What are some stupid things you do because of anime? I

I say "tch" when I'm upset.

>>157513284
I sing ops and eds when I don't think anyone is listening.

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I rub my neck
I scratch my the side of my head

say itedakimasu before I eat

I trip and fall over girls, landing with my face in their panties and my hands on their boobs.
It's really annoying.

I use my pinky to pick my nose and ear

>>157513284
Every time the girl who sits in the next cubical over calls my name to ask a question I answer back "Yes, I'm [anon]".

>>157516598
How is that anime inspired?

>>157517247
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YPSg5az635I

>>157515573
That's just common sense

>>157513284
Raising one hand and saying a short "yo" as greeting.

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>>157513639
>>157513364
These, and I've added nani, yamero, etc. to my daily vocab.

I used to do the naruto run back when I was around 8, because I marathoned a shitload of Inuyasha with my sister and thought it was the dopest shit. I'm eternally grateful for the bullying I got that made me kick the habit

>>157517428
Oh. That's kind of funny.

>>157513284
>ever killing spiders in the first place
What kind of awful person taught you to do so?

>>157517612
The worst part? She fucking LOVES Fairy Tail and SAO. It's her goddamn phones lockscreen and background.

>>157513284
Goddam you too?
I also crack my knuckles one at a time.

>>157517535
others use their pinky to clean their ears
for everyone else, they use cotton buds

>>157517630
This. Spiders are not only cute but useful as well.

When someone tells me something strange, I look up at the sky and say "EHHHHHHHHHHH?"

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>>157520458
>cottom buds to clean ears

I do that little head tilt whenever i am confused. that and i now have a tendency to do the yeahyeah/haihai/araara thing.

>>157513284
I use my middle finger to correct the position of my sun glasses.

>>157513284
Why would anyone kill a spider? spiders are bros.

Everything else in this thread, in addition to various vocal noises and cracking my neck. Pretty much every common anime trope. I've also perfected that seemingly impossible edgy smile.

i crack my knuckles and say nani a lot, also nanda kore.

>>157513284
I learned how to cook a bunch of Japanese food.
It tastes great, but it takes too long to prepare (ie, croquettes, okonomiyaki).

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>all these anons that are nice to spiders

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>>157521439
>>157513284
hurting spiders means hurting rachnee, i can't do that

>>157517630
>>157520875
Fucking spider sympathizers.

What would you do if you needed to take a shower but a big spider was chilling inside of your tub?

>>157521158
I also do this and I sometimes worry that passersby will think I'm flipping them off

>>157513284
I've started bowing slightly, I tried to stop at first but now I just do it anyway. It's more like a nod of the head than anything else.

>>157521782
Politely ask it to leave

>>157521714
But spiders are useful to humans you fuckwit. Do you just kill everything you find ugly?

>>157521782
Gently take it out my bathroom with a cup and paper.

>>157521782
Offer to wash it's back.

>>157513284
I do jojo-esque poses on a regular basis

I used to scratch my head and say "yo" has greetings. After seeing a guy saying "sank you", I started to kick the habit because I noticed how cringy one sounds.

Also this
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>>157513284
>>157520875
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>>157521439
>>157521633
*Blocks your path*

>>157522036
*play didgeridoo*

>>157521985
Pretty sure "yo" is generally accepted as a western word actually.

>>157521782
apologize and leave until it's done

>>157521782
Turn the water on and wait for it to drown

>>157521782
Suck her(male) dick.

>>157522268
*rub legs*

>>157522075
I think so too, but english isn't my country's main language so it might have sounded weird.

>>157522371
So introduce the word to your language. Come on, don't be a little faggot about it.

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>>157513284
Fuck spiders.

>>157522436
I agree, fucking spiders is great.

>>157521782
Burn down the house. It's no good anymore.

>>157522387
It's not that, it just isn't used as a greeting expression. It might have been unusual, but it's not like people would stare at me for saying it.

Anti-spider-fags are normalfags.

>>157513364
My mother does this without having ever watched anime so I picked up that habit in my childhood.

>>157522693
Your mom is an anime character.

I adjust my glasses more often than needed in an hilariously elaborate fashion.

k, exaggerated a little, but still...

I do the shaft head tilt.

I adjust my glasses and use "un~" a lot.

>>157522788
Anon should look out for her before she dies go give him a tragic backstory

>>157522891
MC gets embarrassed arround girls because his mother raped him during his pre teeenager years...?

>>157521874
Anyone who doesn't do this is a barbarian.

>>157522036
What's funny about these guys is they look almost identical to small huntsman spiders, which are about as harmless as they come.
Either way, my answer is to move it outside and go about my business.

>>157513639
Why

>>157517591
You must make everyone around you cringe to fucking death holy shit. Time to stop doing that if you don't want people thinking you're an idiot.

I've never added shit from anime to what I do, because talking like an anime character is equivalent to getting your talking points from soap operas.

The most anime thing I ever did was when a girl who had a crush on me told me bye and to be careful as I walked away from her, I just slightly raised my hand without turning back or saying a word. I felt so cool.

>>157523439
>Waving your hand while walking away
I know right?

>>157523439
Cringe

>>157522516
Did you know that when you get bitten by a spider you gain the powers of a spider AND Venom-chan gives you free trip to the hospital?

>>157523439
I cringe even seeing this in anime, I can't imagine how retarded you must have looked.

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>>157523545

Yeah but she thought I was cool and mysterious because I did the whole aloof anime protag routine.

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I adjust my glasses like pic related
Made my family not wear shoes while indoors

>>157523688
The glasses thing is subtle enough to get away with and the shoe thing is very reasonable, people really shouldn't wear shoes indoors.

>>157523439
A guy did that to me once. If you do it right it's not that unnatural looking.

>>157523805
>>157523688
Yeah, the glasses thing can be overlooked, but wearing shoes indoors, as an european, it's perfectly acceptable.

I often fall face first against women's breasts and sometimes we fall all over each other and she ends up with her butt in my face

>>157517630
>>157520875
Fucking spiders ruining my board. Don't you have some flies to eat?

I crack my fingers with my thumb like those autists from Tokyo Ghoul but in my defense I've been cracking my fingers since I was a kid and simply never thought to do it that way before. Still more effective to pinch your finger at the base of your hand with your other hand while pushing up and down. If someone says bye to me while I already started to walk away I'll just wave to them as if they were in front of me or twist my forearm around to do it that way.

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The most anime thing I have ever done is having sex with my little sister's best friend.

>>157524785
>nbr
get you weak shit outa here

>>157520875
I love spiders too. I had a recent ant problem and managed to get rid of them all, I went to check on the spider in my bathroom and found a pile of dead ants near it's web, motherfucker was helping out.

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>>157513284
Come on dude, not killing them should be the standard unless you live in Australia or some shit like that, and even then they probably have other venomous critters to worry about enough to care about a spider. It's not like we're doing you any harm and in fact are helping you.

As for the question, pic related and some japanese words justified only due to studying japanese. Saying "tadaima" in a slovenly and lazy fashion is customary whenever I get to a place where my mother is though. Always got a free pass for that due to the "ma" at the end which she took as if I was calling for her.

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>>157513284
hang out around elementary schools trying to make friends with little girls

>>157513616

I think this is just a human thing.

>>157513284
I refuse to eat squids de geso.

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>>157524943
Fucking this, we had a moth infestation in our house from some old grain most of year ago, the little house spiders did some damn fine work in cutting down their numbers so we could find the source. I would catch the moths without killing them and toss them into the spider's webs as payment for their service.

I'm not a spider

>>157522479

Yeah, just do it. I don't even know wtf "Yo" is in english, but it works I guess.


It's about time we have a universalized "sup" anyways.

>>157513284
Fapping instead of doing better things with my time.

>>157525213
>I'm not a spider
Hmm

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>>157525213
>I'm not a spider
That's exactly what a spider would say.

>>157513284
Watching more anime

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>>157513284
I ALWAYS kill spiders.

>>157513284
The only dance I know is the roper dance, it's not actually a great party trick
as for idle habits I guess I rotate my shoulder joint more than necessary, but I started doing that after I fractured it, which was before I was really into anime

>>157513284
I put raw egg on my rice.
I greet friends by saying "yo".
I eat large ramen cups, even if they aren't very good.

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>>157521782
>Take one of these fuckers from the kitchen
>Cook spider
>Turn on water

>>157513284
i make the neck poses like in monogatari. good thing i don't talk to people very often so my behavior is minimized

>>157523595
Yes

i forgot how autismal /a/ was, none of these are even remotely acceptable

i adjust my glasses like a weeb though

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>>157525213

i bow instead of shaking hands

>>157513284
I answer calls with moshi moshi.
Only on a few people, but it's just unconscious now.
Thank god for caller ID.

>>157525291
Are you a spider?

>>157513284
Picked up the knuckle crack thing from Jason in Tokyo Ghoul, it's a great way to crack your knuckles and looks kinda cool.

>>157527703
Who asked if normalfags accepted it? I act on the assumption everything I do is repulsive, so I sop caring what the specific repulsiveness is.

>>157513284
Recently I picked up the yareyare that I dropped from Kyon back up with added da ze because of Jojo.
I also started doing Haruhi's facepalm from the "asobou" part of the Hare Hare Yukai because of Yohane.
Neck rub/scratching back of head got added years ago because Kingdom Hearts but that doesn't count as anime I guess
Picked up "yo" as a greeting
Probably the worst is that hearing a strange noise outside at 2 AM makes me say in the nicest voice that I can make happen, "Dare? Dare desu ka? Daijoubu da yo, koko ni iku." Pretty sure I have something wrong in translation there... also I'm gonna get myself shot by an intruder one day instead of the interesting conversation about their story I want to have and why they're breaking into people's backyards.
If I'm being dramatic I tend to switch to a low voice.
Gary Oak taught me to raise one hand while walking away to wave bye.
If I can help it I'll usually avoid wearing shoes in my room. However, I'm too lazy at sweeping etc to actually make it worth it, so I give up.
Using Japanese "ne" at the end of sentences instead of Leaf "eh"
Yuki Nagato says sou. I say sou.
Bad habit of making HAA attacking noises or even saying HAMON lately because lungs continue to overproduce mucus after a bout of pneumonia and so it feels like something's happening when I clear it out
Knowing the Hare Hare Yukai and Snow Halation dance and subtly adding parts of it to regular dancing
Nodding/slight bowing as acknowledgement or a passing thank you to strangers
>>157521979
same because im in the middle of it
>>157523616
nice work itsuki koizumi

>>157517630
Australians. Enough said.
Personally I keep daddy long legs in my room though, they're my defense network against mosquitoes, my mortal enemy.
>>157521782
I've saved the above spiders on multiple occasions. Anything else dies. The less things that try to bite me in my sleep, the better.

I regularly use "nani", "yamero" and other japanese words. In high school I tried to get a gf buy running to school with a bread in my mouth. Didn't work.

>>157528589
I got 10 gfs like that. Don't give up anon, keep trying.

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>>157521247
No, you haven't.
>>157521808
Likewise, I bow slightly (basically head nodding) when briefly interacting with people.
I also thank my dad for the food at the end of every shared meal (in English, let's not get crazy).
Honestly they're habits I decided to maintain when I noticed them because they come off as polite.
The most cringe habit picked up in high school was tapping index fingers together like goddamn pic related when uncertain. My mother noticed and teased me about it, probably because she's a good mom.

does the gendo pose counts?