Darkness is a good girl!

>>157597342
I am literally her ideal guy

>>157597392
That can't be true, because I am literally her ideal guy.
Unless you're me. Then it makes sense.

She needs another joke honestly. She's funnier than Megushit but nowhere near as good as Water.

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I really want to slap down my cock and balls onto her face.

>>157597610
Aqua is garbage get better taste in women

>>157597758
No

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>>157597342
I would literally cum inside her, impregnate her, and leave her with the child.

>>157597758
Aqua > the rest. You fucking cocksucker.

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I just want a nice figure of her.
Sadly the masses are in love with that megumeme crap.

>>157597758
She's the best by far because she's so garbage

>>157597342
But why the fuck did she get that fetish.

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>>157597908
Hey at least we're getting some nice doujin.

>>157597945
daddy issues

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Lalatina

>>157597908
https://www.amazon.com/Sega-KonoSuba-Blessing-Wonderful-World/dp/B01MRFMJM7
Learn2google. Megumin doesn't have more figures than the rest.

>>157597757
Darkness a cute! a CUTE!

>>157597990
>Prizecrap
Oh fuck off. Megumeme actually has a proper scal

S3 never.

I too want a cutey blond girl with a rich daddy who is completely and totally submissive to my abusive self and would be swimming in her own panties every time I said something mean to her.

>The sluttiest konosuba is also the purest
Sasuga lalalatina.

>>157598175
>lalalatina
You take that back

>>157598172
>no ryona porn of darkness cumming from kazuma punching her in the womb

>>157597951
that guy's art is good, but he makes the most boring shit

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Darkness is a one joke character. Aqua and Megumeme at least have good chemistry with Kazuma.

>>157597342
Hello darkness my old friend

>>157599383
Starting to hate aquafags as much as sayafags
Why must you shitpost your crap waifu in every thread
Go make your own thread and stay there

>>157599365
The Darkness and Megumin ones hit all the right spots in terms of fetishes while still remaining vanilla. Although the former was a bit sketchy, probably because of deadlines, which is a shame.
>>157599383
She needs a spin-off of her own to develop on her personality. But the fanbase would never choose anything other than more Explosion, unfortunately.

I would want to be Darkness (Male) and look just as cute!

>>157599527
>She needs a spin-off of her own to develop on her personality. But the fanbase would never choose anything other than more Explosion, unfortunately.

She had an entire arc for herself and failed to make a case.

>>157599502
>sayafags
Who?
Saya no Uta? Saya from Dagashi?

>>157597951
>getting

it's already been got

it's nice

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>>157599646

Dagashi

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>>157599783
She's not as hot as Hotaru, but I'd still tap.

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>Still no good BDSM doujins with Darkness

WHY

>>157597849
And nothing would make her happier...

>>157599856
As a character shes fine just like Aqua, but the autists who post her are annoying little dickheads who never pick up on when they're not wanted, again just like Aqua fans.

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>>157599988

Get a load of this hothead

>>157599783
I knew stark was right the whole time.

>>157597342
Konosuba is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weaknesses by adding in excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS.

>>157600202
>tfw thought about posting this but decided not to

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>>157597342
Lalatina

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>>157600202
At least post the whole thing you lazy nigger.

>>157599988
>shit taste

>>157599856
Saya is sexier than Hotaru because she's more realistic

>>157597945
Life as a sheltered noble without a mother and no friends will do that to you.

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What did she mean by this?

>>157599527
>She needs a spin-off of her own to develop on her personality
She's already has two volumes that focus on her and it looks like the next one might too
Darkness's problem is that she's too constrained by her masochism, her gags become really predictable as a result of her fixation on it

>>157600411
>Darkness's problem is that she's too constrained by her masochism, her gags become really predictable as a result of her fixation on it

They really did write themselves into a corner with Darkness. Eventually you stop caring about a character that enjoys shit happening to them.

>>157599383
>is a one joke character
>have good chemistry with Kazuma
You're literally describing every konosuba there.

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>>157599670
Fucking Toranoana took like a week to process my payment so my copy is still on transit.

>>157600687
There's a scan.

>>157600697
I know but it's not the same. I want to physically smell her tits.

>>157597342
Dorkness was cuter in the second season.

>>157600380
She wants to do their income taxes together.

>>157597757
Fucking hell I just want to hug her.

>>157600607
Darkness's interactions with Kazuma are a bit lacking compared to the other girls
Kazuma goes drinking and hangs around town with Aqua, he becomes an explosion enthusiast with Megumin

Darkness is mostly stuck with erotic stuff and doesn't develop a friendship with him as deep as the other two

>>157597342
Konosuba is incredible in that I can't pick between the three girls. Sexually Darkness is right up my alley, but damn if Aqua and Megumin aren't great in their own right.

I wonder if the other girls that come later are as nice.

>>157600870
Actually the only time I remember Kazuma having a normal conversation is with darkness. He treats the other two like pets.

>>157600886
Yunyun, Eris and Wiz are good, but Iris is both an annoying little sister type and a boring Mary Sue. I would love if she stopped taking up screentime.

>>157600907
Volume 1, 5 and CE would like to have a word with you.

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>>157600886
No one ever beats the trio, but all the later characters are also nice in their own way.
Except Iris, I fucking hope Emperor Zell eats her

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>>157600907
Aqua and Megumin are actually autistic.

Darkness is just a pervert like us.

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>>157600907
>anime only

>>157601035
>A pure virgin pervert
Yep she's literally /a/.

>>157601065
The characters don't even have normal discussions in the anime since most of the dialogue is cut.

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>>157601035

Joke's on you, I'm more autistic than perverted

>>157597908
The Konosuba doujins with the best art are usually Aqua and Darkness doujins.

>>157600907
He has a normal conversation with Megameme in 5, and Aqua has the perfect chance to cockblock him, but she's just being a bro.

>>157601130
Most of their discussions in bed were pretty normal too.

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I love Lalatina!

Lalatina looks so cute in her dress! >>157600687

Lalatina is also so wonderful with kids!

And Lalatina is the strongest crusader!

I love you so much, Lalatina!

>>157601118
The best drawn Konosuba doujins are Kono Etsuraku Sugoku nai Desu ka? and Kono Yuetsu ni Hitarisou Nandesu ga! though.
Tam-U's Aqua doujins are the only ones that come close, but Soba's a total genius as shown by his superb use of shading.

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>>157597989

>>157599988
>actually being angry about such an insignificant thing
you are a sperg of the worst kind

>>157600687
I didn't know isekai people dressed like your typical office ladies.

>>157597342
No, Darkness is a bad girl. A bad, filthy slut-girl who needs to get spanked.

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>>157599988
I don't get it
Explain

>>157597758
Garbage women are the best though.

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>>157602090
Well, now you know.

The feeling of cumming inside lalatina while pushing her face into the ground and telling her to take care of your baby.

>>157597342
I would want Lalatina as a friend, but not a lover.

I can't help but imagine her as being constantly sweaty and grimy from masturbating too often.

>>157599988
The lack of self awareness in this post is stunning.

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>>157600756

>>157600756
/tv/? Is that you?

>>157602894
No, is this some sort of epic /tv/ may-may?

>>157602685
>masturbating too often
Only if you can't keep up with her she will have to resort to masturbation.

>>157603167
Which will be all the time.

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>>157597342
Darkness is great because she can fulfill all of my cuckold fantasies.

>>157600756
>Come, walk the path of exemptions with me!

When did Megumeme become such a pro?

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>>157597758
Nah

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>>157603451
Here, use this one instead.

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I WANNA BULLY LALATINA BY CALLING HER REAL NAME
I WANNA MAKE HER BLUSH WITH SHAME BY REMINDING HER SHE HAS A FAMILY WHO LOVE HER
I WANNA MAKE HER SQUIRM WITH PUBLIC DISPLAYS OF ROMANTIC AFFECTION

>>157603507
Someone should replace that card with a revolver.

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>tfw you can literally enter her room and fuck her in the ass without saying a single word at any given moment
>virtually no one in that universe except foe you is willing to take advantage of her

2 years and I'm still not tired if this thought.

I want Lalatina to be my slave. I want to pu a collar on her and attach a leqsh to it so I can guide her as a dog. I want to spank her as much as I want. I want t ude niple clamps on her big tits and put her in a chastity belt. I want to fuckthrot her roughly and generally use her as my slavemeat.

>>157603816
And I want to use you as her English instructor, for there is no greater abuse.

>>157600308
>perfect at everything without even trying
>has piercings
>despite that not a whore
>realistic

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>>157603843

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>>157603843
Damn son

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>>157603843
dayum

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>>157603843
How can anon recover?

>>157603843
Delete this. I was on my phone and fucked up.

>>157604131
It is too late.

I have already begun fusing with my original vessel. You mortals have no hope.

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explosion > darkness > chris > aqua

cant love a retard

>>157604709
But then you will be alone forever anon

>>157603815
I WANT TO FUCK THAT GOURD

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>>157603507

>>157604815
so be it

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>>157603843

(Include me in the screencap)

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>>157603816
>>157603843
https://youtube.com/watch?v=aZHvd0ks7Es
Fucking destroyed,not even Megumin's explosion can't compare

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>>157603843

>>157597342
Good Call.
She's amazing, even w/o being cuckold girl.

Darkness is for marriage.
Megumin is for rape.

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>You will never be Aqua at this very instant

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>>157603843

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I wish Darkness was a good character

>>157597342
Someone make that hand black and slap on a BLACKED logo on it

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Lalatina got your favorite tracksuit dirty. How do you react?

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>>157606225
I tell her to wash it softly with her bare hands.

>>157603451
>>157603507
>not the (you) one.

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Finally, someone who loves me for being myself.

>>157597342

LALATINA

>>157601098
The Aqua one was by far the best.

>>157601098
>>157607051
Requesting sauce on that, looks sweet

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>>157607066
You're not worthy, not even with dubs.

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>>157607184
P-Please, I Love Aqua

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>>157607236
Prove it.

>>157606995
I want to lick Lalatina saggy breasts and Aqua's ZR legs.

>>157603588
Why are her eyes green there?

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>>157607340
I got 380 pictures of Aqua in my Konosuba folder.

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>>157607379
Post proof.

>>157607066
https://exhentai.org/g/1053783/cb4246068c/

>>157607340
>>157607379
Dumb Axis
posters. Just make a new thread and leave
i-isnt like I want one or anything

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>>157607406
>pic related

>>157607443
Ty babe

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>>157607494
Here you go you swedish fiend.

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>>157607541
>Swedish

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>>157607494
Bitch please.

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>>157607585
Sweet lord.

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>>157603843

>aquafags yet again kill a thread with their autism

Thanks.

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>>157608664
So back on topic
What do you think her hair smells like?

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>>157607585
>hurdurf I have more files than you
Why do people do this? This just means you fill your folder with way more trash than the other guy. There aren't even 380 good fanarts of konosuba around and there certainly aren't over 2000 of them

>>157608749
very nice

>>157608876
Shampoo or ogre cum?

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Have you guys met my wife, Rie? She's really cute.

>>157597758
Let me guess... you like memegurl

>>157597849
>not beating her up and force her to have an abortion

>>157609042
Are you planning to have kids?

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>>157597758

>>157609049
>responding to an 8 hour old post

You're wrong too

>>157609088
We're trying every night in my head ;_;.

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I want an arc where the gang find a portal back to Japan and each character has to adjust to normal life.

- Darkness becomes an office lady that gets groped on a train / sexually harassed at work (but it's all just in her imagination after kazuma warned her about these things).
- Aqua becomes a street performer / bum, gets arrested, etc.
- Megumin is forced to go to school.
- Kazuma goes back to NEET life.

eventually they get sent back again for some reason.

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>>157608840
>way more trash

Implying.

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>>157609814
Never noticed how lewd this was while watching fug

>Kind of/completely lewd blonde girl with big tits

Oh hey it's my favorite archetype.

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>>157597758
Fuck off lolineet

>>157597580
>>157597392
You horrible people

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Lardness Fatatina

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I want to love her but everything about her personality is repulsive

Aqua is best bro, Megu is best gf, Wiz is best cowtits, Yunyun is best bully target, what is Darkness best for?

>>157610683
Holding hands with

>>157610683
Best wife obviously.

>>157610683
Depraved kinky no-strings attached sex.

>>157610683
>Yunyun is best friend
Fixed.

>>157611187
Who?

>>157610930
This.
Darkness is for marriage.

>>157597342
Darkness is made for doggystyle.

>>157599595
Well we're getting one more

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>>157603843

>>157610683
>Personality is repulsive
She just needs a good master to keep her in line, if Kazuma got his shit together and just put her on a leash already 1/3 of his problems would be solved.

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>>157597951
>all 3 of the doujins have anal
>darkness and aqua's nipples are twice as big as they should be

It was so close to being perfect. The concept itself (just plain vanilla sex with no dialogue) is pure genius and I wish more people did it.

>>157612209
her nipples are fine, faguette

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>>157612209
The nipples should be proportional to the size of the tits. I hate those small man nipples most authors use.

>>157612406
Erect Touch has this down to a T.

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>>157607541
>Swedish

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>>157612406
>The nipples should be proportional to the size of the tits

I agree but just like how breasts shouldn't go bigger than the head, there's a limit to when nipples can get too big and look disgusting. My range is just smaller than yours.

>>157612631
your range includes men

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>>157612659
>it's another 'you're gay if you don't like my shitty fetish' post

Just when will you fags stop being so predictable.

>>157612659
I agree with that anon and you are just retarded and probably have poop as a fetish

>>157612714
liking women isnt a fetish
women have big nipples

>>157612631
I think that as long as a girl is not a midget and has enough curves she can easily rock even Eiken-tier tits without looking retarded. Oppai lolis should be purged though.

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>>157607494
Hold
The
Fucking
Phone
I recognise that Mako, praise me senpai

>>157612731
you're the one who likes men
your kind eat the poo poo

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>>157612783
Who doesn't?

>>157612731
Hey now scat is fine as long as no one eats or touches it.

>>157612752
>if it exists in real life it isn't a fetish
>all women have nipples the size these doujins

This is how retarded you sound.

>>157608664
>t. memefag

>>157608749

Cabbage.

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>>157612840

>>157607585

Do you save all doujins in there?

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Which of Kazuma's girls are the sluttiest?

>>157614750
>Darkness most DTF
>Yunyun most exploitable
>Aqua most bribe-able
>Megumin most rape-able after casting

>>157609068
>Not making her take care of the kids while you laze around the house

You can have a family and make her happy at the same time.

>>157614750
Darkness

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Can anyone explain why Yunyun is so lonely.

>>157615018

>mirror cracks

>>157600193
this

>>157615018

The fetus rejected her body so it miscarried.

>>157603843
Ayyyyy

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>>157614878
>tell Darkness you want to treat her like the fat worthless whore she is
>tell Aqua you'll buy her Sake if she puts out
>tell Yunyun it's normal for friends to share body fluids and you won't be her friend if she doesn't
>tell Megumin only children lack the maturity to have sex and that she has no resolve
>tell Wiz to fuck you and she's too much of a doormat to say otherwise

Konosubans are such easy lays

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>>157603843

>>157614750
I dont know but I am sure Aqua is the purest

>>157615574
That's because everyone is Artisan Weaver calibre nice. Kazuma seems to be the most depraved soul there and he still too pure to listen to Descartes.

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>>157615574
>That Aqua

How would you treat Darkness?

>have her chained up in your dungeon
>L-let me go you demon!
>Oh, okay. :^)
>repeat until she either rapes you or begs you to torture her

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>>157603843
Nice one.

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>>157615574
How did this artist suddenly manage to make aqua a hundred times sexier?

>>157615656
>That's because everyone is Artisan Weaver calibre nice
It's more that they have a succubus brothel to take care of their needs

>>157615728
>implying she won't just leave to find someone/thing a little more accomodating

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>>157603843

>>157615656
Even Scumzuma hasn't done anything. Between that cafe and enjoying life he abstains.

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>>157615574
Wiz is not a doormat! She's just shy!

>>157615018
Would Yunyun be open to dating a colored man like me?

>>157616056
And she's ridiculously powerful. Do you really want to abuse a legendary ice mage?

Dem thighs though.

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>>157616203
True dat

>>157616245

Abuse? No. Bully with my dick? Yes!

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>>157616325
I'd rather tenderly love her with my hugs.

>>157609502
nigga that image rustles me

lalatina is a good girl

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Which boobs is best boobs?

>>157617558

Luna.

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>>157607494
>>157607585
Half of it is doujins, the other half was downloaded on boorus and pixiv.

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>>157617729
..No words, christ, I thought my 270MB was huge.

>>157617666
Begone Satan!

>>157615355
>>>/r/eddit
Fuck off with your dumb meme

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>>157617989

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>>157603843
>>157603816

>>157617558
Darkness has saggy boobs, so Wiz.

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>>157617558
All boobs.

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>>157618321
All of them?

>>157612209
>all 3 of the doujins have anal
good

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5 cute facts about Megumin:

- She's a girl!
- She's an explosive maniac!!
- I love her!!!!!
- Megumin!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>157618476
good facts

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>>157617729
mon homme de couleur

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>>157618583
frère d'origine congoïde

>>157618406
Yes, even the a-cup angels.

>>157618406
>a flattie and a boy
I see no tits.

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>>157618321
>>157619125

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>>157597342

>>157619454
Is this canon?

>>157619454
wew

>>157619551
no

>>157619551
Yep

>>157619551
Maybe

>>157619551
You bet

>>157619551
I don't know.

>>157619551
Can you repeat the question?

>>157616159
Yunyun will do anything if you can convince her that Megumin might compete with her at it.

>>157609042
I love that Rie would and could actually play Megumin in a live-action adaptation.

>>157616159
>racism
>Australia
Elf and dwarf co-workers scene in Alcanretia.

>>157620292
I cant wait her debut in JAV

>>157615018
Yunyun dindu

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>>157620669
Delete this.

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>>157620669

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>>157615728
Tie her up, ballgag her, put her behind a 1-way mirror that she can see through, and have hot romantic sex with Megumin in front of her, talking about the myriad of ways her nubile svelte body is sexier than that "saggy fat cow past her prime."

>>157621077
this

>>157619551
GunTool is always canon.

>>157610314
All I want is navy seal copypasta onto this.

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Why does nobody want to fug Chris

Easily the best one-night-stand girl

>>157621379
But I do.

>>157621379
Chris is friend material.

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>>157621379
>one-night-stand

Don't make me hit you.

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>>157621379
>take off belt
>take off shorts
>take off spats
>take off panties

Seems like a lot of work when I could just push Aqua or Megumin's face into the ground and fuck their brains out

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>Darkness gets off on having her threads hijacked and turned into Megaman/other girls threads

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>>157621077

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>>157621582
>Kazuma bitches and whines about the "problems" his harem of 13/10 semen demons cause him, instead of making them his loyal sex slaves

Imagine how much money he could make turning his mansion into a brothel and selling their bodies

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>>157621582
She loves it.

>>157621998
How is Megumin wearing both the sexiest and cutest dress in this picture?

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I want to hug wiz

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>>157622153
Crimson Demon fashion sense.

>>157619551
They wouldn't call him Guntool if he wasn't cannon.

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What would you get Darkness for her birthday?

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>>157618583
>>157618651
Des maliens, des maliens à perte de vue

>>157622324
dik

>>157622324
fukken saved

>>157621379
I want them all.

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>>157622324
Ok, that really is adorable!

>>157622498
Cutest fucking picture.

>>157622324
Dick in a box

>>157622665
Everyone deserves their own crimson demons!

>>157622153
>>157621998
>Lalatina child dress

>>157623778
No wonder she's so embarrassed...her form is horrible. Keep your back straight Darkness.

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>>157601308
What about this one?

>>157623940
one of the few Megumin doujins I can tolerate

>>157622324
kazuma's birthday is on april?

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>never ever

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>>157623915
Also she is not using full range of motion and her elbows are flaring outwards which puts more pressure on her shoulders than her biceps. Honestly what the fuck is she doing, that said she does have two sandbags attached to her chest.

>>157622231
I want to __be Wiz.

>>157624504
Cute!

>>157597951
>Got the least anal out of all three of them.
ONE, FUCKING, JOB.

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>>157597757
Now you can.
https://www.f-list.net/c/Darknessu

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>>157625607
Anal is a shit fetish.

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>>157603843
>>157603816
>Anon's english instructor
Fate worse than death

>>157625628
What the fuck is this garbage
>bi
>female preference
>nigger ass
>trannies

Darkness might be a pervert masochist but she's not a fucking degenerate tumblrite
GTFO

>>157615018
She's embarrassed by her peoples culture so she never really made friends or took part in the village traditions.
They're known to be powerful mages, and when her eyes start glowing red when she gets excited or nervous it scared the goddamn out of the other adventurers.
She's got the kind of crippling self-doubt and social awkwardness that would make even the average 4chan user look well adjusted, and it's compounded by the fact that she's well aware of it and trying her best but it's still not working.

>>157597951
>The amount of doujins that DON'T feature Darkness getting punished and humiliated, but are instead vanilla shit

What's the point?

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>>157603843

>>157626482
Because sometimes even the biggest masochist needs a little tender love.

>>157626482
Because those things aren't mutually exclusive
Darkness is for marriage!

>>157626614
But there are tender vanilla doujins everywhere. Let the degenerates have their degenerate-bait character, I beg you.

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yall niggas missing the fun

>>157626718
Darkness isnt a degenerate

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>>157626718
She is still a girl.

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>>157626746
Oh, don't worry. We're not missing a thing.

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>>157626482
>seventeen quintillion doujins of Kazuma raping Megumin by the castle
>none with Beldia (justifiably) punishing her instead and manhandling her tiny body instead

What a waste