Why does /a/ worship cowtits so fucking much?
Proof of femininity. You look at a chest and see cowtits, you know it's a girl. You look at a flat chest and you can't make the same assertion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcrxNBlqrbM
>>157398796
>You look at a chest and see cowtits, you know it's a girl.
Not in this day and age anon.
>>157398733
Hopes and dreams.
http://www.strawpoll.me/12997587/
>>157400076
maybe
>>157400076
I don't know
>>157398733
Hopes and dreams.
>>157400076
Please don't bring politics into this
I didn't up until I discovered oppai loli, but that's mostly because I love loli and anything you do with them seems to come out pretty well.
>>157398733
That's not even cowtits. Those are perfections.
Your old lass's lungs are yesterday's news. The rhino's rumpus. Todays whizz bang wains are kiffing piggy pins, doozie donks, and some feens take even to Aunt Yolanda's anaconda (fags more like)
>>157398733
Is that Sena?
Her tits are perfect
>>157401440
"filthy animeonly faggot"
>>157401440
I say spoiler 3DPD, Andyes
>>157398733
>no sag
>not spilling horizontally over the torso
>perfectly contained by shirt
that's not even cowtits
>suck tits
>delicious milk comes out
>suck ass
>shit comes out
This is just an excuse to post tits.
>>157401793
SHHHHHH!
How big is too big?
>>157401909
Your pic is barely past theflat phase.
>>157398796
You are like a little baby;
>>157401832
>>157402048
>cowtits
>blonde
The most boring shit taste.
roll.
>>157402109
>>157398733
The only degenerate taste when it comes to tits is when they get bigger than the head or are flatter than a washboard. Everything in between is perfection.
I traded my sanity for a cute tulpa. Now I not only have someone to talk to anime I like about, but I can also take advantage of her huge tits byputting my head between them when I get depressed.
>>157402191
>tfw no smug gyaru cowtitted onee san to bully your penis with her breasts
>>157398733
better question: why don't you?
>>157402448
>tulpa
Technically you still sane.
Who /Kanokon/ here?
>>157398733
They feel so fucking nice to touch.
>>157401793
Tits>ass
>>157402191
White hair > Blonde
What's wrong with liking them big?
>>157404046
The manga was top-tier fap material
Good fucking lord that booby pillow
>>157402048
I desperately want the use of her uterus.
>>157402109
What are you, gay?
>>157404406
Nothing my dude
Big is good.
Big?
>>157402802
There is a loud contingent of anons who prefer bodies with flat chests and dicks over bodies with breasts and the absence of dicks. Yet they insist they are not faggots as it is typical of their clade to muddle language. The counter is to simply give them a new name to insult them with so they know it is they who we denigrate, so I now call them diddlers.
>>157404406
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What's your ideal size range?
>>157404957
that steamy breast pussy would feel like heaven on your dick
>>157405017
Handful to Eiken limit.
>>157405017
perfect semisphere
Boing boing.
>>157402080
>>157405017
On the "small" end, Hotaru (her tits are big but not massive).
Ideal size, Galko.
Maximum size is definitely Ryotas.
>>157405515
Boing is so pleasant. That's why flat chests can't compete.
>>157405017
My waifus
Been meaning to ask, which do you all prefer, realistic flesh slapping sounds like in Manyuu or Maken-Ki, or cartoonier, going sounds like Maud Dragon or Abenobashi?
>>157407074
Boing, not going
>>157407074
Depends on context.
>>157402313
There is nothing wrong with tits being even two or three times the size of the woman's head. But once they go past a woman's stomach/covering the navel, then its too large.
>>157402006
That's a beautiful woman you cis scum.
>>157398733
>>157398796
Eh, worship what you wanna worship.
>>157400076
>>157400103
>>157400160
Can you repeat the question?
>>157407074
Maken-Ki ova 2 had that undressing scene, that was nice. Sometimes I wish hentai did things like that, instead of the canned voiceovers.
>>157408377
Okay.
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>>157401909
for me too big is when they're 2x bigger than their head.
>>157401909
When they immobilize her. If she can't fit through a car door without assistance, to be specific.
TITTYFUCK
They turn me on.
>Obsessed with titty sucking
>Feel a bit repulsed by the idea of lactation
Am I the only one?
>>157409832
Nope.
>>157409832
>Feel a bit repulsed by the idea of lactation
>Am I the only one?
Yes, you are. Literally what's the fucking point if you aren't turned on by lactation, it's like the best fetishjust don't let your mom find out about it or she will NEVER stop teasing you about it.
It's all about the feet for me!
Liking cowtits isn't a problem. It's when people are stupid enough to believe that that's the only thing a female character needs (and not an actual personality and development) that's when it's an issue.
>>157409832
I wouldn't say obsessed, but I'm roughly the same way. I like breast play and sucking but lactation is a turn-off.
>>157410193
>spoiler
Storytime?
>>157410282
Large breasts are always a welcome improvement, but there are definitely more important features.
For instance intelligent women in my opinion are almost universally more attractive than women of average intellect.
>>157401793
Anna had very good plot.
>>157400076
>http://www.strawpoll.me/12997587/
Didn't expect something this when I woke up today.
>>157404910
sauce please
>>157412548
>>157409832
>>157402191
>>157401844
Anyone here has a fetish for clothed sex with big boobied girls? Cleavage and nipples covered. It's such a turn on for me but it's a shame there's no convenient tag for it. Exhentai doesn't even have a "clothed sex" tag.
>>157414337
>>157414033
I like both, but clothed sex is always more interesting, especially if you want to rip the clothes off and go full aggressor.
>>157398733
Because tits are literally a white mans fetish.
>>157414979
Japs seem to love them as well.
>>157415150
Japs are honorary whites anon
>>157414979
And ass is a black man'sand faggot'sfetish.
>>157398733
I like tits of all sizes.
>>157417633
Moms und Panzer anime when?
>>157398733
even you wanted something once in your time, what you will never get
>>157414033
having actuall sex would be enough for me
Where the fuck is my girl Chifusa in this thread?
>>157398796
>you look at a chest and see cowtits, you know it's a girl
yes,of course
>>157419435
James was always girlier than Misty
>>157412268
my nigga
>>157414033
Yeah, but with areolas peeking out too.
>>157419435
>you will never receive double paizuri from Jessie and James
>>157412268
What about an intelligent woman with large breasts?
>>157419750
I was pretty mad that we got so little of her since she was the only reason I watched that show.
>>157419826
Same. They killed her off or something, right? I hardly remember. It's been 30 years since brown girls have been introduced as main characters, and they're still considered jokes.
>>157398733
Proof of superiority and absolute strength.
>>157401969
This nigga gets it.
>>157419921
She faked her own death and went into hiding because governments were targetting her.
>>157419921
It seemed that she was killed but in the last ep it turned out it was planned by her. It still meant that she didn't appear for about 11 eps.
It's not going to happen, so why not imagine going for broke?
dreaming is free
>>157419666
>mfw
>>157419666
>you will never blast off at the speed of light on James' face
Life is cruel
>>157419941
size?
>>157398733
/a/ has great taste
>>157407462
>There is nothing wrong with tits being even two or three times the size of the woman's head
Nah, that's disgusting. The head is the limit.
>>157410193
Please go into detail anon
>>157421571
Get out gay.
>>157421744
After you, degenerate.
>>157421990
>degenerate
>for being a heterosexual red-blooded male
You are one stupid profligate.
>>157399538
Some freakshow with bolt ons isn't fooling anyone.
>>157401765>suck both>chocolate milk comes out
>>157422096
>he actually thinks his shitty fetish is normal
>being THIS delusional
Wew lad.
Posting meme girl of the season.
>>157422281
I don't think you know what you are talking about anon, its time to stop posting.
>>157398733
>>157422096
I like how she lost her memories and became a sexier ninja.
>>157422445
Season 2 when?
>>157422371
>tfw she's beautiful but stuck in a shitty show
>>157422371
Pretty sure I do, anon.
>>157422596
Story in it is actually pretty good. I wouldn't call it shitty either but last week's filler recap bullshit was bad form from the studio.
>>157422656
Nah, you are retarded. So you automatically don't.
>>157422596
>all those girls to whom this situation applies.
>>157422685
>Story in it is actually pretty good. I wouldn't call it shitty either but last week's filler recap bullshit was bad form from the studio.
>literally cancelling an episode
I'm still watching but it's no Queens Blade or DxD level of plot + ecchi
>>157422734
Its closer to Yuushibu and SnQ level of quality, so I already consider it better then QB and DxD was never my cup of tea.
>>157422685
>doesn't know the definition of gay, degeneracy, and now retard
I'd say you're in desperate need of a dictionary but that won't help delusion.
>>157421744
>>157422096
Why does not liking boobs bigger than a woman's head make him gay? People have standards when it comes to cowtits, you know.
>>157405017
>>157422949
Like I said earlier, I am certain you are mentally handicapped, anon.
>>157422768
Yuushibu was great to me. SnQ was nigh unwatchable though
>>157423030
Whatever you say, delusional degenerate-kun.
>>157423369
Keep dreaming, troglodyte-kun.
>>157424987
>>157425055
>>157425105
>>157424917
>sweat and nipple bumps showing through
truly the best
>>157401909
If they're bigger than Aika's, they're too big.
>>157424987
Uhuh.
>>157425710
>>157398733
probably a combination of pazuri fetish, and doubling down on the DFC fag how seem so overly butt-hurt over large breasts.
>>157425974
ftfy
>>157398733
>Why does /a/ worship cowtits
We don't
>>157426051
No.
>>157398733
because hot girls have em...
>>157426115
says you
>>157426115
Krakeguildy pls. You represent maybe 40% of /a/ tops.
Real men fap to proportions.
>>157426215
>Krakeguildy
Who?
>>157426243
Literally use Google, idiot.
>>157426215
I understood that reference
>>157426217
like these?
>>157426243
https://www.google.fi/search?q=krakeguildy
>>157426115
we do though
>>157426271
Suck a dick, faggot
My waifu has a flat chest but I also like big breasts. Can I be part of the secret club?
>>157426309
Back to >>>/v/
>>157426332
I need to fuck her sweaty tits.
>>157426363
Just have her experience some permanent breast expansion.
>>157426376
Lewd.
>>157426306
Yes, this is what I'm talking about.
>>157426309
Those udders
>>157426376
>>157426400
>>157426364
back to >>>/y/
>>157426400
But I love her the way she is.
>>157426402
well meet the queen of tits and ass.
>>157426376
>not her sweaty pits
>>157426460
Then have it be temporary.
>>157426400
She's a lewd girl.
>>157426542
That sounds fun.
>>157426572
Wanna see a magic trick?
>>157426572
>>157426217
>>157426750
>>157426720
senpai is for getting tricked into prostitution with old men
>>157426637
>>157426750
I want to coat Hotaru's entire tits with my cum.
>>157426807
Gonna take more then one man to glaze these doughnuts
>>157426878
>>157426807
Stop it!
>>157426878
You gotta save up for a week, then do a triple shot on them and spread it evenly.
>>157426940
Hotaru needs to stop being lewd
>>157427031
We could just keep her eating lots of fatty and sugary foods and her body will eventually become less lewd. Unless there are anons who want a plumper Hotaru.
>>157426878
It's a challenge I'm willing to accept.
>>157427087
What if she lactates?
I may be wrong but doesn't lactation use a lot of calories?
>>157427133
Sex burns lots of calories. Where did you hear that lactation does that? But I'm pretty sure a THICC Hotaru with her eating habits won't be as slim as she used to be.
>>157400076
>all these yesfags
Go fuck yourselves.
>>157427087
>chubby Hotaru
But she would be even curvier and MORE lewd as a result!
>>157398733
It makes me feel young again.
Youth is idolizing and lusting after the large chests and pronounced curves of mature women. We seek comfort in our companions at this stage.
Adulthood is idolizing and lusting after the bright eyed, pure hearted, supple and lithe bodies of girls and young women. We seek that "spark" of excitement for life that we've long since forgotten in our companions at this stage.
Enlightment is realizing that "both" is the correct answer. Simply having someone be there is true happiness.Ascension is comprehending that base instincts and pleasures of the flesh are nothing but chains binding your soul within a wrapping of meat and bone. Only after you set them aside can true understanding of the universe occur. Luminous beings we are, not this crude matter.
>>157427481
I love Kloah.
>>157402048
Context check.
>>157402191
Those hoops are really earritating.
>>157408944
>>157427409
When will they learn to squat to pick up heavy objects
>>157427711
She's a female heir to a royal family that will only bear sons even though sex is determined by the sperm so there's no way to check for that.
>>157426750
Wait, wasn't oppai originally some kind of candy?
>>157427750
Hoop earrings are great
>>157427481
Apparently that German is cringeworthy to German-speakers.
>>157427947
>She's a female heir to a royal family
Then why the military uniform?
>>157402448
>tulpa
Nope. Not after that creepypasta I read years ago.
>>157428093
to avoid getting forcefully married off and used as a breeding sow
>>157428093
I should've explained more.
Since she's in a society ruled by royalty other royal families want to fuck her so they can have male heirs to their families and she doesn't want to be used as breeding stock so she joined the military.
>>157427985
If you're talking about those oppai puddings, then yes.
>>157398733
Because only homosexuals like small breasts.
>>157428032
it is.
>>157398733
traditionally men prefer woman who are able to bear children big breast are considereed better for breastfeeding (while this not true breast size has nothing to do with lactation quality or quiantity) i personally prefer smaller breast but woulnd't turn away from a good pair of tits as long as they are not ridicoulous big D or DD is my upper limit
>>157428809
Fat Draphs
>>157428709
Explain.
>>157427409
Hanging cowrite are bloody perfect. Just imagine taking her doggystyle and having them bounce back and forth all the time.
>>157428181
>and she doesn't want to be used as breeding stock
Ruined.
>>157429443
>cowrite
Is that even a word?
>>157429510
Cowtits, auto correction is under the impression that it is one.
>>157429493
Eh, I'm sure given an alpha enough male she would
>>157429443
I want to pound her and feel them jiggle in my hands.
>>157429689
I think I need to hire a big breasted prostitute just to know what they feel like.
>>157428809
>>157428888
Have some respect, she's a married woman.
>>157428888
Fatter.
>>157429720
I'm too poor for escorts, and I don't know where to look for ones with huge tits anyway.
>>157430500
Are escorts a better options than the ones in Bordells?
>>157401832
what anime is she from
>>157401909
For big boobs, this is my minimum and I go up from there.
>>157413169
Shuz.
>>157430556I didn't know what bordells meant until I translated the Wikipedia page. I'm in America, so I don't know anything about brothels or whether they're actually a thing here. All I know is that porn stars tend to escort, as long as you can afford them. There can also be a "screening" process. Don't know what that entails exactly. It seems more discrete than just trying to pick up whores in public where police may be watching. You contact them in advance, go to their hotel room/home (or have them come over to yours, it depends), leave the money somewhere visible (don't hand it to her, it's supposed to be considered a "donation," not an exchange), then you're set. That's what I remember, at least. There are websites and forums where you can look up reviews so you know whether or not a listing is legitimate.
It's easier to fap to Hotaru.
>>157431319
Fapping might be easier but I wil never know what breasts feel like if I don't hire one.
>>157431560
manboobs are still boobs
>>157431626
I'm /fit/, so I don't have any.
>>157430818
>>157431560
I'm obsessed with big tits and paizuri, so I know what you mean. My chances of finding a gf are slim already--the chances of finding a busty gf are even slimmer. But I'd regret it if I grew old without the experience.
>>157431989
So, you'd go for the prostitute?
>>157431780
She was the cutest.
>>157432023
If I ever live in a popular area with a great selection of women I for sure couldn't get with otherwise, then most likely.
Myself I'm an assman, but cowtits are great too. Just not too big and not too small and we're good.
Really though, assmen and titslovers are two sides of the same coin. We should be getting along.
>>157433001
>We should be getting along
No.
>>157398733
theres one shitpost i never got the logic behind of
>if you like breasts you have mommy issues
wouldnt that mean that liing manchest(flat) is having daddy issues? how come no ones mentions this?
>>157435443
Projection, usually.
I wish nips explored a little more of their cute factor.
>>157401909
Nishimaki Tohru big