ITT: Make your own light novel titles

>>157635561
OP is a Faggot and Now He Want to Create Faggot Novel?!

>>157635809
You're trying too hard.

>>157635561
My Dog Cannot Be This Sexy!?!? Adult rating

My Beloved Cute Imouto Got Disgusted That I Write Imouto Incest Light Novels For A Living That Got Adapted Into Anime And Now She Won't Talk To Me Anymore?!

>>157635561
>The Life and Strange Surprizing Adventures of Robinson Crusoe, Of York, Mariner: Who lived Eight and Twenty Years, all alone in an un-inhabited Island on the Coast of America, near the Mouth of the Great River of Oroonoque; Having been cast on Shore by Shipwreck, wherein all the Men perished but himself. With An Account how he was at last as strangely deliver'd by Pyrates
Am I doing this right?

>>157636023
Fake news

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>>157635561
My stillborn daughter is being lewded by a robot!?

A Yankee at the Court of King Arthur

It's a literal yankee delinquent girl.

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>>157636364
>A Yankee at the Court of King Arthur
I see what you did there

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>>157635561
Is It Wrong to turn strong warriors in cute girls?

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Is it possible for dragons to be this cute and yet the series will flop!?

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>>157635875
O, that's a nice title, what would the story be about?

>My door turned in a girl and now I penetrate her every time I go outside?!

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>>157637319
It would start out as a pretentious moeblob slice-of-life isekai show then degrade into a bizarre eldritch monstrosity of non-linear storytelling with a mindfuck final episode that consists entirely of screams and claymation shot with a 1970s camera.

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>>157635561
"Hey Little Girl, Wanna Defeat the Demon Lord"

I'm actually trying to write this, I just don't know whether to try and be professional and hope something comes out of it, or just speed write as much as I want and just post it online.

I've reincarnated as a nanomachine swarm going to an all girls school for royalty in a fantasy world under assault by giant robots!

>>157635561
"Boner of a Hero: A Place Where Lust is Power"

The story of a man protecting his titular wife from getting raped by a wave of fat facelss men for 5 hours with the power of his dick.

"MC is the Kouhai!"

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>>157635561
>My Disrespectful Teen Son Somehow Got Ahold of a Gluten Product and Now Wants to Become a Catgirl?!
I think I could write fanfiction for this. I like it. I am going to do this now.
This is relevant to my interests as a celiac disease'd trap who likes cats.

>I've reincarnated as a spell book, but the spells are based upon my internet search history!?

>My childhood friend has reincarnated as my video game character!

>I've been given an offer to reincarnate into a fantasy world, but I have to achieve enlightenment first to earn my cheat skills?!

>I've been reincarnated into several worlds at once, and now if I don't cultivate my soul I'll never defeat the demon king that is my boss and seduce my classmates at magic school to obtain the magic sword that holds the key to the giant robot needed to save the world!

>I've reincarnated into a friend's story, but she doesn't know where she's going with this plot!

>I've invented an android that's smarter than me, but all it wants to do is make me a Harem Protagonist.

>I'm the reincarnated demon lord who's just trying to have a normal school life while hiding magic from my schoolmates.

>My sister summoned an incubus into my body but claims it was a mistake!

>I'm never getting published so I'm going to write a story about my fetishes.

>I don't know what to do now that my story about my fetishes was published.

>My childhood friend is a horror from beyond that thinks she's good at keeping secrets.

I was sexting a girl and met up with her at a sex hotel, but it turned out to be my underaged daughter!?

>>157638445
Not
>I met up with a cute girl from the internet for sex, and it turned out to be my little brother?!
To be fair, I think I've seen a doujin like that

>I've been reincarnated into another world... as a baby?!
>My tsundere girlfriend was actually a genre-savvy yandere?!
>The Demon Lord is an Egg-Vomiting Snail from Outer Space?!

Why do Light Novel titles read like I'm about to hear a record scratch and early 2000's rock?

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>My grandfather died and now I have to marry my grandmother!?

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>>157638333
>>>I'm never getting published so I'm going to write a story about my fetishes.
Spoken like a true web novelist.

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>>157639137

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>>157639332

>I've been reincarnated into another world as a cute girl and I have a harem of monsters that want me to have their babies!

>I met somebody anonymously and then fell in love with them!?

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>>157639137

>>157636031
Anime when?

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>>157635561
https://salty-salty-studios.com/shiz/lncovers.php

>>157639500
Tell me how many deaths due to birth complications would occur, and I'll tell you how likely I'd read that, hypothetically, of course.

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>>157635561
Why Am I The Leader Of This Company of Deranged Freak Shows?

>>157637536
Speed write and post it online.
If an editor like it, you can fix mistakes when you get the contract.

>>157635561
>I absolutely do not understand why novel titles have to explain the gist of its entirety and I'm a novel writer myself

Are literally all light novel titles like this? What about stuff like Overlord, or Log Horizon, or SAO?

>>157635561

I Used a Time Machine While Dropping Acid and Now the Nazis Won the War

>>157640886
No, just a lot of them.

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seems legit

My smug little sister sometimes forces me to crossdress for her amusement.

>>157641060
Is that a title or a cry for help?

>>157640886
Nah, the titles are simply ways to advertise your fiction strong and attractive points to the your average customer of targeted genre who simply skim over the titles of hundreds of books they see in the shop.

Only when you get their attention, will they read the synopsis and buy your book.

>>157640886
No a lot of them are, but it's more that this type of tile is fairly memorable in style.
>>157641164
Help? Sounds like someone is bragging.

>>157637475
That's Madoka.

I haven't come out of my room filled with anime merchendise for 5 years and now I wanna die?

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I Couldn't Think of a Meaningful, Concise and Impactful Title Because I'm a Hack of an Author, So I Named My Novel With a Synopsis of the Entire Thing!?

I really want some (you)s because I'm lonely so I asked anon to give me some!?

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>>157638950
>I've been reincarnated into another world... as a baby?!
Saihate no Paladin is pretty fucking fantastic, mate.

My life is going nowhere so I'm going to kill myself!?

>>157635561
Cool dril tweet.

>>157635561
> I have no talent but need the otaku's money so I'll just self insert into a social retard who is trapped in a fantasy world for some reason and get a harem

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I Was Supposed to be an Isekia Character, but I Keep Avoiding Death and now the Author and the Reaper are Both After Me, and my Mom is a Tanuki?!?!

>>157641940
>Reaper
>Not truck-kun

>>157642145
Who do you think drives truck-kun.

>>157642191
Himself.

>>157635561
>My friends little sister is in serious trouble due to his crazy accurate stalker profiling!?

The secret flower garden of yanderes.

All of my clothes keep turning into girl's clothes when I put them on and only guys are able to recognize me?!

>>157635561
/a/ and /v/ get sucked into an NTR VN

>>157635561
>I fed my sister batteries and now she's a dragon that I have to hide from my parents and also my cat died!

>HE'S A BIG GUY FOR ME AND IT'S ALL ONE STEP OF HIS MASTER PLAN?!

>>157643385
>My brother is Batman and why does he wear the mask!?

>>157642788
would read

My Penis Developed a Live on Its Own

>A shady stranger in a white van tried to give me free candy but the candy was actually a portal to another world?

>My loli girlfriend is laundering her drug money through my record store?!

>I was reborn in another world but the truck that killed me followed me there because she became my yandere stalker?!

>>157635561
>I can't think of a title for my novel so I decided to browse an english language anime imageboard to scour for ideas?

I'm the best at wrestling?

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>>157635561
>I was hunting a monster but instead I was kidnapped by a crazy Indian man who wants to take me and my young male servant around the world

>>157637480
No

>>157644632
You forgot the "!?" at the end.

>>157635561
>Finally got a job and my boss won't leave me alone because he's actually a female spy from another world?!

>>157646943
>LN MC
>getting a job
And how is the reader supposed to self insert into that?

>>157646962
>the plot starts off with some bullshit about how the MC decides to finally get a job
>he only gets it because his boss wants his dick

>>157646962
He got isekai'd into a life where he gets a job. In the old world, he was a hikkineet.

>to find cute girls I, a 30 year old salary man, became a loli