/a/ Fight Club

Defense powers..which means I cant really do anything.

I guess I could turn my force field on and crush someone against a wall or something

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nothing personnel

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>Peace Manipulation
what the fuck

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence_Embodiment

gg I won

>>157685473
>Satellite Generation
So I can spy and scout and when I want I can call upon an orbital bombardment with disposable satellites

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>>157685332
>The power to gain strength from cannibalism
Not sure how I feel about this desu. On one hand, it's really fucking cool. But who says they have to taste good? I wouldn't even know where to start. It would take me literal days to eat someone.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sky_Father_Physiology

Am i allowed?

>>157685473
I played a 4x game where that was an ability. it was one of the biggest annoyances an opponent could use.

>Immortality Bestowal
oh nice

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>Psychic Wave Manipulation

Now all I need is a cute Sec-chan

>>157685332
>>>/b/

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reflection_Manipulation

Well I can reflect any attack, copy any ability, and shape-shift apparently... This power is too complicated for me so I'd still probably get rekt t.b.h

>Religion Embodiment
I, uh. Guess I'll start a cult. Imagination's the limit, with this one.

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Bow before me

>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Prima_Materia_Manipulation
How did i do, anons?

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>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Tectonic_Plate_Manipulation

Get ready bitches because I'm about to do fuckall because if I did do something the collateral would be immense

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>>157685332
Am I strong enough?

>>157685772
hello yukari

>>157685816
MEME MAGIC

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>The ability to not be recognized.

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>Time manipulation

>>157685816
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Deity_Manipulation
I can control you
I CAN CONTROL GOD
I win

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>>157685816
not nearly as powerful as my power to have all powers little sand rat

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First try.

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photoportation?useskin=oasis

I'd like to see you fuckers try and catch me

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unweighted_Movement

Pretty lame, unless I also get the strength to do something like this.

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I can summon my waifu to beat you
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Summoning

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Badassery_Embodiment
You wanna fight, fuckboi?

>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Story_Shifting
I have the power of Plot, who dares stand against me?

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>Energy Beam Emission
So like a hyperbeam? Kind of boring, but also cut-and-dry.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cycle_Manipulation

Alright lads, I want this to be a clean fight.

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You know, this barely counts as /a/ related, so I'd like to ask you all a question: if you ended up in your favorite anime that involves superpowers with the ability you rolled, what would you do?

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Energy_Transmogrification
sounds cool enough,

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Plot_Empowerment
/thread faggots

>>157686564
I'd try to help people, power over badassery would make it hilarious.

>>157686604
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Companion_Allegiance
you and me are best buds now my dude

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Camouflage
I can think of a lot of applications for this power

and all of them involve naked women

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Esoteric_Weather_Manipulation
Well I'm dead.

>>157686706
I can see it now: you just walk into a shit situation and suddenly a masterfully choreographed beatdown occurs.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pleasure_Immunity
This wiki has drastically needed culling for way too long

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invulnerability_Bypassing

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>>157686801
>girl cries
>walk in
>"bitch stop crying, cheer up, everything's fucking rad"
>she recovers
>explosions

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Frozen_Surface
thats gay as shit, but whatever i could probably make it work. maybe make the surface of shit really slippery and then skate and fuiger eight on bitches.

>>157686893
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2qRDMHbXaM
you in a few years

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Well I mean the regressive left is already making this a reality.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Power_Erasure
Everyone in this thread loses their powers, and we all become normal anons again.

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Icon_Physiology

i did it /a/ i have become acquired the greatest power of all

meme magic

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>>157686994

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Voice

I have never heard of a power that sounds so useless, but is so powerful.

>I'm Pride.
Noice.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Animated_Shadow?useskin=oasis

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Is there LITERALLY anything that could even conceptually oppose Boundary Manipulation?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Boundary_Manipulation

>>157685332
Dialysis Inducement

I can make people go under dialysis.

>>157685772
Just because you have limitless potential doesn't mean you're going to achieve it. I mean, you pretty much already have limitless potential and look at where you are now.

>>157687124
one shrine maiden with a stick

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Personal_Probability_Manipulation

>Users are able to alter themselves and even the world, being able to manipulate any/all probabilities that has any involvement with them, allowing them to have literally, absolute control of their fate, future, and even their own past, with virtually no limit to what they can do.

>The potential adjustments that can be performed and accomplished are virtually unlimited, ranging from trivialities like fortune raised to levels comparable to divine luck, to massive feats as completely rewriting and narrating the way the universe spins since their life is malleable as clay, of course of which they can shape however they want.


You faggots can't do shit to me.

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>>157685332
Bow down before your new god, /a/.

>>157687155
No. They're dependent on the boundary between good and evil, which can be manipulated.

>>157687204
You still don't even come close to comparing with Boundary Manipulation

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>Energy Resistance
>The power to be highly resistant to energy attacks. Sub-power of Energy Absorption
>The user is able to withstand various forms of energy, concussive, electrical, or heat-based attacks.
Your strength betrays you.

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>>157687206
>tfw we can beat and rape the shit out of this guy, have him bring himself back, and then beat and rape the shit out of him again and again and again

>>157686849
Not so fast.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Negation

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Splitting
Sorry guys I'm god you all lose.

>>157687124
>>157686057
Fuck your boundaries, we will make our own ones, made out of win and awesome.

>>157685332

this is a thing?

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:Random

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Organic_Manipulation
>can create, manipulate, shape, transform, heal and/or destroy everything that lives, has lived or comes from either of the above.
come at me bro

>>157687274
>>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/World_Splitting
wait, if you're god then who am I? http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Divine_Element_Manipulation

>>157687274
I can still manipulate the boundary between worlds, and even the concept of what a world is.

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>>157687237
You actually think that?

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Clay_Transmutation

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Benefic_Force_Manipulation

>>157687363
What does it mean to think? That's a boundary I can manipulate.

>feline physiology
Fuck me. Maybe I can sneak away?

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>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bodily_Gas_Manipulation

>tfw you are a stinky witch.

>>157687391
sure, yukari, pretend you aren't a top jobber

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>>157685473
You can change the entire course of human development with that. Here's what I got:
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transformation_Field_Projection
Remarkably useful in its vagueness.

Guess I'll just suck all the dicks.
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Jackhammer_Arms

>>157687391
You can't manipulate the boundary of my fate if my control over it is absolute.

Boundary is literally useless against >>157687204 sine its basically omnipotence. The moment you get involved with my life, I can just take away your powers using probability.

>Embodiment of Crime Dramas
>stronger by hatred
These aren't even fucking powers.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Social_Embodiment

Now watch as I become the embodiment of ambition.

>>157687442
I can manipulate the boundaries associated with the metaphysical concept of fate and probability.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pure_Aura_Manipulation
I am now on my way to being the Hokage

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Wire_Manipulation

Not bad.

/a/ - Powerlevels & Shounen

>>157686564
Shit. Nothing. I got >>157685809 so anything I do would uproot cities. At my peak I could theoretically lift the plates out of the mantle, but no matter what the smallest useful application of my power is to create earthquakes or tsunamis which makes me decidedly not helpful.

>>157685332
>Soul Destruction
A-am I the perfect killer?

>>157687576
Your power seems edgy enough to make an anime out of it. Meanwhile, my divine manipulation....

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>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Comic_Narration
>The user can manipulate reality by making comic books.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

do I fit in?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnislayer

think i can live with that

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Delay

Get ready boys, we're going back to Namek.

>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Nihilism_Embodiment
I'm powered by sad, pathetic NEETs, so on /a/ I'm the strongest there is.

>All these over powered powers.
>No Anon has gotten the power to make their waifu real or other Anons real by selling them to them.
Really makes me think

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>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life_Reduction

Apparently I can even kill immortal people with it so I guess I'm ok

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Artistic_Intuition

While everyone else is busy overpowering each other, I'm just here being aesthetic as fuck.

>>157687632
>turns out they need to be published
>anon can never get published
kek

>>157687649
>>157687686
>>157687632

Please, kill the boundaries faggot

>>157685332
>Milk Mimicry
Fear me.

>>157687707
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Charity_Inducement

While everyone else is busy overpowering each other, I'm just here being altruistic as fuck.

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Invulnerability_Bestowal

>>157685648
Let's team up.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dinosaur_Physiology

I'm good as long as I don't pick a fight with Getter Robo.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Portal_Physiology

Portals.
Yea I can work with this.
Good luck catching me in another plane of existence. I'll just stalk you and kill you in your sleep.

>>157685332
Gravitation Adaptation

Get fuggen rekt

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Oneiric_Reality_Manipulation
>The power to warp reality via dreams.
I don't even need to be awake to beat you scrubs. Get on my level.

>>157687342
You're a god or some kind of spirit of a world I created but I control your will and also brought you into existence.
>>157687346
We pretty much have the same power so I guess we'll have to share the universes or something.

>>157687883
Nonono buddy. You're not even close to me. I don't have to exist within a universe. See one of my abilities: Omnilock (which is one of the most absurdly unbeatable parts of anything in this thread)

I got Dr. Manhattan

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Causa_Sui_Physiology

What is with how many ways they try to list "all the everything" powers?
Add me to the omnigod pile I guess.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Particle_Manipulation
Im not sure what im doing but I think i made the cut
>The user can manipulate primordial particles, which are the building blocks of existence. This power has two classifications, one being the single potentiality of all things, and the second "merely" being the basic unit of primordial energy and matter.

>>157687728
i could write out the world breaking anons from this hypothetical universe and rewrite anons who got shitty powers.
the downside is it's going to be drawn very badly.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Goo_Generation

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cell_Manipulation
1v1 me fags

>>157687728
They can't and you know they can't.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Godly_Incarnation

I win.

>>157687944
Yeah but I'll just create the universe where I have all the same powers you have. I can do that.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Negative_Forces_Manipulation
So... Am I a God Hand?

>>157688129
Yeah but I can manipulate the meaning of a universe (or even multiverse). Your power is still only a physical manipulation. Mine is every conceivable physical manipulation AND metaphysical manipulation (and more)

Everyone go home.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unlovability%C2%AD_Inducement

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>Vocifery
>The ability toalways be right.

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electric-Fire_Attacks
The power to release/use fire and electricity to various attacks. Sub-power of Electric-Fire Manipulation. Combination of Fire Attacks and Electricity Attacks.
I mean like, ok, yeah...

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Physiology

>>157688190
Omnilock users can kill you faggot.

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Pataphysics_Manipulation
Woah

>>157688257
I'm Omnilock too faggot

>>157685332
Omnipotence.

The one goddamn thing that goes well in my life and it's a fucking make believe super power I rolled on an /a/ thread.

Mom's right, she shoulda chucked me in the lake.

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>>157688271
1v1 me no shirt no gear. Omnilock, fists only

>>157688257
>>157688271

Two cucks arguing over fake powers. Welcome to /a/

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Learning

I'll just lurk in this thread until I become the strongest Anon.

>>157688339
you better not steal my goo faggot

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>>157688339
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ability_Learning
Holy shit Anon, you're literally Adam Blade

>>157688190
I can create universes and dictate everything inside it. All I do is create a universe where I have all the exact powers you have. Thus breaking free from any limitations of my power I might of had. The version of me in that universe now is the overarching controller of the universes, but with all the added bonuses of your powers as well. Even if you can manipulate anything I can do that as well now so we'll just have to share.

>>157688442
Too late already did it fag. Maybe while you were too busy posting about it you should have stopped me.

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This is some chunni shit right here.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shadow-Metal_Manipulation
What the fuck does this even mean?
Original power doNOT steel.

>>157688458
Maybe I knew exactly what you were doing (because I'm omniscient) and then let you think you were doing all of this when really it was just a thought I created in your mind but you haven't actually done anything and I'm gonna make you into a normal human, then make a hell, and put you in it.


Fag.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hydrogen_Manipulation

I bring a lighter and blow up everything. Failing that there are a bunch of other ways to use this

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>>157686564
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Leviathan_Physiology
I guess I'm an unconquerable sea monster now.
I'm okay with that.

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>>157688490
And you thought it only happened in anime

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Breath

Sounds cool but I'm fodder-tier

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Enhanced_Ability_Learning?useskin=oasis
Am I become the Naruto?

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Benefic_Force_Manipulation
>The power to manipulate and/or create good energies

Every time we have one of these threads I get like dust absorption or some other scrub-tier power. Now I'm just a hippie. What's the ratio of trash to not-trash on these?

>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiology

WE BEN 10 NOW

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Teleportation
>The user can transport themselves, others and objects anywhere in the universe
>potentially able to teleport massive objects such as planets, stars and even galaxies

I guess that ain't too shabby

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>Power to have the physiology of a meme.

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>I will use my divine universe defying powers to join an /a/ fightclub

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnipotence

checkmate

>>157688768
Don't underestimate the power of the memes, anon.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angel_Summoning

Technology Bomb Generation
>The ability to create bombs and explosives from technology.
Isn't that just regular bomb making?

>Claw Retracition
fugg maybe I can be someone elses sidekick.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Shrinking_Replication?useskin=oasis

>>157688514
I already created a universe that has the power to negate anything you do and I was already living there since you were even created sorry. In this universe I also have all your powers, including omniscience so I would know anything you did. You can't stop me from doing it because in the instance I did it you were already powerless because the universe was just created.

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>>157689016
I have been waiting for the likes of you!
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Negation

here we gooooo
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Atomic_Breath

>>157689234
Cursesssssss!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Explosive_Slash
>The ability to combine slashing attacks with various explosive effects/forces
Finally I will be able to get my dream job in Hollywood.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sound_Sculpting

I AM SOUND FIST

Make your face into bass. I use the power of C O O L V I B R A T I O N S to make everyone bow down to the lord of eurobeatdown.

>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Event_Muting
Can i enter?

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Acid_Attacks

>/a/nons gets powers.
>Most of them don't give a shit about it and use it to benefit themselves.
>Only the strongest /a/nons with world breaking powers get into powerlevel fights like its a shounen manga.

I'm surprised nobody has gotten the Power of Friendship.

>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Dust_Manipulation
So, Gaara?

>>157685577
Maybe you're like Gourmet from Yu Yu Hakushou, you can just eat people in one bite and then get their powers, memories, knowledge, ect.

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I am unkillable, so I'll just pack 8 c4s and grapple my enemy then anhero myself

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>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Attack_Reversal
Just hit me bro

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Essence_Distilling

Sup.

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Velocity_Manipulation
Finally something good, I always get either incredibly obscure or really useless shit from these threads.

>>157689766
I will name my killer attack the BLACK HOLE BASS. It's the lowest note in the universe, frequency of 0.0000000000000003 HZ.

Shit vibrates entire clusters of stars. That is, if we let this powerlevel-comparison go to ridiculousness. It would probably be an hero attack anyway, but it would do some damage at least.

Could you take a hit from the BLACK HOLE BASS?

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got one from Little Hero Academia

>>157689966
Dude I know friendship is some serious stuff, that's why I settle for being a sidekick but nobody wants my useless power.

>>157689079

>>157685577
What if you're like vore man like haha like what if you shallow them haha and then you digest them in your inflated stomach haha like imagine what your farts would smell like haha like the voreman

Mental Evolution
The power to augment sadness in others. Sub-power of Melancholy Manipulation. Variation of Emotion Augmentation. Not to confused with Sadness Inducement

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fertility_Embodiment

uhh...

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Culinary_Magic

I guess I can bake people to death?

>>157690141
Onepunch-man in more than one way.

You can finish it in one punch, but you can only punch once.

>>157690197
Where I come from, you can "Bake in the face" meaning punching the shit out of them. Or "Put flour in their mouth" to shut someone down or just kick someone's ass.

>>157690181
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

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I'm the bacteria King? What the fuck? Is this the best or the worst?

>>157685875
So no change?

>>157685332
>hibernation

Thank you Jesus. Sweet release.

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>>157687152

>>157685332
Random powers aren't balanced. This is shit. All the powers should be balanced to be equal.

>>157690312
Best. Since bacteria can almost metabolize anything, you can produce anything and eat anything.
You can also infect people with all kinds of diseases and kill them off..

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>>157687486
>Embodiment of Crime Dramas

>>157685880
Now you can go back in time and make your mother abort you.

>>157687836
Or a cowboy

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Superior_Adaptation

I'm a walking no limits fallacy, fucking fight me.

>>157688211
I want you.

>>157690116
Isn't it closer to the ability of one of the bank thiefs from Kuroko flashback?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Reality_Dreaming

>>157689150
But is this good though?

>>157690197
>I guess I can bake people to death?
no that's fucking stupid

you cook them a meal so delicious their cloths explode and their bodies destroy themselves turning into an abstract representation of flavor.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Hero_Embodiment

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Recreation_Empowerment
>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from being recreated, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers. Some users may be able to draw sustenance from recreation or even slow or stop aging.

I don't think you fags could stand a chance.

>>157685531
Same desu

We are the bosses of this gym.

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>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cosmic_Keystone
Well now.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Self-Power_Bestowal
Blacker than black, the depth of my power deep within me is one and all.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Electromagnetic_Infusion?useskin=oasis

How many fucking Gods are on /a/ at this point?

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spatial_Telekinesis
I can reattatch your ass to your face and vice versa.

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>>157685332
>Spatial Flight
>stays still while the universe moves around you

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Mental_Disorder_Manipulation
I'm literally the god of autism

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Marsupial_Physiology
*sigh*

>>157691185
our king, maker and unmaker, grand us the power to score

>>157685809
>>157687556
>anons getting hired to steal mountains with precious minerals from enemy countries

>>157685914
Where's the "penis enlargement manipulation"?

>>157691300
Maybe we can get Californa to fuck off into the ocean finally

>>157687302
ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER

>>157685332
>Lava Walking

Hmm thank you I guess for this very specific super power that allows me to walk on 1% of the earth where nothing interesting happens anyway

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Psammokinetic_Blade_Construction?useskin=oasis

WORTHLESS WEAKLINGS

>>157690942
>>157685531
welcome to an eternity of boredom.

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>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Quantum_Manipulation
I am literally the strongest now. No one can defeat me.

>>157686564
is hard to tell which is my favorite anime, so i will go with the last one I watched. I am >>157691166

>akira

get away from danger, or better said, move the danger away from me

>Silk Manipulation

What stand is this?

>>157691460
are you a citizen of african origins?

>>157688518
You can literally cause nukes to go off inside of people, and can make their blood boil. That's awesome.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Environmental_Absorption

I could be walking atom bomb

>>157687206
kamina and jack have a word with you

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Magic

Oh hey.

>>157687632
>requirement: user has to learn to draw first

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Future_Removal

Pretty powerful.
I wonder what would happen if I removed someones "virgin future".

>>157688236
I already had that

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Paper_Attacks

An actual /a/ power
I still die very quickly

>>157690426
Also literally half the bodymass of Earth

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Law_Manipulation
Did I win?

>>157685332
>Negativity Empowerment
damn, after 5 min in r9k i will probably become op man himself.

>>157687981
Isn't the black guy in that VN actually a gentleman of sorts/loli-protector? It was pretty fucking funny.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Ethereal_Manipulation

With some time I could be a god.

>>157691657
No, wait.
First thing I'd do is remove the future of my own death.

>>157691712
ask yourself, you make the rules

>>157691712
Well, being able to state to a god that "You lose" is pretty much uhh... An unbeatable force.

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>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Space-Time_Manipulation

i feel like this is good

>>157685332
>Hair Teleportation
A good power for along haired guy, i guess.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sealed_Form

Guess I'll have to use "that".

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>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Holy_Voice
Oh shit, my karaoke's skills gonna finally come in handy.

And these posts really makes you see just how many different forms of "BE A GOD" or "HAVE EVERYTHING" powers are on that website

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Transcendent_Fairy_Physiology
Great. I'm a fairy. Not something I ever thought I would say or type.

>>157690461
>>157691712

Too bad you can't deal with my instant adaptation

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>Failure Embodiment
My parents already think I have this superpower

>>157692287
"You can't adapt to this"
Whoops.

>>157685332
>Transcendent Demon Physiology

Come at me, I'm the boss now

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>>157692360
this would be powerful if it somehow cursed the enemies

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Verbal_Teleportation

*Behind you*

>>157692360
become suicidal - suddenly immortal

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Planetary_Bow_Construction
I'm Madoka, please praise me.

>>157692391
You say, shortly before imploding, as my ability allows me to adapt to anything short of total omnipotence.

>>157692634
"You cannot defeat or hurt me in any way"
Whoops again

I'm not the anon who got the power though, just throwing bantz for keks

>>157692548
without the godlike powers it doesn't mean shit

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destroyer_Deity_Physiology

>>157692725
I can just remove you from ever existing then.

or remove your power and it's effects

The ability is literally omnipotence through adaptation. Absolute Law doesn't mean shit when you can ignore any law and become a paradox

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>>157686849
>>157687265
It's like I'm really watching anime

>>157686564
win the holy grail war after travelling back in time to make a contract with my waifu

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Kapre_Physiology

>>157686564
>>157690461
Well looks like I'll just kick the shit out of anyone that tries to fuck with me in Dragon Ball Z.

>>157692776
Absolute Law is absolute. You can only work with the parameters that Absolute Law allows. Your power would get weaker the more restrictions there would be.

Or simply

"You cannot do anything to me without my explicit permission, the words for which are 'You shall'"

"I cannot express the words 'You shall'"

>>157686564
Even though I'm engaging in bantz with the Absolute Law, I actually rolled sound sculpting. Dunno, probably be a half-time composer and half-time hero SOUND FIST.

My Hero Academia

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Unity

What you gonna do big boy.

>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Probabilistic_Equilibrium?useskin=oasis
>50/50 chance of giving a girlfriend

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bottomless_Pit_Creation
FIGHT ME LOSERS

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Addictive_Contentment
Now I can become hentai protagonist

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This was easy.

>>157693683
YUH

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lens_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
What the fuck this sucks. I could use it for my glasses and that's all.

>>157686564
I got explosive negation, so I guess I would go to the Hero Academia world and bully Bakugo

>>157685332
>Taming
>The power to tame/train creature for various reasons. Sub-power of Animal Manipulation and Mythic Manipulation.

All your monstergirl waifus are belong to me.

>>157685332
>ability to create wall using blood
Thats one of the shitiest powers i ever heard of

>>157692996
I adapt into nigh omnipotence, overwrite your power and kill you.

I could also adapt absolute law manipulation and stalemate you

Gg

This is getting really autistic so let's stop

>>157694578
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Haemokinetic_Wall_Construction?useskin=oasis

>>157694578
Just a wall? Nothing else? That's dumb.

>>157694658
When powerlevels get into omnipotence-level, everything stops making a lick of sense.

Because theoretically one could write a rule that "Any power that you have, I have too" or some bullshit like that. THERE IS NO END TO IT.

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnikinesis
I can beat everyone ITT

>>157694894
We've had 3 omnipotents and a casua sui physiology. Read the thread.

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Size_Manipulation

Thank you god. What an ultimate ability for footfag and sizefag like me.

>>157694957
At this point I just hope there was an alternative for the site or another random generator that didn't have any of the Omnipotence-type powers, it's pretty boring when half of the powers give some sort of nigh-omnipotence.

Makes all of these threads pretty meh in the long run, because it's just rolling for who gets the most broken omni-power. Especially when there is no real way to measure the omnipotent powers, so it's like that Absolute Law vs Absolute Adaptation bickering.

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>>157687152

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Warping_Presence
Sounds pretty cool desu.

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Conceptual_Water_Manipulation

Brety gud.

Bullets of light, let's get it

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Life-Force_Beam_Emission?useskin=oasis
KAMEHAMEHA

Gonna be the saikyo
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space_Manipulation

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>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dark_Fire_Breath
Shatter the 13 Seals- Violate the Laws of Causality- Behold the third Magic, Dark Flame Master!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Food_Generation
..you will eat that Hod dog anon and its a size of that mountain !

>>157686564
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Food_Generation
hmmm i am already perfect for world of one piece

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Lunar_Infusion
Y'ALL BACK THE FUCK UP

>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Weirdness_Inducement
Oh boy, I don't enjoy causing mayhem but might as well try out

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Slime_Manipulation

Rapeslime

cycle manipulation
i'll be coming in now

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Doubt_Empowerment
>Limitations: Absorbing too much doubt may cause the user to lose all confidence.
Cool I'm already immune to the downside

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Imagination_Manifestation
My main weapons will be a shield and a pole

>>157695131
This. Half of the powers on that site are "BE A GOD" and the others are some straight up weird shit that don't make sense like "crime drama embodiment." What the fuck.

Gee I wonder how long this thread will go until multiple people begin to """""roll""""" Omnipotence

>>157685531
Well that sure didn't take long.
Every thread.

Not even gonna do a find, I know there are at least three other anon with Omnipotence in this thread.

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Empathic_Summoning?useskin=oasis

Just got the most broken power ever.

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Complete_Arsenal

If you want a non autistic Omnipotence site you can always use

http://www.springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/superpowers.htm

I got > Your powers are immunity to most toxins, controlling water, high jumping, and manipulating gravity.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Subliminal_Seduction
I'm not too sure how strategically viable that is

>>157696630
Oh yeah I forgot to mentions it gives you around 1-5 powers randomly

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http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fiction_Manipulation

>The power to manipulate anything invented through imaginative and theoretical ideologies.

Unlimited power!! I'm gonna fuck ALL the waifus!!

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Supernatural_Embodiment
bow down to your new overlord little shits

>>157696868
>>157696800
I'm sure thats what you actually rolled.

>>157696868
I'm just calling the Ghostbusters on your ass, nigga, since >>157696800

>>157686942

It's turning around!

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>>157696926
What can I say? It's usually stupid stuff like lard manipulation, but today I got lucky.
Jelly?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Purpose_Manipulation

This may suffice

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Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor

>>157696964
I was the guy who rolled superior adaptation so no, not really. I'm basically omnipotent.

There are like 300 different powers that are all basically omnipotence with a different name.
which is why we should use a less absolutely retarded generator

like this one
http://www.springhole.net/writing_roleplaying_randomators/superpowers.htm

>>157697061
>which is why we should use a less absolutely retarded generator
sure, if you're a fun-hating faggot

>>157685332
>Bone Manipulation
I'M GONNA BREAK Y'ALL SPINES

>>157697094
These threads are literally
"HAHA! I'm OMNIPOTENT FAGS", who are then countered by somebody with another omnipotent ability. Then you get people spazzing out at each other over who is more omnipotent, it's best to remove omnipotence from the mix.

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>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Dimensional_Link

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Stellar_Empowerment

Uuuhhhh ok, that's cool I guess.

>>157697094
>Having millions of different terms for "omnipotence" is fun

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Despair_Manipulation

This wouldn't prove very useful against anyone on /a/

>>157697205
you see, that's fun
don't take this seriously, buddy

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Metal_Attacks

I'll take it

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Galaxy_Creation

yes

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Solar_Embodiment

Damn son

>>157697234

Tag team?

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fruit/Vegetable_Generation?useskin=oasis
I swear there has never been as single time in these threads where I rolled something even remotely useful.

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>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Typhokinetic_Combat

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Photokinetic_Regeneration
Just turn the lights off and kill me. I suck in anime battles just as much as in life

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Rarity_Detection
Seriously?

Back the fuck up you bunch of faggots, I will blow this bitch up just give me a reason
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omnicide

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Garbage_Manipulation

fite me nerd

>>157686564
I got garbage manipulation, so I guess I can work in the anime industry.

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Chocolate_Mimicry
anyone wants chocolate?

>>157685332
>Team Combination
>are created by two or more people
>two (2) or more people
P-please stop bullying me!

Divine Ingestion


I can eat god's and gain their powers

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Godly_Incarnation

well, that was better than expected

>>157692360
Hello Kumagawa.

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>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics

Ummm...what's does mean, am I now a god of breaking the fourth wall??

>>157686564
>Baccano!
Use the power of "Future Removal" to remove misfortune from my own future.
After which it depends when in the timeline I appear.
At the earliest I'd try to get on the boat with the other alchemists.
If later I'd try to find the fire from where the second batch was made run in and take a swig.
Would I appear on the Flying Pussyfoot I'd try to become friends with Isaac and Miria.

After the story I'd make a killing at the stock market and invest in a lot of tech.
When the times of Durarara! come around I'd take a vacation in Ikebukuro.

>>157686564
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cartoon_Physics

Well considering I rolled cartoon physics, I would literally be freakazoid (4chan edition), and fuck with everyone across the Skydoms of Granblue

>>157685577
This would be ideal for a cute little girl. Once you ate some people somehow and got a bit stronk, you could lure rapists and kill and eat them and have an endless supply of people to eat

>>157685332
>Transcendent Energy Manipulation

I can literally go Super Saiyan
Fight me nerds

>>157685577
>But who says they have to taste good?
It's like pork, supposedly.

>Xylokinetic Constructs

Nigga, I can't even pronounce this shit.

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Angelic_Sorcerer_Physiology

Who needs healing?

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Space-Time_Manipulation
I guess I always win?

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>universal lordship
I got one of the best ones right off the bat

>>157702040
Try and beat me fags

>Supernatural Ugliness
What the fuck???
I thought it was supposed to be cool?

>>157685332
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Antibody_Generation

Surprisingly functional. I'd jump over to a pre-med track ASAP.

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Is my purity enough to enter?

forgive my mobilefagging

>>157685332
>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Collective_Strength

Join me and we will rule the world!

I always get the shitty ones

>Garbage manipulation
>Computer operation intuition
>One time I got the directory for the chart colors

>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Fatal_Countenance

Extra-dimesnional energy generation, sounds cool therefore im sure it's cool