I would dick Mugi until my penis fell off.
I love my wife Mugi so much.
She appreciates the compliments. I'll have her sit on my face on your behalf.
Yeah, I understand the desire to hate fuck her too.
Mugi has been my wife since K-ON started airing. Get your own wife.
I really, REALLY want the K-ONs to sit on my face.
Mugi and I live comfortably but not lavishly (though she is set for a lot of inheritance in a couple decades). She took ownership of that high-end maid cafe and I teach high school history.
Please don't lewd the Keions.
But the answer is my beautiful waifu Ritsu
Wait, if two anons have the same waifu, who gets to be the one?
Ritsu would be lovey dovey and energetic.
Mugi would push you down and ride you until you pass out from exhaustion when you accidentally unlock that side of her.
Azunyan would be one of the greatest hatefucks of all time. You'd just be glopping into her endlessly as you bend her tiny body over every surface you possibly can as she succumbs to dick.
I didn't know there was more, Jesus fuck.
I hate these but its description of Jun's ass gave me a boner. Jun's so good.
I want to be Jun.
I think so too. I love sharing with friends.
I posted Yui earlier in the thread.
I think any of them could be coaxed into it.
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She has a body built for sex so I bet it would be a blast. I don't think it would be even that hard to convince her. She seems to be willing to experience with new stuff so it wouldn't take long until she would shiver with anticipation.
Mugi would most definitely be down to try all sorts of kinky stuff. She'd be the most fun fuck by far.
Even if she'd run out of stamina you could just pin her down and make her submit to you. But you make a fair point too, a fit girl riding you for seemingly endless amount of time would be a dream come true.
It would probably take multiple anons to completely satisfy her, though.
I want to get Sawako liquored up
>Did you forget about Mugi stronk?
She's only strong because she needs to be able to take big black cock without dying
1) I disagree with your assertion that mugi is not stronk all over and
2) Even if she wasnt you, are forgetting possibilities like her picking you up and wrapping your legs around her head.
A reminder that even though Mio is a pure girl, her body is so lewd it instinctively shlicks itself in her sleep.
She's got to be a wildcat in bed. That's why she can't keep a boyfriend. Nip men like passive girls.
I will gladly step on that land mine for them
Which Keions would you enter into a threesome with? I'd pick Mio or Mugi or Azusa and Mugi, Ritsu and Sawako would be incredibly wild.
Anyone else find Sawako drinking and terrifying the other Keions hilarious during the Christmas episode? I wonder how traumatic it was for them seeing her drunk like that, poor girl, probably traumatized Mio some more.
What is sex with each K-ON like?
Gay because she's a guy
Vanilla missionary with lots of procreation ONLY
She acts very confused as she has no idea what sex is
Pouts the whole time and keeps asking when you're going to be finished
You just robbed a convenience store because you're clearly a nigger
You shut your fucking mouth
This sums it up pretty well.
What it's like to marry each keion:
>Yui is a decent housewife and often asks Ui to come over to help decorate the house and cook. Yui enjoys spending the days at home or wandering around town. She keeps up with her music and encourages you to join in. You occasionally play the bass, keyboard, and drums. Yui stays in touch with her friends and tries to have them over for a big dinner every month or so. She wants to have children, though you're a little worried she will treat them like friends instead of children. Ui has promised to be a nanny for the two of you, for a small fee.
>married life is happy, though you often feel like you need to get Mio to relax. She wants to be the perfect wife and seeks your approval for many of the things she does around the house. She constantly sends you texts and calls you at work asking if she can buy some new piece of furniture or if what she cooked for dinner or made you for lunch is okay. She tries to keep up with her music, but prefers quiet time alone to do it, so you've giver her the office where she has a desk for writing songs and a nice collection of lefty basses to suit her fancy. She also wants children, though you suspect it might be to please you as opposed to actually wanting to become a mother. She keeps in touch with the other keions, though doesn't go out of her way to invite them over, lest they make a mess at home.
>Ritsu stays very active and generally doesn't come home except for dinner, which you find yourself cooking pretty often. Not that you mind, and it's probably better to keep her out of the kitchen. She's not particularly concerned with keeping the house put together, and enjoys her surroundings comfortable as opposed to pristine and fashionable. You find every day of your married life with her to be a new adventure, and you spend a lot of the time out doing or trying new things. Ritsu doesn't have seem to have an interest in having children, though you suspect she's just not sure how to ask.
>Marriage with Mugi is a perfect example of trial and error. The wedding was entirely financed by her parents and was just about the ritzy-est thing you've ever experienced. In contrast, Mugi decided to get a part time job after marrying you and is very devoted to her career. She loves to talk to you about work and is very conscious of money issues. She likes putting budgets together and reusing and recycling as much as she can. She actually becomes very interested in DIY type projects around the house, and even takes up gardening to bring in more fruits and veggies. Her many interests all seem to revolve around money, which you are a little unsure about since you make enough for the two of you to live comfortably. You realize that to her, the feeling of working and earning a living is very important, so you support her as much as she supports you. Mugi is very interested in having children, and tells you she wants at least 4, maybe more. You're happy to oblige her and the two of you get to work on that on your honeymoon.
>Marriage with Azusa breaks a lot of stereotypes. She is a fully dedicated career woman who works around 50-60 hours a week. In return, you stay home as a househusband and take care of everything. Azusa feels strongly that supporting the one she loves as much as she can is her most important duty. She constantly brings home little gifts for you, and you're happier than you've ever been. In return, you help her unwind from her stressful days at work however you can. Azusa keeps up with her music as well, practicing long into the night as you sit and watch her, cheering her on or even playing beside her when she asks. As far as children go, Azusa does talk longingly about kids, you just need to help her feel like the time is right for her to slow down.
The Hirasawa girls are all strongly hinted to be very alike, so if her parents and any indicator, marrying Yui would be wonderful.
In any case, I still want my drunk slut.
ritsu or azusa sound the best
Ritsu and Azusa, objectively. Ritsu is energetic and dominant as fuck and Azusa would very clearly be a freak in bed
Only Ritsu posters are cool enough to post.
God, K-on is so fucking comfy.
I wish they'd done more with what looked like Mugi's crush on Ritsu. They had this hairband thing and the fight club episode but more hinting at it and finding an amiable way to work things out between the two characters would have been better.
I don't know why but I like her the most.
Fucking hiromoot I need webms with sound like right fucking now!
Welcome to the club.
Ritz changed my life in a very positive way
If hitting table with my cock counts as playing drums, then I guess so.
I want to sniff Jun's farts, directly from her asshole, while she sits on my face and gets off with my mustache. I want to spray my semen all over her back as she lets one of those slippery donut farts waft into my nostrils, and have it reach up into her hair as it chokes me with its delicious nutrition-free essence. Afterwards I assume she'd let a piss leviathan loose upon my head, and I'd like to spend the next day at work soaked and dried in her scent, without taking a shower.
I guess I will masturbate.