What's this pose even called?

>>156709362
Dunno, but its purpose is to be able to show your naked pussy in webcame on monitor, spreeding knees.

>>156709362
The comfy

>>156709362
autist squat

>>156709362
Worst girl taking a shit.

>>156709362
The Futaba

>>156709362
you don't know squat

>>156709362
It's called squatting.

>>156709362
The Slav.

>>156709362
the worst girl

>>156709362
Why does she sit like that?

>>156709429
beat me to it.

>>156709527
maybe her butt hurts?

>>156709489
She even has the required tracksuit bottoms.

>>156709362
The HotshotGG i have 2 giant penises right here

>>156709362
The "christ my legs are cold" pose.

>>156709362
Impossible. No one can squat foot like that without falling on their behind.

>>156709362
Its actually pretty comfy if you have a big chair or sofa unless you are lanklets.

>>156709362
feet_on_chair on boorus

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>>156709362
The "Asian not knowing how to use Western toilets and chairs" pose.

Looks like a fucking position to me.

>>156709701
This is why westerners have so many bowel issues

>>156709362
clenching your rectum

>>156709362
girls do shit like this all the time

I work in an office thats pretty informal and mostly female, theyll contort themselves in all different manners of ways in the name of "comfort"

>tfw never sat like a normal person my whole life
>squat on the toilet like >>156709701
>currently "sitting" in my computer chair curled in a ball, leaning back so far I'm practically laying down with my feet against the edge of my desk

>>156709701
This is actually wrong. The crouching position is the way you're meant to poop, biologically.

>>156709362
Google "体育座り(Taiiku-zuwari, P.E. sitting style)".

>>156709362
>can't do this for any significant length of time without every joint in my legs complaining
>never been overweight
>100% Asian

>>156709620
Are you hamplanet?

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>>156709701
Actually squatting is better. That's why toilet like pic related exists.

>>156709701
You should give it a try you'll never go back.

>>156709362
Why does she sit like that?

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>>156710132
You can't sit on your butt with legs close to your chest?

>>156710156
That's not completely true.
Toilets like those exist because they evolved from holes in the ground. Western toilets evolved from the elegant and superior chamber pot.

>>156710156
That's not a toilet. That's a fucking hole in the ground.

>>156710229
I can, but after a while, I get the urge to stretch out my legs and then everything starts popping.

>>156709362
Gooks just squat like that anon, they do it on everything for comfort.

>>156709362
The slav

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This position increases your thinking power

>>156710901
but L was a complete retard

>>156709928
Those toilets aren't made to hold your entire weight and can break if you squat on it.

>>156709362
The pose every 14 year old boy imitates after watching Death Note.

>>156711037
Must be tough being a fatass.

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>>156710992
Then he would have been even dumber if he was sitting normally

>>156711060
https://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f149/toilet-seat-slices-ass-cheeks-82975/index5.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/travel_news/article-3043331/Chinese-passenger-hospitalised-airport-toilet-COLLAPSED-squatted-not-clean.html

>>156709362
Lazy or Halfassed Squat

>>156709362
>dem pink socks

I would fuck her with extreme force

>>156709362
和式ポーズ

>>156709362
>>156710901
"Best Girl pose"

>>156711444
Trips confirm L for best girl.

>>156709701
Squatting is far better though, but one shouldn't do it on western toilet because it'll break or their feet would slip and fell.

I like to squat like a slav when I smoke, it's very comfortable

>>156710901
fuck you
Came here to post this.

>>156709362
Monkey squat.

>>156709910
I understand you

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>>156709362
shitting seiza

>>156709362
The anon

>>156709928
Sure thing, Pajeet.

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I'm not new for associating that sitting with the best boy, am I?

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>>156709565
From what?

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>>156714300

>>156709489
American education. Slavs are the minority in Russia. this meme is dumb.

>>156711047
I'm 22 and I'm doing that. Not an autist.

>>156714463
Have you read your post before submitting?

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It is the pose you should be doing when you're thinking.

>tfw too fat to sit like that

>>156715220
Yes. What's your problem?

squatting in chair like that is actually pretty comfy if you have long legs.

>>156710901
I showed death note to a friend once. He started sitting like L afterwards and it was awkward. Are you supposed to call somebody out on that or just let them be retarted?

>>156715607
Was he doing it for the fun or actually serious?

>>156709362
蹲踞

>>156715607
Maybe if you were closer with your friend you could be honest with him instead of asking strangers on the internet what to do.

>>156715607
I did the same
Now I feel embarrassed

>>156715560
How are Slavs the minority in Russia?
Do you even understand what the word means?

>>156715668
He was serious. He was also trying to deduce if this girl was cheating on him.

>>156715692
>close friends
do you know where you are

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>>156715607
>did this on my computer chair
>chair collapsed because it can't support my weight

>>156715899
Show him SOA next and see if he will start coming with a black coat and a long sword. Give him a psychiatrist number if he does.

>>156716260
put down the fork, ffs. do something else, and you won't feel bored enough to stuff your face.

>>156715471
I don't remember the ending
did he start dating Chitanda?

The winning pose

>>156716421
Maybe she's a little girl stuck in a bodybuilder's body

>>156716260
>try sitting like OP's pic
>be a big guy
>fall off chair because my legs are too thicc

>>156709362
The Hemorrhoid

>>156714300
>>156714355
STOP IT

>sit like OP's chick for a half a minute
>get the shits
Every time.

>>156709362
My parents called it the Birdie. I've been doing it ever since I can remember. Why are people here associating it with Death Note or something? Do you even autism?

>>156715607
I'm still holding phone like L when no one is around.

>>156718872
Technically it's from sherlock holmes. But deathnote popularized it. You must have seen Death Note as a kid and decided to copy it.

>>156709362
squatting.

>>156709701
This is one of the reasons why hemorrhoids are so common in the west.

>>156718958
Yeah, I saw Death Note ten years before it aired.
Autists all over the world have been sitting like that since the dawn of time.

"I have scoliosis."

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>>156716698
Pic related?

>>156709928
But he said western toilet. You fucks are like the afghans that shit on the back of the toilet seat because you cant make it to the hole when squatting.

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>>156715899
Could be worse, he could have started stacking his food

>>156709362
Best girl

>>156709362

"Shitposter".

>>156709362
Slav squat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BxOObDYl7Pw