How the hell is this even possible to interpret wrong? There

Well it would take him a long time to walk her home.

>>157276902
She's clearly asking him to walk her home gently

>>157276944
>>157276955
The only trip she is taking that night is a ride on his dick.

>>157276902
I can't blame him, it's inconceivable that someone would want to have sex with that piece of trash crab. The idea is so unfathomable that "Walk her home gently" sounds more reasonable.

>>157276902
Seeing shit like this is actually painful for me because of high school.

I was never an ugly or wierd kid and i hid my power level pretty well, but one day i got a note passed to me with a phone number and one of these ":*" faces; the problem was i had no fucking idea what that face meant and for about a month i was afraid the girl who owned that phone number fucking hated me.

She wasn't ugly either

>>157277200
What does it mean?

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>>157276984
Doesn't sound like Crab to me.

>>157277200
Unfortunately I wasn't lucky enough to hide my powerlevel, I was a sperging autist of terrifying levels. Imagine the most retarded, embarrassing bullshit, and that probably seems insignificant compared to what I was like. I didn't even act human, I was like some kind of malfunctioning video disc. Yet somehow, there was a girl I was sort of friends with who asked me what I would say if they were to ask me out, and being a total fucking retard I replied with something like "I'd rather see your pussy". That was painful to type. Funny thing is, I don't really mind or care that I'm not socially involved, I can handle being on my own, but that haunts me to this day that I would reply to something like that with something so incredibly dumb. She was still friendly with me after too, somehow.

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>>157276902
I heard that in fact, Hitagi and Koyomi didn't fuck in the novel at least until Hitagi Rendezvous (Owarimonogatari) and it was just Shinbo misinterpreting their relationship.

>>157276902
They aren't even married yet. Why would they procreate?

>>157277505
Why wouldn't they? Marriage is just a title, the true pact is between the two people an no one else.

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/sage

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>>157277588
Fuck off faggot. Coitus outside of church-recognized marriage is filthy and disgusting.

>>157277671
It's the same either way.

>>157277689
If God doesn't recognize your "pact" it's completely worthless. Enjoy burning in hell.

>>157277955
If I want to have sex, I can accomplish that whether god recognizes it or not. If he decides to burn me in hell later because I didn't notify him first, he's just a dick.

>>157277689
Fucking heathens shitting up my Cambodian animated-film image forum.

I bet you work on Sundays and mix cloths too.

>>157277430
It's not possible for Shinobu to misinterpret anything. She shares sensations with Araragi, which means Shinobu would know if she got her dick wet.

what show is this?

>>157277992
*tips fedora*

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>>157278036
>>157278080
Even if god or gods exist, I'm not going to refer all my activities to them. It's none of their business. You can fuck off with that gay bullshit right now.

>>157277992
He gave you a chance and you are throwing it in the trash by not listening. No mercy will be shown to sinners who don't sincerely repent and change their ways.

It's either being wholesome and ascending to paradise for your eternal life or being like an animal who seeks only carnal pleasure and suffering for eternity. Easy choice if you ask me, but many people pick the wrong answer.

>>157278118
Even if "He" exists, I don't plan on sucking his heavenly cock out of fear. I'll do what I want as long as I can, the rest is up to fate.

>>157278106
Oh, so now you're telling me you don't even fill out your weekly reports detailing all of your sins.
Why even have an afterlife if people aren't going to take the time to do their own damn paperwork!
There's a special place in hell for people who don't file their reports, it's called the line to get in, sense you didn't give god your information before hand now you gotta wait.

>>157278179
I don't even remember everything I've done that might be considered wrong.

>>157278138
>implying god would even let you anywhere near his sacred cock that came life into the universe

You're not even fit to look in it's general direction, non the less having the glorious privilege of coming into contact with it.

>>157278209
THAT'S WHY YOU DO THE REPORTS!

YOU GOTTA KEEP UP ON THAT SHIT!

>>157278219
Why, just because I'd rather be balls deep in a pussy instead? I tell you what, if the universe was created by a sentient entity, they don't give a single shit about human sexual affairs. That was all nothing more than a jewish scam.

>>157278294
Fuck off /pol/

>>157278362
Don't group me with those retarded faggots. I'm just calling it like I see it.

>>157276902
That anon was right, I'd walk crab home gently, as I'm a gentleman. When I was sure she'd got home safely, I'd go and visit cat.

>>157276902

Otaku don't like non virgins

>>157277200
>>157277388
In high school a girl once asked me what I think about the movies and went and told her how I felt about movie theaters and shit, but I didn't realize she was asking me out.

>>157278525
But she only fucked araragi, whom she was in love with and dating.

>>157278537
It gets even worse, the girl who asked my retarded ass what my response would be to being asked out was a tomboy who liked anime and manga.

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Is this thread a revamp of the classic?

>>157278551
It doesn't matter who she fucked. If she's not a virgin she's shit tier in this industry.

>>157278537
This happened to me too, once a girl at school said good morning to me, at the time I didn't realise it meant she wanted to suck me off, so I just said hello back.

>>157278551
it doesn't matter
it's the real reason why so many light novels never go beyond lewd teasing
a non virgin heroine just makes people angry

Honestly I don't think it makes sense for them to have sex at that point in time. Hitagi was still recovering from the trauma she suffered at that point so them having sex would just contradict her characterization.

>>157277388
>I replied with something like "I'd rather see your pussy".
Now you done it anon, I spill my milk

>>157278639
>>157278585
Not like it matters, Hitagi was unlikable garbage before they fucked already.

>>157278609
I remember this too, there was this girl who glanced at me once but I didn't realize that meant she wanted me to rip off her clothes and impregnate her right there until after she left. What a blunder.

>>157278071
https://myanimelist.net/people/5089/Akiyuki_Shinbou

>>157276902
Stupid forced meme.