What is your genuine opinion on breast envy

asymmetrical docking is the only answer

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>>157029548
I don't give a flying shit about it since no one is going to feel envious of my manboobs. We're never going to get a season 2 are we? Dammit I want Alas Ramus to appear and see the Chihofags be btfo!

>>157029548
Shouldn't exist in anime since every girl knows she's going to be somebody's waifu

Kinda stupid since flat is more aesthetically pleasing anyway.

>>157029548
Why would I be jealous of the worst girl?

I only like it when a big girl is envious of a HUGE girl.

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It's kind of hot.

lit

Dumb when it's overdone, otherwise >>157030043

>>157029548
More boobacious anime girls should envy flatties and their practical booblets.

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I don't understand it. DFC is the truth and these girls should be happy they have been blessed with such amazing flat chests. It's the ones with cowtits that should envy the flat.

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s2 never, alas ramus ova never, suzuno in bikini never
I want to get off this ride

It's annoying.

>>157029548
I like flat characters that get angry over being teased for being flat and some light envy

>>157029548
I think it's annoying and stupid

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>>157029548
I like it

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>>157029548
>Pettan pedos like disgusting flat chest

it's fucking dumb, unless the girl in question is ridiculously flat. the only reason they'd be jealous is because they'll have a harder time getting a man.

>>157031494
Yes. My sister is super self conscious about her small breasts. I'd tell her small and perky is best but that's a bit too creepy

>>157031494
It's real, not at the point of "fuck that bitch for having what I don't have" but "wish mine were bigger/smaller".

>>157029548
It's very cute.
Especially when the flat one is taller by a large margin.

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I love it.

>>157031494

People aren't necessarily jealous of "giant ass" tits but if you are flat chested, just jealous of breasts in general. It was true of me back in jr high/highschool, but once you get older and more secure in your love life it stops.

>>157031638
You should tell her anon.

>>157031741
Fuck off

>>157031741
Tits or gtfo

>>157031741
pls be in london

>>157029548
Its a japanese trope, you just have to deal with it if you are gonna whatch anime same than "EHHHHH?" and "OISHIIIIIIII"

Its a japanese thing, you don't have to get it, not understand it, not like it or hate it, is just there like sliding doors or ramen

>>157031741
>secure in your love life
Slut

>>157031948
Literally exactly my thought.

>>157031741
Fuck off roatie whore.

Breast envy -> insecurity -> need to compensate -> does anal

I thought dfc closet fags loved the idea of fucking a boyish figure in the ass so I'm confused as to why they don't like breast envy.

>>157032574
Breast envy -> Keeps starting at girls' boobs -> Gets seduced by big-breasted girl

Or so I wish.

>>157029548
that looks like a hamburger

>>157029548
I like it. Bonus points for >>157029770

>>157029770
never happens

>>157029548
Most overused trope ever made by japanese people.

>>157029548
It's kawaii and I want to comfort the kawaii chestlet.

>>157029548
I like it, I can relate.

>>157033041
They make that joke later on.

>>157031494
It's mostly jealousy because the hot girls, including big breasts, get all the male attention. Why do you think titjobs are so common?

>>157029548
Stupid. Flat is justice.

>>157029548
Makes tsunderes even worse than they normally are

>>157031494
>but hardly any of us are ever like, "Fuck that dude for having a bigger dick than me."
do you actually believe this? it's the same shit with height. nobody should care, but everyone does.

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Why is there no ass envy?

>>157038182
Probably because there is like 1 character every 2 seasons with an ass fat enough. You can't name 5.

>>157033388
DanMachi

>>157038592
Hestia vs Loki? That isn't huge.

>>157031741
L O N D O N
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>>157031494
Its not real. Only sluts wish they had cowtitties.

>>157038664
Everyone vs Hestia at one point or another.

>>157031741
London?

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>>157029548
Hits too close to home because I have a small dong and I'll be stuck with it forever.

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>>157031334
>he says as he posts a facebook image of Kiss-Shot

>>157029548
It's overused and fucking stupid since DFC is best when the girl is confident in her looks.

>>157029548
Her swimsuit looks like a burger sandwich with some salad leaking out. Is this an implication her breasts are the beef within?

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>>157029548
Its ridiculous.

If I where a woman, I would prefer to have anything under medium size. Anything larger, I believe, would get in the way. For jogging or general exercise especially.

On a related note, anime propagating that woman should feel ashamed of smaller breast sizes is a double standard in Japan. In Japan, it is common practice for companies to have a "health examination" of their employees. I've read if a woman is generally fit but their bust size is considerable, they have the chance, when weighed, of being labeled as "over weight" because of factors beyond their control. They might even be sent a letter from HR reprimanding them for potentially wasting health benefit money because of the risks of being obese. This is comedic yet sad.

Of course, other factors might be involved if, say, the person being weighed is a "foreigner" and is both generally larger framed and has a larger chest than the standard Japanese woman (German?).

If people are interested, I could try to find some of the sources I read this from.

Picture is Nana, a girl that I believe woman would truly be jealous of despite not appealing to this trope.

>>157039994
>Nana
>good looking
>>>/global/rules/2

Also, tits or gtfo.

>>157031494
big boobs = smarter on average

>>157029548
Breast envy means nothing because 2d girls don't get laid.

>>157040750
>big boobs = smarter on average
Smarter on an average _______?

>>157041028
Kuzu no Honkai only aired last season.

Hell, the monk thing that airs censored and the chinks were releasing uncensored hardsubs but after episode 3 they stopped - that thing is airing this season.

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It's really hot, the more subtle the better

we NEED animu about cute middleschoolers blossoming and using their newfound titties to their advantage

they would get noticably bigger with passing time and mock their underdevelopped peers

>>157029548
>What is your genuine opinion on breast envy
I guess is the female equivalent of height envy?

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>>157029770
Like this?

It's low-hanging fruit for anime writers who don't understand women.

I think its cute for a kind of weird reason.

They think they aren't good enough because they don't have huge meat sacks attached to their chest.

However, that is a fear that I can uniquely assuage because I actually prefer them the way they are.

>>157029548
I like it but like >>157041538 says it has to be subtle.

You can actually work it into character development by having female characters come to terms with their own femininity after experiencing it, rather than just making a "HAHA EVERY GIRL WISHES SHE HAD HUGE TITS" gag.

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>>157029548
It's kind of hot to be honest.

The weak should fear the strong.

>>157029548
Like watching someone getting hit the balls, always funny if not mildly amusing

>>157032716
That's actually kind of hot

Mine are so small sometimes I don't even need to wear bras, and I wish they were at least average sized, its like 404 file not found under my shirt, so I can relate to these kinds of anime girls.

>>157043503
Do you ever feel jealous yourself of girls in the anime you watch?

>>157043503
You are Justice, and that is good enough

Tits are love, but ass is Life

>>157031741
>secure in your love life
roasties get out

>>157030669
It's precisely because of creepy pedo losers like you that flat girls wish they weren't flat. They want attention from normal desirable guys, not basement dwelling neets.

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are there actually any women in this thread or is it a bunch of traps larping as women?

>>157043743
how insecure

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>>157029548
I dream of one day seeing an anime girl with a modestly-sized bust who doesn't have a complex about it.

>>157043786
close enough

>>157043743
but don't you know that normies are shit at sex and have tiny penises? it's a universal truth.

>>157043786
It's a bunch of girls pretending to be traps.

>>157031494
To some degree, but more than anything it just causes self-esteem issues in the flatter girl.

>>157043743
Hah, Jokes on you! I live on the second floor!

>>157031494
I've seen plenty of posts and arguments on /cgl/ over it.

>>157038182

Unlike breast growth, it's really not hard to give yourself a big thick ass if you want one. You have small tits and you're kinda stuck with them outside of surgery.

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>>157029548
Kinda dumb. If you have a flat chest, you'll never sag. In fact you don't even need a bra, and clothes-shopping is easier. Not to mention you look much better and more sleek in a one-piece swimsuit. Or hell, in a men's suit too if you wanna.

>implying cute flat girls aren't safe from beta
males

The more attractive they are they safer they remain

>>157031494
>backpain, hard to find shirts that are formfitting
you're not convincing anyone that you're a dude
>lol guys don't care if we see a dude with a bigger dick
confirmed for not being a dude

post tits or get the fuck out.

>>157043558
Not really since they're are fictional characters, most anime girls are beautiful even if they are insecure about themselves, and its hard to get angry or jealous of something designed and written instead of merely born.

>>157043814
What about curved swords?

Embarrassed or envious girls are cute regardless of the circumstances

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>>157043967
Svelt girls in suits.

>>157043979
>post tits
She can't.

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>>157043814
Pic related, she's even proud of it.

>>157044126
flat or fat, I don't care
she posts tits and cements her status as an attention seeking slut or fucks off back to being anonymous and doesn't bring it up.
that's how this site works.

>>157030669
Fag in denial. All women know big chest = good.

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>>157044141

>>157044563
Flat sucks

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>>157044490

Vs.

>>157030669


Fight!

>>157044688
You suck

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>>157045014
1v1 fag

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>>157044913
Big breasts represent wealth and fortune. Small breasts are an example of horrible genes and malnutrition.

>>157029548
Don't really have one I guess

>>157045014
but you can't suck flat

>>157045257
Big breasts has nothing to do with wealth and fortune. If you had said being fat, I might have agreed with you.

Its only "horrible genes" if you like girls with 2 large sacks of fat on their chests.

>>157045413
>he hasn't watched manyuu

>>157044563
Big breasts represent wealth.
Small ones, poverty and hunger.

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>>157045413
Royalty and dominance have everything to do with large breasts

>>157045711
In the minds of cow lovers it does I suppose.

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>>157045762
I like a girl with curves up and down. Shame you prefer to fiddle kids.

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>>157045762
Bountiful breasts make a bold statement.
Flat chests are just a pathetic whimper

>>157029548
Pretty stale. Japs should move on to butt envy instead.

>>157031794
>>157031799
>>157031817
>>157031948
>>157032003
>>157032245
A lot of /a/ users are girls, you know.

>>157040159
>If I where a woman
>tits or gtfo outside of /b/
Do you even reading comprehension?

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>>157029548
I prefer breast wonder.

>>157046164
Ah. So you meant "were"

>>157039994
>If I where a woman,
But you aren't. You are a dude trying to understand what a woman thinks and feels. Which obviously you can't understand.

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>>157046240
>breast wonder
I gazed upon your post and realized that you were truly and sincerely my nigga.

>>157046164
how long have you been browsing /a/?
don't lie.

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>>157046240
Fucking this.

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Breast envy makes the DFC character even more cute, who was already perflat to begin with. A win/win if I dare say so.

>>157029548
why does she have hamburgers strapped to her chest?

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>>157046240
I've always preferred breast desire to envy.

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>>157029548

>>157039994
Tiny dick nigga detected

>>157052156

Best envy moment.

>>157052156
I miss this high quality of animation so badly