Boruto thread

Chouchou is disgusting

>No Sarada/Boruto kiss
>episode wasn't even about them
Fuck this gay ass show.

>>156421204
She's literally best girl

>>156421204
Bad taste.

>>156420930
Who's the chuuni on the left?

Just making list of something I was thinking about in the last thread

[Confirmed teams]

Team Konohamaru
Boruto, Sarada, Mitsuki

Team Moegi
Shikadai, Inojin, ChouChou

Team (???) [Sand Ninja]
Shinki, Yodo, Araya

Team (???) [Cloud Ninja]
Yurui, Tarui, Toroi


[Potential and unconfirmed teams]

Team Udon
Denki, Iwabe, Sumire

Team Rock Lee [From the movie but may be retconned]
Metal Lee, ? , ?

Team (???)
Namida, Cat girl, ?


[Young leaf ninja that don't attend the academy]

Shin(s), Himawari, Kawaki (?)

>>156421605
The most popular background character with no lines in a shounen series.

>>156422606
I can't tell which thread we are using so I am just posting in this and >>156420670 at the same time.

>>156421204
Gay

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>>156421204

Say that to my face white boy, see what happens

>>156421605

Hex girl

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>>156421605
She apparently has some sort of endgame but it hasn't been determined yet.

>>156420930
>contract with frogs
Fuck this little shit, he should've gone with monkeys.

>>156420930

I wish Konohamaru was the protagonist, but he'll be a lowly forgotten shinobi

>>156422886
Sasuke had falcons and snakes. U can have more then one contract

>>156422886
Naruto needed a direct student to pass the Hokage title to keep it in their close circle of nepotism.

>>156422959
Even though he's team 7's sensei. He'll be fine anon kun

>>156420930
>>156422606
>>156422656
>9anime

Fuck off Narutards

>>156420930
Konohamaru = Kakashi
Sasuke = Jairiya
Naruto = Tsunade

inb4 Konohamaru is the leap hokage before Sarada is of age just like Kakashi.

Let's assume for a moment that Kakashi has adamantly declined to become Hokage after the war. Who would you nominate to the position of 6th instead and why?

>>156420930
Mitsuki is best boy though

>>156423045
May as well have put Naruto right then and there.
Why did they take like 12 years to prepare him for the job, sure it's a lot of paperwork and shit but Gaara went from being the town monster to its Kazekage within 3 years.

>>156421204
It would be nice to see Shikadai or Inojin on Boruto's team instead of Sarada since she's boring as fuck

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>>156422886
He had to recreate Naruto's dramatic entrance for the students. OP image is the result.

>>156423097
Anyone would take Kakashi over Naruto

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>>156421204

>>156423045
Shikamaru, because he's the smartest person in the village and already doing a lot of top level work.

>>156422972

Only Amegakure didn't have that bs.

>>156423637
Because Amegakure was a garbage village. They only had two leaders we know of and it was a simple exchange of one tyrant for another.

>>156423045
orochimaru. stronger than tsunade and confirmed good guy/ally after the war

>>156422866
We need her name soon

>>156421204
go to your failing thread and stay there.

Anyone know what day the new manga chapter is dropping next month?

>>156423637
At least the leaf village tries to pretend it doesn't by swapping the title between students and shit, in Suna they outright call it a monarchy and had a whole story thing about them being worried that Shikamaru and Temari's son challenging Gaara for the Kazekage throne.

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why is the Class rep always a nervous wreck?

>>156424288
May 8th.

>>156424342
So many young sexy ninja boys and so little time.

They should just cancel the Boruto manga. The anime is already superior in every way.

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>>156424342

>>156424341

Where did this appeared?

Very underwhelmed by this episode

Sarada is so obviously gonna get powercreep'd

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>>156424366

Class rep is pure.

>>156424506
Pure pragmatist. Everyone was dying but that bitch got the fucking flag

>>156424465
It was one of those short novel stories that take place between the end of the war and the new generation.
Had a whole thing about Gaara needing an heir so Temari's Leaf kid cant claim Kazekage, Gaara spilling his spaghetti on a date and wondering what would Naruto do, and other shit.

>>156424506
I want to like her but like every other anime only character she looks super out of place compared to the characters Kishimoto designed.

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>>156423961
She might have had a speaking part when running up to Konohamaru. Some of the names were apparently listed earlier but only one was attributed to a specific character. Could have a runemaster verify these.

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Wet Namida is thick.

>>156424485
Not with her eyehax.

Salty it wasn't a 1v1, but I guess that's what BNHA is for in a couple of weeks.

>>156424540

Name or link so i can read it?

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>>156424543
Her design is like the least ninja looking out of her class. It's like she's a civilian who got lost into the wrong class and has been bluffing her way this whole time.

>>156424640
She looks out of place even with the civilians.

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>>156424543

she's cute as fuck and I kinda like her outfit,
but that 1 note personailty is kinda boring.

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>>156421204

don't come crying back when she uses slimfast jutsu

>>156424341
That actually sounds kind of awesome. And to be honest. Gaara grooming him to be the next in line after him seems like a cool as fuck side story.

Damn. Shikadai's squad seems like they're going to be the team to beat in terms of popularity and cool points. Can you imagine them as cool (bleach when it was still cool) tier teens with attitudes?

Boruto is an annoying chuuni cunt, Sarada is just Sakura 2.0 not as cunty since she has a friend edition and Mika(sp?) he's just there for fujo shlickings and seems lame assed before he even opens his mouth.

Boruto is reminding me a lot of Korra.... not a good sign.

>>156424640
>It's like she's a civilian who got lost into the wrong class and has been bluffing her way this whole time.
Well ninja school isn't a ninja school anymore it is now just regular school with ninja class.

>>156424640
I would not have known the artist of this work, had he not placed it on the image 4 times.

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>>156424682
She´s freaking cute and PURE!!!!

>>156424709

Korra went to shit one the 4th episode where she goes full whore for Mako.

Bort's series has better potential.

>>156424543
>>156424640
Maybe her outfit will make sense when we see her backstory.

>>156424684
>Chou chou becomes naruto brand yoruichi

My cycloptic eye will weep tears of joy.

This anime is so fucking shit. Original wasn't even that good, and it was still 10 times better. I'm so angry, they could have done so much better.

>>156424738
Well it's how the writing doesn't seem to point out how much of a cunt Bort is.

This episode we're supposed to think he's a decent bloke because he stopped to save Chocho?

Er, sure, but Chocho was only in danger because of his fuck up. His needless, needless fuck up

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>>156424640

hairstyle reminds me a bit of Nemu

>>156421204
Holy fuck, kill yourself.

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>>156424750
I bet she wears purple underwear and has a purple bedroom.

>>156424733
>>156424682
>Hinata 2.0
I already hate her

>>156424640

their world is getting modernized so more people are dressing more like civvies instead of waking up and showering in their combat clothes

>>156424781
I was expecting Uraraka vs Bakugou, I might have set my expectations too high.

Still they could have at least had Sarada and Boruto skirmish a bit, instead of chuck a few kunai at each other. Kunai is always the lamest shit.

>>156424540
Didn't Gaara's date end up being an assassin? I recall some shit going down there and both Suna and him just sort of forgot about the whole Kazekage lineage thing afterwards.

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>>156424640
She reminds me of pic related.

>>156424834
No they were both attacked by an assassin who Gaara killed.

>>156424787
The show doesn't have to point it out. It's readily apparent to everyone who's watching.

Ever wonder why Sarada really doesn't actually say or do anything? They're terrified of people thinking she's sakura 2 and hating her outright.
When chou chou is a little cunt she's funny and outspoken. If Sarada does it, while having that look and complete lack of charm, she'll get the shit stick and never ever be able to shake it.

Class rep is just the first one of a series of filler and movie waifus Boruto will accumulate just like his daddy.

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>>156424759
This is a funny coincidence because ChouChou can also use a lighting release technique according to a data book (lightning release: thunderclap fist)

>They didn't adapt the rest of the novels.

Disappointing

>>156424812
Actually hinata 2.0 is the little hacker boy that follows naruto around.

She's the boner magnet for the pedos and little boys.

>>156424781
Already better than Shippuden.

>>156424921
>Didn't adapt the Kakashi novel.

What fucking fags.

>>156424961
I really wanted the Gaara novel to be adapted.

>>156424891
>The show doesn't have to point it out. It's readily apparent to everyone who's watching.

See I HOPE that's the case, but with Korra I spent two seasons thinking the writers had the same perception of the character as a cunt as I did, and, oh jeez, was that a miscalculation on my part.

All said and doen, it could be possible that the writers expect us to like Bort for no more reason than he's the MC

>>156421712
I hope Metal's team is retconned to have Namida and that other girl instead.

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>>156424812
I don't get this comparison. she doesn't even act or look like Hinata aside from dark hair. Sumire is a spazzy good girl that wants to keep her class in order while Hinata was a wall flower with low self esteem that barely talked.

>>156424907
She's actually kinda broken if you think about it.
She's already probably in running to be the strongest member of her class in terms of taijutsu now she has lightning power on top of her butterfly thing.
A thicc lightning goddess with crazy ass fighting prowess with electric wings

Would be interesting if she has a fat little brother who talks very loudly and ends up being bear mode as fuck and having lighting and rolling powers as well.
Can go full raijin and fujin.

Shit dude. Shikidai's squad is going to be broken as fuck.

>>156425041
Sumire is pretty much a outspoken Hinata, anon.

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>>156424789
>himawari can talk to ghost neji
>boruto can see spirits with his resurrection eye
>sumire is nemuri

The evidence keeps piling up that the series is going to be a Bleach final season crossover.

>>156424921

>4 eps in

Calm down nigger.

>>156424961
>>156424987
Aren't those best saved to be adapted in Boruto? Kakashi's novel when Mirai is introduced and Gaara's novel in a flashback filler episode.

>>156424961
Teen Inari, Tazuna Inventing Airships, Rock Lee vs Kakashi, Gai/Kakashi Bromance, Terrorists shitting themselves over the possibility of fighting Naruto >>>>>>>>> Even moore Sasuke and a girl with even edgier eyes in Sasuke Shinden adaptation

>>156424827
In the original they were struggling to survive, trying to kill each other, now they just run around capturing shitty flags. What a joke.

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>>156425071
>Would be interesting if she has a fat little brother who talks very loudly and ends up being bear mode as fuck and having lighting and rolling powers as well.
>Can go full raijin and fujin.
And his name would be Koori.

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>>156424936

neither Denki or Sumire are stalkers,
they both fail at being the next Hinata.

Denki is the nerdy/tech kid of the group and Sumire is way more outspoken and social than Hinata ever was.

>they literally destroy the entire school
>"haha xD wow guys well guess we'll have class outside"

>Boruto summons some godly unholy beast
>"woah nice snake Boruto, it's a little big tho xD"

This really bothers me

>>156424992
>All said and doen, it could be possible that the writers expect us to like Bort for no more reason than he's the MC

More then likely. But the writers all go online and read the comments and read the polls. They know what's up.
They can either TRY to make him less shit or ignore it and try to play up his bitchboy nature as something good.
It won't work. It's like how SE desperately shilled lightning 24/7 and made all of these fake polls.

>>156424961
>>156424987

Could still end up doing the other novels as some extra time padding arcs for Boruto or separate OVAs considering how many flashbacks were in Shippuden.

>>156425145
Welcome to the current era of shinobi.

>>156424891
They are probably making Salad a wallflower so people do not complain of another Uchiha taking over the show when they adapt the Gaiden. Not that is a bad decision, as Salad is already a much better protagonist than Bort

>>156425140
oh fuck you....
i lulzd.

>>156425149
Basically all the characters outside of the MC is more interesting.

>>156425145
>Orochimaru commits atrocities that make Hitler's look like nothing

>"It's okay as long as Yamato can follow you around XD"

There haven't been consequences in Naruto in over a decade. You just have to accept i<

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Cyber Ninjas rebellion when?

I want some Ninja Gaiden-esque action.

>>156425145

>they literally destroy the entire school

Call Yamato.

>>156425349
That is Denki's future

When. Is. KAWAKI?

Is the new student, that's also part of their trio in the movie, an experiment of Orichimaru, or Kabuto or something? He looks like a fucking snake.

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Temari is LITERALLY my wife

>>156425410
did you just assume his species

>>156425410
He is aunt Orochimaru's beloved child and he also has an older brother. Orochimaru wants him to befriend Boruto and become "light".

>>156425410
He's a clone of Orochimaru who he thinks of as his son. He created a bunch of them and tested them to see if they could achieve free will. Mitsuki was the first to pass this test.

There is another clone named Log who is an adult and works for Orochimaru.

>>156425145
nepotism

>>156425410
Mitsuki? He's a synthetic clone human created by Orochimaru cause he wanted a son. Orochimaru then created an overly elaborate plot for the guy to find his identity, when lead to him immigrating to Konoha and signing up for the academy.

>>156425175
I wonder if there's a bunch of old timer shinobi now retired who complain about this shit.

>>156420930
Why did he give up about becoming Hokage?

>>156425553
Because being the Hokage fucking sucks.

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>>156425349
I love these AU covers.

>>156425515
>>156425501
>>156425475
So he's evil? I never completed shippuuden, didn't even know Orochimaru is alive. Is it gonna be another Sai thing, where he's supposed to be evil undercover, but then becomes a nice guy?

>>156425553
>>156425571
Seriously Naruto is going to end up in the hospital with stress ulcers not even his super healing can fix with how much he works as Hokage. Konohamaru realizes fuck that, and gets himself a loli harem.

>>156425647
He doesn't seem evil.

>>156425686
He doesn't seem like a real human bean either.

>>156425647
No, Mitsuki told Orochimaru s/he can't tell him what to do and ran off with a "treasure" (that ended up being a picture of Boruto since Orochimaru wants him to be something special to him)

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>Inojin's overalls

>>156425421
Who the fuck denies her husband dinner immediately after pouring him a glass of beer? That is some borderline-personality shit right there.

>>156425686
Compared to one of his teammates being an Uchiha shit, and the other one idolizing a bigger Uchiha shit, he does come off as the least evil.

>>156425776
Temari does. And its cute as hell

>>156425753
Yo that sounds gay as fuck. Wouldn't Orochimaru kill him anyways, if he didn't obey?

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>>156425647
No he is just the son of everyones favorite crazy auncle.
Orochimaru had a heelfaceturn after being rezzed for the 6th time already just because and now he is just the wacky uncle (or aunt no one is really sure what gender he or she is now) who occasionally plays god and accidentally let one of his abominations escape.
He got away with literally everything.

>>156425781
How is Uchiha even a thing, if the only survivor was sausage? His daughter is basically a mudblood, not a real uchiha.

>>156425808
Who knows. Nothing Orochimaru does makes any sense these days.

>>156425811
My fucking sides, what? That image is from a filler joke episode right, or is he officially non evil and forgiven now?

>>156425848
Dominate genes.

>>156425808
It's not about obeying. He wanted a clone that could do things he couldn't.

>>156425881
She will still never be 100% Uchiha, and the clan itself is ruined forever.

>>156425910
And nothing of value was lost.

>>156425878
That episode is semi-filler. The canon explanation seems to be that he's "imprisoned" in his lab by Naruto and Yamato, but he's still allowed to do a bunch of fucked up shit. Apparently they need him because normal ninja aren't psychotic enough.

No, really.

>>156425848
Sakura's shitty genes have actually benefited the village as a whole since by tainting the Uchiha blood she has probably put an end to the Uchiha tendency to go crazy.

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>>156420930
>Girls besides Hinata are getting wet over Naruto
>Other people respect and revere Naruto as the Nanadaime
>Little girls are getting wet over Konohamaru
>He's considered a genius talent from an honored family

And here I am being unable to unsee them as goofy kids. Especially Konohamaru. He just seems like a normal, unexceptional ninja to me.

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>>156425910
We can build a new and improved Uchiha clan.

>>156425910
This literally every uchiha will now also be a direct descendant if pinkshit.
A punishment worse than death.

>>156422968
>U
>then
You've lost all credibility, anon. Why should we believe you know?

>>156425951
Even if they still have the crazy gene, pinkshit genes make sure that they won't be a threat.

>>156425966
>a bunch of SHARRAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOO descendants
Thatd be kinda funny

>>156425962
They are not Uchihas just clones with implants.

>>156425962
Surely these weird shits aren't all still at Kabuto's orphanage, are they?

>>156425966
Know what's even better?
If she gets with Boruto their kids will be Uzumakis instead of Uchihas, and there's a damn good chance that they will come out Aryan like Boruto and Naruto are thanks to Minatos god like genes.
The age of the Uchiha shits are truly over, Tobirama would be proud.

>>156425528
>They have ninja /pol/.
>New thread is about the academy getting destroyed.
Posts consist of:
>"Just have class outside? When I was a kid you would get kicked out, and have your entire family blacklisted from being a Ninja for that kind of shit. This is a fucking joke."
>"This is what happens when you have a fucking hippy faggot like Naruto as Hokage."
>"Tobirama must be rolling in his grave."
>"Fucking. Current. Era."
>"How the fuck did a kid get a summoning scroll? Do they have them just laying around in a box in class now?"
>"Reminder that the Uchiha and Snake Sannin are still not in jail. There will be no consequences for this. Mark my words."
>"I once threw a Kunai at the wall and got fucking suspended when I went there as a kid. What the fuck is this faggotry?"
>"Someone get that faggot Naruto out of the Hokage office, please. Even Kakashi was better than this."
>"I know this village was going downhill when they let the Sand and Cloud fuckers in."
>"I miss Hiruzen."
>"Fuck, that's it. I'm leaving this village. I heard the Grass village is still decent."

>>156425938
Didn't Yamato die?

>>156425955
Before Boruto was a thing, I thought the new series would be about Konohamaru. Would have been so much better too. Naruto should have been the cool and mysterious hokage figure, with Hinata as his fuck buddy, and not have kids.

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>>156425141
Could that be Konan's granddaughter?

>>156426086
Nope.

>>156420930
Boruto sucks

>>156426116
>Naruto should have been the cool and mysterious hokage figure
I think that is what they are going for, but this time he is also the aloof father figure, but that just doesn't work because we know naruto and how much of a goofy dumbass he is.

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>>156426130

better question is what became of the Rain village? is it still a miserable war-torn shithole or did Nardo fixed it up?

>>156425979
Cause I'm right ?

>>156426116
I wish they'd of just continued doing blank period stuff and adapted all the novels. That Shikamaru arc reminded me of early part 1 stuff.

>>156426229
Honestly it probably fell apart even more when Konan died too.

>>156426074

Is Naruto the Obama of the narutoverse

>>156426229

It's the Syria of the ninja world.

>>156426262
What happens in the Shikamaru arc? I actually can't believe they ended up incorporating technology, that's so fucking stupid. Also judging by the movie, the new direction of jutsus is garbage shit for kids, example being that sand kind with the exploding bubble gum. What a joke.

>>156426063
There's a greater then 50% chance that sakura will rape sauske and she'll get preggers with a little pink haired boy with the sharingan.

Didn't the manga get cancelled at 10 chapters? How did it get an anime.

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>>156425647
Also Kabuto now runs the orphanage he grew up in which ended up getting a bunch of clones with sharingans that orocchimaru made.

Turns Kabuto was a spy for Danzo as a kid but then his village decided he was too good. So Danzo sent his adopted mom off to kill him with her thinking he was some one else. Danzo sent her pictures of different boys over a period of time so she wouldn't recognize him. He killed her in self defense only to then see it was her and she died in his arms.

He then had a nervous break down and joined Orochimaru.

>>156426427
The events in the anime take place before the events in the manga or some idiotic shit.

>>156426116
I was hoping that would happen.
Naruto wanders off and follows in Jiraya's and Killer Bee's footsteps.

Sasuke chills out and founds the new Sound village and becomes it's hokage

Pinkshit...uh...becomes a doctor or something.


The series is about Konhomaru and the adventures of the rest of the villager kids and occasionally the adults would have a major battle about something.

>>156426427
Why do people keep thinking this? Chapter 11 literally just came out this month and 12 is in a few weeks.

>>156426229
>they actually left that part out

>>156420930
Is Konohamaru banging Hanabi or is she off limits to keep "MUH HYUGA BLOODLINE" pure?

>>156426439
Damn, that's fucking terrible. Fuck Danzo.

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>>156426375

Shikamaru and 2 anbu agents infiltrate this organization led by a guy gathering shinobi from other villages who want to eliminate the daimyō ruling over shinobi

>>156426470
Yes, she is part of the main family and it's her duty protect the Byakugan and pass down secret knowledge to her heirs. She'll probably marry one of those bodygaurds that are always around her (and are also most likely her cousin)

>>156426482
You can trace practically all the problems in the series to Madara or Danzo, Zetsu's keikaku aside.

>>156426470
We havn't seen Hanabi since Naruto and Hinata's wedding.

>>156426427

current manga has Bort serving as a bodyguard for Richie Rich (Damyo's son) and there's also some Doppelganger Missing Nin on the loose.

>>156426532
I don't understand how Danzo had power in Konoha in the first place, considering how obviously fucked up he was. Did he end up getting fucked up badly?

>>156426544
AUNTIE HANABI EPISODE WHEN?

inb4 never

>>156426567
Sasuke killed him

>>156426546
Can you explain that thing at the start of ep 1 with Bort all grown up, fighting the guy that destroyed the world and all ninjas? Or is that not even hinted in the manga yet?

>>156426567
Sarutobi felt bad that Danzo obviously wanted to be the Hokage, yet Tobirama appointed Saru instead. So he let Danzo be the leader of the secret black ops division in compensation cause the guy is way too unstable to be the popular leader and not screw everyone over.

And so he ended up screwing everyone over anyway.

>>156426567
Tobirama probably favoured him due to his "fuck the Uchiha" mentality.

>>156426577
Should have left her up on the moon with the lonely moon man if she wasn't gonna appear again. Sure he plucked her eyes out, but this series has had people forgive others for far worse.

>>156426603
>secret black ops division

Forgot that was a thing. I wonder if things like this will exist in Boruto. So far it seems way less intense and dangerous, almost like a joke anime for kids. Whereas original Naruto had all these weirdass organizations wanting to kill other people.

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>>156426592
That's a vision of the future but Kawaki should be in the manga soon.

>Ep4 and next week's preview
>It's another "CHARACTER THAT BECOME COOL WITH BORUTO IN THE END" episode

Are they seriously going to fucking do this to EVERYBODY in Boruto's class?

>>156426532
what ever happened to the Root, got dissolved?

>>156426679
I want them to make 3 man teams, go out of the village for missions, and get assaulted and murdered by some Kisame lookinass kid with a new version of that living sword or some shit.

>>156426653
Well since the world is at peace and the biggest five villages are all buddies now it seems like there would be a far less need for black ops and assassinations and shit.

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>>156420930
What did Mitsuki mean by this?

>>156426686
IIRC it did. Nobody was around to take its place as leader after Sasuke offed Danzo and there was no need of it anymore anyway.

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>>156421204

>>156426738

But there is still other villages.

Plus the rest of the world.

>>156426738
What if Columbus the ninja comes from another continent with a huge army of insane ninjas with nutty out of this world jutsus, and try to conquer the 5 faggot villages?

>>156426796
>peace sucka

Is that just a meme translation, or is she actually supposed to talk like that? So cringy.

>>156425506
I don't think you know what that word means, anon

>>156426866

>Black Girl speaking ebonics

Nigga please.

So many things I don't know, and the new anime is kind of shitty. I dropped shitpuuden somewhere around them fighting Pain. When Hinata died I think? Anyone remember around which episode that is?

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>>156425811
I got away with literally everything!

>Kaguya is a tactical idiot and relies entirely on Black Zetsu for her combat decisions
>Because of this it leads her to make assumptions and overlook shit while getting distracted
>So while she's occupied getting a face full of harem dick the others are running around the other dimensions playing tag to regroup

Kind of makes me wonder why nobody ever thought to use summonings and reverse summonings to warp as well, since those are space-time techniques too.

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>>156426823
Make those European knights from that one movie canon.
Deus Vult on those ninja heathens.

>>156425938
>That episode is semi-filler.
It comes from a novelization though

>>156426618
Nope Tobirama chose Hiruzen directly.

Will of Fire any time of the week. Danzo just didn't have that

I want to taste the Salad.

What's the most hype thing you remember from the original series?

I don't remember anything, but that time Naruto was getting a bit famous for being crazy strong, and some bitch from another village was on a mission to find him, then he was acting like his usual retard when she encountered him, and she was like "Omae, namae wa?", and Naruto was like "UZUMAKI NARUTO DES!"

>>156425955
Real life is like that too, everyone is a goofy kid

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How is she still so sexy after all these years? From childhood crush to waifu

>>156427128
Who is this?

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>>156427128
as much as i hate her guts you gotta admit i would still hit that like a truck

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>be Kakashi
>famous ninja in your own right
>your students become demigod strong
>2/3 ain't bad at least
>take over as Hokage while your student trains for the job
>usher in the technological revolution of peacetime during your reign
>retire to chill in bath houses with your friend/rival and other dead friend's hot teenage daughter as your bodyguard
Kakashi got a good ending.

>>156426976
>When Hinata died
Oh anon

>>156427215
Why is Guy in a wheelchair, and who's the daughter?

Okay

>>156427224
Didn't naruto get immobilized by getting stabbed with some ninja metal poles, and made to watch Hinata get murdered after she tried saving him, because she loved him?

>>156427069
I'll always remember how I first reacted during the Zabuza arc when Naruto and Sasuke worked together to do the shadow windmill clone shuriken thing. So fucking good.

>>156427238
Gai kicked Madara so hard in the chest that not even Naruto's ninja jesus powers could heal it.
Asuma and Kurenai's daughter.

>>156427297
>Asuma

;_;

Is his daughter strong as fuck? And doesn't Naruto's healing power only work on himself?

>>156427238
Asuma and Kurenai's daughter.
As for Gai he broke his foot so hard kicking Madara's ass that it's still broken over a decade later in the village with the greatest medic nin and her apprentices, two ninja Jesus, and a surplus of Hashirama cells from those Zetsu clones available.

>>156427215
Kurenai's daughter looks like THAT?

>>156427353
I thought it was one of those filler joke arcs with Naruto dying his hair black.

>>156427322
we haven't seen her in action yet?
naruto most of lost it due to him getting rusty or losing his original arm

>>156427273
She didn't die though, she just got her ass kicked. Then, Nardo went full rage mode, lost control, and got taken over almost entirely by the 9-tails. I'm pretty sure that's when he met his mom, though.

>>156427404
>losing his original arm

Please explain.

>>156427437
>he met his mom

But she died giving birth to him or something, no?

>>156427442
He fought Sasuke. Fight ended in a tie, with both losing an arm. Sasuke admitted his loss. Naruto got a replacement arm made of Hashirama's cells. Sasuke chose not to get a new arm to remind him to not go crazy again.

>>156427442
Naruto and Sasuke had one last big fight against each other.
Ended with a tie of them blowing each other's arm off.

>>156427467
Damn dude did you follow ANY of this?

>>156424942
>Already better than Shippuden.
Liked everything except episode - introducing Metal Lee. (Nothing against Metal, just didn't like the episode)

>>156427474
>>156427480
Yo, what the fuck? So they fought just for the heck of it to see who's stronger once and for all? And Sasuke literally has only one arm now? Isn't he weak as fuck now?

>>156427496
I never remember anime, I just also noticed I'd have to watch ~200 episodes to complete shippuuden, really don't wanna bother.

>>156427538

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4itPtnAWk9A

>>156427538
>Yo, what the fuck? So they fought just for the heck of it to see who's stronger once and for all? And Sasuke literally has only one arm now? Isn't he weak as fuck now?
No yes no, watch the fucking show, manga, game or whatever if you're going to ask so many questions

>>156427583
I'm not watching 200 episodes. No fucking way.

>>156427215
How is he wearing his mask even in place like this? Isn't it hot and sweaty?

>>156427572
I've seen the movie, just thought he was wearing a cape to be edgy, and not because he has no arm. Also no idea who that Kinshiki guy is, thought it was a random goon.

>>156427651

Kaguya's clan member.

Can't wait for the endless stream of Boruto: Ultimate Ninja Storm games next.

>>156427622
Then read the manga or play the game.
Skip the filler I don't know asking questions that are already answered in the show is just dumb.

>>156427661
Don't know who Kaguya is either.

>>156426063
>implying
Boruto can't fucking wait to officially be Sasuke's son.

>>156427668
I think you mean Boruto ultra shinobi hurricane.

>>156427677
>read the manga

That's an insane amount of chapters.

>>156427622
Why are you bothering to watch it in the first place? Just read it and cut out all that shitty filler and bad animation instead. So much has happened since the Pain fight ten years ago.

>>156427687
Main villain of the series. An alien. Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata are her descendants.

>>156427709
You can read 100 chapters a day easily.

>>156427709
There's only 11 boruto chapters is 11 that big number for u

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>>156427687
This fuckin' guy.

>>156427687

Nigga just watch the anime.

Don't be a lazy spic.

>>156422866
>Kaguya
>not based Madara
That's his daughter. Screencap this post

>>156427730
How can I cut filler, if I don't know what's filler and what's not?

>Naruto, Sasuke, and Hinata are her descendants

How is that possible? How can they be descendants of an alient? Why is she crying in every google image I find?

>>156427738
Way too many episodes.

>>156427775
I'd be fine with either

>>156427776
God fuck off lazy fuck You probably don't even know who the coolest guy (tobi) is

>>156427776
Just fuck off.

>>156427821
>>156427845
Why are you such cunts?

>>156427005
>makes me wonder why nobody ever thought to use summonings and reverse summonings to warp as well
That's literally what the Hiraishin is.

>>156427776
Read the manga. It's so obviously the solution to your problem you should be ashamed for wasting so much time on it.

>>156427069
>Sasuke fucking up Zaku's arms in the Forest of Death
>Lee v. Gaara
>Valley of the End
>Kirin
>The moment Naruto shows up to fight Pain
There's a lot of hype scattered about Naruto, probably why I kept up despite the terrible plot and characters.

>>156427861
I don't like manga.

>>156427857

>why don't you spoonfeed me

>>156427858
So Tobirama and Minato are the only guys smart enough to realize they could just summon themselves everywhere? This feels like something Tenten should've learned, since half her skillset is summoning anyway.

It's absurd, literally everyone in that final fight could use summons or had a warp eye, yet Kakashi and Sakura stand around like idiots for most of it.

>>156427919
No, I asked why you're acting like a stupid cunt, illiterate cunt. If you don't want to answer questions you know the answers of, you don't have to reply.

>>156427942
>So Tobirama and Minato are the only guys skilled enough to realize they could just summon themselves everywhere?
Ftfy.
There is a hiraishin squad of 3 ninja normalfags that can use it, but it takes all three of them to actuslly use it.

>>156427627
You wouldn't think it but about half of his 1000 jutsu are more for personal comfort than combat.

Why is Kaguya the villain? Reading up about her in some wiki gives me the impression she's the best and most important character, that was betrayed, and wanted peace.

>>156425938
>. Apparently they need him because normal ninja aren't psychotic enough.

I may be mistaken, but aren't they also keeping him around as a scapegoat? Like if something bad happens and they don't know the cause, they can just throw the blame on him to keep the peace?

>>156427942
No, it's just really fucking hard you mook. Aside from those two the three ninja who served as Minato's honor guard can do it, but only working together.

Just as a basic necessity you need to be a fucking god with sealing to even approach it.

>>156426224
>how much of a goofy dumbass he is.
You know when I drop the series around 100 because thanks to the filler I actually forggoten how much of an Idiot he is despite the experience, heck he can't tell the difference between an octopus and a squid.

Right now he is the hokage and I dunno if he still doesn't know the difference.

On the other note, how long until they get right into the chuni exam and skip all these school drama?

>>156428032
Chuunin exam in Boruto is literally capturing the flag. Who the fuck cares?

>>156427969
>>156428032
Oh yeah I forgot about those guys. Too bad, it could've given someone else some more relevance towards the end.

>>156428085
meant to reply to >>156428017

>>156422866
don't you get it
she's just a paranoia agent

>>156428011
Maybe. That's more thought than I put into it.

>>156424342
I can't wait for a character song.

I imagine it's gonna be like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AjNPeKgLnC8

>>156422886
3rd hokage was the shittiest hokage. Konohamaru always admired and emulated Naruto nii-chan since day 1.

>>156427627
I got a better question, why has no one been able to rip off his mask?

>>156427215
I can't believe he didn't become a family man.

>>156427215
It would've been nice if Kakashi became an ero novelist like Jiraiya.

>>156425910
It's not to late for Sasuke to spread his seed. Maybe that's what he's doing right now.

>>156428061
>Who the fuck cares?
I'm saying this because boruto will complain about his dad not paying anttetion to him until chuunin exam, but since the anime started at the first years of the acadamy it'll take forever.

>>156428239
>2 powerful old men go on a bathhouse vacation with a young vigorous lass raised by a single mother.
He is not writing it, but living it.

>>156427776
>How is that possible?

>She came to the world 1000s of years before the events of the series.
>planted a giant chakra tree
>fucked some guy
>got fed up with other humans
>ate chakra fruit
>turned tree into 10 tails
>decided to use humanity as the tree's sustenance
>gave birth to twin boys and decided to give mankind a second chance and released some of them but with their minds wiped
>boys grow up
>get POed at mommy because she was sacrificing their friends to the tree
>seals their mom into what becomes the moon and seals the 10 tails into one of the brothers
>other brother goes to live on the moon while remaining brother (who becomes known as the sage of 6 paths) and his two sons go on to rebuild human society
>the older brother effectively creates what becomes ninjutsu
>sage decides the younger brother is his heir
>older son decides to rebel against his father
>before dying of old age, the sage splits the 10 tails chakra into the 9 tailed beasts
>other son becomes the progenitor of the Uchiha clan and the younger son becomes the progenitor of the Senju clan (the first and second Hokage's clan)
>at some point in the interim, the brother that went to live on the moon somehow had descendants of his own and these became the Hyuuga clan and a scion branch of the Ootsutsuki clan, and somwhere along the line what became the Uzumaki clan branched off of the Senju clan

Thus, Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata and 3 Hokage's all share one common ancestor: Ootsutsuki Kaguya.


Somehow the Kaguya clan also fit in there, but they never elaborated on how.

>>156425808
Why don't you just read the Mitsuki chapter faggot? Everything is explained and it's very cool.

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Naruto needs to take a weekend spa vacation with his lovely wife.

>>156428429
I said I don't like manga.

>>156427776
If you're gonna be a lazy shit, then
https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/48p81o/naruto_kai_all_episodes_megathread_2/?st=j1aby4qi&sh=e2b3c706

Yeah, yeah, Reddit and all that but I got the link in a previous Naruto thread some weeks ago. It trims down and edits the anime to 70 episodes in total, covering what the manga covered and removing the excess fat.

>>156428477
>reddit

Die.

>>156428477
Literally none of the files are available for download, why even post this?

>>156428477
All of the links are broken

>>156428608
I found working links.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Naruto/comments/5xrkva/naruto_kai_fixed_subs_version_new_new_thread/

>>156428409
Still doesn't explain how the Uzumaki clan were related to senju, also why didn't the Hyuuga clan didn't played a big role agasint Kaguya.

>>156428446
Shes such a loving and understanding waifu

>>156428660
>Still doesn't explain how the Uzumaki clan were related to senju

They split from the Senju. It's not hard to wrap one's head around. One or more people left that clan and created their own.

> also why didn't the Hyuuga clan didn't played a big role agasint Kaguya.

Same reason why everyone else didn't. Naruto and Sasuke were the only ones who could stand up to her. Everyone else was practically powerless against her.

I didn't know the Uzumaki clan was even a thing, where are the other clan members? Does Naruto have any family at all?

>>156428767

Only Karin.

>>156428409
>Somehow the Kaguya clan also fit in there, but they never elaborated on how.
Yes they did, it's the brother clan to the Hyuuga. Moon Brother had two descending lineages just like the Sage.

>>156428767
>where are the other clan members?
Six feet under or ash dependending on cultural practices. Karin's still alive though so Naruto at least has a distant cousin he has never actually spoken to.

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>>156428693

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>>156428805
>Moon Brother had two descending lineages just like the Sage.

You mean 3. All the people on the moon are his descendants.

If the Kaguya clan are indeed his, then it's Hyuuga, Kaguya and Otsutsuki (moon branch).

>>156428820

Bort and Hima doesn't count.

>>156428767
If I remember correctly their village was destroyed and the survivors just went elsewhere. We only know of Karin and Naruto but I don't remember there being anything saying the clan was completely killed off.

>>156428820
>>156428892
>>156428783
But Karin was evil?

Also, can someone explain why Shino is a shitty faggot teacher loser now, when he literally fought the Akatsuki when he was a teenager?

>>156428875
What, no. There was no "Kaguya clan", just the Otsutsuki clan, which had a main and branch family, like the Hyuuga clan. The branch family rebelled and killed the main family, and their numbers subsequently dwindled until there was only one left by The Last.

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>>156428767
>where are the other clan members?

Dead, supposedly. The clan itself kinda disbanded after their residing country ceased to exist. Their last real significant actions were giving the first Hokage (Senju Hashirama) a wife (Mito) and then decades later giving them as a replacement host for the 9 tails (Kushina, Naruto's mother) since Mito was dying of old age.

Beyond them, the only other Uzumaki clansmen known of are Karin (one of Orochimaru's underlings who was formerly from the hidden-Grass village and has an even bigger psychotic crush on Sasuke than anyone) and Nagato, the faux leader of Akatsuki.

>>156428921
Shino was lost, without a purpose in life, but he then found out that teaching was what he wanted.

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>>156428921
>But Karin was evil
No, she was just an abused orphan that had the misfortune of getting taken in by Orochimaru. She was a prison ward. Sasuke and Gaara were more evil than her.

>>156429021
Salad lookin ass

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>>156428979
>What, no. There was no "Kaguya clan"
Then where the fuck did this cunt and Shikotsu Myaku come from?

>>156424640
Can't say that I like her outfit. What's really lame though is that her real name Sumire literally means "violet". Bravo SP, bravo

>>156429071
Oh yeah that's right I completely forgot about that fuck. I dunno then, Kaguya herself probably hadn't even been thought up yet when he was introduced.

>>156429115

I don't think Kishimoto came up with the idea for her by the time he was even 4/5ths of the way through the series. But regardless, the Kaguya clan are descendants from her. It's just that, to my knowledge, it's not elaborated on how.

>>156429156

So Naruto, Sasuke, Tsunade, Kimimaro, Hinata were all descendants from the same clan.

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It was Hinata's destiny to become Nardo's wife. Class Rep is the Hinata of Bort's generation. She belongs to Bort's, and Bort belongs to her.

>>156429193
He belongs to Sarada

>>156429193
>>156429202

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jd-fXYRIJr4

Not this shit again.

>>156429202
No anon, just read the "Evidence" section

http://narutocouple.wikia.com/wiki/BoruSumi

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>>156429202
Get the fuck outta here with that shit.

>>156428987
>>156428892
>We only know of Karin and Naruto
Wait, Tsunade is also part of Uzumaki and senju still alive and kickin with that body.

>>156429176
>So Naruto, Sasuke, Tsunade, Kimimaro, Hinata were all descendants from the same clan.

Yep.

Except now the Kaguya clan is extinct, the Senju clan is on the cusp of extinction, the Uchiha clan has only two members left, the Uzumaki clan has only 4 members left and the Otsutsuki clan (moon branch) is also going extinct (assuming Toneri hasn't kicked the bucket already).

The Hyuuga clan is the only one who's still doing alright. Hiashi truly is GOAT clan head.

>>156429276
Tsunade is Senju. Uzumaki are just distant relatives of them.

>>156429193
But she want's to hop on Inojins dick

>>156429258
>http://narutocouple.wikia.com
The fuck is this?

When Jiraya found Pain and the other two, why didn't he just take them with him to Konoha, instead of just teaching them jutsu, and letting them grow up by themselves. The whole Pain thing could have been averted. I don't get why Jiraya left him alone after he found out he was the all mighty legendary one and only rinnegan user.

>>156429297
>The fuck is this?

A containment website for 12 year old girls.

>>156429276
>Tsunade is also part of Uzumaki

Mito married into the Senju clan. Thus any of her offspring are clansmen of the Senju exclusively. Tsunade is biologically more closely related to the Uzumaki than most, but she is not a member of that clan.

>>156429310
Why would he take strangers from another country when there is a war happening?

>>156425811
How will Naruto react when Orochimaru is going to steal a new body for his immortality jutsu. I'm pretty sure he'll still do it sooner or later even after he's been turned into a "good guy".

>>156429291
Her grandmother is from Uzumaki the one who had kurama before naruto mother did.

>>156421712
>Team Udon
>Denki, Iwabe, Sumire
It wouldn't surprise me if they showed up in the Manga too at some point as a cameo.

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>>156420930
Meanwhile, Shino is starting to realize that teaching is a thankless job.

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>>156429325
No kidding. Who tops in this relationship?
>http://narutocouple.wikia.com/wiki/ShikaJin

>>156429332
Oh ok I though were talking about how many relative does Naruto have.

>>156429341
Orochimaru is a cockroach that cannot be killed. Better to let him do as he pleases and just hope he doesn't try to destroy the village again.

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>>156429341

That really depends on necessity. Contrary to what a lot of people are under the impression of, Orochimaru can actually stay in one body indefinitely. He'd likely only bother moving to a new host when the one he's using gets old or the new one is stronger.

It's just that when he does move into a new one, he's stuck in it for 3 years until he's able to leave it.

If there's nothing wrong with his current body, he probably won't leave it anytime soon.

>>156429340
He found the one and only best eye jutsu, the rinnegan?

>>156424342
>>156424464
She's just a nice girl that wants everyone to get along but with her classmates that's impossible so she always gets tangled into situations she hates.

>>156429409

Tsunade is likely very, very, VERY distant. Almost to the point of practically not even related at all on account of dilution and mixing of genes through generations.

>>156424640
>ZR ninja boots
Nice.

>>156429341
Does he even still need to do that?
Last time he came back to life from a cursed seal, he's practically immortal as long as he keeps marking random people with it.

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>>156425276
Except for Mizuki, that asshole deserves life imprisonment with no parole. Trying to steal a scroll is unforgivable.

>>156426074
You forgot
> A FUCKING LEAF
> Day of the rake when?
Posts

>>156426229
Only the 5 Kages are invited to world leader summits, the other small countries don't matter to them.

>>156429497
Shit gets real out there in the naruto universe

>>156429557
Do they call that peace

>>156425421
Is Shikamaru+Temari the only parents that grow up okay and actually give proper education to their kid?

>>156429581
Probably.

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>>156427015
> Temujin
> European knight
Anon, I...

>>156429497
He also abused Naruto who probably has Temples built in his honor at this point. If he's repented he'd probably be forgiven like Coolest Guy was.

>>156429589
Sai and Ino, the kid is at least learning Sai's drawing trick.

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>>156429193
>Inchoufags think she is going to win tge Bort bowl, because she is Hinata 2.0 instead of Salad.
Everyone knows that the true otp and winner of the Nardo bowl is Sauce.
Salad is sauce 2.0 vagina edition.
Now Naruto and Sasuke can finally live out their fantasy of being a couple through their children and this time the gender barrier that stopped them from just plowing eachother right after VoE fight is no more.
Hinata and Sakura are nothing more than the persons they settled for because Sasuke or Naruto wasn't a girl.