Not as bad as the Namikaze
Int is less about analytical power and more about knowledge. Sakura is the most knowledgeable, knowing about anatomy and shit, Sasuke's reasonably educated, and Naruto has the ninja equivalent of a GED.
>Sasuke's reasonably educated
He also lost his family at an early age and had to be self-taught for the rest of his adolescence, at least until he ran into Orochimaru. But all he did was fondle him and talk about snakes, so he didn't learn much there, either.
>Shino became a teacher because kids were the only people that took him seriously for some reason
>Nobody in his class take him seriously
Why does Kishimoto hate him?
I can't wait for Ikemoto/Ukyo/SP to give individual designs and names to the most important of these guys. They are probably the most powerful young leaf ninja after team Konohamaru.
Yeah, they did it by ripping off Senju techniques.
And then he goes "I'm not racist I-I had plenty of Uchiha friends"
No he basically that the Uchihas that basically just dropped their shit clan like the garbage that that clan is are allright.
The only Uchihas that are okay are the Uchihas who don't like or care for other Uchihas.
They are incredibly entertaining though
>Tobirama wasn't born with bullshit wood powers
>So he just invented anti-Uchiha techniques left and right
>Mastered water to the point where he didn't need a source so he could put out Uchiha flames
>Created shadow clones to always have a 2-on-1 scenario necessary to fight the Sharingan
>Invented teleportation to counteract move-reading
>Invented reanimation to fuck with Uchiha emotional retardation
Second the best
I can't deny that.
It is like watching a sitcom about a dysfynctional family, but even worse than that.
I wish Neji was bullied by the kids
Coolest Guy and Madara are best uncles
>literally every jutsu he created counters an Uchiha.
Tobirama truly is the best.
Why is hating the Uchiha so much fun,
no wonder /pol/ is a thing.
No, Naruto's propaganda will make sure of that.
If you could do 1 Ninja bullshit thing what would you choose to be able to do /a/?
Ninja puppets for me, mostly because that shit's versatile as fuck.
and it'd let me grab stuff without having to get up, letting me be a lazy ass
So, why was Sasuke spared if the Uchiha's genetic psychopathy is still there? Was it only because he's Naruto's boyfriend?
Or do they expect those retarded genes to be fixed through heterosis?
Didn't he put her in a genjutsu where she lived her whole life with him because of time dilation shit?
He basically killed her without taking anything away from her because she got to experience the best possible outcome her life could have had
Itachi was one of the main reasons why Sasuke became so retarded, by torturing him as a child and telling him to hold on to hatred.
Though, on Itachi's defence, Kishimoto probably hadn't planned on turning him into a good guy by the time he wrote that scene.
How is that fucked up?
He literally gave her an entire life before killing her. The net loss was 0, it's like he never even killed her except he didn't get to experience it too
Would guys watch an SD comedy series mocking the Uchihas for their edginess?
>Takes place post ch.699, AU where Itachi, Madara, and Obito survived the war
>They do not receive the death penalty, but are placed under permanent house arrest in the Uchiha estate, barring missions (they do not Orochimaru it because Itachi)
>Sakura is their handler, she is slowly driven insane by their antics, petty shit-flinging and being their house-keeper
>All of them have become NEETS
>Obito even has a Rin body pillow
>Nobody takes them seriously
>Salad is alive, basically is the sane one of the Uchiha household, developed the personality of Daria to cope with the embarrassment of having such a family, but still secretly as neurotic and obsessive as them
>Episodes will focus on their daily routine,
>Episode where the 4 of them attempt to teach Salad the Fireball jutsu, ends up burning 1/2 of the Land of Fire's combustible matter down
>Snowball fight episode, snowballs are eventually replaced with meteors
>Episode where Salad is going on a playdate with Boruto,
>Cart race episode, massive property damage ensues
>Basically Osomatsu-San but with Uchihas as the MCs
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M.a.g.a fags are the worst scumbags like trump
Namikaze aryan genes are god tier. They are so fucking good that they manage to overwrite both Uzumaki genes AND Hyuga genes.
Meanwhile the genes of any other super duper bullshit special snowflake Clan get diluted the second they stop inbreeding between themselves. Sarada needs glasses while being a fucking Uchiha, Tsunade can't into Wood, etc.
And let's also not forget the Namikaze started from absolutely nothing. A random guy who simply god gud instead of being born into power like everyone else.
they have to be adding shit in or exaggerating a bit right?
That's my point.
He didn't screw over with Sasuke so that he would kill the people he worked with, since he could have killed them himself.
Itachi messed with Sasuke because he's either retarded (Uchiha genes at work), or simply because Kishimoto had no idea what he was going to do later with his character.
>Sasuke somehow having far more strenght than Naruto
>Sakura is apparently far more intelligent than Sasuke
these stats are all over the place
He was literally the most badass guy between the childhood friends of Naruto in part 1 except maybe Neji. It pains me to see what they're doing with him currently, seriously him beating Kankuro was hype as fuck
Don't forget when he came back from the dead he did so with a mastery of the other half of Kurama he put in him before dying, along with a great mastery of Sage mode already.
It's like he was still training and getting gud while dead and everyone else is just slackers.
>Sakura is apparently far more intelligent than Sasuke
Is that hard to believe?
Sasuke had to rely on ninja shit to pass through the Chuunin written test while Sakura just aced it normally.
>Sasuke somehow having far more strenght than Naruto
How is that unbelievable?
>Sakura is apparently far more intelligent than Sasuke
Have you forgotten Sasuke's retardation throughout all of part 2?
>Maybe that's the only way Itachi found to make him go foward
As opposed to bargaining with the 3rd and have him take care of Sasuke?
If Itachi wanted Sasuke to live and grow past the Uchiha psycho-genes issue, it was imperative for him to grow close to others (non-Uchiha), being watched over by other shinobi so that they could guide him properly whenever those Uchicha psycho-genes wanted to kick in as a result of said closeness.
Instead, he grew up alienating himself from others, obsessed with hate and revenge.
Itachi was supposed to be a genius amongst geniuses.
How the hell is Sasuke stronger than Naruto.
Naruto was clearly the stronger one by the time they last fought.
Also, how is that intelligence stat measured? What does it even mean? Sasuke was a prodigy at learning and mastering stuff (not limited to copies through Sharingan), and Naruto is one of the most creative ninja of his generation.
What did Sakura do that showed her as being especially intelligent?
>it's not like Sasuke would accept a "peaceful" life in the village
How do you know this?
A Sasuke that wasn't horribly tortured through Tsukuyomi and who was allowed to grow up semi-normally could have turned out to be completely different.
The 3rd could have assigned people other than Danzo to watch over him.
anyone else hoping boruto will start looking into his grandpa (minato) for new jutsu ideas and learn more about that teleportation jutsu. imo it was by far the best looking jutsu out there
>A Sasuke that wasn't horribly tortured through Tsukuyomi and who was allowed to grow up semi-normally could have turned out to be completely different.
no he would have grown up to be worse.
>That dream filler where Sasuke's childhood wasn't tragic and he still has his family, but still becomes a traitorous asshit because he was jealous of Naruto being stronger than him.
What the fuck was SP thinking?
so far im guessing that boruto will get several rasengan forms (unique for him though, probably long range), will learn some form of chidori/raikiri, will summon nue/snakes, shadow clones but maxes out with 10 clones, probably some sort of eye technique but much weaker than sharigan, byakugan, basic water jutsu, would love to see him use those flying thunder god moves but feels like a stretch
Don't forget the fact that he wanted to be Naruto's rival, but he became butblasted when Naruto turned out to be a complete shitter and when Naruto stopped being a complete shitter he got buttblasted about Naruto being stronger than him.
There was also this stray dog that Naruto saved and Sasuke kept that dog as a pet or some shit.
This filler had a great premise, but they completely fucked it ip
Yes that's if you talk about ninja exams. This should be about "intelligence in battle" and Sasuke was always the one who took the lead of team 7.
>how is that unbelievable
I don't know, maybe mainly because Naruto squashes huge rocks with his chakra arms only by barely touching them. If this is only about their body without such gimmicks I still don't remember Sasuke showing any feats which prove that he is far stronger
>Don't forget the fact that he wanted to be Naruto's rival, but he became butblasted when Naruto turned out to be a complete shitter and when Naruto stopped being a complete shitter he got buttblasted about Naruto being stronger than him.
He's just like a fucking woman.
Why Mitsuki is so damn cute?
btw i think i know who the dad is
They would have the ugliest children.
>Itachi is the quiet, kind guy who gets screwed over by the antics of his family, also he's popular with the ladies which drives Obito crazy
>Madara is the dick of the group who always overdoes it which causes huge destruction every now and then
>Obito is the weird one who creepily obsesses about his dead waifu, he's a clumsy goof and a good for nothing. Secretly tortures cats. Every now and then Naruto has a guest appearance telling him how he's the coolest guy
>Sasuke is absent most of the time, if he's there he stalks Itachi from the shadows. Trys to kill Sarada every now and then because he kind of forgets who she is
>Sarada is kinda normal, as the main character it's her duty to deal with their shit
>Oh and Sakura is kind of there too I guess
Guest appearances by:
>Uchiha Clone #9
>Uchiha Clone #34
I'd fucking kill to watch this
He's got his DNA and that along with Karin's DNA probably explains why he can see the dark chakra.
He's just salty as fuck Minato can do everything he can but better. Took out 1,000 ninjas in a few seconds and had a do not fight order on him from all the other ninja nations while the second died like a bitch to 20 anbu
would watch just for Salad slowly losing her grip on sanity
You never know if Himawari's role will grow in the future. Maybe Hanabi or Hinata will teach her (asspulled) main family secrets that will make her OP.
I doubt Kishi made her just to be cute since she is Naruto's daughter.
>Boruto got Rasengan and Shadow Clones
>Konohamaru got Toad Summon and likely Sage Mode
>Himawari got Byakugan
Even her brother can use a bit of Gentle Fist. Just give up hope now, anon. Kishi made her just to be cute.
He fucking obliterated pain with raw strength in that fight alone and with sage mode alone he showed more strength that any that Sakura could pull off in her entire life, hell its like saying that taunade is stronger physically than Naruto that's bollocks
>You never know if Himawari's role will grow in the future. Maybe Hanabi or Hinata will teach her (asspulled) main family secrets that will make her OP.
We can see from the first page of the first chapter or the first 30 seconds of the first episode it's going to be about bort and not here. I wouldn't be surprised if she dies along with Naruto and hinata.
Shit, that's hot. How did she feel being dominated so badly?
He didn't use his own phsyical strength vs pain. They even make a point when he's training in frog fu you use the earths power that's how he sends the shockwaves. Shit nigger learn to read before you get upset
>Madara goes to far once again
>Guy Konoha Senpus into the scene
>He kicks him so hard that he tears up a tendon in his foot, Madara is now chill again
>This happens every now and then
The ideas keep flooding in mates, lets write the script for the whole damn season 1 of "Crazy life with the Uchihas"
He also hates the stupid names Minato gives to his techniques.
>You never know if Himawari's role will grow in the future
You can see her role in every single piece of promotional art
naw dude, shisui and kagami were cool.
and sarada has some potential to be interesting since (at least in the manga) she seems to be past the inevitable uchiha angsty rage against parents stage.
How could she do that with Coolest Uncle around?
Considering she's not even in the academy by the movie she's likely either an extremely late bloomer, being given special Hyuuga training, or a regular civilian. Either way, if she's going to do anything in this series, it won't be until the timeskip.
Nagato's was worse, he had just killed fucking Jiraiya and got talked out of his resolve by someone saying the exact same shit Jiraiya used to say.
At least with Obito it took more than just Naruto's gay speech and it got built up for a bit longer.
To be fair he got his ass kicked and was forced to listen for real. Jiraiya was solidly beaten. Sort of how like sasuke had to be put down after a big fight before he'd listen.
Tenten probably asks Temari to bend her over her tessen every night.
I'm watching "The Last" right now to learn more about the Otsutsuki clan and I have to say I'm enjoying Sakura and Hinata's interactions. They don't talk much in the series but they seem like they would make good friends.
The mercenary Akatsuki is Obito's vision too, although it's not really a big problem compared to instating the Bloody Mist where kids kill each other to become ninjas, slaughtering his teacher and his wife, destroying the village, trying to kill babies, murdering and looting the bodies of over 50 of his clansmen, and then starting the 4th great ninja war and all of it's associated casualties. No one in Naruto history can possibly have killed more people than Coolest Guy.
Someone uploaded some hawawawas recopilation video.
>the Bloody Mist where kids kill each other to become ninjas,
How it should be done they're fucking ninjas
> then starting the 4th great ninja war
We all know this was going to happen at some point in the span of less then 100 years they all ready had 3 other great ninja wars
>no screen time
She's had plenty of screen time and might have even had an audible line with an episode 4 credit for a name and VA when they all ran up to Konohamaru.
We all know you are gonna die someday in the next 100 years so why don't you kill yourself now? I mean, if you are gonna die someday might as well get it done now, shouldn't make a difference would it?
I think most military institutions would agree having your recruits kill each other is rather unnecessary and brutal.
Inevitability doesn't really matter considering Obito is literally the entire enemy side. It'd be different if he sparked conflict between already tense sides but he grew 100 thousand plants in his basement to kill ninjas, blasted people with enormous tailed beast bombs and tried to make the enemy side suffer for the express purpose of making Naruto agree with him.
Also of note, he was a sensor type. Kind of minor, but it does allow him to feel out where his opponents are rather than relying entirely on his eyes, a boon when facing Uchiha
>Couldn't even use his teleportation jutsu proper could only do it to move 50 feet max
Is there a bigger failure besides the second hokage? These are just smalls feats on his list of failures
Saying that he is a failure for not being able to use hiraishin like minato is like saying that Minato is a failure for not being able to use rasenshuriken or an elemental rassengan like Naruto.
I'd imagine the Edgetastic Four being like this;
Whilst I agree with you on Itachi, I'd also imagine him to be the type of guy who always comes up with bad ideas
Obito only lives to be with his Rin body pillow and is actually quite sane with it. With out her, he transforms into every negative stereotype of an otaku imaginable until he gets Rin Bodypillow back
Madara is basically trying to regain his former power. However, his massive incompetence, the fact that he always makes a fool of himself in public, and everybody dislikes him usually foils his plans.
Sasuke has basically given up on life. Has a surprisingly close relationship with Salad, even though he rarely interacts with her in the presence of the other Uchiha
Salad has her Ch. 700 personality aka weird snarky kid who smells of cat piss. Has disdain for her family.While maintains mask of sanity with her constant snarky, is really crazy, violent, and insane as the rest of the Four put together. Think of Gaz from Invader Zim, mixed with Alex from Modern Family
Not just for that but
>couldn't ever beat Madara so he had to be a petty little shit and go after Uchias
>Is the whole reasons Uchia wanted to cause a civil war to being with because of the policys he put into place
>Is the whole reason the 4th great nina war started because he thought it was a good idea to come up with a jutsu to rezz people from the fucking dead and give them unlimted chakra
The list goes fucking on and on
I’m talking about Rinne Tensei Madara Uchiha with the Eternal Mangekyou Sharingan and Rinnegan and with rikidou techniques, his Gunbai, a Perfect Susano’o and control of the juubi and Gedou Mazou, with Hashirama Senju’s DNA implanted in him so he also has mokuton kekkei genkai and yin-yang release ninjutsu.
Him being petty like that is literally your headcanon, the only reason why madara was so strong was because Madara was the the reincarnation of a demigod.
The whole Uchiha racism is bullshit since no one could stop sucking the Uchihas dick.
Hell there were rich important people that went to the chuuni just to watch the Uchiha fight.
The uchiha were the official police force of the village too and don't give me that nonsense.avout how they were segregated because they all lived on the same plot of land, because by that logic the nara clan and the hyuuga clan were discriminated too.
Yes he creates edo tensei, but saying he is the cause of the 4th ninja war is like saying that the the cold war or the fact that N.Korea has nukes is because of the scientists that created the first nuke.
>The uchiha were the official police force of the village too and don't give me that nonsense
Do you not remember the part where sauske is talking to the hokages and Tobirama literally states he only made them that so he could keep a close eye on them you nigger?
>Only absolute shitters die in the chunin exam
They let countless people die left and right in the forest of fucking death it was only more royal nobility Hinata they jumped in. When Guy hopped in to save lee they even state he broke the rules and that's forbidden
He never said that you history revisioning piece of uchiha garbage.
He said that he gave them a job at what.they are good.at and can keep.them busy and he was not.wromg for doing that since we are talking about the clan that is proven to be genetically predisposed of going completely off the rails.
Remember the time that they started.killing eachother for no reason whatsoever just because they realized they had the power to bend reality.
Hey, when you have the second most unlimited chakra battery in the world under control and willing to help you get a bit off control with whatever you can use it for.
Funnily they didn't even use him to charge the cannon.
>Made the decision to forsake their clan for the greater well-being of the village.
Does that mean they were fine with dying along with the clan? Or did they just tell Fugaku to fuck off with his coup?
Cloud niggas are the most based bunch on the nardoverse.
>Has the strongest economy of all 5 villages and is tied with the hidden stone for strongest military.
>Has all the OP Sage weapons
>Have 2 bijuus which one of them is the second strongest of them all.
>Both of their Jinchurikis have perfect control over their bijuus and they are both idolized by the village making them them the first village who got over their jinchuriki hate.
>No Akatsuki member or any major criminal came from the cloud village because the cloud village is too cool for anyone to betray.
>Both B and A BTFO Sasuke when he was.at his worst
>Raikage was made the leader of the united Ninja army during the 4th war, because he was objectively the best choice.
I mean how can any other village even compete?
Cloud ninjas are literally and figuratively niggers.
>want to steal and rape hinata
>steal gods weapons
>show no rational thinking, only emotional
>we dindu nuthin!!! We on tha good guys team!!
>tfw you jerked off to that Temari X Tenten flash on new grounds countless times
>I mean how can any other village even compete?
With ninja gods
>I mean how can any other village even compete?
I don't know senpai
I think you mean when you get exposed to Naruto tnj enough you will get hardwired down to a genetic level to bend to his will.
It's why Salad can't get enough of the Uzumaki cock.
>Cloud had two powerful Jinchuriki plus strong as fuck Raikage
>Stone has a Kage who can literally disintegrate you
>Sands Kazekage weaponizes the very sand the entire village is built on
>Mist has op swordsmen and a leader with not one, but two bloodline limits
>Leaf has two Ninja Jesus and amazing shinobi as well
It must suck hard being one of those lesser villages like Grass or Waterfall knowing you can't compete at all with these fucks.
This guy's artstyle sucks but I have to admit that I like how mature they look in this scan instead of just being "young adults". Naruto looks kinda bulky and Sakura looks like your still kinda hot aunt.
They also look like the big three from BnHA
Also the current era Kage are far and away stronger than the ones previous generation.
Madara at his weakest>5 Kage
Current 4 Kage > Ayy Lmao who's at least equal to Madara with some Jubi
>leader of Land of Fire army
>wear blue armor and use water release
Lets be honest, Neji was the worst genius ever, he was shit and never learnt anything apart from his 128 palm strike or whatever.
6 gate lee could have probably destroyed his ass.
Shiho's bugs could have sucked his chakra
Chouji would have just BAIKA NO JUTSU! and squash him like a fucking bug.
Fuck, even Sakura could take on him.
>Commited suicdie so ninja jesus could live and bring peace to the ninja world
He did literally everything right Naruto became a great man because of his child hoo dadruto is the shit
Fourth was pretty based
>perfects the teleportation Jutsu
>Says he's not good with Sage Mode
>Immediately enters it without needing a Frog to help proving his above Jiraya with it
>Holds the evil half of Kurama without going crazy
His only mistake was being dumb enough to decide "nah it's cool I don't need to be alive it's not like there's a Kage class ninja trying to destroy the village, nor is Coup attempt in the works"
>nor is Coup attempt in the works"
Well you know he did solo fight the nine tails a man with one of the most broken ass abilities in all of shounen and he knew he had the third aka the great ninja to ever live master of every single ninjutsu still there and alive. He made an all right choice.
>naruto beating Sasuke ever
Naruto got his asskicked 90% of the last fight and kishi even threw in a few bullshit things like Sasuke turning off his sharingan just before blowing naruto's head off.
Naruto is much weaker and can't get compared to Sasuke
>dies just to seal half of Nine tails
Hashirama the best
And you missed reading the whole thing through.
>enslaved 9 sentient entities to be weapons for the rest of their lives
Considering how awful they made the tailed beasts in terms of making them super easy to befriend I'm surprised it never gets brought up in the series
Did you not read the last fight shitposter-kun? Naruto was the first to wake up coulda killed him at anytime and was ready to fight again before sasuke gave up
>Died to two fucking Jouinn from the cloud
>Meanwhile the fourth took out 1,000 ninjas alone and got a do not engange order put on him from all the other ninja nations
A mortal man had more skill then a fucking demi god get fucked pleb
>I should definitely give away this giant energy monsters to countries eager to start a war... for free
He wasn't a very bright man
Too bad the third really fucked up when it came to taking care of Naruto, like letting the kid live by himself and live with the hatred of the entire village with him not knowing why is fucking retarded for a guy called the Professor.
Naruto was the first to wake up from fall that was a lower height for him. Besides that naruto couldn't move or he would bleed out.
Sasuke clearly made naruto happy so naruto wouldn't feel so much like a loser compared to the strongest person alive.
Only for 1 attack though where naruto used all the nature chakra available.
Don't forget Sasuke was having 9 chibaku tensei's up with genjutsu running the whole time. I don't think it absorbs Sasuke's chakra in small proportions
Hey Sarada-sama i told you i ain't no coon, i have a rare skin disease.
Hinata getting raped bynthe cloud is literly some depraved fan fiction someobe came up with.
The cloud wanted the research and find out the secrets of the byakigan.
Consideringnthat every branch family byakugan is boobytrapped the only one they could get was Hiashi's or Hinata's byakugan.
You can guess which one is easier to kidnap.
So, what is in the manga isn't canon?
We've been over this, Karinfag. The gaiden addressed the issue of true love vs biological relationships, Sarada learned her lesson and realized that love is the only thing that matters but in the end she still got her happy ending of her pretend happy family that is also her bio one.
Same reason whenever there is a "MC must sacrifice himself for his nakama" plot point, the MC gets asspulled back to life as a reward later or doesn't even die in the first place.
Just because you believe it was a retcon doesn't mean it was and at the end of the day Sarada's birth from Sakura was witnessed by two different people so it cannot be undone.
>So, what is in the manga isn't canon?
Manga characters can lie if it means that the mangaka stays alive.
>Just because you believe it was a retcon doesn't mean it was
Read Kishi's interview on the purpose of that arc.
What? They literally wanted to rape 12 yr old hinata to make byakugan soldiers
>inb4 is that rly a bad thing xD
Yeah its pretty fucked up
tfw your so awesome during tough times people wish you were still around.
>HIDDEN MIST WILL NEVER SEE OUR DOLPHIN GANGSTA UNIT COMIN
>AWW YIIR NIGGA
Cloud eugenics program is a bit behind Konoha.
You really sound like one of those butthurt NSfags but I think even them moved on and accepted what was made.
Why do you even care? Do you hate Sakura that much that you cannot accept that she got the dick from the world's worst husband and father or did you waifu knockoff Sakura and are desperate to find a way to keep her relevant even if the miniseries that teased her being the mom only used her as a plot point and gave her like 4 panels of screentime?
You were already shown that the gaiden dealt with the "love vs biological relationships" plot point that Kishi mentioned in that interview (an interview that you don't even bother to link but use it as your only "evidence" to back up your retarded claims).
>fail a kidnapping attempt on the nine tails host with nothing to show for it
>over 20 years later
>do another kidnapping attempt but this time you make Konoha pay for his drinks
>when it fails you demand a body and they give it to you
Cloud is the most based
1. If they wanted to breed hyuga a male exemplar is much better
2. The deal was to receive the corpse, they wanted to research the byakugan. The secondary hyuga clan had the mark that would destroy the byakugan so no one could find out any of the clan's secrets.
>Be kage of the hidden cloud
>try to get ninetails
>try to get byakugan
>succeed no wait fuck
>get a summon to a meeting foe kages
>still pissy about your biju being taken and something about a war
>find out some loser from the hidden mist got a byakugen
>shit just doesn't work out for you
No, it was obvious that it was going to end up with "Sarada gets her pretend happy family" since pic related.
Otherwise they wouldn't have waited until the very last chapter for Sasuke or Sakura to actually speak about the thing.
>if they became sharingan, it'd probably be troublesome
So even ninja jesus Nardo himself realized the danger of the Uchiha menace.
I stopped caring about Naruto a long time ago but I'm curious did Naruto ever lose Kyuubi's power and finally learn to be a real ninja instead of just using its power to bullshit his way through things? Always seemed like to me he would have been one of the worst ninja without the fox.
It's Kishimoto's fault. She's so useless you forget what she can actually do.
Also pretty sure hers and Tsunade's super strength is some chakra voodoo shit. She's no Guy or Rock Lee.
He actually had great genetics to begin with and would have been pretty good, but probably not great, without all the bullshit power-ups he got. He actually didn't get most of his chakra from the fox; the Uzumaki just have freakishly huge amounts of chakra for some reason.
Uzimaki are related to Senju there perk was just longer life span than the average person and being chakra dumpsters and I guess being sealing jutsu wizs or something like that.
I think you guys are confused.
Both tsunade and sakura's strength comes from temporarily and instantly gathering chakra in their fists. Both tsunade and saukra can also boost it by unleashing the 100 healinga mark.
They both do it the same way. Remeber that sakura got stronger when she activated it near the end of the series?
Oro never really cared much for Naruto, despite knowing all along about the nine tails, that the Uzumaki were special snowflakes and that Minato was his dad.
The charts makes no sense either way. If a ninjutsu like the chakra release melee combat would count than why would there be such a difference between Sakura and Tsunade? Sakura surpassed Tsunade in every single way.
That page makes it seem like he has no Idea who naruto's parents are.
Also, Times have changed and even if he didn't want to use it himself there'd probably be a ton of peeps that want the fruit of Naruto's loins
Tsunade has more than that, she actually has freakish strength. She lifted Gamabunta's five story knife and used it to impale Manda, you can't do that with a chakra explosion, that's pure muscle
That was back when the message was hard work, then shippuden shit the bed and made it a nepotism
Real question though: Is naruto just a worse version than the 4th in every way? The 4th has all the same jutsu's and tailed fox in addition to time/space jutsu, sealing techniques, etc. Literally the only advantage naruto had was god powers out of his ass and he don't even have em anymore.
Also, what the fuck happened to third? He was supposed to have more jutsus than ANYONE in history. More than Oro, more than second, more than Madara. I was legit mad when he just threw shurikens after being revived. Wouldn't he know edo tensei, the teleporting shit, rashomon gates, self healing, etc...
I'm rereading Naruto and the entire first arc of part 2 is so fucking shit man. I would say that Naruto is definitely at his most retarded he ever was during kazekage rescue mission arc.
well, he used every element at once at least
>10/10 is doomed to be a cake
life is unfair
TenTen doesn't even think of Lee that way. SP even tried to make NejiTen a thing so TenTen could have more depth.
If it was TenTen they would have said so already instead of making TenTen a failing store owner or adding a question mark in Metal's family tree. In reality Metal's mom is probably someone less relevant than Tamaki or Karui.
On the subject of Tamaki/Karui level characters has there ever been a filler girl that looked like Metal? Everyone is looking at big fish like TenTen while she could be someone that appeared in a silly scene and never met Lee until the blank period.
Itachi was the most unforgivable retcon in the entire manga. He's the one that turned Sasuke into as much of an edgelord as him for no reason really. Then the forced drama with Sasuke took up 90% of the manga.
Itachi mindfucks him and tells him to become more hateful, then has the gall to wonder why Sasuke hasn't returned to Konoha and asks Naruto to redeem him. Seriously?
>it's not like Sasuke would accept a "peaceful" life in the village
Sasuke was slowly lightening up and having friends was a positive influence on him. He most certainly would have remained in Konoha if Itachi didn't traumatize him by making him relive his worst nightmare and tell him that he's weak because he lacks hatred. Once Itachi showed up all of Sasuke's positive growth was completely crushed.
Naruto seems like such a pure and good fatherly figure in the gaiden. Why did the shit with Boruto have him tired all the time? Uzumaki's are supposed to have longer lifespans and more stamina so there is no way he's so strung out unless literally nobody is helping him out with the small shit.
He gets to improve the body for when he steals it, Kakashi mentioned Sasuke was immune to poison from Sakura because of Orochimaru. Probably did stuff to darken Sasuke's chakra because dark chakra = op eye techniques.
Maybe Orochimaru thought he had Sasuke so brainwashed that he didn't have to rush it. I might be misremembering but wasn't there something about the conditions not being right?
Either way there is no good reason to teach Sasuke shit if he only planned on taking him over.
That seems to be exactly it, he's doing everything himself. In the movie you can see he's got clones all over the city doing stuff, plus he's always in the office as well doing paperwork.
He's going to be the first Hokage who burns himself out to the point of forced retirement if he keeps it up.
If I follow a filler exclusion list is Shippuden worth watching off and on? I've been rereading the manga and I've kinda rediscovered my old love for this stupid series and wanna experience it all again.
They just made the meme that the village is completely devoid of any bureaucracy and that the hokage is doing the paperwork of the entire village into a plot device.
Read the manga and only watch the highlights in the anime format. The cool parts are more enjoyable to watch in animation but anything else is just unnecessarily padded out in the anime. It will take 2 to 3 times as long to go trough those parts than it takes in the manga.
I've been going through them recently. The problem is you have to search specifically for many good parts that aren't big fights. Like the kages talking to sasuke. Or tsunade betting with nardo.
On nyaa there was this naruto anime package where they removed all filler and cut episodes together that represented volumes, which makes 72 episodes that are around 90 minutes each. I'm reading the manga myself currently and when a volume had some really cool stuff in it I turn on the episode and go trough the highlights. This is a very enjoyable way to get the full experience.
>tfw Boruto was smart enough to easily tackle a complicated math equation and was able to understand how to solve college level math after being explained how to solve it
Are Hyuga genes that strong within him?
Because he gains the ability of the body he takes, that's half the point. If he had jumped into 13yo Sauce he'd gain the sharingan and have the physical abilities of a rookie. The real question is why would he want the body before perfecting his immortality jutsu if he'd just have to replace it in a few years?
Though the best question is why didn't he just take the sharingan and implant them into whatever body he happened to be using at the time?
The show is kinda shit but I like watching it one episode a week.
Is there a special japanese word for this feeling my fellow borutobros?