Help! I'm in love with Aqua.
>>157122856
Do you want help to fix your shit taste?
>>157122856
Why doesn't she put on underwear?
>>157122856
You don't need help, it's only natural
>tfw losers keep loving you
>>157122856
This is good, though.
>>157122856
My condolences.
>>157122856
Patrician taste.
You can't fall in love with a pet, you sick fuck.
>>157126722
Holy shit, she's cute.
>>157126722
CUTE
>>157126722
Tell that to Kemono friend fags
>>157122856
I'm afraid I can't cure having shit taste anon but I can give you some Fig Newtons.
>>157127834
thanks for the fig newtons
Konosuba has some of the worst characters ever written. And by some I mean that all of them.
>>157126722
Aqua a cute.
>>157127983
you probably unironically enjoy kemono friends you ass bandito supreme
>>157128265
No I'm serious they are really bad
>>157128363
give some specific examples of good then, ass bandito
>>157128461
>Pick any character with literally more than one (1) personality trait
There you go
>>157128363
of course they are bad because they are all just 1 note characters
>>157128725
>animeonly
here I thought your opinion might have mattered
>>157128725
Aqua is greedy, lazy, narcissistic, prideful, and highly emotional. She has a motherly side when it comes to her followers
>>157123035
do you think she likes muscles?i really hope she likes muscles
>>157128785
>Pick any anime character that has more than one (1) personality trait
I'm so sorry
>>157123035
Is Mitsurugi a loser?
>>157128867
The only thing we've seen her be attracted to is money.
>>157128852
I think the word you're looking for is "worthless"
>>157128725
>specific examples
>>157128964
He wasn't describing you.
>>157128945
only because kazuma doesn't have muscles. if there was a tall dude with muscles i bet she would cream her panties
>>157129016
I know, we were talking about Aqua
>>157128969
Knowing your shit taste, I'm sure you wouldn't be able to appreciate good characters anyway
>>157129123
>cream her panties
implying
>>157122856
You're too late, she is already mine.
>>157122856
literally has zero redeeming qualities
>>157131029
nvm I'm drunk and I forgot she doesn't have any. the liquids would be purified anyway. damnit
Why do her tits sag so much?
>>157131303
She is old.
>>157132080
Why doesn't she wear any underwear?
>>157132121
she isn't cold
>>157132285
But modesty is important.
HURRY sign-up this form and a doctor will see you and cure your condition.
>>157132323
>not posting the guaranteed (you)s version
are you an idiot?
>>157132373
this one?
>>157132323
Is there a cult for Masochists?
>>157132317
She's probably seen millions of dicks and vag in her time as a goddess of reincarnation, eventually she just got desensitized towards it
>>157132570
Indeed, they call themselvesmegufags
Is there any chance for her to win the Kazumabowl?
>>157133655
Hope not, Aqua is too much best girl to a faggot like Kazuma.
>>157133655
Why would she need to win it? Aqua-sama's only wish is to come back to heaven, she's too good for hikiNEET
>>157133655
Not a chance in hell, they've shown virtually zero romantic interest in each other
>>157133655
No, but who cares?
>>157133781
Probably Aqua sometime near the end of the series
>>157133655
Megumin's too close to the end goal for her to have much of a chance.
>>157133911
I'm going to murder the author if this happens.
Aqua deserve to return heaven, sitting in her throne and see how everything fall in pieces while Kazuma slowly turns into the new DK, then she will send a new heroe to Australia and Konosuba will be restarted again.
>>157122856
Sounds like you need a therapist.
Her skirt can't even be called a skirt anymore. She's nothing but a common slut.
>>157122856
I think you have autism.
>>157131167
I want to throw a tennis ball for dog Aqua and see her try to hold it in her mouth!
>>157122856
Why are her boobs so saggy?
>>157122856
I'm sorry, anon.
>>157135525
???
Aqua posters are known for their fanatical devotion and low IQ.
This thread is no exception.
>>157136136
Good job, you almost made me believe this wasn't a hidden bump!
>>157136136
As a math teacher and programmer I can say you're so fucking wrong.
>>157133655
No. Only Megumin can win the Kazumab owl.
KAZUMA KAZUMA
>>157138717
>>157122856
>in love with a cartoon, which in all depictions has irredeemably poor character
Talk to your doctor
>>157122856
Nice to see /a/xis cult is alive and well.
Anyone want this old priest? Finally managed to snag an Eris Cleric for my party.
>>157141501
How much will you pay for me to take her? She looks like she eats at least 5000 eris worth of food daily.
>>157141501
I'll take her for free.
Good luck with staying dead, though.
>>157128265
>ass bandito supreme
That's a new one for me
>>157122977
Lazy Neet can't steal your panties if you don't wear any.
>>157138717
Kazuma desu
>>157141797
>plot of the 5pb game is literally Kazuma stealing panties uncontrollably
Aqua will truly be put to the test then
You have to be a cuck to like Aqua, because there's no way she wouldn't cuck you.
This thread belongs to Darkness/Lalatina
>>157142145
She deserves to be raped.
Does Aqua have smelly feet? haha asking for a friend haha
>>157142418
She'll probably love it.
>>157142145Lalatina
>>157142418
Is that a good form?
>>157142066
>t. megucuck
>>157126722
>>157142621
I don't think a goddess that purifies everything can have stinky feet. If she sweats, it'll be clear, refreshing, mountain spring water and if anything contaminates it, it'll be immediately purified.
>>157122856
I want to blow air into Aqua's asshole!
>>157129251
Can you tell me the names of some good characters?
>>157143539
hot
>“I believe. I believe in him, ok!? Kazuma is not a pervert in the least, and has never crawled into Darkness’ bed at night! I honestly believe that he is a truly kind hearted and extremely sensitive man, ok!? The things that I said back then were all lies!”
>Chi-ring, Chi-ring, Chi-ring, Chi-ring—
And people said this girl was dumb.
>>157128265
>Ass bandito supreme
Kek
>>157131167
>>157143515
I'd pet that doggo.
>>157122856
But are you a big enough guy to impress her?
I want to get drunk with Aqua
>>157150494
Not necessary, just buy her some nice booze and she'll let you in her bed.
>>157133655
not fair
I want Aqua to win
>>157152541
You need to be Kazuma to change that coupon btw.
>>157122856
Aqua is best. If only Kazuma was a decent human being and helped her overcome her flaws and weaknesses instead of bullying her every time she does something wrong.
>>157156205
Aqua is literally fem Kazuma. They both are stupid and hot headed, the only difference about them are their powers and common sence, but basically every time Kazuma bully Aqua he is literally bullying his hown fails.
>>157154380
What would it be like to be held by Aqua like that?
>>157157580
That's why I don't like his character at all. He literally has a godlike party, he just needs to do some work to make them a decent bunch. All he does is whine and bully people for the most part. His only saving grace is his voice actor, that dude is a God.
>>157122856
Why don't you just join the Axis cult?
>>157132323
I've signed, where's my water goddos?
>>157154380
Do you really want a cheating maggot like scumzuma taint a perfect girl like Aqua and ruined her forver?
>>157126722
A wife / girlfriend / partner / waifu is supposed to be like a pet anyway.
>>157154380
That doujin was so sugary and perfect.
>>157133655
Why would she? She knows her worth and is not interested in neets like Kazuma
>>157122856
>they love trash
how unfortunate.
I want Aqua to slap my flaccid dick until it gets hard.
>>157162958
And then?
>>157163461
Say "is that it" to me.
>>157163461
>>157163461She cut it off
>>157142145
Why is there no love for best girl?
>>157164455
No!
Megumin is best girl! REEEEEEEE
>>157164693
stop falseflagging
>>157164856
How did you know he is falseflagging?
>>157164909
>REEEEEEE
>>157163461
>>157131167
dogqua
>>157165452
Best moment in S2
>>157165743
I liked Megimin's reaction better, Aqua's probably already seen his junk, sleeping together every night.
>>157143645
I didn't know Tom Preston browsed /a/.
Is it weird that Aqua and Kazuma remind me of my parents?
>>157167080
That would explain a lot.
>>157167105
And just what do you mean by that?
>>157167080
>>157167324
>Childhood memories.jpg
>>157160739
You need to collect 100 axis soaps first.
>>157133655
>winning
>kazuma
>>157141838
you can steal them in the Konosuba MegaMan game
>>157126722
Try and stop my penis, kid.
http://gematsu.com/2017/05/konosuba-game-ps4-ps-vita-launches-september-7-japan
>First-print copies of KonoSuba: God’s Blessing on this Wonderful World! Judgment on this Greedy Game! will include a download code for a KonoSuba shooting game.
Why are all the real games purchase bonuses?
>>157171656
If only there were english version
>>157143384
If you're riding a cock or giving a titjob, sure
>>157173663
Lalatina is built for both.
>>157171656
oh fuck toher gemu!
>>157173775
I want to take a piss inside her anus while being embraced in that position
>>157166989
Kek.
I just realized why people say they'd eat out Aqua's ass. Wasn't much of an ass eating person before, but if it's Aqua's ass I'd bury my face in it and never take it out.
>>157179796
>I just realized why people say they'd eat out Aqua's ass
Can you explain it to me?
>>157181933
Can't say that in a christian imagebiard.
>>157171656
Time to start grinding out those kanji.
>>157186059
Don't forget your lazy brothers and give us some translation since you're at it.
>>157141799
I want a footjob from Aqua.
Is there anything Aqua can't purify?
>>157191803
How about shit taste?
>>157154380
Kazuma doesn't like Aqua at all, he treats her like dog shit and always excuse his own faults blaming her for everyting that goes wrong, no matter how many times she has been useful to him or the party he will never recognize her good points...
This kind of endgame is literally the wors type.
If Aqua basically purifies liquids even unwillingly, then would the food she eats be purified too? Would that basically make her piss water and her shit ice?
>>157193126
>Kazuma doesn't like Aqua at all
They are best bros really.