Why is she always eating?

She was always eating from the very start

Even the guidebooks call we out

She's a weak minder person.

>>157063689
>tfw 10/10 body ruined

>>157064575
Every Ninja can just transform. It's the personality you don't want to fuck.

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>>157063689

It pisses me off that they made of of the hottest girls in Naruto a fat pig. It's insulting. She was one of the most fit characters.

It also pisses me off that they removed Hinatas tits and curves. Stop making everyone ugly.

>>157064763
>It also pisses me off that they removed Hinatas tits and curves.
They didn't though she just wears even baggier clothes, with presumably bigger tits from being a mother

How else is she supposed to get over the fact that Orochimaru literally got away with everything

She'd still be sexy if a guy had snatched her up when the cake was still cold but edible

It's all ogre now

>>157064872
orochimaru was a good boy he dindu nuffin

>>157064621
Waaaaait... What if she was like that all along, she just constantly stayed in transformed state in public until she burned her chakra out?

>>157063689
Is that Anko?

>>157064872
if Sasuke can get away with nearly impaling his wife so can Orochimaru

>>157064872
Let it rest man that was all in the past.

>>157066537
Only nearly? Then where did Sarada come from?

>>157066656
Karin. And Orochimaru has proven no actual intercourse is necessary in the ninja world.

>>157066656
Karin

>>157066656
A syringe to the dick

You didn't actually think Sasuke was that desperate, did you?

>>157063689
Its has she deals with thr loss of her husband. Most people go out and find a replacement, her replacement came in the form of food. Moreover as you grow and get older the same thing will happen to you. Just wait til you're 25 and you see people you went to school with. The changes people go through as they age are mind blowing.

>>157066877
But I'll be 25 this year and the only people I know that got really fat are the ones that got married

>>157065600
unfortunately.

>>157066937
You see everyone you went to school with on a daily basis?

>>157067014
No but they all upload photos fairly often on normalfag shit like cuckbook, don't even remember most of the people in my classes

>>157063689
man she used to be hot. what happened.

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>>157067982

>>157066877
When did Anko have an husband?

>>157063689
I know that you guys hate reality, but that's how usually goes for people that doesn't get laid.

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Do not hesitate and eat

>>157070032
How do those taste?

>>157068078
man this was planned and calculated.

>>157064763
>>157064575
>>157063689
>even Japan is into SJW feminazi crap

I knew this would happen

>>157071364
It's only her though, Kurenai still looks good for her age

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Why does young Might Guy look pissed as fuck.

>>157071694
Because he's in a shitty anime.

>>157071719
Boruto or Naruto in general?

>>157063689
Anko was a shinobi, so a high-fat and sugar diet wouldn't do shit to her, after stopping her shinobi career to train children (or whatever the fuck she did, Idc) she didn't cut back on her high-fat and sugar diet, so it became fat.

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Don't worry guys, the ACTUAL qt characters were left unharmed.

Tenten > literally everyone else.

>>157072648
What's her ocupation in the Boruto series?

>>157071757
Yes.

>>157072741
I think she opened a weapons shop. It says on the wiki that she has the Sage's weapons and tools on display, so you know. Cool shit. She's probably not an active shinobi anymore which is kind of lame.

>>157063689

Only way to cope with the ptsd she got from working under that pedophile and the fact the Hokage let him off scot free .

>>157063689
because orochimaru chose kabuto over her

>>157063689
>Dango
>Mochi

God damn it, I love the texture of these kinds of deserts but they taste like shit.

Couldn't they do anything to make dango taste as good as it feels to chew?

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>>157070032
You gotta eat when you can!

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>>157064872

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>>157072648
>Tenten > literally everyone else.

Milf Ino > Tenten > literally everyone else.

>>157074805
she's a pretty shitty ninja though. She's nice to look at, but that's about it.

like I said, Tenten > Literally everyone else.

>>157070857

I second that. Is this salty or?

>>157074795

Well he did die.

>>157075102
>he did die
what are you talking about? No he didn't. Orochimaru was pardoned 'cuz he a gud boi. He dindu nuffin.

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>>157056036
>>157063689
>two Naruto threads on the frontpage
Absolutely disgusting.

Also, Boruto is even more stupid. Actually, if "Boruto" is supposed to be pronounced "Bolt", then shouldn't "Naruto" be pronounced "Nart"?

God, I hate this series, the more I think about it.

>>157075289
stupid squidposter

>>157075289
I think the kanji for his name translates to "bolt" in English. Either way Boruto, the series and the character, are fucking stupid, Naruto should've been allowed to rest easy.

>>157063689
>Itachi fucked this

>>157064961
Anon, she consumed like 2 days worth of calories while taking a lunch break during the Chunin Exams.

anko is saving calories to expend with a single unstoppable jutsu

>>157066877
>loss of her husband
You're thinking of Yugao.

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>>157075510
>Anko is actually an Akimichi
wew lad.

>>157063689
Fuck off Narutards

>>157075359
His name isn't written with kanji. It's written with katakana, which is used for the transliteration of foreign words(Bolt) into Japanese.

As opposed to Naruto which is actually a Japanese word, and has his name written with hiragana.

>>157075634
it doesn't matter, because it's fucking stupid either way. Boruto is a stupid name, it's just "Naruto" with a Bo in front of it. One more "o" and Boruto could've been a ghost.

tl;dr Booruto

>>157075559
Akimichi are only fat because their bodies store extra chakra as fat.

She always over ate
She just became a teacher instead of a jonin / instructor so her TDEE went down from like 5000-6000 to 2000, which meant she proceeded to put on weight like fucking crazy by continuing her high calorie high carb diet.

>>157075744
nice dubs

I thought they were fat because they needed the extra calories to perform their clan techniques. That's the explanation I've always reached. Then again, chakra is pretty much just energy so maybe their fat just gets converted into chakra by being burned off as calories.

>>157075715
>One more "o" and Boruto could've been a ghost.
>
>tl;dr Booruto
the Japanese pronunciation of "boo" in this hypothetical name would sound the same as a "bow" used in archery
not like a spooky ghost noise, or a jeering crowd as you imply

you fucking baka

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>>157075899
>being this autistic over a joke
wew lad.

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Did this really happen? What did they talk about?
>Remember that time when my sister beat the crap out of you?

>>157077554
>remember that time when I ended your team mate's shinobi career by shattering his leg, and then tried to kill him again in his hospital room?
>Yeah I said sorry about that.

Gaara and Tenten are the worst pair to interact together desu.

>>157077554
Fuck off Narutard

>>157077680
>>157077554
You already have a containment thread. Fuck off.

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>>157077729
>>157077687
>bitching about a Naruto thread
>theres Yugioh thread in circulation
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FOLKS

>>57077777

>>157077729
>>157077687
Where did these fags come from?

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>>157074368
Sometimes texture supersedes taste for me... example... Hi-Chew. Taste like I'm eating plastic fruit. Love the chewy though.

>>157077787
They know how to stay in one thread, you fucks pollute the whole catalog sometimes.

>>157078543
that's not "narutards reeeeeee" that's bait posters who are trying to get a rise out of you, you fucking troglodyte

>>157078979
>they're just pretending to be retarded
Sure they are. Like all the frogposters and fujos spamming art are also just baiting in these threads.

>>157077687
>>157077729
eat shit, faggots.

>>157075101
>>157070857
They are called Dango and are basically small dumplings made from rice flour. They can have a variety of flavours depending on what you season them with and what they are coated with. Sweet is most common.
In this case she's eating bocchan dango, the red one has red beans mixed in, the white one egg, and the green one green tea.

>>157074368
I like the green tea flavoured ones.

>>157063689
Depression

>>157070032
Japanese sweets are so strange.

>>157064872
He saved everyone.

>>157063689
She's a pig.

>>157063689
;_;

>>157075899
Underrated post

>>157075943
don't be butt hurt, you started this by being an asshole.

>>157090177
>butthurt
nah man I just really wanted to make a retarded joke kek.

>>157064872
Kishimoto's pushing the jap agenda for denying war crimes and human tests

>>157063689
Orochimaru kept her slim just in case he needed her body. Now that he's out, the natural Anko has come out.

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>>157091416
>needed her body
since when? What levels of 5d chess do you think Orochimaru would have to play, to have any conceivable use for Anko's body?

>>157075031
>ino
>shit ninja
Ino's the best support ninja in the series and they would have been fucked in the Fourth Shinobi World War without her.

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>>157066699
is this canon? she's also an uzumaki?

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>>157092584
>they would've been fucked in the Fourth Shinobi World War without her
don't you mean her dad, Inoichi? What exactly did she do? Work with the (already establish) Ino-Shika-Cho trio? Yeah man, real asset there. She also isn't the best support ninja, Sakura is because she's a medic on par with Tsunade. Sakura is a terrible, pretty much useless character but she does have skill as a medic nin.

>>157092945
Yes, Karin is an Uzumaki. She has demonstrated the use of Chakra Chains, a bloodline ability that Kushina Uzumaki used to contain the Kyuubi. She's most likely very closely tied to Kushina, perhaps a second cousin, for the bloodline to manifest in her as well. It's also been established by the first Hokage who commented on her hair being the classic Uzumaki red.

>>157093346
You're right anon, letting everyone communicate telepathically through her and detecting enemy locations, what shit abilities.

>>157093550
As I said, Inoichi, her father, did that, not her.

>>157071201
> planned and calculated

This is from a 2005 Viz Jump issue, it was probably something done on their side since they usually do these kind of trivia features for the manga.