What was this reaction to "excalibur"?

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>>156457430
Konosuba thread? Konosuba thread.

This was just completely inappropriate and right where I dropped the show. You do NOT make fun of a man's genitals.

>>156457985

Was it a mocking smirk, or was she [spoiler ]somewhat pleased?

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>>156457985
OP there was no need to reply to your own thread just to drop that meme

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>>156458295

Wasn't me. I can't read if she's laughing or happy because animu faces.

>>156457430
She's laughing at the pathetic fools who have sacrificed their foreskins to the desert god.

>>156457985
You can just ask your mom to apologise, you know.

>>156458357
She's laughing because his dick is ridiculously small.

>>156458504

Unless it's a baby dick they're all relatively small before the blood starts pumping though.

>>156458608
My...mine is 5 inches before i get aroused..
is that small?

>>156458608
Well, Aqua is not very smart. She probably doesn't have that knowledge.

>>156457430
A plot to make sure everyone with a micropenis would show themselves by getting butt hurt about it.

>>156458629

You measure it when it isn't erect?

>>156458695

Does it indicate some sort of defect that I can't distinguish those expressions from one another.

>>156458691

So does that mean she's never seen a penis, or just never seen a non-erect penis?

>>156458691
Most women don't know that

>>156458629
You're supposed to measure when it's in boner mode you idiot. Still, 5 inches flacid is pretty shit

>>156458771

It's not that bad anon, it's actually pretty big for a flaccid dick.

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>>156457430

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>>156457985
>Kazuma belittles Aqua's womanly charms
Perfectly fine
>Aqua smirks at Kazuma's penis
This is an outrage

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I want Aqua to watch me jerk off.

>>156460190

At some point she'd get bored of waiting and offer to help.

I dunno, Megumin dubbed it "excalibur" so she must have been impressed, but Aqua doesn't seem to be.

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>>156461084
Fine with me, I wouldn't mind having my dick touched by a goddess.

>>156461812
Megumin is unfamiliar with dicks

>>156461812
Thats because Megumin wants to be the rock it's sheathed in

>>156463056
She wants to carried around the house like a sheath.

>>156457985
10/10 pasta

>>156457430 yes

>>156460074
Aqua would make a great dog.

>>156460074
>she acts unwomanly
>gets called out on it
>his towel drops by accident
>he gets ridiculed for no reason

context matters, faglord

>>156461812
Excalibur could only be wielded by one person.

>>156465122
>Actually getting THIS upset

Small dick detected

>>156465122
The context is his dicklet.

What if she was laughing at something else? Like, too much hair down there.

I don't know, Megumin and Darkness seemed impressed when they saw Kazuma's dick.

>>156458771
Oh...that?
It's 9.25 inches in length but 6 inches in girth.

>>156465319
Because they aren't sluts who have seen over 10,000 cocks.

>>156461812
>so she must have been impressed
That makes no sense in context. Go look up irony.

>>156465319
>seemed impressed when they saw Kazuma's cock
When did they see it?

>>156466400
When Megumeme pulled the pants down on his corpse.

>>156457430
I hope he wasn't erect, otherwise megumin is gonna eventually ntr him in search of a real explosion