So? Who's better? What would they talk about if they were together in the same place?
le totally realize what's going on but have amazing restrain power in the face of succubus menace in order to keep on with the tradition of the main character being uninterested... men
I can make out the personalities of Kyon, Araragi and that Index moralfag, but the OreImo MC is as generic and bland as it gets, I have no idea what he would talk about.
>>157045732
Oreimo MC is like the index moralfag except he doesn't have super powers and mostly just wants to fuck his sister and help people
You have this guy who deals with aliens and gods, and this other guy who deals with vampires and gods, and this other guy who deals with vampires, wizards and espers...
but the bravest of them all, he had to deal with the ugly beast known asKi ri no
>>157045539
How can they even compete?
>>157046475
literally who
>>157045539
So a whiny bitch, a spineless doormat, some guy who's fine with his girlfriend sleeping with other men behind his back, and some super special snowflake faggot not even gods want to die. Pretty awful lineup.
>>157047162
You must be a thrill as a friend
>>157047162
Childhood is hating the main character
Adulthood is realizing that they are the soul of the series
>>157045539
What would they talk about if they were together in the same place?
Kyousuke and Araragi talk about little sisters, Kyon sighs, Touma gets kidnapped to go fight an eldritch abomination five minutes in.
>>157045539
I want to see Araragi and Kyon sperg out together.
>>157045539
>Manchildren self insert
Step aside, betas.
>>157047349
This
>Have you tried brushing your imouto's teeth?
>Have you tried marrying your imouto?
>You're not living your life correctly!
>Yare yare.
>>157047564
>You're not living your life correctly!
>imouto huh...
>sudden flashback
>>157045539
Kyon would want no part of any of it
>>157047162
Sleeping with other men behind his back?
>>157046938
litterally bait
>>157047251
>having friends
>>157045539
Does a good male high schooler protagonist even exist? Just looking at the people at the top increases my boredom by a significant amount, especially the retard at the top right.
>>157045539
Add him,what changes?
>>157048008
There's two guys in the background making snide comments instead of one.
>that chapter about Kyousuke just hanging out with his pals
Hanging out with Kyousuke is a blast, he's like the tsukkomi of the group but never losing his cool.
>>157045732
But Super Kyousuke is the most manly being in the planet, and he learn to control that state by the end of the series so he could give a good lesson to the group.
>>157048008
I can see Kyon, 8man and Ararararagi talk about mundane things in a philosophical manner.
>>157047349
I think that Kyousuke and Kyon would just sit back and a take cup of tea while they watch Touma and Araragi fight some gang members or some shit like that.
Ok, let's mix it up a bit.
>>157045539
Kyon's the best.
>>157049336
Who the hell would want to hang out with Kazuma? If you are not a wet girl you will have a really bad time.
>>157045539
Touma > Kyon > Araragi > sisterfucker
>>157048008
He gets punched by Touma.
>>157045539
Not sure exactly what these 4 have in common or why they're even paired together here
>>157045539
This made me imagine Touma in Kyon's place as the melancholy's MC. Haruhi would get punched so fucking hard.
>>157046475
Came here to post him
>>157047819
Kaiki meme
>>157045868
Fucking underrated post.
>>157047677
pls no
>>157047995
>consider posting Shirou as bait
>realize he's actually genuinely superior to the four in the OP
Maybe the Nasutards were right
>>157049432
But Touma and Kyousuke are almost the same, only that Kyousuke is more level-headed.
>>157049931
Here, i'll upgrade your Shirou to a better MC for you. No need to thank me.
Add juicy yuuji
>>157050493
Did you really just go there? He a fucking assassin.
>>157045539
Games, guns, movies, cars, sluts & sports. The usual boy stuff when boys get together.
Would Touma and Araragi get along and be buds?
>>157045539
The real big 4 of anime MCs.
>>157051196
Huh?
>>157051259
n-nandemonai
>>157046938
Kazuma desu
>>157051046
Man, I hope so. They could bond over their incredibly over-powered harems and never ending bad luck.
Kyousuke and Kyon have a knife fight to be the straight man monologer of the group.
>>157047162
I'd listen to whiny bitch Sugita all day.
>>157049579
Nah, Touma is even more of a beta cuck, he would just crawl under the table in their club room and whine about misfortune every time Haruhi opens her mouth.
>>157049336
>2 of these are not like the other 2
>>157052292
You joking or do you know nothing about Index?
>>157052428
Id say its obvious he knows fuck all about index/railgun.
Touma would
>YOU'RE NOT LIVING YOUR LIFE CORRECTLY
the fuck out of haruhi the moment she opens her big mouth.
>>157052428
>can't call Index out for her biting
>can't call Biribiri out for her tantrums
>instead just cries like a little autistic baby
I certainly know more than you.
>>157051495
I am sure, it all was made just for this joke ;-].
>>157052428
>girls decide to get naked in his own fucking living room for whatever reason when he isn't there
>they punch him when he walks in the door for being "a pervert"
>he just lets it happen
>>157045539
Kyon > Ragi >>>>>> Touma >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kyousuke
>>157051196
Shirou and Kodaka aren't actually that dense though. Shirou is just a selfless lunatic and Kodaka is a massive pussy.
So, what will happen if this Alpha replace Kyon?
>>157049654
It is canon from the novels
And i hope he break up with crap and date cat
>>157045539
Kyon > Araragi > Kyousuke > Touma
Hachiman is better than all of them though.
Replace Touma and Kyousuke with Hachiman and Oreki or Tomoya
>>157059421
Hachiman is garbage.
>>157059822
You're garbage.
>>157059964
You're genuine garbage.
I'm glad the japs are trying to make MCs less of a self-insert, or at least, make them not your usual pussy, dense, harem MC
>>157060011
wow rude
Your gypsy whore mother is genuine garbage.
>>157060110
All of the MCs in OP pic are self-insert pussy, dense harem MCs.
>>157060202
Kyon's not really dense though. It feels more like him not wanting to admit he likes Haruhi which is honestly hard to say because he's sort of forced to like her due to circumstances.
Basically a tsundere.
>>157045539
So if they compared dick sizes, who would win?
>>157060332
Kyon > Kyousuke > Touma > Araragi
>>157045539
Kyon is best Araragi is close second the other two are way behind tied for last
>>157048008
Nothing
>>157049336
Kazuma becomes best MC for the rest see >>157060429
>>157047677
Touma would listen to Kyon's time looping story and go '15,000+ times? And you don't remember most of it? Noob.'
They would discuss how they each plan on becoming more like their God and idol.
>>157045539
Araragi > Touma > Kyon > Kyosuke
Araragi, Kyon and Kyosuke would just, probably, have an internatl monologue all the time leaving Touma left out.
Kyon would never befriend any of those guys.
>>157060378
You are not convincing me that a body like this doesn't come together with a big penis.
>>157060737
Small body small penis.
>>157045539
Kyousuke would start talking about his sister and probably drop off enough hints about wanting to fuck her that Touma would punch him for not living his life correctly
Araragi would naturally jump in to defend Kyousuke and saying there's nothing wrong with idolizing your imouto and that Kyousuke can brush her teeth if he wants to
Touma would then punch him too, causing his connection with Shinobu to be severed temporarily
Shinobu would then find Kyon, who has been observing this all along but didn't really want to interfere
Since a smug confident and cute girl asked him too, he feels compelled to step in, but doesn't really do much to help
Touma realizes Shinobu is a cute girl and tries to punch her too but realizing this would basically kill her, Araragi steps back in again and blocks the blow
Moved by his willingness to defend Shinobu, Touma punches him too for not caring about his own life
Meanwhile Kyousuke has already left because his sister walked by and asked him to buy anime for her
>>157045539
>fucked his sister during endless eight (off-screen)
>fucked his sister after marriage (off-screen)
>fucked both of his sisters including one that isn't his sister (off-screen)
>fucked his personal misaka sister (off-screen)