Megumin is for carrying!
I want to carry her on a cold day and feel her stiff nipples against my back!
I want to make Megumin Pregumin.
What did she mean by this.
>>156615346
Monday!!
>>156615720
She proved once again that she is best girl.
Would you give her directions?
https://exhentai.org/g/1057586/053276d1ee/
It's happeniingggg
>>156616393
I would give her the directionsto my heart
>>156615346
Carrying to your bed to inseminate?
>>156617266
Carrying her around the house, looking for things to bend her over and fuck her on.
What did she mean by this?
>>156617350
Bend her over Aqua and fuck her
>>156617764
How is his lower half not chanting explosion magic?
>>156617899
Willpower?
>>156617984
Or maybe he doesn't her as a woman...
>>156615346
Carrying my children to term, yes.
>>156615720
>>156618726
>half Crimson Demons
Sounds good.
>>156618840
>早くアクアと仲直りしてくださいね?
Megumin sounds like a girlfriend there. My virtual keyboard even suggested me a heart emoji after typing this.
reminderthatthiswillneverbeyou.jpg
>>156619813
>tfw you will never comfort your close friend and have her confess to you after killing an evil god that was her mentor.
Kazuma is a lucky NEET.
>>156618840
Megumin is the only one in hiragana. Evidence of her edging out to be better than her katakana counterparts.
>>156620194That's just because her name is Japanese, but I agree.
>>156620194
Hiragana looks objectively worse than Katakana.
any summary of volume 11?
>>156620260
Now that's just objectively wrong
>>156620080
The way she was hugging him while confessing was just too perfect. Why doesn't Kazuma just take action already?
>>156620260
Cursive is always better.
>>156620286
Nope, but we know a few things. Kazuma gets into a fight with Aqua, leaves the party, and Megumin tries to get him to come back.
>>156620397
I agree with your first sentence, it was lovely confrontation.
As for Kazuma not taking the initiative, I think he's still not sure. I believe he said that he was caught up in the mood during that time. But, I believe he does share a mutual feeling with Megumin, thing is Kazuma doesn't know why he loves her. Hopefully he realizes what's in front of him instead of wasting time.
>>156621206
Someone posted a scene from the WN a few threads ago. Darkness comes to Kazuma's room and asks him if he loves Megumin, and he admits that he does because he feels at ease around her. But at the end of the WN, Aqua also falls in love with him.
So, I think that he is in love with Megumin, but I'm still scared of an eventual Kuroneko-like development.
>>156621467
>Aqua falling in love with Kazuma
no no no no no no no no no no no no
>>156621467
The author of Konosuba stated in an interview that he tried doing the main heroine thing with Aqua but couldn't work it out. However, he did say that Megumin gives off the vibe of a main heroine. I doubt the author will pull a 180 and ditch all that devolepment between Kazuma and Megumin, there's just no way.
>>156621577
In the WN, Darkness also steals Kazuma's first kiss, and he does the same to Megumin a few volumes later. But the timing of Aqua's falling in love with Kazuma is so generic that I think she's going to win. I've never wanted to be wrong more than now.
>>156621740
Well, he's an LN author. This wouldn't be the first time this happened.
What would it feel like to explode deep inside her?
>>156622205
Like fulfilling the dreams and hopes of mankind.
>>156621467
Darkness comes to Kazuma's room and asks him if he loves Megumin, and he admits that he does because he feels at ease around her
>FALSE
But at the end of the WN, Aqua also falls in love with him and kazuma also falls in love with her.
Eris says Kazuma is tsundere for Aqua
He is in love with her but he will never admit it
He says he sees Megumi as a woman not that he is in love with her
She was ahead of Darkness this is all
But Aqua wins in the end subtly because Kazuma can not live in a world where Aqua is not with him
He cries like a baby
>>156621740
>The author of Konosuba stated in an interview that he tried doing the main heroine thing with Aqua but couldn't work it out
He said Megumin gives off a wifely or main heroine atmosphere and it's hard to pull off the same with Aqua
His statements in that interview keep getting exaggerated
>>156622399
Some anon actually translated part of that scene:
>「なあ……。お前は、めぐみんの事が……。異性として好きなのか?」
"Hey... You, are you in love with Megumin the way you'd love someone of the opposite sex?"
>めぐみんとの関係は、友達以上恋人未満。
My relationship with Megumin is more like that of a lover than mere friends.
> ……俺はめぐみんの事を……
I... Megumin...
>「……わ、分からない。正直言って、自分でもよく分からない。でも、嫌いじゃない。多分、異性としても好きなんだと思う。一緒に居るとなんか落ち着くし、何て言うか……。……めぐみんと居ると、自然体でいられる
"I, I don't know. Honestly, I don't know myself. But I don't hate her. I probably love her as someone of the opposite sex. You know, when I'm with her, I kinda feel at ease, how do I say it... When I'm with Megumin, I feel like I can act naturally."
Kazuma is pretty clear. He loves Megumin.
>>156622454
Because Aqua is too comic to play the role of the typical heroine
But nothing changes even after pushing Megumi because Aqua is and will always be the main heroine and first girl to have met the MC
So the final game is already done
>>156623132
megumin will win because of her popularity though
the author probably won't even include the part with aqua falling for kazuma
>>156622939
Don't engage him please, just ignore.
It's sad what memes can do to delude a person.
>>>/h/4614059
Do we like asymmetrical docking?
>>156622939
>>"I, I don't know. Honestly, I don't know myself
He does not know himself even if from love his statement is not very clear but he does not say that he is in love with her
>>. But I don't hate her.
Logic
she remains a person close to him He also says that he likes Darkness after that
>>I Probably love her as someone of the opposite sex.
Yes as I said he sees Megumi as a woman and can love but he does not say "I'm in love with her and after that he reassures Darkness that there is nothing more
But the end screams that he has feelings fond for Aqua stronger than Megumi or Darkness
Even after this "confession"
The most important person for him is Aqua
It is not Megumi
>>156622939
For me Kazuma loves Megumi yes but it is not "True Love"
He is not in love with her
I, I don't know
I... Megumin...
Honestly, I don't know myself
. I probably
his answer could have been very clear but he can not say this sentence because he knows that he does not like her as she likes
He had no interest in lying to Darkness
>>156622205
She looks a bit T H I C C there.
Why is it always an ESL retard?
>>156625434
Aqua just has a lot of ESL fans.
>>156625524
Even then, what kind of an Aquafag would want her to end up with Kazuma? There has to be another reason, self-inserting can't be the sole cause
I want to hug Megumin.
>156617984
Why is she full of bird poop in this picture?
>>156625692
Shipping Aqua and Kazuma is like shipping man and man's best friend. She is his pet, nothing more.
>>156621467
Please, don't make him fall in love with Aqua, let Megumin win. I remember laughing at Kuronekofags because I was not invested in Oreimo and I found the butthurt hilarious. I think karma might come back to me on this one.
>>156625792
Kazuma didn't carry her back home after casting Explosion. He just stood there and watched as the birds pooped on her.
>>156626122
NEVER trust LN authors.
>>156625965
She's the cutest pet
>>156626422
What's the point of all that teasing senpai.
I wonder if her shoulders get cold
>>156626590
That's how harems are. I still have hope that the author will go full subversion on us, but the timing of Aqua's falling for Kazuma in the WN only serves to set up a possible Aqua end. Then again, as >>156623290 said, he might not include that plot point at all.
>>156626703
What kind of terrible mother dresses their 13 year old daughter like this before sending her into the cruel world?
>>156627039
The one who knows explosions don't pay the bills
>>156627039
The kind that wants grandchildren. To be honest, I'd be okay with granting her her wish, but I'd also be okay with giving Megumin another imouto.
I'm freaking out ever since release of vol 11 I couldn't sleep. Is megumin going to win? I just want her to win, I'm going insane. I can't take this shit anymore.
>>156627866
Here's a gif I made just in case if the worst happens. Which I hope doesn't occur.
>>156627866
Nothing is certain. If the author keeps playing around and refrains from developing their relationship for too long, then you can be sure she won't win.
If the author decides to make their relationship evolve by making them kiss or something like that, then she's sure to win.
>>156627955
I just don't understand, so Apperley in the Wn megumin does win because kazuma, bought those crystals for megumin for 1 billion saying it's a present, so does this count as a silent reply to megumins confession of love to him, idk.
>>156628217
It might be a reciprocation of her feelings. We'll find out once the LN reaches that point.
>>156628217
日本語を習え
>>156628217
Which volume/chapter of the WN is it? I'll translate it.
>>156627955
>.gif
Go back to bed grandpa, its nap time
>>156628392
It's near the very end. It's where they are leading an assault on the demon king castle.
>>156628632
Any word I should search with CTRL+F?
>>156615346
EXPLOSION
>>156628217
Welp, I don't know. A lot of chapters mention manatite, but I can't find the confession. I wish WNanon was here.
>>156628682
here
http://web.archive.org/web/20131012152024/http://ncode.syosetu.com/n7145bl/114/
>>156630066
>Tbh
>>156629981
It's a very cute scene, but it doesn't say much about Kazuma's feelings towards Megumin. He gives her a large amount of manatite and tells her to use it to unleash her explosion on the Demon King's castle. Megumin asks him if this is okay, because he could buy a castle with all that manatite. He convices her that it's perfectly okay, and comforts her in the idea that she's the strongest mage. She's really grateful and is moved to tears, then she tells him that she will definitely meet his expectations. Then Kazuma says, "I'm counting on you, the strongest mage!", and Megumin clings to these words.
>>156630838
Kazuma is fueling her chuuni, she is now putty in his hands. Whether he'll fuck the putty, who knows.
>>156631895
I want to believe, but I'm already instinctively bracing myself for the giant copout.
>still two days until the volume arrives
Package teleportation when
This is the ideal crimson demon. You may not like it, but this is what a peak arch wizard looks like.
>>156633219
D-dark Magician Megumin?!
>>156633261
>ywn rub your face against Megumin's wet hair
WHY DO I EXIST
>>156633219
4000 attack points -500 for defense points
>>156633822
Switched to defense(less) mode after combat
>>156633822
What would her summon chant be?
>>156634127
Crimson eyes, master of the crimson blaze,
She who promulgates the laws of nature,
The alias of destruction incarnate, MEGUMIN!
>>156633261
Megumin is the most beautiful girl ever.
>>156633822
1/1 human mage
2RR, tap
Megumin does 10 damage to all creatures controlled by target opponent. Megumin does not untap on your next untap phase.
>>156634716
We had another Megumin thread earlier today, and someone explained perfectly why Megumin looked so much more attractive than the others in pic related. Handmade hat, plain shirt, looking down. Her personality stands out a lot. She really is the most beautiful.
>>156634534
A bit short, but chuuni enough.
>>156634861
>>156635129It's actually just one of her Explosion chants edited a bit.
>>156633219
Holy shit
I've been out of the loop for a few days. Any news about vol 11? Is yuNS still working on CE?
>>156635678
On his discord, he stated that he has college to finish soon. So CE and V11 translation dates are unknown but yuNS said that he'll continue V11 once he's done with CE
>>156635863
>the translation will take a while so we might not get any new content until the OVA
This sucks desu. But I'm happy to hear that yuNS is alive.
>>156636026
Agreed, I'm currently re-reading the LNs but stopped reading after volume 8 to go and read Megumins volume. I feel bad for Megumins life prior to meeting Kazuma and co.
>>156636296
Not being able to eat was really hard, but she still had some happy middle school days with Yunyun even if she doesn't want to admit it.
>get Kazuma to fuck me
>he wants to cum outside
>leglock him so he can't escape
>>156636731
>Kazuma is impotent
>>156636731
Don't you have some explosion sessions to do you shitposting lolicon
>>156635863
>It'll be a while before I can get to volume 11
> >_<
>Akashic V2C3 --> Cont C4 --> Akashic V2C4 --> Cont C5 --> Akashic V2C5 --> Cont Epi --> ???
>>156637028
Do people even read Akashic?
>>156637576
Yes, even more so with the anime airing right now. Welcome to the fickle world of LN fan translation,learn japanese already
>>156637840
Iam skilled enough in Japanese to read light novels,
but it makes my head hurt.
>>156615346
Why is there no Season 1 bluray?
>>156638679
There is. I'd link you to a BDrip of S1, but Nyaa is down.
>>156638764
I'm looking for one to buy
I didn't expect it to such a pain in the ass to find
>>156638851
I found this; http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=MED-DVD2-31183&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3Dkonosuba+blu%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1
http://www.amiami.com/top/detail/detail?gcode=MED-DVD2-31185&page=top%2Fsearch%2Flist%3Fs_keywords%3Dkonosuba+blu%24pagemax%3D40%24getcnt%3D0%24pagecnt%3D1
But looks like it's out of stock. Maybe try your luck on Japanese sites.
>>156638991
Yeah I'm wishing I would have bought them as they came out now
But the lack of expendable income stopped me
Am I the only one who was terribly disappointed by the lack of Megumin in S2? I definitely couldn't enjoy S2 as much because of this.
>>156639649
This is a pretty common opinion.
What was her height and weight again?
>>156640401
Too heavy for you
>>156640401
Just right
>>156640401
>145cm
>roughly 40kg
Imagine.
>>156640484
How fun it would be.
What would their sex be like?
>>156640850
Rugged and explosive
>>156640664
To manhandle her tiny body.
>>156640850
Fucking delete this.
>>156640850
>210cm
>roughly 120kg
Imagine how easy it would be for him to manhandle her tiny body.
Any news about the /a/ sings Konosuba ED 2?
Artisan weaver manhandling Komekko.
>>156621206
What doujin is this?
>>156641013
Isn't it finished?
>>156641306
https://exhentai.org/g/1057878/2ad48dfecc/
But the quality of that scan is really awful. Here's a pixiv preview, for what it's worth: http://www.pixiv.net/member_illust.php?mode=medium&illust_id=62518621
>>156641328
Really? Where?
>>156641477
Thanks
>>156641501
I just checked, looks like it hasn't been uploaded. Weird.
>>156641269
>Lewding Komekko
LEAVE
>>156643063
You can manhandle someone without it being sexual. I never even thought of it that way, you sick fuck.
>>156618952
the ~ね really adds to that
>>156644527
Too bad recent discoveries make her chances of winning look slim
>>156644759
What did I miss?
>>156644759
get out of /a/ aqua
>Implying best girl won't win
>>156644844
>>156644847
Someone earlier in the thread said the author made Aqua fall in love with Kazuma at the very end of the WN and that this timing only sets up an Aqua end. I can't get it out of my head.
>>156644986
That sounds like 3rd degree BS.>>156644986
volume 11 TL
https://pastebin.com/EmXwhDNV
>>156645454
The volume itself seems pretty shitty, but I'm interested by the two things that happen in the epilogue.
>>156644986
it did happen but remember the WN ending was rushed and didn't given much considerations
>>156645454
> - Megumin wanted to take the relationship between she and Kazuma to "above friendship below lover"
YOU GO GIRL
> - a blonde girl out of nowhere appears and called Darkness "Mum"
N T R
T
R
>>156645454
God, volume 12 sounds like it's going to be shit. I hate babysitting arcs.
>>156645454
>above friendship below lover
Doesn't he already have that relationship with everyone in the party?
He literally owns Aqua and Darkness and figuratively owns Megumin
>>156645454
I'm a little bit confused. What did Megumin meant by "above friendship below lover"?
Is it a good sign?
>>156645832
Well, I think she just wants to be his friend with benefits.
>>156645940
Sounds like a fancy way of naming a generic haremshit relationship.
>>156645989
this, fuck the author for playing around
>>156636731
>>156645454
>above friendship, below lover
Fuck this shit. You can only cocktease someone for so long.
>>156621206
Iirc didn't he ask for sex and nothing happened?
>>156646337
He asked her for sex then started apologizing then Aqua walked in.
>>156645756
>above friendship below lover
So they're mutual masturbation partners?
>>156646337
>>156646367
Just more cockteasing from the author.
>>156646687
They flirt endlessly to see who loses control first; them, or the readers.
>>156645454
So is it shitty? Curious about the demon king daughter and the tranquility queen
>>156646743
>the author cockteases his readers endlessly but Megumin doesn't win
>>156619813
I think I could find a guy like Kazuma pretty easily. There's probably a few on this thread right now, in fact.
https://pastebin.com/EmXwhDNV
So it's over for megumin? is the author just fuckin with us or what. It looks over. This is a joke.
>>156648394
The faggot author is turning this into a harem.
>>156648337
Megumin, please.
>>156648741
are you telling me it wasn't one from the beginning?
uh
>>156648861
Not all girls are created equal, aqua is an annoying person. Megumin Way better. Fuck this harem bullshit
>>156648394
Well if it does turn out to be a harem then I'm just going to quit bothering
>>156648825
>>156648825
Please yourself, I only self-insert as Megumin
To the author
>tfw the author might break Megumin's heart
>>156650381
I doubt it. We're probably just not as close to the end as everyone thought.
>tfw kazuvanir didn't get animated
Eris will win.
>>156650677
I'd say we have a good 10 volumes left. The LN just reached its 12th volume, and the premise of that volume is a little girl nobody knows/cares about. The author obviously still has a lot of time.
>>156650786
I've gone from Megumin 100% to Megumin 95%, Open end 5%. Nobody else has a chance.
Eris doesn't even seem like she really wants to win.
We all know who the best girl is. She is-
Kazuma is NTR'd by Emilia... =Bad End=
>>156651037
Well megumin is very popular. So I assume the author wouldn't fuck up the ending for the majority. Even if everyone knew megumin would win. It's the development which is interesting. So I'm praying for megumin to win
The lack of new content hurts.
>>156651037
Didn'tKazuma's spend his wish on Eris after defeating the demon king?
>>156653318
I just checked, and yes, he uses his wish to make Eris descend.
Man, the WN ending was pretty bad in all sorts of ways.
>>156646252
This. I kinda wish Kazuma would get tired and just dump her and go hook up some girls or do something alpha for once in a while.
It isn't like he couldn't manage if he tried.
>>156653153
Would you Kissu a miniMegumin?
>>156654165
I want him to just fuck Megumin already.
>>156654257
I would cherish a Minigumin and sleep with it every day.
>>156645989
>>156646038
This is why I am so happy about never having spent a single cent in supporting the industry. They always do this shit. They always ruin shows and novels making them unnecessarily long so the author can sell more volumes but making it shit and even not delivering in the end. It makes me sick, but that's what
>>156654341
Not gonna happen. Most romance in anime is pic related, fits perfectly what's happening in this one.
Every volume after this one is gonna be exactly the same, over-hype abour expected romantic resolution and nothing in the end happens, Kazuma being a little more beta at the end of it.
At this point I'm disgusted how much he overvalues the girl(s). If he wasn't living with them he could at least take some other girls home, but he can't. It's not a harem, it's a triple cockblock and Megumin is a little shit that expects Kazuma wait for her forever.
>>156645454
Heh, nice to see Iris actually try and get Kazuma openly.
>>156643209
>>156655417
>>156654588
Reminder if Megumin doesn't hurry up, Kazuma will marry Iris when the age difference doesn't matter as much.
>>156654588
>>156645756
>above friendship below lover
I don't want to rush into conclusions since we don't have a clear grasp yet of what's happening on the volume,so perhaps you asses should calm down for now. But if that shit is what i think it is,then there will be no aspirin big enough to dent my headaches after this
>>156655520
The hell man
>>156655665
The author better hurry up then, or she'll go full Re:Creators on him.
>>156655942
>what i think it is
What?
>>156645454
>Iris used "onii chan daisuki" super effective
I came here to laugh at every single one of you.
>>156657041
Honestly Megumin might be my least favorite girl, I just like the series
https://exhentai.org/s/417fe36b3c/1057586-17
>You will never eat out Megumin while she pees in your mouth
Why even live?
>>156620286
Kazuma and Megumin make out super hardcore on Aqua's bed so she gets pissy and kicks Kazuma out
>>156658474
I would think that would've been mentioned in >>156645454
>>156626590
NEVER EVER trust LN authors
>>156655942
>>156654588
RIP Konosuba. The author sold out long ago. To me it was pretty clear that he didn't know what the fuck he was doing after reading vol10.
>>156646337
She asked him if he could guess what she wanted to do since the two of them were alone together, he said ".....wanna fuck?" quietly, Megumin just thought "Heh.", and then Kazuma dropped his spaghetti thinking she'd be mad, she wasn't mad, he said to change it to a kiss, and then Aqua walked past and ran off laughing to tell Darkness the two of them were alone together talking about kissing and that ended the encounter.
>>156658949
>then Aqua walked past and ran off laughing to tell Darkness the two of them were alone together talking about kissing and that ended the encounter.
Living with all of them actually is a curse, they cockblock each other.
>>156659318
>>156658949
>Living with a retarded goddess,a perverted masochist and an autistic mage
>either making a move on anyone of them results in a terrible cockblock
Using magic and living on a parallel world
with these circumstances ain't just worth it,being Kazuma is suffering.
Megutuesday
Is Megumim soft or firm?
>>156661597
Both.
>>156661597
MEGUMIN IS A FAT!!!
>>156663004
In the right places
Megumin threads are now dying just like Miuna threads. Sad!
Where do you guys read the web novel?
>>156663773
They really don't. Also, she has a thread on /c/, Miuna doesn't.
>>156659987
He'd be better off if he moved out. He's rich so he'd pretty much be able to buy himself a house or something.
Too bad without Kazuma's misery it wouldn't be a humor show.
>>156663773
http://desuarchive.org/a/thread/156320859/#156320859
We had a thread that reached like 200 posters and bump limit last week. It was glorious. But this one is moving slowly, I guess this is what happens when the new content you get is that disappointing.
>>156663812
http://web.archive.org/web/20131025151907/http://ncode.syosetu.com/n7145bl/
>>156661597
Firm tummy, soft butt
>>156667190
>this feet & butt combo
> - Megumin wanted to take the relationship between she and Kazuma to "above friendship below lover"
I think Megumi understood that this is the only thing she can have
nothing more
Because Kazuma will never love Megumin as lover
She is afraid of a reject if she wants more and she is right to be afraid because Kazuma wants nothing more
>>156668134
anonymous axis cultist please go
what's with the sudden resurgence of false flagging
hi
>>156668695
I will make this counter hit 20 millions by myself.
Bakuretso
>>156645454
Eh, it is disappointing. Vol 10 was lackluster as well.
"Kazuma Kazuma!"
"Kazuma des- UHHHMMMM"
"Why are you blushing Kazuma?"
I want tobecomeMegumin
>>156640850
>>156670503
ALL THE WAY DOWN TO HER NAVEL.
Kazuma actually, genuinely is a lolicon. The Axis loli breaking him hinted at this pretty heavily.
>>156674057
>The Axis loli breaking him hinted at this pretty heavily.
Are you stupid. That was "I can't believe even a little girl is in this shit" not "god I want to fuck her"
>>156674188
Pic related has a very sexual connotation to it.
Also she called him onii-chan immediately prior to this, which is literally Kazuma's fetish.
>>156674515
>Pic related has a very sexual connotation to it.
No it doesn't, the connotation is "look at this pure girl among all these crazy proselytizers", and then it turns out she's a proselytizer too.
He wants to fuck megumin and she's 14 so you can argue that if you want but he doesn't want to stick his dick in the axis girl.
Also kazuma's only 17, wanting to fuck a 14 year old isn't that out of the ordinary.
>>156674515
He's a dumb otaku who romanticizes the "little sister" in a non-sexual way because of his exposure to manga and anime. He thinks they're pure and perfect and wants to protect them. It's not his fetish.
>>156615720
Telling him to fix his shit with aqua
>>156674625
How exactly are those two things mutually exclusive? Yes he was also making a comment about this town, no that doesn't change the fact that immediately after the traumatizing experience of literally the entire town trying to trick him into joining Axis, all it took was one little girl calling him Onii-chan to win his trust, and that she was the one to break his legendary patience. It also doesn't change the fact that flowers blooming when applied toward human (incidentally almost always girls) has a very sexual connotation to it, and that using it to describe such a young girl would be widely regarded as suspicious to say the least.
>>156675081
>and that using it to describe such a young girl would be widely regarded as suspicious to say the least.
You're retarded, she's the "single flower" among a bunch of crazies.
I don't know why you're trying to get meaning out f this when it doesn't exist. Not to mention that the anime exaggerates that part a lot more than it actually happens in the LN.
>As I was going to write my name down, I saw the header on that piece of paper.
>‘Axis Cult entry form’.
>“Fuck you!”
>“Onii-san—!!”
>I tore that piece of paper in half.
>>156675194
than how it actually happens*
>>156675194
Yes, a blooming flower, as opposed to literally any other among the thousands of metaphors for something good, he chooses the one that predominantly refers to female sexual development. Stop being obstinate with this non-argument and provide an actual point if you have one.
>the anime exaggerates that part
>proceeds to quote the LN describing exactly what happened
>didn't even quote the part that's being discussed
>megumin haters have resorted to acting like complete retards to derail threads
>>156675717
>>didn't even quote the part that's being discussed
I was quoting the part of the LN where it's shown she's a proselytizer, which you said "breaks" him. In the LN he's just angry she's also one of the cultsists.
Here's the entire event since your autistic ass can't understand it.
… As we were on our way to return, a young girl ran towards us in a hurry.
She was about ten years old.
She fell in front of us.
Darkness and I rushed to her in a hurry. She struggled and said while resisting the pain—
“Ah… Thank you, onii-san, onee-san…”
— She smiled weakly.
My tortured soul was healed by her smile.
“Are you okay? Be careful next time, can you stand?”
I offered a hand to the little girl as I spoke. The girl grabbed my hand happily.
Her smile was so pure. Ah, how healing.
“Uhmm, I am fine! Thank you! … Nah, kind onii-san, can you tell me your name?”
“Kazuma, Satou Kazuma, this scary looking onee-san here is Darkness.”
Darkness used her hands to poke my temples immediately.
After hearing my name, the little girl took out a pen and paper.
“Sa tu Ka za mah? How is it spelled? Please write it down for me onii-san.”
“Okay, my name is…”
As I was going to write my name down, I saw the header on that piece of paper.
‘Axis Cult entry form’.
“Fuck you!”
“Onii-san—!!”
I tore that piece of paper in half.
>>156675854
shouldn't an autist be able to find it easier?
>>156675717
You are legitimately retarded. It was a gag. The one person he thought wasn't a crazy turned out to be fucking crazy, nothing implied him wanting to stick his dick in her.
Here are some nice LN quotes.
>… As we were on our way to return, a young girl ran towards us in a hurry.
Kazuma literally noticed that he was being approached by someone, and that didn't raise his guard. That's after not being approached by a single normal person the entire time he's been in town.
>“Ah… Thank you, onii-san, onee-san…”
>— She smiled weakly.
>My tortured soul was healed by her smile.
>“Are you okay? Be careful next time, can you stand?”
>I offered a hand to the little girl as I spoke. The girl grabbed my hand happily.
>Her smile was so pure. Ah, how healing.
Interestingly enough, it's true the sexual metaphor seems to be particular to the anime, however it means that the context about the town is gone as well and he's just fawning hard over the little girl first and foremost.
>>156676208
>the sexual metaphor seems to be particular to the anime
You are deranged
>>156675985
>The one person he thought wasn't crazy
Anime-only. He didn't have any particular thoughts about the girl besides how pure and healing her smile was.
>>156676208
This is some high grade autism here.
>>156676245
Flowers blossoming is a sexual metaphor used especially predominantly in the medium we're discussing. If that's all you have to say then I have to conclude you're just some newfag who doesn't know shit about anime and manga.
>>156676318
Now you're just being butthurt.
>>156676353
>Flowers blossoming is a sexual metaphor used especially predominantly in the medium we're discussing.
repeating somethign doesn't make it true
Dear lord is this what KonoSuba threads are going to look like this year.
>>156676353
Please tell me you are just baiting. The meaning of that metaphor in that particular situation was glaringly obvious. I don't want to believe I share this board with someone as autistic as you.
>>156676421
It's obvious the guy is trolling at this point and is just reiterating the same dumb message. Just ignore him and move on. Post cute girls or something, even aqua posting would be better than this.
It's gonna be funny seeing how much salt these normalfags produce when Iris shows up.
>>156676503
>normalfags
It's a megumeme thread, so everyone in here is literally a pedo. I don't know why anyone would get up in arms about Kazuma's tastes when he's clearly attracted to Megumin even before she's reached what he considers a "safe" age though. It's less about whether he's a lolicon and more about how low his strike zone goes.
>>156676772
No one's up in arms over kazuma's sexual taste it's just one retarded guy who thinks a metaphor for purity is a metaphor for wanting to fuck someone.
>>156676966
You're obviously talking to the retarded guy, so stop.
>>156677029
my bad, sorry
>>156676966
>flowers blossoming
>metaphor for purity
You're an idiot. Flowers are literally a plant's sexual organs, and this factors directly into the metaphor's meaning and usage. It's also used in metaphors describing virginity, which is where the connotation of purity comes from.
But by all means, go to Japan and call some guy's 8 year old daughter a blooming flower. I'll have a good thought at the idea of you getting your teeth knocked out for being a dumbass.
>>156676353
>context doesn't matter, there is always only one way to interpret common proverbs
autism, the post
>>156615346
>Megumin is for cunnying!
Fixed
Why is she so erotic?
>>156615346
Eagerly waiting for this meme to die, just like the other Monday threads
>the city of Miunafags