Say hello to your new wife.

>>157249344
Goodbye

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>>157249344
Mfw this trash will never get another season.

>>157249344
I'd prefer Kobayashi.

>>157249344
I think introducing Kanna and Lucoa ruined her appeal.

If you want cute and thick, Kanna does it better.
If you want thick and sexy, Lucoa does it better.

Tohru is just a mediocre version of those two, but Tohru will still be the mother of my child

>>157249344
Fuck off.

>>157249344
>tfw no dragon maid gf to make life more enjoyable

>>157249344
Hollo

>>157249528
Agreed...My fav is Lucoa for those same reasons.

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>>157249344
that's not Elma

>>157249344
I wish

Sorry but I'm not into fat chicks.

>>157249344
Hi. Now how do I sue for a divorce?

>>157249528
Tohru a dyke.
And Kanna too.

>>157249528
Some people prefer balance.

Sorry, no, my waifu is a human being.

Puffy sleeves!

>>157249344
I want an abortion. A late term abortion of this awful show

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>>157249344
I will only accept if I can also adopt Kanna as our daughter.

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Why people hate maidragon?

>>157255401

There always be dirty plebs, my child.

>>157255401
because its the same CGDCT bs that is shoveled onto the scene every season, the only difference is it was /a/'s pet

>>157249344
I don't practice polygamy

>>157255401
I find it kind of bland. The jokes get repetitive really quick.

From what I can remember, there isn't a lot of dragon stuff in it, the characters are almost always in human form doing human things.

I enjoyed the show but it was just meh.

>>157249528
Tohru is genki

>>157249344
That's not my wife

>>157249344
Hello!

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>>157249344
How would the sleeping arrangements be? I mean she can't lay on her side since her horns would rest on the bed under her weight, which I'd imagine would be quite uncomfortable even if inured. Of course if she were to lay on her back or stomach then her horns would simply lean onto you, and it goes without saying that one risks being jabbed in the eye. And then there's the tail, is she going to rob me of my covers in order to cover it up, forcing us to tussle over each-others share of the bed until she pulls "too harshly" causing me to roll on top of her and pin her down, tickling her mercilessly atop her squeals and protests. Such would be a difficult situation and one which I can hardly expatiate given the context. Nonetheless I would enjoy having her coruscating beauty grace the whims of my bedroom each morning and would certainly provide her with the affection one of the female disposition often requires.

>>157256619
*tips*

>>157249846
Dat booty

lawd have mercy

>>157256619
Cant they just remove all their dragon parts at will?

>>157249846
More please

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>>157255401
Some people just have shit tastes

I want to do the sex to Kobayashi and force Tooru to watch

>>157249528
Yet Tohru is best girl by far

>>157249846
But she is my wife

>>157255401
Because it's everything wrong with modern anime condensed into one cancerous show?

>>157255522
cgdct series are pretty rare you mong, most seasons are shonen trash because thats what sells.

>>157255401
Because /a/ is /v/eddit now

>>157249480
>mfw the show is over and the dumb dragonposting has whittled down
So glad this shit is done airing. Hope it dies as fast as Hestiaposting did.

>>157255401
Mediocre series with cute girls. Main issues are repetitive, dry comedy and just not much actually happening.
The reason a few people on /a/ hate it is because it spreads like cancer with faggots starting threads on other boards using a screencap/fanart to start a discussion. Kyoanusfags are also insufferable.

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>>157259983

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>>157256619
>Posts autistic stuff about a shitty anime
>Posts Sora, the autistic worst girl in her own game
It's like clockwork.

>>157256619
>the average dragonposter

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>>157249528
Kanna is boring
Lucoa is even more boring

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>>157259983
>not eromanga-sensei

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>>157262727
>there only can be one unbearably cancerous show

>>157249344
I must post be Kobayashi then.

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>>157249344
No.

>>157259798
>cucking a dragon

What could go wrong anon?

>>157255401
is noffing more than mediocre moeshit

>>157263320
Delete this right now

>>157249344
I want Elma dragon instead. She's hotter and has the better thicc.
She'd probably do anything for whipped cream desu.

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>>157255401
Kemono Friends was better

>>157263320
I'd still motorboat her chest

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>>157249344
I want my old wife back thank you

>>157264021
Kemono Friends is literally the RWBY of /a/

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chorogons on the desk

>>157264171
But anon, that's everyone's wife

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>>157264508
I don't remember my name being everyone

>>157263320
>Lucoa(male) bullying Shouta with her cock

>>157264021
>tohru and other anime terrified at the 2.5d cgi abomination from kemono friends

Which color panties of Kobayashi's taste the best?

>>157255401

Faggots are always present, and they're huge faggots.

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i-is it coming back draggo bros?

>>157265089
You just have to believe, anon

>>157265392
I WANT TO

>>157265089
Will we ever find out what Lucoa exactly did with her sister?

>>157266764

she raped her

>>157249344
bye

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>>157263320
We don't need another kobayashi.

>>157268543
Kobayashi isn't packing, anon.

>>157264661
ITT things I shouldn't want but do now.

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>>157266764
dont bring it up to her

>>157266764
In the Codex Chimalpopoca, it is said Quetzalcoatl was coerced by Tezcatlipoca into becoming drunk on pulque, cavorting with his sister, Quetzalpetlatl, a celibate priestess, and neglecting their religious duties. (Many academics conclude this passage implies incest.) The next morning, Quetzalcoatl, feeling shame and regret, had his servants build him a stone chest, adorn him in turquoise, and then, laying in the chest, set himself on fire. His ashes rose into the sky and then his heart followed, becoming the morning star.

>>157268865
She gave her the business.

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>>157249344

>>157255401
Mostly just shit posting leafs

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>>157263320

>>157271279
mexico did not even existed you faggot

>>157249846
To be buried under her ass after she comes home from working all day would be a dream.

>>157264341
For real, gotta watch it right now.

>>157272421
>not sleeping on her chest

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>>157268708
>Kobayashi isn't packing
He doesn't know.

>>157255401
cowtits everywhere. My headcanon doesn't go above a C cup, and only for lucoa.

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What is the first thing you see in this image?

>>157263320
I feel dirty

Yo why didn't Kobayashi just have Tohru use her magic to take her from flat to big boobers?

>>157278113
why not use her magic to become a loli again?

>>157276600
Tohru tushy

>>157263416

Why is "moeshit" not autofiltered yet?

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>>157249344
I ship instead of having a waifu, so would it technically be 'car fucking dragon' or 'dragon fucking car'?

>>157260241
You want cancerous fags to keep posting it for another year?

So is this getting a second season or what?

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>>157249846
I wanted to have sex with Elma after a long day of work.

>>157276600
Maid's butt.

can someone post her asshole pls

>>157278408
I hope. I really miss Kobayashi.

>>157249344
enjoy your AIDS

>>157255401
It's a slide show of pandering considering it didn't have an actual story

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>>157278945
>I really miss Kobayashi.

Don't we all?

She is a dragon, right? That means she has a horde of treasure, right? Can I divorce her and take half of it?

>>157249846
>titties so big, she couldnt close her suit properly
More Elma when

>>157276600
The reality that two nukes weren't enough

>>157280936
Yeah, I wanted more of Elma and Fafnir.

>>157255401
It's fairly standard moe, just got popular through memes so a lot of people not into that kind of thing watched it.

like me

>>157276514
I mean it got fixed

>>157255401
Jokes that got boring and repetitive really quick
Bland characters, mostly made for those terrible comedy and nothing else
Predictable as fuck, every scene is
Meh visuals
Plain bad ending
Butchered adaptation, this is painful
Terrible show, so the fanbase consist purely of facebook meme bandwagoners because it has nothing talk about. I doubt they even watch it.

>>157281737
the manga is good?

>>157281818
Far better than the crappy adaptation

>>157280906
kill them
kill them all
kill anyone who threatens your treasure
kill them with curses
curse the next 5 generations of their family

>>157281845
>only 5
Fafnir is too kind

>>157278408
Not nearly enough manga content yet. Wait 2-3 years.

Bump for more Elma.

>>157249344
Lie down right there. I'm going to spoon your tail.

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You're very confused, might need to check into a hospital. This is my wife.

>>157271279
>"Quetzalcoatl had blonde hair, and wore a black robe sewn with little crosses of red color."

>>157255401
bcuz faggots spam threads with this kind of waifufagotry cancer, tbqh

>>157264661
post Shouta pics

>>157281845
You've been here all day. Time to sleep Oyama san.

>>157255401
Kyoani equals studio war faggotry, but its mostly one guy jumping between to start crap

Why wasn't Kobayashi a magical girl?

>>157284771

patrician taste, but hope you like used goods. tell her I say hi

>>157255401
Because if there is one thing that is constant on /a/ is the stupid fucking idea that if one anime gets popular means it turns to shit.

Stupid pretentious hipsters, all of you.

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>>157290540
Kobayashi is a magical girl.
>saved a dragon
>good at programming
>cute

With all those powers, how can she not be a magical girl?

>>157255401
they hate kyoani, regardless the series

also, they hate when people enjoy things

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>>157290791

>>157249344
>never saw dragon maiden
>You are not a kyoanus drone
feels good man

>>157291305

>never seen the anime ontopic
>still gives an opinion

Are you that retarded frog?

Dragoon Kobayashi and her dragon wife saving other-world arc when?

>>157249528
Tohru is the most well rounded tho and actually funny/adorable
Tohru > kanna or Lucoa anyday

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>>157291072

>>157292121
Saving it from what exactly?

And Tooru is a chaos dragon.

>>157249528
I strongly disagree.

>>157268865
nice backstroke

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I want to ____ Kobayashi.

>>157271279
literally me with slightly darker skin

>>157292595
Learn haskell to

Would you eat her tail meat?
I would.

>>157292723
Nah. It was the weirdest part of the show.

>>157292723
Without a doubt.

>>157292723
Yes, that sounds VERY romantic

>>157255401
Because a publisher decided to blow their budget having a slice of life animated instead of any number of more suitable candidates. The manga was fine as it was. Animation added NOTHING!

>>157292723
Only Kobayashi is allowed to eat the tail

>>157292435
Overreach of theocratic dictators or possibly jusy saving dragons as a human. Tooru is a well behaved good chaos dragon who would never do anything foul to harm an innocent.

>>157249344
What does her tail taste like?

>>157264341
>the RWBY of /a/
Explain

>>157293447
Cock.

>>157249846
Excellent taste

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Comfy dragon family

>>157264341
Wouldnt the RWBY of /a/ be the RWBY managa?

>>157278445
So that's how that works.

>>157249344
I want to cut her tail.

>>157249344
Hello wife!

>>157292723
What if her tail is actually poisonous, even after she prepared it?

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>tfw no hardworking dragon wife

>>157249528
Fuk u and ur shit taste

>>157260347
>Mediocre series with cute girls

That is essentially all of anime

>>157276600
The grass

Retarded normies ruined this show for me.

Can't even have a nice discussion about Kanna without retarded shit like "RAVIOLI RAVIOLI DON'T LEWD THE DRAGON LOLI xD"

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>>157295796
>Normies
How ironic.

>>157290666
>cucked by satan

>>157295796
Don't lewd Kanna then you sick fucking pedophile.

>>157290666

That's a terrible thing to claim anon.

>>157292723
It looked kinda gross desu

>>157278445
Does this really work? Asking for a friend

>>157296634
Yes

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>>157296521

makoto and Minako were best girls anon

>>157298760

Claiming she's used goods is terrible.

>>157249344
What is sex with Tohru like?

>>157293418
>good
>chaos
Pick one

>>157293997
>appalling cgi animation
>shit VA
>furries everywhere
>only popular because muh cute girls wielding cute weapons fighting cutely

>>157300291
Meant for >>157293482

>>157300202
Lizards bite during sex

>>157300230
>I've literally never heard of Chaotic Good

>>157249846
Turd-horn do not want.

>>157249528
Lucoa is my fav but I don't really see it this way. She's way too big bob for some people (really the only reason I prefer it for her is cause she was made for straight-shota, where it fits) and their personalities are totally different.

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>>157276600
Kobayashi's ass

>>157300745
I dont see it

>>157295463
I know not the feel, because she is my wife.

>>157300745
Is that his front?

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>>157301010
Exactly.

>>157300745
Pffftt

>>157276608
no

>>157299771

Makoto was great until I met Tohru

>live near mountains
>have steady job
>can drink
Could I find Tohru?

>>157300202
Like the Yellowstone caldera. Beneath the warm affection and genuine serenity is an apocalyptic cauldron of potential energy that might one day break loose. Also biting.

>>157303996
Do it nerd

>>157303996

youll probably find a seria killer

>>157305457
He is the killer.

>>157249344
Can I trade her for a better model?

>>157307494

She's perfect

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wife

>>157307985
Think she could stick that horn in my ass?

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>>157308078
It looks like it's already been there.

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>>157255401
Because gabdro is much better

>>157311179
Pretty hot desu.
I'd let Elma ram me with that rod on her head.

Elma>Tohru

>>157312190
The adaptation of gabriel dropout was shit, one joke for character

>>157312468

Kobayashi>everyone else

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You died