How does /a/ feel about elves?

>>157805999
made for cuddling

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Elves are for ensconcing.

>>157805999
Hi, my name is Four and I believe all filthy Elves should be wiped out of existence.

Have a nice day.

>>157805999
Elves are for genocide

>>157805999
I only like mature MILF elves with huge 10kg titties that take big stinky shits.

They should be used for their intended purpose.

>>157805999
abgrund?

>>157805999
Elves are for SLAUGHTER AND GENOCIDE
KILL! KILL! KILL!

>>157805999
Elves are only good to be impregnated with superior Orc seed.

>>157806226
Fuck off Neromashin

Elves are for corrupting and making them attack their own kind.

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>>157805999
Dark skin elfs are hot

>>157805999
ANGRY, ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!

>>157805999
That depends on if they can produce offspring with Humans.

Around elves, watch yourselves.

>>157805999
Dorfs are better

>>157805999
What a flat ass.

>>157807707
Drakengard elves are disgusting people, only idiots critique Four.
Wah she destroyed a pirate battlefleet of 18 ships that probably caused countless atrocities against human civilians, but they are escaping let them go you monster!

>>157805999
REMOVE ELVES!!!

>>157805999
What the hell is wrong with that foot.

>>157805999
great and cute waifu material

in manga world at least

breeding thier species out of existence

>>157808766
The human way of thinking.

>>157805999
I wanna nibble on her ears

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Elves are stupid!

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Would protect

>>157808766
THIS

>>157808766
>try to breed them out of existence
>eru just gives the little half-breeds the choice to opt-out

Mother fucker.

>>157809747
Half-breeds are still legally elves, and are therefore a non-person. Just use the females to breed more livestock and send the males to kill or enslave the rest.

>>157806317
Yes, the only straight doujin of hers that I like. I miss her traps.

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Elves can be cute, though they are as untrustworthy and dangerous as the Jew

>>157806126
Best cooking utensil.

>>157806204
Hero, please.

>>157805999

They seem to be getting lewder and lewder.

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>>157805999
>How does /a/ feel about elves?
They live a long time while everything else gets old and decrepit around them. For example, in this manga, you have the story of the young man meeting an elf in the garden he was tending. She liked the flowers and stopped by, and accidentally met him. They hit it off. Chapters pass by. It's now the end of the story.

Reminder that Feanor did everything wrong.

>>157817091
But it was pretty funny seeing how much of a huge fuck up one guy could possibly be.

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>>157805999
Nothing.

>>157805999
They make for pretty lulzy off-topic shitposting threads.

Fuck elves.
- Kumo.

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>>157812384
Guess her take on trap+netorare was a really bad idea.

>>157817417
>But it was pretty funny seeing how much of a huge fuck up one guy could possibly be.
Many of the characters that had huge fuckups did so because they had too much freedom to do so. Total freedom to do what you want combined with great powers means a result that had no moderating input (restrictions) from others.

>>157818883
Can't help it. One breeds slow while the other breeds fast. One typically breeds to have 2.1 children max while the other typically has 5.8 children. One breeds as early as the teens while the other waits until quite a bit older. One is community-building while the other can be the pit-bull of sabotage.

>>157805999
As someone who's totally not an orc, I think elves are pretty sexy

>>157813242
>Why don't you learn some magic Chillchuk the Half-foot Picklock?

>>157819041
Oh yeah? What's your dick size, Mr. Not Orc?

>>157818988
How does this difference in breeding even work anyway? Elves are unironically superior in almost every other aspect like lifespan, physical appearance and intelligence (from longer lives) to humans, but somehow they can't have kids because reasons?

>>157819203
Authors had to balance this shit out so humans are able to be the protagonist race in every setting. Tolkien had a good reason for this: his elves are more spirit than a body out of human flesh and a mother and a father making a baby give some of their "power" to their children. At some point they just can't anymore, they would cease to exist.

>1. All images and resulting discussion should pertain to anime or manga.

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>>157819203
>>157819441

I like this explanation more.

>>157805999
This was a good fap.

>>157819203
>Intelligence
>From a fucking tree hugger
Humans and dwarfs are the intelligent ones, elves are hippies.

>>157819539
Because you know elves only from japanese porn.

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>>157819674
This post was about /tg/ but we aren't on-topic anyway.

>>157819675
No, I just prefer the idea of a Japanese porn book about elves rather than Tolkien's shit. Or are you one of those faggots who think everything Tolkien is good? I bet you only know him for LotR

>>157819847
My favorite book is the Silmarillion. The thing about Tolkien is that some of the high-fantasy tropes he established he did really think through and gave good explanations, and afterwards a lot of them just got copied without giving them any thought, so it seems. And while japanese elves are cute, they add next to nothing to the entire body of high-fantasy. Especially when they are porn elves. Worst offenders at being humans with pointy ears.

>>157805999
Why are you posting images of donkey eared titty monsters when asking about elves?

Their ears are supposed to be normal human lenght but taper to a pointed end
Elven chicks are supposed to be slender and pettite while theyir dudes are supposed to be lanky tall dudes who are suprisingly stronk.


I hate what Japan did to the fantasy genre.

>>157820385
>Fantasy
Maybe you should look up what the word means.

>>157820467
Why don't you look up how elves looked in RPGs before Japan got their hands on them.

Not that complainig on a KoreanKartoonBoard will doo anything.

>>157820535
Anon, you are retarded.
If you enjoy the ugly garbage drawn by fat ugly artists, then pay them attention and money instead of whining how others don't draw as them do.

People drawing garbage still existed in deviantart so go there for your ugly elves fix.

>>157818579
But anon, you posted rapebait.

>>157806164
>>157808884
I want to fuck Four but only anally

>>157820581
>If you enjoy the ugly garbage drawn by fat ugly artists
So... hentai?

>>157805999
That despite having a lot of elf characters, there really aren't many stories about them in anime or manga, nevertheless good romance

>>157816642
She's not an elf. She's a vampire.

>>157819674
elves culture delay them

>>157805999
I love them, though the threads on /a/ about them are complete shit.

I like them, but maintain constant vigilance nonetheless.

>>157825083
Write about how much you want to rape them, this won't get deleted.

>>157825123
Bestiality is vile though.

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>>157825154
>the whitest fantasy race
>bestiality
I bet you fuck orcs.

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there's nothing wrong with fat elves

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>>157825296
Disagree.

>>157825234
Like anyone would want to touch someone that shouts how awesome for being born human in front of a pc.

>>157805999

the same way I feel for your mother.

she is a nice lady

>>157813242
This. Especially nigger elves.

>>157819539
Because you are a moron.

>>157825380
Did you have a stroke there elf? You missed a few words in that sentence.

>>157825415
Elves aren't real. There is nobody you can feel superior to except these you make up in your mind. Stop role-playing, it's embarrassing.

>>157825505
Getting upset over jokes about something that isnt real is pretty sad mate.

>>157825763
A joke has to be funny, though.

>>157825818
Comedy is subjective though.

>>157825818
And that still doesn't change the fact you are getting uspest about jokes about a fictional species.

>>157825844
Well, then you will have to look for the audience that shares your kind of "humor" somewhere else. Because all your shit got deleted.

>>157825866
Well other people were posting stuff so I'm pretty sure there are people here.

>>157805999
angry

>>157825854
You are the one that gets upset about a fictional race in the first place. Somepeople are just tired of this trite shit.

>>157825952
There is a difference between making jokes and being upset. You are upset.

>>157825885
Most of the time it's just the same vocal autists spamming their off-topic "jokes" on boards they probably don't even care about. We've all seen these pics already. Their stuff also got deleted.

>>157805999
>downcast ears

Is she half goblin?

>>157825994
It fits elf threads on /a/ though.

>>157813242
>jews
>elves
>not the gold sniffing dwarves

Wooden bracelets don't count as currency fucking midget lover.

>>157825987
>the argument is basically "u mad"
Anon, all I see is the same shit dumped in the same thread every day. You can claim that you are only making jokes as much as you want, but what you contribute to the thread is an unhealthy hateboner for something that doesn't exist. You started shitposting, anons telling you to shut up are reacting to it.

>>157826031
>Pelinal
>/a/
That's the first good joke you did in this thread.

>>157826055
It isn't and argument though. You said elves aren't real, I then agreed with you and now you just keep repeating the same thing over and over again, I keep saying you are upset to make you sit back and realise you are here getting upset about something on the internet and you told me to stop doing something becasue it's embarrassing.

>You started shitposting, anons telling you to shut up are reacting to it.

Hasn't that always been the point of shitposting?

>>157826167
Oh yes, it's not an argument, and so is calling me upset. Why would you do that, what does it change? What if I'm upset? What about it? Would this make your posts funny, creative, would this mean you contributed to this thread, raised its quality? Does it mean that it's on-topic? Does it mean that's not stupid considering the board we are on, even considering every board? Does it mean that it doesn't just spread negativity, that it's ugly, that you are appear do it to fellate your own weak ego by feeling better about a thing that you can make up in your fantasy as bad as you want?

Alright, be a bit self-conscious for a moment. Not only do you have a folder dedicated to a thing you don't like, you are also going out of your way to post it in every thread that is supposedly about the thing you don't like regardless of the board to tell us that you don't like it based on memes and headcanon, and at the same time don't contribute anything to said thread that makes the thread more enjoyable to anyone that likes the thing the thread is supposed to be about. And now that I pointed this out, you will answer with "lol he mad".

>>157826167
>>157826372
jesus fuck im here for elf booty not your bitching

>>157826607
>>>/e/