Celica a best. A BEST.
Sisti and Lumia a shit. A SHIT.
You were saying?
I have a crush on Sisti and it's unironically driving me crazy. I go through the motions of the day thinking about her the whole time. Half the time I feel a dreamy sense of love which feels great, the rest of the time I feel a sense of anxiety. Normally when I like an anime girl I just fap to her and make her my phone background and shit like that, no stress. Somehow this is beyond all that, she's too real. I can't stop comparing her to teenage girls I knew in the past, which inevitably leads to how they rejected me or led me on en route to their Chad boyfriends. I wish I could stop this, I know Sisti (and Rumia/etc. too) is better than any of those bitches in every way. I know that but the small leftover voice of the loser I was in high school keeps telling me otherwise. Fuck, I thought I was over and done with that mindset long ago.
Leave it to a 16 year old fantasy anime character to bring about all this inner turmoil and deep seated psychological conflict. Am I gonna make it guys? Will I be able to love Sisti as my real 25 year old far improved self or will I keep getting dragged back to that high school loser mentality that I thought I had lost years ago? Maybe this battle is what having a waifu means for me, I've never really used that word before. In any case I'll fight to the bitter end.
Fap to this then decide if she's your true waifu
I tend to fantasize about love between me and an anime girl that I like, in addition to just "getting off" to her in the pure sexual sense. The idea of a girl loving you and choosing to give herself to you is a huge turn on. In that sense yuri can't compete.
That's not Konata, this is Konata.
>The idea of a girl loving you and choosing to give herself to you is a huge turn on.
It's more than an a *physical* turn-on, anon. It's also an emotional and spiritual one. It *fulfills* you in a way nothing else can.
My precious /jp/ for me~
Men can look with their eyes at a body and desire to possess it. That's as normal as breathing. Of course, your body is desirable, perhaps the most so. But men can only love by way of the heart. And when I watch you I can see glimpses of your heart: your selfless feeling of duty to your grandfather, your hard work toward an ideal of magic and willingness to take responsibility for your ideal. Your beautiful friendship with Rumia. And most of all, your steely demeanor, fiery will, and outward maturity which necessarily protects the real you: the vulnerable, innocent soul full of childlike wonder and love that is too delicate for this world. In truth I'm the same way and that's what draws my heart to yours - I go around acting cool, irreverent, being an internet bad boy like I do on this board, but underneath all that I'm no less fragile than you are. As a man I'll have to always be strong for you anyway. As for "age and dimensions" - to believe in you, Sistine, is to believe in magic. You said that magic is the means to a greater plane of existence. I'll add this: true love exists on that higher plane. And if we can meet there, then there is nothing truly separating us.
Anon, that was a very beautiful heartfelt speech. The passion you wrote into it had me filled with butterflies. The honesty you shared has me blushing. And for you to believe that "true love exist" beyond "age and dimension" has me longed for you, but *sniff*... Sorry Anon *sniff* *sniff* I-I-It JUST CANNOT WORK! This isn't some fantasy where everything goes the way we want it to. Anon, always believe that someday there will be a chance where the 2 of us will someday meet. I'll never forget you and will always have you on my mind whenever I use magic. I really do hope that a day will come where we finally meet and become
Don't make the mistake of believing I mistook your voice for Sistine's. You only inspired me to pen words for her eyes that I felt like sharing. On the other hand, while you don't speak for Sistine, I do speak for myself. What will I do? I'll go on ahead, up the mountain. I'll carry my ideals with me. They may be all I'll have left by the end. Stay here with the others and make fun of me as you will. There's some truth to what you said, of course. I might be crazy, and this path may be the way to ruin. But at least if I go down in flames, I'll go down holding my ideals and my love close to my heart.
Sisti is the sort of girl constantly making drama and arguing so you stuff your dick in her mouth to shut her up. While Lumia with her come hither look is the sort that would spontaneously start giving you road head.
>Celica has been drinking for hundreds of years and doesn't have to worry about dying from alcohol poisoning
>I just can't take Celica off my chest now
Soon you'll understand that there can be no end more fitting than Celica being made mortal and marrying Glenn, except for Glenn becoming immortal and marrying Celica.
I'm not gonna lie, after reading the light novel spoilers about Celica I feel so much sympathy towards her than I initially thought I would. I still ship Glenn with White Piggu but dang, I just can't take Celica off my chest now. I really hope the author from the light novel gives her a happy, fulfilling ending when the series ends
>would be funny if both fell in love with Glenn
>implying they aren't already
He said "sell". He means they're going to sell their bodies for Glenn. Whoring themselves out to many men every single day, just to bring the useless NEET they love a paycheck.
Celica is slut
The most powerful magician of justice who possess the mysterious longevity power, which is she cannot age.
But as a certain champion has said: "Eternal life, endless torments." The same applies for our Celica here.
Having walked the Earth for more than 400 year, Celica has continuously fighting evils and serving justice with pride.
She had friends, she had followers, she had lovers, as every woman does. But guess what, that didn't end well. Her friends died, her lovers grew old and some even called her monster, leaving her in the end, her follower disappeared, unable to fight against time. (Eh, mortal.)
She had thought of committing suicide, but a voice in her head telling her to finish her task, which she cannot remember.
("Ah, you want to know what havin' amnesia was like, eh? No problem! It's...ah...well, it's, oh... I forgot.")
She---- had always been alone.
But, the name of one man had been mentioned, the one that left a very deep scar in her heart---- Elite, her follower, also, her loved one
Elite mentioned in her backstory, as someone who lost his life in the fight against an evil God (well, fools die, as you well know). In his last moment, as Celica held his hand, she screamed like a little child, she screamed out the she liked him, that she didn't want to lose him. Well, sorry was his reply.
At that moment, she decided, that she should just live alone, walk alone in life. Until she met the little kid name Glen that is...
Stop calling her that! Sisti is a virgin!
Wait, so is she only immune to aging rather than being truly immortal? That'd be sort of impressive in its own way since that means no one has been able to kill her in all that time.
This is actually nothing new, just more detailed
It was knows that she had a fiance. She even has amnesia, so she does not remember half her life.
Shr is very powerfull, but it seems she has been actively reaching for a way to cure the curse. While she can suicide she apparently wants to grow old with Glenn. Like so many others, she does not want to see Glenn age and die before her eyes.
>She---- had always been alone.
>But, the name of one man had been mentioned, the one that left a very deep scar in her heart
This is probably the faggot who called her a monster and left her when he found out she was basicly immortal. Her fiance
task, which she cannot remember.
>("Ah, you want to know what havin' amnesia was like, eh? No problem! It's...ah...well, it's, oh... I forgot.")
Seems Celica has a lot of blanks in her memory. Like she is constantly restarting het life.
>In his last moment, as Celica held his hand, she screamed like a little child, she screamed out the she liked him, that she didn't want to lose him. Well, sorry was his reply.
Explains why she actively goes dungeon raiding in order to find a cure. She is not weak enough to kill herself, so she decided she wants to die with Glenn in his life.
>Celica is slut
No, she is not. While I am not taking these spoilers for surten, this made me like her more.