rejoice lost sheeps of /a/ for i have come to offer absolution.

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Confessor, please , i feel i have offended most severly. i was touching myself while watching most improper pictures of my waifu , how can i atone?

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I have Bakabt and AB account but I still only stream

Iv only read Umineko manga but still shitpost about it

VNs are trash in all honesty

>>157067658
an offense most grave , while i am appaled by your taste , i can not judge where love falls.

record yourself singing love labs opening and post it, let the shame wash you clean

>>157067693
an infraction that many of us are guilty of in our weaker moments.

accoring to an eye for an eye , you must seed on bakabt torrents until you have achieved an upload volumen equal to your traffic last month.

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I keep procrastinating in finishing my first read of berserk.

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>>157067902
i cannot judge you guilty of this, your unconciousness must channel the authors spirit if you are to truly enjoy a manga

if you feel the need for atonement however , take a boat trip that lasts at least 12 hours.

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all of my nocturnal emissions these last months have not been related to cute 2D girls in any way

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i confess to both crossboarding and being a tripfag on /tv/

kirei-sama, please save me from damnation!

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>>157068174
my child , despair not, for you shall do a quality imagedump on /animewallpapers/, use a show of your choosing.

return if you get 3 (yous)

>>157068217
i can offer scant light for a soul so stained by darkness, if there still is to be a chance for your soul , chease all crossposting exept for recommending bocu no pico in completly unrelated threads until your trip is banned

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instead of working on my backlog i start unrelated metathreads all the time.how can i return to the fold wise priest?

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I watched so much incest animu and now I cant see my sis like before.

Save me from the exile, father.

>>157068673
you must delete everything from your backlog that you have not finished by the end of the year. only thus can you achieve peace of mind.

>>157068707
a severe course of abstinence from your sinful sludge, followed by shows highliting the values of a pure imoto.

you must partake in no fap june, and watch saaya and school rumble during this time.

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>>157067531
father , i have lurked this board for more then 4 years , and never contributed anything of value. is there hope for me?

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>>157068971

this is no sin if you have commited no activly cancerous acts. search your soul for the truth, have you mearely been a silent observer , or have you indulged in wanton shitposting?

>>157068707
>save me from exile, father

I kniw what you did there.

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>>157068971
i must confess, for over two years after it had any novelty i spammed meguca faces in unrelated threads

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>>157069184
you must have derailed countless discussions with your meaningless spam, you may not visit this board until you have finished a task you have delayed unduly in the 3D world.

>>157067531
i got into fate through Carnival Phantasm and waifufagging

>>157067531
>6'4"
>destroyed and humiliated by 5'9" Kiritsugu
Lanklets everyone

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>>157071305
there is little shame in that , my franchise is no more sacred than any other.

https://www.fanfiction.net/anime/Fate-stay-night/
select a random fate fanfic that is at least 5 pages and read it as penance.

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>>157071655
you disgusting monster

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>>157071927
i am but a servant of a higher will. if you get cut , dont blame the knife

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>>157067531
I've engaged in worm-shaming without having read HF. All because of blind love for my waifu

>>157067531
I finished part 7 before starting part 4.
I started One Piece with the episode where Sengoku reveals Ace is Roger's father.
I dropped FSN on the 3rd episode but still watched Fate Zero whole and I loved it.
I didn't drop IBO.
I'm watching Boruto.
I think Evangelion is shit.

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i dont seed my torrents.

>>157067531
I never finished the original Fate Stay Night VN, but I still post READ THE VN whenever someone ask how to get into the series.

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>>157067531
i may have brought a type of shiposting back from the dead - and i cant stop

>>157072167
not even a sin, you're doing God's work.

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Kirei is dead.
No more mapu tofu.

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>>157072112
you have never personally witnessed the wormslut, and the lord teaches "thou shall not bear false witness" use an image of Sakura as the background of your mobile communication device for a month

>>157072136
hypocracy is a drug that is more toxic than watching anime reviws on youtube, therefore you shall be cursed to never get dubs anymore.

>>157072151
refer to >>157067693 seed until you have achieved your traffic of last month at least. use a lesser known but high quality series.

>>157072167
see >>157072136 for hypocracy only your degeneracy is higher because of lower effort
. your sakura background has to stay for 3 months.

>>157072235
you are more a victim of addiction than true sinner. delete your reaction face folder and dont save new ones for 3 weeks.

>>157067531
While I only visit and post on /a/, I find myself torn between my interests in chinese cartoons and vidya games and can't fully dedicate my time to either.

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>>157067531
Kooootoooomiiineeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!
Also Type moon has become crap

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I haven't watched anime since 2012 but I enjoy shitposting on seasonal anime threads just for the hell of it
Also, I keep downloading a bunch of manga without ever reading them so I got around 120GB~ of manga in my backlog
Can I be forgiven?

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>>157072441
i dont see how that helps with the issue

I don't like Kotomine Kirei, save me please!

I watched eureka seven all the way through and its ovas. Forgive me father I was young.

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I non ironically like tsunderes.

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>>157072443
your two obsessions have to be combined in righteousnes! use only cute anime girls as avatar in your games , and only watch anime whose plot contain video games. this has to be observed for 6 months.

>>157072497
buy all the manga in your backlog whose titel starts with an S , an F or a . thus shall you repent.

>>157072564
i am beyond youre affections. if you consider yourself cursed, you shall administer this thread as me tomorrow.

How do I believe in the Lord again? What keeps you going?

After finishing a good series, I will look for well-written fanfics of it because I want to see more of those characters and setting. I especially like to read crossovers with other series.

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>>157072638
The biggest sin in your post was implying you like something "unironically" you shall crosspost on /k/, asking about where to buy a Glock

>>157072612
a minor sin. paint Eureka in paint and post the result here

I've watched all of Fairy Tail

I watch dubs exclusively

I have a waifu but I am considering getting a second. The only reason I held myself back is due to insecurity.

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>>157067531
I unironically read and enjoy Yakushoku Distpiari.
On mangafox.

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I'm just gonna leave this here.Majority of this is first route only

>>157072972
It's ok having two waifus if you are islamic.

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>>157072751
i have seen seemingly remorseless sinners break down and renounce wickedness before my eyes. God does exist in this.

>>157072800
This is only a sin if you have no backlog. in the future ,only read non-slashfics written by male authors

>>157072898
you are forgiven child , by recognizing this as sin.

>>157072911
i sin many of us unfortunatly indulge in. learn the lyrics of the first darker than black ending by heart.

>>157073025
Leaving the game running while doing something else isn't impressive anon.

>>157067531
When I see someone ask for source, I give it to them.
Sometimes I'll read a whole OPT just to look for saucefags, look for sauce for them, give it to them and trigger the /a/utismo.

>>157073070
Thank you father for your forgiveness. Rest assured that I would never read something as degenerate as a slashfic.

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>>157072972
a grave sin, matrimony is sacred and holy in the eyes of the lord.

however , the lord does not judge thoughts, but actions. cease those thoughts prepare your waifu a homecooked dinner and you shall consider yourself saved.

>>157073155
you encourage something that is activly poisoning the board. and you do this to be a contrarian. my child , you are in deep waters indeed. you must marathon at least 3 anime whose maincharacters are nuns this weekend.

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>>157067531
I watched most of the 12-20+ episode shounen/ecchi animes that have aired in the past 8 years

>>157073114
And if this something else is relentless crying does that count?

I've watched over 2 thousand anime

I don't like spicy food.

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>>157073025
lost soul , you will need to spend the same amount of time on the unlimited bladeworks route.

>>157073324
The lord does not judge for poor taste. however , claiming to have sinned wantonly is a sin by itself. Find a show from each each year that you would have never considered watching and watch 3 episodes of each.

I think G Gundam is the best shounen

I have only seen a couple dozen shows, and I am too afraid to ask whether the people claiming to have seen hundreds are joking or not.

>>157073631
They're not

I don't have a waifu and don't understand what it means to have one.

>>157073411
Dude what?
Are you just a big crybaby or a big saber fan?

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>>157073626
no sin in having an oppinion. free will is your fathers gift to you.

>>157073631
do not be this self concious. your "couple of dozen" might be better than all of >>157073324
ecchi combined. you must post with confidence from now

>>157073743
Some drugs can make you both.

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>>157067693
All I feel for you is pity. The manga still cuts out on a ton, with atmosphere, music, voices, access to clues, lots of extra dialogue and a hidden game or two.
Writing off an entire medium because misconceptions is too foolish.

UBW is my favorite route.

I hate Gundam Zeta and ZZ but watched all of it.

I bought a figure of my waifu and threw it away because it got in the way. Twice.

I self insert as the girl in doujins.

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>>157074143
you punished yourself, however , your true sin is being weak of mind. write a letter of apology to the seiyuu of your waifu. post the letter on reddit and endure the shame.

>>157074203
the lord frowns on your degeneracy. self insert as the boyfriend/husband in NTR doujins for your next fap.

I am guilty of streamfagging because I have third world-tier internet and downloading takes ages. Is there forgiveness for one like me?

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>>157075293
Just download them ahead of time dumbass.

I only lurked for a year and a half before posting. This guilt is unbearable.

>>157067531
- I watched the Fate/Grand Order OVA
- I unironically like Berserk (2017)
- I watched Fate/Zero before reading the F/SN VN
- I've never eaten mapo tofu

I have more than one waifu

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>>157067531
I watched Fate zero before FSN
I watched UBW 2014 before reading the VN
I read Heaven's feel route first
Then I read Fate route
I never read UBW
I've lewded Caren

>>157077710
I ate mapo tofu once, but couldn't finish it because it was too spicy.

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I got so artistically involved in a fanfiction, that I actually went on to commission fan art for it.
https://forums.spacebattles.com/threads/my-trans-dimensional-overpowered-protagonist-harem-comedy-is-wrong-as-expected-oregairu-danmachi.367903/reader

>>157079355
*autistically

>>157067531
I do not have a waifu, rather a harem of female characters and I cannot decide which to chose. Also, I consistently shitpost by making crappy/dumb edits from whatever show I'm watching at the time. What must i do?

I've never seen Eva, just the rebuilds. I keep posting in Eva threads about much better they are to this day.

>>157067531
I've written and read One Piece crossover fanfiction in the past.
I've shat up numerous /vg/ generals in an attempt to drive away /co/ crossboarders and waifu tripfags away from that board, during which I autistically imagined myself as a Lelouch-like mastermind. I stopped going to that board once I got sick of seeing my own shitty forced memes being reposted.
I've boasted about loving mecha IRL like I'm some sort of superfan who laps it all up but I've only watched 9 mecha anime so far and most of them Gundam.
As a teenager I had a recurring fantasy about fucking Sakura from CCS raw in the butt.

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>>157067531
I only started actively watching anime 8 months ago
I am the cancer that is killing /a/

>>157081893

Everyone starts somewhere, just don't join in discussions for another seven or eight years.

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>>157067531
I pretend to be educated and refined in front of other people because I know a little about classical music and literature, but I only have this knowledge because of anime/manga :
I know about the Tempest symphony by Bethoven and it's relation with Shakespeare's "Tempest" and Hamlet, and also the comparision between the 2 stories because of Zetsuen no Tempest.
One time I spent 2+ hours talking about Crime and Punishement from Dostoyevsky
with some chick depite not reading the book, but a manga version on Batoto(I was able to fool some people with that).
I started liking Classical music because of Evangelion, and have informations about CERN and their works on physics(and LHC-tan) because of Steing;Gate.

My conversation skills and knowledge are a sham, good thing I hyde my power level(and when people learn about it, I don't tell them my secret).

>>157068707
If you have an Imouto, start reading exclusively about Onee-sans.
If you have an Onee-san, start reading exclusively about Imoutos.

Pavlov will do the rest.

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I do ERP with online friends.

I actually like generic magical high school light novel adaptations.

>>157087597
Could be worse, I actually like Issekai.

>>157067531
Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
I use seasonal waifus as a replacement for an actual relationship.

SEED Destiny is my favorite Gundam series and Shinn is my favorite Gundam character.

>>157067531
I think Evangelion hasn't really stood the test of time and people give Anno too much credit since his big tantrum at the end would have likely completely ruined it if it didn't already stand on solid ground.
Wait, do unpopular opinions count as sins? I've had so many people get angry at me for saying these things and tell me I'm wrong that I seriously ponder if I'm wrong and can't appreciate Eva and Anno's work on it because I'm a shitter with garbage taste, anyway.

I've never watched any of the big three and I don't fap to loli. at least i try not to

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Kotomine-sama please help this lost lamb.

I know it's wrong to have such thoughts, but in my heart of hearts I can't help kind of wanting to see Miura or Togashi suddenly dying just to see the fireworks on /a/.

>>157072112
Nothing wrong with that Anon.

Protect Rin at all cost !

>>157067531
I stream anime, but only cause I have been told off by my ISP for torrenting

>>157071515
To be fair, everyone including Kiritisugu himself was destroyed and humiliated by Kiritsugu

I unironically watch anime on Netflix, Hulu and Crunchyroll. Have a Tumblr account and I follow blogs that are Fate related which post Emiya X Cú occasionally. Other blogs are JoJo, vidya and Mommy as well. I post 80% of 4chan posts on mobile and use AT&T to bypass bans no longer how short they are. I also am EOP so If dubs are available I watch those always over sub. I contemplate allahu ackbaring Akasic Records threads because why the fuck not. I post in Fate thread about how I would unironically use no catalyst in a HGW and spammed that for 5 threads in a row for about a week or so. I wait until at least 3-4 eps are out in a season and then 3 episode testing shows I might enjoy or shitpost about like say Battle Harems because masochism and I wonder how LNs get away with it.

>>157071655
not recommending Hill of Swords https://www.fanfiction.net/s/6154638/1/The-Hill-of-Swords

Well, looks like Lancer killed the priest.

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>>157091945
Just remember that Kotomine did nothing wrong

>>157092044

He stopped UBW from being the absolute GOAT route by not being its final boss.

>>157073631
get out while you can my dude

For real: I've watched less than 10 anime in my life, and I only watch it when I'm really depressed (and it rarely helps)