*blocks your path*
>>156500328
I'll give you 10k yen to fuck off.
I'll get drunk with you, but only if you promise to kill me.
*injured kaiki noises*
REMOVE SNEK
>>156501560
Save snek
>>156500328
You're a pretty good mangaka
>>156500328
snek best grill
She is delicious. I could fuck her for hours straight.
>>156500328
*reveals he read your cringey fanfics*
>>156500385
Good.
Now gimme a life stone.
>there are people, RIGHT NOW, on /a/, who aren't in love with the cute little psychotic goddess
This place has been going to shit since 2003
I didn't really like your manga. RomCom is over done and a little cheesy. Add something to spice it up. Though I do praise you for not just making generic Boy Love.
>>156503705
I prefer Tsukihi.
But I always have Nadeko or Tsubasa as 2nd/3rd, depending on what mood I'm in.
Nadeko usually has an edge for me though because she's just the right age, just like Tsukihi.
>>156500328
Second best girl and you know it
>>156503860
I think Tsukihi is cute, but she just seems a little too innocent. Nadeko on the other hand seems a bit more jaded with the world in a way, which adds to her personality. She is up there on my personal ranking though.
>>156503360
End talks.
I hate Nadeko, I want to be with her every day and kiss her all the time, piece of shit.
>>156504287
What a mix of emotions
>>156504287
Nadeko is very good for breeding.
Naisu body, good thighs and hips.
>>156504303
Nadeko fans are all lolicons.
>>156503338
this was my favorite monogatari story
great ending
Nadeko is perfect to cheat on your girlfriend with.
When Hitagi reaches those 18-19 years she simply just becomes too old to my liking, and Nadeko will be perfectly refreshing.
How can something so cute exist?
>>156505307
Senjou is already older than 18, you dumb snek poster
>>156504608
Same
Nadeko is the best thing there is since Shinobu.
Fuck off Snakefag.
>>156500328
go away you little piece of shit, you ruined the whole show
go thank Kaiki for saving it
>>156501560
Those are for real snek. Just go hollow point for this one.
>>156500328
her beauty is so neck-breaking!we need more puns
>>156504606
why are you so insecure OLD HAG?
>>156500328
The only good thing about her are her white snake hair.
>>156500328
>watch this entire shit series for her
>turns out to be generic moe-character
>keep watching
>has mental breakdown
>turns into a pyschopathtic maniac
>keep watching to see how far her derangement goes
>after the attempted murder learn that she's hiding a dark secret
>at the edge of my fucking seat waiting for this fucking reveal
>is it a body, did she fucking snap and kill her father or something
>did she kill a teacher, a rival? did she throw them in the closet?
>its a fucking manga
>she's so fucking crazy and adorable her only weakness is her cringy delusions as a shoujo MC
I couldve watched 70+ episodes of nadeko shenanigans and be happy
Truly a great and wasted character in a shit show.
>>156506568
You know me too well Anon.
But I'm actually not all that often in these thread.
Hopefully Vitagen is still daijoubu.
>>156506214
>>156506776
>Senjou is already older than 18
18 is already too old!
I want that Loli Teen sweet spot around 14...
>>156506904
Her youth and cuteness makes her stand out in my opinion.
Tsukihi is also quite young, but she's off the scale in terms of smarts while Nadeko is dumb as fuck, but sort of dumb in a cute way.
>>156507390
Please stay here and never return to Vitagen.
>>156507821
>never return to Vitagen
I can't promise you that though!
But what other /a/ threads are you browsing?
Any particular anime this season?
>>156500328
i'm calling to my personal ape to kick your sorry ass and then i will fuck you both and spit on your selfish face, ugly haircut bitch
>>156508203
Nadeko has the 2nd cutest hair style though. And much better and softer body.
>>156503247
>Scene where she doesnt wear panties
>draw fanart with panties
Its as retarded as drawing shinobu wearing panties, why draw fanart about fanfiction?
>>156508290
>she doesnt wear panties
Are you sure about this Anon?
Maybe the artist thought she was a more pure girl than she is.
>>156508261
it looks like an ugly wig, like one made of vegetables, idk
>>156508335
That's such nonsense. Nadeko is too cute for such accusations.
>>156506568
>>156507821
>Fuck off
>Please stay here
This is confusing, even Kirino would be confused.
>everyone talking about how nadekofags don't understand nadeko and think that she's just a moe girl
>not realizing that nadekofags loveher precisely because she's batshit insane
>>156504606
i'm just here because i like crazy girls desu
>>156508579
I like Nadeko because of her moe aspects.
That caught my attention long before the crazy happened.
>>156508643
But do you love her batshit insane side?
>>156508668
I would've liked snake more if her snake god scene didnt have such horrid cgi.
Worst looking episode of monogatari.
>>156508668
No, I actually want to nurture her back into gentle, good Nadeko.
If we're going to have children and a family one day, she needs to be more cute again.
>>156508668
Yes, I'm into all of Nadeko, even her Yandere side speaks to mine attention depraved being
Nadeko>Mayoi>Bee>Cat>Monkey>Everything>>>>>Crab
Her voice is heavenly though...
At least she finally got some action with Araragi in Prison School ^__^
Younger is tighter and better.
>great design
>worst character
not fair
>>156510346
But she is very cute and very likable once you banish the evil from her.
If it wasn't for Tsukihi, I would have wanted to make a family with Nadeko the most.
>>156510438
If you take away the evil from her then all that leaves is a slut.
>>156510536
>a slut
But she is very playful, and rewards you in cute clothes. And very easily excite you with her cute and innocent requests that are sometimes a bit lewd.
>all these anons who love snake because she's cute
Did none of you watch the show? You are everything she hates.
>>156511306
But Araragi thought she looked cute. Does she hate him too?
>>156511361
She definitely doesn't love him and badmouthed him at the end of Nademono
>>156511447
Maybe she wouldn't have, if he dumped that old woman Hitagi and dated a younger and more cuter Nadeko-chan.
>>156511447
Wasn't she just mad because she didn't get to ride Araragi's dick?
>>156511490
She despise him for his lolicon tastes though and literally said that
>>156506927
fuck off with you greentext story shitposting
>>156511447
>>156511663
Why is she badmouthing him when that entire mess in Nadeko Medusa was born out of her failing to keep him locked in?
>>156511663
Nadeko turns me into a lolicon with those nice healthy thighs and childbirthing hips.
>>156511871
Otorimonogatari ch 20
>Nadeko sometimes finds herself looking for things to like about Koyomi Onii-chan.’
She was in love with idea of being in love, not with Araragi himself
>>156512231
Doesn't answer what I asked. She's the one who hung around him, not the other way around. If anything Araragi doesn't badmouth her enough, she has no grounds to criticize anyone.
>>156512231
I think those things can change very easily into love, after a few adrenaline pumping first kisses, and a bit of fondling, and dating.
>>156506927
>her only weakness is her cringy delusions as a shoujo MC
Her only weakness is her "no one understands me even though I hang out with atleast two people all the time who'd listen to everything I say" backstory that gets dragged out forever. She's like Kanbaru if she was stuck in early Suruga Monkey mode for the entire series and then fucked off after her issue starts getting resolved.
HanaKana's a shit VA too, she sounds like she's about to cry all the time.
>>156512323
Please don't bully Nadeko so much Anon. She sounds very cute and moe and makes many Anons want to protect her.
I want to rape Snake.
>>156500328
Negotiations
I have no respect for people who has Bee rank up high in their list. She has insignificant role and only served as fanservice character.
>>156512457
Careful Anon. Girls around those 14-16 becomes pregnant super easily, because they are so highly fertile when they are in that peak age.
>>156512290
Nadeko doesn't really hunged around him after summer and that's why Tsukihi was dissapointed and cut off her bangs.
She was a dog in the manger: she didn't really want to get close to him but couldn't stand the idea of him having a girlfriend
>>156512573
Not a problem, I'll only come in her ass.
>>156512693
>I don't like him but he can't have someone other than me in his life
wtf I hate Nadeko now
>>156503012
This is the exact same outfit as the one an actress wears from an AV I just watched moments ago.
>>156512748
>I don't like him but he can't have someone other than me in his life
Exactly. That's why she snapped.
Araragi was like a fictional character for Nadeko. But it turned out that her waifu is a living person with his own [private] life and she couldn't forgive him.
>>156511871
>>156512310
In Nademonogatari Nadeko promised her past self, that one day she'll fall in love with someone who will be more cool than Araragi and won't fap to little girls
>>156513187
He should have just captured her and force her first kiss in Nisemono, then she wouldn't have minded his lolicon ways.
>>156500328
Funny how I get banned for days when I post memes like this
>>156512503
>I have no respect for people who has Bee rank up high in their list
Depends on what they're listing them by, since no one really bothers to say how they're ranking the girls. If it's purely by who they want to fuck then Bee being high up is understandable enough.
Hell those people are more respectable than the guys here saying that x girl is "realistic" or whatever the fuck, I can't think of a single chick in this series who'd I describe in that way.
>>156512290
>>156513187
Kind of a shame really because, for all the shit Koyomi gets, he was one of the only people who gave a shit about her at all. Who else even remembered that it was her birthday other than Tsukihi, and even threw her a party?
He treats Kanbaru and Nadeko moreorless the same, one slowly loses her baggage whereas the other one just gets more batshit over time (and Koyomi gets all the blame for it?)
>>156513663
Nadeko doesn't actively dislike or blame him, she just avoid him, at least during Nademono.
In return, she devoleped a tighter friendship with Tsukih, befriended Yotsugi and sometimes hung with Ougi-kun (and yells at him Kuchinawa-style)
>>156513840
>Nadeko doesn't actively dislike or blame him
I keep seeing people say otherwise, I haven't read it myself so I can only go off of what I see others say. The fanbase seems to blame him for everything regarding her too in any case.
I just want to commit a crime, really.
If Nadeko won't allow me to, then it's a good thing I love Tsukihi more anyway.
>>156513663
>and Koyomi gets all the blame for it?
I think it's a good foil to the rest of the stories with araragi. Throughout the series all he does is try to help people, and then Nadeko ends up needing help, so he tries, but things don't get better (well, at first things get better because she's not going to die, then things get much worse, then ultimately end up kind of neutral).
Basically, the story up until Nadeko medusa was essentially "Araragi can do anything". Once the medusa arc hit, it's like a big slap back to reality, where we see that Araragi isn't the flawless angel he's been portrayed as. He can't just talk his way through everything, and trying to help everyone all the time came back to bite him in the ass.
>>156514522
Not really, everything after Nise right to the end of Owari is Araragi failing at everything he does. The stuff with Nadeko is described as a "side story to the main event" even.
>>156514522
We had all that already with Hanekawa
>>156500328
I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY!
pls let me graduate from grad school
>>156500328
>>156500328
"You have a lot of guts to challenge me, I'll give you that"
*Teleports behind you*
>>156513944
Those people probably haven't read it. Her feelings towards him in the book are more awkward guilt than anything. She knows she's 100% responsible for everything that went down in Otori and Koi.
>>156508324
She wasn't wearing panties specifically in that scene to try and allure Araragi.
>>156516493
It definitely allured me. I had the hardest most massive boners even though she isn't my favourite.
>She wasn't wearing panties
Jeesus, it would have been so ridiculously easy for him to take her virginity right there and then.
If she was impregnated at that time, him and Hitagi would have broken up, and the story would become massively different.
I want to be the last of hundreds of sweaty anons to cum inside snake
>>156516493
>Play Twister
>without panties
>Araragi's arm suddenly strokes her clitoris as his hand reach for that Blure spot behind her butt
Did Nadeko have some sort of backup emergency plan in case that happened?
Or did she follow those magazine tips blindly?
Things could have escalated really quick if he found out how wet she was.
>>156500328
You're move snek
>>156517326
That thing won't help you Anon, not when you're in a Twister battle with her, and her womanhood is completely accessible below her miniskirt without any panties blocking.
>>156500328
*opens path*
>>156517647
You think that is all I have?I also have a big sack and a large bin with some water in it
>>156500328
Everytime this beauty is on screen. I just want to fuck her. I never felt that way with the other Monogatari girls.
>>156518609
>>156518609
Nadeko fans are hopeless lolicons.
>>156512937
Link
Snake is the Manami of the *monogatari series.Blatantly best girl but the majority is far too dumb to understand it.
snake hairjob
>>156521070
Manami is a cunt though. Nadeko at least has very alluring looks.
bring her home
How can anyone resist
>>156525450
>>156525535
He should have just cheated on Hitagi and make that young snake his girlfriend.
>>156525636
Well he already did the first part
>>156504608
>>156503338
great ending and Kaiki is a fucking terrific character
>>156525450
>>156525535
So thirsty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhvOq4p4w_Y
>>156526151
>>156526151
All of the girls are thirsty for ragi
>>156506927
Her weakness is that's she's a vapid bitch that should be eaten by Shinobu.
>>156512323
Her entire character is written around the fact that she's completely fake
>>156526967
That would have been a loss, since Nadeko is far more better and delicious than stupid vampire.
>>156503705
What if I'm in love with a cute little psychotic demigoddess?
>>156527404
Should I watch this Gate thing if I like delicious loli girls like Nadeko?
>>156506927
>she's so fucking crazy and adorable her only weakness is her cringy delusions as a shoujo MC
This is a teenage girl we're talking about here anon
>>156530462
That Nadeko will end up pregnant that day. She's too fertile to be unaffected.
>>156530462
I know, and it's sad.
>>156530602
Good, I want snek babies
>>156528113
Not really
>>156531138
Green haired Nadeko is cute.
>>156532114
absolutely
>>156531789
>That young and super fertile Nadeko loli
>Araragi didn't impregnate her
For shame.
If Nadeko presented you her manga after working on it for like 8 months, would you read it? Would you praise her for doing it even if the plot was shit and the artwork was kind of meh? What would you do to celebrate her first work?
>>156535094
I would cum over her book and proceed to impregnate her hat night.
She can become a cute and sweet mother if you just fuck the crazy out of her.
>>156535284
>impregnate her hat
Great taste, that thing is cute.
>>156535421
I saw some doujin or fan art about one of those Persona 4 girls, her hat was filled with cum, and she just put in on her head like that.
Splat.
>>156535094
I'll tell her it's bad and I'm gonna tell everyone so she shows me this expression
>>156501493
"bbbbbbrr"
>>156501493
listenening to psychosocial right now and rythm matches perfectly
>>156527404
Gate is somewhat like SAO.
nice premise but terrible execution
>>156536696
meant to reply to >>156528113
>>156500385
I honestly can't understand how everyone fail to see how great she is and why she is a best girl.
>>156536856
Most of us here don't huff glue.
>>156504608
Me too, this and Otori really made me love Snek
>>156536856
Write an essay on it.
>>156536954
Jesus, that loli bum.
I would love to give her 10K yen if she sat on my lap and acted cute.
When is the next monogatari show starting up, it feels like it's been forever.
>>156536856
Nadeko is great, but she's 2nd on my list.
There is another 14 year old I love the most.
>>156508579
This really. Before Otori Nadeko was just "that lewd but otherwise boring girl".
After Otori she became the girl I could sympathize with and understand completely despite knowing she's doing something horrible. That's a feeling only reserved for top tier villains, not cute little girls.
>>156537171
Nisemono Nadeko was perfect for marrying though.
That type of Cuteness/Lewdness ratio is exquisite and rare.
I don't like Snake's personality or voice, but I want to taste every part of her delicious little body.
>>156512573
being a man in this day and age when rape and forced marriage of cute teen girls is illegal is true suffering
If I fucked her, would the crazy go away?
>>156537401
It'd probably just make it worse.
>>156537401
>>156537434
It will go away eventually, and she becomes a good mommy, but you need to do it with a lot of care and love.
>>156537434
>>156537463
>just make it worse.
>It will go away eventually
So which is it?
>>156537495
It's a rule in Japanese H that sex fixes everything.
>>156537313
I'd say it's more suffering to be women these days. They are miserable and unhappy with everything.
And many of them have their ovaries dried up in their 30's when they realise they want babies, but it's too late.
>>156537605
>ovaries dried up in their 30's
leave the house sometimes
>my one day off from work this whole week
>snek thread
Thank you guys for making my life tolerable!
>>156503860
>>156537750
Read up on science sometimes.
Menopause is not a fixed value. It hits some women way earlier.
>>156537605
>And many of them have their ovaries dried up in their 30's
How is that possible when their vaginas don't go a week without being filled to the brim with cum?
>>156537864
The egg cells become netorared bu the retarded decisions inside their brain.
>>156537835
Tsukihi is cute.
Is snake a bad person?
>>156538055
the rule of thumb: If she is good for your penis, she is a good person.
>>156537820
wow I should rewatch bake at some point I didn't remember this scene being like that at all
>>156538055
A bad person with a great body.
>>156538132
The snakes are indeed trying to impregnate Snake, but only in the Bluray.
>>156537854
You're more correct than I thought. Still, at age 35, only ~10% of couples will fail to produce a child. This is a lot of people, but I'm not sure that number is high enough to justify "it's more suffering to be women these days" on the grounds of infertility, even thought that's a statement I would probably agree with on more general terms.
>>156538681
didn't expect that image to turn out like shit
>>156538681
I can tell you it's gotten worse and worse in the "smart" countries where women are increasingly resorting to fertility clinics for fertility treatment.
>on the grounds of infertility,
Not just that alone either, they also become more ugly and have to compete with younger women.
>she hurt Kaiki
Die
>>156539403
No, Anon. No.
Old man killed himself.
>>156500328
*Roll into a kneeling stance while unslinging my rifle*
*Empty the entire magazine into her*
>>156537064
Summer season. Owari pt. 3
Which means Ougi, Math, andSnail
>>156539857
>Math
She doesn't appear in Owari 3. Crab does tho.
>>156539857
sounds good
I'm really looking forward to having snail back
When is the next possible time we see snek?
>>156540195
Nademonogatari, which is like 5 novels after Owari Vol.3
>>156540362
Well dang, though at least it exists
>>156540362
How the fuck can this guy keep writing so much about this setting.
>>156540570
Bet you can't wait to see hercut her hair
>>156540697
I am ready
>>156540195
>>156540362
Incorrect. She had half a chapter to herself in Owari 3.
>>156540819
>>156540697
>Nadeko is no longer feminine
>>156540676
By changing the setting with each character having their own independent adventures and finallyadult Araragi work as a cop
Tsukihi is truly the perfect creation who is immune to the dreaded HAIR CUTS.
>>156537820
NOW DROP ON THE DECK AND FLOP LIKE A FISH
>>156541317
Fuck snake, this is a true goddess.
>>156542188
I still like Nadeko, but I think she will drop below Hanekawa, if she has that completely short hair cut.
Tsukihi is a miracle who can never be truly harmed by the hair cuts.
>>156540676
Because it isn't about the setting, it's about the characters. The setting is just a regular ass town somewhere in Japan. But the characters are all eccentrics with intricate relationships with one another.
>>156503705
That snake's mouth looks like a pussy
>>156542364
tsukihi looks good with both long and short hair desu
>>156544015
Monogataries have best mouth-pussy.
>>156500385
>>156503360
>>156504081
>>156545564
I want to stick it in.
>>156545406
The ultra long hair made her really popular in the west.
But you're right. She has both cute short style, as well as lewd short style.
>>156545929
>There exist Anons who wish to stick it inside the lewd, underage fourteen year old monogataries
>>156546287
I know, what they should be doing is painting her with their nut
>>156546472
It's better to cum inside. Your baby seed brings them into good mood.
Nadeko = best loli
>>156501560
What kind of funky-ass bullets are those?
>>156538055
terrible human being, perfect for a god
probably okayish manga artist
>>156548234
>perfect for a impregnating
Fixed that for you.
>>156548937
probably, crazy girls are easy to impregnate
wouldn't do it though, don't stick your dick in crazy
>>156512231
Its kinda funny how people thought Hanekawa's love was that shallow too, but forgot that she knows and acknowledges that Araragi is a pathetic sack of crap sometimes and specifically says what she liked was that a weak person like him, with tears on his eyes, sometimes stands up for what he believes in, that is what she likes.
Most think she just liked him because he was her "prince" like Gahara, or if she was just looking for an escape like Nadeko, but it was deeper.
It's interesting.
>>156550065
You can purify a Nadeko so she becmoes good again if you impregnate her hard enough.
>>156550342
no anon, you can't, don't try
>>156550409
Yes you can. When a girl becomes a mother, some weird things is shuffled around in their head, and they become better somehow.
Just give Nadeko that Teen pregnancy.
>>156550409
it's worth a try
>>156550486
>and they become better somehow.
some mothers drown their babies, nadeko is one of those
>>156550504
I like what this Anon is thinking. Risks taken, better rewards.
>>156546536
Damn, she was so hot with her hair down, how did she go through high school without being asked out? Are those high school boys gay?
>>156548011
Those are basically shotgun rounds for a pistol. They're for killing snakes. Basically a must-have if you go out to the middle of nowhere to do your shooting.
>>156550523
No dummy, you just give her a lots of hugs and lots of love during pregnancy, and lots of belly rubbing during skinship times of the day.
>>156550552
did you watch the irl opening? she is a fatso
>>156550601
what if i open her closet?
What episode is the twister one again?
Which episode should i watch to get turned on the most
>>156550605
This is a lie. Hanekawa-can is healthy at most, not ever fat.
>>156550688
Nisemonogatari.
Just remember she isn't wearing any panties while she is on the phone calling for him, and she doesn't wear any panties while alone with him at home.
>>156550773
He wanted to commit a crime.
JC's are really getting popular
>>156550552
The school has a lot of hot girls. Like that Math girl, and that Crab girls.
They are probably many other girls who are thirsted after.
>>156550929
Committing a crime on lolis is the best feeling in the world.
>>156551178
13-14 isn't loli, its even better
>>156551215
Anon...
Nadeko can be very loli at times. It's just that the art style is confusing your loli senses.
I hope all you Snakefriends have read at the full version of her opening monologue:
https://www.baka-tsuki.org/project/index.php?title=Monogatari_Series:Otorimonogatari/Nadeko_Medusa_001
>Rather than skirts, prefers trousers.
>Rarely wears a skirt out of choice.
>Resigned to it in the case of uniform.
>Likes being barefoot, or sandaled.
>Indoors, will go barefoot even in winter.
>Put otherwise, does not like socks.
>Wearing them feels disgusting.
>>156551364
>Rarely wears a skirt out of choice.
>Resigned to it in the case of uniform.
My god, Nadeko has literally shit taste.
He schools uniform isn't even the sexual type of skirt like Tsukihi's uniform is.
Hers is just the cute and innocent type. What the hell is this bitch even complaining about?
Is she trying to make enemies out of all otaku in Japan?
You cannot hate mini skirts with long thigh high stockings.
>>156551518
Nadeko is not an exhibitionist. She is pure and wants to hide her lewd legs.
>>156551593
Pretty sure her shit taste in clothes reflect on her mediocre amateur manga.
>>156551593
More like she hates her looks because she knows that's all she has going for her.
>>156551712
Good looks, beautiful hair style, cute voice that can bewitch males around her and lower their guard, and very cute postures that makes people want to protect her. All of those are real.
>>156551364
>>Put otherwise, does not like socks.
>>Wearing them feels disgusting
Makes sense. Shedding must feel pretty gross for snakes.
>>156552001
I didn't realise it was a snake reference.
>>156552001
Thanks for the filename.
>Try to watch Monogatari series but I've hated Akiyuki Shinbo ever since Soul Taker on TechTVs Anime Unleashed
>Start and stop about 3 times over the years only getting a few episodes into Bakemonogatari
>4th try last year I ended up watching everything there was
>Fell in love with the series
>Realize I will never be able to convince a single other person I know to watch the series
It hurts a bit.
>>156554109
>Realize I will never be able to convince a single other person I know to watch the series
I've only ever met one person who watches this series, andshe's my gf.
Well a friend did read my copy of Kizumonogatari and liked it though.
>>156537090i wish boobs like that were possible on 3DPD
>>156521070
Nah, Manami is shit. Lost to Kirino in every way. Nadeko became a goddess and beat up Bat. Twice.
>>156526967
>eaten by Bat
Rather, Snake would eat her.
>>156555805
they are.they feel amazing when you grope them.
>>156554109
>>156554266
>>156555805
>>156556512
Stop ruining Snake threads.
>>156556619
They come pre-ruined by virtue of being a snake thread.