Do your Moms still even talk to you?

>>157179140
Nope.

>>157179140
>picture unrelated

She's my best friend.

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>>157179140

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She deserved it.

>>157179392
>hentai can't make me cry

literally no one has said this.

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>>157179140
Mom thread?

>>157179140
>This image.
Fuck you.

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>>157179140

not cool dude

>>157179436
Also, this. What a dumbass cunt.

I can understand the FMA dog girl, but this bitch was just stupid.

>>157179140
You guys said there would be epilogue chapter

>>157179392
not even hentai you reddit faggot

>>157179586

You sound like the reddit retard here. This is made by the porn artist Shindoi or something, and this one happens to be more tragic and more fuller story than other smut. Only reddit fags believe any anime or anime/manga related stuff is beyond what it actually is.

> "OMG this hentai is ART!~"

Go back there and write a review of how Cain and Abel is exemplified in Ero Manga Sensei or something.

>>157179140
I live with my mom. She's basically my best friend. It's deeply unhealthy

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>>157179989
It's also unhealthy if you also fuck her, anon

>>157179140
Two years ago, I broke both arms and tried to copy that one dude on reddit.

No one in my family is on speaking terms with me.

>>157179989
It's okay to be cool with your parents.

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>>157179140
My mom wants to talk to me all the time ever since I left for the military. I want to talk to her but it just reminds me of how alone I really am and it really messes me up. I've always been a mama's boy and can't stand being away from my family. Cherish and honor your parents /a/ you never know when they will leave this earth.
Could I get sauce on the pic?

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>>157180311
>Could I get sauce on the pic?
Emergence by ShindoL. Be advised, it's not what you think it is.

>>157179140
I'm currently a NEET living with my Mom. She keeps reminding me to hurry up and get a job, but she still cares about me.

Stop projecting your own mother issues OP.

>>157180453
if you know its by ShindoL how can it not be what you think it is...

>>157180511
Hey, man, Vanilla ShindoL is worth all the pain

>>157179140

She'll bang on the gong at the top of the stairs when it's time for me to be fed.

>>157180453
what is it?

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>>157179140
Is it time for Oyakodon between a tomboy & her mom?

>>157180511
It's not what you think it is because it has a happy ending where it skips forward in time to OPs pic but then you realize it's just a hallucination caused by a heroin overdose as she miscarriages and dies.

>>157180968
Suffering.

>>157179923
What the fuck are you talking about it's called a doujin you fucking autist not hentai.

>>157181023
That has never been confirmed.

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>>157181079
It's all going to be okay anon.

>>157181079
>Being this denial
I think you suffered a lot anon.

>>157181075
You're a retard, there are doujin that aren't porn

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>please fuck my retard daughter normal, please

>>157181035
okay I've just read it. it was alright. I've read sadder. anyone got any other tragic ones like this? preferably with a happy/bittersweet ending?

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>ShindoL

Can't we just makes this a nice thread about our mothers?

>>157179140
No
She died in 2009

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>>157181425
yes please

>>157181423
Did you really read the 7 chapters in half an hour?

>>157179140
>that pic
What a minute...

>>157181423
>I've read sadder
What specifically? I hate suffering but I can't stop reading it.
I've only read like one thing that triggered me more than Henshin. For some reason it was so bad that it burned itself into my brain and now I think of it every time I think of hentai or remembering things and I had to create a happy ending so that I wasn't constantly triggered.I'm still triggered fuck ir's bad.

>>157181489
I'm a fast reader.

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>>157181438
I'm sorry for you loss anon. I hope you can be happy for her today, because she wouldn't like to see you sad.

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>This mom will never have a loving husband who genuinely cares for her

Why does anime hate mothers?

>>157181554
well, maybe because it was the first time I read a hentai that actually touched me, but there was one with a little girl dying. forget the name/artist though. there are a few others but I'd have to think for a bit to recollect what they were.

and of course school girl in concrete. but yeah, the ones like OP where they're surprisingly poignant are great. love when really explicit stuff does that. it goes places no other type stories can go, except for maybe in novels where you don't have to see it. there's something unique about it though, when it's not solely for shock value/arousal.

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>>157179140
she still kisses me when I come to visit. just a peck though

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>>157181438
I'm sorry anon, truly.

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>>157181791
I will never be able to look at that manga without think of the thread that birthed this screencap.

>>157181590
I don't know
besides it's not mother's day here

>>157179140
>Do your Moms still even talk to you?

I live in her house so I have to interact with her fairly often.

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>>157179140
Shit, that's tomorrow huh. What to get as a gift...

>>157181554
I just remembered the other recent one. it was by kawady max and about these three girls imprisoned and raped/tortured repeatedly. there's a scene where one of them haves amnesia and skates on a puddle of semen like she's ice skating. it's one of the most dysfunctional things I've ever seen in a manga, yet at the same time it was weirdly touching.

Mom was too busy being an alcoholic and a whore. You guys are more family to me than she ever was

>>157181925

Grandchildren would be great.

>>157179140
I talk to her once a week. I don't like her as a person, but I love her as a mom. Thanks for putting up with me.

She and my dad told me that it was okay to be single. My sister will probably produce grandchildren anyway. I wonder if she would feel the same way if she knew how many gallons of semen I've expended to Mongolian cave paintings.

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>>157179140
> OP image

Yeah on the daily cause i take care of them now, feels weird to take care of your parents tbqh, but its better than dump them in a old people home.

>>157181468
Sauce? Saucenao and google aren't giving me anything.

>>157182115
he'll have to hurry then.

>>157182332
Developing time travel would be a nice bonus.

>>157182332

Announce intent this year, then next year show results.

>>157181075
doujin usually applies to parody though rather than a original concept like this

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>>157179140
She's the person that talks with me the most, and probably the only person that truly loves me.
The only reason I haven't killed myself is because it would make her very depressed.

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>>157182252
Shh no tears

>>157182463
Cherish your mother anon.

>>157182463
>Demonmom's repeatedly almost gotten her son killed in the past couple chapters.

I think we need to call child services to have him removed from the home.

>>157179140
Yeah. We talked on facebook. About cats.

any good anal doujins with moms?

>>157182841
Fuck you

>>157181489
Wut. 7 chapters is not that long. I read the entirity of Jojo in 2 days

>>157182841
https://exhentai.org/g/790972/b221b56c6a/

>>157183346
>Yokkora

Does he still draw anteater faces? I couldn't fap to his shit for the longest time because of that.

>>157180453
>it's not what you think it is.
I thought it would be natural selection.
>It is natural selection
Darwin was right.
It's her parents fault though.

>>157179140
You fucking animal

>>157182463
>The only reason I haven't killed myself is because it would make her very depressed.
same for me
only difference is that I don't talk with her that much

>>157181845
In the thread after he posted that he's also doing one for his sister

I hope he did and if you're here now anon pls post it

>>157182171
>I wonder if she would feel the same way if she knew how many gallons of semen I've expended to Mongolian cave paintings.
She knows.

>>157179140
We just finished the last episode of DRRR!!x2 together. So far though her favorite anime is Black Butler

Yes I do show her fujo shows on purpose, she takes to them very well.

>>157179140
>>157179392
>>157180453
god you guys are fucking idiots about this thing every time it's brought up

>hurr she's hopping on everyone's cock because she wants to be liked, so sad
>she let her dad fuck her repeatedly, so sad
>hurr durr smega infested hobo penis, how tragic

last chapter she gets raped and cums when some dude stomps on her vagina

gotta tell ya, it really made me tear up a bit

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we talk almost every day. our relationship is incredibly unhealthy. i love my mother but she kind of destroyed my life. i don't know if i can ever forgive her for that.

>>157181554
Bradherley no Basha

>>157179140
Being that my mother killed herself she occasionally talks to me.

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>>157181438
2013 here

>>157183931
I was expecting that response.

If she knows, I respect her all the more. She's a super-serious Christfag and hardly batted an eyelid when I told her that I wasn't going to attend church any more. Either she's amazingly accepting and open-minded, or she's given up on me.

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Seriously, what was wrong with those guys? How can you be such a fucking asshole? They fucking kill a girl, they're murderers!

>>157182463
Same here, also I'm a coward so I probably wouldnt anyway.

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>Haven't talked to my mom in years
>I know if I start now she just going to ask me why I haven't finished college, got a girlfriend, rant about how I'm just like my dead beat father etc.

She getting a card through the mail and that it.

>>157181438
mine died in 2010, i know the feeling all too well anon.

>>157184559
Asians don't have souls

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Mine just called me a souless leech and useless piece of shit.

And tomorrow is mother's day.

For those who lost their mothers, I'm very sorry. I wish you have the strength to move forward and remember them with joy, not sadness.

I still sleep with my mom sometimes.
And before any of you say anything, there is nothing sexual about it.

>>157184559
This kinda broke my suspension of disbelief and killed it for me. Though in hindsight that part where her father just fuck isn't all that more believable either. Then again >>157184641

>>157184445
Wat

>>157179556
Nice defense mechanism.

She was an innocent, naive and lonely girl who only wanted to be loved.

>>157184768
Is it sexual?

>>157184768
I do the same sometimes by watching soap operas with her in the living room.

>>157181554
Geiger Counter was fucking awful.
Girl in concrete is even more awful because it actually happened.

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>>157182463
Same here, can't do that to my parents

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>>157181845
This is why I want to learn to draw.
It's the only outlet for my disgusting fantasies.

>like my mom but also know I stand to inherit more than a million dollars if she pops off

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Have you come to terms with your desires /a/?

>>157184972
Freud was a hack

>>157184769
The part with the father raping her was kind of over the top for me, but it does happen in real life.
I guess he just wanted to tackle as many life-breaking scenarios in a single doujin as possible.

That part where the kids kill her was fucking dumb though, should have been some random thugs and it would've been believable.

>>157184961
Just appreciate her while she's alive. Money can come from lots of places. You'll only ever have one (genetic) mother.

>>157184685
lol

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>>157184972
One thing for sure, my mother emotionally abusing me and not supporting my life goals turned me into a massive failure.
I have no will to carry one honestly, I'm just waiting to wither and rot because I'm a coward and can't end myself.

>>157179140
Yes. She calls me every day to chat. The conversations don't last very long just a short "how was your day?" sorta small talk.

She sometimes brings me left overs because she's still use to cooking for 4 people even after 10 years of my sister and I not living with her.

>>157184809

No, im pretty sure she wasn't

>>157185107
>>>/adv/

>>157184768
You should make it sexual.

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Cant beleive shes a mom

>>157179140
Mommy is the only one who talks to me

My okaa-san and I play pranks on each other and mock low budget films

>>157184582
>being as bad as your dead beat father
Isn't that the only thing motivating you forward?

>>157185231
Well for one, she's not real

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>>157179140
Fuck you for making that image you piece of shit.

Who here has fapped to their mom for mothers day?

>>157181075
>doujin
You fucking moron, educate yourself

>>157185456
Only cousins for me.

>>157185456
If my mom was remotely attractive I might consider it. She's 66, tiny, graying and beginning to wrinkle.

>>157185456
There was that one guy who drew porn of his own mom.

>>157185456
I have fapped to her before, with her underwear and all.
Got bored of it after a couple years though, then I just started crossdressing with her clothes occasionally.

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>>157185565
>>157185588
>>157185626
>>157185646
what the hell is wrong with you people

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>>157182109
From one anon to another

>>157185646
Thats not normal, anon.

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>>157179140
You could say that
>messages me every day and if I don't respond within 15 minutes she texts me
>If I don't respond to that she calls me
>messages are just her asking me the same "how are you" questions everyday and telling me to have a good day and go to the store when I need to
>I live maybe an hour away from her and she literally doesn't leave me alone even if I tell her she's being annoying.

I swear she is going to have a mental breakdown when I leave for a year to Nipland

>>157183641
hnnnnggggg

>>157184955
get to it!

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>>157179140
At least most anons will never be THAT anon who ended up fucking his own estranged biological mother.

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>>157185565
>Only cousins for me.

>>157184049
hey, if schindler's list is considered sad, I don't see why this can't be.

>>157180286
Please explain I don't go on reddit

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remembah me?

>>157179140
I have a ok relationship with my mom.

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>>157182511

>>157185866

Author commited suicide yet?

>>157179140

>Do your Moms still even talk to you?

Daily, and she's killing me.

>insists I stay at home while attending college
>fine whatever, it makes studying easier since I don't have to manage shit
>won't let me cook or do my laundry, she does it (and complains if I do either task)
>got annoyed when I got a job and said I should be focusing on studying instead
>graduate college
>ready to move out and so on
>won't let me leave
>25 years old now with a fuckhuge stack of cash in the bank (because no house/apartment bills to pay) and she won't let me go

Help.

>>157185770
what are you, his psychiatrist? gonna prescribe him some paxil to "even him out"?
hmm? is that "normal"?

>>157185866
That nd Elfen Lied was so over the top it just made me yawn, yet shit like OP really made me feel sad for a good couple hours.

Where is the line between over the top tryhard, and genuine sad?

>>157185922
>Quite literally living the dream
>Complaining
Want some help? Here's an advice: Stop being a whiny bitch.

>>157185771
I'm currently in Japan for a year too and not only I have to send her a message every morning, she calls me every night and God forbids if I don't reply.

>>157185922
do you not have access to your own records and assets? sounds to me like you can leave any time.

>>157185866

That shit tried so hard to be edgy that was funny.

>>157185922
poor baby.

>>157185922
You have a job, right? What's preventing you from just packing up?

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>>157185922

>Complaining about not having a lazy fat shrew of a mother

I wish I could switch wombs with you.

>>157185935
I'm more likely to prescribe him a bullet in the head. What he described sounds the origin story for just about every serial killer

>>157185978

>living the dream
>try to fuck a girl
>can't because mom hovers me 24/7 and interrogates any girl I bring home

>>157186007
>>157186038

She would be very upset if I left, to the point of being absolutely heart broken.

>>157186057
Are you Italian?

>>157186057
Your mom wants to make you her husband.
Just like in my porn comics

>>157185922
Poor fucking baby

>>157186057
>She would be very upset if I left, to the point of being absolutely heart broken.
So you don't want to leave after all. Got it.

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>>157185991
At least now I know what I have to look forward to. Thanks anon

>>157185991
Sounds like my older sisters.

Which mum is the best mum /a/ ?

>>157186093

No, but people would instantly assume that to be the case due to this situation.

>>157186119

Anon I respect and love my mother very much. Unlike you assholes, I want to make sure she is happy. The problem is that I seemingly cannot escape without making her sad.

>>157186166
Yours

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>>157179140
Yes, we literally talk once a day; either by facetime, a phone call, or a text. Sometimes the conversation just involves us asking each other how our day went or sending a funny meme in the groupchat that involves my brother. She tends to text us "good night" with an "i love you" and a "dios te bendiga" before going to sleep.

We've always been very close.

>>157185963
https://exhentai.org/g/789167/55e41be746/

>>157186093
What's being Italian gotta do with it?

>>157186191
Thank you kind anon.

I live with her so we get along fine. It's my dad that I don't see often.

>>157186133
Expect to be asked every day what did you eat, where did you eat, about your friends and stuff.
Oh and if she's like my mom don't absolutely tell her that you are losing weight (since I assume that everyone that goes to Japan loses weight) or all hell breaks loose.
>>157186248
Everything, anon. Everything.

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>>157186166
>willing to screw the world over for her daughter

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>>157185922
Get the fuck out, of this thread. Stay with your mother

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Moms are not for lewd!

>>157186172
You are now aware that actions have consequences.

>>157184972
She's not attractive enough for that

>>157186274
Jesus we might have the same mom, she complains constantly if I am loosing weight. She's even more upset that I don't eat lunch.

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Do you protect your mothers from harmful strangers, /a/?

>>157186361

>suggesting to hurt your own mother for your own desires

What kind of fucking monster are you?

>>157179140
from what manga is this

>>157186405
His mom is the selfish one, she can't expect her adult son to stay mommy's little boy forever.

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>>157186353
Yes they are if they have lewd bodies.

>>157186057
She has to move on.

Or you can just fuck her already.

>>157186542
Apparently she can.

>>157186353

I agree, moms are for learning how to please your wife in bed.

>>157186638

There actually is a correct answer to that specific thing, but I won't say it so you can keep your fantasy.

anyone have that doujin where a shota fucks his mom in a cardboard box?

>>157186481
Boku no pico

>>157186396
It gets particularly annoying after a month. I can't stand to being asked every fucking day if I ate fruit and vegetables.

>>157182485
I've tried image search and all I get are /A/V and a /vg/ thread so can you source me on this please

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she died last Christmas

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>>157186666

Tell us Lucifer

I want to choke that bitch with my bare hands

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>>157186666
Say it, Satan.

>>157186739
>>157186774

Prostitues anon. Traditionally men who were going to get married soon would go to prostitutes to learn how to please a woman so they wouldn't be shit in bed with their wife.

>>157186404
>Rape

Wrong. Mothers are for tender, loving, sex.

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>>157186638
>>157186570
No!

>>157179140
>not you talking to your mother
it's like you're a fag

>>157184972
My first wet dream happened when I was sleeping in my mom's bed. What's the diagnosis, doc?

>>157186785
>cheat on their wife to make them happy
lol

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>>157186704
I'm sorry anon. Live on and make her proud.

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I have a confession /a/: when I was 14 years old I had a cum eating fetish.

I came into my macaroni and cheese leftovers, then gave it to my mom who ate it.

Am I going to hell?

>>157186796
So you're not going to lewd with the mother who wants to?

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>>157186785
>Prostitues
I would rather learn the hard way.

>>157183346
>https://exhentai.org/g/790972/b221b56c6a/
anything from agata

>>157186827

This is before they get married.

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>>157179392
That recent Haruna yandere doujinshi was pretty good at this.

Suddenly you pitty that crazy yandere bitch.

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>>157186842
Did she notice?

>>157186842
That's very hot my man.

>>157186869
Fiancee is still effectively your wife.

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>>157186842

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>>157186842
What the fuck anon.

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>>157186868
>Agata

Yeah she just sent me an email saying my dog died.

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>>157186842

>>157179140
hey I remember this meme doujin

>>157186857

Back in the day they didn't have the stigma they've had since around 1912. In fact most whorehouses in europe were church-sanctioned (despite it being pretty explicitly against their teachings) because they knew if they tried to outlaw it then it would just go underground and be there anyway, at least through this method they could limit how much there was.

>>157186842
is your mom hot

>>157186842
>macaroni and cheese leftovers

Gross.

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>>157186869
So? They were engaged.

>>157181468
Silly one trick pony artist.

>>157182463
Same brother honestly my mental state is a rollercoaster it seems like sometimes and I am not sure why. I mean by the time she is gone I will be a late middle aged man in his 50s who probably just doesn't give 2 fucks and live out the rest of my life because hopefully my mental state will be calmed and mellowed and at that point in your life you will be almost ready to retire and not have any higher expectations on you....sorry didn't mean for it to get this long your playing st just hit me is all

>>157186969

Usually because your parents arranged it. You're forgetting that for most of human history you got married first and fell in love after.

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>>157186842

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>Mom doujin
>Inhumanly huge fucking tits and ass
>Tiny head
>Perpetual retarded facial expression

Why does Japan keep doing this?

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>>157186842
I think that's too much even for Hell's standards.

>>157183641
Hnnng

>>157182841
There is a couple from kou.

>>157184972
I want to see her life getting destroyed and I get to savor it slowly

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>>157179140
I still live with her.

I respect what my mom has done for me, but will always resent the way she controlled most of my early life. I'm far closer to my grandma. Funnily enough my mom can't stand grandma, because she also resents the influence grandma had on her youth.

>>157187008
I think you're only basing this off some vague wiki article you read that was about a specific time period and geographic location and you're applying it to the entirety of human history for some reason

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>>157186842
I have a similar experience, but instead of macaroni I used her juice bottle.
It was opaque so she couldn't see the semen, I mixed it well.

>tfw she drank it while looking directly at my eyes

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>>157186842
Yes anon, yes you are.

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>>157186842
Even Satan is disgusted

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>>157186842
>Am I going to hell?
No, I don't think hell wants people as sick as you.

>>157187073
Now that's fucking hot anon. Did she like it?

>>157187073
She knew, anon. Don't pretend like your mom doesn't know what cum tastes like.

I stopped talking to my parents because all they would ever talk about is how strongly they wanted grandchildren and they wouldn't get the hint that they would never get them.

>>157187066

The whole point of marriage until pretty recently was to cement family ties, even if your families didn't have much money. It was all about tribe and shit, then became about economics, then about politics, then economics again.

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>>157187073
Dude...

>>157186842
>>157187073

Your mothers probably drank liters of your father's cum. It probably reminded them of lots of happy memories.

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>>157187107
>>157187111
I'm sure she didn't notice. The flavor of the juice was pretty strong.

>>157181438
Condolences, man

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>>157187073
>>157187052
>>157186842
>>157186638
>>157181845

>>157187154
She knew. And she thought it was cute that you thought she didn't know the taste of cum.

Had to cut down summer research down a couple of weeks so I can go home and visit my folks.

I don't mind, I miss them after not seeing them for a year, I'm pretty close with them.

>>157187154
You should try it again and see how she reacts.

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>>157187073
What's with all these rude anons being disturbing to their mothers who gave away their time and effort to raise them.

>>157187238
Maybe if she had done a good job raising me I wouldn't be here.

>>157186703
This bait doesn't even deserve a bait image

>>157182463
Mother has kept me alive for 6 years now.

>>157187266
And you wouldn't be posting feelshit
>>>/v/
>>>/r9k/

>>157187266

No that was definitely my fault, I inherited my father's laziness.

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Thanks to this thread I have a huge fucking boner, I am depressed as fuck and I am disgusted
great thread

>>157184210
How did she destroy your life

>>157186891
Dude honestly it was an incredibly normal vanilla doujin (with the exception of the cover) then the last 3 pages happened and that was some fucked up shit

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>>157186842
>>157187073
Are these worthy of being screencapped?

>>157186405
anon it's okay to be selfish your mother'll be fine

>>157187342
No.

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>>157187145
>Dad cheated on my mom because she wouldn't give him head.


How does it feel to know that your moms are all sluts except for mine?

>>157187171
don't act surprised.

If even your mom abandon you, you were too far into whatever depravity you got involved.

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>>157186842
>>157187073
ASHES TO ASHES, DUST TO DUST

>>157187324
Mom threads on /a/ often great.

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>>157186842
>>157187073
Only on fucking /a/

>>157187361
Your dad is a slut

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>>157184972
my mom is fat and she always leaves shit streaks on the toilet

>>157184769
>>157185031
>implying this doesn't actually happen to bums

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>>157187342
I'm not sure, I've been here for so long this shit is extremely tame.

I want to leave.

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This thread makes me even more grateful than I already am for my mom.

>>157187470
I know, right?

My mom's a surgeon and has an unhealthy obsession with finishing each surgery faster than the previous one. She even times herself and shit. I'm scared she's a few steps away from mad doctor territory.

>12 yo
>Furiously masturbating under the sheets.
>Hear the door open
>Mom tosses the sheets off me and suspects I'm humping the cat
>Tell her I'm not doing anything but she pushes me over just to make sure I'm not raping the cat
>Tells me she's not giving me baths anymore
>Sit alone in room with awkward boner

>>157187470
This thread makes me want to give my mother a beverage laced with semen for mothers day.

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>>157179140
>Happy Mothers Day
>Emergence

Do you have to

>>157184972
Considering I'm female, no.

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>>157187420
>Has an illegitimate child I'll probably never meet
>Most likely banged a transexual prostitute
>Literally bragged about how many bitches he fucked while he was still married to my mom
>Gave my mom HPV

That he is.

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>>157187361
YAMERO!!!!!!!

>>157187532
Do it and give us the results.

>>157187524
What
Why was she so sure you were fucking the cat? Do you fuck cats regularly?

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What do you do for Mother's Day when you have two moms?

>>157187524
Your mom had a weird mind. Raping a cat is so much stranger than jerking off.

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>>157187557

>>157185076
Alan Watts does says that mothers that hate their children should be honest about it.

>>157187577
>>157187584
Tbh she could've just said pillow instead

>>157187557

London?

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>>157187532

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>>157187557

>>157183641
>you'll never save your mother
I can't describe how painful this is

>>157187580
That's hot.

And give them BOTH gifts & hugs.

>>157187557
>implying that makes a difference

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>>157186842
>>157187073
I missed posts like these. Keep on keeping on you glorious bastards.

>>157187568
I was joking but it seems I was right after all.
>>157187524
What's wrong with you anon? Why would your mom think that you are raping the cat?

>>157185107
It's not brave or cowardly to kill yourself.

>>157187571
She lives thousands of miles away. Mailing her a drink would be a little bit weird.

>>157187133
You're doing it again.

>>157187557

Yes we are all little girls here. This is common knowledge.

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>>157187659
You're not going to see her for Mother's day?

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>>157187557
So am I. I'm sure there are more girls on here, but we just keep it to ourselves.

>>157185771
Sounds like my mother when I'm away somewhere.

>>157187656
80% of girls first sexual experience is with a family pet

His mom prolly fucked a dog when she was his age and was worried he was doing the same

Is my mom still a virgin?

>>157187765
Is your name Jesus?

>>157185922
>25 with a fuckhuge stack of cash in the bank
Hey at least you got that. I'm nearly 26 with about $1 to my name, no college or job experience and about to be kicked out of my parents house in a few months if I don't get my shit together which I'm not.

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>>157187646
Okay thanks anon.

>>157186842
>believing in hell

silly goy

>>157187694

It's not my fault the only people the historians gave a shit about writing about their lives was the rich.

>>157187754

>80% of girls first sexual experience is with a family pet

Which institution conducted this study?

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>>157187735
>>157187557
I'm sure you are all 28 year old fat neckbeards on the inside.

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>>157187524
Stop raping cats anon

>>157187765
>>157187780
his moms a cuck

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>>157187580
>two moms

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>>157187780
>This meme again

Mary was the one who was born from a virgin, Jesus was Joseph's biological son.

>>157187754
[citation needed]

>>157187580
You choose one to give her gifts and stuff.

>>157187815
I read something similar, except "sexual experience" included touching the animal for a second, or touching themselves to the thought briefly. 99% of them never did it again.

>>157187524
I get everyone is going on about the cat but does no one think 12 years old being the cutoff for baths with mommy is even weirder?

>>157187580
You have to buy two gifts anon.

>>157187716
Nope. A week of family time for Christmas plus regular telephone conversations is enough.

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>>157187765

Maybe

>>157187754
This is true, I fucked my cat when I was 7 after watching a porn movie.

>>157187557
>implying lesbians don't exist
But you just had to bring up that you were a girl, huh?

>>157187825
>>157187656
I also watched hentai in her room while she slept behind me for two whole years and I was never caught. The wet dreams were nice though.

>>157187914
I would believe a dog, but fucking a cat is not something you do easily.

My mom is as clingy and as jealous as a yandere, but none of the perks of being a yandere. She's lazy as fuck and pretty much a 3DPD on every other aspects.

>>157187948
I used my weight to not let it get away.

>>157187944
Sounds hot.

>>157185811
continue

>>157187963
>know a friend who has a mom like this
>just ask them why they just DON'T listen to what they say
>that look of confusion and bewilderment followed by "n-no.."
fucking cucks

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>>157187819
>28 year old fat neckbeards on the inside.
No, but nice projecting.

>>157187557
Have you come to terms with your dream to one day become a futa and make other women submit to your cock?

>>157187580

Your dad in drag don't deserve shit until next month anon.

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>>157188030
Then tits or fuck off you attentionwhore, maybe you haven't heard but people lie on the internet.

>>157181845
>Writing "Anon" when this is supposed to be his own mother

I'm calling bullshit.

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>>157187557

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>>157179140
my mom's a fucking bullshit alcoholic married to a retarded 'reformed' alcoholic boxer fuckhead who buys her discount wine by the box while he smokes his fucking brains out on that dank ass 'dro, yo - after getting pummeled in the fucking head for an hour
fuck Italians, fuck step families, fuck thinking you can just drink away everything you don't get, the normalization of alcoholism, drug addiction, ego, whatever, fuck these people they're fucking cancer and I want to die because I've just disintegrated as far as being a person goes and I let them turn me against everything good in my life. I hate my mom for what she did to herself, and what she did to us. She has an amazing career, there's no reason for her to get hung up on this stupid guinea fuck who doesn't give a shit about her but just leeches off her money and acts like he gets a fucking say over everything and everyone. Fuck families.
No I don't talk to my mom
she's basically dead
happy fucking mother's day

>>157188090
I'll show my nails, but thats it.

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I prefer the mothers of other people.

>>157188106
Did you expected me to write my own name on the internet?

>>157187020
>disgust but aroused