I want to make Kobayashi my wife.

>>156944405
DELET THIS

Sorry anon, she's already married to me.

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>>156944427
NO, IT'S CUTE

>husband

>>156944201
>wife
that is a man

>>156944201
You know you don't get the whole family as a package. All you get is a boring apathetic zero energy 5/10 woman that spends most of her time working.

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Kobayashi is a cute girl!

>>156944405
>>156944201
best grill

>>156944793
That's only a problem if she's 3d.

I want to mind break Kobayashi with my dick so brutally that she will turn away from men forever and return Tooru's feelings.

So you can be Kana's stepdad?

I want to make Kanna my wife.

>>156944201
Kobayashi is the only sexy character from that show.

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>>156946152
I bet all the beer Kobayashi drinks goes right to her butt.

>>156946215
Beer only affects the gut.

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>>156945703
>not knowing elma is best dragon

>>156946340
Best at being fat.

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>>156946247
RIGHT TO HER ASS

>>156946389
Sorry, you must have read "Elma" as "Lucoa"

2 5 y e a r - o l d - s i n g l e w o m a n

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>>156946674
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A CAKE

>>156944405
Where is this from? I don't remember seeing this in the show

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>>156946674
and a real human being

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Plump Kobayashi lips.

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>>156946642
Don't tell me what the fuck I read.

>>156944793
Good. Tohru is shit anyway.

>>156946247
Why's that?

>>156946340
Turd-horn go away.

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Why does she want to show off her tits so badly?

>>156947170
I want to fondle those soft melons.

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>>156946808
What did she mean by this?

>>156944201
You don't even know her name!

>>156944793
that's a perfect match to me

>>156946489
What a great way to convince yourself that she's not a rectangle.

Kobayashi is not attractiveee, get over itttt

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>>156944455
I'll marry her once your relationship falls apart.

>>156944201
Stop shitposting, Tohru.

>>156944201
YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO MARRY MY WUFE I'M LIKE 80% THAT'S ILLEGAL

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>>156948615
I'll take Kobayashi to Las Vegas and make her mine. There's nothing you can do to stop me.

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>>156948711
That's so not okay.

>>156948711
In Vegas she'll have a one night advanture with me and leave you at the altar.

>>156944793
>boring
I'd have fun talking about her interests with her
>apathetic
There's a lot of shit in this world that doesn't need to be cared about
>zero energy
She's chill and when she works she gives it her all. She has way more energy than I do.
>5/10
>implying there's anything wrong with average
>implying she isn't still cute, especially combined with her competence and chill personality
I'd be a little lonely if I didn't see her a lot but we'd have many cute moments on her days off.
If anything she'd be a perfect friend and mate for a lot of people here.

>>156944793
>All you get is a boring apathetic zero energy 5/10 woman that spends most of her time working.

that sounds great tbqh

>>156949188
You seem interesting anon. You should marry me instead.

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>>156949532
But what about Kobayashi?

>>156944201
Look, man. The last time someone stole a dragon's most precious posession, they burned Lake Town to the ground. Water. Whatever.

>>156946808
And a real hero

>>156949714
>they burned Lake Town to the ground.
Nothing of value was lost.

>>156949920
That's cold breh

>>156949714
Don't worry, we can just shoot another lucky arrow at the dragon, especially if there's a million-to-one chance to succeed.
Now, what are the chances of a man standing on one leg with his hat on backwards and a handkerchief in his mouth hitting a dragon's voonerables?

Screw all of you, I was saying I loved Kobayashi when everyone was shitting on her and prople were saying they'd marry her.

>>156951883
I wanted to marry Kobayashi from day one!

>>156944279
Is she wearing JNCOS?

>>156951883
Don't worry not many people are attracted to your ugly waifu. You're free to keep her.

I want to depend on Kobayashi

>>156944201
She'd be perfect for me she can be the bread winner and I'll be a stay at home husband. I'm handy and do the house work I don't give a shit I work from home and I don't do it all the time anyways, So I think we'd be happy. She seem to care about a little girl dragon that isn't even related to her image a son or daughter that IS.

>>156952153
Shit taste.

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She already has someone

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Came to this series for Kanna, stayed for Kobayashi.

I want to glomp her and hear her muffled voice making a snarky comment.

>>156950298
>Pratchett references on /a/
My god, someone else has good taste!

>>156952142
Just lounge-around sweatpants.

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I want to make Lucoa my wife, big sister, and mother.

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>>156946489

>>156952084
I wanted to Marry Kobayashi since the first minute she was introduced.

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My favorite character from the whole series.

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>>156954556
Same.

>>156944201
are there more animes about completely mundane women?

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>>156954668

Actually, using kobayashi as a example to promote family values with the average people on mind its a good idea

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>>156954654
Drunk kobayashi is super cute!

>>156944201
anal mania kobayahsi.. HELL YEAH

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>>156954808
I want to have drunk sex with Kobayashi!

What is Tohru going to do when Kobayashi does?

>>156955168
Keep the empty apartment clean until Kanna moves back in after Saikawa dies.

I want to make her my sex slave

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Do girls actually wear the negligee inside a blouse?

>>156955413

>be Tohru
>wake up at 4 am
>clean up a bit
>make breakfast
>make hot coffee
>open the courtains
>realize kobayashi has been dead for 5 years

it hurts ;_;

>>156956849
it's called a slip.

was she wearing a skirt that episode?

>>156956602
I won't let you.

>>156946340
This. I would love to make Elma my wife.

>>156956849
Why makes Kobayashi so sexual?

>>156962486
her manly appearance

>>156962486
She seems more real personality wise.

>>156962486
By not being sexual.

>Question, is Iruru ok with giving her a dick now and then for my amusement?

Forget about marriage with that worthless human for a minute and heat out this great idea. What if instead of being a stupid human, the human female was actually a magical girl? The show would have been much better this way.

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>>156963741
Fafnir pls

>>156944793
>All you get is a boring apathetic zero energy 5/10 woman that spends most of her time working.
That translates to "low maintenance" to me. Not a bad thing at all. I don't see it being a good thing marrying a woman who is hyper and wants to got out to party every night.

>>156963538
She and Tooru wanted to turn Kobayashi back into a man when Iruru moved in because they wanted to have Kobayashi's kids. Kobayashi says she is never going to have sex with them, end of story.

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>>156944201
I want to hug Kobayashi and cuddle with her in bed.

>>156964351
Ok, how about with me though?

>>156963741
Oyama-san you say the craziest things!

>>156964725
He really gets into his role.

>>156964740
FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME IT IS NOT A ROLE, I AM A VICIOUS DRAGON THAT COULD LAY WASTE TO THIS WORLD WITH A SINGLE BREATH

Kobayashi is probably the realest nigga in any anime. She actually acts like a real human being.

>>156963741
When do you think Takiya taught Fafnir the joys of shitposting?

>>156963741
Pulling another all-nighter, eh?

>>156964796
>Fafnir
>joy

>>156964684
How do you look in a maid outfit?

>>156964779
This is why we love you Oyama-san.

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>>156964779
I believe you. You are the best dragon.

>>156964812
That ol boy loves his games

>>156964860
I'm a guy so

>>156964796
Really it's astounding he can handle online gaming without going on a rampage. Just having people not believe he is a dragon set him off, can't imagine what "gg ez" types would do to him.

But that said, towards the end we see him being really polite to his online friends, so maybe he learned not to take it so seriously

>>156964476
It says a lot when art of Kobayashi with even the slightest amount of curves is a sex machine and yet they chose to draw her as a stubby rectangle in every scene.

>>156965089
All (2d) women are beautiful regardless of chest size.

>>156944201
I want Kobayashi to keep me company and make me not lonely.

>>156964991
That wasn't the question. Do you look good in a maid outfit, yes or no?

>>156965089
Kobayashi is flat. This is the law

>>156964476
Muh dick.
This is the ideal female form. They should have given her a teensy bit of sexuality in the anime,would have done wonders. Instead they put it all into thicc loli thighs

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>>156965089
Kobayashi is cute for being a flat rectangle. Besides, I'm more attracted to her for her face than her body, the hair and glasses are cute.

>>156966029
>Instead they put it all into thicc loli thighs
Amen to that.

>>156966051
I also like her voice.

>>156966088
And her eyes

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>>156966029
I think it'd go against her character to try and make her sexy, unless she were drunk and being egged on by Tooru.
>>156966088
That too, and her motherly charm with Kanna.

I sleep well at night knowing Kobayashi is a pure virgin

>>156966130
I know but come on, just a couple hints would be nice for the audience. Maybe like her shirt becoming unbottened a bit while drunk and Tohru losing her mind with lust

>>156966166
There is a bit of lewd in the manga, but it didn't carry over to the anime

>>156966130
This pic looks like an immediate prequel to the tail cutting.

>>156966136
Same.
>>156966273
Leave.

>>156966273
Why would they cut her tail?

>Strict, but still considerate (try her hardest to go to Kanna's sport festival)
>Hard worker and polite
>Can cook
>Awkward but still sociable
>Can tame an apocalyptic murder dragon
>Otaku, but not obnoxious

Just the right blend of FUCK YES

>>156965278

I'm not that anon. But you out here asking the real questions, good work.

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>>156966325
It's funny because that could also apply to Takiya except he isn't really strict.

>>156966384
Yea it doesn't, Fafnir can't be tamed, he is a powerful cursed dragon.

>>156966514
>Fafnir can't be tamed
>you're a hit

>>156964779
>literally roleplaying
>no one says shit
Underage neo-/a/

>>156944201

>wanting someone who works 8-9 shifts every day but sunday as a wife

>>156967106
>getting pissy over a joke
You're trying too hard.

>another Kobayashi thread
>literally 0,000% of posts about manga
Funny

>>156967696
Yeah, it's a big problem. It looks like Kyoani deliberately accentuates this.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karoshi

>>156944201
>get married with kobayashi
>found out she's abused by the boss
>punch the boss and ended up her getting fired
>divorced the next week

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>>156967796
I started reading the manga today, planning to read one volume per day. The pacing of some scenes feel a lot faster when compared to the anime, especially because of the fact that I watched the anime first. I guess it kinda makes sense since the creator didn't really plan much out for the manga and was just winging it when they accepted his draft.