Why didn't he bang Aqua early on?

because she's dumb

>>156997976
She purified his lust...and any other liquid that gets close to her

because he's dumb

fucking aqua would be like fucking his dog

>>156997976
He tried, but she's so dumb that no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't find her sexually appealing.

>>156997976
He and darkness are just words, remember the bath scene

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you know the answer to that

>>156997976
He has the alpha genes and it must not be diluted on some nasty hags

Wow people are really rude towards Aqua. She's a goddess guys..

>>156997976
C'mon man he definitely fucked her when they were staying in the shed at the beginning. He'd have to be the most gigantic beta to have not done it then. Sleeping in close proximity, just the two of you, she's always pointing her ass at you, no panties and drunk. I repeat, c'mon man.

I want to explode inside Megumin!

>>156998629
Confirmed homosexual

>>156999205
Nah because he wants to fuck pretty much every other girl he deals with on a daily basis or less, just not her.

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>>156998815

Their girl is severely underused.

>>156999335

Theif even

Aqua is pure, she's not for sexual

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>>156997976
The only reasonable explanation is heavenly neutering
Her superiors don't want dozens of demi gods roaming around and fucking things up

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Because she's a stupid dog.

>>156997976
Aqua can get anyone she wants too. Why sleep with the help?

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Because she's way too dumb, even for sex. It'd be like fucking a zika zombie.

>>156997976
Because is a fucking comedy. Common sense would kill this anime/LN in two chapters or less.
Plus the author(male) really sucks at writing romance.

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>>156999811

Why do they look so comfy? It's scenes like these that make me want them be together, but not want to mess up this platonic bro tier relationship they have.

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>>156999811

>I wonder what percentage understood it Kazuma.....

>>156999811
>>157001884

Their bro-ness is one of the things i really loved about the show, it was so refreshing to not have them always be in some generic anime misunderstanding bullshit. You could tell that they where great friends. I need more anime with relationships like that.

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>>157000289
She isn't a dog but a squirrel

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>>156997976
he tried

Would you really want to bang the retard that always smells like puke you had to share a stable with?

>>156999811
He literally could not impregnate her. His semen would turn to water on contact.

>>156999811
>tfw it was decided from ep 1 who best girl truly is

>>157002346
Aqua's purification aura dissipates when she thinks of lewd things
She'll do it intentionally so she can hug Wiz

>>156997976
Sluts are disgusting.

>>157002228
>smell her hair to try to get turned on
wat?

>>156997976
His standards aren't so low that he has to resort to fucking the mentally handicapped.

>>157002967
>He doesn't get turned on by sniffing hairs
What a pleb.

>>156999205
This >>156999247
He just didn't want to put his dick in the retard.

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>>157002228
What does her hair smell like?

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>>156998815
Gee I wonder who could be behind this post?

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>>157006643
Water

>>157006643
Vomit and cheap alcohol.

Does Aqua pee clean water?

Would you drink Aqua's aqua?

>>157007193
Don't care
Yes

>>156999247
>>157005319
>h-he's not gay he wants to fuck everyone else
>still didn't do so

>>157007193
I want to drink Aqua's aqua straight from the tap.

>>156998371
So he can't knock her up. Even better.

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What girl would call a guy's dick Holy Sword Excalibur if she didn't secretly want to fuck? They even bathed together. Kazuma is retarded.

>>157008235
Excalibur's scabbard granted Arthur immortality. Aqua constantly heals and revives Kazuma. Therefore Kauzma's Excalibur belongs in Aqua.

>>156997976
Would you mate with a retard?

Would you mate with a retard when you have no financial means to take care of your self let alone a kid?

Aqua might be DTF after some coxing. Kazuma just isn't into her in ant capacity. They work as comrades and friendly enemies.

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>>157009316

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>>157007562
>being this mad about your favorite girl get shit on by the anime itself

>>156997976
In many countries, fucking clinically retarded people is a crime, as they cannot consent. He didn't want to be registered as a sex offender

What is sex with Aqua like?

>>157012660
Like sticking your dick into a swimming pool.

>>157009316
Aqua is too good for the hikki neet, Though.

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5 cute facts about Megumin:

- She's a girl!
- She's an explosive maniac!!
- I love her!!!!!
- Megumin!!!!!!!!!!!

>>157000289
>Take your pet to Pet Clinic time to time to take to keep him fit and healthy.