>The cake is by default best girl in any anime Why is this

>>The cake is by default best girl in any anime
I think that's just your fucked up tastebuds. Read more loli doujinshi to help heal the damage. Maybe it's not too late for you.

>>157349951
>Sakura Quest
>THE cake

>old hag

Kill it with fire.

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>you are a horny cake in charge of calming down a bunch of shotas
>the most alpha shota of the group slaps your big ass really hard
>they all start laughing and making fun of you

what do?

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>>157350323
Run home and cry to my younger househusband, what else?

>>157350094
This. What makes this show so fun is that they are all cake in spirit.

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Best cake

>>157350323
god i wish i was that boy

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Christmas cakes are MADE to be sexually bullied by alpha shotas.

>>157350323
Give them all a special sort of spanking in private.

>>157352834

Shota bullies need to get their just desserts. And that dessert is a cake.

>>157353360
>is a cake
's strapon

So how old is she anyway? Since the first time I laid my eyes on her I knew she was the best girl.

>>157350323
>([kishinosato satoshi] Sensei no Gyakushuu)
any further questions?

>>157349951
I want to make fun of her big ass while cumming in her butthole

>>157349951
What is the blonde homeless man's angle?

>>157356809
Spreed his SEED

>>157350323
why are the shota blue?

>>157356809
He is attempting to complete the ritual to awaken the true chupacabra queen, who lies dormant beneath the town.

>>157353438
She tells Udon Detective not to waste her 20s like she did, so she might be in her 30s, or at least 26/27.

>>157356944
Blue balls occurs when you go for a long period without sexual release.
Blue skin occurs when you go for an extended period without sexual release.

>>157352834
Pottery.

>>157357083
That's not what 'blue balls' means

>>157357083
>long period
>extended period
They're the same thing.

>>157352785
i wish i was the cake

>>157356809
he is creator self insert.

i want to fuck actresses
at the same time

>>157357376
He meant an extended long period