Time for your prostate examination anon~

>>157317102
Y-you don't use needles for a prostate exam

>>157317102
>prostate examination
>syringe
>no gloves and medical mask
No

>>157317133
Says who? I feel something piercing me whenever my doctor puts his two hands on my shoulders and gives me a prostate exam.

I'd rather have a urethral examination.

>tfw when too fat until need to dig deep between the cleft to wash your butt properly

>>157317102
I've had that shit done to me several times 3 years ago. It's FUCKING NOT as great as you faggots imagine

>>157317296
Not my fault you're such a party pooper.

>>157317296
is it any different from me sticking a finger up my bum and jerking it to extreme bdsm gangrape shemale midget porn?

>>157317337
It's actually very painful.

>>157317374
hwo come, i thought they just massage your prostate a little bit and thats it

>>157317374
but you're a big guy

>>157318775
4 UUUUU!

>>157317374
It's only painful if you're not used to it.

>>157317296
Well to be fair you also had it done by some middle aged balding degenerate sporting a pedostache who decided that he'd spend his life putting his fingers up people's ass.

I imagine it's less abhorrent if it's a hot 2D girl.

>>157317133
This. Put it down or inject me with whatever's in it first, then the cute nurse can have my ass.

>>157317102
Okay!

Funny story, a friend of mine is a med student and he dislocated his finger giving a prostate exam; a member of his student cohort opened the door while he was with the patient and yelled, "Hey you don't work here!", causing the poor guy to clamp down on his finger like a vice.
Which is admittedly hilarious, but got the other student suspended.

>go to get a prostate exam expecting a fat middle aged man
>get a 20-something hot female med student in training
>tfw unsure if to be happy or if it just got a hundred times more awkward

>>157319654
definitely more awkward as im more likely to get erect

>>157319654
Happy of course. Unless you actually wanted the fat middle aged man?

>>157317102

What the fuck is that nose.

>>157320589
Damn it, anon, I've seen this pic many times and I have never once noticed that. You just ruined it for me forever.