>Your waifu has been magically transformed into a car or other

Ride her.

Shut up Anthy. You are worst girl and worst car.

stick my dick into her exhaust pipe

>>157290160
get inside her

>>157290160
>>>/d/

Become the new Knight Rider.

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>>157290160
Use her for illegal street racing.

Get in side of her. Gently stroke her shifter, push her buttons. Turn her on, rev her engine.

>>157290160
NIGHT OF FIRE

>>157290160
Wonder how Utena become my waifu. I'm pretty sure she isn't.

Her pride wouldn't normally let a man ride a woman, but she'll make an exception for me. Gotta ride hard and fast.

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>>157290160
Works for Husbandos too right?

Win the Grail War with superior firepower I guess.

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>Bugatti is what I can make in a lifetime if I wagecuck
>There are kids who get them from their daddies

My pride and selfworth cant take it

Its either day of the rope or Il set up a company. What /a/ related one can do to get rich?

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>>157290160
Well, technically she's sort of vehicle.

>>157290577
Smuggle loli doujinshi over the border and sell them on the black market.

this is my fetish desu

>>157290487
>the minigame in HA
lotsa fun

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>>157290577
>Bugatti is what I can make in a lifetime if I wagecuck
Which one?

>>157290160
Put about $15k into her and overnight parts from Japan.

>>157290577
>What /a/ related one can do to get rich?
Robomeidos.

>>157290700
Forty years of work with 5k a month anon.

Those new models which cost 2 milj

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>>157290160

I want to steal her hat and shit in it!

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I'm not even mad

>>157290202
>worst girl and worst car.
Four-seater Corvette C1 can't be bad.

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I have a boner already

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Make her go up to 88.

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mwee

>>157290160

>memegumin
>car
>not a bomber

You had one job.

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>>157291001
mwee

>>157290205

tpbp

>>157290160
Transform into dragon.

>>157290344
DEJA VU

>>157290160
Masturbate in the back seat

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>>157291049
>>157291001
RED CHAIKA BEST CHAIKA!

>>157290160
Stay away, more likely to explode then a truck in Syria.

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>>157290160

>>157290160
time for durifuto

>>157290160
She should be a Pinto

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>>157290160
NIGHTS ON FIRE
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GAS GAS GAS GONNA STEP ON THE GAS

>>157290160
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMViZAMIpKA

>>157291401
>>>/pol/

>>157290160
>Eurobeat intensifies

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>>157291049
chaika on the front bumper!

>>157291175
Anyone have that pic of Chaika driving a Chaika?

>>157291954
But that's Niva, anon.

Wasnt there a quest years ago on /a/ where this was the gimmick?

>>157291873

Oh fuck off I loved that song before /pol/ got it's faking hands on it

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>>157290160
Tease her with explosions

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NEE-SAMA NEE-SAMA

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REM REM

>>157290160
What does a small flat french girl with a shitton of magical power turn into?

>>157290205
When on right

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>>157292074

>>157292470
a renault twingo

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>>157290160
How does this fetish work? Does the guy see an anime girl and think "yeah, I bet she'd be hot as a house!"?

>>157292984
I don't understand what Darkness is supposed to be.

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>>157292984
We just don't know, anon.

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>>157293323
even in egg form she does everything wrong.

>>157292984
Some things are better left unknown.

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only real people will know

>>157293556
I don't get it.

>>157293606
kek have you never seen initial d?

>>157290160
DO YOU LIKE MY CAR

>>157290160
Why

>>157293435
>Become Egguca

>>157293016
A bed with built in pillows.

>>157292984

a bed ? @ Darkness

>>157293016
A pack of cigarettes.

>>157290160
It's time to engender Optimus Prime

>>157293649
underrated post

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>>157290160
Take her to car shows.

>>157294964
These sluts are from a mobile game, aren't they?

>no MAGIC EYETEM hanging from mirror

Fail.

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>>157290160
RIP Hermes.

>>157295122
Missed opportunity indeed.

>>157295587

I'd even accept a front grill cover. It's trivially easy to photoshop in.

I hope she has V-tec

2009 called, they want their memes back.

>>157293606
obviously because you're not real, go away illusion

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>>157292981
Somehow not nearly as sexy as she is.

>>157290160
rev her up

>>157290160
Give her an oil change, if you mean what I get.

>>157298758
I would be scared to death to drive that in the US. If I got hit by I truck, I think I would be dead.

>>157299178

No, you'd be isekai'd. It doesn't matter if you are walking, sitting or lying down, the isekai truck of fate will get you.

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She was a bote already anyway.

>>157290219
Came here to post this.

>>157290160
Give her the (Initial) D.

the same i'd do with my waifu. fuck her tail pipe.

>>157290160
Hope she isn't in the mood to do the cowgirl position.

>>157292984
>>157293323
at least its not as bad as the d'orse thats been on /d/. I never knew a person could be so warped.
even goreshit would be better

>>157290577
>Bugatti is what I can make in a lifetime if I wagecuck
If that makes you feel any better, I won't even make 1/4 of that.

>>157299178
>tfw not big enough to fit your analogy

I'll settle for cuddling during penetration though

>>157295133
>leaves shoes on exhaust
lol her soles are gonna be melted

>>157293556

Watanabe wheels were made for that car.
HNNNNNNNGGGGG

>mechanophiles
this is all of you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjeqlmb7Ri8

>>157291175
>>157291049
>>157291001
CHAICAR ON THE FRONT PAGE

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>>157291001
>>157291049
>>157291175

>chaika trabant
>not using an actual trabant

They were made for eachother

>>157290160
Kachow

>>157301770
>not as bad as the d'orse

what

>>157291113
CAN YOU HANDLE... THE TOP?

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>>157303701
>>157291175
>>157291001
>>157291954
>>157292074
Guys, please.

>>157303701
>faint MWEEE heard as it takes a corner

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>>157298758
wrong Twingo, silly. The first-gen ones are qts.

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>>157304894
I still think it's got nothing on her