Which K-ON would be the best fuck?

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Ritsu is far too lewd.

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>>157698466
I would dick Mugi until my penis fell off.

>>157697214
I HATE AZUNYAN
but i would fuck her so fucking hard

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>>157699788
I feel you.

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Sawako

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I love my wife Mugi so much.

>>157698466
>>157698875

She appreciates the compliments. I'll have her sit on my face on your behalf.

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Jun. No contest.

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Sawako for wildness.

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>>157697214
Mio or Azusa.

>>157701071
>>157701071

>Mio will never dom you and Azusa in a threesome together

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>>157699788
Yeah, I understand the desire to hate fuck her too.

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>>157700624
Mugi has been my wife since K-ON started airing. Get your own wife.

What would marriage with each of the Keions be like?

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I really, REALLY want the K-ONs to sit on my face.

>>157701414

Mugi and I live comfortably but not lavishly (though she is set for a lot of inheritance in a couple decades). She took ownership of that high-end maid cafe and I teach high school history.

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Please don't lewd the Keions. But the answer is my beautiful waifu Ritsu

>>157701763

Ritsu would be top tier wife material.

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>>157701386
Wait, if two anons have the same waifu, who gets to be the one?

>>157703708

There was an infographic about this; tl;dr we all have our own idealized headcanon of our waifus in our minds.

>>157703783
Does anyone have this?

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>>157697214
Ritsu would be lovey dovey and energetic.
Mugi would push you down and ride you until you pass out from exhaustion when you accidentally unlock that side of her.
Azunyan would be one of the greatest hatefucks of all time. You'd just be glopping into her endlessly as you bend her tiny body over every surface you possibly can as she succumbs to dick.

someone post the butt analysis

>>157704117
no, don't do it

>>157704117
>anal-ysis

>>157697214
Ui, after BECOMING Yui.

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>>157703783
>>157704022
This one?

>>157704395

Yes.

>>157704114

>Imagine how fun it would be to manhandle her tiny body. I'd just walk around the house looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.

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>>157702550
This is a fact!

>>157704395
that makes sense

>>157704468
>wake up
>see all of these in your bedroom
What do

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>>157704512
Orgy

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>>157697341

>>157704512
>>157704539

There's a doujin where a guy hires Mugi and it turns out to be 20 clones that all fuck him.

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>>157704117
>>157704153
I'm sorry.

>>157705073
thats only part 1, post the rest

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>>157705465

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>>157705675
I didn't know there was more, Jesus fuck.

>>157705675
>>157705073
I've never seen or felt a real ass other than my own so I don't understand what any of this means.

Jun probably has the dirtiest and smelliest asshole.

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>>157705675
I hate these but its description of Jun's ass gave me a boner. Jun's so good.

>>157705801
bags of sand etc etc

>Tfw you'll never chill with the Keions at the beach

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>No Yui mentions

Shame on you anons

>>157706091
>pic
Now there's something I never thought I'd see on /a/.

>>157706184
You must be a newfag, /a/ is full of spics as /spa/ let us know

Please post more lewd keions

>>157706184
come on, hachi no chavo was AOTS newfag

>>157704395
I'm pretty sure there's a bigger info graphic of this

>>157697214
Jun, the rest would be boring.

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I want to fuck the K-ONs with /a/.

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>>157711330
This guy gets it.

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I want to be Jun.

>>157711528
Those shorts make me want to eat a big bowl of peanut butter captain crunch.

>>157711339
Teaming on a sweaty K-On would be the best.

>>157709669
What is it about Nodoka that's so alluring? I'm a Mio-fag, but Nodoka does things to my dick....

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>>157711629
I think so too. I love sharing with friends.

>Still no Yui pics

I'm losing hope anons

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>>157711822
I posted Yui earlier in the thread.

>>157711876
Still
>31 images
>2 Yui

Something is not right mate

>>157711669
Which K-On would be brave enough to have multiple guys at the same time?

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>>157712063
I think any of them could be coaxed into it.

Mugi, though.

>>157711936
I'm a major Yuifag and I don't post her in these kinds of threads because I'd rather not have her be lewded

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>>157698466
>>157698875
>>157699724
>>157700624
>>157701386
>>157712124
t. Jamal Tyronious

>>157697214
Ui honestly, she clearly has mental issues with her attachment to nee-chan which when transferred to attachment with my dick would only provide positive benefits

the chubby one

>>157713234
I want to feed Yui so much cake until she gets so obese that she can't move on her own and becomes entirely dependent on me

>>157713352
But Yui literally can't gain weight no matter how much she eats. Study up on your K-on lore, fag.
She would be dependent on you anyways

>>157697341
I want to cum on ritsu's forehead

>>157712124
She has a body built for sex so I bet it would be a blast. I don't think it would be even that hard to convince her. She seems to be willing to experience with new stuff so it wouldn't take long until she would shiver with anticipation.

>>157713628
>body built for sex
Not really, big tits and fat are fine in moderate sizes but tight, fit girls that can last for hours are way more fun.

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>>157713628
Mugi would most definitely be down to try all sorts of kinky stuff. She'd be the most fun fuck by far.

https://exhentai.org/s/09845710fa/287959-12

>>157712253
Mmm, this one makes sense. Truly the best girl, no one dares to lewd her

Do you think Nodoka would be a dom?

>>157713685
Even if she'd run out of stamina you could just pin her down and make her submit to you. But you make a fair point too, a fit girl riding you for seemingly endless amount of time would be a dream come true.
>>157713743
It would probably take multiple anons to completely satisfy her, though.

>>157704776
Is that my right or their right?

>>157714016
It's George Constanza's right to fuck anime girls.

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I want to get Sawako liquored up

Jun seems like she would be down for some fun casual sex now and then.

>>157713771
Pfft, nonsense. She's just annoying to train since she'd forget everything the instant she has to learn something else.

>>157713685
>>157713937
Did you forget about Mugi stronk? Beneath that soft fluffy exterior lie the muscles of a goddess.

>>157714566
She only has strength because she carries around that weighty digital piano.
At most she can give you gorilla strength handjobs, her hips are just soft.

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>>157701071
Mio AND Azusa.
FTFY

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>>157714566
>Did you forget about Mugi stronk?
She's only strong because she needs to be able to take big black cock without dying

>>157714603
Carrying things strengthens whole body though. I have no doubts that Mugi is capable of superhuman sexual feats.

>>157714603
1) I disagree with your assertion that mugi is not stronk all over and
2) Even if she wasnt you, are forgetting possibilities like her picking you up and wrapping your legs around her head.

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A reminder that even though Mio is a pure girl, her body is so lewd it instinctively shlicks itself in her sleep.

>>157714603
>her hips are just soft

Which makes the facesitting all the better

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>>157714098
She's got to be a wildcat in bed. That's why she can't keep a boyfriend. Nip men like passive girls.

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Ui softest and THICCest.

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>>157714961
I will gladly step on that land mine for them

Which Keions would you enter into a threesome with? I'd pick Mio or Mugi or Azusa and Mugi, Ritsu and Sawako would be incredibly wild.

>>157714961
>>157714098

Anyone else find Sawako drinking and terrifying the other Keions hilarious during the Christmas episode? I wonder how traumatic it was for them seeing her drunk like that, poor girl, probably traumatized Mio some more.

Azu-nyan should have a lot of practice so I guess her.

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>>157700690

>>157717366
At least post lewd Keions

>>157713588
Just the forehead?

>>157717564
Isn't that how she makes babies?

>>157714837

Yui's tummy is cute

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>>157697214
What is sex with each K-ON like?

>>157721597
>Ritsu
Gay because she's a guy

>Mio
Vanilla missionary with lots of procreation ONLY

>Yui
She acts very confused as she has no idea what sex is

>Azusa
Pouts the whole time and keeps asking when you're going to be finished

>Mugi
You just robbed a convenience store because you're clearly a nigger

>>157717581
Nice odeko

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>>157700690
>>157715992
My niggas

>>157721743
So, Yui it is.

>>157697214
I'd take a bite of each and then decide

>>157715113

I like to think the first thought in her head was 'Fuck. Now I can't see shit.'

How does each keion react to being cummed inside of after she asked you not to?

STOP POSTING NODOKA SHE'S NO ONE'S WAIFU YOU WOULD HAVE TO BE A GLASSES MAN AND NO ONE IS A GLASSES MAN

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>>157723393
You shut your fucking mouth

>>157723708
ew

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>>157697214
This sums it up pretty well.

>>157723393
Kill urself my man.

>>157723822
Jun a best

I want to be dominated

>>157697214
The one that queefs.

What it's like to marry each keion:
Yui
>Yui is a decent housewife and often asks Ui to come over to help decorate the house and cook. Yui enjoys spending the days at home or wandering around town. She keeps up with her music and encourages you to join in. You occasionally play the bass, keyboard, and drums. Yui stays in touch with her friends and tries to have them over for a big dinner every month or so. She wants to have children, though you're a little worried she will treat them like friends instead of children. Ui has promised to be a nanny for the two of you, for a small fee.

Mio
>married life is happy, though you often feel like you need to get Mio to relax. She wants to be the perfect wife and seeks your approval for many of the things she does around the house. She constantly sends you texts and calls you at work asking if she can buy some new piece of furniture or if what she cooked for dinner or made you for lunch is okay. She tries to keep up with her music, but prefers quiet time alone to do it, so you've giver her the office where she has a desk for writing songs and a nice collection of lefty basses to suit her fancy. She also wants children, though you suspect it might be to please you as opposed to actually wanting to become a mother. She keeps in touch with the other keions, though doesn't go out of her way to invite them over, lest they make a mess at home.

>>157724341
Ritsu
>Ritsu stays very active and generally doesn't come home except for dinner, which you find yourself cooking pretty often. Not that you mind, and it's probably better to keep her out of the kitchen. She's not particularly concerned with keeping the house put together, and enjoys her surroundings comfortable as opposed to pristine and fashionable. You find every day of your married life with her to be a new adventure, and you spend a lot of the time out doing or trying new things. Ritsu doesn't have seem to have an interest in having children, though you suspect she's just not sure how to ask.

Mugi
>Marriage with Mugi is a perfect example of trial and error. The wedding was entirely financed by her parents and was just about the ritzy-est thing you've ever experienced. In contrast, Mugi decided to get a part time job after marrying you and is very devoted to her career. She loves to talk to you about work and is very conscious of money issues. She likes putting budgets together and reusing and recycling as much as she can. She actually becomes very interested in DIY type projects around the house, and even takes up gardening to bring in more fruits and veggies. Her many interests all seem to revolve around money, which you are a little unsure about since you make enough for the two of you to live comfortably. You realize that to her, the feeling of working and earning a living is very important, so you support her as much as she supports you. Mugi is very interested in having children, and tells you she wants at least 4, maybe more. You're happy to oblige her and the two of you get to work on that on your honeymoon.

>>157724357
Azusa
>Marriage with Azusa breaks a lot of stereotypes. She is a fully dedicated career woman who works around 50-60 hours a week. In return, you stay home as a househusband and take care of everything. Azusa feels strongly that supporting the one she loves as much as she can is her most important duty. She constantly brings home little gifts for you, and you're happier than you've ever been. In return, you help her unwind from her stressful days at work however you can. Azusa keeps up with her music as well, practicing long into the night as you sit and watch her, cheering her on or even playing beside her when she asks. As far as children go, Azusa does talk longingly about kids, you just need to help her feel like the time is right for her to slow down.

>>157724341
Yui sounds infinitely better. Mio would drive me up the wall.

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You're under arrest

>>157712405

t. dead meme spammer

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>>157724388
The Hirasawa girls are all strongly hinted to be very alike, so if her parents and any indicator, marrying Yui would be wonderful.

In any case, I still want my drunk slut.

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Snuggles with kitty-cat.

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3P with these two.

>>157724376
I want to marry Azusa

>>157721743
>the Mugi prediction
Epic.

>>157704395
But where's the AbstractWaifuFactoryGeneratorFactory

Good Pixiv follows, anyone?

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Ritz

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>>157728864

All Ritz is best Ritz.

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>>157724341
>>157724357
>>157724376
ritsu or azusa sound the best

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>>157697214
Ritsu and Azusa, objectively. Ritsu is energetic and dominant as fuck and Azusa would very clearly be a freak in bed

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Only Ritsu posters are cool enough to post.

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God, K-on is so fucking comfy.

>>157731563

I wish they'd done more with what looked like Mugi's crush on Ritsu. They had this hairband thing and the fight club episode but more hinting at it and finding an amiable way to work things out between the two characters would have been better.

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>>157730965
>>157730993
I don't know why but I like her the most. Fucking hiromoot I need webms with sound like right fucking now!

>>157731780

It was Satomi Sato's performance. She stole the show. Ironically she's not played a really upbeat character since and has had mostly subdued Onee-chan like roles.

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>>157704776

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>>157731939
But Yui is not a redhead.

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>>157731780
Welcome to the club.

Ritz changed my life in a very positive way

Mio >= Ritsu > Ui > Nodoka > Jun = Yui > Sensei > shit > Mio > maggots in the shit > Azushit

>>157732065
let me guess...you play the drums now.

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>>157732395
If hitting table with my cock counts as playing drums, then I guess so.

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>>157732015
She's a dead head

>>157732395
No, it's kinda hard to explain, let's just say that she's the reason I am not dead.

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>>157732568
That's just mean.

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>>157732509
Lewd

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>>157732568

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>>157733124
Lewd

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>>157733124
I love her thighs.

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>>157704776
how can george just say that

>>157697214
Azusa, no doubt

>>157734915
(You)

Still going on about this?

Watch Bang Dream. They even sing K-On songs.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_GnJoUN7PY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDWVLloSjTw

I want to sniff Jun's farts, directly from her asshole, while she sits on my face and gets off with my mustache. I want to spray my semen all over her back as she lets one of those slippery donut farts waft into my nostrils, and have it reach up into her hair as it chokes me with its delicious nutrition-free essence. Afterwards I assume she'd let a piss leviathan loose upon my head, and I'd like to spend the next day at work soaked and dried in her scent, without taking a shower.

>>157697341
First post best post.

>>157735390

1. BanG Dream was mediocre.
2. Those covers are shit.

>>157734915

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I guess I will masturbate.

>>157724357
Mugi seems wonderful, not satisfied just living through you or her parents money, good moral fibre. Also lots of procreative sex that will make her even thiccer..