Dark skin elfs are hot
Drakengard elves are disgusting people, only idiots critique Four.
Wah she destroyed a pirate battlefleet of 18 ships that probably caused countless atrocities against human civilians, but they are escaping let them go you monster!
Elves can be cute, though they are as untrustworthy and dangerous as the Jew
>How does /a/ feel about elves?
They live a long time while everything else gets old and decrepit around them. For example, in this manga, you have the story of the young man meeting an elf in the garden he was tending. She liked the flowers and stopped by, and accidentally met him. They hit it off. Chapters pass by. It's now the end of the story.
Guess her take on trap+netorare was a really bad idea.
>But it was pretty funny seeing how much of a huge fuck up one guy could possibly be.
Many of the characters that had huge fuckups did so because they had too much freedom to do so. Total freedom to do what you want combined with great powers means a result that had no moderating input (restrictions) from others.
Can't help it. One breeds slow while the other breeds fast. One typically breeds to have 2.1 children max while the other typically has 5.8 children. One breeds as early as the teens while the other waits until quite a bit older. One is community-building while the other can be the pit-bull of sabotage.
How does this difference in breeding even work anyway? Elves are unironically superior in almost every other aspect like lifespan, physical appearance and intelligence (from longer lives) to humans, but somehow they can't have kids because reasons?
Authors had to balance this shit out so humans are able to be the protagonist race in every setting. Tolkien had a good reason for this: his elves are more spirit than a body out of human flesh and a mother and a father making a baby give some of their "power" to their children. At some point they just can't anymore, they would cease to exist.
I like this explanation more.
This post was about /tg/ but we aren't on-topic anyway.
No, I just prefer the idea of a Japanese porn book about elves rather than Tolkien's shit. Or are you one of those faggots who think everything Tolkien is good? I bet you only know him for LotR
My favorite book is the Silmarillion. The thing about Tolkien is that some of the high-fantasy tropes he established he did really think through and gave good explanations, and afterwards a lot of them just got copied without giving them any thought, so it seems. And while japanese elves are cute, they add next to nothing to the entire body of high-fantasy. Especially when they are porn elves. Worst offenders at being humans with pointy ears.
Why are you posting images of donkey eared titty monsters when asking about elves?
Their ears are supposed to be normal human lenght but taper to a pointed end
Elven chicks are supposed to be slender and pettite while theyir dudes are supposed to be lanky tall dudes who are suprisingly stronk.
I hate what Japan did to the fantasy genre.
Anon, you are retarded.
If you enjoy the ugly garbage drawn by fat ugly artists, then pay them attention and money instead of whining how others don't draw as them do.
People drawing garbage still existed in deviantart so go there for your ugly elves fix.
>the whitest fantasy race
I bet you fuck orcs.
Most of the time it's just the same vocal autists spamming their off-topic "jokes" on boards they probably don't even care about. We've all seen these pics already. Their stuff also got deleted.
>the argument is basically "u mad"
Anon, all I see is the same shit dumped in the same thread every day. You can claim that you are only making jokes as much as you want, but what you contribute to the thread is an unhealthy hateboner for something that doesn't exist. You started shitposting, anons telling you to shut up are reacting to it.
It isn't and argument though. You said elves aren't real, I then agreed with you and now you just keep repeating the same thing over and over again, I keep saying you are upset to make you sit back and realise you are here getting upset about something on the internet and you told me to stop doing something becasue it's embarrassing.
>You started shitposting, anons telling you to shut up are reacting to it.
Hasn't that always been the point of shitposting?
Oh yes, it's not an argument, and so is calling me upset. Why would you do that, what does it change? What if I'm upset? What about it? Would this make your posts funny, creative, would this mean you contributed to this thread, raised its quality? Does it mean that it's on-topic? Does it mean that's not stupid considering the board we are on, even considering every board? Does it mean that it doesn't just spread negativity, that it's ugly, that you are appear do it to fellate your own weak ego by feeling better about a thing that you can make up in your fantasy as bad as you want?
Alright, be a bit self-conscious for a moment. Not only do you have a folder dedicated to a thing you don't like, you are also going out of your way to post it in every thread that is supposedly about the thing you don't like regardless of the board to tell us that you don't like it based on memes and headcanon, and at the same time don't contribute anything to said thread that makes the thread more enjoyable to anyone that likes the thing the thread is supposed to be about. And now that I pointed this out, you will answer with "lol he mad".