Weirdest moment in the entire series? Personally, I say Stray Cat. A cat dies, and is resurrected as a flower, that is also a Stand.
>The awkward as fuck bath scene in part 8
Two new chapters from Vento Aureo's The Requiem Plays Quietly have gone up on Batoto. Enjoy.
Also, it's a day too late for this, but happy birthday, Narancia!
Diavolo had heterosexual sex and conceived a child, two men ogled a chicks nipple and one of them scratched her pussy later, and a woman got raped and impregnated by a male stand.
Heavy Weather was the weirdest. It was like third impact where everyone hallucinated they were snails but their hallucinations were so strong they actually were snails.
We're so close to having part 5 fully scanned and re-translated. New fans won't realise the stuff we had to go through.
God I appreciate the typesetting
Russiantranslation hurts my eyes so much,
>New fans won't realise the stuff we had to go through.
Even if you have the alt. language versions like French, I'd still suggest reading the english one.
Although I prefer how certain characters are in French rather than English.
Check the archive.
Повышай уровень интеллекта, чтобы достичь, хотя бы в будущем ,способности понимать смысл литературного текста графической новеллы! А то впервые стало стыдно, что переводил для образованных людей, а тут вылезло это недоразумение и пеняет, что мол невмоготу извилины напрягать. И проверяй свои сообщения, на количество орфографических ошибок. Прими соболезнования и расслабься - опускаться до уровня КРИВЕДКООБРАЗНЫХ никто никогда не будет..
I have literally no idea what to do for /c/, was thinking of moving CKB from /jp/ to /c/ and giving /jp/ something else
Is it correct
>/b/- bohemian rhapsody (random as fuck)
>/co/- Thoth (literal comic book)
>/fa/- Black Sabbath (its fashionable as fuck)
>/pol/- D4C (make america great again)
>/x/- Death 13
>/mu/- In a Silent Way (being a jazz reference, it seems more fitting. That and Echoes could be used elsewhere.)
>/bant/- Echoes (KILL DA HO BEEETCH)
>/hm/- Osiris (he looks like handsome squidward. its uncanny.)
>/a/- A persona from P4.
rest is solid.
>/pol/- D4C (make america great again)
Literal meme suggestion, get out of here. Valentine had approval-ratings of 91%.
And if you're talking about the stand itself, it's attached to Jesus' heart, and whoever possesses the heart would possess the stand, which revolves around self-sacrifice. It's nothing like /pol/ and neither is its user.
Most people associate it with being the stand of the fucking president.
It weaponizes american flags for gods sake.
How much more /pol/ can you get?
Furthermore, how is Osiris remotely /pol/?
Hell if you are going to be a bitch, just make it Speed King because he looks like a jew.
I appreciate the input. I'm going to keep /fit/ and /pol/ as they are though, because
>Highway Star acquires nutrients from his bros to remain fit
>Osiris looks like Pepe and gambles for people's souls
Originally Narancia's height was 170.5 cm
But really, Mista's height is 179 cm
Go to https://www.heroforge.com/ create a Jojo character and post results.
It has to be Heavy Weather. It's not unusual for JoJo to weird me out but Heavy Weather simply confused the fuck out of me.
Honestly, Part 6 as a whole is delirious. That goddamn feng shui fight.
This is Osiris.
It looks like Pepe.
Predict Hato's stand name. Since she is a Higashikata, there will be the word "king" in the name.
[King of the Beach]
First generation Higashikatas have "King" as the first word in the name, so for Norisuke it's "King Nothing".
Second generation Higashikata have "King" as the second word (Walking Heart, Speed King, California King Call, Nut King Call) and third generation have King as the third word (Paper Moon King)
Why is Josuke such a slut?
Wow Narancia's death is actually a lot stronger than I remembered. In the old scans you couldn't even see Giorno crying not to mention the fact that in the newer ones he talks like it's all his fault which feels way more powerful
After someone gets hit with the arrow, all logic goes out the window. The cat died and was revived, that was the arrow's effect on it. I don't know what's so weird about that considering the universe it's in.
Can someone please post the version of this panel that was colored by Araki ?
I've heard people claim "Every source of evil in parts 1-6 can be attributed to Dio in some way"
Is this true? If so, how in each part?
Part 1: It's Dio
Part 2: No connection
Part 3: It's Dio
Part 4: Kira got his Stand via the arrow, which his father got from Enya, who worked under Dio... or something. I'd say no connection honestly
Part 5: More arrow shit, still basically no connection
Part 6: It's Dio's friend (implying) and a homunculus resurrection of Dio fused with said friend
Maybe this is a better pose
Four sons that we know of.
1 is a fine specimen, other 3 are useless idiots.
How it happened? Well, DIO got a little confused and instead of his fangs stuck his dick into them. It was technically Jonathan's dick, but who cares.
There is part in a novel where he talks about it, about finding women who were opposite of his saint mother, and that would somehow make them perfect mothers to his children. Rambling of a madman.
My friend told me the last enemy of part 5 is a corrupted silver chariot and that Diavolo joins the gang, was he fucking with me?
I dont mind spoilers at all.
Also titled "Dio Ruins Everything"
His zombie killed George and made Lisa Lisa become a fugitive, which made Joseph grow up without a mother. Other than that, not much else.
DIO Ruins Everything 2: Egyptian Standaloo
The arrows are kind of his fault since he was the one who gave them to Yoshihiro, and plus him being the cause of Papa Nijimura's disease (and thus Keicho's motivation) indirectly makes him responsible for causing Part 4 to happen.
DIO ('s Friend) Ruins Everything 3: Hebun Edition
As a whole DIO is the grand overarching evil of the series, and the character who's responsible for most of the events that take place in Parts 1-6. But he's not the direct cause of everything, if anything most of what he does affects the series indirectly. We have 2 parts starring him (Parts 1 and 3), one where he is all over the place despite being dead (6), one where Jotaro deals with the fallout of his reign (4) and one where his son is the "protagonist" (5). That only excludes Part 2, and even then he is a part of Joseph's backstory.
>how many sons does Dio have
4 that we know of, probably more.
>And how the fuck did it happen
No one knows for sure. Araki said as much in Part 5 that it's a mystery why DIO would have kids (which means it's a blatant plot device).
He was probably trying to make more minions to serve him, or Joestars to feed upon eventually.
I thought it was common knowledge novels are taken with a grain of salt, hence why I mentioned it as an interesting trivia, without pointing out one should not take it seriously.
He wasn't obsessed with DIO as much as he was shitting himself over getting old and dying, and it just so happens that vampirism that Dio brought to light was the best cure for that.
"Son, sit down and let your aging old papa tell you about the time he got engaged to two buff men in loincloths and wanked it to your grandma bathing."
Here's my attempt at Soft & Wet
Compare him to literally every other villain (except maybe Jobin although it's too early to tell) and he still comes off as the most mundane.
And hand fetishes aren't that weird.
/asp/ is survivor because it's a terrible, small board that is just shitposting and people being angry at each other and also martial arts.
/v/ should obviously be Atum considering it was entirely used to cheat at vidya.
/mlp/ is Made in Heaven, obviously.
/adv/ should clearly be either Cheap Trick or Hey Ya!
It's not normal, it's just the least bizarre, compared to a schizophrenic mob boss who shares a body with his counterpart, a vampire, an aztec god, a priest who knows how to get to heaven and a rapist president.
He didn't have friends, he had minions and one guy that he wanted to use for a specific purpose, but the guy ended up using him. Jonathan was more of a friend than Pucci was.
Wasn't really a NEET either, his job was cult leader. Can't really earn pension, but at what point would an immortal vampire retire anyway.
You mind if I post photos I took this weekend?
Cute. And it's a pretty good cosplay too
They don't care and just want to have fun.
People meme about con orgies all the time, but I wouldn't mind being in one if I got to be surrounded by cute Dio cosplayers.
I was honestly just thinking about that. I wonder how it went
and if anyone showed up to inform them of their shit taste.
I wonder if she'd be willing to step on me if I asked nicely.
Do you think Araki will add a fart stand at some point? I really hope he does
MASTER KARS PLEASE YOU NEED TO STOP CONSUMING RIPPLE USERS
ill post more later
Does anything have the cuminin image from the last event?
>get in the groove
>start getting a beat in your head
>suddenly get a kickass corny power metalXshowa anime mix with obligatory engrish punches and a stupid chant in your head about the SBR abbreviation and ORA turning into RACE
>starts pouring out and you don't have any recording equipment or mics or anything
FUGGGGG I NEED TO SHARE THIS AUTISM HALP PLS
Sono Chi no Kioku is the best opening. Fucking godly visuals and references, fucking godly twist with DIO stopping time in the second ver. It's great how brought back Coda and Tommy, really strengthens the generational lore. Truly it is the best.
Great Days is a very close second, losing only because it had quality frames for TV release and it reuses the same idea that made Sono Chi no Kioku so great (villain uses stand power in the opening). Otherwise it is totally on par with Sono Chi no Kioku, if not cooler with BTD.
Whether or not you like the song is subjective, but you can't deny how perfect OP4 is.
Thanks for pointing it out and triggering me, dickhead.
/vr/ should be Underworld since they are just constantly reliving the same shit.
/vg/ Maybe Sugar Mountain because every general might as well be a bunch of faces in a tree.
Valentine and Kira are fucking amazing villains, Diavolo is intimidating as fuck, Dio had an amazing run in P1 and oddly in P6, though he was much weaker as a character in P3 which makes me rank him so low, Kars had an okay run due to his interactions with Wamu and Esidisi, while Pucci's character never really clicked with me in P6 and I didn't feel he pulled me in at all during his part. I even laughed at him sometimes.
Overall, a nice selection ranging from excellent to meh.
>laughed at pucci but not kira the clown
>been to 3 orgies and 60+ sex parties
>no one even coming close to the majesty and magic of Dio was at any of them
"But you see Jolyne, I forgot to tell you about my brother's secret ability. Through the power of optical illusions in the sunlight, he can make you think that you are snail after you touch an imaginary rainbow that was also an optical illusion."
Where the fuck does Araki get this shit from?
In that situation I was feeling really conflicted, since that's really funny and I could understand how Kira felt, but at the same time Koichi was just lying there about to die.
But anyway, I still say that Pucci didn't have much gravitas, which is my main complaint about him. He also isn't at all intimidating, unlike pretty much all the other villains.
Heavy Weather is by far and away the most bizarre and confusing arc in the entire series.
D4C's first introduction is a close second, but not nearly as bizarre as people "turn into snails because subliminal messages from rainbows I create tell them to."
I had this recommended to me since I listen to a shitload of prog and I found it just plain grating even after multiple attempts to listen to all the albums.
Felt like they had absolutely zero direction or effort across all the albums, was just fucking weird like it had no reason to exist or any sort of passion behind it.
Despite its name, there isn't a lot of moments when I actually thought "WTF" when reading JoJo.
Heavy Weather was one of these moments though, that was the single wierdest moment in the series by far.
Actual black Abdul, actual Asian dude Kakyoin, part 4 Joseph and foreground Jotaro are the best from this photo.
I wish I could see that Jotaro's shoes, shirt, belts and chain so I could properly judge him, though, but from what I can see in this pic that's the best Jotaro cosplay I've ever seen.
I'd totally hatefuck him while he RP's as Jotaro.
i've got the whole gallery from 2016, be more specific
In the song it's written as 運命, pronounced "unmei", meaning "fate" or "destiny". "Sadame" is, apparently, a really obscure archaic way of pronouncing it, but there's also the word 定め, which in the present is in fact pronounced "sadame", one of its meanings being "destiny", but isn't used nearly as much as 運命 "unmei" in that context.
In short, the "Sadame" in the song is a cool archaic way of saying "destiny" or "fate".
So, the song's title is "The destiny/fate of that blood" or "That blood's destiny", more or less.
It's sort of that style.
Think something with this level of tempo.
But with these sort of chords and octaves.
Anyway, it's too big for a post here, so incoming google translated Romanji and Engrishing
Yes. He's the biggest madman after Pucci.
>chords and octaves
I said I'm not a musician, I don't fully understand
it hurts liking power metal like this, but I think I get it, thanks
Does anyone have the photo with this Will looking at a budget Will cosplay with a look on his face?
It's because he's only but a frail machine with firepower.
>Where the fuck does Araki get this shit from?
I'd have to say the bit where the President of the United States is prevented from raping a teenage girl because she spontaneously becomes pregnant with the mummified head of Jesus Christ (who was hiding in the Chimney)
that girl joseph looks like a furry
Stray Cat is kind of a precursor to other Stands we see in later parts:
Silver Chariot Requiem
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
Stands that continue to persist after the death of the User or are even activated by it.
Maybe not the half that are shitposters/australian, but there are many true believers there. It's just become so infested over time that they are a tiny minority compared to the shills and those who are just there to laugh now.
The only things in this picture I find appealing is that qt ACDC in the back. Everyone else is foul.
This one is good. Very nice.
These two look dope.
All of the Josukes look tragic.
That Enya looks good too.
That fit Joseph and old Joseph with Shizuoka look pretty cool. I liked the old Tequila Joseph that's somewhere in the pictures as well.
Tall Kira, girl Kira, and Asian Kira look very gureato.
The Jojolion trio look alright, even Joshu.
I also liked black girl Avdol and Lucy.