What will you do if you have saitama's strength?
Punch Syria
Take up heroism as a hobby.
Play video games all day.
I would be corrupt as all fuck and make the world bow to me
Punch everyone that likes NTR.
>>156657043
no, slapTrumpass
>>156656941
See if my dick can withstand my super strength by going on a masturbation binge that would require "Serious style: serious pumps" and then methodically write down how long it took to ejaculate and then how many walls my ejaculation broke through in an attempt to figure out the viability of using my dick as a weapon.
The way I see it, Saitama must also have a super dick. The amount of people that could withstand it must be very few at most even if he held back.
Given you don't really hold back at point of climax, the best you can hope for if you had a partner is that they evaporate completely rather than leaving a bloody mess all over your dick, floor and walls.
Punch everyone that doesn't like NTR.
>>156657339
>>156657479
What happens if OPM had to fight OPM
>>156656941
Watch animu
>>156657479
I'd punch everyone who does.
>>156656941
Save nyaa before it was too late.
kill, rape, steal and watch anime
>>156656941
1-break dimensional wall with a punch
2-travel into a dimension I was born female
3-have selfcest
>>156657952
Sorry bro. You can't steal anime anymore. Nyaa is down.
>>156656941
Live hero lifestyle like King and Saitama. Sit in my room all day reading manga and playing vidya until some monster destroys my house.
>>156656941
do what aku did
>>156658104
these seem a bit uninspired
>>156656941
I would become the guardian of a comfy self sustaining village in the forest, pleasant villagers would feed and have sex with me because that's the religion - I would slap outsiders who try to invade our bogeyman forest dressed as the bogeyman
Will i lose my hair?
>>156657597
The name is baldy.... caped baldy
punch people i dont like
>>156658104
Yeah , i would like to live KING's life
>>156656941
Punch the jews
Is One Punch man a weekly or monthly?
>>156656941
Protect nyaa.
>>156657597
Then whoever land the first strike win the fight.
First, shave my hair and become bald. Second, Buy a yellow-red costume. And lastly, have a robot side-kick, ha.
>>156656941
Punch all muslim men
world problem solved
>>156656941
Wake up, rape the maids
>>156659672
That would be quite the story.
Honestly? I'd make a living as a mass-driver for NASA or whoever can build vessels that can withstand me hurling them into space.
Also collect on some of those "prove the supernatural exists" bets with my superhuman power, generally be a celebrity. I doubt I'd be allowed to set world's strongest man records once it's proven I am beyond possible human limitations.
Rape everyone 2bh famalamadingdong
>>156659276
Biannually
>>156656941
go to the whitehouse and kill trump
Kill all wh*te "people".
>>156656941
Rip my own cock fapping.
>>156656941
Fuck Fubuki
>>156659707
>Genocide
The white man's answer to everything. Then you wonder why everyone hates you.
fight club or boxing
Rape tsurumaki.
>>156664237
>boxing
idk if they'll treat you as vicious killer or unbeatable champion.
Wipe the human race off the face of the earth.
>>156664111
>Wanting the b rated sister and not the objectively better s class sister
>>156656941
EU will die.
>>156664445
Just because you can kill anyone with one punch doesn't mean you couldn't dial it back to just KOs.
>>156664748
Wanting the shitty midget and not the perfect specimen crafted by Murata
>>156664177
Every group of people has practiced genocide.
Cure the world from the plague of Islam I guess
>>156656941
Force random people to fight to the death in arenas and kill those who refuse to participate or try to stop me.
>>156664863
But only one goes straight to that as a solution to things it does not like on the other side of the world.
>>156664111
>>156664748
>>156664858
Anons, with Saitama's strength there's no power on earth that could stop you from having both at the same time.
>>156664992
the power of good taste would stop you from having that cow chest
I WOULD PUNCH THE EU AND SAVE NYAA.SE
THEN PUNCH PAKISTAN
>>156665035
All boobs between A to D are miracles of the universe as long as they're perky.
>>156665035
>Those tits
>cow chest
Just stop
>>156656941
Jack off.
>>156656941
The funny thing about great power is you develop a sense of responsibility and morality (or apathy).
I've been training in martial arts for 23 years. There are 2 million people in my city and there are perhaps only a few dozen who would give me trouble in a physical confrontation. I could kill the average person with a single strike. I'm ex-military too, so I know how to handle weapons and explosives. If there was nothing holding me back, I could just take anything I wanted.
But I don't. In fact, I've never hit anyone in anger or threatened someone physically to get what I want. I've thought about it, but never done it, because I entered into a contract to acquire this power and I couldn't betray those principles. (beside the fact I will get killed by higher powers if I go off the rails)
So, I continue with my 9 to 5 job and tolerate people who annoy me without resorting to violence to take things by force.
If I had Saitama's strength I wouldn't do anything with it. I'd hide it and continue with my mundane life.
>>156666285
pussy
>>156656941
Destroy the EU.
>>156666285
>talks about responsibility and morality and apathy
>does nothing when given super powers
You must be really boring irl.
>>156656941
>What will you do if you have saitama's strength?
Probably learn English. That seems fun.
>tfw can no longer beat my meat
>>156658085
Watch me steal Japan then.
>>156664923
Only because that's the only group capable of actually doing it.
I would probably just fap and try to hit people with my lightspeed jizz.
Purge the fucking normies
what would happen if saitama punched himself?
>>156656941
Kill every head of state on the planet and revel in the ensuing chaos.
>>156659276
The webcomic?
It's whenever ONE feels like it
The manga?
It's whenever Murata finishes drawing ten thousand motion lines
>>156667868
2edgy4me
>>156667847
Same thing that would happen if you punched yourself
>>156667933
I can't punch a meteorite into tiny bits
>>156668044
Saitama's resistance increased as much as its strengh.
>>156667735
But if you kill all the normies you and your kind are gonna become the new normies.
>>156657436
Saitama has no problem punching without really damaging people, so it should be fine.
Only problem is the other will be satisfied after only one thrust.
I would enjoy matches with Saitama
I'm sure we would both have fun
>>156656941
Post effect of Saitama strength is ultimate boring.
>>156667919
Being edgy or not depends on how he would execute such actions.
>>156664863
Nope. Amerindians let the conquered live with their culture.
>>156656941
jack off
draw a dick on the moon
Punch Israel.
>>156656941
Slap a lot of girls asses.
> in front of their boyfriends.
>>156656941
Kill everyone. Bang some hot virgins then kill them too.
>>156671073
>slap a girl's ass
>her boyfriend gets covered in discount spaghetti sauce
>>156656941
Destroy all of my enemies
>>156656941
Surely not fap ⊙︿⊙
>>156657597
A serious fight, has not so weak that he would for from one serious punch either.
>>156656941
Punch drumpf
Bring back nyaa, destroy the EU, bitchslap the chinks, take over my country and fix it, kill millions of criminals.
>>156669527
I'd probably do it by blowing apart a G20 summit to rescue a cat that got stuck in a tree or something. The other ~180 heads of state would have to go to make the first 20 look like they weren't an accident.
>>156656941
Fap at Mach 10 and hope my spooge hits monsters with sufficient enough force to kill them without me having to leave my house becoming the sniper for justice
>>156656941
Probably wouldn't be something nice. this is what will happen
Go to a bank masked and steal a lot of cash frorm the vault
Get myself a rolex, I've always wanted one
Genocide turks
And that's it
>>156656941
Buying me a wig, also going full /pol/-mode and smash marxism.
>>156657339
You're a true hero
>>156675838
So he's Hancock?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocW3fBqPQkU
Destroy every weapon/military vehicle/military installation and then kill the top ranking members of every government.
>>156676230
Fuck off Freedom scum.
>>156656941
Join MMA and become a star.
>>156656941
I would serious-punch both of my fists together and create an explosion that would destroy the planet.
>>156676230
This is stupid because you can't protect everyone alone. War and crime will still happen. I'd refuse to fight in any wars on principle. If you don't do that governments will false flag to try and get you to fight on their side since you win all wars easily.
If I got the power I'd do what >>156660077 said and help humanity become an interstellar species. We'd have moon bases and mars bases really fast, and I'd be rich.
I'd just live a life of base pleasures unrestricted by laws of society. Take what I want, kill who I don't like, take any girl I want. I wouldn't go on mass murder sprees or try to shake up the world order, but anyone who tries to stop me gets the punch.
>>156677338
Get rich by becoming an unbeatable boxing champion or something similar
>>156657436
This. Wondered how this could'nt be first post.
>>156677550
You could just rob a bank. You could do what you want, because what is the police supposed to do. You'd be god
Explore the deep sea probably. Once I'm done with that, I'd jump into space and punch vacuum hard enough to force-open a wormhole and travel to massive exoplanets with colossal monsters or highly advanced, sentient creatures there and start an inter-galactic war with them for shits and giggles.
>>156656941
Punch Daiz. And herkz.
>>156658025
Would you rape yourself? Or would it be consensual?
Kill anime
>>156658167
But what if a foolish samurai warrior wielding a magic sword steps forth to oppose you?
>>156677653
I'd rather not become public enemy #1 even if I could actually take over the planet, I'd probably need to find a more subtle way to use my power to make cash though if i want to live a quiet life and not be known as the guy with godly strength.
>>156678013
You can actually do both pretty easily. Wear a suit that also has a mask. Recommend a Rider suit for maximum effect. Also buy a jet or something so you can travel fast around the world if necessary.
>>156677750
What happens if Saitama and femSaitama fucks?
>>156656941
Short version: White utopia
Long version: White utopia because I would wipe out everyone else and seat myself as ruling of every godamn thing
It is predictable but that is human nature.
>>156656941
Become God Emperor of mankind
>>156678154
>buying a jet
Saitama can just jump into LEO and just come down where he wants
>>156678259
Problem with jumping too hard is the effect you'll have on your "launching pad". You'll end up leaving huge craters wherever you leap and land. Highly unpractical.
>>156678208
This is exactly what I'd do
Kill em all
>>156668312
Would probably be some gnarly shockwaves though.
>>156656941
Rob banks
>>156677750
I think it will be consensual; if I want, I also want
>>156678194
4th impact
Who wins?
>Superman vs. Saitama
>Super Saiyan Blue Vegeto vs. Saitama
>Kenshiro Vs. Saitama
>Monkey D. Luffy Vs. Saitama
>Naruto vs. Saitama
>Magikarp Vs. Saitama
>Hank Hill Vs. Saitama
Become the hero of the multiverse, and Fubooty's pussy
Punch myself in the face.
Become a professional boxer and one hit KO everyone.
>>156668380
>girl has an orgasm every time you pump
I see no problem.
>>156680463
>100 in a week
What a horny little slut
>>156656941
The relevant question is, what would you do if you had Garou's body?
>>156681015
Strip naked and stand in front of a full body mirror
>>156656941
Effectively conquer the Tristate and form my own nation.
>>156666285
I have a friend who's like this. He never misses an opportunity to make people who annoy him bleed, he even went to prison for that. He's kind and doesn't like injustice, but when someone or something pisses him off they WILL be damaged. He's filthy rich but he's the kind of retard that forgets his wallet at home when going shopping; once he wanted to buy a fancy bike so instead of going back home he went to a train station filled with drug dealers, beat them to shit, stole their money and bought his bike. Because it was closer.
I guess it depends
>>156680045
>Superman vs. Saitama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zt9KMvI-kQs&t=564s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0seE9SMZ3P8&t=5s
>Super Saiyan Blue Vegeto vs. Saitama
Vegeto has limits, saitama no
>Kenshiro Vs. Saitama
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwwZBWJVVtI
>Magikarp Vs. Saitama
pic related
>>156664177
Yes let's ignore the continual genocide of all non-Muslims
>>156656941
Finally reveal my powerlevel to the world without the fear of so-called "authorities" harassing me.
Live a life of self indulgence most of the time. Use my powers to do what I think is right, when I feel like it. Also brag to the leaders of the free world about how I could kill them in an instant and no one could anything about it.
>>156660077
This guy has the right idea.
I'd also become a hero for a hobby, like Saitama. Who DOESN'T want to be a super hero? It'd be fun as fuck.
>>156656941
Go to the gym and max out EVERYTHING
Rich aint got nothing on me
>>156656941
Use my powers to unite everyone on earth under my godlike image and then conquer the universe or maybe just jack off to anime
>>156656941
Either fuck off to another planet or commit genocide.
Either way, I want to spend a quiet life without worries.
>>156656941
Stop working and fuck around all day long.
>>156678154
> Also buy a jet or something so you can travel fast around the world if necessary.
I'd rather be Silver Age Superman.
>>156656941
acquire the 7 dragon balls.
>>156666285
>beside the fact I will get killed by higher powers if I go off the rails
Wonder how your outlook would change if it wasn't for that.
I wonder what his top speed is when moving on Earth, probably pretty limited, if he puts too much force he will leave Earth.
I would send a shitton of space rubble to orbit Earth and use it to jump anywhere I wanted in a few seconds.
>>156677109
>you can't protect everyone alone
You can destroy every military in the world (without killing anyone). Then it's just create a global police force and help them out whenever a bigger threat appears.
>>156685379
why not both?
Punch holes in trump's stupid wall.
>>156656941
Destroy earth
>>156689569
Mexico is already in the shitter without you bankrupting them with wall repair costs.
Pulverize illusions.
Remain fukou da.
>>156689782
>implying mexico is going to pay for the wall
>>156664177
Hello Muhammed
enjoining beating you wife down?
>>156656941
Why get strong if you aren't even going to relax in lava
>>156689841
>phoneposter
>>156656941
>>156664177
Keep being mad at the white man when it's Muslims who practice genocide and slavery to this day.
It's muslims who try to impose religious totalitarian rule and conquer the world, not whites.
Modern day China performs far greater atrocities today than Europeans ever did.
North Korea still has death camps in operation as do multiple Muslim countries.
It's only because of white man that nuclear weapons, nerve agents and poison gas aren't common weapons of war.
It's only because of white man that slavery no longer is commonplace where they have a say.
It's Zimbabwe that takes away lands from white farmers as well as has roaming death squads committing genocide.
>>156685379
>or maybe just jack off to anime
well, there goes all the other plans.
>>156689782
So when exactly are we gonna be paying for it? You didn't even fund it. I thought that was gonna be done by day 1.
>>156689841
Very much. Feels good to be free to do so.
>>156682364
My dad could beat him up though
>>156657043
>Punch Syria
This.
I would bring peace to the middle east at last...by beating the living crap out of every single one of those terrorists.
>>156690410
China's a normal dictatorship where you go to jail for criticizing the government, but they leave you alone if you stay out of politics. The worst they're doing is repressing Islam in Xinjiang and separatism in Tibet, but they rule those with a much lighter hand than, say, Britfags ruled India.
North Korea has prison camps where plenty of people die, not extermination camps, but that might just be splitting hairs.
Only white men have dropped the bomb. And they invented the bomb in the first place.
Zimbabwe's white farmers had all the land in the first place because the Brits and Rhodesians expropriated the natives. The land reform is incompetently carried out and corrupt as fuck but reform in some form is necessary. There are no roaming death squads.
Race ideology is retarded bullshit anyway, Islam is shit, and Eurofags deserve some credit for getting rid of chattel slavery (although I'd credit them a lot more if they didn't conquer Africa afterwards, and at times implement slavery by another name when ruling the place) but please read a history book sometime instead of getting all your info on world events from /pol/.
>>156690410
>>156691082
/pol/ BTFO
>>156656941
fuck bitches
Punch all of Mexico, Brazil, and Argentina. Quality of 4chan improves by roughly 15%. Then Australia when I get the chance.
there are so many human groups who differ genetically and culturally, but share the same skin color
using skin color as a label is retarded, it's one of the most meaningless human traits and says nothing about an individual other than how often the sun is in the sky where they come from
>>156675838
>Probably wouldn't be something nice. this is what will happen
He has much more discipline over his strength than that, he is capable of opening a door handle withoun't breaking it and hold his punch back to a point where he does not outright kill everyone he punches, as has been seen many times when he fights against human opponents.
>>156666285What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>156690920
Too old for that, past a certain point of power and skill, age is a huge factor. Just look at boxing and stuff like that
I would jump to the moon and carve a giant dick that you can see from Earth on it. Entire world will probably go insane for a few years after that, it'll be fun.
>>156669878
>Amerindians let the conquered live with their culture.
lmao no, the natives genocided each other when it was convenient just like everyone else. Google "Numic expansion."
>>156675838
Maybe Jack the Ripper was a real life sexually frustrated OPM.
>>156682364
No offense, but he sounds like an asshole.
In fact, he sounds like the kind of guy who would be a hero several hundred years ago. There are plenty of stories and legends about heroes with that kind of behavior.
It's just that in our current society, these heroic traits just makes him an asshole. I'm sure he's an otherwise good dude though.
>>156691430
He could still beat him up though
>>156691703
>>156682771
>you will never see the world reveal of anon's loli collection to 12 viewers on twitch
Why even live?
Fly via dick-copter
>>156657436
>this pasta again
This thread went to shit so fast.
>kill all politicians and world leaders
>claim myself the leader of the world (how can you stop me I'll destroy your entire country single handedly)
>devote major funds second seasons of /a/s favorite shows
>slaughter all Muslims and blacks
>Watch the world prosper
>>156656941
punch the air to push retarded drivers 10000 meters into the air for being retards in traffic.
>>156657043
This.
Punching all sand niggerlands to get rid of the ant-like parasites that ruins everything they touch and turn into sand nigger culture.
punch the Earth towards the Sun
>>156691758
>No offense, but he sounds like an asshole.
None taken, I keep telling him how much of an asshole he is. The reason I like him is because he doesn't give a shit what people think, and acts according to what he believes is right.
Sadly yes, most heroic figures are light years from what humanity should aspire to. Samson, Gilgamesh, Jules Ferry, Christopher Columbus, Einstein and Heisenberg are all Zeus-level dicks.
On the other hand guys like Jesus, Gandhi, Solomon, Bob Marley, Socrates, Heracles, etc are the ones who deserve to be taken as idols imo.
>>156693682
That sorta implies that it didn't start out shit.
>>156656941
fap
>>156656941
What's the easiest way to get rich with that kind of power without having to quit as a neet?
>>156666285
>I could kill the average person with a single strike.
>>156682364
>he wanted to buy a fancy bike so instead of going back home he went to a train station filled with drug dealers, beat them to shit, stole their money and bought his bike. Because it was closer.
I feel like this kind of idiotic shitpost larping was much more common in the early 00's.
>>156657339
You are truly a paragon of morals.
>>156656941
ufc
>>156656941
If #17 is a Saitama rip off, does that means that anyone that beat #17 could also beat Saitama? We'll finally will get the answer on who is stronger if Goku or Saitama in the next months.
>>156656941
Just his strength? Or his durability and speed too? Because I'd probably just fuck around without any worry of consequences.
>Today I think I'll jump to Somalia and stop some pirates
>Tomorrow maybe I'll be a pirate
>Then I'll hang around in the middle east and punch some terrorists heads off
>After that I'll probably head to Japan and molest some cute girls on the trains
>Then I'll rob a bank and throw wads of cash off of the top of the empire state building
>Make sure to save 5 dollars for a sandwich afterwards
>What's that? You want to expand the space program? Well give me some scuba gear and a fish bowl to cover my head I'll be right back
>Sorry about the craters everywhere I can't actually fly I'm landing pretty hard
Generally be a dick I guess but if I get asked for reasonable favors then sure why not
>>156656941
I'd lead humanity in a better direction.
>>156697632
How is he a Saitama ripoff is he predates Saitama? In fact what the fuck does he have to do with Saitama at all?
>>156699166
>>Make sure to save 5 dollars for a sandwich afterwards
Why would you pay for it if you're doing all those other things?
>>156699282
What are you even talking about, have you even seen DBS last episodes? #17 have broke his limiter and now can use infinite power, he can be as strong as he want to be.
>>156699328
I've worked in food service before, it's bad enough without super powered freaks breaking in and stealing sandwich meats. Some people just deserve a break
>>156699370
>limiter and now can use infinite power
Wasn't that the case for 17 & 18 in Z too? But I thought it just meant they didn't get exhausted not that they were infinitelly powerful. But you might be right and I might have to rewatch stuff.
Destroy the entirety of the Middle East, both Muslims and Jews.
Then do nothing else and watch as the world enters a new golden age and world peace is achieved.
>>156699430
Don't the cute japanese girls deserve a break too?
>>156699530
>and Jews.
Well, out of all the genocidal anons in the thread at least you're actually doing something to deal with the root of the problem.
>>156656941
Fight evil. Save the world. Become evil. Destroy the world.
>>156699539
Okay fine, who am I kidding, I'd be moralfag as fuck
I'd go full fucking edgelord.
>>156699481
I actually don't remember, I just remember what you said, that 17 and 18 couldn't get exhausted because they had unlimited energy back in DBZ, but now the whole infinite energy and limiter breaker it's confirmed and applied in DBS.
>>156699709
I wasn't pushing moralfaggotry on you, just puzzled over why you drew the line on sadwishes, I'd be happy too if you molested girls in trains and didn't pay for sandwishes too...
>>156699768
I'm gonna have to re-watch their conversation, but does that mean he could be the hero that would save us from Zeno's oppressive regime? I hope so, I hate that tiny cunt and his attendant.
>>156699789
Yeah I know, it's just that now that I think about it I wouldn't have it in me to molest anyone like that, much less punch someones head off. I'd try and be a decent superhero for as long as I could
Honestly? Probably nothing.
I mean I'm not a murderer, and going after thousands of criminals is a bother.
I'd probably use my power to quickly make myself a burrito with extra sour cream at Chipotle maybe.
>>156656941
As with all such propositions of godlike power.
>World Domination
>mold the future of humanity
>sterilize the bottom half of the IQ bell curve by royal edict, and bottom 10th percentile of subsequent generation
>eliminate anything I consider bad for society
>one international language
>spur scientific discover and technological advancement ever onward with the collective will of a now undivided humanity
>>156699927
>I wouldn't have it in me to molest anyone like that
it's not as hard as it seems once you get the ball rolling. And punching terrorists's heads off it's perfectly morally fine. in fact it would be better if you did, so the US gov wouldn't have to add all that collateral damage by using drones to do the same.
>>156699990
>>one international language
It would be japanese r-right? Please don't ruin animu by forcing it to be in engrish.
>>156666918
i bet hes pretty wild in bed tho, thats when you release your beastly impulse
i would want to have him pound me desu
punch north korea and rape.a lot of rape
>>156656941
kill all the brown people
full nuclear disarmament
any country that goes against this (probably North Korea) gets a genocidal punch to set an example
advocate for full disclosure, objectivity, and numerical truths in all things for the betterment of humanity
any groups that go against this get a genocidal punch
punch a really big hole in the floor of the ocean to lower the overall sea level
move to somewhere cold and dark because fuck everything about the sun and its bullshit
let thing unfold from there
off the top of my head
>>156656941
i would go into a gym and have everyone think im puny and weak at first, then, i'll lift something impossibly heavy and see the look on everyones faces, its a priceless sight to see
>>156700117
I'd force mandatory dubs.
Of everything.
English would be taught in k-12 + mandatory in university and future government employees.
>>156700737
>dubs
you fucking monster
Become a professional boxer, easy. Are there rules on reducing your opponent to mist and cleaving the atmosphere in half?
>>156700737
>mandatory dubs
n-no... how can this be possible? how can an evil equivalent to frieza be on 4chan?! you bastard!
>>156700828
>>156700916
The future of humanity comes first.
You can still wallow in your moonspeak if you must.
>>156702483
What about religion? You gonna make everyone become Christians?
Nuke the weebs a third time, 2 werent enough
>>156656941
Force retards that want to start or keep wars going on to calm the fuck down.
Human beings are so fucking stupid, seirously.
>>156702973
Why would I?
But the death cult of Islam would have to go.
Maybe all religions eventually.
>>156656941
Beat my meat.
>>156703145
Jews and Muslims are both a must go
>>156656941
steal a bank, punch everything around me to create a distraction so people can't see me with all the dust, maybe i can dig a tunnel while im at it
>Punch all the jews
>Punch my way into becoming the God Emperor of Humankind
>Get a loli harem
>Get a chrismas cake harem
>Punch humankind into a new age of enlightment, freedom and wellbeing
>Conquer the galaxy
>>156703294
The fuck is a "christmas cake"
>>156703429
I would walk into a bakery and fuck all the cakes. You know, give them a nice glassing with my dick.
>>156656941
Acquire the personality of Hanma Yujiro.
Punch the earth, see if I could bring down apocalypse just for keks.
>>156703294
>>156703294
You wouldn't punch the world into a new enlightenment. What you're describing is you becoming the big bad. Forcing your rule via oppression. Soon a group of teenagers will rise up and conquer you.
>>156703674
Silence, jew. I'll punch you.
>>156703165
If I deemed it necessary.
As in all things.
The eternal emperor, the most benevolent one, the fist of god, decides.
>>156703429
Any woman age 25 or older according to Japan
Kill myself (successfully!)
>>156700547
>kill all the brown people
>full nuclear disarmament
>any country that goes against this (probably North Korea) gets a genocidal punch to set an example
>advocate for full disclosure, objectivity, and numerical truths in all things for the betterment of humanity
>any groups that go against this get a genocidal punch
this
Also make diamonds by crushing rocks and become rich
FLY ME TO THE MOON AND LET ME PLAY AMONG THE STARS
>>156656941
See this shit on the left? Thats the national monument
See that shit being built right behind it? Thats a hotel
Nothing (very high) is supposed to be built right behind the national monument so why is this one still up? Corruption. Something our president has vowed to fight while the SJWs of the west vilify him for it
So back to OP's question, what am I gonna do if I had his strength? I'm gonna grab all the investors, contractors, builders, hell even the fucking traffic officers that stop traffic so heavy equipment can pass through. Then I'm gonna put them all under this offensive piece of shit before I crash it
>>156704902
Jews or some foreigners are probably the reason that hotel is being built so you can't say anything about it without all the SJWs calling you a racist bigot.
Punch Brussels.
>>156702995
>nuke the weebs
>2 weren't enough
we've never been nuked
>>156656941
Punch North Korea.
>>156699530
this pretty much
All that really needs to be done. Kill Rothschilds and Soros too (though that pretty much falls under killing all the Jews)
punch the people threatening my comfortable neet lifestyle
>>156656941
Goodbye street gangs.
>>156656941
draw a dick in the moon
>>156656941
Track down my ex-coworker and punch them.