ITT: Girls that /a/ could actually score

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>>157047055

>>157047055
Your dick would reject her body just like her baby did.

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All it takes is food.

>>157047055
every girl where the mc is a neet
so all of them

>>157047119
Brutal

>>157047055
I scored with Yunyun and made her my waifu.

>>157047055
Leave Yunyun to me.

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>>157047055

>>157047119
Thy is cruel, but savage as fuck.

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>>157047055

all of them because /a/ is thousands of people and the people united can never be defeated

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Any girl that likes MC because "he's kind" is easy pickings.

Osananajimis are the most unobtainable ones.
>mfw Mai waifu is an osananajimi character

>>157047260
>>157047370
>implying
I guess you must be loaded then.

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Just get her a new deck or a couple foils.

>>157047260
>>157047370
Are you too stupid to read the OP?

>>157047260
>>157047370
She would just lead you on for months and make you buy her expensive things without ever putting out

>>157047472
>>157047558
Just give her compliments and cheap alcohol. That's all.

>>157047542
>6'2"
Manlet at it again

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>>157047558
What if I find that just as arousing as being in a relationship? I love chasing after people I know I can never have.

>>157047542
Well I'm a 6'3" professional athlete worth 51 million dollars

>>157047542
Teenage girls in high school fall for me 5'8" good natured awkward MC (in other words me). Arrogant chads are the buttmonkey in any series.

>>157047542
>>157047648
Yeah, well I'M a 6'4" professional athlete worth 52 million dollars. What now?

>>157047790
>not a 6'5" professional athlete worth 53 million dollars
GOML

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>>157047055
She needs the money.

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>>157047055

>measuring yourself with burger units

Shart in the mart.

>>157047933
Are you an old man?

>>157048037
I bet you measure you dick in cm to make yourself feel better about it as well

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>>157047933
She's got someone for that already.

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>>157047550
>>He thinks is impossible to score Aqua.
Dicklets, When will they learn?

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She is my waifu, after all.

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>>157048116
>megumin calls kazuma's dick "excalibur"
>aqua laughs at it

Just how loose is Aqua?

>>157048072
Who cares about the size of a permavirgin?
You aren t one of those people that cares for 3D Are You?

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>>157048157
>>megumin calls kazuma's dick "excalibur"
She was just being ironic.

>>157047542
i'm 6'5'' and row for UCD

>>157048157
Megumin was being ironic
Why do you think Kazuma was mad in the first place?

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>>157048559
Red and Blue are best girls of the last season.

>>157048452
>Why do you think Kazuma was mad in the first place?
Probably because she wrote on his dick while he was unconscious.

>>157048004
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghFtR64y0XQ

>>157048559
>>157048673
Satania is so easy to trick into having sex with

>>157048434
alpha as fuck

>>157047542
I got into anime because I was bored as an adult.

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>>157047542
I'm a fat loser who works in construction and gets paid like shit. My dick is painfully average.

What anime girl do I get with my current life package?

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This gullible retard.

>>157048422
>>157048452
Maybe he just has phimosis

>>157049350
>fat
Just stop being fat
There are ways around everything else, but fatness is the single most unattractive thing about a person because it's the most malleable shortcoming

>>157049445
>single most unattractive thing about a person
That's blackness.

>>157049536
>how to spot the faggot

>>157049676
>how to spot a nigger

>>157049720
I bet your mom almost miscarried you because she was so skinny.

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Would smash, don't have to worry about having a protection because I know my seed would reject her body.

>>157049350
Dunno. Most of the straight tropes are out. Maybe a childhood friend? But you'd get ntr'd and she'd settle for you after she eventually gets hurt.

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Let's be honest, she was probably London's bycicle.

>>157047055
I can get any girl, I can even turn the yurisluts straight.

Honestly, which girl could a fat greasy hikineet hit on and succeed?

>>157047055
>YunYun
DON'T MAKE ME POST IT

>>157047055
I would be very, very happy with Yunyun.

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>>157047055
you were asking for it

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If you can offer her enough food, I can't see why not.

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>>157050908

>>157051113
Totally worth the potential broken bones and drowning

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>>157047055

>>157050908
you don't deserve to live

>>157047629
Psh, they never learn

I could get any one

t. Chad

>>157050908
how awful of you

>>157047055
Tomoko

>>157050908
Have not seen that version with the furniture store, it just gets sadder every time i see it. Does anyone have the ben garrrison one?

>>157049373

A Timpopo-chang is fine too.

>>157047260
why would anyone want to though
she's canonically a terrible waifu