Only the strongest anons are allowed on /a/
what the fuck
>The power to gain strength from cannibalism
Not sure how I feel about this desu. On one hand, it's really fucking cool. But who says they have to taste good? I wouldn't even know where to start. It would take me literal days to eat someone.
>Psychic Wave Manipulation
Now all I need is a cute Sec-chan
Well I can reflect any attack, copy any ability, and shape-shift apparently... This power is too complicated for me so I'd still probably get rekt t.b.h
Get ready bitches because I'm about to do fuckall because if I did do something the collateral would be immense
not nearly as powerful as my power to have all powers little sand rat
Pretty lame, unless I also get the strength to do something like this.
I can summon my waifu to beat you
You wanna fight, fuckboi?
>Energy Beam Emission
So like a hyperbeam? Kind of boring, but also cut-and-dry.
Alright lads, I want this to be a clean fight.
You know, this barely counts as /a/ related, so I'd like to ask you all a question: if you ended up in your favorite anime that involves superpowers with the ability you rolled, what would you do?
Well I'm dead.
>"bitch stop crying, cheer up, everything's fucking rad"
thats gay as shit, but whatever i could probably make it work. maybe make the surface of shit really slippery and then skate and fuiger eight on bitches.
Well I mean the regressive left is already making this a reality.
Everyone in this thread loses their powers, and we all become normal anons again.
Is there LITERALLY anything that could even conceptually oppose Boundary Manipulation?
>Users are able to alter themselves and even the world, being able to manipulate any/all probabilities that has any involvement with them, allowing them to have literally, absolute control of their fate, future, and even their own past, with virtually no limit to what they can do.
>The potential adjustments that can be performed and accomplished are virtually unlimited, ranging from trivialities like fortune raised to levels comparable to divine luck, to massive feats as completely rewriting and narrating the way the universe spins since their life is malleable as clay, of course of which they can shape however they want.
You faggots can't do shit to me.
Bow down before your new god, /a/.
>The power to be highly resistant to energy attacks. Sub-power of Energy Absorption
>The user is able to withstand various forms of energy, concussive, electrical, or heat-based attacks.
Your strength betrays you.
>tfw we can beat and rape the shit out of this guy, have him bring himself back, and then beat and rape the shit out of him again and again and again
>can create, manipulate, shape, transform, heal and/or destroy everything that lives, has lived or comes from either of the above.
come at me bro
>tfw you are a stinky witch.
You can change the entire course of human development with that. Here's what I got:
Remarkably useful in its vagueness.
You can't manipulate the boundary of my fate if my control over it is absolute.
Boundary is literally useless against >>157687204 sine its basically omnipotence. The moment you get involved with my life, I can just take away your powers using probability.
Now watch as I become the embodiment of ambition.
I am now on my way to being the Hokage
Shit. Nothing. I got >>157685809 so anything I do would uproot cities. At my peak I could theoretically lift the plates out of the mantle, but no matter what the smallest useful application of my power is to create earthquakes or tsunamis which makes me decidedly not helpful.
>The user can manipulate reality by making comic books.
think i can live with that
Get ready boys, we're going back to Namek.
Apparently I can even kill immortal people with it so I guess I'm ok
I'm good as long as I don't pick a fight with Getter Robo.
>The power to warp reality via dreams.
I don't even need to be awake to beat you scrubs. Get on my level.
You're a god or some kind of spirit of a world I created but I control your will and also brought you into existence.
We pretty much have the same power so I guess we'll have to share the universes or something.
Nonono buddy. You're not even close to me. I don't have to exist within a universe. See one of my abilities: Omnilock (which is one of the most absurdly unbeatable parts of anything in this thread)
What is with how many ways they try to list "all the everything" powers?
Add me to the omnigod pile I guess.
Im not sure what im doing but I think i made the cut
>The user can manipulate primordial particles, which are the building blocks of existence. This power has two classifications, one being the single potentiality of all things, and the second "merely" being the basic unit of primordial energy and matter.
1v1 me fags
So... Am I a God Hand?
Yeah but I can manipulate the meaning of a universe (or even multiverse). Your power is still only a physical manipulation. Mine is every conceivable physical manipulation AND metaphysical manipulation (and more)
>The ability toalways be right.
The power to release/use fire and electricity to various attacks. Sub-power of Electric-Fire Manipulation. Combination of Fire Attacks and Electricity Attacks.
I mean like, ok, yeah...
The one goddamn thing that goes well in my life and it's a fucking make believe super power I rolled on an /a/ thread.
Mom's right, she shoulda chucked me in the lake.
1v1 me no shirt no gear. Omnilock, fists only
Holy shit Anon, you're literally Adam Blade
I can create universes and dictate everything inside it. All I do is create a universe where I have all the exact powers you have. Thus breaking free from any limitations of my power I might of had. The version of me in that universe now is the overarching controller of the universes, but with all the added bonuses of your powers as well. Even if you can manipulate anything I can do that as well now so we'll just have to share.
Maybe I knew exactly what you were doing (because I'm omniscient) and then let you think you were doing all of this when really it was just a thought I created in your mind but you haven't actually done anything and I'm gonna make you into a normal human, then make a hell, and put you in it.
I guess I'm an unconquerable sea monster now.
I'm okay with that.
And you thought it only happened in anime
Am I become the Naruto?
>The power to manipulate and/or create good energies
Every time we have one of these threads I get like dust absorption or some other scrub-tier power. Now I'm just a hippie. What's the ratio of trash to not-trash on these?
>The user can transport themselves, others and objects anywhere in the universe
>potentially able to teleport massive objects such as planets, stars and even galaxies
I guess that ain't too shabby
>I will use my divine universe defying powers to join an /a/ fightclub
I already created a universe that has the power to negate anything you do and I was already living there since you were even created sorry. In this universe I also have all your powers, including omniscience so I would know anything you did. You can't stop me from doing it because in the instance I did it you were already powerless because the universe was just created.
I have been waiting for the likes of you!
I AM SOUND FIST
Make your face into bass. I use the power of C O O L V I B R A T I O N S to make everyone bow down to the lord of eurobeatdown.
>/a/nons gets powers.
>Most of them don't give a shit about it and use it to benefit themselves.
>Only the strongest /a/nons with world breaking powers get into powerlevel fights like its a shounen manga.
I'm surprised nobody has gotten the Power of Friendship.
I am unkillable, so I'll just pack 8 c4s and grapple my enemy then anhero myself
Just hit me bro
Finally something good, I always get either incredibly obscure or really useless shit from these threads.
I will name my killer attack the BLACK HOLE BASS. It's the lowest note in the universe, frequency of 0.0000000000000003 HZ.
Shit vibrates entire clusters of stars. That is, if we let this powerlevel-comparison go to ridiculousness. It would probably be an hero attack anyway, but it would do some damage at least.
Could you take a hit from the BLACK HOLE BASS?
got one from Little Hero Academia
What if you're like vore man like haha like what if you shallow them haha and then you digest them in your inflated stomach haha like imagine what your farts would smell like haha like the voreman
Onepunch-man in more than one way.
You can finish it in one punch, but you can only punch once.
Where I come from, you can "Bake in the face" meaning punching the shit out of them. Or "Put flour in their mouth" to shut someone down or just kick someone's ass.
I'm the bacteria King? What the fuck? Is this the best or the worst?
>I guess I can bake people to death?
no that's fucking stupid
you cook them a meal so delicious their cloths explode and their bodies destroy themselves turning into an abstract representation of flavor.
>User becomes stronger, faster, more durable, etc. from being recreated, possibly unlocking abilities related to the affinity and enhancing their existing powers. Some users may be able to draw sustenance from recreation or even slow or stop aging.
I don't think you fags could stand a chance.
>stays still while the universe moves around you
I'm literally the god of autism
I am literally the strongest now. No one can defeat me.
An actual /a/ power
I still die very quickly
Did I win?
i feel like this is good
Guess I'll have to use "that".
Oh shit, my karaoke's skills gonna finally come in handy.
And these posts really makes you see just how many different forms of "BE A GOD" or "HAVE EVERYTHING" powers are on that website
My parents already think I have this superpower
this would be powerful if it somehow cursed the enemies
I can just remove you from ever existing then.
or remove your power and it's effects
The ability is literally omnipotence through adaptation. Absolute Law doesn't mean shit when you can ignore any law and become a paradox
It's like I'm really watching anime
Absolute Law is absolute. You can only work with the parameters that Absolute Law allows. Your power would get weaker the more restrictions there would be.
"You cannot do anything to me without my explicit permission, the words for which are 'You shall'"
"I cannot express the words 'You shall'"
Even though I'm engaging in bantz with the Absolute Law, I actually rolled sound sculpting. Dunno, probably be a half-time composer and half-time hero SOUND FIST.
My Hero Academia
What you gonna do big boy.
I adapt into nigh omnipotence, overwrite your power and kill you.
I could also adapt absolute law manipulation and stalemate you
This is getting really autistic so let's stop
When powerlevels get into omnipotence-level, everything stops making a lick of sense.
Because theoretically one could write a rule that "Any power that you have, I have too" or some bullshit like that. THERE IS NO END TO IT.
Thank you god. What an ultimate ability for footfag and sizefag like me.
At this point I just hope there was an alternative for the site or another random generator that didn't have any of the Omnipotence-type powers, it's pretty boring when half of the powers give some sort of nigh-omnipotence.
Makes all of these threads pretty meh in the long run, because it's just rolling for who gets the most broken omni-power. Especially when there is no real way to measure the omnipotent powers, so it's like that Absolute Law vs Absolute Adaptation bickering.
Shatter the 13 Seals- Violate the Laws of Causality- Behold the third Magic, Dark Flame Master!
My main weapons will be a shield and a pole
Gee I wonder how long this thread will go until multiple people begin to """""roll""""" Omnipotence
Well that sure didn't take long.
Not even gonna do a find, I know there are at least three other anon with Omnipotence in this thread.
If you want a non autistic Omnipotence site you can always use
I got > Your powers are immunity to most toxins, controlling water, high jumping, and manipulating gravity.
>The power to manipulate anything invented through imaginative and theoretical ideologies.
Unlimited power!! I'm gonna fuck ALL the waifus!!
What can I say? It's usually stupid stuff like lard manipulation, but today I got lucky.
Intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
I was the guy who rolled superior adaptation so no, not really. I'm basically omnipotent.
There are like 300 different powers that are all basically omnipotence with a different name.
which is why we should use a less absolutely retarded generator
like this one
These threads are literally
"HAHA! I'm OMNIPOTENT FAGS", who are then countered by somebody with another omnipotent ability. Then you get people spazzing out at each other over who is more omnipotent, it's best to remove omnipotence from the mix.
Ummm...what's does mean, am I now a god of breaking the fourth wall??
Use the power of "Future Removal" to remove misfortune from my own future.
After which it depends when in the timeline I appear.
At the earliest I'd try to get on the boat with the other alchemists.
If later I'd try to find the fire from where the second batch was made run in and take a swig.
Would I appear on the Flying Pussyfoot I'd try to become friends with Isaac and Miria.
After the story I'd make a killing at the stock market and invest in a lot of tech.
When the times of Durarara! come around I'd take a vacation in Ikebukuro.
Well considering I rolled cartoon physics, I would literally be freakazoid (4chan edition), and fuck with everyone across the Skydoms of Granblue
This would be ideal for a cute little girl. Once you ate some people somehow and got a bit stronk, you could lure rapists and kill and eat them and have an endless supply of people to eat
I got one of the best ones right off the bat
Is my purity enough to enter?
forgive my mobilefagging
I'm cool with this.
That's fucking gay.
>I want to be the strongest
>therefore I am
Atleast you will be rich
Literal Willy Wonka
Can end world hunger
Have Meta Variable Manipulation in My hero Academia replace All might as the number 1 with me
I'll keep you safe anon, so just give me your soul please!
The shenanigans I can do with this.
>burst into room
>"I hear y'all have been talking shit, mind if we hang out."
>Hydro Pump except it's shit
>Claim to be Jesus
>Use power to find out how to create silk
>Create super strong silk that has been folded over 100 000 000 times
>Start Silk business
>I just have to sit still while a machine collects the silk I make for several hours every day
> Cannot control the clouds.
> May become blinded by own clouds when facing air manipulation users
I'll show myself out :(
>Ghost in the Shell
Some sort of cyborg AI conspiracy bullshit would end up controlling me to fuck with weather patterns.
>i get everyone in this threads power
no one will be able to defeat me now
Sorry /a/, I won
>Warp Energy manipulation
>implying you can defeat the God Emperor of Mankind
This power is shit. Everyone is stronger than me.
Mines looks alright to me, not too op
>User can teleport anything to anywhere: any place and time they desire, including physical locations such as: in a locked room, in space, in heaven, or in hell
At least I get to be a cute girl.
Heroes? Kings? Gods? Mongrels. You will acknowledge my rule or be erased from the fabric of existence.
>The power to cause others to celebrate and do activities related to parties.
Everybody yeah (yeah yeah)
Rock your body yeah (yeah yeah)
Everybody yeah, rock your body right
i think i got the best of them all! BOW BEFORE A NEW GOD. Primordial Particle Manipulation http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Primordial_Particle_Manipulation?useskin=oasis
enjoy your faggotry
>Event Order Manipulation
User can change and manipulate the order of any and all events past, present or future. Such as changing the order of events of someone's life so that their death comes first before their birth.
>This allows them to create and cause any possible or impossible event or occurrence to happen by changing the order/sequence of events, they can even prevent events from being erased by changing the sequence of events so they can't be.
The fuck? Who the hell made such an OP power? I can literally prevent you fuckers from being born...
What kind of bullshit power is this, man...
thats ok I guess
Can you make me a qt 10/10 loli that never will grow up?
I promise to do anything you want, and I wont tell Chris Hansen.
>I promise to do anything you want, and I wont tell Chris Hansen.
Yeeeeah, nah. I think I would rather turn you into a fat hairy greek guy. That seems to be funnier.
Convince me otherwise.
Get on my level, fags
You can drop me off in the most anime world you can create. I will give you infinite hours of anime only you could enjoy.
>Get on my level, fags
Im above your level, as seen here.>>157712993
You now have the power to change your hair color at will instead of mental projection, enjoy!
Also, im making you bald.
Also, I'm already bald
>You can drop me off in the most anime world you can create. I will give you infinite hours of anime only you could enjoy.
Nah, anime is supposed to be enjoyed by all, it is not right to keep an anime world all to myself.
Ok, fine, I will make you a 10/10 eternal loli, but you will now be unable to say no to whatever anyone asks of you. I will also be dropping you into a muslin country full of rapists, like Sweden for example.
Is that good enough for you?