Condoms

>not G-cup chan

Trash.

Jesus fuck, does she even know the MC's size? I'm not sure who I want to win anymore.

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>>157445621
Wat. Wasn't she hardcore anti-lewd? Of course there were signs of her being a little unhinged, but I figured yandere tendencies. What happened in the untranslated chapters?

Not like she'd ever put them to use.
Unless this turns into Akisora/Uwakoi at least.

>>157445639
>going for the 0.01

What a whore.

What is a condom like? I've never handled one.

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>>157445621
Premarital sex is forbidden, my grandparents say so!

>>157446483
Like a balloon but a more slippery.

>>157445621
wait, didn't MC drop her?

>>157446513
Nope.
MC holds her hand while dating, and then you see what F-cup chan is doing.

>>157445639
>0.01
Wow, what a fucking slut

How far behind are the translations?

>>157446780
This is a blue board.

Does bigger number mean better?

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>>157446780
Jesus fuck, anon. Spoiler that shit.

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>>157446813
Miss F-cup is watching you!

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>>157445639
What does it feel like to buy a condom? Does the store clerk give you weird glances?

>>157446483
I found a condom in the dustbin in my parents bedroom when i was 15. I even put it on, it was pretty slippery since there was some goo in it
I hope i get to use one on a girl i hope 3D girls can satisfy me

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>>157445621

>yfw she inevitably rapes MC

>>157446874
Please kill yourself.

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>>157446862
And we all know that new waifu means new yandere shit.

post imgur gallery link OP

>>157446874
They don't unless you really really act up like a clueless virgin. Just buy it natural as you would a box of gum and you won't even get more than a standard business talk from them.

>>157446874
>What does it feel like to buy a condom?
Same as buying anything else, just type in the card details and wait 2 days.

>>157446938
thats totally gonna be a boy

>>157446831
After a quick question to google-sensei, I think it's safe to inform you that she bought the THINNEST possible condoms. Probably so she can feel his dick better, or because they're more likely to break during intercourse. I'm trying to figure out which one though.

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>>157446874
>I found a condom in the dustbin in my parents bedroom when i was 15. I even put it on, it was pretty slippery since there was some goo in it

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Wait, so did Satsuki lose?

>>157446874
Please be bait.

>>157446938
Please not. This series is perfectly fine with the love triangle.

>>157446959
>standard business talk from them.

Do Americans really do this?

>>157446986
It's not a trap.
You may see the right bottom of this page, it says that 'This Kouhai girl is going to destroy F-cup chan's "wonderful life".'

>>157447042
He fucked his father's spermatozoids, how fucked up is that?

How far behind are translations and what's Satsuki doing?

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>>157446874
>this guy

>>157446993
What's the point of a thin condom if it's near useless? Another excuse for women when there's suddenly something in the oven?

What is this manga?

>>157446977
Dubs of truth.

>>157447218
About 2 chapters I suppose.

Satsuki is generally doing nothing to avoid destroying Nao-kun's happiness.

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>>157445639
>I'm a 26 year-old dude, yet there are teenage girls that know more about condoms and their sizing than me
I wouldn't even know how to put one on

>>157447265
For people who like risks but not certain death, I guess.

>>157447157
In American stores, the staff have to ask you if you need assistance if you come within 6 feet of them, it's a fucking minefield to avoid.

>>157445887
Size doesn't actually mean diddly shit with condoms. They stretch. The size thing is just to make you feel like a big man.

>>157446874

> What does it feel like to buy a condom?

Embarrassing as fuck. You just know in their minds they're thinking "who the fuck is this lonely creep trying to fool? I bet he's going back to masturbate with them or something".

>>157446993
>needing to ask google-sensei what usugata means
watch more anime, my dude.

>>157447323
Then make the woman put it on you the first time, remember to take notes.

>>157447323
don't worry man, I'm 29 and I still don't know

and I've got a date this sunday and I hope she doesn't want to fuck on the first date

>>157447265
Thinner condoms feel better.

>>157447358
actually "bigger" condoms have more girth. the standard size is for standard girth, so they dont slip off. they need to be snug, if youre girthy the standard size is going to squeeze your dick too much and be uncomfortable.

>>157447371
Jesus are you serious? lmao just be normal

Great thread.

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>>157447380
I don't usually watch stuff where they ever use that term, anon.

>>157447485

I'm dead serious. Every time I plan to buy condoms to fuck hookers with the entire thing is an Odyssey. It's even worse when they're out of reach behind the counter and you have to ask the clerk to get them for you. "Which ones do you want, senpai?" "J-jjust give m-m-me the cheapest ones."

Holy shit I broke in cold sweat just remembering that.

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>>157446874
>I found a condom in the dustbin in my parents bedroom when i was 15. I even put it on, it was pretty slippery since there was some goo in it
Son you got AIDS

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>>157446874
DEAD OR DIE


You're an embarassment to all the autist virgins out there. Atleast have the know how to use google on how a condom feels. I personally don't know myself, but I would imagine its like buying alcohol. Instead of carding you, they simply look at your face to verify who you are.

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>>157446874
i just use self-service when i can, giving it to store clerk does feel awkward but it gets better the more times you buy them

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Imouto got rekt

>>157447571
I don't even give a shit what they think of me, I just want to buy and get it over with. You shouldn't care about it too much.

>>157445621
She has no chance of winning

>>157447590

>got it from his parents bedroom

He had the AIDS well before this incident.

>>157447335
They start eyeing you even when you're still outside the store
I still don't know if they think that everyone is a retard that don't know what they want, or what

>>157447540
But 薄い is a super common adjective and 型 is a super common word(?)/suffix(?) ... like when they talk about their blood types, which is fairly often.
>B型H系

>>157446483
like a bag of sand

>>157447911
You stick your dick in sand?

Get PO box. Get gift cards. Buy online. Show up in trench coat and sunglasses to pick everything up.

>>157447931
I don't use them. Don't mind if I get a daughteru.

>>157445639
well shit, I didn't expect that development

>>157448055
I suspect most of the discussion here is academic; acquiring condoms isn't difficult by any means, but I doubt there's much point to doing so. Can't speak for everyone but as a tool for inseminating females my dick at least is purely vestigial.

>>157446780
>hand holding
jesus christ, too lewd

So, what's the manga? I've reverse search each scan, and only found those two Chinks page, and I can't figure out the title from all the gibberish.

https://webptt.com/cn.aspx?n=bbs/C_Chat/M.1495159198.A.115.html
https://www.ptt.cc/bbs/C_Chat/M.1495159198.A.115.html

>>157448387
I found it, it's not that great, don't bother.
Let's talk about sex instead!

>>157448387
Watari-kun no ×× ga Houkai Sunzen
Come to think about it, as per the title, what is xx, and why is it about to be destroyed? By who?

>>157447335
Weird, cause most of the time in my state they'll ignore you unless you obviously look like you need help.

>>157448439
I don't know what talk about. All I know come from doujin.

>>157448477
Thanks.

>>157447042
I would gladly brutalize everyone in this thread, and first of all myself, if I knew it would make Saki smile.

>>157446780
MODS

>>157445621
Why would a yandere buy condoms?

>>157445621
post link to the scanlations

>>157445621
Where are those raws?

>>157449517
To put pins in to lure the man into a false sense of security.

>>157447571
Yeah I know that feel.
You go to that mexican looking clerk, ask him about prophylactics in a low voice and he starts yelling that "Yeah, we got rubber" with a shitty accent.
After that he ask you a whole questionnaire about what kind of condom you want like size, material, flavor and other shit like that yelling each your preference loud enough to catch the attention of other people.
By the time you done you can hear whispers: "What a pervert"

>>157449517
To poke holes in them.

>>157447571

Just go to a 7-11 or an Oxxo and ask for them by casually pointing, saying the brand and the box color.

Or internet in the worst case.

Read Hatsukoi. You get to the first H-scene with a heroine and the MC remembers he doesn't have condoms. Then they go together to buy them. Fucking amazing.

No Satsuki in whole chapter?

>>157447626
Why is every love interest in this manga threatening the poor little sister?

>>157450262
If you want to get the boy, you have to remove the imouto.

>>157450262
She just introduced herself and asked her to play with her the whole day. How is that threatening?

>>157445621
>>157445639
so she is going to make the MC fuck her?

>>157450508
>playing w/ a yandere
>not threatening
I pray for your safety, anon.

>>157446874
It's way more embarrassing standing at the condom section like >>157445639 trying to figure out which kind you're going to get than it actually is to bring it to the cash and pay for it.

>>157446548
That insecurity. Something bad is growing inside her.

>>157448538
You got it good, the more liberal states are terrible with everyone pretending to love you

>>157446993
Condoms can be as thick as you want.

Latex easily breaks with a spoonful of olive oil.

>>157447423
I'm 56 and here's a tip. Read the instructions. They should be on the box.

>>157450515
idk not sure maybe they want to play with it or something, fill it up with water and throw it on each other

makina?

Where's best girl, though?

Please translations when? Stuck at chapter 24 for like a month.

>>157447609
condoms aren't age restricted you fucking virgin

>>157445639
I still don't get why the girl is the one who buys the condom. Is it a custom there in Japan?

>>157446874
I've done it plenty of times but its still very fucking embarrassing.
I never buy them at any places that I regular.

>>157453792
She's crazy.
Really crazy

>>157453792
A lot of girls actually do because they don't want to hear any bullshit from a guy about how he doesn't have one so he'll just pull out.

>>157445639
>implying 0.01m makes a lick of difference
does it even exist tho fetherlite is 0.05

>>157445621
>>157445639
But anime girls can't get pregnant unless they go to mexico.

>>157454079
*unless they have adulterous sex with faceless overweight men

>>157454047
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=0.01+mm+condom

>>157450515
The story is clearly hinting at the MC loving the other girl plus first girl bullshit, so he'll probably back out.

>>157446780
wait didnt he reject her?

>>157453481
>instead of carding you
Did you even fucking read it you fucking retard.

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yandere?

>>157458616
Satsuki is the only one who's not yandere.

>>157458767
she looks like one but she's really just a typical tsundere.

>>157446874

I scream, cry, run to the selfcheck out, still bawling while blood pours out my asshole, spaghetti dinner spilling from every orifice (uncooked) and i buy em and run out then wake up dead

>Scanlator is intentionally translating chapters that are one or two chapters behind the latest one
For what purpose?

>>157446780
link raw?

>>157458616
After 20 chapters of basically nothing, all we've learned is that there aren't any yanderes at all. There are only a bunch of faggots who refuse to talk to anyone and prefer acting mysterious and tortured instead.

>>157459660
I'm curious as to why this happens in general, there has to be a reason, a lot of groups do it.

>>157446780
Link anon, pls

>>157445621
She really wants the mc's D.

>>157459660
>>Scanlator is intentionally translating chapters that are one or two chapters behind the latest one
>For what purpose?

The chapter-numbers are off by 3 since it restarted.

Chapter 24 = Chapter 21 or something.

>>157459660
So they still have something to do when the author skips a release.

>>157461033
Volume chapter renumbering happens sometimes.

Chapters get rolled into other ones.

Scanlation groups also might decide on different numbering schemes if there is none provided.

Chapters that have the same number happen too.

>Still don't know the name of this manga

>>157462432
read the thread you fucking idiot use your eyes not your mouth

>>157445621
>that satisfied look in her face

She'll probably gonna rape MC, but MC gonna go all white Knight on her ass. That, or he's never get a boner, which will really make her contemplate suicide

>>157445621
but isn't she type of girl that would insist MC raw dog it, and then leg lock to be sure? what kind of proper yandere buys rubbers?

>>157462432
Boku no Pico

>>157462628
Was it that hard, anon? He's probably trying to get you triggered

>>157458338
>look at your face to verify who you are
do you have some sort of terminal brain damage you incredible cock goblin?

>>157463016
>Is the translation team decent?
Reminds me of when I read Suzuka. Half of the translation was piss-poor for a while.

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>>157446780

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Left or right?

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>>157446874
One morning I picked up a condom I found by my car because I thought it was mine. By the time I made it to the complex's trashcan I remembered that I was a virgin.
My immune system got fucked and was sick for weeks, supposedly I could've died. Didn't catch anything permanent though.

Are we all cheering for the garden wrecker?

>>157463456
jesus christ did you lick the inside or something how do you catch aids just from picking it up

>>157463479
After all this stupid shit I'm cheering for the girls to fuck off, the MC to get more self-confident and adaptable, and for the family (sister/aunt/MC) to just enjoy simple gardening together. Either advance the fucking plot and talk to each other or just turn it into a slice of life family manga. This half-ass shit is ridiculous.

>>157463538
I was inside my car the entire time, the front area had already been contaminated by the time I went back inside to wash my hands. Not even scrubbing my car with sanitizer could save me from my mistake.

The only time I've touched a condom was when my puppy picked up a used one while we were out walking and I had to get it away from him.

>>157463780
>contaminated by a used condom
The fuck you've been smoking, /a/non?

>>157446874
Costco sells condoms in big boxes. Nobody bats an eye because Costco cashiers just want you to get the fuck out of the store asap.

Most of /a/ uses tissues though because latex allergies exist and certain porn stars have mentioned they developed latex allergy from using condoms so much.

But you know who gets latex allergy at higher rates than porn stars. The medical profession.

Yeah, you heard me. All those glove wearing eventually can cause allergies to develop.

So yeah, in my opinion, rather than risk allergy, just use tissues instead.

>>157451612
>>157447380
>>157446993
>>157446831
I wonder if we will ever see manga or hentai mention female condoms.

They supposedly are more effective since they cover greater surface area.

>>157463843
I absentmindedly picked it up and dropped in the passenger seat. I then changed the radio station, turned the steering wheel, etc. My hands were everywhere.

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>>157446780
L-lewd....

>>157463456
This is not how it works.

F-Cup chan is the best.

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>>157446780
my virgin eyes!

>>157464211
>F-cup chan is the breast
FTFY

>>157464121
I don't know what to tell you, I guess it's possible I missed a spot when cleaning.

RAW where? Not on Senmanga

>>157463456
This story makes no sense to me. Please tell me I'm not the only one.

>>157446874
jesus christ

>>157446938
Can I get the quick rundown on this whore?

>>157464617
It's just a germaphobe who thinks correlation implies causation.

>>157445621
Someone dump the whole chapter

Are we finally getting the yandere action I was promised so long ago?

>>157445639
anyone have more like this?

>>157464617
>Walk to car
>Notice condom
>Pick it up without thinking
>Throw it in passengers seat
>Get ready to throw it away into the complex's dumpster when I drive by it
>Realize it's not my condom
>Re-park in parking spot
>Go back home to wash my hands
>Clean inside of car as best as I can
>Become ill for 5 weeks starting the next day

>>157445639
>0.01
So her plan is to make sure MC "accidentally" cum inside her because broken condom.

>>157446438
What does it mean?

>>157470503
>>157470352
>0.01
what the fuck is this mean?

>>157449753
I'm too autistic for that shit. I can't even buy a bottle of beer at the supernarket without getting nervous as fuck. I'd probably die of embarassment if I had to buy a pack of condoms over at my local convenience store.
Then again, it's not like I'll ever get to use one.

>>157470503
>>157470770
Are you retarded?

>>157470770
I'm guessing that's the thickness of the condom's rubber membrane.
Dunno what the 0.01 corresponds to though. Centimeters?

>>157471334
>Americans

>>157471496
Ausfag actually. It's more that I'm ignorant about condom thickness.
I'd assume they'd be gauged in millimeters but 0.01 mm sounds retardedly thin. 0.01cm would be 1/10th of a mm which sounds slightly more accurate. Hell, it could be meters but by comparison I don't think you'd feel anything through a 3mm-thick johnny.

>>157471865
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=0.01+condom

>>157445621
translations and typesetting when

>>157463880
>implying gloves are still latex and not nitrile

I couldn't keep reading this series because I can't take "she ruined the garden" as a sufficient trauma. I see pages posted and I want to read but the whole thing just feels flat.

>>157463880
Tissue condoms?

>>157447358
You clearly haven't tried an Asian durex. It's too small for even micro virgin dicks

>>157446780
>>157445639
>>157445621
I thought he rejected her what happened?

>>157474599
that's because they are manlets

>>157473707
He couldn't care less about the garden.

He is pissed that she just vanished without a trace.

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>>157450262
>Brother has a sister complex
>Remove the sister, and he'll attach himself to someone else

>>157464282
>my virgin eyes!
Can I pop their virginity?

wtf is going on? I thought he rejected her. Now she's buying condomns???

What thirst.