Was he autistic?
>>156467020
They had to restrain him to keep him from starving
>>156467020
He is my spirit animal t b h
best love story ever told
>>156469860
They didn't, behind that fence is their feeding place.
He came to visit her during lunch.
mountain penguin is the best penguin
>>156467020
>A penguin is going to die because first waifu
Totally worth it. the love for your waifu transcends species.
>>156470206
He's old as fuck anyway, grandpa probably went crazy.
If I'm not mistaken, penguins are monogamous species. It means that this pengu is gonna be a wizard soon
>even animals recognize that 2D > 3D
>>156467020
BUT WHY
>>156467020
I wish I could love anything as much as that penguin loves his waifu
>>156469939
>>156469860
I hate that this story is being misreported now. The penguin is just across the other side because that's their feeding pen. He was later back with his waifs the same day.
>>156467020
Fucking humanfag degenerate
>>156470300
Japan was a mistake.
>>156470206
Can you remind me the whole story again anon?
>>156467020
He fell in love.
We are all Grape-kun.
>>156472423
>kemono friend
>>156472423
I want to protect their love. If Grape-kun were the protagonist of a dramatic action anime on the way to the last boss to save his girl, I would be the best friend sidekick who says "leave the rest to me" and holds off the trash.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the kind of people posting in kemono friends threads
>>156472550
me between the shimapan shirt lady and the sign
>>156472550
me on the left, holding a babby
>>156472550
Well duh, we're all little girls here. I'm surprised you didn't notice this sooner.
>>156472609
>shimapan shirt
I know what you are trying to say, but god, are you retarded.
>>156472765
Do not bully the little girl.
>>156467020
Did we just uplift a species?
>>156473028
>we
>>156472550
>Steamboat Willie
Which anon is that wearing an anime shirt?
>>156472609
>the shimapan shirt lady
Not only is that a dress, shimapan refers specifically to panties. No other object of clothing can be shimapan, it's not a fucking adjective. What the fuck is wrong with your brain?
>>156472423
looks like humans aren't the only species throwing away their lives for anime.
>>156472423
>spend entire life in zoo
>all of a sudden, place giant object inside home
>see object as threat
>as the leader of flock, keep eye on it 24/7
>>156473063
is this a crop of a lewd image?
>>156472423
He should be mascot of /can/
so what gonna happen when a other penguin falls in love too ? NTR
>>156467020
We are witnessing true love.
>>156474787
It's gonna be a SHOWDOWN!CLEGANEBOWL CONFIREMD
GET HYPE
>>156472423
>this penguin is more dedicated to his waifu than I am
What a wake up call.
>>156472550
Looks like kemono friends had more positive impact than aikatsu
>>156472550
Does the Zoo have a popularity poll or anything going? would be interesting to see who their favourite friend is. Obviously there's fans mixed with non-fans though.
>>156476262
It'll probably be the same as every other poll, Serval/Kaban/Boss/Shoebill/Alpaca/Toki dominating the top slots while everyone forgets Campo Flicker.
>>156476398
>Kaban
>Boss
>Toki
I don't think any zoo has those.
>>156476638
You're going to the wrong zoos, then.
>>156476202
How are you so sure?
>not kissing during snow storm trope
>>156467020
>was
Curse you, for a second I thought something had happened to grape jii-san.
>>156477757
Aikatsu teach kids to waste money on toys. Kemono friends teach them to protect animals
>>156479837
yeah, by giving money to a zoo to kidnap them a hold them against their will in pokey little enclosures, never seeing the world without bars.
yay, thanks friends.
>>156467020
>>156472423
>>156475162
Eh...? Huh...?
Tears?
Why am I crying...?
>>156479974
That's weird...
is it because I got early...
>>156479940
>yay, thanks friends
it may be the only way to save white rhino.
It saved the crested ibis who went extinct in the wild in Japan and had to be reintroduced through Chinese help
>>156472550
why are they all single moms
>>156480135
>single moms
Their husbands are all wagecucks dying in the Nip office environment.
>>156480135
They're just visiting while the father is at work. You see, when a salaryman both lands his job and starts a family, he's no longer allowed to have fun. His sole duty is to pass all of his money to his family so they can enjoy themselves, all while working 10-12 hour days and slowly dying inside.
>>156480191
I just can't understand why Japan's birth rate is down below replacement amounts.
>>156480279
>Can't earn enough to give children good quality of life
>>156467020
i've found my animal counterpart.
Time to step up my waifu devotion.
Thanks Grape-kun!
>>156470300
Maybe they should make an anime about reproducing
>>156480208
how much longer before they have to start cleaning the penguin jizz off Hululu
>>156481667
They did.
Grape-kun is seriously one of the cutest things I have ever seen. I can't stop smiling just thinking about it.
>>156474467
Don't go copying my pasta
>>156481667
t. Shinzo Abe
This reminds me of my old dog who was smart enough to recognize when a cartoon dog on TV was supposed to be a real dog, and she'd bark at it. I remember trying to figure out what the threshold was for having her think a fictional dog was a real one, and badly drawing a dog in MS Paint on my computer and then moving it around with the Move tool to simulate motion, at which point she started barking at it.
Birds are fucking smart, right? It's entirely possible Grape-kun actually understands that the thing he's looking at is supposed to be a Humboldt penguin. Obviously the legs are human but the chest speckles, the coloration, the overall shape, make Hululu look somewhat like a penguin, right?
I just wanna know what's going on in that bird's brain.
>>156467020
she's probably a godly idol to them.
in a million years the evolved penguins will have written religious books about this very cutout board. myths will be conjured of this.
>>156482715
It probably sees Hululu as a ningenmimi Humboldt penguin.
Then there's that one that keeps walking towards the mountains
>>156482907;_;
>>156480279
Because, like in many developing countries, young people can't afford children, nor do they necessarily want them.
>>156482907
H..He's still going, right?
>>156482715
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLb9EIiSyG8
>>156482907
Don't remind me.May he found his own Hululu.
>>156483071
Fuck that got spooky at the end
>>156469860
penguins are the second species to realize 2D>3D
>>156482907
Why are penguins so relatable?
>>156483026
>that penguin will walk through your yard someday
>>156480365
>>156482966
My god, the internet, or my writing, really needs an official sarcasm font.
>>156482907
ARE YOU JUST GONNA KEEP RUNNING AWAY
So what happens when the promotion ends and Hululu gets removed from the penguin exhibit?
>>156482251
Four greentext lines are not a pasta. Also, pastas are meant for spreading
>>156484300
Is it insanity to seize control of your own destiny?
>>156483469
They're the /ourguys/ of the animal kingdom
>>156472423
>hetero
gross
>>156484148
I'm not running.
>>156467020
dont penguins mate for life? does that mean that he will never get another waifu?
>>156484394
Shoot yourself in the head my friend.
>>156484173
Grape jii-san an hero's to join her.
Radicalized penguins begin attacking soft targets at zoos world-wide.
>>156484481
That means they're the true loyal otakus, not like the seasonal waifu having-humans.
>>156483469
Growing up as the only real land animals where they live, they have no natural fear of most creatures. This allows them to wander around and act like everything is just a curiosity no matter what surrounds them, even a large hunan nearby doesn't phase them. This as a result humanizes them, as there's nothing more human than just doing your own thing and treating everything around you as a harmless curiosity as you wander around. Just like humans can walk around texting on their phone not bothered by all the things going on around them, so can penguins. Any other animal would scurry off or get aggressive. Their nonchalantness makes them feel real.
>>156484173
He will turn his lust towards real women and make the world regret taking away his true waifu
>>156483071
wait, does this mean my cat sees me as a giant cat?
>>156485297
A giant mommy cat.
>>156485297
Cats pretty much see people as really big dumb cats who give them food and stuff IIRC.
>>156486105
>cats see prey animals as little tiny helpless cats that they eat
>>156467020
>Grumpy-jiisan dies.
>Spirit goes to Japan and nests inside the heart of a penguin.
>Said penguin gets the joy of having a waifu.
HE LIVES ON
>>156467020
Yes, but still less than you.
>>156484173
And so began the Great Human-Penguin war.
How the fuck is this show still weaving it's magic?
>>156486476
HE'S NOT DEAD
DELET THIS
>>156467020
>Was he autistic?
No, he is enlightened.
He has realized 2D Nirvana and the inherent emptiness of 3D life as an imperfect living being at the tail-end of his long penguin life, and will be the Waifuism Buddha of penguins.
>>156487170
Is Grape-kun the new face/god of /a/?
>>156482907
He's just going on his adventure because he's the penguin hero that will stop the evil global warming demon that is melting his peoples' ancestral homelands.
He's still fighting. The other penguins sing legends of him.
>>156487151
Dumb frogposter
>>156487251
Humboldt penguins live in warmer climates, though. They aren't snow penguins.
>>156487151
Dumb frogposter.
>>156487070
delete this
>>156487310
>>156487310
We're talking about a different penguin, not Grape-ojiisan.
>>156487379
Guess I should have paid more attention to the reply chain.
>>156483469
There was a great conversation about this in Mawaru Penguindrum. It's because they seem so awkward and have trouble fitting in, and even though they have wings, they can't fly, and hobble around on the ground instead, pushing each other aside and squeezing in among the group. But those few times they go underwater, they're actually really fast and graceful. So you get this occasional glimpse that they're really birds after all.
>>156487346
>they're Chileans
Oh so that's why she's retard moe
>>156487070
Is this selfcest?
>>156484300
>>156482907
Maybe that penguin was just retarded
>>156487730
That's literally what it was.
>>156481667
Even Maid Dragon had reproduction propaganda despite all the pairings being homo
>>156487511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZm6y0ALDCc
>>156487070
When I hovered the mouse I thought this was Hululu being gangraped in front of Grape ojii-san.
>>156474787
>>156475411
I saw two penguins fighting once, it was really one-sided and there was a lot of blood, it was brutal.
>>156467020
Why is his name Grapes? Is it just because he loves grapes?
>>156488984
The purple armband.
>>156486476
>>156487151
>>156487303
>>156487315
Doesn't make sense chronologically. Grape-kun is 20 years old. anime ojisan's last communique was 5 years ago.
>>156489917
He would have disliked Kemono Friends anyway. He was only a fan of the kind of anime that westerners think is acceptable to like for the most part. Ghibli, Shinkai, Oshii, Kon, Sci-Fi, Philosophical. Anything that you could argue was either sophisticated in some way or was well animated or both.
>>156470300
The marketing power of anime never ceases to amaze me. Late night anime is supposed to be a super niche medium.
>>156490097
You can argue that anything is sophisticated in some way. The deciding factor is whether what you're arguing for is dry and tryhard enough to appear that it could be sophisticated to normalfags.
>>156490209
Late night anime crosses over with children's anime a lot, due to how cutesy and full of mascot-esque characters a lot of it is. A lot of people showed Kemono and LWA to their kids last season.
>>156490097
He liked moeshit like Aria.
>>156490341
>moeshit like Aria.
>>156472550
The lady on the right looks like she's reacting to this thread
>>156490302
Kemono Friends is definitely far too unashamedly cute for most westerners to take it seriously.
>>156490341
Aria, the "patricians" CGDCT. Essentially the same as any of the other CGDGT shows but with enough restraint in its outward appeals to cuteness and a gloss of s sci-fi backdrop thats enough to give it an air of sophistication.
It begins
>>156490476
The difference is that Neo Venezia is integral to the story, unlike the other CGDCT where the setting's only a backdrop.
>>156490809
The difference is Aria lets you pretend and maintain the illusion that you are doing something intellectually valid and valuable while watching a cartoon.
>>156490476
>Kemono Friends is definitely far too unashamedly cute for most westerners to take it seriously.
Hold back on that "westerners". I'm sure most people in the East wouldn't take it serioulsy either. But yeah, regardless of their actual content something overbearingly DARK and full of obvious SYMBOLISM like Ghost in the Shell or Perfect Blue is always going to be easier to make an argument of sophistication for than something colourful and straight forward like Kemono to most people.
>Essentially the same as any of the other CGDGT shows
Nah, it's brilliance in creating atmosphere in an idealic setting and emotional character arcs in a story with no driving force or overarching narrative sets it apart.
>>156490908
>Hold back on that "westerners"
Sorry let me clarify when I say westerners I mean westerners who would consider themselves "hardcore otaku" or fans of anime. The same class of people in Japan would definitely unashamedly champion a show like Kemono Friends, or for example Doremi or Precure. Where as their western equivalents would almost always think something like GiTS or Lain or whatever was the pinnacle of anime and even if, they thought a cute show like K-On! or something was good or better would never admit that to anyone.
>>156469939
>>156470812
You're both wrong as well.
>「グレープはお爺ちゃんなので、閉園後はプールに落ちないように網の柵の中に入って貰っています。おそらくその写真は、閉園時間が過ぎた後にお客様が撮られたものだと思います」
>"Grape is an elderly man, so we put him behind net fencing after closing so that he wouldn't fall into the pool. I think that photo was probably taken by a visitor after closing time."
>>156491178
You are responding to posts made 12 hours ago before that interview was published.
>>156491222
Ah fuck, I didn't realise this was an old thread specifically about Grape-san, but thought this was the current KF gene— thread. My bad.
>>156491285
I don't think that interview has actually been posted in this thread at all though or that anyone has actually posted the fact of the matter in this thread. So probably a good thing anyway.
>>156489182
The purple armband is made from grapes?
Why is he so cute?
https://twitter.com/dizzy_ziddy/status/857851192809881600
>>156491372
>they're starting to learn human languages through anime
>soon they'll begin their uprising
>>156491358
Might as well repost it in its entirety then.
https://headlines.yahoo.co.jp/hl?a=20170428-00000012-jct-soci&p=2
>"Just like what everyone's been saying, he has been approaching and staring at the cutout a lot. He was next to the cutout the entire time yesterday (27th), too. He's become a topic of discussion among the zookeepers and we talk a lot about how he's "in front of the cutout again today" and "I wonder how long he's going to be there", etc."
>Other penguins have taken interests in the cutout as well, but "Grape is the only one who has been staring at it for days on end."
>In related news, a photo of Grape and the cutout being separated by netting has been spreading online since the 27th and rife with speculations that "maybe he has been separated because he kept staring at the cutout and wouldn't go anywhere even during meal times". but according to staff,
>"Grape is an elderly man, so we put him behind net fencing after closing so that he wouldn't fall into the pool. I think that photo was probably taken by a visitor after closing time."
>>156490898
I disagree. You always know that you are watching a mindless entertainment, just that the cast isn't stuck doing the same old going to say school classroom or just cafes.
>>156491372
>https://twitter.com/dizzy_ziddy/status/857851192809881600
I don't mean to burst your bubble but I am 99% certain that is the person holding the camera making those noises, not the penguin.
Look up the Humboldt penguin's real cry and you'll notice the difference
>>156467020
I want this penguin to be united with his love.
Isn't he just protecting his territory? Those fucker are really agressive, but no one cares about it when they are in the land because they are slow and kinda retards, but in water is another story, one humboldt penguin attacked me when I was 17 years old, he cut my leg and It was impossible to defend myself or to grab him, they are really fast and agile underwater.
>>156491850
Why were you swimming in Chile?
This is proof that anime will destroy the world.Bring it on.
>>156491896
Maybe that anon is Chilean.
>>156491896
Because I live there, penguins are more territorial than sea lions
HIS NAME IS GRAPE PAULSON
HIS NAME IS GRAPE PAULSON
HIS NAME IS GRAPE PAULSON
HIS NAME IS GRAPE PAULSON
>>156484148
>>156491850
Is that a mouth vagina?
Can I put my dick in there?
>>156491850
>Those fucker are really agressive,
When people think of penguins they only think of the ones in the arctic who don't even know the concept of aggression on land except picking fights over mates.
>>156492326
>Is that a mouth vagina?
No.
>Can I put my dick in there?
Yes, but you won't get it back out.
>>156493261
life is cruel
I do wonder how the would react if they put in multiple cutouts.
>>156493527
Autistic preaching about false saviors
>>156493481
That picture is misinterpreted
The staff will put the whole flock behind the net when the zoo is about to close
So no penguin will be left outside overnight
>>156472423
This is a love more pure then I can imagine. The penguin can't really even biologically fuck her like he could another penguin. The feelings are too pure that it can't dawn on him that the penguin has a sexual attraction to it.
>>156493700
I thought it was just the old ones as they can't swim well so they put them behind the net so they don't fall in and drown overnight.
>>156493873
Not just Grape-kun, the whole flock need to be put behind the net
If one penguin in the flock is drown, it will cause panic and more will follow
This happened before, 7 Hululu in Calgary zoo drowned because of panic
>>156494158
Pengs sure are high maintenance.
>>156493261
Is the fence a metaphor for the dimensional barrier that separates us from our waifu?
Nico has a Grape-kun livestream right now
He's lying down beside Hululu and they even gave him his own mat.
>>156470300
>niwaka
>>156494244
Link so I can see how /ourguy/ is doing.
>>156494314
http://live.nicovideo.jp/watch/lv296877873
It's almost over
>>156484336
In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true that man has no control; even over his own will.
>>156483772
It's called italics
>>156494938
It's nice that Grape-jiisan found true love at the end of his life.
>>156467020
http://goboiano.com/japan-puts-anime-in-zoo-and-penguin-adopts-a-waifu/
>>156495042
Article is false.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxaYKXzDX74
NANODA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vf-eT_TFKh0
> Serval can't defeat snake
That's a tough snake.
>>156487151
Fuck off to reddit
>>156495732
She almost had it, though.
Servals usually can defeat snakes.
>>156495481
He is old and dying, but at least he will die by the side of his love.
>>156480821
Penguins are cute as fuck.
>>156496220
He isn't even dying. He is 20 and his species can live up to 30 in captivity. It's like saying someone who is 50 is dying.
>>156496499
We're all dying
>>156496550
I'm not
>>156496550
I wish death would hurry up.
>>156491815
>>156467020
Is this the purest love?
>>156491850
What were you doing in Antarctica?
>>156491969
>>156488984
>>156494219
I didn't ask for this Deep
>>156479837
when are we going to have an anime that teaches kids how to be fiscally responsible and be good parents?
>>156494974
Delete this. He ain't dying yet.
>>156491700
>Grape is an elderly man, so we put him behind net fencing after closing so that he wouldn't fall into the pool.
Why is this a problem in the least for a penguin, even if he's elderly? Isn't swimming a survival need for them just to be active and healthy?
>>156497001
There had been older penguin that drown brute in zoos.
makes me think how many onii-sans attempt to have relations with their imoutos when oreimo aired
>>156496946
It's better to accept reality, anon.
>>156497055
>up to 30 years in zoos
Learn to read, Arai-san
Grape-ojiisan is roughly in his 60's in human years; unless he's particularly unhealthy, he has a fair shot of outliving Kemono Friends enough that the zookepers take away his Hululu cutout.
>>156497040
He doesn't deal with 3DPD (3D Penguins Disgusting)
>>156497114
I forgot to omit that.
I wanted to make that anon feel bad. Guess I'm a Friend that's good at failing.
Guys, want to go on a safari together? Starts in one hour.
https://youtu.be/hStF6OVFo5Y
Things can get wild though, I have seen a few friends get ripped to shreds.
>>156497291
or a shitting leopard
>>156470812
Don't give me the fake news then anon.
Is this the true story?
>>156472423
>>156497318
Don't forget leopards sitting in trees
>>156467020
>>156487070
arrest him!
>>156497114
Can we make a petition that grape ojisan gets to keep his cutout?
>>156497783
>idolfags
>>156497792
would need a kickstarter to pay for fees of using kemono friends ip
>>156497908
Would the company that owns the kemono friends really be that much of a jew in regards to cutting a deal over the cut out?
>>156497792
Whats with the west and their silly petitions
>>156473261
She's undeveloped, Anon.
>>156498132
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slacktivism
>>156480208
she looks worried
>>156480821
>>156482907
;_;
Why is he wearing a skirt?
>>156499067
He's a degenerate show-off.
>>156499067
kujaku is a GIRL! a GIRL!
>>156499177
>feathers of a peacock
>girl
kek
>>156499283
I wonder if the animals at japari park were all girls initially, or if males turned into cute females after coming into contact with Sandstar. Perhaps Serval-chan is actually a male Serval?
>>156494259
>>>/2012/
>>156499361
can girls be this fluffly ?
>>156499419
Is that word out of fashion now?
>>156494158
woah, i live in calgary. i don't remember that, but i remember when they had stingrays you could pet and they all died
>>156499361
Moose and Lion may have been male animals. Moose's hair looks like antlers and Lion's resembles a mane.
Japari Live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hStF6OVFo5Y
>>156499585
Seriously delete this.
>>156499585
>that one penguin that's traumatized and looks like it's saying "uh guys stop this" and keeps saying it after they leave
>>156499283
I was around them for a while, fuckers are annoying as shit. Their call sounds like, I shit you not, a woman crying 'HELP!'
>>156499598
>implying you wouldn't be a horned shoebill
the girl is a qt
>>156499734
they sound like "rachael" to m
>>156467020
Can't wait for it to get NTR'd
>>156499598
ELEPHANTS
>>156467020
I wonder if season 2 will have good graphics
>>156496887
usagi drop, papakiki
>>156474787
Grape will fail due to his old age, The young penguins will easily sweep past him to get to his waifu. And for a time that is how it will be.
However, Grape can't stand this life without his waifu and seeing young other penguins toying with the girl he dedicated his final days to. He knows she wants him as much as he needs her. So he in his jealous anger he strikes back, he fights with the vigor of a 2 year old penguin in it's prime, killing his siblings with his deadly sharp beak. Some try to run, but he is swift. They took his waifu and used her as a sex object, and he demands payment for their sins.
Sadly his old decrepit body can't withstand his adrenaline fueled, anger induced rage. It breaks down as he is killing all that is left in his way. As he walks up to his waifu at last, his body collapses, the wounds he received were too much and he passes into the abyss, with one fin on his waifu lamenting over his body.
>>156499361
Some are males, like emperor. But sandstar end result is girl
>>156500286
This is the single most autistic post that anyone has ever made. Omedetou.
>>156472423
>race mixing
Wew
>>156495732
The hilarious moment that the cerulean fight theme kicked in.
We need more animal documentary footage put with Kemono Friends audio, it's just priceless.
I'm just fucking amazed that Chihuahuas are credited to pull the same stunt that Serval tried to do.
Never watched this
Where are the /giraffe/ friends @
>>156482907
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Y-hfG-6OFA
>>156500286
You guys are cool, don't come to Japari Park tomorrow.
Can you imagine what would happen if the zoo put a screen and projected the kemono friends anime so grape-kun can watch his waifu animated and all?
>>156500383
Thanks anon, that means a lot.
>>156500518
This is a giraffe (Friend).
She's a very clever detective.
>>156499956
>Dude, let me in I'm a friend!
>Don't you believe in friendship?
>>156496818
Those types of penguins don't live on snow places, they live on warm coasts
t.chilean
>>156501613
>chile
>warm
Are you?
>>156501832
Only the sur and during winter is cold, man
>>156501832
Warm as not subzero degrees
>>156490209
Its not niche at all.
Late night anime has more minutes produced than daytime anime, which means its more mainstream.
Indeed, a slice of teenagers and young adults worldwide is a far larger audience than the entirety of Japanese children
>>156500286
Fade to black, roll credits...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAA9OYEyK0g
>>156482907
.... but why?
>>156502521
>Late night anime has more minutes produced than daytime anime, which means its more mainstream.
That doesn't make any sense at all. More production does not equal greater number of consumers. You notice how Kemono Friends never gets into the top 10 for TV ratings and pretty much always the top 10 for anime is daytime stuff?
>>156503410
>>156472423
>>156470156
>>156467020
Is this affection or is the penguin just being territorial and keeping an eye on this unknown creature and having the mother of all staring matches?
>>156503780
Yes
>Kemono Friends saving zoos
>Penguin chooses waifu over 3D
>Even animals know 2D>3D
When will 3DPD learn that they will always be inferior
those pinguins are agressive as fuck, seriously if you see one you've to run because they bite your legs
t. Chilean
>>156503856
Penguin waiting warmly for death while admiring his beautiful 2D waifu. I bet he even shitposts on /a/.
>>156482907
Do you think he found what he was looking for?
Is he still at it?
>>156503780
It's clear he's not scared of the cutout, some think he sees her as a possible food source, that he thinks that if he waits by her long enough she'll feed him.
But really
>>156503706
Is the biggest answer.
No one knows why he's so attached to her, some of the other Penguins like hanging around her too but only he stays that close to her at all times.
>>156503898
I'm sure he did, anon.
I'm sure he did.
>>156491516
It's already happening with other species too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sKfAwP33dwQ
>>156503898
>heading towards a mountain range in Antarctica
No. The shoggoth's probably ate him.
>>156503898
maybe he found his alien waifu under the ice
>>156503967
Guess all of us should start walking towards a mountain range.
>>156503898
He knows things we don't know.
>>156504253
He has consumed too much Madman's knowledge
>>156504194
In a little while WW3 will kick off so yeah, that's probably a good idea.
>>156499067
They're truly majestic, and fuck you guys reading through this thread and with the constant stream of KF stuff I might get meme'd on watching this show.
>>156504063
Tekeli-li! Tekeli-li!
>>156486530
And the rise of the Penguin Empire...
Climate change angered them.
The kidnapping of Penguins drove them to plan.
But then we took their waifus... and
ALL
BETS
ARE
OFF
Coming soon 2018... UPRISING OF THE PLANET OF THE PENGUINS
how come KF threads are inhibited by the chillest guys on /a/?
like, whenever visiting any other thread it feels like i went back to a place that is actually being littered with newfags from /pol/
>>156504371
watch it
>>156503925
I'd argue that he's just really bored from having spent 20 years in the zoo and he's already stared at everything else. The cutout is new so he's staring at it instead.
>>156504844
What type of thinking is that?
I'm no /pol/ guy, but I am pretty conservative.
>>156499538
Some female lions grow manes.
>>156504886
Japari park is a stable community where all the needs are provided by the Lucky Beasts.
There aren't any internal struggles or issues that really divide the community up unlike in the real world.
The closest they got to such a thing was episode six and it was clear that the only one who was really into it was Moose and Lion's guards and they were able to settle their differences with just a simple game.
>>156504844
i noticed that whenever someone posts the transformed in-game bossus or borderline-furry artwork that people dont get nearly as upset as they would in another threads. and no ideologyposting regarding the high amount of subtle homosexuality in the show
>>156504844
>have to defend yourself ceruleans.
>the individual is responsible for their own survival and not the collective
>everyone recognizes the innate differences between individuals
>government stays out of the lives of the friends almost completely
Sounds like /pol/ paradise to me.
>>156505203
Exactly, there is no need for a /pol/ in Japari park because they'd have nothing to complain about.
>>156504525
because it promotes acceptance despite differences in its essence, and /pol/ is allergic to the power of friendship
>>156488056
you just contradicted yourself, there was nothing of the sort in Maid Dragon
>>156488056
Yuri babies will make Japan great again!
Penguins are always doing this shit, between this and running towards mountains they'll never reach
>>156498204
back to >>>/co/
>>156493261
ペンギン、「けもフレ」キャラに恋 東武動物公園グレープが「かわいすぎる」
http://news.livedoor.com/article/detail/12998847/
「グレープはお爺ちゃんなので、閉園後はプールに落ちないように網の柵の中に入って貰っています。
おそらくその写真は、閉園時間が過ぎた後にお客様が撮られたものだと思います」
Because the grapes are very old. After the zoo close, he puts it in the net fence so that he does not fall into the pool.
Probably the picture is taken by the customer after the closing time has passed.
>>156505719
I imagine /ak/ and /pol/ probably crossover a bit. I see quite a lot of people into Garupan who are also into Kemono Friends too.
>>156491366
because grapes are purple
>>156505203
Everyone in Kemono Friend is a Friend.
Every animal understands what they are and what they're place is.
Friends are free to practice Altruistic jobs such as the ferry services, the maintenance of the springs, the lodge, and even have an anti-Cerulean Militia in the form of the Hunters.
Their society, for what it is, is organized in a way that allows each animal to play to their strength and there's no outside force holding them back from reaching their full potential, aside from the Ceruleans.
So yeah that's a pretty nice society, who wouldn't want to live there?
>>156505925
>>So yeah that's a pretty nice society, who wouldn't want to live there?
Anyone that enjoys imposing their will onto other people?
>>156504525
I kind of like the fan stuff at least, more than the shoe, I can't stand 3D shit even though I gave it a go for two episodes, fan art is nice to look at though
>>156486336
Mate, cats are probably the only other animals that hunt for fun.
Penguins have knees, like other birds, inside their body. Since they are wobbling around while they are walking I never thought about it before.
>>156508422
So when they're wobbling around they're just squating? Squalking?
>>156467020
I finally understand how her hair works. It's literally a penguin sitting on her and covering her with his wings.
>>156508558
they are literally walking inside their own interiors
>>156508573
oh
OH
>>156508422
That's hideous.
>>156508573
OH SHIT
>>156508573
wow
https://twitter.com/korindo/status/858152020275900417
>>156508573
AHHHHHHH
>>156508711
Don't give more japariman to that prairie dog
>>156505719
Kill yourself, cancer.
/pol/ is another big bad thing that happened to 4chan.
>>156470300
I have no mouth and I must scream
>>156505925
You forgot to mention the japaribun welfare system
>>156498738
I will commend your for your effort.
>>156491735
>>156490898
Aria is not mindless entertainment. Stop thinking that just because it's 2d it's mindless or has no dignity.
>>156482715
It's like how cats think we're also cats, but just really weird looking and oversized
>>156482907
TEKELI-LI
>I'm literally empathizing with a penguin.
Dammit, /a/.
>>156467020
DAMN YOU KADOKAWA
What do animals do when it rains?
>>156482715
>This reminds me of my old dog who was smart enough to recognize when a cartoon dog on TV was supposed to be a real dog, and she'd bark at it. I remember trying to figure out what the threshold was for having her think a fictional dog was a real one, and badly drawing a dog in MS Paint on my computer and then moving it around with the Move tool to simulate motion, at which point she started barking at it.
You're a true scientist. Almost. Did you check whether it merely barked at moving objects?
>be dumb mindless animal
>unfamiliar object enters your territory
>watch it carefully to see if it's a threat
>crazy humans attribute your behavior to falling in love with the object, which is apparently supposed to be a human penguin
>>156510725
>watch it carefully to see if it's a threat for days long after your other penguin pals stopped caring about it
>sing to it to scare it off
>ignore meals to watch it in case it does something
Grape-kun really is tsundere.
>>156510725
>be lonely old animal
>suddenly, a beautiful creature arrives
>unlike the other pengiuns, she doesn't walk away from you
>she must love you, as you love her
>spend as much time as you can with her, your true love
>asshole with no ROMANCE in his heart attributes it to some other bullshit
>>156482907
AT THE MOUNTAINS OF MADNESS
>>156510446
I empathise with this penguin every day
https://youtu.be/zWH_9VRWn8Y
>>156482907
>He fell for You can climb that mountain meme
Tip Top Kek m8
>>156467020
is there such thing as insanity in penguins?
>>156510654
Take a shower?
https://youtu.be/eStXV_TYFFw
What will Grape-kun do when they remove the cutout?
>>156511449
What would you do if you spent your life locked in a cage, had your captors provide you with the love of your life, only to tear her away again when you finally thought there was some good left in the world?
>>156511495
Did... did he died?
>>156511549
Yeah, they found his suicide note this morning.
I know nothing about birds but from youtube videos, I am going to assume Grape-kun recognizes her through the colour schemes and assume she's a weird penguin
>>156511628
I bet he jumped into the polar bear pit. That's how I'd do it.
>>156510679
>You're a true scientist. Almost. Did you check whether it merely barked at moving objects?
She was always in the living room with the family while we were watching TV. She'd only take notice of the TV if an animal was on screen, and if it was a dog she'd start barking at it and get really excited. She also loved watching Lady and the Tramp. Regardless whether it was exclusive to dogs or not, she at least knew when she saw a quadripedal animal on TV and seemed to at least be able to distinguish between dogs and horses. It's not like we sat there watching Animal Planet and running a bunch of tests.
Is it so hard to believe that animals can recognize members of their own species?
>>156484735
underrated
>>156511138
Kill yourself.
And we're not laughing at him, we're appreciating him.
>>156511748
I recall watching Animal Planet with lions wrestling each other. Our two cats were also watching, and during the commercial break they started wrestling each other in the same way as the lions had.
Is it too much to ask for a Grape-kun cameo in KF?
>>156512237
My cat bullied my other one when they were younger and now she hisses at him every time he enters the same room.
>>156512294
Your cat is a pussy.
>>156503898
He found love.
>>156511285
Say that one more time, bitch boy.
>out of all the PIIIIIPOOOOPUUUUUUUs it could've fallen in love with, it chose the most retarded one
>>156504439
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0e5oMeLCL4A
tfw your favorite anime ends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWH_9VRWn8Y
>>156504525
No animationfags, no plotfags. Just friends.
>>156513342
>no plotfags
That's just plain wrong.
Speculations was one of the main reasons the show managed to hook people early on, and the producer even thanked the jap plotfags on twitter in one of the interviews for being so active about it.
>>156513438
That's what bronies think when they ponyfy something
Anime girl-centric shows also started off marketed for little girls right
>>156513472
This shit is a solid 6/10 but it really is just babbies first visual cues the anime, proof the stupid normalfags japanese social media caught on it like a wildfire. No wonder shit like this made them excited, they have been wallowing in pandering shit for years.
Grape-kun has proved that 2D enlightenment is not restrained by intelligence or species.
If you are still interested in 3d then you literally have less spiritual development than animals.
>>156513209
>>156511343
This isn't insanity, it's love.
Fururu~
>>156513597
Visually japanese and eastern asian movies are miles ahead of anything america does and did for the past 35+ years.
Try to actually watch something that's not anime once in a while.
>>156513209
what was his endgame
>Humans are extinct
Well this show just went dark
meanwhile, in Arai-san's cage...
>>156514364
>Modern Jap movies
>better visuals than western movies
Surely you jest.
>>156514364
doesn't everybody just outsource to korea anyway?
>>156514475
>>156514445
>>Humans are extinct
>This show just went dark
I dunno mate, that sounds pretty good to me.
>>156514485
The implication of "try to watch something that's not anime" is that I am talking about live actions.
And even if I was talking about animation, outsourcing is simply the grunt work.
>>156514445
>went dark
Confirmed for having not even watched the show. It never gets dark.
>>156514505
The 3D after that scene is hideous. So is the 'atomic breath hitting heli' scene.
>>156514682
I dunno man, Wolf's stories were pretty spooky.
>>156514485
>doesn't everybody just outsource to korea anyway?
No.
>>156514711
I'll give you that. Shin Godzilla had some of the best and worst CG I've seen in a Japanese movie as of recently. Sometimes it looks great, sometimes it's janky as hell like when he walked after the atomic breath, Kamata-kun's transformation, and the daytime back laser scene.
>>156467020
That's just a waifufag
>>156509131
All friends are beautiful at every size.
>>156514445
>humans are over
>instead there are sentient beings that are way nicer than any human
Sounds pretty optimistic to me.
>>156514722
They're only spooky becausethey're partially true.
>>156511495
Punished Grape
a penguin denied his waifu
>>156515094
>species traitor
why don't you go fuck a dolphin
>>156515618
Honestly, dolphins feel the best.
>>156515094
And death**
>>156511343
Insanity? Have you looked at this image carefully, anon? At his face? It's love, in point of fact, something a good deal more dangerous.
>>156487346
la wea
>>156508573
All the birds are like this I believe
>>156515729
Spanish speakers need to be banned from 4chan
>>156497205
>Guess I'm a Friend that's good at failing.
Aren't we all?
>>156508558
They are the ultimate form of slavness
>>156515979
la wea
>This thread
>>156511285
git out
>>156516573
MLP is anime
>>156508422
>>156508558
>>156516007
This explains why Penguins of Madagascar are so popular in slavic countries.
>>156514485
Reminder that 2ch estimate is as low as $20,000 to $32,000 per episode of Kemono Friends (average is 45k to 75k per episode)
>>156516632
kill yourself
>>156516573
I'm amazed by your autism and persistence in trying to force these meme.
>>156516860
He thinks about Lauren Faust every single day.
>>156503898
He found death.
>>156517768
>It's a socialist paradise, 'From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs.'
It's even got a universal basic income through the Japari buns.
>>156481667
they're trying
>>156508711
Is that actually ZUN?
http://goboiano.com/japan-puts-anime-in-zoo-and-penguin-adopts-a-waifu/
>>156518423
That's his twitter handle. You didn't know?
Yes, that's actually ZUN with Hiroshimoot
>>156517768When assholes show up to beat you with a bike lock you better be able to fight back and know their names: where no quarter is given expect none in return.
>>156511271
>tfw chasing mountains for the entirety of my life
Every hope I have left isn't much more than that this penguin survived his journey.
>>156518547
I recognized it but I wasn't sure if it was really ZUN or just someone who likes to pretend he's ZUN.
someone call Werner Herzog
>>156506554
Dolphins, too. In fact they dont even hunt sometimes. They'll just kill other whale species every so often for shits and giggles, far as we can tell
>>156519484
> no wealth is redistributed
Because they don't have a concept of wealth.
> Private property rights are respected
They don't even have a concept of private property to respect. The Friends live wherever they feel like.
> the state has no control over Friends' lives
Incorrect. Friends are barred from accessing the Sandstar volcano without permission from the owls, and there may well be other rules we are unaware of (though most Friends likely never get into situations where they would violate them given the small number of Friends on the island in comparison to its size, which is also the reason they haven't developed a more complex society).
>>156519992
>Because they don't have a concept of wealth.
Wow, a friend that didn't watch Kohan!
>>156519284
Don't forget that they like beating porpoises to death for fun. Or the times orca packs kill whale babies for sport. Or the dolphin on dolphin 'gang rapes' and infant 'ransom kidnapping'. Dolphins can be real dicks.
>>156518547
Isn't the admin supposed to be busy? This is puzzling.
>>156521385
>Isn't the admin supposed to be busy
What makes you believe he gives a shit about us or the site?
>>156519484
>It actually isn't, no wealth is redistributed. Private property rights are respected and the state has no control over Friends' lives. Lucky Beasts provide social services from their own resources and the one and only law enforced by Lucky Beasts is "no harming guests". Which, if we're still stretching this political metaphor our, is a pretty unique rule for a community given they're allowed to do pretty much whatever they want to each other.
Economically the park is pretty much a post scarcity socialism with a bit of naturally occurring barter system on the side.
All basic needs appear to be taken care of by the lucky beasts which are the closest thing to a legitimate governing system left on the island since the humans departed (the next closest are the Owls but they don't seem to do much actual governing). There's no currency system in place, the only "businesses" we see don't charge anything and provide goods and services for free. There is some concept of property ownership as seen with the tickets to the penguins' shows and the beaver having to barter with the owls for materials but any transactions are done through the rudimentary bartering as mentioned above with no set system in place.
>>156521385
Busy with what? You don't think he moderates the threads himself, right?
>>156514505
Shin is hit or miss, some of it looks fantastic some of it looks awful. Besides it's literally the only example. Most Jap movies are terrible.
Dolphins
>Assholes
>showoffs
>Sexual degenerates
>Will rape anything if given the chance
Penguins
>Chill
>Lovable
>Enlightened to understand the beauty of 2D
>Don't rape
How can mammals even compete?
>>156522261
>Don't rape
You mean
>Gets raped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwkaqNFp530
>>156522261
>Don't rape
I wouldn't be so sure
>>156522370
DELETE
Will he get a cameo in Kemono Friends S2?
>>156522647
That's Gentoo, anon.
>>156522261
>How can mammals even compete?
>used a fish as an example
>>156522370
YAMEROOO
>>156523123
Dolphins are mammals... not fish...
>>156505719
>This is very wrong, there are far more /pol/ people here than you realize, the majority just stay quiet about it
And how do you know this if they stay quiet?
>>156522370
Can I get this in Kemeno Friend form?
>>156508711
Is ZUN ever not drinking?
>>156521385
Hiroyuki does whatever he wants
You should read his movie reviews, they're low-key shitposting
>>156524869
ZUN won't abandon his friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o-blz2ghKOU
> Beaches are made of parrotfish poop
I blame these threads for making me learn stuff like this.
>>156526110
>/pol/ reporting in
Most people who've been here long enough already know that it's usually Reddit and other normalfags who try to take shit outside their home board.
>>156525958
litterally everything comes from poop in some manner. Your vegetables grow in poop, your meat has consumed grass that came from poop. You have poop inside you, it will come out then float somewhere and disintegrate with everyone elses poop where particles become meals for germs that feed bigger germs that feed plants that feed bugs that feed fish that feeds you at some point again. it's the circle of life man
>>156525958
Holy shit I didn't know such a stupid looking fish existed
>>156498922
>>156490898
>intellectually valid and valuable
Nigger, I'm watching Aria for fucks sake. I don't watch it to feel smarter you stupid fuck, I watch it because it has great atmosphere.
Jesus christ, when did people on this board get THIS fucking dumb and pretentious?
>>156467020
>homosexuals love to use examples of gay penguins to justify being gay since it's 'natural'
>I can finally do the same with my waifuism
>>156527102
Forgot one little detail...
>>156527326
>>156527102
That's an Adelie penguin.
>>156514459
L-lewd
Should I watch this show?
>>156528726
Do you like fun?
>>156528726
Do you like light-hearted cute shows?
>>156528726
Do you like post-apocalyptic tragedies?
>>156528726
The first minute is going to disappoint you and make you question /a/s taste.
>>156528726
I started it yesterday, it's surprisingly decent.
I wish I watched it with /a/, though, to see reactions over stuff like Kaban putting together the bus.
>>156528726
No.
>>156528726
No, it's shit. Japan only likes it as a joke.
>>156528726
I don't know.
>>156528893
That's where I went "yeah, fuck this" and dropped it, only to pick it up again after the show ended.
I'll regret this for the rest of my life.
>>156528879
>tragedy
Let's not.
>>156528893
I thought it was fine, then again I was in a chilled mood anyway. I guess if you go into it with expectations you'll react differently.
>>156528726
If you have to ask, then the answer is no.
>>156479940
So you'd rather have these animals, alot of them endangered to go extinct?
So sandstar turns animals who touch it into human animal girls, presumably even if they had originally been male. What happens if a human touches it? Would a human dude turn into a girl?
>>156531878
I hope so.
>>156531878
Humans are animals so most likely it would turn that person into a Kaban in body but with a different personality than their originals and from the Kaban we know.
>>156467020
literal Fake news
>>156531979
Bunny Bag is cute.
>>156531878
Why are you posting if you didn't watch the show?
>>156532203
Bags Bunny?
>>156531979
I want to be turned into a Kaban
>>156467020
Thou shall not speak ill of /ourguy/.
>>156522370
The seagull that sits in the front never fails to make me laugh.
>>156503898
What was his fucking problem?
>>156498738
Why did I save this picture.
>>156527102
>>156527326What was the detail though
>>156536863
Are you blind?
>>156536923
I must be blind too, anon, I see Hululu in both images if that's what you mean. Or I'm getting rused.
>>156536923
Apparently because I compared both of the pictures and didn't see shit.
>>156536863
I made a gif to flash the two images but they look identical, he might written in some metadata or something as the one image is 1 kb larger than the other.
>>156537398
>>156537374
nvm there's a red pixel on the penguin's arm, implying that it's the one from the zoo.
How long till a doujin where he gets cucked
>>156537398
>I made a gif to flash the two images but they look identical
That's some real dedication
>>156487346
CHI
>>156511203
fucking normies
they will never understand
>>156467020
>people pay to see him doing this
It's like people paying to see an otaku sitting in his room staring at an anime poster.
>>156538424
It'd more be like watching a NEET post on 2chan with useful life advice instead of being a bitter loser.
>>156538424
People pay for the whole zoo, anon.
>>156481667
>>156529598
This made me laugh more than it should have.
>>156503898
He found peace
>>156481667
Yeah I'm with you
>>156512742
>>156517290
>>156539336
Which one is it
>that one penguin that was saved and nursed back to health by some guy, and every year that penguin swims miles and miles and miles from his home to come back to that guy
>>156542130
Why not all three?
>>156504981
penguins confirmed as narutofags
>>156505056
Not only that, but the fights seemed more like a bunch of children fucking around trying to get "the good spot" in the playground. Once they actually duked it out with each other, whatever griefs they had fizzled out and they started playing other games.
>>156542160
source?
>>156467020
Just for Grape-kun I'll give Kemono Friends another chance.
>>156524139Just look at the animeright on /pol/ and on twitter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltEKctw4FZY
Look at all dem raccoons
>>156542736
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/meet-dindim-the-penguin-who-returns-to-his-human-soulmate-every-year-a6917621.html
>>156542812
I'd rather not throw up.
>>156542855
So many Arai-sans nanoda.
How do you think Grape-kun would react if he saw a Hululu cosplayer?
>>156542700
>>156542857
>He doesn't enjoy awooposting
Get a load of this tasteless pleb
>>156543186
I enjoy it with other 2hu fans, not normalfags who got here from twitter a year ago.
>>156543186
Momiji was tainted by /pol/fags
>>156543288
>>156543460
These. Normalfags ruin everything, awoo and sadfrog are good recent examples, real world activism and other bullshit is something that should have no place on the interwebs, I come here to get away from that shit.
>>156467020
not as autistic as you lmao
>>156505624
There was this scene that only contained a poster that said "families are better with three people"