>girl walks in on guy changing >EHHHHHHHHH!!! BAKA HENTAI

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>girl is late for school
>sprints out of house with toast in her mouth
>accidentally runs into mysterious boy
>falls, chokes to death on toast
>remainder of show is about responsible girl who is always on time and gets straight A's
>she never marries but devotes her life to science

>Anon goes to /a/
>Finds yet another cancerous greentext thread complaining about anime cliche followed by a reaction image

>>157228084
better than an anime general

>Girl trips and falls on a guy
>Somehow gets his dick in her mouth
>KYAAA! YAMETE HENTAI!
>Girl gets slapped to the moon

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>>157228084
>Anon goes to /a/
>Finds yet another cancerous greentext thread complaining about anime cliche followed by a reaction image
>Doesn't complain about it

>>157229815
> Anon does not go to /a/ and leaves his apartment for the first time in a week instead.
> Does not get hit by truck.

>>157229936
>Anon does not go to /a/ and leaves his apartment for the first time in a week instead.
>Gets hit by a truck
>Is just dead

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>girl in anime comes from china
>knows martial arts, and dress stereotypical chinese outfit
>talks in proverbs

>>157227843
That has been done before. I can't recall the name but it was a sol from the 90s.

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>guy with boner falls on girl

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>>157230220
>girl with boner falls on a guy

>>157230470
>guy with boner falls on girl with boner
>SCHWING sound effect

>fate shut in neet lives by himself and plays game
>parents force him to go outside. outside he gets hit by a truck for being such a slow piece of shit
>get re-incarnated into a new fantasy world...
>but he's still an ugly fat piece of shit

maybe he can learn magic but this won't be a 'oh if only I could start over' show

>super serious fightan girl
>she is going to inherit the dojo of her family but doesn't really want to
>oh and she actually really likes cute things too wow who would have guessed

>>157230597
>Guy falls in love with truck
>Gets hit by Japanese girl

>>157230597
>weak guy learns how to fight, but sucks at first
>trains and trains
>still sucks
>everyone agrees he has no potential

>>157230765
>Guy falls in love with truck
is getting hit by a truck some japanese cliche?

>>157230808
over used to the point that Kono suba made fun of the cliche by having Kazuma die by not being run over by a truck

> School idol is prettiest girl in school.
> Track and field star, top of the class grades.
> But only MC discovers her secret:
> She is secretly fat.
>
> Don't ask how it works, just go with it.

>>157231068
Isn't that basically Masamune-kun's Revenge?

>>157230808
Whenever the plot requires a character to die, the go-to plot device in anime/manga is a runaway truck.

>black guy in anime
>has white man's voice

>harem with one trap
>trap wins

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>MC confesses his love to a girl
>They become a cute couple
>They kiss

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PHffbbmNWU

>>157230808
Crime rate too low for thief with a gun, not many fire deaths, and truck drivers as with any country are extremely overworked with little sleep and a lot to do. If you need a quick way to kill off a character that doesn't raise eyebrows, it's that in Jap writing.

>>157231216
It's already been done.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EtzlKJ1dObU

>>157231216
>black guy in anime
>gets the best girl

>black woman in anime
>it has white features with a dark skin

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>guy walks in on girl changing
>she doesn't react to it and keeps changing

>>157228084
You think THAT'S bad, remember that time I started a waifu thread with no image?

>>157231354
has never happened

>>157231354
There was a really good doujin that started like this. Some Idol type thing. I could never find it again because I don't know my idol shows.

>>157229750
name 999 shows where this happens

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>>157230808
>cliche

>>157231559
fuck, i was scared for a moment there

>>157231559
what was his fucking problem?

>>157231411
https://youtube.com/watch?v=AfxitIDRK7c

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>Bad guy immediately transforms to his final form and uses is ultimate move instead of sandbagging for 8 episodes.

>>157231636
great scene, but not what was mentioned

>>157231598
he's an asian on the wheels, you need a better explanation?

>>157231598
The driver is also a victim of trucks.

>>157231639
that would actually be pretty cool

>>157228029
>>she never marries but devotes her life to science
>wastes all her money on young male hosts
>kills herself by jumping off the roof at the end
>one big PSA for Japanese kids to BREED

>>157231598
Probably playing Pokemon Go.

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>isekai world
>final boss's ultimate move is pulling out a gun and shooting MC

>>157231639
>still loses because anyone who uses their ultimate move first automatically loses

>>157231262
go to /h/ you filthy animal, this is a christian board

>male MC find and downloads hypnosis app on his phone
>his sister finds it and uses it to rape him

>>157231804
This happens in the movie Wizards.

the bad guy is expecting a magical showdown for the fate of the world and the MC just pulls out a gun and shoots him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cZqRzHnI8s

>>157232092
name 5 vns and 20 animes where this happens

>>157228029
YES

>>157232092
It exists I read it last week.

>>157232452
The fuck? Seriously?

>>157230516
>Guts with boner falls on potato
>CLANG sound effect

>>157233393
https://exhentai.org/g/578566/9246b273de/

>>157231725
To be a true psa it'll have to involve the science girl going back in time to relive her life and choosing a family and work on the side this time around.

>>157231598
He was passing and going back to the correct lane without knowing someone was there. Still an ass for doing that at a crosswalk.

>>157228084
>this thread walks into anons room
>Finds yet another cancerous filth infested pigsty with a fat neckbeard fighting with his mom about an allowance

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>>157227843
Kill yourself OP

>>157227843
I'd do the same if she was ugly.

>>157228084
>idiot goes to /a/
>goes into thread to complain about the complainers complaning.

Truly does it have one's mind react in a most peculiar way.

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>main character is a special snowflake who's the son of the most powerful demon lord and an archangel
>is an orphan and doesnt know about parents
>doesnt inherit any powers
>rather, ends up weaker

>>157231411
Time to watch more anime buddy.

>>157231411
Usually happens with deadpan lolis or Rei clones. And sluts too.

>>157231297
Shit, they should just have someone isekai after getting hit with a nuke, just to change it up a bit. Don't even mention the nuke afterward, like a daily part of life for them.

>>157231804
>Anime goes on to show all Final Boss' plans fall apart on their own
>Final Boss sits quietly next to MC's body as all his dreams crumble
>Stares down at gun, shrugs, tosses it aside and walks off into the sunset

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>A girl falls in love with her brother
>Her brother starts to realize he also loves his sister in a romantic way
>It's just a phase
>They both get romantically involved with other people and have a healthy, non incestuous sibling relationship

How come sometimes these greentext /v/ threads get deleted, other times mods let them stay up?

>>157237671
This is how it should have happened, dammit.

>>157237697
It's because the no-fun allowed American mods are mostly asleep right now.

>>157231068
>MC is a chubby chaser

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>>157236157
>moron goes to /a/
>goes into thread to complain about the complainer complaining about the complainers.

Anon...

>>157231546
What?

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>>157228084
>Anon posts a thread to shit on tsunderes
>Mods delete it

>guy walks in on girl changing
>ah gomenasai
>daijobu
>guy walks out

>A boy falls in love with a girl.
>Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus ex machina with the girl’s phone number.
>Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.
>But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day’s confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression.
>After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn’t exist in this universe at all.
>She is the girl’s alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC’s own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.
>Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves.
>While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

>>157238490
Fuck off. Everyone knows KeitAi

>>157229750
If you want to keep it PG, probably touches his nipples or something. I get a feeling most guys don't like that sensation. Dick in mouth disease would probably not fly anymore. But groping is fine.

>>157238169
>dumb feelshitter phoneposter thread got deleted
What's wrong with this exactly?

>>157238600
>Girl slips a hand under his shirt and touches his nipple

Yeah, I can agree with that. It feels weird when something touches mine.

>>157231636
>walk in on actual 11/10 woman who doesn't immediately scream, and who carries on in sighing nonchalant manner
I actually have no idea how I would react in this situation. inb4 "rape her" memes

>>157231320
Bob was one of the best things in TT

>>157228084
except that's not a cliche? or is that your "joke"?

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>>157231411
It has though.

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>due to plot MC now has a cute girl around him
>he doesn't act like a whiny passive-aggressive little shit with a stick up his ass, but joins her in her shenanigans since they are way more fun than a normal japanese life
>soon they start flirting with each other
>they go out and make out like typical horny teenagers would
>male friends sincerely congratulate MC
>no other girl gives a crap about him

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>>157227843
>token Japanese/White crossbreed character
>the character's mother is Japanese, the father is White
Just kidding lmao, based Japan aint that cucked yet.

>>157237671
>>157237772
Shut your disgusting whore mouths.

>>157238761
I've seen that.

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>>157238761
>implying

>girl falls down
>completly avoids beta MC on the way down
>her skirt is long enough not to show her pantsu

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>>157237995
>piece of shit goes to /a/
>goes into thread to post bait pic and complain about the complainer complaining about the complainers complaining

dumbass...

>>157238761
japan is literally the most cucked country there is. they're basicaly america's bitch.

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>>157238761

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>>157238490
It's so overused I can't react to it anymore.

You beat the dead horse, raised it as a zombie, beat it some more, killed it again and continued to beat it.

>girl with huge tits shows up
>MOO cow sound-effect plays

>>157233489
i love hentai

>>157227843
School Rumble did this joke.

>>157238761
Why would any western woman breed with a jap male?
>likely shorter than her
>small penis
>no free time
>the guy doesnt speak english and since women usually arent weebs they dont bother learning japanese

>>157231598
Japanese drivers are shitty as fuck, let me tell you.
They overtake in no overtaking zones, drive 15 to 20km/h over the posted limit all the time, including 30km/h zones, they change lanes without indicating, they stop on the side of the road where there is no shoulder and just turn on their hazards and sit there for 10 minutes waiting for someone.

The guy in the tiny truck probably thought the person stopping was stopping for some other reason, or he was just being too slow for him so he was aiming to overtake anyway it just happened the crosswalk was there and a little girl was going to cross.

What will Japan do once the self-driving trucks become common?

>>157239241
Stop killing little girls.

>>157239195
>Why would any western woman breed with a jap male?
Visit r/asianmasculinity, they'd be happy to inform you. You might need a bag ready for the white "women" tho lmao.

>>157239241
More neets.

>>157239195
Actual weeaboos.
I say this because of the JAVs with weeaboo chicks in them who basically did AV to pay for their trip to japan.

>>157239204
>Japanese drivers

Make that any human driver. Do you think this shit only happens in japan? It just happens to cater to our interests. I'm sure more people die on traffic on usa, europe, russia, china, etc

>>157231639
There's a manga where this happens, Maou is bored or some shit like that

>>157233489
Reminder, this artist is a woman.

>>157238761
Read American Imouto.

>>157239999
>https://exhentai.org/g/578566/9246b273de/
>Reminder, this artist is a woman.

As if you had to mention that.

>>157232114
Shame the movie was fucking shit.

>>157238761
>Mother is Japanese
>Father is White
If only this didn't happen in real life, eh, Japan?

>>157241272
Galko's mother is japanese and her father is gaijin.

>>157227843
>Guy walks in on girl changing
>Girl is actually a male silverback gorilla
>Guy is actually a male silverback gorilla
>Monkey trouble

>>157231262
Scanlations never.I even forgive the name.

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>>157238761
it's not that rare, anon

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>>157236157
>Truly does it have one's mind react in a most peculiar way.

>walks on your dick
>stumbles upon it
Oh my god

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>>157242744
>Hooting and hollering at each other in unintelligible language
>Gorilla couple turns out to be wife and husband
>they work things out

>draw a girl
>is actually a girl

>draw a boy
>is actually a boy

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>>157242744

>>157227843
I would actually watch an anime that took all of the gender based tropes of modern anime and swapped the genders then played it completely straight. As in, left it exactly as if the genders never switched.

So, you have your female MC who's a lovable goof and a slight pervert
You have her female rival with homosexual undertones
You have the Tsundere guy who has a hair trigger who beats the shit out of the MC for being a goofball as part of a recurring gag
You have your female MC falling onto a guy and accidentally grabbing his crotch and getting punched through a wall for it

So on and so forth, literally just played completely straight with not even a hint of irony.

I would watch this purely for the sake of how bizarre it would be to see.

>>157239278
https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/comments/6b1qga/how_white_trolls_false_flag_asian_women/

lol

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>girl realises that the benefit of being a high school girl is being able to grope other high school girls

>>157243916
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/comments/6b1qga/how_white_trolls_false_flag_asian_women/
Surely no true Scotish-Asian-woMAN (who speaks English, and has come to know self-selected somewhat successful Foreigners) would put down Asian man.

>>157243916
>https://www.reddit.com/r/AsianMasculinity/comments/6azjyt/obama_ditched_a_white_woman_for_michelle_what_the/

"Asian women who marry a Foreigner should just shut the fuck up."

>seiseki yuushuu, supootsu bannou
Every time I hear this I die a little bit inside

>>157229987
>Anon gets hit by a truck
>Truck dies
>Anon is prosecuted for murder

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>reading/ watching a harem
>ends in monogamy

>>157245448
>he somehow evades prosecution with help of some mysterious figure
>turns out that Truck is still alive and he's that mysterious figure

>>157245448
>anon gets hit by truck is isekaied into a fantasyland where the monsters are trucks
>meets a pinto and falls in love
>pinto gets hit by a familiar looking truck
>it was the same truck
>he's now chasing the truck with a taste for petrol and vengeance

>>157230802
RIP world trigger

> /a/ is isekai'd to another world.

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>guy sees something that shocks/upsets him
>starts running the other way at full speed, with eyes closed, panting really hard until he bumps into someone

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>>157227843

>>157233483
>not donovan sound effect

>>157247326
>translated
Self-made, or was I on the wrong sites?

>>157247312
>The person he bumps into is his main love interest/the buddy that solves all of the MCs problems

>>157247679
it was translated on /d/ a while ago

>>157231411
Medaka Box.

>two people go into a haunted house
>it's a parody of the girl-clinging-to-guy thing
>never played straight anymore

>harem story
>all the girls are competing for the guy
>they're friends or rivals
>try to get the guy to love them more than the rest
>never actively try to take out the competition
Yandere-sim OVA when?

>Powerlevels anime
>MC defeats final boss
>Mastermind who is just a normal guy and friend of the MC shows up and backstabs him
>True final encounter is a fist fight between the Mastermind and the MC's love interest

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>watching Japanese animation
>all characters are white Europeans

Every time.

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>>157231804
There was a similar hero version of that

>>157231559
>here we see the truck in its natural habitat
>the young adult truck lunges at its prey, the japanese schoolchild
>the child, however, is quick to dodge
>the hunt continues for the young truck
>for it ever thirsts for the blood of children and the death cries of adolescents

>>157247326
>gross

Yeah, that about sums it up.

I like that series though. Pretty cool premise.

>>157239616
>I'm sure more people die on traffic on usa
Yeah, but there's usually alcohol involved here, sometimes crack depending on where you live.

>>157243673
Please check out Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun

>>157248949
>Yandere- Simulator adaptation
>It's told from Senpai's perspective
>You can see Ayano running around in the background every episode in a different outfit
>Senpai only meets her at the end
Would watch desu

>>157249879
I would unironically love this. Especially if the girls treated it like a harem where they were fighting to win his affection, but Armor-kun wanted absolutely none of it, actually pulling out a faded portrait and sighing when they got too ridiculous.

>anime ends as they introduce the best character
>anime is never continued
>manga ends with a FRESH ending.

>girl sees your dick
>squeezes it
>gold homeostasis comes out

>>157249879
I'd watch it, and even buy BDs if it was good.

>>157250851
>Yandere- Simulator adaptation
26 episodes of mysterious Deaths.

MC tries to find the culprit (MC is not senpai.)

>>157249879
I like it.

>>157250918
I miss Kumagawa.

>>157233489
Computer died, using phone, what's the name of it?

>>157232092
Wasn't there also some doujin about a guy with 3 sisters who hated him until they played some hypno game that made them think he was a shouta? Haven't seen that one in a while.

>>157239123
link?

>>157250907
>pulls out a faded potrait
>girls realize it must be of his wife/lost love
>it's really a 2d waifu he loves

>>157250951
>not rainbow dick
Step up your game senpai

>>157250534
>we're better because we make very poor life decisions and that's why we die more on the road

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>>157247326
Google has betrayed me, sauce?

>Show has characters

Truly the most overused trope of all

>>157251488
Author is [Amahara Teikoku (Amahara)]
It's part of a series.

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>Class gets a new student
>They aren't related to the plot and don't become a part of the main cast

>>157251730
thank you

>>157251350
>Actually a picture of Jesus, who he prays to for the strength to resist these heathens.
>Actually chronicles his struggle against his urges for these magical girls.
>Scenes of him literally scourging himself with flashes of transformations between strokes.

>>157238761
>be white
>go to any Asian country
>get pussy

lmao my man

>>157246475
Pisses me off everytime.

>>157251739
name 0 anime that do this

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>>157251739
>transfer student is supposed to be relevant to the plot
>never appears again because mangaka forgot he introduced her

>>157249879
>literally goblin slayer
>but the LN is shit
>and the manga is monthly

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>uses forbidden technique that will kill him if he uses it
>actually dies
>forever

>guy falls on girl
>accidentally grabs her boob
>he squeezes her boob tighter because he doesn't care and gets pissed at the girl for making him trip

>>157253605
has never happened

>>157253605
name 1 (one) anime that does this

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>He tells her upfront she's thicc

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>>157254984
Related

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>>157255171
I found out this is Yuri. How often does that guy appear?

>>157231598
Didn't meet his quota for isekai protagonists.

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>>157231636
Sorry not sorry

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>>157255381
>yuri
Are you sure about that?

>>157255812
>>157255381
>>157254984
Hate to be that guy but saucenao, tineye and yandex find nothing and searching "shame!" results nada. What is it ?

>>157255812
Google-image search mislead me then. I'd like to know sauce myself. Seems like a good read for the most part.

>>157239241
Blame sensor/programming/mechanical failure.

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>>157247190
>>meets a pinto and falls in love

So are the girls/people cars in this world?

>girl fall down stair onto MC
>MC dodges the fuck out
>girl plants face on the concrete
>wants an apology
>MC tell her to fuck off
>MC is a master dodger
>dodges responsabilities
>dodges trucks
>dodges blame
>dodges el girl for the rest of the serie

Post retarded nippon stronk moments
>special katana
>nipponese swordfighting

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>>157257840
>el girl
muy bien

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>MC rejects advances from girls because he openly admits he's gay

>Harem of Yandere
>The Main character is killed in an unfortunate unrelated accident but somehow they've come to love each other
>Slice of life about cute girls doing cute things during the day and lewd things during the night
>One of them can't forgive the others and is secretly trying to kill them... with orgasms.

>>157257840
This sounds amazing.

>>157258092
I don't know what happened there.

>>157230597
>Atelier Tanaka
tfw adaption never

>>157229750
There's a doujin about this, you know.

>>157230597
mushoku tensei ? I mean he still takes on his fat piece of shit appearance in his dreams.

>MC is a Landsknecht Mercenary transported into a generic shitty isekai with cute girls
>He's a great fighter but genuinely too stupid to actually try anything grand
>Spends his days fighting for pay
>He has no moral allegiance whatsoever
>For enough money he'll fight for the Final Boss
>For enough money he'll betray the good guys
>Entire episodes just centred on him getting shitfaced drunk and fucking girls that are super exotic for him (Elfs etc.) but are totally normal for everyone else
>Hillariously confused why everyone lets everyone else finish their shitty monologues
>Kills people mid epic speech, mid transformation, mid flashback

>Second arc focuses on him being paid by the main villain to kill Isekai protagonists that get TRUCKED into the world
>Every second episode or so is from the perspective of an Isekai Protagonist
>We see him fall in love with generic Love-Interest
>We see him set up his adventure
>We see him make first progress and use some modern technology as "magic"
>Last 5 minutes is him being chased by Landsknecht Chan
>Before he dies he sees everything he worked for being cut to pieces by a 2m long sword wielded by someone too stupid and drunk to even remotely know what's happening.

>>157242399
So that's why she's a disgusting whore.

>>157228084
>r/anime goes to /a/
>complains about a thread he thinks is cancerous

>>157260341
>r/anime goes to /a/
>complains about a thread he thinks is cancerous to appear he's not a complete newfag

>Girl steps on the road
>Truck-kun slams in to her
>The truck shatters and is totaled after hitting her
>The driver dies
>She's branded a murderer

>>157260339
GALKO IS PURE

>>157260419
>r/anime is run over by a truck and gets isekai'd to /a/

>>157260439
I host to god can see this premise working.

Have every single cliche. Toast in mouth, late for school, then WHAM truck coming in for the kill, oh shit subversion of two cliches!

Then it smashes into her and crumples around her and she walks out, confused and frightened but unscathed.

Would be the most iconic opening chapter of the decade. No fucking joke.

There are so many western fantasy books that are so good and would make wonderful anime material.

Its a fucking shame i tell you.

>>157260253
ive once read a book that sounds similiar.
A Landknecht falls asleep and awakes like 1thousand years later to discover that the world didnt change very much besides obvious fantasy elements. He then proceeds to take odd jobs protecting merchants with his big ass kriegsmesser that is new to everyone.
Later he has to protect a man and his 2 half elf daughters while on the way to a big city so they can find a husband because they can only bond who is compatible with them magicaly, Knecht bonds with them on accident because hes shit at magic but has rare magic.

Still uses Kriegsmesser like everywhere.

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>Tough character has a soft spot for children
This will never not work on me, it's just so sweet.

>A slightly windy day
>All women walking around with blushing cheeks as the wind caresses their nips and blow up their skirts.

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>>157238873
>deepshit goes to /a/
>Goes to a shitty thread and notices a chain reaction of people complaining about complainers who complain about other complainers complaining about complaining.

>>157260832
i want to impregnate mirei

>>157251455
It's better but also worse. Ours usually involve some form of substance that inhibits driving ability.

Japan just sucks at driving.

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>>157260875
>windy day
>this happens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDpblJ44YG4

>>157231821
>smoke clears after attack
>Hero is unharmed
>Imposible that was my strongest attack.
>BAKKANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>>157227843
Ma nigga

>>157238761
>Not cucked
>Literally have to use a legal loophole to have their own armed forces

>>157231598
He probably panicked and instead of looking where he wanted to go he kept his sight on the little girl. You tend to kind of steer where you're looking sometimes so that's my guess.

>>157231258
Fucking adolescent adam

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>>157227843
>cute male character has to start cross-dressing for a disguise
>convenient events follow suit that force him to keep cross-dressing to maintain the disguise/illusion
>has to go female underwear shopping
>gets pitied by the clerk who tells him that "her" breasts will grow soon

>>157256156

Hate to be that guy, but I found it. You didn't exhaust your options. Hint, this has been posted before.

>>157239204
>drive 15 to 20km/h over the posted limit all the time
Literally nothing wrong with this.

>Guy meets older, super-small, super-flat tsundere, beatings shown as horrific and potentially lethal
>They get married, the beatings continue, though she hates herself for it and really wants to stop, but she just can't, her body is preventing her from getting pregnant, which becomes a trigger provoking more spousal violence/rape from his wife (it's easy to rape a guy who refuses to hurt you, male power is meaningless if they refuse to use it)
>Guy meets younger, super-tall, super-curvy female employer, he drunkenly confesses his problems to her one night, she empathizes with him, and they fuck
>From guy's perspective, boss is just an employer/friend who he drunk-fucked one night in a moment of weakness, Tsun is the girl who he loves more than anything in the world and wishes to reform, it becomes obvious he means a lot more to his boss, though, and guy tries to cut all ties with her, apart from professional, though her advances become so bad that he is trying to find another place of employment so that he can cut that tie as well (complain to HR? file a lawsuit? he can't b/c reasons)
>Female boss is a secret Yandere who sees guy as her dream lover, who is being held captive and controlled by his wife, she is the real reason he is being made to avoid her, Yan tries to kill the abusive wife, in a perfect murder, so that no one will even know there was a murder in the first place (as Yan realizes that she will be the first suspect), and to take the place of the guy's wife, which is why she doesn't use blackmail him about the affair, she wants him to truly fall in love with her, she does not make the typical yandere mistakes
>There is a time limit on this goal, however, while guy is unable to get is wife pregnant, he DID manage to get Yan preggers during that one night of drunk fucking, and Yan wants to marry him and raise the child together, to that end, she will not inform him of the child until after the wife is gone, and she has replaced her.

>>157255479
i said this before in one of those "write an anime plot" threads but it love to see a show about a guy that gets hired as a trucker in japan where the company ends up being a front for making isekai protaganists and each episode it cuts between SoL delivery shit with nice scenery and running over various people complete with cliches. every time something is about to happen it cuts to the inside of the cabin where you hear people shouting and hear bumps and whatnot.
You would also never actually see any evidence that there is another world the people are being sent too and the MC has to trust the company's word for it when he finds out what his real job is

>Holy Paladin full in Golden armor in a fantasy world of swords and magic
>no sword just a shieldbow that has 3000 punds pull on it and can make arrows break the sound barrier
>One shots everything

>>157231725
>one big PSA for Japanese kids to BREED
>Jap companies fire women for being pregnant.
Yep.

>>157232092
>>157232452
>>157233489
There's also this, only it's a mom.
https://exhentai.org/g/1014611/8a57894c72/

>>157260253
Does this exist?

>>157264222
you wish

me too

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>>157233489
>Sister Control
Top tier taste

>>157264134
Lemme guess, it's the King App extra chapter
I know my mind control porn

>>157263040
-dere fans are the fucking weirdest, shittiest people
Go away autist

>>157263040
You had me at actual, emotionally damaging domestic abuse by a tsundere, though I'm not so sure about the yandere.

>>157253309
I knew there was a reason I was thinking about picking this up.

>>157264857
I'd really like that series if it weren't for the teacher NTR. That was unnecessary, just have her be single and him fuck her in front of the class.

>>157267241
>"I'm fine with rape but did you had to make it so she was touched by a guy? Like ick"

>>157267280
>NTR is shit
Yes, it's not very hard to understand.

>>157263733
Should not this be illegal?

>>157230220
>It's a /tv/ makes a thread on /a/ episode