Konosuba

comfy

I'm happy for them and the fact that they have been freed from any oppressive tools of the patriarchy.

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>>157664346
They're a blessing

>>157664346
I don't.

Why would I care when there's best girl ___You___ to think about instead?

>>157664346
It was a mistake to pad her tight A-cup mounds with water.

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Would you settle for Yunyun?

>clingy, desperate, pathetic, just like you
>JK body with JC pussy

>>157665973
Yes, she's my second favorite after Megumin.

>>157664346
I want to drink her milk

>>157664346
Old hag.

It's anime, only old hags have saggy tits.

>>157664346
Konosuba made me realize that Saggy boobs are also really hot. I hate Konosuba forever.

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Why did DEEN make her a fat lard?

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I prefer Lalatina's saggy funbags.

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>>157666240
Compare and contrast

>>157666240
Japan is starting to like fat girls.

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>>157664346
It makes Megumin's budding mounds stand out more, so I'm grateful.

I want Wiz to be my Adoptive, cold womb mother!

>>157664346
They make me feel like S3 never ever

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>>157666240
>175cm
>roughly 80kg

Imagine trying to walk around the house looking for things to bend her over, only to collapse from exhaustion because she's so fat.

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>>157666520
Darkness is T H I C C

>>157664346
I think they are a nice detail for a series thats not really focused on being ecchi.
Honestly I thought on my 1st watch of this series I thought it should have had some exposed breasts as they payed enough attention to give them natural sag like that, as well as all the other cock-tease in the series. Like Aqua's skirt, Dorkness'es entire being, etc.
After watching so many heavily boob focused series where they are more or less fake in all the movements, the visuals of even that short gif is nice.
Are there other series that bother to give a natural feel and look like that?

>>157664346
They're just torpedo shaped

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I've forgotten how much I like Aqua in absence of content. Her design does nothing for either my heart or my dick, but her personality is so much fun. I want to enjoy her stupidity again.

>>157666266
Those are for some serious motor-boating. Good lord I want to sleep with my head being smothered by those.
>>157666240
Gotta be somewhat stout to be a crusader, but she does seem to have a bit of a paunch there.

>>157666520
>Tfw shorter than Darkness
Can I just wish to be a Trap then become Wiz or Darkness' housewife (Male)?

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>>157664346

pretty sexy

i like em natural

>>157666775
It's almost like you forgot about the source material.

>>157666784
>degenerate

>>157666801
I can't bring myself to get into the LN because the fanfic writing is so bad. Might get the official ones once they get translated though

>>157666833
Megumin already knows her body type is accepted and loved in some circles, but she wants big breasts anyway.

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>>157666279
>>157666240
Neither is good. Darkness should be /fit/, not a fatty or a supermodel.

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>>157666775
>Her design does nothing for my dick
Man you must be completely gay.

Aqua's hairstyle is dumb just like her

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>>157667015
When are they gonna make one of those POV fitness shorts with her?

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>>157667027
I think it might be the outfit, I find this pretty hot

AAAAAAAAHHH I WANT TO FUCK YUNYUN

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>>157667226
Yunyun would be a boring fuck though. She'd lay there like a dead fish and wouldn't be open to anything kinky. If you want to do all the work, it'd be better to fuck Megu while she is depleted, since she is easy to manhandle and unable to resist anything you do to her.

>>157667429
Nah, you'd just have to give her some instruction and suggestions. While I'm sure you won't be having her whipping you in a latex outfit anytime soon, I feel like you could get her there eventually.

>>157666798
This. A bit of gravity is great, balloon tits just look bad.

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>>157666149
Aqua only has breast water at best

Darkness
>huge pervert, would probably empty your balls
Megumin
>tight, would make cute moans in bed
Aqua
>would shriek autistically as you break her hymen

What's the appeal?

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>>157667662
>Aqua
>would shriek autistically as you break her hymen
That's one of the parts of her I love. The way she screeched Kazuma's name was 10/10.

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>>157664346
One of my favorite things about the show. Seriously.

>>157667751
>You fucking hikiNEET! You'd better take responsability, you're not prepared for this!!

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>>157667821
Anon please, I can only get so erect.

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>>157667429
>She'd lay there like a dead fish
This is my fetish.

>all those people self-inserting as Kazuma
>not self-inserting as _Zell__-

>>157667429
>wouldn't be open to anything kinky.
I think short of inflicting any actual self-harm she'd do just about anything you ask if you just show her some affection. She'd just be so happy to be doing something with another person for a change.

>>157668075
I self-insert as Megumin's mom

>>157664346
Befitting a goddess of water.

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>>157664346
I prefer her butt

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We all agree that he was best boy, right?

>>157669474
I prefer Chris.

>>157669543
Chris is a girl and I have fanart that proves it.

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>>157669543
I want to fuck this boy (female)

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Does Megumin get hot and bothered thinking about having her immobile defenseless body violated? Would she enjoy being used as a living onahole, and become addicted to the feeling of powerlessness to dick?

>>157670421
Hmm...

>>157670421
>projecting your desires on a 14 year-old 恋する乙女
Stop self-inserting as Megumin, jerk!

>>157669744
post it

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>Worshiping a saggy blue bitch
>Not worshiping the beautiful and perfect Eris

>>157670421
>ywn be 140cm
>45kg
>JK (Male)
>and used as a personal dildo

>>157670475
Don't.

>>157664346
Perfectly squeezable

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Budding mounds. Megumin's budding mounds. Budding mounds. Megumin's budding mounds.

>>157666240
She's obviously bulking.

>>157669295
I still can't tell if she wears panties or one of her goddess powers allows her to have the shortest skirt possible without revealing anything.

>>157671965
she doesn't wear panties

>>157671477
The /e/ thread is still up if you want more

>>157667626
I still wish to drink

>>157671477
mudding bounds
mudding bounds
mudding bounds
mudding bounds

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>>157671477
I want to induce lactation in Megumin!

>>157664346
I want to suck those tits.

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I want to marry Aqua-sama

>>157667429
No, she's so fucking gullible, you could convince that any sick thing you could think of is normal for couples.

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>>157664346
Lovely

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Darkness and Aqua are much more attractive after taking a 'loli potion'!

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>>157664346
>isekai
>immediate dropped
>decide to marathon it to see what's all the fuss about
>literally Hataraku Mao-tier
I regret not watching this earlier. The premise and story is shit but I haven't laughed this hard since Saiki PSI aired. I missed the weekly threads when this aired but at least I didn't get spoiled and the LN is all translated, right? Might be fun to read it from the start.

A damn shame that S3 never ever but who knows if they decide to air another season.

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>>157674569
>no dialogue
>no plot
>just pure vanilla for the purpose of love and procreation
Those three doujins are fucking godsend.

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>>157666775
>Her design does nothing for either my heart or my dick


Really? You sure?


Wanna test that out, big boy?

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>>157674388
I want to anal rape Aqua-sama

I have a water fetish
don't tell anyone

>>157675185
>a water fetish
Do you live in a desert like a sandnigger or how do you contain constant swelling when you're at the beach?

>>157664346
>How do you feel about Aqua's saggy knockers?
Best cushions ever.

>>157675240
It comes with many hardships

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>>157675134
>not liking best girl

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>>157675134

>>157666520
>darkness weighs 176 pounds
jesus fuck

>>157675134
You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
Mark my words goy.

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>>157675463
It's the armor

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>>157675548
Yeah, definitely not her cute tushy.

>>157675463
>tfw 6'1
>tfw only a little heavier than Ms. Lalatina

>>157666520
>Lalatina
>80kg

>Megumin
>40kg

Those are way too high. I'd say 70kg and 35kg at most.
Still, Darkness is about 10kg of tits.

>>157664346
My headcanon says half of what it appears to be her breasts are really big fat, puffy and inverted lactating nipples.

>>157675936
pls be a drawfag

>>157675463
I wonder how much of that weight is just from her tits

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>>157675139
I'm sure. I've never fapped to Aqua.

I think I experienced the same thing Kazuma did. Her personality is so massively unsexy that it cancels out any physical attractiveness one could have. Or maybe I just can't find retards sexy.

I want yunyun to sweat non stop for 3 days straight, then lift up her tits and let taste the bottom of them

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>>157676168
>I'm sure. I've never fapped to Aqua.
I don't believe you

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>well developed body, underdeveloped brain
>underdeveloped body, well developed brain

Which is more "wrong" to fuck?

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>>157676168
>I am such a homosexual
What did he mean by this?

>>157676262
just fuck both and you won't have to think about it

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>>157676168
You can start today if you want.

>ywn never suckle ANY of the konos' subas

>>157667205
>When are they gonna make one of those POV fitness shorts with her?
It's not like she's Azuki from Maken-Ki.

on all levels except physical I am Aqua. Everyday I wake up and begin drinking alcohol outside of my price range. Everyday when I whine and complain while trying to shit. I whine about the world being unfair and not respecting me. Everyday I think about aqua purifying the liquids inside me as I flush down a blood stains toilet papers. As I feel my hemorrhoids relax I remind myself that I have pleased the goddess that is Aqua

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>>157676168

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>>157664346
How sad, even though they are a pityful B cup, they are still sagging so much

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>>157676516
>B

This is a C at minimum

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>>157676375
>that small patch of blue

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Aqua is cute but not sexy in the slightest

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>>157676375
>blue down there

>>157676685
you say that like it's a bad thing

>>157665973
>implying targeting Yunyun is "settling"
anon, please. there are limits.

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>>157676516
>Aqua is the most gifted artists in Australia
>Those childish sketches.
Fucking DEEN they had one fucking job!

>>157664346
I can't describe it on a Christian imageboard

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>>157676578
>>157676690
Of course it's blue. Which color did you think it would be, you nerds.

>>157666520
Muscle weighs more than fat, anon.
Kazuma even comments on her being ripped under the armor and loose clothing. The fact that she keeps the tits despite being super /fit/ is a miracle from Eris.

>>157676961
Dark blue.

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>>157665973
I would pat her head until my hand falls off.

>>157671096
SAY IT WITH ME
>PADS HER CHEST

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>tiny
>lewd body
>tight
>innocent
>defenseless
>immobile for hours at a time
>easy access outfit removed with one tug
>slutty dog collar

How do you resist the urge? How do you stop yourself? Are the men of Konosuba saints? How do you see this little girltoy on the ground and not take advantage of her?

>>157676375
Fukken saved.

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>>157676961
Too pure for pubes

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>>157671096
>worshiping a crossdresing boy

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Imagine how gross and sweaty Eris would be, sitting around in this heavy dress all day

>>157676262
>Option 2
Could be a problem that persists into adulthood. Megumin's scrawny body happens to be the result of poorfag starvation, so maybe she'll get better.

>Option 1
Can't fix stupid. She'll be a helmet-and-leash tier retard no matter how old she gets.

Option 2 wins.

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>>157671096
reminder

>>157677118
succubuses

>>157676969
>Muscle weighs more than fat, anon.
No, it doesn't. Fat contains a lot more water.
Maybe Aqua can modify her tits at will using magic.

>>157666240
shes not fat, shes preggers with Kazumas bastard

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>>157677518
>Maybe Aqua can modify her tits at will using magic


Yes, that seems likely.

>>157677620
I want to drink her water

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>>157677389
>succubuses
I prefer succubi.

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Do you think the anime would have been better if they had put her some panties?

>>157678088
Why would a goddess who doesn't pee need panties?

>>157677518
>No, it doesn't. Fat contains a lot more water.
Water content is not the sole determining factor of weight. Mass is. Muscle tissue has nine times the mass density per square centimeter that fat tissue has.

>>157677915
Someone give Darkness a womb tattoo too. She's this close to being perfect.

>>157678176
What about periods? She wouldn't want period blood running down her leg.

http://www.dlsite.com/maniax/work/=/product_id/RJ199215.html

baka

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>>157665099

Still looking for applicants for our Konosuba tabletop game. It's loosely based around D&D so if you don't know the rules we'll be free to teach you and it's simplified so you don't have to worry about it being too complex. https://discord.gg/KCb8wbV come on down and pledge to the holy army of dongolong.

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I feel i should post this

>>157666775
>but her personality is so much fun
It would be fun to throw her in a wood chipper.

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Is it sacrilegious to prefer pan Aqua over nopan Aqua?

>>157678590
This pic made me so hard. I just want to fuck her while beating the shit out of her.

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>>157675936
I like how you think

>>157665973
Settle for best girl?

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Is she a slut?

>>157675936
>ywn suckle her milky breasts
>ywn roll your tongue around the areolas for a bit before digging out the surprisingly long and hard tips of the nipples
>ywn lightly nibble them with your teeth while milk spews every where

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Reminder that KonoShitta will never be as good, or beloved, then No Game No Life.

It has the best fanservice
The best action
The best characters
and the best world building
It also features not one, but two lolis younger then 14

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>>157669295

>>157680365
I liked me some NGNL, but being salty that your favorite isekai animu didn't get a second season is no excuse for shitting on one that did. Yours is a straight-played mental trip, KonoSuba is a comedic parody wrapped around a light-hearted adventure story. They're only similar in the superficial sense and should not be compared.

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>>157680883

>>157669295
all parts of aqua are good

>>157680928
>but being salty that your favorite isekai animu didn't get a second season
Why would i be salty when a movie cover the best volume of the series is gonna come out this year?
Also
>KonoSuba is a comedic parody
Would indicated that it was a funny parody, but it's basically a trying to BE funny.

>>157680992
Oh good, all the useful parts of her without the extra flab.
I'll take it.

>>157681132
2/10 weak bait see me after class

Would making babies with Aqua even be possible?

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>>157681370
Worth a shot.

https://u.nya.is/ehbpds.png

>>157678590
>>157678791
Me too, but since I know she can beat the shit out of me if I try something, it really kills my boner.

Realistic representation of large saggy breasts

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>>157680793
>Megumeme fondling Aqua-sama sacred chest
15/10. genuinely mad.

>>157666520
>Still smaller than me
>Still lighter than a warm up set on any of my big three lifts
Sometimes I forget that /a/ is full of little spics and SEA monkeys pretending to be real men. If you think Darkness is big or heavy, you're not a man.

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How do you feel about Oppai Megumin?

>Konofags are this cancerous
even worse then reddit:zerofags, desu

>>157681370
She is a girl and she has a vajajay
Why wouldn't you?

>>157682309
sacrilege

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>>157682407

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>>157682362
>cancerous
No one's forcing (you) to stay here.

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>>157665973
Willing to do "anything" for a friend

>>157682602
It's me or there is something wrong with her body.

>>157682602
I'd be Yunyun's friend, she seems pretty alright, but no fugging.

>>157682664
Yes, that's Yunyun.

>>157674551
Even anal...

They're GROSS

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>>157682717
Please delete yourself

>>157666520
Jesus, she weighs 10kg more than me and I'm 1.85m

>>157669921
Same, but not as much as Megumin (Female)

Which is strange, since Chris is more along the lines of my usual taste.

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>>157682997
Speaking of which, you've got me interested, is there any Megumin (male) stuff?

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>>157682664
> something wrong with her body
This. Even her baby rejected it.

>>157683038
it... it isn't all like that...?

MY WORLD IS A LIE

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>>157682247
A growing girl needs her milk, anon.

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>>157683064
I want to see Megumin rubbing her staff until an EXPLOSION happens.

>>157682754
or double anal...

>>157682309
>>157682441
A miracle that even the Axis Cult can't promise.

>>157682959
Hit the gym, you fucking skeleton.

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>>157683063

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>>157682959
>literally a skeleton.
You're here to spooky me right?

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BEST GIRL COMING THROUGH!

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>>157683121
NEVER
I'm actually at a healthy weight, if you go by bmi
>>157683182
boo

>>157683038
Oh, I'm sure it exists out there.

>>157683121
>Telling a skeleton to hit the gym
It's no use,he doesn't even have enough guts to do so

>>157683280
GODDAMMIT CARLOS YOU LITTLE SHIT

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>>157683214
What a weird Aqua, dude

>>157683329
What a weird Rem you posted. Is it retarded?

>>157664346
Kinda hot t b h

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>>157683329
She kinda REMinds me of Aqua when i look at her though

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I want to smell Aqua's feet

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>>157683371
>Rem
>retarded
recursivity, huh?

>>157683371
That's just a dumbass eating horse shit.

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>>157666240

I think that the artist/writer changer her build/character/attitude and random intervals because she's a member of the "Eris" sect.

>>157683221
>BMI
Nevermind, you're too far gone to help.

>>157683280
I swear to fucking god, Carlos.

>>157683280
As the skeleton you're referring to, I'll have you know I have plenty of guts, and that I am in no way lacking in organic tissue

>>157683413
They smell like nothing, anon. She sweats pure water and doesn't even need to bathe unless something gets dirt on her.

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>>157683417
I'm sorry this "Aqua" Thing is retarded, please, give her my condolences

>>157683097
More than you want to see Megumin rubbing YOUR staff?

Either way, Imagine her muttering a chant while doing so, getting louder and more breathless as the bulding power robs her of strength, until finally...

>Power of creation, a million warriors under my hand
>Answer my call, come forth as a torrent
>Fearless and bold, a mighty wave to bring the strongest to their knees
>Burning passion of one thousand suns, a spear of fire in the darkness
>Carry them away, a tide of lava on the searing heals of...
>EXPLOSION!!!

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>>157683413
I want to lick Aqua's thighs

>>157683514
>More than you want to see Megumin rubbing YOUR staff?
Ye

>>157683514
This is what a chuuni male sounds like as he climaxes.

>>157683578
Or what a chuuni female sounds like while she jerks you off. Both situations geing the visualization I was hoping to engender.

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>>157683734
>Geing

aqua is so fucking stupid
but i still want her to sit on my face

>>157683413
My dick doesn't remember this, which episode?

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Magumeme is a shit loli, at least get a good loli like pic related

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>>157683814

She actually said, in the dungeon episode, that her character in the party is just her LAARPing. She's probably much more intelligent than she let's anon; which makes it all the more interesting watching her character.

>She's a Goddess who is GOD knows how old.....

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What did she mean by this

>>157683814
I'd rather just go drinking with her. Aqua would be a great friend and awesome drinking buddy.


I'm with Kazuma and >>157676168 though, I can't see her as anything more than that, regardless of how physically attractive she is. Even Darkness has a more attractive personality, and I say that despite strongly disliking her masochism.

Megumin is really the lesser of three evils. The only thing I have against her is the chuuni, but even that makes a lot more sense in their world than the real world.

>>157684131
Kazuma's opinion: Aqua and Darkness have the physical hotness, but their personalities are 100% woodkill. Megumin was initially a major turnoff due to being too loli but as time went on, that ceased to be an issue.

Can someone tell me why they like this trash? I could never get into it. The characters are one dimensional, the jokes are repetitive and the acting is just... Meh.

>>157666279
Anime Lalatina, fat, cute, with big saggy breasts.

LN Lalatina, a supermodel with above average perfectly shaped breasts.

The easy thing would be to say the LN version, but the flawed anime version is also really charming too.

>>157684125
>Boner
Looks like aqua attracted skeletons and the undead again, dumb damegami.

>>157684125
Is this the manga?

>>157684097
>She's a Goddess who is GOD knows how old...
Time in heaven is different than earth or australia so pretty sure she isn't that old

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>>157684285

It's the lastest translated h doujin

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>>157684394
Time to cheer up that panda!

>>157684355
I counted once, she's approximately 12000 earth years old.

>>157677118
She's never on the ground without Kazuma or Yunyun around.
Kazuma is the saint.

>>157682309
I feel very bad.

Thanks to Konosuba I developed liking to saggy breasts. Now I'm much more tolerant of real life women.

>>157677118
The real question is where would you bury her body when you were done with your business.

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>>157684586

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>>157684946
You are everything that is wrong with /a/, and this world.

>>157684946
Back to >>/d/ with you.

Say hi to everybody for me.

>>157685015
Well considering that 1 hour in Heaven equals 1 month on Earth and she's only a few years older than Kazuma(say, 18 for example), around 13148.734 years have passed on Earth during her lifetime.

>>157685015
Ok, I'll explain to you. I can not remember where Kazuma noticed that she behaves like Lalatina is older than she, but Kazuma is younger. Considering this I assume that she's approximately 17 yo. In chapter 5 of volume 5 it was said that one hour on heaven is equaled to a month in Japan. The rest you can calculate by yourself.

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>>157685048
>>157685222
Come on, it's just a text post on an imageboard. He's trying to make you angry, stop playing into his hands.
Look, Megumin is perfectly fine.

>>157685327
>Look, Megumin is perfectly fine.
What happened to her boobs?

>>157685327
> Megumin is perfectly fine
For now.

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>>157685403
Most of her nutrients go to her superb brain, leaving none for her chest.

>>157685444
The way it should be. Brain > breasts

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>>157683421
Darkness is a good girl.

>>157685515
HAHAHA! I get the joke! She's horny! Hahaha, how can this show get any more funny?

>>157685587
if they make the joke 50 times

>>157685327
Notice that I made a joke in my post. I ain't mad, cuz. It's just bantz.

Megumin gotta roll deep, but she got her boy Kaz ridin' shotty. I ain't worried fo' the shorty.

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I want to make Megumin wear a bunny suit in public!

>>157686032
But she's too flat to properly fill one out you monster.

>>157685479
That's like having a car with a huge powerful engine, but no wheels. It just doesn't get me going

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>>157686248
Intelligent, nihilistic girlfriend with a wicked sense of humor beats lumps of fat every time.

>>157686248
No, it's like having a car with a huge powerful engine, but no rice. It doesn't try to be flashy or get attention; it's just fast.

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>>157686406
JESUS ANON! Don't post such shit like that on /a/, we have fucking standards!

>>157686448
It's SFW though

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>>157686434
Megumin is pretty flashy though.

>>157686468
A piece of shit in a picture isn't exactly "SFW"

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>>157685259
>>157685321
>Aqua has been isekaid people before Christ born

>>157665973
No, I don't want my children to have autism.

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>>157686507
This is a Japanese bird.

>>157686549
Don't worry she's unable to have kids anyway.

>>157683371
Who is Rem?

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>>157686549
>implying

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>megatronfags are trying this hard to derail the thread.

>>157686574
Don't you mean kids don't want to be had by her ?

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>>157686709
Nobody cares Aqua, you're just as unremarkable as what your name depicts.
Your only defining character traits are defects, what does that even say about you ?

Yunyun a shit.

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>>157686709
>posting a character from the show is derailing the thread

>>157664346
Those are normal tits. You can't expect naturally perky tits with that cup size (I mean it's still possible but also very unlikely).

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>>157686709

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>>157686738
>>157686794

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>>157686853
It's okay Baqua, let's coexist.

>>157664346
Want to cuddle with on a haystack in a barn.

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Why didn't they just shovel the shit into a corner instead of sleeping next to it!??!?!

>>157675059
What's their name anon? Would like to read then

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>mfw these commoners have the hots for me

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What would happen if Megumin actually got to drink alcohol and got drunk?

>>157687008
Noro Chizu. 2 is my favorite.

>>157686898
Agreed. They're both fine. Just because I personally prefer one doesn't mean I hate the other. I mean, look how cute they are together.

Guess which one I prefer from the timbre of my comment.

Can we all at least agree that all the character are complete garbage in this series? You know, with no personality or interesting things going for them other then their gag personalities which boil down to the retard, the horny retard, the chuuni retard and the boring "straight" man

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>>157687031
She'd become even more huggable and would give you an uncontrollable urge to protect her.

>>157687089
Megumin?

>>157687100
Nope, you just reduced them to their archetypes. All the characters are more than that.

>>157687141
>All the characters are more than that
Okay, then tell me how they are more then that.

>>157687186
No.

>>157687212
Exactly, because they aren't. They are one trick ponies that get shit stapled onto them once in a while. Nothing more.

>>157687100
can we all agree that you should probably leave /a/ forever?

>>157687254
I just can't be arsed to educate you. If you're interested, read the light novels.

>>157687258
You don't have to get mad just because i'm right anon. You can always go to ledit if you want people to praise the "Good" writing of the characters.

>>157687122
Yup.

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Wiz will be your mother for tonight.

>>157687385
When did Komekko become that close to Wiz?

>>157687295
i'm not mad, you the jerk telling me to go reddit. why do you have to project that negativity at me? im just here to enjoy an anime with other fans

>>157687040
Thanks

>>157687413
>This is a konosubafag
Jesus, i knew you people were cancer, but i didn't think it was this bad.

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Is this where we register rare aquas?

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>>157687106

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>>157687485
>replies to himself
>"This is a Konosubafag"

>>157675683
>88lb
Holy shit, if she's not literally the size of an 8 year old than that's skeletal level. What's wrong with elevens?

>>157687543
what a faggot

>>157687560
You're looking at it with the mindset of a gaijin, Megumin's height/weight ratio is just below-average for a 14 year-old Japanese girl.

>>157687543
We get it, you people don't like being the scum of this board. No need to lie.

>tfw I couldn't keep enjoying this show after seeing all the rampant r*ddit shitposting and normalfag adoption
I don't understand why it had to be this way.

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>>157687612
>spend your time shilling NGNL and Re:Zero on Konosuba threads by samefagging
>think you're in position to virtue signal

>>157687504
Nope, we only take Rare Megumins here.

>>157687665
Why does someone else shitposting have to do with you all being the scum of this board?

>>157687754
>Not even denying it
>Not quite using English

It's twelve, don't bother trying to reason with it.

>>157687588
The average weight and height for an 11-12 year old japanese girl in 2015 was 37-42 kg and 143-149 cm
Source: first result on google

>>157687949
That's why I said below-average. It's also safe to assume that she's grown in the LN, considering 145 cm was just her anime height.

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>>157687949
>Same size as a 12 year old

God damn it.

>>157688004
>Same size as a 12 year old


Imagine

>>157688097
That picture describes everything that is cancerous about Konofags. They have the most shit of tastes

>>157688133
t. pedo

>>157688171
Honestly, I don't think even a self-respecting Aqua fan would like those proportions.

>>157687949
This is wrong. I live in Japan, and the average 12 year old girl is 174cm tall.

>>157688203
there are no self respecting aqua fans, but those proportions are perfect

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>>157688133
>>157688203
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>>157688243

Can you even call that Aqua?

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>>157664346
It's a fact that natural breasts are better than fake ones, and Aqua is large enough that they're still very nice but not prone to things like stretch marks or being gross. So pretty close to perfect.

>>157688003
But the average weight and height for a 14 year old girl are 50 kg and 157 cm with standard deviations of 8 kg and 5 cm, saying she's just 'below average' is really pushing it. She could barely be a below average 13 year old, though.

>>157688004
>>157688032
To specify, that was for girls aged 11 years to 11 years and 12 months. She's the size of an 11 year old.

>>157688351
I wasn't talking about Megumin.

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>>157688502
Not even smelly half-Hitler deserves this!

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This is the ideal doujin cover.

>>157676168
Agree with this guy
fapped to megumin and darkness countless times, but aqua is plain unsexy

>>157689007
Same here, I literally can't look at any pic of Aqua and have sexual thoughts.

>>157686549
You'd better have someone else knock her up then.

>>157664346
>>157665099
>>157666632
>>157667805

Whats wrong with saggy tits? They're cute

>>157689610
They're anything but cute.

>>157689618
No thats not true, I told my grandma last night that they were cute, and I'm not gonna hurt her feelings by going back on it now.

>>157664346
Floppy enough to completely wrap around for paizuri?

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>>157689618
So they're not cute, just sexy.