Best Boy Bort edition
Here lies Blort, he never scored.
Seductor voice: "Kokoda"
What did he means by this?
>It's a mass triggering thread.
Some people here sure get mad at some characters over 6'.
Pretty sad to be honest. His whole life he's been used as a literal human weapon, he's been forced to murder hundreds of thousands of innocent people and suffers extreme guilt over it and in the end he's painfully devoured by one of his own former friends and goes out begging. To top it off he never even got to fuck Annie which is probably one of his life goals. He had a hard life.
I'm so glad that Annie didn't die a virgin.
JL makes much more sense
And Dina gets all the credit for that
She was gonna die from blood loss after her legs were crushed, Dina just made things quicker
And settled some family matters
I can't wait for Eren and Zeke to discuss this
Look again, her legs were just fine
It's Hannes actually, that could've saved her but was too much of a coward to do it. The rock took down Grisha's house by accident. Hannes gets what's coming for him by the end of the season, anyway.
Can you spot the endgame?
They are going to cut out Armin from the Dina scene. Fucking Araki forcing muh MC, muh love interest.
Friendly reminder that Annie is a cold hearted murderer
Except when he's breaking up EM. The manga is great because there is no forced romance like other shounen manga. But Araki sure is trying to make it that way in the anime "Eren Eren Eren Eren Eren".
On the other hand, Annie was having the time of her life punting horses, smashing people against trees and spinning them around on strings till they burst. It was all very fun to her, Levi even pointed it out
>Börthelm died before having the chance to confess to Annie
Nobody deserves such a fate
Levi will never die. He's the global symbol of the wings of freedom, and he bears the deaths of all his fallen comrades. If he dies, freedom itself dies, all the sacrifices utterly meaningless. And Isayama is not gonna let that happen. He might've wanted to at first, but not anymore.
>reminder Levi and Hanji married during the timeskip
Poor Dina. But it wasn't Grisha's fault, the bar slut was just that good at seducing men. She probably had years of practice at it. But its ok, justice was served when Shiganshina fell.
Hisu and Ymir probably wouldn't be anyone's friend in the AU highschool. Historia is a dead inside queen bee and Ymir would probably chase away anyone who got too close to Hisu.
I want to make fun of Annie over her nose!
You Hongoloids sure are pretentious. Why would the most desirable human inside the walls settle for some beastly transsexual who always stinks really really bad?
Reminder that this is why manlet let him die like shit
This delusional Levifag really needs to kill himself at this point. Absolutely no one is attracted to manlets you retarded fag. He's either going to find the ugliest and most desperate woman behind the walls or find some fag with low standards. Otherwise he's going to die alone.
I know Isayama drew him as a Jock in the joke thing, but it doesn't really match his personality. The same for a number of characters. While Reiner jokes around, he is also responsible. I wouldn't be surprised if he wanted to be a doctor. Annie would likely be studious rather than a "bad girl". Bert would have internet hang outs.
>your face will never be straddled by Nanaba's banana
That's a pretty bad profile of her
>Reiner in the highschool one would probably be everyone's friend
Well, that's how he was in the military school
He took a especial liking for Hans. Look at him, he's mad she'd touch Erwin and not him.
Wonderful and cute.
It isn't mean spirited. Besides, he's called himself an abnormal in canon. They're special.
Or someone who's gonna like him for who he is as a person. Aka Hange Zoe.
The episode 9 scene is weird, the way he grabs her hair and talk to her, there is clearly something between those two.
I don´t think they have standarts having deep relationship with your partners, partners that die and are bad seen by a lot of people because of muh budget.
She looks good with and without glasses
I understand everything but this
>I don´t think they have standarts having deep relationship with your partners, partners that die and are bad seen by a lot of people because of muh budget.
What did you mean?
;-; fucking Levi. Couldn't protect Hange's squad.
Depressed because husbando and daughter are going to die eventually
>EREN EREN MUH EREN MUH EREN
When will this boring cunt die?
Why does nobody ever want to call out the shitlet for things like this? Is it because muh favorite fujobait status? He gets away with literally everything that every other character would get faulted for.
They assaulted a superior officer.
And again, they wanted the injection for their own purposes, that's Levi fault too, but at least he didn't sperg out erratically about it like they did.
Sorry shitty english and mobile, I meant that I doubt many of them cares too much about the sex appeal when the next day they could be eaten, or perhaps manlet just feels like a husband for taking care of Hanji, he is just a weird manlet and I guess only Hanji understand him.
Same with YH, I don´t think Hisu was a lesbian but her relationship with Ymir is very important to her.
The most aesthetic couple there ever was. How can other pairings even compete?
>They assaulted a superior officer.
Well he's not fucking blaming them for that. He also bitched at JSC for not doing anything to change the situation. Flocke is just awfully butthurt, and it's so funny because nine months passed where they got rid of all titans and then another 4 years timeskip. It was a big "FUCK YOU" for those who thought without Erwin they wouldn't achieve anything.
But always alive in our hearts.
>Marlowe chose to die a painful and terrifying death instead of pounding this smug cunt's wet and willing pussy every day
What a retard LMAO
Anon, that's so cute. Their individual weirdness complement each other.
Levi's like 40 at this point. He should just go full Leonardo DiCaprio style and fuck as many bitches as possible; he doesn't get an OTP.
Mikasa's still got oneitis for Eren anyway.
Am I supposed to believe the opinion of a Hongoloid trannywhale holds any weight?
>Flocke is just awfully butthurt
Well, yeah. Everyone with more than two neurons is.
In any case, be sure that, with the new basement information, Erwin would have achieved better results.
And that is a fact.
>In any case, be sure that, with the new basement information, Erwin would have achieved better results.
That's the funniest thing I've read considering his masterplan to retake shinganshina was utter shit.
Erwin's death was an improvement.
>Erwin's death was an improvement.
LAMEfags are the worst
he was, but does it really matter at this point? The titans are all dead, CT & AT have got Paradis securely defended and Marley is in pretty deep shit. I dunno why Erwin is needed at this point.
Because Erwin couldn't figure out shit, what he thought they were up against was the total opposite. What makes you think he'd be good against Marley? he was utter shit against BRZ and the only way to fight them back was by killing himself.
At least Armin gave them a chance to fight the Armored titan and that fucked up Zeke's plan. It's also because of him that they got the Colossal.
It's even more pathetic, since Armin's sacrifice actually meant a victory. Erwin's sacrifice meant jackshit in comparison, since the beast got away.
If I was an Erwinfag I would be pretty salty for a long while about people with shit taste saying Erwin being dead was an improvement, considering Armin is such poorly written trash.
>I dunno why Erwin is needed at this point.
He really isn't, heck, LH are more important to the SL because of manlet's super strength and Hanji coming up with the thundersticks.
But still, nobody in his right mind would ever choose Armin over Erwin.
Probably. The thing is, the whole serumbowl was forced. Eren already learned how to defer to superiors in training and that was only further reinforced by being a part of squad Levi. If anything he should have mourned Armin but recognized his sacrifice as necessary and this could have led into developing an interesting relationship between Eren and Erwin which was never expanded much upon before. But you can't always get what you want.
Thanks, and remember they are both adults already, they understand each other without even talking and they can insult each other like it´s nothing.
Mutual comprehension and good partners that have survived during years, it´s not weird to see a deep relationship.
I guess this is why YH and LH are so shipped, I see them more shipped than EM, because Isayama decided to make Mikasa a yandere, in the first chapters when she heard that Eren was killed she actually seemed like she could handled it and live with it.
>Uh, yeah...we should let this faggot rot in hel- I mean, rest in peace amirite?
>It's been 10 fucking months
I want to let go, I really do.
>the only way to fight them back was by killing himself.
But that was Armong's exact same strategy against CT.
The only one that deserves more credit is Eren for being able to hear Pieck approaching unlike manlet and Hanji.
This expression indicates an Arminfag's confusion and lack of understanding. When confronted with something he can not understand or respond to, Arminfag's mumble "Muh Oceans" or "Muh Oceans Eren".
Arminfags noticed they interacted civilly.
No, seriously. That's it. In Japan, at least, Jeanfags don't like JAr (and Erenfags don't really like EAr and Anniefags don't like AA). It's pushed entirely by the Arminfags.
I can't really blame EM for getting emotional over Armong what pissed me off about them was Mikasa being willing to kill manlet and Flocke, and Eren shitting on Erwin so badly.
>The most aesthetic couple there ever was
I hope you realize there's nothing else going on for you. Erwin is dead, whether people shit on him or not won't mean anything. His character is done for, nothing to look forward to. You people been beating a dead horse for 10 months and that's pretty pathetic.
You're just hurting yourself. Get a new favorite character that isn't dead or do something else with your life.
They are a style choice so the main trio but all have different colored eyes and hair (gray and black aren't that much different) but it wouldn't matter since later the anime team decided that the main trio are ELM
Outside of /snk/ it's no problem but everytime someone posts about it I get a little sad again.
He was so fucking close, man. Isayama is cruel.
And this kind of shit doesn't help, what the hell is that?
The mutual banter is definitely one of the many highlights of their odd relationship. I'm glad you ship it for those reasons, they're legit and
I think your family would thank me deeply if I could somehow get you out of this devotion you have going on for a character that was cruelly thrown away by the author, and won't ever be of relevance again. You want to spend your time like this?
I don't give a shit about Armin or any character in particular. I don't get oddly attached to these idiots knowing damn well what sort of story this is.
Come on anon, do something good for yourself and let it go, don't get personally offended when someone insults Erwin. The character is gone, and you should begone from here as well.
i understand anime team, Armin is a shit.
>literally no one cares about Armin.
Isayama only left him alive the way he did so it would cause the bigger asspain for everyone. He clearly wants to get everyone the most upset possible.
Use it to manipulate Annie and make her collaborate by spilling info about Marley.
Reminder Ymir let herself be eaten because she's made a contract with the Jaw Titan allowing her to possess its host, similar to what the FK did. This way, she becomes truly immortal, and a perfect double agent in a great position to protect Hisu from within Marley.
The one roasting Reiner in ch 93 wasn't really Galliard, it's just Ymir fucking with Reiner as usual.
I thought she did it to save Reiner and Bert.
Since the human body is topologically similar to a torus, how much of the crystal do you think made it up her "doughnut hole"? Did it go all the way through? Did it go up her sinuses and touch her brain?
I can't believe a literal shit trap who looks like something out of boku no pico survived falling 50 fucking meters onto concrete while already burned to a crisp is still alive, while an actual based character who had tons of potential died retardedly offscreen. Sasuga Isayama.
It's pretty obvious Hange will eat Annie.
She's obsessed by titans, and I'm sure she dreams a lot about being a titan shifter. She is high in the hierarchy, and she will use her influence to get the FT.
She will finally get tits also
No, anon. Hange's obsession esteemed from the fact she wanted to understand what was going on with the world, and look at evidence from a different perspective. I doubt she's still obsessed with titans. Besides, she can't allow herself to limit her life to just 13 years.
Hange will live.
Pretty much this.
Nah she was pretty based during clash and was one of the reasons why I enjoyed the arc so much, and like that anon said, she had potential to be even better. Unfortunately now we're stuck with gary stumin.
>anons in this thread want to stick their dick in this ... thing
No, he won't unless Isayama does a 180 on his character. And it would be dumb as hell if Annie got humane treatment after the way the Eren and the SL dealt with Bert and Reiner. They'd be butchered instantly if they were in that position and it should be no different for her
>yfw in 2027 Erwin wins the serumbowl in the anime