How do you feel about Aqua's saggy knockers?
Would you settle for Yunyun?
>clingy, desperate, pathetic, just like you
>JK body with JC pussy
It makes Megumin's budding mounds stand out more, so I'm grateful.
Imagine trying to walk around the house looking for things to bend her over, only to collapse from exhaustion because she's so fat.
Darkness is T H I C C
I think they are a nice detail for a series thats not really focused on being ecchi.
Honestly I thought on my 1st watch of this series I thought it should have had some exposed breasts as they payed enough attention to give them natural sag like that, as well as all the other cock-tease in the series. Like Aqua's skirt, Dorkness'es entire being, etc.
After watching so many heavily boob focused series where they are more or less fake in all the movements, the visuals of even that short gif is nice.
Are there other series that bother to give a natural feel and look like that?
I've forgotten how much I like Aqua in absence of content. Her design does nothing for either my heart or my dick, but her personality is so much fun. I want to enjoy her stupidity again.
Those are for some serious motor-boating. Good lord I want to sleep with my head being smothered by those.
Gotta be somewhat stout to be a crusader, but she does seem to have a bit of a paunch there.
Neither is good. Darkness should be /fit/, not a fatty or a supermodel.
>Her design does nothing for my dick
Man you must be completely gay.
When are they gonna make one of those POV fitness shorts with her?
I think it might be the outfit, I find this pretty hot
Yunyun would be a boring fuck though. She'd lay there like a dead fish and wouldn't be open to anything kinky. If you want to do all the work, it'd be better to fuck Megu while she is depleted, since she is easy to manhandle and unable to resist anything you do to her.
Nah, you'd just have to give her some instruction and suggestions. While I'm sure you won't be having her whipping you in a latex outfit anytime soon, I feel like you could get her there eventually.
Aqua only has breast water at best
>would shriek autistically as you break her hymen
That's one of the parts of her I love. The way she screeched Kazuma's name was 10/10.
One of my favorite things about the show. Seriously.
Anon please, I can only get so erect.
>She'd lay there like a dead fish
This is my fetish.
>wouldn't be open to anything kinky.
I think short of inflicting any actual self-harm she'd do just about anything you ask if you just show her some affection. She'd just be so happy to be doing something with another person for a change.
We all agree that he was best boy, right?
I want to fuck this boy (female)
Does Megumin get hot and bothered thinking about having her immobile defenseless body violated? Would she enjoy being used as a living onahole, and become addicted to the feeling of powerlessness to dick?
>Worshiping a saggy blue bitch
>Not worshiping the beautiful and perfect Eris
Budding mounds. Megumin's budding mounds. Budding mounds. Megumin's budding mounds.
Darkness and Aqua are much more attractive after taking a 'loli potion'!
>decide to marathon it to see what's all the fuss about
>literally Hataraku Mao-tier
I regret not watching this earlier. The premise and story is shit but I haven't laughed this hard since Saiki PSI aired. I missed the weekly threads when this aired but at least I didn't get spoiled and the LN is all translated, right? Might be fun to read it from the start.
A damn shame that S3 never ever but who knows if they decide to air another season.
>just pure vanilla for the purpose of love and procreation
Those three doujins are fucking godsend.
>Her design does nothing for either my heart or my dick
Really? You sure?
Wanna test that out, big boy?
I want to
Yeah, definitely not her cute tushy.
I'm sure. I've never fapped to Aqua.
I think I experienced the same thing Kazuma did. Her personality is so massively unsexy that it cancels out any physical attractiveness one could have. Or maybe I just can't find retards sexy.
>I'm sure. I've never fapped to Aqua.
I don't believe you
>well developed body, underdeveloped brain
>underdeveloped body, well developed brain
Which is more "wrong" to fuck?
>I am such a homosexual
What did he mean by this?
on all levels except physical I am Aqua. Everyday I wake up and begin drinking alcohol outside of my price range. Everyday when I whine and complain while trying to shit. I whine about the world being unfair and not respecting me. Everyday I think about aqua purifying the liquids inside me as I flush down a blood stains toilet papers. As I feel my hemorrhoids relax I remind myself that I have pleased the goddess that is Aqua
How sad, even though they are a pityful B cup, they are still sagging so much
>Aqua is the most gifted artists in Australia
>Those childish sketches.
Fucking DEEN they had one fucking job!
Of course it's blue. Which color did you think it would be, you nerds.
Muscle weighs more than fat, anon.
Kazuma even comments on her being ripped under the armor and loose clothing. The fact that she keeps the tits despite being super /fit/ is a miracle from Eris.
I would pat her head until my hand falls off.
>immobile for hours at a time
>easy access outfit removed with one tug
>slutty dog collar
How do you resist the urge? How do you stop yourself? Are the men of Konosuba saints? How do you see this little girltoy on the ground and not take advantage of her?
>worshiping a crossdresing boy
Imagine how gross and sweaty Eris would be, sitting around in this heavy dress all day
Could be a problem that persists into adulthood. Megumin's scrawny body happens to be the result of poorfag starvation, so maybe she'll get better.
Can't fix stupid. She'll be a helmet-and-leash tier retard no matter how old she gets.
Option 2 wins.
>Maybe Aqua can modify her tits at will using magic
Yes, that seems likely.
Do you think the anime would have been better if they had put her some panties?
>No, it doesn't. Fat contains a lot more water.
Water content is not the sole determining factor of weight. Mass is. Muscle tissue has nine times the mass density per square centimeter that fat tissue has.
Still looking for applicants for our Konosuba tabletop game. It's loosely based around D&D so if you don't know the rules we'll be free to teach you and it's simplified so you don't have to worry about it being too complex. https://discord.gg/KCb8wbV come on down and pledge to the holy army of dongolong.
Is it sacrilegious to prefer pan Aqua over nopan Aqua?
>ywn suckle her milky breasts
>ywn roll your tongue around the areolas for a bit before digging out the surprisingly long and hard tips of the nipples
>ywn lightly nibble them with your teeth while milk spews every where
Reminder that KonoShitta will never be as good, or beloved, then No Game No Life.
It has the best fanservice
The best action
The best characters
and the best world building
It also features not one, but two lolis younger then 14
I liked me some NGNL, but being salty that your favorite isekai animu didn't get a second season is no excuse for shitting on one that did. Yours is a straight-played mental trip, KonoSuba is a comedic parody wrapped around a light-hearted adventure story. They're only similar in the superficial sense and should not be compared.
>but being salty that your favorite isekai animu didn't get a second season
Why would i be salty when a movie cover the best volume of the series is gonna come out this year?
>KonoSuba is a comedic parody
Would indicated that it was a funny parody, but it's basically a trying to BE funny.
Worth a shot.
>Megumeme fondling Aqua-sama sacred chest
15/10. genuinely mad.
>Still smaller than me
>Still lighter than a warm up set on any of my big three lifts
Sometimes I forget that /a/ is full of little spics and SEA monkeys pretending to be real men. If you think Darkness is big or heavy, you're not a man.
No one's forcing (you) to stay here.
Willing to do "anything" for a friend
Speaking of which, you've got me interested, is there any Megumin
> something wrong with her body
This. Even her baby rejected it.
A growing girl needs her milk, anon.
I want to see Megumin rubbing her staff until an
>literally a skeleton.
You're here to spooky me right?
I'm actually at a healthy weight, if you go by bmi
She kinda REMinds me of Aqua when i look at her though
I think that the artist/writer changer her build/character/attitude and random intervals because she's a member of the "Eris" sect.
I'm sorry this "Aqua" Thing is retarded, please, give her my condolences
More than you want to see Megumin rubbing YOUR staff?
Either way, Imagine her muttering a chant while doing so, getting louder and more breathless as the bulding power robs her of strength, until finally...
>Power of creation, a million warriors under my hand
>Answer my call, come forth as a torrent
>Fearless and bold, a mighty wave to bring the strongest to their knees
>Burning passion of one thousand suns, a spear of fire in the darkness
>Carry them away, a tide of lava on the searing heals of...
Magumeme is a shit loli, at least get a good loli like pic related
She actually said, in the dungeon episode, that her character in the party is just her LAARPing. She's probably much more intelligent than she let's anon; which makes it all the more interesting watching her character.
>She's a Goddess who is GOD knows how old.....
What did she mean by this
I'd rather just go drinking with her. Aqua would be a great friend and awesome drinking buddy.
I'm with Kazuma and >>157676168 though, I can't see her as anything more than that, regardless of how physically attractive she is. Even Darkness has a more attractive personality, and I say that despite strongly disliking her masochism.
Megumin is really the lesser of three evils. The only thing I have against her is the chuuni, but even that makes a lot more sense in their world than the real world.
Kazuma's opinion: Aqua and Darkness have the physical hotness, but their personalities are 100% woodkill. Megumin was initially a major turnoff due to being
too lolibut as time went on, that ceased to be an issue.
Anime Lalatina, fat, cute, with big saggy breasts.
LN Lalatina, a supermodel with above average perfectly shaped breasts.
The easy thing would be to say the LN version, but the flawed anime version is also really charming too.
You are everything that is wrong with /a/, and this world.
Well considering that 1 hour in Heaven equals 1 month on Earth and she's only a few years older than Kazuma(say, 18 for example), around 13148.734 years have passed on Earth during her lifetime.
Ok, I'll explain to you. I can not remember where Kazuma noticed that she behaves like Lalatina is older than she, but Kazuma is younger. Considering this I assume that she's approximately 17 yo. In chapter 5 of volume 5 it was said that one hour on heaven is equaled to a month in Japan. The rest you can calculate by yourself.
Come on, it's just a text post on an imageboard. He's trying to make you angry, stop playing into his hands.
Look, Megumin is perfectly fine.
Most of her nutrients go to her superb brain, leaving none for her chest.
I want to make Megumin wear a bunny suit in public!
Intelligent, nihilistic girlfriend with a wicked sense of humor beats lumps of fat every time.
JESUS ANON! Don't post such shit like that on /a/, we have fucking standards!
Megumin is pretty flashy though.
>Aqua has been isekaid people before Christ born
>megatronfags are trying this hard to derail the thread.
Nobody cares Aqua, you're just as unremarkable as what your name depicts.
Your only defining character traits are defects, what does that even say about you ?
>posting a character from the show is derailing the thread
It's okay Baqua, let's coexist.
Why didn't they just shovel the shit into a corner instead of sleeping next to it!??!?!
What would happen if Megumin actually got to drink alcohol and got drunk?
Agreed. They're both fine. Just because I personally prefer one doesn't mean I hate the other. I mean, look how cute they are together.
Guess which one I prefer from the timbre of my comment.
Can we all at least agree that all the character are complete garbage in this series? You know, with no personality or interesting things going for them other then their gag personalities which boil down to the retard, the horny retard, the chuuni retard and the boring "straight" man
She'd become even more huggable and would give you an uncontrollable urge to protect her.
>replies to himself
>"This is a Konosubafag"
>spend your time shilling NGNL and Re:Zero on Konosuba threads by samefagging
>think you're in position to virtue signal
>Same size as a 12 year old
God damn it.
You guys aren't fooling anyone.
It's a fact that natural breasts are better than fake ones, and Aqua is large enough that they're still very nice but not prone to things like stretch marks or being gross. So pretty close to perfect.
But the average weight and height for a 14 year old girl are 50 kg and 157 cm with standard deviations of 8 kg and 5 cm, saying she's just 'below average' is really pushing it. She could barely be a below average 13 year old, though.
To specify, that was for girls aged 11 years to 11 years and 12 months. She's the size of an 11 year old.
Not even smelly half-Hitler deserves this!
I really like them, and her. Darkness and Wiz have great ones too. I hope the anime character designer does more shows with sag.
Big engine + Megumin is the way to go
>is supposed to be an otaku nerd NEET of tremendous size
>his build is all over the place, uses rogue skills, wizard and necro spells and a fucking bow
Why Kazuma is such a shitter? Doesn't he know that jack-of-all-trades builds don't fucking work in RPGs, be they vidya or tabletop?
Realising Aqua is best girl is the final redpill. The show wouldn't work without her.
Nope, just girl!! And I've posted stuff on 4ch before just not here!
No, he's a retard that goes "oh that looks cool ill take it" instead of planning his build out. He has an obedient lichbitch slave with levels in archmage, and a proper one unlike Megumin the One Shot Wonder. Considering his only above average scores are INT and LCK he should've gone caster, yet he nitpicks dexterity/agility based skills despite not having the optimal statline for that. His reasoning for picking up archery was that they lacked a stable source or ranged DPS as a party, why couldn't he get some generic ranged attack spell instead given his stat distribution?
He's a scrub that fails even at NEETdom, get over it.
That sounds pretty damn bad compared to someone who would specialize and get softcaps in VIT, END and some sort of attack stat. You might've gotten through PvE but a person with a more optimal statline would do that faster, not to mention that you'd get stomped in PvP because you deal less damage and have less HP. If you don't believe me for some reason, go ask someone on /vg/.
Masturbation to Megumin is the only thing that helps me cope with the fact that she isn't real
>everyone calls Aqua useless
>actually the most useful character who did the most
KonoSuba art books with saggy breasts when
Try refuting the point instead of posting meme pictures. She might be a dumbass, but without her holy powers the party would be completely fucked.
>can and has used her powers to raise Kazuma from the dead
>"hey I did all the job"
so who defeated all the generals again?
Kazuma's died several times without Aqua's influence.
He really only needs to die once without it being Aqua's fault for her to be beneficial, considering she revives him every single time
Megumin might kill bosses, Aqua might resurrect Kazuma, but let's not forget the true MVP here.
Aqua would be useless if she didn't consent to resurrecting Kazuma.
Only if you ignore her healing, buffs, purification, party tricks, and arts and crafts ability
I want to see the girls interact more without Kazuma around.
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no please not. Whoever drew that has no heart