ITT: characters that are canonically ugly

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>>157030660

You're waifu.

>>157030660
>>157030727
I will fucking skin you alive and wear youe pelt as a cloak.

Bird is the canonically most beautiful girl in monogatari

>>157030683
undoubtedly
look at the evidence bois
>shinji attracted to kaworu
>shinji is therefore gay
>shinji attracted to asuka
>asuka is therefore a man
wake up sheeple

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>>157030660

>>157030803
She drops out of college to become a stripper.

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I want to strip Bird.

that's just shaft doing their experimental shit

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>>157030888
So does Kumiko's sister, and she's pretty cute.

Bird? More like a Turd!

>>157030660
Me.

>>157030660
me :(

Sure are a lot of cocksucking faggots on /a/.

>>157030987
you apologize right now.

>>157030660
Wow,
just wow

>>157030660
Any character with glasses.

>>157031197
>at least
Are you defending dropping out of school? It's only downwards for her from here on out.

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>>157031309
Fag.

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>all these ironic answers
Senritsu's best girl though, competent, talented, intelligent, beautiful inside. I hope when her curse is broken she transforms into a gorgeous nee-san and intimidates Kurapika.

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Poor bird. Given the gift of immortality but forced to be an ugly hag compared to her sister, never to receive brushies.

>>157031739
10/10 body 3/10 face
Glasses ruins everything.

>>157032602
You might actually be gay. Nothing wrong with that, we live in accepting times. But I'm just letting you know.

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>>157032602
Shit taste, faggot.

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>>157030660
OP is canonically gay and blind, nothing new here

>>157032784
>canonically
I bet you think his bathroom's really a cathedral too.

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>>157032915
And you probably think literally literally means literally

Bird is the most attractive Gatari anyways

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>>157032602
Setting aside your shit taste, she's canonically acknowledged as being attractive, so the incredibly retarded claim of "any character with glasses" just doesn't fly.

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>>157031197
What in the fuck is going on in the monogatari LNs?

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>>157032602
>Glasses ruins everything.
But that's wrong, you nigger

>>157033937
Had a timeskip of 5 years, most of these are gross exaggerations

Koyomi is a supernatural cop and lives alone with Karen who is a normal cop
Tsukihi is living abroad, dropped out of college twice and now wants to study dance
Gahara works for her dads corporation abroad
Mayoi is god
Nadeko writes unsuccesful manga
Kanbaru is a sports doc
Sodachi is an accountant
Ougi is still spooky

Though Hanekawa actually is a communist terrorist, gotta give him that

>>157034258
I did not even realize he was shitting on Cat.

>>157034366
With riding the dick carousel he referred to Senjogahara though, Koyomi and her broke up three times already.

>>157034258
>lives alone with Karen

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>>157034258

Nisio's writing is getting less & less creative huh?

>>157032602
It's hard being right, but I feel you anon. Megane is fucking shit.

>>157034258
What happened to Kaiki?

>>157034763
He's dead and a ghost

Honestly, I don't think anyone knows. He only had that appearance in Hanamonogatari and even Gaen said she doesn't know where the fuck he is

>>157034258
>ruining most of your waifus
Nice work there, Nisio.

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>>157034760
Your taste is fucking shit.

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>>157034679
Delete this right now.

>>157034819
Does Meme come back?

>>157035177
In Owari3 he has a heroic comeback. He also appears in Tsubasa Sleeping in which she tells him a story to get him to come back

>>157034912
Nah.

>>157035323
Shit, now I'm really hyped for the next season.

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>>157034760
>being right
>When there are numerous canonically attractive characters with glasses, thus proving his claim wrong

Yeah, whatever you say, kiddo.

>>157035712

>>When there are numerous canonically attractive characters with glasses, thus proving his claim wrong

You can start posting them anytime

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>>157035795
There's several posted alrady, we're talking about characters that are treated as attractive in-universe.

>>157035712
>When there are numerous canonically attractive characters with glasses
But that's an oxymoron, glasses automatically make a character unattractive, until they take them off. You can't wear glasses and be attractive at the same time.

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>>157036213
Imagine actually believing this.

>>157036367
It's simply the truth.

>>157030803
>bird
that's not monkey

>>157034843
Which ones did he ruin?

Karen is the same, just wearing a police uniform now
Gahara is the same
Nadeko is doing what everyone assumed she'd be doing
Sodachi is doing the sort of thing people expected too
Ougi's the same

Only Tsukihi, Kanbaru,Mayoi and Hanekawa are drastically different. Tsukihi and Kanbaru moreorless act the same personality-wise too.

>>157034258
>Though Hanekawa actually is a communist terrorist
Always knew that she was worst girl. What a piece of trash.

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>>157036213
>being this much of a pleb

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This is a serious topic people, shameful
>pic related

>>157034258
it's a shame the spooky oogi meme never fully took off.

>>157036546
Glasses just ruin the eyes in an ugly way. Shades, goggles, and masks are alright, if they are designed right, but glasses just look shitty.

>>157034258
>and lives alone with Karen
Why would anyone who personally knows Koyomi and/or Karen let them do this?

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>>157030660
Both of them.

>>157036615
Why stop them?

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>>157036546
In anime this isn't a problem but glasses make the part they cover either look smaller or bigger in a weird way depending on if you use glasses to either fix short-sightedness or far-sightedness.

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>>157036596
Nah, he's right, you're a pleb.

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>>157036810
All those characters look like shit there. Glasses are just ugly.

>>157030881
>Mamimi
>ugly

>>157034258
So Koyomi don't have a girlfriend in the end ? Nadeko didn't win the D ? What about Shinobu ?

>>157030726
I came here to post this.
>>157031309
Pleb detected.

Megane-haters are plebs. Don't give them attention they don't deserve.

>>157036662
>>157031159
Awful, awful taste

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>>157036854
>Urara
>Look like shit

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>>157037040
It personally fascinates me how megane-haters are always so fixated on the glasses. They're arguably more obsessed with glasses than actual glasses fetishists.

>>157037116
Well now that the glasses are off she looks fine.

>>157036953
>So Koyomi don't have a girlfriend in the end
It's still Gahara, on and off. She moves in with him at the end. The entire novel features him going over plans to eventually marry her too.

>Nadeko didn't win the D
Isn't trying to anymore. Possibly still avoiding Koyomi out of guilt, I dunno.

>What about Shinobu ?
Same weird catch-22 situation as usual, she's still there. Next LN is all about her.

Honestly not that much changed for a lot of characters and relationships. Nisio's the king of having a lot and also fucking nothing happening simultaneously.

>>157037148
Because they just look so fucking ugly.

>>157037009
delete this

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>>157037193
But it's not normal to obsess this much over something you don't like, you'll only make yourself more miserable. You need help.

>>157037313
I'm enjoying my anger.

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>>157036953
The latest book ends with Gahara crawling back to him and him taking her back. They have problems in their relationship but get together again in the end.

Nadeko most definitly didn't not win the D.

As for Shinobu, the next book is called Shinobumonogatari and the arc is called Shinobu Mustard. He hasn't been using her as much as before. Next book will also have the person appear who turned Shinobu in the first place

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>>157033140
What ep are these from? Gonna make some webm. Also OP is a fag, no doubt.

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>>157038262
Tsukimonogatari episode 1

You're doing gods work anon!

>>157031787
Why woukd they make someone canonically ugly look so cute in anime?

>>157034258
Hanekawa unironically became big boss

>>157036886
If Mamimi was attractive, she wouldn't need to hit on middle schoolers.

>>157037029
Is she supposed to be ugly? I thought she was just a beta.

Friendly reminder that the whole idea of Monogatari's narrative is that all the books have unreliable narrators

All girls look hot as fuck because Arararararagi is a horny teen who would fuck anything with tits and a nice pair of legs including his own sisters
Notice that when Kaiki or Hanekawa narrates, the girls arent 10/10 anymore

>>157030803
>Bird is the canonically most beautiful girl in monogatari
It's actually Bat when she's in her adult form.

>>157039444
Most of the girls are super popular and considered by the entire school as very attractive though and not only by Koyomi. Gahara had both girls and boys fawning over her, Kanbaru is the star of her whole school, everyone finds Nadeko cute which she uses to her advantage and Tsukihi is said to be insanely popular.

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>>157031787
Ugly is the new cute

>>157039651
Even Sodachi with her negative self-esteem doesn't doubt her beauty and had a boy confessing to her. All monogatari girls have above average beauty to compensate their troublesome personalities. And kiss-shot is canon highest beauty imaginable.

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>>157034258
>Hanekawa actually is a communist terrorist

what

>>157039157
but she's a teenage girl and Naota is a teenage boy

>>157040375
>communist terrorist
She's not. That anon was just exaggerating.

>>157040807
>Internationally wanted Open-Borders activist

Deserves a helicopter ride

>>157040849
So more like greenpeace and less like koko hekmatyar. Kinda boring but it fits i guess

>>157031197

>ugly people don't become dancers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vsx9mBA5mSI

inb4 3dpd. Even by 3dpd standards she's ugly.

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>>157039444
Hanekawa's chapter had one of the most fanservice-y scenes in that entire season of the series though.

Otherwise yeah sure moreorless. It's why the scenes where he's talking to Sodachi are pretty much devoid of fanservice too, he doesn't (or can't) see her in that way at all. In Musubi in general it's toned down too since he's supposed to be more mature I guess.

>>157040725
Naota is 12 and Mamimi is 17.

>>157031787
not really ugly just neglects herself

>>157041143
>he doesn't (or can't) see her in that way at all
He doesn't see her that way at all. This is the reason why he let's Sodachi stay at his parents house when she becomes homeless; he didn't think it was a big deal to him since he doesn't even see her as someone of the opposite sex.

>>157041473
I mean, if he didn't think it was a big deal he wouldn't have hidden it from Gahara. What you're saying plays a part in it perhaps but I thought it was mostly just his usual sense of altruism/attempting to look out for Sodachi when he can and just rolling with what his parents suggested about letting her into the house.

>>157041473
Well, it's his excuse for not telling Gahara. While he might not see Sodachi in a romantic light anymore, I think he just says the stuff about not seeing her as a member of the opposite sex to rationalize keeping a such a secret from Gahara

>>157031309
Thread canonically ended here.

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>>157041857
I don't think you understand what canon means, fag.

>>157034819
He's probably having a relaxing vacation after all these dumb hormonal teenagers nearly get him killed

>>157036579

It's time

>>157041990
He had his reasons for hanging around the town to be fair. Not even talking about Gahara contacting him either, as soon as he caught wind of Kanbaru being in trouble he would've gone there anyway.

>>157031355
I'm going to take a wild guess here, ESL?

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>>157031309
What are you a Hater Faggot

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>>157030660
Kirino A SHIT

>>157041961
Ugly hag made worse by glasses.

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>>157043311
Isn't she canonically a model though?

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>>157030660
Wakana Slut

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>>157043336
Again, you seem to have difficulty understanding what this topic is about.
If she's considered attractive in-universe she is not canonically ugly. Our opinions have nothing to do with this.

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>>157030660
how has this ugly bitch not been posted yet?

>>157043376
Still a shit like ivanka

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>>157030660
Until dead nagisa is ugly

>>157034258
what about shinobu? she still just chillin?

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>>157036615
i lived with my twin sister for a few years. it was tanoshii and we saved a lot of money by splitting rent.

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>>157030660
ume sucks

>>157030881
As much as I love Mamimi's character

She's canon ugly,as well as unpopular and encounters bullying every single day

How she ever got Taskun in the first place is a fucking mystery that's bigger than Medical Mechanica

>>157034456
Do they see other people?

>>157043585
I'm guessing the difference is that you didnt get caught just before you were about to fuck each other

>>157046034
no she just brought a new guy home every month and hearing them fuck turned me on and i think she knew it, because she got louder as time went on and spoke in detail each night of what she did

>>157043683
The story kind of implies that they were never really in a serious relationship and she was kind of just a weird hanger-on to him

>>157043562
Araragi tries to use her as little as possible. She also now changes outfits to match Araragi's

>>157044459
Doesn't sound like it. Though I wonder if they had a threesome with Euler during their college phase where they hung out together

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>>157046411

>>157043483
What are you talking about? Is even mentioned that 26 years old Kirino is the most beautiful woman in the planet.

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>>157030660
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>>157034258
does araragi get any taller or is he still a manlet?

>>157036213
Is that you duke?

>>157048391
Still a manlet.

Karen is now 6'0.

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>there are people on this board who haven't been enlightened to the greatness that is megane girls

>>157030803
>canonically most beautiful
No, that is bat.

>>157049427
Tfw no tall tomboy sister to flirt and cuddle with

>>157049427
Do they mention Tsukihi's height in Musubi? Would be funny to see everyone outgrow Araragi. Looking forward to Kiss-shot having him sit on her lap in Owari2

>>157049510
>you'll never reassure Karen that being so tall is actually really cute and that she shouldn't worry about it
>you'll never stand on your toes to give her a kiss
>you'll never be princess carried by her

>>157049427
hot

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>>157049427
finally a /fit/ character I can self insert.

I'm 5'8 tho