Guess who the cutest minor villain is!
>>156748262
Yotsuyu
>>156748262
The fact that there is no porn of Jolyne tying up Guess with her strings is a fucking travesty.
>>156748262
I wish she woulda popped some in the second half of stone ocean. Writing her into most of the battles might not have worked, but Araki can't pretend that she and Jolyne didn't chum up enough for Jolyne to totally forget about her.
Reminder Pucci did nothing wrong. Everything he did was for the greater good until a kid kills him mercilessly and ruins everything.
>>156748527
Too spiky
>>156749695
Not so much as Wired Beck
When Dad is out killing again but you just ain't feeling it
>>156749764
You mean Corded Bob?
>>156748262
I always had a thing for Mariah
>Voted sexiest man alive
>>156750006
Do you think he cums twice as much, or can he cum twice as fast in succession.
I think Aishou is the cutest minor villain.
>>156750232
Aishou was too good for this world
>>156748262
Carne obviously.
With Dolomite as a close second.
>>156750230
Probably the first.
>>156750230
Reminder that Gappy doesn't fappy
If you had to make a suicide squad spinoff of jojo,what minor villains would you choose to be in the team?
What would the theme be?Location?Goal?
Choose between 4-6 characters and they can be from any part,dead or alive as long as they aren't villains turned hero.
>>156749955
Blue-board, anon.
>>156750498
does doppio count as a minor villain?
>>156750230
After he cums he can go again a second time immediately.
>>156750498
Hol Horse is an essential.
>>156750534
No.
>>156750534
Nah,he's technically diavolo.it'd be like if Ryu was banned from a tournament and instead you tried to pick Ken,yeah they're different characters but they share the same ability.
>>156750498
>suicide squad
Thanks for reminding me of that utter garbage of a movie/Hot Topic marketing campaign.
>>156750230
According to Wikipedia this is called polyorchidism and there's been less than 200 cases or so and it says it just adds complications,but if you want to not go down that root he definitely would cum a larger load.
Also don't sexualize jojo.
>>156750498
J Geil, Hol Horse, Ungalo, Pesci, Mariah, Angelo
>Theme
Orgy
>Location
Dumpster
>Goal
1001 orgasms
>>156750681
I'm more referring to the comic that's been around since 1959 but yeah the movie was utter cringe.I'm just talking about the concept of villains being good guys,kinda.
>>156750726
>>156749683
"And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for those damn kids and that pesky plankton!"
>>156750756
Stupid sexy boss
>>156749955
who was in the wrong here?
>>156750498
Part 3
Midler - the femme fatale, plus her stand is versatile
Hol Horse - the Deadshot stand-in
Rubber Soul - the go-to stealth guy (after some training)
Part 4
Akira Otoshi - the powerhouse / ego of the group
Part 5
none (all notable minor antagonists either turned good or died)
Part 6
Kenzou - the freak of the group
Enrico Pucci - the brains / Amanda Waller / leader
Timeline: Before Part 6 (specifically while Akira is still in jail)
>>156750498
Santana, Hol Horse, Oingo/Boingo, Mariah, Akira, Gwess.
Santana has been implanted with a device by the SPW Foundation that will produce a burst of ultraviolet waves if he attacks one of his allies, gets too far away from them or tries to remove it, slowly and painfully erasing him.
Hol Horse, Oingo&Boingo and Mariah were hired.
Akira and Gwess are forced against their will.
Their mission is to investigate a region in South America where new Aztec ruins were found. A SPW team was already sent but disappeared mysteriously. The Foundation suspects either vampires or Stand users, and the Joestars are not available for one reason or the other.
>>156751030
Just have Santana be the strong man and during the day he gets turned into stone
Oingo & Boingo have to carry his statue around everywhere til night fall or getting into a dark place.
>>156750498
How about no
>>156751030
>South America where new Aztec ruins were found
The Aztecs were only in North America, faggot.
>>156750579
Why did Gappy steal Jotaro's pose in that picture?
>>156751244
Same build.
Also S&W.
>>156751178
They would be the only ones ever found in South America then :^)
>>156750579
What's happening here?
>>156750579
I would like part 8 style Diavolo in my life
>>156750483
He probably doesn't, but that can't be good for him.
>>156750579
I want to see Kars in Araki's new style with his beautiful, beautiful flowing hair uncovered
>>156751273
I was just going to say that Killer Queen is casting a shadow, nothing strange, until i realized that it's the only shadow being cast and now I'm confused as you are.
>>156751273
>Araki has plot holes in his own drawings
>>156750498
Steely Dan, Teru, Melone, Miu Miu, Ringo and Damo.
It's the cunt squad. Their goal is to be the cuntiest group of people in the world.
>>156751445
Their goal should be to torture the Joestars.
Does anyone else wish this was canon midler?
>>156748262
I hate that character so much. I really wanted her to die and because her thing with Jolyne happens so early I think it kind of soured my experience of Part 6 in general. Part 6 is just so fucking weird even compared to other Jojo parts.
>>156751474
Nigga these fuckers go beyond.
>torture
>kidnapping
>rape
>gaslighting
>murder
>nearly all of the above
>best jojo
>best design
>best fights
She was ugly as fuck, like Hermes and Yukako.
A shittier version of Steely Dan.
Cutest minor character was Mariah
>>156751610
Hermes is cuter than Mariah.
>>156751579
True.
>>156751579
>best jojo
Jolyne
>best design
Jolyne
>best fights
Jolyne
>>156751579
Bruno
Bruno
Bruno
I just realized how brutal part 5 is.
Pretty much everyone who opposes the gang gets killed. Only Sale and Zucchero survive and then they get offed in PHF anyway.
>>156751726Blono
>>156751792
I wish Araki did more with La Squadra.
>>156751856
Bluounou Pucci-Araki
>>156751872
Beano Bazinga
>>156751792
PHF?
>>156751900
Poopy Ass Feedback
>>156751922
That's PAF.
Retard.
>>156751922
Ah, ok
So Fugo canonically wears thongs, what do the other characters wear?
>>156748761
Maybe in the anime she can have an extra scene where she helps Jolyne escape after she beats Jail House Lock.
>>156751486
Would be good.
>>156751667
>best jojo
Josuke
>best design
Jotaro (Part 3)
>best fights
Jolyne
>>156750798
Best Stand.
>>156751962
Giorno: Tighty whiteys
Bruno: Boxer briefs
Mista: Bikini
Abbacchio: Boxers
Narancia: Tighty whiteys
Diavolo: Nothing
Doppio: Trunks
>>156751667
Jolyne, best fights? LOL
C-Moon is such an overrated fight and a complete clusterfuck, there are better JoJo fights than that..
Joseph vs Wham
Jotaro vs Darby the Gambler
Jotaro vs DIO in the manga
Highway Star, Kira vs Josuke, both manga versions.
Giorno vs Cioccolata
Johnny vs Valentine
>>156751579
Jolyne
Johnny
Jolyne
>>156752325
Did C-Moon fuck your wife or something? Calm down, weirdo.
>>156752178
Wouldn't Bruno wear lingerie? He wears that lacy bra thing.
>>156752394
Lacy female underwear then.
>>156750498
Hol horse, Akira, Middler, Ratt, The Kira from jorge joestar, the druggy chick from purple haze overdrive or whatever.
Say something nice about Yotsuyu!
>>156752377
Are you one of those retards who think SAO is better than Stardust Crusaders like the japanese fans think?
>>156753097
why are the shitposts in jojo threads always especially retarded
>>156750232
>he's the biggest literal cuckold in JoJo
I feel bad for him
>>156753231
Underaged crossboarders and memelord bandwagoners.
>>156751244
>Gappy is the fusion of AU Holly's son and AU Sadao's son; or essentially, the two halves of AU Jotaro
>by saving Holly from her sickness he's taking on the duty that Jotaro was fated to carry out just as the original Jotaro did in Stardust Crusaders
>destiny needed a Jotaro so badly that it fused Josefumi and Kira into one, because the bloodline didn't pan out the way it did in the original universe
It's pretty meta even by JoJo standards.
>>156753008
He had a great rapist vibe even though he had no penis.
>>156751579
Johnny
Johnny
Johnny
>>156751486
It probably is as far as Araki is concerned. He drew this design for Midler again for JoJo-A-GoGo so he clearly sees it as more than just some bullshit he came up with because Capcom forced him to.
I'm honestly kind of disappointed that this design for Midler wasn't the one used in the anime, although I guess the anime wanted to be faithful to the manga in that regard.
>>156753008
Best Girl
>>156753097
What the shit are you talking about
>>156753008
Him and Aishou are more interesting than the Higashikatas outside of Jobin.
>>156753406
So you read Jojo through memes, huh?
Part 6 DIO looks great.
>>156753517
You can be honest, DP was just lazy
>>156750318
>>156750232
no she's a stupid fucking whore who sold his land.
>>156753008
He's the best!
>>156753544
>>156753569
Yeah you're probably right
In all honesty Araki was being lazy when he drew that as well. Original Midler is the most generic possible way to draw "a woman" without putting any thought into character design.
>all this fucking rock posting
>no best boy
>>156753569
DP added and animated several scenes to SDC.
They were not 'too lazy' to draw Midler's new design which appears for less than a minute.
>>156753653
It was a gag, anon
You didn't even see her face
>>156753644
what is the true nature of joubin's relationship with them?
>>156753690
Yeah they loved to waste their time with shit no one cared about in 3 and they unfortunately continued that trend with 4
>>156753653
>Missing the joke
Midler's appearance and identity were never really shown. All of her dialog and character came through High Priestess. By the time they actually see her, the fight is over and her teeth are all fucked-up, and it concludes with a joke about how Polnareff says she's not worth looking at before going back to the others.
>>156753644
Jobin/Yotsuyu has been thing for ages and it was always odd. I always thought he was more towards Aishou.
>>156753673
Sorry, Boss.
Stay big sexy.
>>156753731
>>156753698
Jobin was Damo's fleshlight
>>156753731
Jobin and Yotsuyu have a similar treacherous faggot aura.
I can see Jobin sneaking Jobin sneaking out the house in the middle of the night for some rock rocking in Higashikata dungeon.
Do you have any art of them together?
>>156753727
Is Polnareff sexist?
>>156754103
Yes. He could learn a thing or two from Hol Horse.
>>156754103
If not wanting to hit on a woman who's had all her teeth smashed out makes you sexist, I'm sexist.
>>156754200
>ywn respect women like hol horse and his bro j. geil
>>156752325
>Darby
THE D HAS AN APOSTROPHE!!! FUCKING FUCKER!!!
>>156753577
Aishou is the guy you twat.
>>156754029
Lotta to early stuff was him and Yotsuyu. Newer stuff from twitter if more of a trio with Aishou.
>rock rocking
I need a version of the BLACKED logo but with ROCKED.
>>156753720
How to spot a "muh going back in time"-fag.
>>156754778barbie
>>156754863
Not his fault you're too much of a fucking idiot to not see that it was obviously going to happen before Araki cut it.
You deniers are all fucking retarded. And the anime would have been a perfect opportunity to fix this shitty, glaring plot hole. Because that's what it is.
>B-But it's the good nature of Morioh! IT'S A FEATURE
Fuck off.
>>156754944
>IT'S A FEATURE
How to spot /v/ermin.
What's with all this shitty bait lately?
Blono, people shrieking about 6, and now this shit
>>156755097
The Blono guy got a bit overly emotional about it but he wasn't wrong.
>>156755161
He was hysterically claiming his opinion was more important than those of the professional translators who were making a big-budget game for an English-speaking market and didn't choose to call the character 'Blono', in between crying about being attacked.
>>156755097
Its the whole "Blono" discussion as dumb as "Zolo" was?
>>156755225
>professional translators
Eh, you make it sound like it's impossible for them to be wrong about something.
>>156755097
Beginning of the month is the midpoint between chapters and the peak shit posting.
To early for spoilers when posting, too late where most of the chapter discussion has slowed. Even the god damn trees have come down to not being sure whether they are separate or not.
With no anime either things get slower and shitter.
>>156755303
Probably EXACTLY the same fucking thing.
>>156754877
if you say so
>>156755354
Japanese fans thinking Kill la Kill is better than JoJo is very..laughable.
>>156755354
I don't think the perspective is right.
>>156755306
It's not impossible for them to be wrong, but overall I'll take their product over the opinion of some angry fan on the internet.
>>156755161
Some of his points were right and others were blatant cherrypicking. For example citing the fact that the official French translation calls him Blono as evidence that this is the proper name, while ignoring the official English translations that have used Bruno.
>>156755407
I don't like the name Blono at all, but it's inarguable that the way Araki wrote it in the manga is indeed closer to either Blono or Brono than Bruno. There's a ロ in there.
>>156755456
i would understand if it was Jairo(like in HxH), but J Lo?
J.Lo?????? Julius Lopez?
>>156755456
Not to mention using the toy box as proof of Blono, while disregarding EOH and ASB completely because they used Bruno.
>>156755488
I agree. Far and away the best argument for the name Blono / Brono is that he has only ever been called Burouno (in katakana) or Blono (in English) in Japan. I'm scratching my head on how you actually get "Bruno" from his Japanese name.
But that's the problem with the guy who was arguing about this yesterday. His rhetoric was completely hypocritical. His entire argument hinged on the fact that translations, officially licensed or otherwise, don't matter and shouldn't affect your interpretation of the original, except for the one official translation that happened to use the name Blono which he happily accepted as evidence that he was right.
>>156755501
Supposedly it's a reference to Jennifer Lopez.
Either someone on the Italian translation team knew Araki liked to name his characters after music artists and got way too trigger happy trying to find the references, or just thought he was being funny.
>>156749683
Johnny Joestar was a crippled terrorist and Funny Valentine was a rapist. Wekapipo was the real hero of Steel Ball Run
>>156755786
>betrayed his partner
Wekapipo a shit.
>>156755828
>Magento Magento is still trapped at the bottom of that lake not thinking
I feel bad for him
>>156755875
Don't worry, by 2020 that lake will dry up from the Americans trying to get water into their desert following the effects of global warming.
They'll just think he is some sculpture from ancient Aztec times.
>>156755721
Pretty sure it was meant as more of an aside to show that him always being Bruno in localizations isn't even true rather than an argument of its own.
Why is Diavolo sotall
>>156756251
Doppio has a thick, long dick. He gets it all from that.
>>156756251
what pose is that? is he hurt?
http://www.ign.com/articles/2002/05/22/e3-2002-jojos-bizarre-adventure
>The game looks incredibly good, and we like it. The demo footage showed off sexy female characters, one of whom licked a male character's face
Wow this GioGio's Bizarre Adventure game sounds sexy, I can't wait to play it
>>156756251
Why is Diavolo always hunched over? Even when he's in charge of Doppio he's hunched over like pic related.
>>156756620
>2002
do you even lift?
>>156756694
It's not easy being a long guy
is this a jojo reference?
Narancia's dance had better be well animated when the time comes
So DIU was ranked 127 in the latest anime ranking.
Phantom Blood/Battle Tendency ranked 178.
So much for Joseph being a popular character..
>>156757116
joseph was in diu though?
>>156757116
Wasn't SDC at 96?
SDC in first, then DiU, then Battle Tendency / Phantom Blood is pretty par the course for Japs. Joseph is really only super popular with americans.
>>156756977
>yfw this is it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRT7nJd7Wno
>>156756694
Why is Diavolo so comfy?
Who was the better best girl, Narancia or Foo Fighters?
>>156757455
>plankton
Jotaro please . . .
>>156757455
The female, so FF.
>>156757560
how much dolphin porn do you think jotaro would have?
>>156757631
Depends how often he recorded Jolyne swimming.
>>156748262
Mariah
>>156755394
It crosses over with everything pretty well though.
>>156756389
He is trying to hide a boner.
>>156757982
DavidPro tracing Araki's art once again
>>156758266
>that bulge
wat, i thought giorno was a girl, did i miss something
>>156750230
I think he'd be twice as likely toget testicular torsion
>>156758332
That's Koichi, short figure should have tipped you off.
>>156758317
>implying he wouldn't need viagra now
>>156748527
Why didnt he had a dick? Damo had one if he fucked Hato.
I seriously think he is a girl.
>>156758910
Because his body was crumbling away.
>>156758910
He was eroding to pieces when Jousuke brought him to shore. Norisuke theorized that the dick was probably out there floating in the sea.
Yotsuyu is very androgynous and there's a possibility that he wasn't actually a male, but it's not like we know for sure.
>>156758910
I don't think there's much reason to think he's a girl.
>>156757414
Who is the comfiest villain?
>>156758910
He was either transsexual or a crossdresser.
Did you see the way he was wrapped around Damo on the boat? There's no way Yotsuyu's position in the smuggling ring wasn't just "Damo's arm candy". Considering his behavior towards Gappy, Yotsuyu is fairly slutty as well
>>156759960
Wasn't it Valentine? Scarlet was rambling about how "soft" he was. He can play the mandolin with his feet.
>>156759960
Probably Diavolo in those years after becoming rich and before Trish's existence came to light.
>>156757560
>plankton
>>156759960
Does DMQ count?
Because a chill ass ghost who just wants to listen to music, read books and draw flowers is comfier than any housemate you'll get that's alive.
>>156760636
I never understood Kira's redesign in DMQ.
>>156760542
She was probably rewriting her memories since he's actually a kiddie diddler.
>>156760814
>Lucy
>kid
>>156760814
Well in his defense, Lucy is an unusually well developed 14 year old.
>>156760909
The age of consent in Italy is 14.
>>156759960
Pucci.
DIO was pretty comfy too if you were on his good side.
>>156760741
I'm in two minds about it.
I like it on its own and think it's a nice upgrade on Yuuya's suit.
But next to other Kira looks it always sticks out. I know we can joke about his tie is not subtle for someone wanting to hide away but the DMQ outfit is garish even by jojo standards. Doesn't really fit him.
I like the little skull on the back his head though. Like KQ is in the back of his mind, still part him but where he can't look. That I think was a neat touch.
>>156760846
I think he made his fetish clear
>>156761059
He was probably just an ephebophile or however the fuck you spell it.
>>156761059
I guess that's why Scarlet never had a kid with him.
>>156759960
>Delusional sociopath who is implied to literally be the devil who would actually kill you if you ever saw his face
>comfy
Diavolofags are retarded
>>156761059
>>156760814
Like Scarlet was any better
>>156761228
>NEET life
>not comfy
>>156761129
>that pic
Why do you do these things?
Name one English name that is vastly superior to the original
Hard mode: No Pillar Men
What happened to Fugo, anyway?
Couple questions from a new reader:
Why is Kira such a doofus?
Why are the character designs past part 3 so shit?
Why is part 8 so gay?
>>156761580
>Why is Kira such a doofus?
Genetics
>Why are the character designs past part 3 so shit?
Because you have shit taste
Why is part 8 so gay?
It's literally the straightest part
>>156761570
I wonder if Araki will want DP to do something with Fugo in the anime.
>>156761570
Purple Haze Feedback is the closest you'll get to an answer
*lick*
>>156760909
With so much hormone out there in meat a lot of girls end up having periods 3 to 4 years earlier than average, resulting in them having thicc Lucy bodies
>>156761580
>Why is part 8 so gay
At least know what you're talking about when you post bait.
>>156762092
Periods come a couple of years after puberty.
>>156762221
You're right
I was thinking boob growth and got distractedby boobs
General jojo question
When stands change why do they get shitty new names?
[/Star Platinum the world/]
Should have been
[/Star Platinum: star of the world/]
>>156762654
That doesn't flow very well
>>156762221
t. has never touched a woman
>>156762858
Sorry to hear that.
>>156762020
>Gyro will never lick your steel balls
>>156762858
Surely you've at least been held by your mother once?
>>156763099
Only when she tried to slam dunk me into the trash
>>156749877
chicks that run away are hot
>>156761228
A rich hikikomori who buys stripper outfits, makeup and hair dye and has a twink inside him to talk to. I doubt he had many uncomfy moments in those 14 years m8.
what will part 5's OVA be?
>>156749683
>Getting killed by a kid
What a fucking loser.
>>156763340
https://youtu.be/UACZXEahcvA
>>156763340
Whos the girl?
>>156763340
More of La Squadra or Diavolo would be nice
>>156763340
Kishibe Rohan
I just got done with Part 7 and wow. It's the best one yet. About to start Jojolion, is it better ?
>>156761129
"Ephebophilia" isn't a real fetish.
It's pedos and their apologists trying to normalize old men sticking their meat in teenage schoolgirls.
>>156764159
Okay friend let me explain something since you seem to be new here, hebephilia is NOT the same thing as pedophilia. I'm sick and tired of you trolls popping up everywhere and spreading BLATANT misinformation. In many countries hebephilia is considered normal and healthy and human beings have a natural attraction to girls who are going through puberty. being attracted to girls who are pre-pubescent is fucking sick and disgusting but only in the us does there seem to be this unwarranted taboo around healthy and normal male sexuality.
>>156764159
The age of consent isn't 18 on the entire planet
Some cultures have accepted that 14~16 year old girls want to fuck and want to consent to fucking and that it's not some deeply degenerate nonsense.
Anyone who wants to diddle 10~14 is like a person who just wants to fuck really big toddlers and should be stoned to death
No bustification then no justification
>>156764303
Most of those girls want to fuck within their age group.
As opposed to ephebophiles/hebephiles/whatever who are for the most part older men who believe that jailbait are thirsty for their wrinkly dicks and and don't just jump on the opportunity because it's illegal.
>>156764159
>>156764254
>>156764303
>>156764524
>jojo thread
>Josuke invites you to play dice gaems
What do you do
>>156764524
I'm dating a girl 11 years younger than myself.
>>156764662
you're dating a 3-year old?
>>156764789
Oops. Forgot people only exist between the ages of 12 and 28
>>156764614
Beat his ugly face in.
>>156764614
Wreck my pinky with a pen
What will the stand names in part 8 be when it's translated and localized?
>>156764614
Fondle his pompadour
>>156760909
She was more thicc than Reimi and Trish
>>156764614
What I wanna know is how Poco would win in a rigged dice game with Josuke at MAXIMUM LUCC.
Hell, Poco could probably kill Over Heaven Dio with Hey Ya somehow. But what I want to know is what bizarre chain of events would occur to ensure his victory?
>>156764614
Shave his head.
>>156765307
>Mikitaka becomes dizzy and confused from all the dice tossing
>Rolls bad for Josuke and gives perfect digits to Poco
>Poco wins
>>156763653
Why does Rohan get so much more attention than the other characters?But not nearly as much fetish art?
>>156765816
You'd think there would be morehypnosis/mind controlporn involving him.
>>156765890
I honestly wouldn't mind that
>>156765307
>>156765685
He wouldn't ever win something big directly, he has to win it purely through luck even if he loses the fair contest.
Which Jojo would last the longest in a rape dungeon?
>>156766214
>Rohan manages to get his hands on a pair of shotas who admire him
>Takes them to his art studio where no one can hear them
>Starts acting weird and eats a spider
>Suddenly both are books and at his mercy
And people call Valentine a kiddie diddler.I wouldn't be surprised if Rohan felt them up a bit then removed their memories of the event. I bet the real reason he wanted to take Koichi's pages wasn't just to use them as a reference, but also so he could turn him into a living sex toy.
>>156766624
Are they being raped or doing the raping?
And do seconds of frozen time count towards Jotaros survival time?
>>156766624
Johnny couldn't feel shit so...
>>156766750
Being raped
Yes
You guys ever hear of quantum immortality?
I feel like Pocoloco was kind of based around that idea. Quantum immortality is the idea that if there is an unlimited amount of universes, an action that should kill you like a gunshot to the head might not kill you in one of the infinite universes. Springboarding off this, there is a universe where you could survive forever through this loophole.
I kinda feel like Pocoloco's luck came from the idea that there is multiple universes that are very similar in SBR and the main universe is just the one where Pocoloco came through everything unscathed. I feel like this idea is cemented by the idea of Love Train. Love Train dictates that any negative action will be deflected to a random person because the negative action simply needs a consequence. Pocoloco does some crazy stuff that shouldn't have worked because we see other people attempt similar actions and they fail horribly.
So tl;dr in the main SBR universe, Pocoloco doesn't just have impossibly good luck, he is immortal.
>>156766787
So he wouldn't feel a life threatening injury and he'd die from anal bleeding.
>>156766624
Jolyne because she's a fucking skank who will probably think of daddy and enjoy it.
Valentine did nothing wrong and is the greatest president ever.
>>156766891
You know that thing in the westwood fight with the toenail? I could picture her doing that to everyone's dicks
>>156766624
Couldn't Giorno just undo the raping with GER and make it never happen? Could he not then force his would be rapist(s) to experience being raped to death for all eternity if he so pleased?
>>156767019
I thought that GER isn't permanent.
>>156766895
t. Valentine
>>156767075
We don't know
>>156767019
GER is autonomous and can just join the Giorno rape.
Or it might reset the rape to zero making him be raped forever- meaning Giorno would win
It'd be the best stand for this sort of thing because it would keep him well fed and hydrated, probably by turning semen into food and water.
Soft and Wet could steal virginity back after the rape
Stone Free can turn into a mobious strip to divert the rape forever
Josuke would perish first
>>156767217
Josuke could reset the boners back to their previous state like how he did with spaghetti
>>156767217
>Stone faced Josuke
>Not Joseph the slut
>Not Jonathan
>>156767075
Well if not, he could at least use Gold Experience Regular to turn the shit in his ass into some snake thing to bite off their dicks?
>>156767262
Joseph and Johnathan could probably so some crazy hamon bullshit with various bodily fluids so you'd have to choke them out or something to prevent that. Also they're jacked as fuck.
>>156767217
>Soft and Wet could steal virginity back
I don't think it works like that with weird abstract concepts. Unless Gappy has a hymen to break which I doubt.
It could steal the opponents genitals I suppose.
Does F.F. remind anyone else of the childhood friend tomboy trope?
If you had to pick ONE voice actor to stick around for part 5's anime, who would it be?
>>156767977
The dude who voiced broheim
>>156767977
Kaworu Doppio
>>156767484
>Soft and Wet can harmlessly steal hands without having to kill people
Truly, this is what Kir8 died for.
>>156767484
Crazy Diamond can make girls virgins again.
>>156749764
What was the fucking point of this? Did Araki need to fill a chapter so he had them fight a doorknob?
>>156767484
Grateful Dead can turn girls into milfs
>>156768115
Crazy Diamondo truly is the greatest stand
>>156768226
Worst stand and worst fetish. Beach Boy is better.
>>156767977
>>156768082
Kaworu Doppio
Sasuke Buccellati
Pick 1 (one)
>>156768328
Why don't they just fight to the death?
>>156768328
Kaworu Doppy. Sasuke Blono is a little too angsty.
>>156767977
Naoya Uchida.But maybe sounding a little more like his Rafe voice from UC4. I'll shit flinging if we get a squeaker or the PS2 voice actor.
>>156767484
Depends how you see sexuality, but couldn't Gappy just take their concept of sexuality. Perhaps the raping would be lessened if they were all suddenly asexual/straight.
>>156768407
If Gappy could do things like that then why is Joshuu still such a prick? Why not steal his attraction to Yasuho so Gappy could have her all to himself to bone?
What's stopping him from stealing the rock disease from Holly? What's stopping him from becoming a god?
>>156768328
>>156768406
I'll go with Morel Abbacchio
>>156763988
It's different, it's also very high quality but expect something more like Part 4 but with Araki's new quality writing.
>>156768598
My thoughts.
Gappy doesn't know the full extent of Josefumi's side of Soft and Wet. Most of the concept stealing has been done in self defence of instinctively. While things like the bubbles to hold thing, water shield and such have all be done more by choice.
>What's stopping him from stealing the rock disease from Holly?
Rock disease isn't much of a raw concept, sure he could probably take the property of the disease but then you got still got a Holly wit bits of her brain missing and still retarded.
This is something dor Doc more than me.
I'm still bothered by the fact that Gappy played with Joshu's ball more than dealing with S&W's vagueness.
>What's stopping him from becoming a god?
That could be said for 90% of Jojo characters.
>>156768328
Sasuke Buccellati. Not even a debate.
>>156767977
Sasuke Buccellati. His AriAris are perfect.Also going against the hivemind here but I really liked the guy who did Giorno's voice. It was very soothing. I hope they pick someone similar at least.
>>156768406
Who would be your second choice for Doppio?
>There are people who will wait for JJL to be finished so they can read it in one go
>>156768831
Well if S&W works as you think it does, the whole Rokakaka thing is pretty futile. As all Gappy would need is someone willing for a brain and organ transplant with even less consequences.
Gappy isn't nice. He's fairly brutal when it comes to healing Holly. I doubt he'd give a second thought to braindamaging some random chick, especially some girl like the bitch he saved from the tub who left him for dead in the Sasame fight, Yasuho's shitty mom, or "child killer" Kaato, to save her. And there'd be zero problems. Rendering the Rokakaka quest an exercise in pointlessness, with tons of worthless killings brought on because of it. It'd make Gappy a way more obvious serial killer. And even WITH the Rokaka Holly'd end up losing something horrible in exchange. Josefumi and Kira certainly wouldn't give a fuck about stealing organs either, considering how perfectly willing to die for her they both were, and even not as a fetish obsessed serial killer, Kira is pretty remorseless.
>>156769021
I liked the VA for Giorno, too. His voice was polite in a demeaning kind of way.
Who is the most physically repulsive character? Joshuu, younger D'arby, Cioccolatta, Ungalo, and Rykiel come to mind for me
>>156769295
>I doubt he'd give a second thought to braindamaging some random chick
>Josefumi and Kira certainly wouldn't give a fuck about stealing organs
What am I reading?
>>156769193
This guy.
>>156769390
J Geils
>>156769390
Cioccolata. The penis hair makes me uncomfortable.
>>156769494
I can't believe I never noticed this. Part 3 sure was full of horror movie references.
>>156769551
Every stand encounter was essentially a horror movie reference
>>156769390
>Rykiel
Not really ugly, just has bad fashion sense.You should definitely look through his tag on tumblr to see what I'm talking about. He looks a thousand times better after seeing all of that.
>>156769390
Carne. Literally what the fuck was that guy
>>156769609
The way he carried himself when he first showed up set a bad first impression.
>>156769587
Someone who isn't lazy like me should make a list.
>>156769634
Uncooked bread dough.
>>156769648
Its easier to make a list of the encounters that weren't horror movie references.
>>156769609
>it's all beige drapey shit
Can I ask any of you why Killer Queen is so kawaii?
>>156762020
>>156764614
I unzip the nips
>>156769193
Give Doppio the same seiyuu as Diavolo and have him speak in a higher octave
>>156770154
>>156770375
Female VA for Diavolo, male for Doppio
>>156770607
Just make Diavolo female, full stop
>>156770727
How would you explain Diavola not getting an abortion?
>>156770781
>futa diavolo
>>156770781
I could explain it but it's too dark and I don't want to post that.
Bruno best boy
>>156770781
She didn't realize her mistake until the kid was born and was given up for adoption?
>>156771225
who the fuck pierces their rib cage
>>156771448
Bruno
If Annasui stayed a female, would the ending be different?
>>156770529
>Josuke is now a teen father
Just had a thought lads
How fucking powerful would Hanged Man be nowadays, with most people in first world countries having smartphones (basically things to reflect off in their pockets at all times)
Can I get any physical copies of the manga in the united states.
I'm an anime shitter that wants to read part 5
>>156771504
I dunno, maybe Jotaro would be less creeped out by her.
>>156771746
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/JoJonium
Up to Volume 10 right now.
>>156771732
Probably only slightly more dangerous than it was back then, because even without smartphones for extra reflective surfaces, you'd still go around with tons and tons of fucking glass everywhere, at least in areas civilized enough to have reflective surfaces such as glass around each corner in the cities.
>>156771225
>Pillar-Man Buccellati will never devour you with his tits
>>156766895
I struggle to find anything interesting about Valentine.
Say something nice about Jotaro's bride.
>>156772396
She made the best JoJo using only her vagina
>>156772396
Apparently dolphin vaginas are very nice.
>>156772569
This is a Jojo thread on 4chan. We all know that.
>>156771822
>Implying Jotaro wouldn't be against his only daughter pursuing lesbianism
Let's say Araki stuck with the idea to have Fugo come back and fight the crew. When would the fight take place?
>>156773730
It would replace GDO.
>>156773730
Fugo was probably the guy Giorno ends up Mudda'ing for 8 pages.
I assume the fungus doctor was a last minute Saturday morning cartoon villain Araki made up to fill gaps
what music do you think goes best with part 8?
I want to FUCK Doppio!
>>156774396
So you think Diavolo would let you?
He'd transform and keep all the dick to himself
>>156774701
Maybe he actually wants to be penetrated by Diavolo.
>>156774752
You'd thrust into Diavolo but you'd pull out of Doppio
>>156774195
Dubstep
>>156774822
Not even in your dreams.
>>156774871
I'm coming for that Doppussy
What did he mean by this?
>>156774961
Well done my Double
Doppio means Double
>>156774961
>doppio is totally fine with precious bosu calling him cute and his
>>156775158
Hey, that's my screencap. See if this one works better, the text is too small in the original.
>>156775487
Thanks anon
>>156764614
BUT I REFUSED
>>156765118
Soft and wet into squishy and moist
>>156764614
I'd let him but only if the dice were my genitals and he'd do sexual things with them.
>>156769390
>younger D'arby
>not fuckable as all hell
He's built for raping.
>>156769390
Young Joseph
>>156776078
blame the anime for JUSTing his hair and making him look like shit
>>156775158
This is why I think they've had professional phone sex before.
>tfw Kira is still the most unique villain in the manga
>>156776706
>a typical serial killer with fetish for hands
Doesn't sound that unique to me.
>>156774961
It's evenbetterworse in ASB
https://youtu.be/yGqoSeHS5nc?t=41m29s
>>156776706
>bland retard who gets asspull powerups and still fails
>>156777165
muh dick
>>156758332
It's Koichi shithead.
>>156776919
>a serial killer with actual sympathy and a hand fetish who wants to just live a quiet life.
FTFY.
>>156777626
Artist here. It's Giorno.
>>156756887
For you
>>156777696
>actual sympathy
Ya blew it
>>156769539
>ywn be shrunk down by Little Feet then raped by Cioccolata's penis hair.
>>156777983
>>156777983
DELET THIS
>>156758910
the dick fell off
>>156777983
Cioccolata is so fucking scary and before any of you say something, gay rapist psychopathic murderers are a pretty rational fear
>>156750692
>Don't sexualize jojo
>part 8
>>156752377
I want Pucci to use C-moon to turn me out and fuck me like a meat sock
>>156753905
oh.
>>156756694
maybe its to represent cowering?
>>156777751
Remember when he took Kosaku's body?
>>156761548
I wouldn't say vastly superior but i like reverb
Can anyone explain Diavolo's infinite deaths? To this day I still don't get it. Was he trapped in a pocket of time or something?
>>156779161
Can anyone explain how Requiems work
>>156779211
Requiems are stands that directly affect reality. Their powers are random but supremely powerful and or dangerous
>>156779161
King Crimson removes cause but keeps the effect.
GER removes the effect, but keeps the cause.
Since Diavolo's death was the effect, he will never truly "die". Diavolo is stuck in a loop where fate is trying to figure out the cause of death and never will.
>>156779330
Why does he get teleported to several different places to die though? Shouldn't he be repeating only one death scenario forever?
>>156777706
It's Koichi. He doesn't have the donuts but instead has the tuft of hair shaped like an M, which is a major Koichi feature
>>156769253
>JJl
>Finishing
Top kek
Oh no! The boss is falling!
>>156779384
>Why does he get teleported to several different places to die though?
Because fate has decided that was not the way he died. It's scratched off the list of almost infinite possibilities.
>>156779470
I want to capture him in my arms and then comfort him before he gets rekt for eternity.
>>156779280
>Random
They're supposed to be based off the personality and mindset of the Stand User.
With Requiems it's hard to tell if the powers are related to what the user wanted at the time or are extensions of the users determination and their stands true power.
I think Killer Queen and Bites the Dust is the only clean example of a "Requiem" stand we see, knowing the power and theme of the Stand ahead of time.
It just gets better at removing evidence
>>156779780
Not a Requiem stand, just a new ability.
>>156779384
Gold Experience Requiem removed the effect of death from Diavolo but fate has determined that Diavolo dies at that moment.
It's like a program constantly trying to execute a file but is looped back to the execution process.
>>156779420
But he is blonde and cute so it is Giorno.
>>156779838
What's even the difference then?
GER is just the same stand with a new ability and a reskin.
>>156779780
I'm willing to concede that requiems are based off of personality and mindset.
>>156779915
So what? Is it a fusion or some shit nigga?
>>156779984
No it is Giorno.
>>156779924
It's... completely different. Completely different powers, INCREDIBLY more powerful in general, completely different appearance.
Killer Queen BTD didn't change KQ's appearance at all, it was just a weird new kind of bomb.
>>156779548
Fate is not a thinking thing, fate results from the passing of time and the actions performed during it.
We see Requiem's ability as resetting actions to the point of zero. It then rewinds time to that point. (We see actions that weren't done by Diavolo like Mista's bullets going back to this gun, as well as random things like bees flying backwards).
The cause and effect thing was made up. It's never stated in the manga. GER reverts the entire passing of time and it's universal.
>>156779893
We see time continued on after he fell into ther river as he was murdered by that homeless person, and then he wakes up some 40 hours later during his autopsy (the nurse described how he died so we know it's the same timeline). So there's no resetting happening, time is moving forward. So you can't explain it by "fate has determined that Diavolo dies at that moment", we see time moving forward in that same timeline.
What makes no sense though is how he keeps teleporting elsewhere after that. I don't get it.
>>156780066
But BTD is pretty powerful too, but only under certain circumstances
>>156779924
Requiem Stands need to be in possession of the arrow at all times to keep their form. Silver Chariot Requiem reverts to Silver Chariot when he drops the arrow.
The difference is that Kira was struck by the arrow again, and gained a new ability because of that, it wasn't Killer Queen who got struck. So he got a new ability.
>>156780010
Give proofs nigga
>>156780164
BTD is strong, but like you said it's extremely specific. It also actively comes with the drawback of making Kira completely defenseless.
Requiem stands are basically a win-condition by comparison. The only reason SCR was able to be dealt with was because it was stupid, if Polnareff had been controlling it it'd be virtually untouchable.
>>156780240
Blonde hair.
>>156780264
No donuts
>>156780350
They are messed up because he is aroused.
Why was part 5's ending so great?
I want to simultaneously nut inside Josuke, Okuyasu and Koichi
>>156780396
But the tuft of hair in the front is shaped like an M, just like Koichi, plus no ponytail.
>>156780459
He just got a haircut.
>>156780454
You may nut in Josuke and Okuyasu but Koichi is off limits he's for Yukako only
I want to simultaneously nut inside Jolyne, Johnny and Gappy
>>156780523
but how could you? it is physically impossible
>>156780252
But Polnareff is stupid too anon
>>156780498
I thought he was for rapist manga artists.
>>156780397
The most non-ironically badass last panel of any part
>>156780491
Lying ass nigga
>>156780397
It isn't.
>>156780498
Koichi' shota boipussy was made to be a cum receptacle
>>156780611
I have the haircut receipt in a polaroid picture that Araki gave me because he is my uncle.
>>156780594
No he for big haired yanderes and he will get the succ before most of us
>>156751610
>She was ugly as fuck
>like Hermes and Yukako
>Cutest minor character was Mariah
>>156780684
Koichi probably has a micro penis
>>156780631
When did Koichi get so THICC?
>>156780684
Honestly I could picture Yukako using her pubic hairs to force Koichi's head into her furry muff
>koichifagging
>>156780751
When did this thread get so AROUSING?
>>156780609
Wait till JJL
2 page spread of Gappy and Yasuho having sex.
>>156780570
Stands that could make this scenario possible
>Kiss
Use stickers to give yourself 3 dicks
>Cream starter
Make two more dicks for yourself out of flesh spray
>Gold Experience
Change two things around you into functional human dicks (or animal dicks if that is your preference) and append them to your body
>D4C
Bring in two of your alternate universe selves for a threesome
Is Pucci Lawful Evil?
>>156780873
I'd say so.
>>156780576
He can be dense, but he had the second-most victories out of the Crewsaders after Jotaro, and earned DIO's respect. Something that Kakyoin (who only beat two stand-users on his own, one of which was that Tower Of Grey shitter) couldn't accomplish in spite of supposedly being smart.
>>156780731
I forgot about this video for years. Thank you for reminding me.
>>156780873
>smashing Miraschon's head against the table
>killing Guccio with that twisted body trap and then playing the hallelujah corpse through his mangled body to celebrate
Sure, they were criminals but he was punishing them beyond the extent of the law.
>>156780964
>hallelujah corpse
hallelujah chorus*
>>156780964
>>156781002
He is still the most lawful villain other than Funny Valentine
>>156780873
>Kills prison-guards and other law-enforcement when it's convenient to him
>0 qualms about using stands as weapons of mass-destruction (Bohemian Rhapsody, planning on keeping Heavy Weather active long enough to kill Jolyne and co)
>Never shown inconveniencing himself or drawing a line because something is outside his moral code
Absolutely not
>>156781036
>the most lawful villain
>rides off dio's dick
He's the type of evil that doesn't know he's evil. That still makes him evil.
>>156781101
I am in no way declining his evilness
Which villains were circumcised?
>>156780630
It is.
>>156781175
I have a weird feeling that Kira was, just so I can use it as an excuse for him turning into such a creep when he grew up.
>>156781296
>Not having a creepy dog dick makes you a serial-killer
>>156781175
Oh boy, THIS discussion. I'd rather talk about periods again
>>156781175
Dio: No
Kars: Yes
Kira: No
Diavolo: No
Pucci: Yes
Valentine: Yes
>>156779330
You can't say GER "keeps cause and removes effect" when it's main ability is to negate it's opponent's ability, i.e. negate cause.
That's a terrible analogy that Wikifags use.
>>156781537
>Kars
bastard probably modified himself not to have a dick, since sex=useless
>>156781555
They actually changed GER page a lot on its ability back in March. They don't even mention that phrase anymore.
>>156781480
Which villains wouldn't mind sloppy period sex?
>>156781712
Everyone from Part 1-3
>>156781712
Dio, Kars, Diavolo, Valentine
>>156781712
DIO would probably LOVE period-sex.
>>156781555
>negate it's opponent's ability
It doesn't negate its opponent's ability, it reduces events to a zero state. This is the way the text of the manga itself describes GER's ability, and it makes sense given everything we've seen it do
>Giorno gets his eyes slashed up
>GER reduces the action to zero
>the blood goes back into Giorno's eyes and they heal
>Mista fires all his bullets
>GER reduces the action of firing to zero
>Mista gets his bullets back
>GER kills Diavolo
>the action of Diavolo's death is reduced to zero
>because the fact that Diavolo died is now equal to zero, Diavolo must have death inflicted upon him for the rest of eternity while never actually experiencing death
>>156782155
I thought Diavolo splashed blood on Giorno's eyes, not slashed them.
>>156782006
That reminds me of all the touhou fanart of Sakuya giving Remillia her tampons.
Do you think Mariah/Midler/Empress girl ever gave him theirs?
>>156782969
Menstruation isn't really blood, it's rotting, liquefied uterine-lining. I'm not sure if he'd like it to be honest.
Oh boy, here we go again
Bruno
>>156783701
this post...
is the post of a memer!
anon!
Tell him to go eat shit, Johnny.
Furry Vorentine
>>156780818
>Use stickers to give yourself 3 dicks
And pray that they don't peel off cause of friction. Heck, pray they don't peel off for the rest of your life.
Don't mind me, just being the coolest minor villain the entire series.
>>156749683
>ruins everything
Except he already won, the only difference is now he can't get to exist in the new universe, which is irrelevant to him anyway since he already completely Dio's goal.
>>156751667
C-Moon was probably my favourite fight bar a few from SBR, that's a fight that could severely benefit an animated adaption with all the gravity mind fuckery.
>>156748262
those are some kissable lips
So is Josuke Kira's soul in a body that's the combination of both Kira and Josefumi's (mainly Josefumi's working organs since Kira was dead)?
The explanation was kinda weird to understand, sometimes it's like they're just a new person with both equally combined, others it's implied the mind is mainly Kira's while the body is a combination etc.
>>156755303
In fairness, Zolo could have been a copyright thing.
>>156758329
DP would trace every panel if they had the time.
>>156781192
Rolling Stone was cool, but Giorno's part is garbage.
>>156784982
not even the coolest in his own part
>>156786392
The Rolling Stone part was complete shit
It ruins the whole thing with unnecessary padding and talking and re explain shit that we already understood
>>156784982
>>156786471
Indeed
>>156786478
Bruno coming back as a zombie made zero sense until the rolling stone arc. Plus we got to see more of the crew pre-Giorno.
>>156784982
He started off cool but when he fought Johnny and Gyro I stopped caring about him so much.
>>156786528
It was completly unnecessary and pointless "oh theres a stand that tells you're going to die soon, I'm gonna use to give another justification of why he didn't die, it wasn't just GE and his determination, it was all becasue they met this guy before"
And the extra stuff with the crew is just to show that Araki remembers that Fugo existed and that Giorno was completly irrelavant
Sleeping Slaves is a mistake
>>156754832
Cute, they look good together.
Aishou would probably be bullied by both too, he seems close to them.
>>156786674
No senpai Rolling Stone is part of the deal but not the whole thing.
KC and GE fuckery is what made it happen, Rolling Stone just gave that extra push.
>>156786932
That's why it so pointless
It's just another extra push that wasn't necessary at all
>>156787015
Without the FATE push it wouldn't happen.
It's necessary, but not the only thing.
>>156787015
>wasn't necessary at all
>reading jojo for the plot
>>156787045
It's Araki forgetting to check mark "muh fate" shit in his story
All it does it pad out the already anticlimactic and disappointing final fight
>>156787099
>reading jojo at all
>>156787313
>complaining about "muh fate" in JoJo
come on
>>156787375
I dont mind that
But when the story is clearly over but it keeps going just to shove more "muh fate" shit down your throat its when it becomes shit
Theres a reason why Araki ends most of the parts in either the very same chapter the final fight ends or at least in 1 or 2 extra more
>>156787459
>neither of the two best parts ends with the main villain
intriguing.
>Scent: Kinda planty
>>156787499
>part 5
>one of the best parts
lol
It's okay to hate Hamon, right? like, I know Stands also have his power ups and bullshit, but Hamon was like 100% worse.
I wish Araki would speak out about the anime and admit how he thinks it's shit so the autistic Davidpoo fans can be shut down
>>156788852
I believe he is bound by contract to keep his opinion to himself if it's anything but praise.
>>156788852
Didn't he said on an interview that he really liked what they were doing with it?
>>156788852
What makes you think Araki is a contrarian faggot like you?
>>156788852
>>156788947
https://twitter.com/anime_jojo/status/855320987650334720
Here's the most recent mention of Araki and the anime. Araki sent a video to the team at Shinjuku where they celebrated the launch of the anime at AbemaTV.
>>156789096
I was wrong, Araki's a senile old man who doesn't know shit about animation, he probably viewed it casually without giving it any thought because otherwise his aging brain will start to deteriorate even faster. Davidpoo is for low-test secondaries.
>>156789136
>When you get BTFO'd so hard you start pulling shit outta your ass to justify your crap
>>156789096
>>156789136
>Everyone was impressed with the video letter from Hiroko Araki.
>>156755354
This is the shittiest shit I've ever seen in my whole fucking life, delete this immediatelyand stop getting your fanart from Danbooru
Jolyne's fight with Westwood feels very forced. She could've easily killed him by stabbing his vitals with string.
>>156781537
Why would a Pillar Man need circumcision?
>>156783046
But menstruation does come with blood.
>be lucy
>every male you meet wants to rape you
welp
>>156789370
>stabbing
>with string
What was the general reaction on /a/ when this happened?
>>156789630
Surprise.
>>156781906
>Diavolo
>liking periods
>>156789671
Fucking a girl on her period is like opening a dufflebag full of bank money only to get blasted by those ink bombs
THEY COULD TRACE THE VAGINA DNA BACK TO DIAVOLO
HE WOULD NOT!!!!
>>156789671
He'd probably think it's kinky and hot
>>156789671
>diavolo
>not liking it sloppy
>>156789515
Only Valentine tried to rape her.
>>156790284
So did AU Diego at the end.
>>156789515
>be lucy
>molest the first lady
>>156790333
Find a flaw
>>156781607
But thats wrong. He modified himself so that he could have any dick