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anime tropes you don't understand
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I don't get it either..
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>>156419938
>>156420970
Snot bubble. You twits.
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>>156422662
this isn't really a thing
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>2017
>still drawing round eyes, european features and giant tits when source is ching-chong flatland
>still sexualizing lolis when you have dick-craving crazy teens
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>>156422769
You dont get snot bubbles?
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>>156422843
>still drawing round eyes, european features and giant tits when source is ching-chong flatland
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>>156422769
My wife makes them all the time. It's kind of moe.
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>>156422982
>being a cherrypick racist
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>>156422869
im a sane person, why would i get snot bubbles?
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>>156423056
>falling for ELDERLY 2ch bait
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>>156423089
smug is always bait anon
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>>156423130
i win then
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i don't understand the headpats, why do they do it so much???
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>>156422982
>implying
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why does everyone face plant after anything i say?
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>>156423289
>Uses the pic the original post is countering.
What's your gameplan?
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>>156423289
>>156423289
iggy shigy diggy
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>attractive girl shows her sexual interest in the allegedly straight MC
>he reacts terrified

Also,
>sports anime
>all of the side characters sitting in different parts of the stadium making commentary can apparently hear each other
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>>156422869

never had it
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>>156423480
>attractive girl shows her sexual interest in the allegedly straight MC
>he reacts terrified

Its even worse when the MC is shown to be some horny virgin that just wants to get laid and when the offer is on the table he is to scared to act.
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>>156423381

>white woman at an angle

ayy
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>>156423764

That's pretty realistic actually. "
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>>156423779
>even with an angle her nose is giant

even cheating they cant prove the point
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A Kanji of "Meat" on the forehead.
I even asked a japanese guy once and he didn't know.
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I don't get the "panties themselves are sexually exciting" thing. Also panty shots in general are not great either.
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>>156423886
Kinnikuman? Only instance I know. Others must a reference.
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>>156423886
>>156423968
Also, 筋肉 = Muscle, which is why Kinnikuman has 肉 on his head
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>>156423935
Wasn't it because women didn't even used underwear under their kimonos and with westernization they got the lewd attribute because pussies were suddenly a "secret" or something
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>>156423008
your wife sounds disgusting
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>>156423313
You don't know how to Carlos.
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>>156423935
>I don't get the "panties themselves are sexually exciting" thing
I presume its because they touch the pussy.
>Also panty shots in general are not great either.
It's supposed to be because a girl would not normally show a guy her panties so to see them is taboo. It is so overused in ecchi anime though that I don't see how people are still aroused by it.
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>>156422843
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>>156423008
>tfw no snotbubble wife to wake up next to every morning
Is there a point to life?
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>>156422982
>>156423289
>>156423381
So retarded. They just changed the angles. People have different skull shapes, period.
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>>156423381
>That nose
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>>156423825
I'm sorry your experience was that bad, but I didn't act terrified or scared when I fucked. I wasn't experienced, but scared? How could you be?
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>>156424851
ayyyyy
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>>156424236
Fuck you, post a better version of that image. I'm not going to try and read that crap.
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>>156424851
Heh
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Sneezing is the proof of someone talking about the person.
Sexually excited=nose bleed
Get wet or sleep without a blanket=catch a cold
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>>156424851
oy vey, delete this goyim
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Closing your goddamn eyes during a conversation with another person. Has anyone ever saw this in real life? Perhaps only when stoned or drunk.
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>>156423935
Are you fucking gay? Panties accentuate and bring out the curves and shape of a girls behind.
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>>156427137
I do this all the time.
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>>156427192
Makes sense, I've never seen you irl. Your story checks out.
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>>156423008
What about cum bubbles?
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>>156427137
In East Asia, it's rude to look directly in someone's eye when they are talking.
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>>156427447
Have they tried looking somewhere else instead?
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>>156423289
what I don't understand is koreans insulting the japanese when the japs are genetically superior and don't ruin their gene pool by using excessive plastic surgery that hides their true features
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>>156427137
it's actually a stylization of asian eye-smile
because of the shape of their eyes, they seem closed at first glance
It's the same with the fang and having weird teeth
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>>156428113
desu the way asians smile is fucking cute
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>>156428171
Asians are adorable in general.
Especially grannies
also don't look for "japanese granny" on google, my eyes...
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>>156427049
>Sexually excited=nose bleed
I hate this one so much.
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>>156428224
Asian elderly are fucking precious
> cozy old men just walking around slowly with their hands behind their back
> polite small frail elderly women

asians are cute...CUTE!
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>>156424105
They're too young for TMS. Let it go friend.
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>>156419938
male protags afriad of tits or pussy
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When attacks last so long, characters manage to have entire dialogues during a throw of a single punch.
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not terribly common but the meme of "middle aged guy owns a coffee shop that gets absolutely no customers but somehow stays open"
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>>156427049
>>156427483
>Sexually excited=nose bleed
it's easy, the blood flow to the wrong way
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>>156427049
>Get wet or sleep without a blanket=catch a cold
This is a pretty common belief in the West too. A stupid belief, but common.
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Love letters, particularly when given directly.
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>>156419938
People bathing together (non-sexually). My Japanese friend said they don't actually do this.
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>>156428619
Next you'll tell me siblings don't fuck each other (sexually)...
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>>156428589
Well it's rather justified. Our society is so crammed with people it's statistically impossible to avoid germs, so once your body temperature lowers you're probably going to catch a cold.
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>>156424236
good god this "funnies" is so loaded with strawmans that you could feed a horse for several years
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>>156428619
Do you mean in the actual bath or common places, like hot springs?
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>>156428360
they're usually fronts for the yakuza
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>>156419938
When a character says or does something stupid and the peers near him/her try to fall off. Fucking retarded.
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>>156428692
>try to fall off
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Explaining your feelings when you're fighting.
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>MC sees girl naked
>Nosebleed
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>>156428730
Like this.
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>>156428977
What are they trying to fall off of?
ESL?
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>>156428249
>>156428529
It's actually very easily explained. Ching chongs have microdicks so in an rare event of erection there is no where for blood to go and it shoots in the opposite direction.
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>>156424940

Everyone believes you.
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>>156429006
I think he means they suddenly slouch or fall on he ground. The most extreme example is when they instantly are on the ground and you only see their legs in the air after a character says something stupid.
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>>156428977
>>156428692
>>156429208
wtf you don't instantly dive face first into the ground when something stupid happens?
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>>156419938
People falling down after witnessing something stupid
Camera pan to the sky after multiple people screams "Eeeeehhh!?"
Parents leaving their kids to live alone while they go work abroad
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>>156429295
>Parents leaving their kids to live alone while they go work abroad
This is one of the more absurd ones.
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>>156429295
>Parents leaving their kids to live alone while they go work abroad
I really hate that one. It's just so fucking dumb.
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>boy says/does something that annoys girl, she smacks his shit sideways
>sometimes this can happen throughout the series
>he doesn't ever defend himself
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>>156429490
It's just tsundere slapstick. I personally love it and think it's cute as fuck.
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>>156428349
I feel like this is just as common in western comics as it is in manga
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>>156429490
What kind of man defends himself against a woman?
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>>156429671
The kind that doesn't want to get the shit smacked out of him.
"Defending" doesn't mean fighting back, it just means blocking or dodging the hit
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>>156429671
What do you mean? If someone hits me I hit them back twice as hard. Doesn't matter if it's a man or a woman. Though if the guy is bigger and stronger than me I'll chose to run even before it comes to fighting.
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>>156428692
>>156428977
>>156429208
Tsukkomi is great though.
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>>156429549
It's fucking shit mate. It's not that I care so much about the fact that the guy gets hit, but rather the fact that the girl is such a cunt. It's just depressing, the girls are cunts and the guys are wimps who let people smack the shit out of them. We need more guys who just put up a hand to block the slaps or kicks.
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>>156419938

All the wimmin falling for the nerd lame-o.
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>>156427049
>Sneezing is the proof of someone talking about the person.
This is a common belief in the West too. No clue to the origin but a quick google search should tell you.
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You ever thought that some of these tropes just exist to be, you know, light hunor and not painfully accurate representations of reality?
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>>156419938
what?
Snot bubbles to signify sleeping has been in drawn cartoons since I think the 1800's.
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>>156422769
It is a thing, though most commonly when that person is crying, as there needs to be lots of mucus blocking the nose, so that the air breathed out makes the bubble.
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>>156419938
>someone messes up a recipe
>the food turns into inedible toxic waste and anyone who eats it nearly dies
Did they use rat poison or something? Fucking retarded
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>>156429813
It's to help with self insertion. If you don't like it then stop watching anime featuring nerd lame-os.
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>>156429914
>it's mosaic censored
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>>156429914
>adding two TBSP of baking powder instead of one

If you only knew
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>>156429914
I see you've never eaten "custom cooking" before.
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>>156429957
Who can't read a recipe anyways? ONE tbsp is literally just one. Why would anyone add two?
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>>156429976

Because only dickweeds read and/or follow the exact recipe
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>>156429849
Well yeah but after seeing the same gag 100 times over it really stops being funny. The reason I hate comedy anime is that every show is basically just a copy of every other one, usually with nothing memorable about any of them.
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>>156429988
If you're not very good at cooking you should always follow the recipe to the tee.
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>>156429976
They try to improvise as they think it will enhance the flavour by adding stuff they think will be good.
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>internal monologue
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>>156430008
The people doing it usually think cooking is easy even though they are bad at it.
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>>156429990
Some them get even more irritating over time, like tsundere "antics" and guys being fags, but some I've actually come to like. A lot of the stuff done for silly humor is pretty amusing to me now, like sneezing, nosebleeds, tsukkomi, over the top reactions. It's an acquired taste.
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In shitty romance anime's where the tsundere girls will constantly beat the MC causing extreme pain, bruising to the point of even needing band aids and wrapping but a minute later the MC is fine, It makes the show seem like its for kids but its in so many shows.I stopped after nisekoi S1 because the beatings happened every episode and the MC still didn't know who to choose.
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>>156430010
>I think this baking soda will taste really good
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>>156430021
>eternal monologue
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>>156430062
I dont mind internal monologues but there are so many times where the characters speak out loud by themselves or in odd situations where it could have easily been in their head, just makes them seem weird. They even say things out loud like :"Boy, baths sure are great" That's something you say in your head.
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>>156430021
>girl asks something to the giy in a one to one conversation
>guy goes through 5 facial expressioms during a 30 second inner monologue and 2 dream sequences and laughs devilishly at the end
>Girl: "Um..."
>Guy: "Oh!" [reset to neutral expression]
>Girl suspects nothing
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>>156430033
I never understood how people can be bad at cooking. As long as you don't pick some terribly complex recipe and follow it through you should always have a decent result.
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>>156419938
>tropes
Consider suicide
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>>156430162
do you have dictionaries, thesauruses and encyclopedias as also?
>GRRR definitions of concepts. ME ANGRY
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>girls are bathing together and groping each other
>guy walks in
>KYAAAA PERVERT!!!!! NONE SHOULD SEE MY BODY
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>>156430185
Go back to tv tropes faglord
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>>156429770
I'd would love it if the guy was wearing a cup and the girl ends up hurting themselves.
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>>156430224
>if the guy was wearing a cup
What?
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>>156430054
Worse is that there's always a more supportive girl.
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>>156430249
Athletic Cup
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>reaction faces of everyone including a short grunt or gasp
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>>156429976
Someone might forget that they already added the baking powder and add a second tbsp by mistake
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>>156430021
>he doesn't engage in a reflexion or soliloquy in the middle of a real conversation
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>>156430187
>girls groping each other, guys walk in
This triggered to no end in Ga-Rei Zero. So it's the guy's fault if 2 lesbian teens are having kissing and touching themselves at the back of the car and he looks?
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>>156430116
>suspects nothing
"good thing this girl would never suspect that I was thinking about what she just said"
Seriously, what is there to "suspect?"
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>>156430187
>girls are bathing in MCs bathroom because they're freeloading cunts
>decide stupidly to go out into the main room of his apartment totally naked
>they scream and hit him when he walks into his own fucking apartment
I'd one-up elliot rodger right on the spot if that happened to me.
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>>156430021
I talk to myself a lot. Sometimes I'll go to the mirror in the bathroom and have conversations with my alternate universe self.
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>>156430502
>girls are bathing in MCs bathroom
I honestly don't get even this part. Unless they were actually desperate, what high school girl would be trusting enough to shower in the house of a boy she barely knows?
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>>156430523
>conversations with my alternate universe self
Are you chuuni?
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>>156430533
The better question is why don't they ever lock the door if they do?
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>>156430523
Do you have roommates? Or like, anyone who would be able to hear you when you do that?
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>>156428596
This! Can anyone explain?
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>>156430594
a. it's easier to not be nervous when writing a note than when saying something directly
b. some people are better at writing than speaking
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>>156430421
well i meant that she doesnt question why she had to look at the birds for the past minute while he was doing an impression of a L.A. Noire suspect instead of responding
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>>156430594
What, have you never been autistic enough to directly express true love to your highschool crush?
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>>156430594
It's just a Japanese cultural thing as far as I know (although it is probably exacerbated in anime for the sake of drama).
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>>156430583
Do the Japs even have locks on their bathroom doors?
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>>156430548
No.
>>156430585
One time my sister walked in on me talking to myself but I don't know if she was paying much attention.
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>>156430533
>>156430583
They weren't even in the fucking bathroom at that point, they were sitting around the hallway without even a towel on.
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Violent, abusive girls.
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>>156430629
Honestly, I always assume that internal monologues happen a lot faster in canon than they do on screen. Like, how they're represented is limited by the speed of the character's typical speech patterns, but in reality people tend to think a lot faster than they talk.
Besides, if someone were to actually just sort of space out in the middle of a conversation, while I wouldn't really think of it as "normal," I also wouldn't really question it all that much. It's a thing that happens, after all.
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Females acting retarded/unreasonable/violent and men just accepting it as a rule of the universe.
>Well OBVIOUSLY she can hit me when shes feeling upset, I am a cartoon who cant feel pain after all.
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>>156422982
>>156423289
>>156423381

This entire argument is fucking retarded. The morons that make these charts cherry pick images that support their own biases - anime is fucking cartoons and the artists can draw it any way they want.
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>Hot chicks without horrible personality-disorders or whatever incredibly enamored with a straight, boring male character who just wants them to leave him alone
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>>156428638
What are you talking about nigga? Your body temperature has nothing to do with your likelihood of catching a cold. It's always "oh I made x go outside in the rain so it's my fault they caught a cold". That's factually incorrect.
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>>156430034
How come most of us haven't acquired it yet?
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Why are most anime characters drawn to look like white people?
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>>156430809
It has nothing to do with whether the germs enter your body in the first place, but it does affect the likelihood that your immune system will take care of them before they cause you to be sick
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> fucking 13-15 year olds behaving like a normal adult, living on their own, cooking on their own, going out at fucking night on their own because their parents "work late"
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>>156430809
Lowering your body temperature for an extended period of time weakens the immune system and provides a more hospitable environment for bacteria.
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>>156430889
Because the physical differences between Japanese people and white people are actually pretty subtle, and anime art styles are typically abstracted enough that those differences don't really show up
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>>156430809
People normally only consider themselves to have a cold once they start showing symptoms, not the moment they got infected by the virus. Chances are, if you've been near someone with a cold, you're already infected, but having been infected is no guarantee that you will show symptoms; your body may be able to fight it off before you do. However, lowering your body temperature reduces your body's ability to do so, thereby increasing the chances of showing symptoms.
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>>156422869
I've only gotten one when I was sick. This is a trope that makes more sense if it's for a little kid or a sick character.
>>156423227
Cute small girls like being pet by someone they like, anon

>>156423313
Fuck off, you fucked up the easiest fucking meme in the world.

>>156423480
The japanese are really sexually repressed so this is probably a cultural thing sex-hungry murricans won't get so a lot of them probably react similarly when a girl actually wants to fuck (Many would rather concentrate on careers and jobs if they can't find love and guys just want sex instead of investing time in a relationship since once they get a job they'll barely be home anyway). This is why idols and shit like dating sims and that kind of culture keep growing. Gaijin Goombah on youtube is garbage but one of his not-garbage videos talks about this (about the MEMEME video if i'm not mistaken) if you're interested, but there's probably a better source of information than that ugly fatass. God i hate him.

>>156423935
Some people have panty fetishes, anon. This isn't even a japan-specific thing. Ever hear of a panty raid?
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>>156430922

Nope. There are many anime where the background characters are drawn to look more asian while the main characters look white even though they are all Japanese.
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>>156430891
>>156430909
>>156430934
But the fact that EVERY SINGLE TIME someone goes out in the rain or some other shit like that, they have a cold that debilitates them for an entire day, that's ridiculous. 30 minutes in the rain isn't going to ruin your next day.
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> anime OP has some character running happily across the screen
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>>156430224
That would be fucking fantastic.
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>>156424236
The problem with this is that the korean one isn't accurate anymore. Koreans have normalized plastic surgery to the point where it's an acceptable birthday gift to a 16-18 year old girl to get jaw shaving an other shit. In asian countries there's often ONE beauty standard so everyone quite literally starts looking the same (There's some memey pics like that if anyone has any to share).

Japs do it too but most of them go for makeup to hide their imperfections.

If you don't know what i mean by the beauty standard
Asians
>same jawline
>same nose shape
>Same eye shape (emphasis on bigger eyes)
>everyone follows the same makeup trends
>small lips

American beauty standards:
>Eyeshape just emphasizes current eyeshape to make them pop, trend changes frequently from different eyeliners (Which change the eyeshape a bit) to different eyeshadow colors. Asian countries mostly keep the same trends with minor changes (like the 'drunk' makeup trend)
>As long as you don't have a manjaw pretty much bangable
>nose can be whatever shape if it's not huge
>etc you get the fucking point

Korea and Japan overlap a lot on beauty trends so i can't even tell a korean woman from a japanese one anymore since they all use circle lenses, and if they don't get eyelid surgery they're using eyelid tape.

China I think is similar but no one cares about china
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>>156430963
Do you have any examples of this? I've never noticed it.
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>>156430974
You know how a running young child who gets told "Don't run or you'll fall" will always fall the next moment? It's like that. It's just not satisfying if it doesn't happen.
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>MC sees Female protag naked accidently
>Everyone in the situation should be able to know it's a misunderstanding
>"H-Hentai..b-baka!"
>MC gets the shit kicked out of him before he even has a chance to explain himself
It's not cute, just get embarrassed and apoligise you cunt.
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>>156423886
Meat head. It means "dumbass" basically.
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>>156431028

Watamote episode 2. You wouldn't know that Kuroki is Japanese from her appearance but the fat manga drawing dude looks asian and so does the male art teacher.
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>>156431026
I went to a boarding school with lots of Asians. Could usually tell Korean from Chinese, there were only a couple of Japanese students but I could also tell those ones. Typically in terms of looks go, I found Korean girls > Japanese > Chinese. It's depressing if they really do get surgery like that. I'd like to see these pics of everyone looking the same.
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>>156424940
Anon I believe you, I think these virgins don't know the difference between being nervous and being scared.

Everyone is nervous their first time. People can be nervous on their 100th time if it's with a new partner.

Girls are more likely to be legitimately scared about having sex the first time than guys though which has to do with social standards (Guys are expected to fuck everything in sight, girls are expected to be closed legged but not prudes)

>>156427049
The sneezing thing is a sorta "saying" I guess, whatever you call em?
In america people more likely say your ears ringing at random is because someone's talking about you but i've heard it said about sneezing too might just depend on where you live and who you know

The nosebleed thing i don't get either even after having it explained to me

People in korea think you can die if you fall asleep with a fan on so i think that's another culture-specific stupid thing?
I mean your body IS more susceptible to bacteria and viruses and shit when your body temperature is lowered but if you don't come in contact with that shit you don't magically get sick. This is done in western media too.
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>>156431055
Seems like just plot convenience and very forced to me.
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>>156431083
>if you fall asleep with the fan on
Jesus that's extreme.
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>>156431135
There are parts of the US where people say that you'll die if you don't chew your food at least 30 times before swallowing it. People just say weird things like that for some reason.
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>>156430893
It's called responsibility
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>>156427160
He means when the panties aren't on a woman. Like MCforeveralone accidentally picks up her panties off the floor or some stupid shit and everyone freaks the fuck out about it.

Speaking of which
>Female character becoming ULTRA FUCKING VIOLENT when the guy CLEARLY ACCIDENTALLY touches her tits.
Love Hina is guilty for ths. Sure, some of them are misunderstandings, but there's times where SHE WITNESSES HIM TRIP AND FALL INTO HER TITS but it's still enough to beat him up for? If he lingers too long sure or cops a feel while he's there, whatever, but jesus CHRIST lady you're going to murder someone for something they did by accident.

That one really annoys me because it's also kind of overdone to hell and just gets boring nowadays.

>>156427758
I actually wonder if it's a stylization of them looking down in some cases since someone looking down, from a certain angle, can look like their eyes are closed

>>156428596
I don't get what you mean by this. What's confusing about love letters?
Japan loves the idea of love and romance (enough proof is in the translation of western movie titles. a lot of them add love to the title for some reason) so it's probably just a cute thing they do that people in the west don't do so much because texting has replaced basic human interaction. Asians, despite being more obsessed with their cellphones than we are, have more social interaction than we do. Maybe they're strict as fuck on cell usage in schools and shit i guess?

>>156428619
It used to be more common when many people didn't have baths in their homes, so a communal bathhouse was the answer. If you go to a hot spring, you need to bathe before you go in so this is usually communal as well.
Nowadays most homes have included baths so people have probably moved away from communal bathing outside hot springs (Which you could compare to a sauna I guess in terms of communal use from how i see it?)

One thing i do know is that japs share bathwater to reduce water usage.
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>>156428692
I think its an exaggerated stylization of feeling all of your energy suddenly leave your body when someone is surprisingly stupid.

It got way overused though so i agree that now it's retarded but it's also being used less in newer anime i've noticed.

I'll add one though

>Female protagonist is almost always unrealistically clumsy, falling over more than a toddler learning to walk
I like garbage slice of life school anime so i see this one a lot and it just makes me groan after the first couple times. We get it. She's fucking clumsy. Have her knock some shit over instead or something.

I'm clumsy but i fall over maybe once or twice a year?
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The "Asian expert" who's quoting up a storm really needs to kill himself.
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>>156423935
The weirdest panties-related trope is when someone puts them on his head like a bandana, that just doesn't make sense.
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>Person being lazy af
>Get's stuff done better than anyone else
It just doesn't happen unless you are an idiot savant
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>>156429295
>>156429359
Anyone here who can confirm if this is more accepted/possibly common in Japan? I mean they're a country that believes it's a good thing to fall asleep at work because it means you worked so hard you passed out, so i can see this being more accepted there. I think it's absurd when it's middle schoolers though but i can see it happening to a high schooler.

>>156430135
Yes for cooking, no for baking. Baking is literally chemistry and doing something like whisking too hard, mixing too much, etc shit tht a newbie isn't going to really know about/know how to recognize can fuck up the entire recipe

>example: I once made see-through lacey cookies by accident by WAY overmixing a batch of cookies when i was 18

A lot of people are unsure of how to cook meat too if they don't have a meat thermometer.


>>156430889
Because western cartoons like Betty Boop influenced japanese animation heavily. Plus now, asian beauty standards for eyes are basically "make them look round"

>>156430893
It's called responsibility dude. The living on your own thing is probably more normal there than in the west, but everything else someone can reasonably do here too if they're responsible. It's also safer in japan than in murrica.
>>156430963
I've read this is a way to stylize the person as a different kind of asian
For example, Brock from Pokemon is meant to be chinese (and they actually worried when they sent it to america that people would think it was a racist stereotype because it sorta is (darker skin, slantier eyes)
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>>156431071
Girls need to be kawaii desu even when they're a loner like Tomo but guys can actually vary in bodytype.

Only time you see a chubby or fat girl in anime she's drawn similar to the ugly male character designs.
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>>156431206
It's called get the adults out of the story. It's not real
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>>156431135
Yeah it's so bad that a lot of fans there are sold with timers, which isn't unusual on it's own until you find out they're advertized with the life-saving timer being the main selling point lol.

>>156431199
I wanna take this time to point out that the mother warning of "don't swim after eating for 30 minutes" Is legit. My friend apparently knows someone who died because he got a cramp while swimming. I think it was in open water which makes more sense to be careful about than a pool. Just figured i'd share the warning, save a life, whatever.
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>>156431285
Probably some soon-to-be ALT that studied Japan's "Bushido code" and bows to their elders.
Honestly, once you go over there, after about the first 2 weeks, you learn just how depressing and regressed Japan really is. The only culture shock I had is that the people there are just like those from the US and aren't racist, wise, or stereotypical caricatures of the Japanese people we see in Anime.
There literally is no difference between Japan and Western culture these days aside from language and business etiquette/corporate culture.
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>>156431475
That warning really should be more along the lines of "don't exercise heavily directly after eating" though. If you're just relaxing in the water, it doesn't really matter.
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>>156431495
I live in Japan, and you're just as stupid as he is. I'm glad you enjoyed your short vacation here, though.
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>>156431447

I suppose that's why Sonic Meat looks Japanese but Galko doesn't
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>>156420970
>>156422662
>>156422769

Nasal Congestion, you fuckers.
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>>156431495
>tfw femanon
>just genuinely interested in asian cultures especially social standards and how they compare to the west

I don't raise them to some higher standard. I'd hate to live in Japan. It's more expensive, the social and societal pressures are way worse than murrica, people are more than the tropes and cliches you find in anime just like in the west, etc.

Just because i'm excited to talk about what I have found out in my time learning about the culture doesn't mean i'm some kinda japan-fetishizing weirdo.

I'm also REALLY fucking stoned so legit every reply i made felt like it took an hour to make so I didn't realize i was posting as much as I was.

I haven't visited japan and honestly only want to to visit the natural beauty, eat the food (can't find anything where I live that isn't going to make you sick unfortunately. Low quality sushi places run by mexican teenagers for example), and look at the cute fashion girls in harajuku.

My only stipulation is i want to learn the language before I go because i think it'd be rude to go without trying to learn more than the dumb shit i know from anime that won't take me anywhere.


I'm sticking with my retarded stoner stoning it up excuse so hate me for that.

Actually funny thing is most of my info from this thread comes from an interest in makeup, which lead me to the AB community (asian-style skincare) and my weeb phase from middle school.

Hopefully this picture of tits is enough to pacify the angry weebs of 4chins.
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>>156431427
There's also the fact that there usually aren't white characters to compare them to.
When there are white characters in anime or manga (e.g. the Brits from the K-on movie, Carol from Tomo-chan), they often do look distinctly more caucasian than the Japanese characters
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>>156431547
Relaxing in water isn't the same as swimming now is it?
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>>156431623
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>>156431623
reddit spacing
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>>156431571
>I live in Japan
Makes you the wisest amongst of us all, right? The be–all and end–all of Japanese experts of every tiny bit of culture, history, and life.

>>156431571
>short vacation here
Worked and lived there for 8 years, and don't get me wrong. I don't hate or have any sort of disdain for the culture at all. In fact it's a wonderful place but I feel as though too many people put it on it's own unique pedestal.
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>>156431639
I'll argue that you're right in SOME cases. In others, the solution to making them look whiter is just giving them blonde hair and big ass tits.
I think most foreign characters in general get the blonde hair treatment rather than any facial distinction.

The only one I can think of that MAYBE has SOME change is the girl from sayonara zetsubou sensei but that's kind of a stretch to me. Got any examples anon?

My favourite are the murrican characters in keroro gunso.
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>>156423480
>all of the side characters sitting in different parts of the stadium making commentary can apparently hear each other

This happens in just about every piece of fiction. Stadiums, night clubs, outside in general, driving on motorcycles, riding subway cars, standing next to a roaring river or waterfall, etc... everybody can hear each other with perfect clarity and without having to shout really fucking loud.

>>156428360
>not terribly common but the meme of "middle aged guy owns a coffee shop that gets absolutely no customers but somehow stays open"

The coffee is really expensive.

>>156429295
>People falling down after witnessing something stupid

Believe it or not, this was a western thing first.

>>156431083
>People in korea think you can die if you fall asleep with a fan on

Chinese, too. Every few months they'll have another story about how someone died sleeping with the fan on, because the cold killed them.

>>156431388
>It just doesn't happen unless you are an idiot savant

Or Pang Tong.
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>>156431653
That's true, but I've usually heard the saying as "don't go in the water within 30 minutes after eating," and I guess I just didn't really think about the fact that what you said was different
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>>156419938
Harem protags who seem to never get turned on or be embarrassed.

I saw a clip from Saekano where one of the girls basically gives him a footjob and he turns her down.

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO WATCH SOMETHING LIKE THAT! WHY NOT MAKE YOUR PROTAGONIST FUN
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>>156431697
>The coffee is really expensive.
That's why you're not a business man and will never run a business. It literally does not work that way at all.

>Believe it or not, this was a western thing first.
Give me examples.
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>>156431623
Holy shit, it's worse than I thought. Just kill yourself.

>>156431674
>There's no major differences between Japan and western culture
Like I said, you're an idiot. Do you even speak moon, or did you work at an American company and use English all day? You ever attend school here? How many non English speaking Japanese friends did you have? I'm calling you an idiot because the shit you're saying is just wrong. That retarded fujo offboarder needs to kill herself, but the shit you're saying isn't right either.
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>>156431670
That's a real big stretch to go to take a dig at leddit, anon

>tfw it's from facebook though so not much better

>>156431674
I agree with you on the pedestal thing. I've actually had an argument with someone before (Literally the posterboy for the neckbeard pic i swear i wish i had a picture) over how much he idealized japan and how anime was a very condensed version of japanese culture and life similar to how western cartoons are. He didn't want to hear it. He wholey believed it was some magical land where people were accepting, everyone was friends, and his life would be perfect if he could just move to nippon and get a kawaii japanese girlfriend.

Isn't bullying a massive problem in japan if you're too different from others? He'd be eaten alive, his neck was so fat it literally just became his cheeks. There's no other way to describe it to me. I might try to draw it because it's just so unfathomably fat of a head.
He had a crush on one of our coworkers who was gorgeous enough to be a pro model and thought he had a chance with her...
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>>156429819
literally have never heard ANY actual person say this. the only comment about sneezing is that at least 1 person within earshot WILL say "bless you".
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>character making long speech of some sort
>pause for breath
>cut to close up of another character nearby
>they just says the name of the person talking
>cut back to speech
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>>156431685
Like I said, the British people in the K-On movie and Carol from Tomo-chan are the ones that stick out in my mind the most, and I can't really think of many other white anime/manga characters off the top of my head.
Maybe it's rarer than I think, and I usually just don't notice when characters are supposed to be white.
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>>156423381
Why japs are so butthurt that they have to use white looking japanese model?

We are talking about racial features here.
Japs mostly have flat faces and their eyes different from white people.
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>>156431767
Pic related is what you sound like, anon. Maybe you're the one who should kill yourself.
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>>156431817
No, it's definitely the stupid rambling landwhale that needs to go.
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>>156431782
>I never experienced it so it CAN'T be true

>>156431810
It doesn't help that they're almost always half instead of fully caucasian so the line is sorta blurred anyway.
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>>156431832
Whatever you say, Mort.
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>>156431767
>Do you even speak moon, or did you work at an American company and use English all day? You ever attend school here? How many non English speaking Japanese friends did you have?
Barely because I didn't have to. What I did have under my belt at the time was literally the equivalent of pidgin English. Yes, I did work at an American company at the time called "Internal Horizons" that focused on helping people advance their already good English speaking/writing skills.
Never attended school since I was already happy with my degree that I earned in the US.
I also had plenty of Japanese friends while I was there but haven't spoken or contacted them in years because, obviously, the language barrier.
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>>156431866
I'd say working in a country for eight years, even if you didn't speak the language, still affords you more credibility on witnessing day-to-day life of the japanese than the whining weeaboo who's mad HE'S not the authority on japland.
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>>156431725
>Give me examples.

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/FaceFault

Keep in mind, that subject covers more than just the "fall" or "slouch" gag. For my own self, I remember it happening in Beetle Bailey, but it was done as an intentional reference to old comic strip humor.
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>>156431866
So the completely incorrect assessment you gave was borne of a specific set of circumstances that I was able to quickly and accurately identify because I've seen it before. Trust me on this one, you're way off the mark.
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>>156431900

Pick related is first western example they give, and come to think of it, I HAVE seen this in newspaper comics before (Which are kinda shit-tier on humor anyway so i guess it fits that it's a shitty trope in anime too).
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>>156431854
>anime club
>it goes left to right
that triggered me for good
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>>156431901
>Trust me on this one, you're way off the mark.
You know what? At this point, whatever helps you sleep, my man.
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>>156430523
Me too. My mom used to think I talked to demons.
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>>156431936
Anime Club by K.C. Greene. Check it out anon. Google gunshow comic and scroll down, you'll see the link to all of em. It's a quick read.

>>156431901
Loooooool
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>>156430979
I hate this
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>>156431946
i talk to myself when i'm stressed out but i don't do it much anymore.
Usually i'll go take a drive so i can just rant and yell and scream as loud as i want to without disturbing anyone.

Talking to yourself is pretty normal as long as you don't really think you're talking to someone else.
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>>156431938
>Let me tell you about the culture and what I learned without speaking the language, and working at an American company interacting with other westernized people
No please, keep pretending you know what you're talking about.

>>156431968
Can't you just go blog on Tumblr instead?
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>>156431925

Probably also why it fell out of favor. It isn't really that funny and only works in obviously silly and slapstick environments. I think the only time I laughed at one was when Kaname did it off camera. For some reason the animators playing with the gag made it humorous.
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>>156432027
Yeah. The only times I enjoy it nowadays is when they incorporate it more organically

>Two characters walking
>One says something stupid
>The other trips, startled by the stupidity, and falls

Sounds dumb when I write it out, but i remember seeing a few anime doing it this way and i think it's a lot more forgivable.
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>>156422982
>>156423381
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>>156429819
More common in mexico
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>>156432001
>No please, keep pretending you know what you're talking about.
Like I said, keep believing whatever it is you want to believe because nothing I post is going to change that.
I could have told you that I was a Japanese PhD with pictures of my framed doctorate certificate, a salary man, English teacher that spoke fluent Japanese, or even Abe himself, and you still would continue believing that I was pretending.
So what's the point of continuing this? Like I said, whatever helps you sleep at night.
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>>156432061
dey arr rook za same
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>>156431925
Huh.
Alright, I'm convinced.
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>every OP has the words sekai and yume somewhere in the lyrics
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>>156432102
Are you actually retarded or just angry that I got the nail on the head because it's easy to see how mistaken you are? Seriously, you "I know Japanese stuff because I worked at an American company and spoke English all day" idiots are almost as bad as the fat English teachers who get mad that no one thinks they're cool. Seriously, what do you actually think you know about the culture if you can't interact with the natives on their own language?
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>>156432149
You are so fucking dense that it's unbelievable.
Like I posted before, NO MATTER WHAT I SAY, DESCRIBE, TELL YOU, you're still not going to believe me.
So why waste my time?
I could describe the culture, people, cuisine, etc. to the teeth and you'd still think I was lying.
So I'm going to reiterate once more... What's the point?
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>>156432235
>Get called out with laser precision
>"Yeah, whatever. There's no point anyways"
You're right, because you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
>...
Seriously, where the fuck do you people come from?
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>>156432149
Where's your proof that he's wrong other than assuming he is because he worked for an american company?

Why are you so butthurt dude? Who hurt you, anon?

The non-autistic do something called "observation." It's also possible he learned about the culture through english-speaking friends. You don't live in a country for eight years and find out NOTHING about the culture, anon, that's literally retarded. People go to Japan as tourists speaking only English and come out learning more than most people, just depends on where you go and what you do while you're there like with any place.

It's the difference between going to Anaheim California for Disneyland and going to Anaheim California for Anaheim. If you do the former you won't know shit about Anaheim, but if you do the latter, you'll come back knowing a little bit more than before you left, even if you're not an expert.
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>>156432255
You sound literally fucking retarded.
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>>156432267
He said Japan is no different than western nations in terms of culture. That's complete bullshit. That's all there is to it. Try actually talking to someone who lives here and who can interact with the people around them and ask them if they think it's the same. If a Chinese guy moved to Chinatown, only spoke Chinese and worked at a Chinese company, do you think he'd be qualified to comment on American culture? Serious question. If you think the answer is yes, you might be retarded.

>>156432291
You're actually retarded.
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>>156422982
>>156423381
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>>156432400
>Serious question.
I'd trust them enough to make valid comparison of the differences and similarities. Considering that they lived in both countries for some time.
Most people never leave their home country and act like they know everything about the world.
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Fucking kabedons.
>Only one arm on the wall
>Dude doesn't think to use the other hand, and if he does it just looks stupid
> Recipient just stares like a dumb fuck
>Literally an opening near the other arm if they think this is weird/they need to go somewhere

Whoever came up with it needs to be shot. Cicada block was the only thing goid that resulted from it.
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>>156432470
How? How do you actually understand a culture if you can't interact with it on a fundamental level? The fact that he said Japanese culture is the same as the west is a massive red flag to anyone who actually knows anything about the country. Hell, even without speaking moon I don't understand how you some up with something that stupid.
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>>156431797
Example?
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>genki girls smiling all the time pretending to be happy
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>>156432560
>pretending to be happy
They're idealized fictional characters, there is no reason to assume they aren't legitimately happy
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>>156432400
Ehhh
There's a difference between day-to-day social culture and things like cultural beliefs and shit like that so I have the feeling he meant the former. Regardless you're absolutely RAGING about it and that's really sad, anon.
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>>156432593
If you're going to samefag, stop doing shit like caps lock yelling and giving yourself away, you ignorant retard.
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>>156432588
Assuming that any sort of legitimate happiness exists breaks my suspension of disbelief
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>>156432612
>gotta make sure everyone knows I got the last word on the internet, because my ego is so fragile I can't just stop arguing anonymously on the internet and shitting up the thread
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>>156432612
I'm not samefagging i'm just replying a lot, I figured you'd get that since you raged at me for doing so earlier lmfao.

I'm just pointing it out to you because you're seriously acting like an autistic toddler and derailing the thread on anime tropes because you're not the only one who knows what Japan is. You've contributed nothing to any conversation or even to your rage to the other anon who still in my opinion has more clout than you do.

If the mexicans who live in america that don't speak english can know more about america than murricans do, someone who lives in japan for eight years probably knows a decent amount about the country.

If you weren't such an unreasonable dipshit in your pisspoor arguments, he probably wouldn't have gotten fed up explaining his side and experiences and might've shared some stories about his life in Japan.
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>>156432612
That's not even me, you dumb fuck.
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>>156432660
I'm telling you guys, he's literally Mort from anime club.
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>>156432668
>The stupid fujo replied again
It's like stepping in dog shit.

>>156432684
Sorry, the other offboard retard decided to pick up the slack for you. Isn't it funny how the stupid weeb you made fun of earlier is agreeing with you now? Let that sink in.
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>>156432684
Wow forgive me for mistaking one person for another on an anonymous message board lmfaooooo.
Regardless it's not samefagging if you're not trying to hide the fact you're the one replying lol. It'd be samefagging if i was purposefully pretending to be multiple people to gang up on Mort.

I'm just stoned and annoying is all.
Rage all you want, if you're not a newfag yourself you'll know why that's not going to make me stop
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anime speed-lines during a conversation
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So in an attempt to stop the toxic sewage of retarded nerdrage let's find more tropes

>the stupid sweatdrop thing
Trying to explain this one to anyone new to anime is always kind of awkward.
>sudden change of a more simplified style to pull off any of the tropes listed in the thread already as though that's more forgivable
>Pretty much any of the "character types" can fall under this shit depending on how "down to the letter" they are

Especially if they're the kind that that's literally all they are and there's never any development on their character besides this.
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>MC has friends
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>>156432834
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>>156430523
If you're Anne of Green Gables, that's adorable.
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>>156432799
You need to fuck off.
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>>156432945
What the fuck. this image is basically the most shounen thing that I have ever seen in my life.

And I though Fairy Tail was bad.
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>>156431097
Of course it's plot convenience, it's fiction; cause and effect typically work backwards. Characters don't get colds because they got soaked in the rain, they got soaked in the rain in order to get a cold. If they weren't supposed to get a cold, there would be no reason for them to get soaked in the rain in the first place.

Q: Why did the anime character cross the road?
A: To get run over by a truck.
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>telling instead of showing

nothing irritates me more
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>>156433012
Contribute or kill yourself anon
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>>156430502
I've never used "Elliot Rodger" as a verb but I think I will now. Thanks.
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>>156423008

Go back to being dead Meruem.
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>>156433159
Cleansing the filth is always contributing.
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>>156433247
Well with Mort gone I think we can finally get this thread back on the rails.
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>>156433291
Not until you kill yourself, disgusting fujo.
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There's more autism in here than this retarded kid I used to work with.
And that autist fucking died from retardation.
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>>156433291
Sadly as evidenced by
>>156433247
>>156433360
These two posts i'm sure Mort's still sticking around to stroke his rageboner.

Thanks for killing the thread, autist.
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>>156433786
How did you manage to stray this far from tumblr? Did you sneak in through a JoJo thread or something?
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Wait was this thread cleaned up from some posts?
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>>156431623
I prefer parrots over tits, honestly
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>>156433145
>Characters having a conversation
>one character just suddenly starts dumping setting information and backstory with the syntax not even matching the conversation lead-in
>Doesn't even address someone in particular, just cuts off the conversation and talks at the audience
It's the absolute worst.
No wait, this is even worse
>character is alone
>starts talking to themselves, out loud, at length
>explains their character motivation or observes some detailed setting/scenario information exhaustively in a completely random soliloquy.
>observes/explains stuff the audience can already see and doesn't even need explained
This shit drives me nuts. Twin angel break this season has been really fucking bad for it.
>character arrives at their new school
>long panning shot shows off the new school
>character says, to themselves, "this is my new school, I'm starting here tomorrow."
Holy goddamn fuck. Stop this.
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>>156419938
Recap episode in the middle of a season.
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>>156422869
ew, no
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>>156430502
ok virgin
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>>156419938
its kind of cute
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>>156430185
>A literary trope is the use of figurative language – via word, phrase, or even an image – for artistic effect such as using a figure of speech.
whoa us nerds amirite, recognising cliches in cartoons, so clever of us! xD
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>>156422982
>head is tilted
lmao
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>nobody likes the upbeat, outgoing and friendly character because he isn't a quiet, reserved, boring nerd like the MC
>that character is the butt of every joke
Its almost like otaku anime writers are butthurt that they themselves werent the ideal of popularity in HS or something
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>>156431866

>expending almost 10 years in a country
>doesn't speak or learn the native language

why americans do this? Lazy as fuck, too dumb or just don't give a fuck?
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>>156433858
>grasping this hard at straws

Face it morty, you're the shitstain in this thread.

>>156434431
Here ya go, anon <3

>>156435170
I know sometimes a show will go a long time without airing so the recaps can be necessary but fuck, why not edit them out for dvd releases?

>>156435842
This is probably pretty accurate at least in some cases. Kinda like how Hollywood sometimes struggles to write movies for women, relying on a lot of "chick flick" tropes to make a quick buck (Bridesmaids is one of the ones that broke this trend though)
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>>156437658
He explained he didn't really need to.

I watch a youtube who blogs from China and one of his videos he talked about an "english speaking bubble." Basically in any foreign country, there's a pocket of foreigners, americans. People spend more time with them because it's familiarity in a strange country, and especially when dealing with culture shock this is comforting. Some people however never brave away from that comforting bubble so they don't learn the language to the extent they could, they don't experience absolutely everything because they talk to other americans instead.

To be fair, foreigners in America do the same exact thing. There's pockets of italians, pockets of mexicans, etc. Excluding american-born ones who are pocketed because of economic reasons, a lot of foreigners will join the pockets with other native-tongued foreigners and that's why you see non-english speaking people working cash registers and pissing off every single-languaged speaker in line.

All people suck equally in different ways imo
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>>156430893
That's not exclusive to anime
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>>156419938
Why do they put a balloon on their nose when they sleep?
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>>156437693
Please kill yourself, you stupid attentionwhore.
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>>156437799
But don't let that stop him from telling you that he totally understands Japanese culture.
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>permablush
I don't get it.
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>>156437658
We're just returning the favor after all the non-English speakers decided it's perfectly okay to come to America, stay here long term, and not even bother to learn the local mother tongue.
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>>156419938
That's a general thing not a anime thing
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>>156437799
The formal term for those are cultural enclaves. They are extremely common pretty much anywhere and often formed because immigrant workers exploit loopholes in 1st world immigration laws that allow them to import their entire extended family after only one member acquires proper citizenship.
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>>156419938
Blue-eyed, blond-haired Japanese people
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>draw a girl
>call it a boy
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>>156419938
Girl cutting their hair to signify they've 'grown stronger'
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>>156441037
When
Will
They
Learn?
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>>156419938
>With characters parents: father is a rich/wealthy Japanese,but mother is a middle/work class foreigner(only 10% or so is vice versa).Seems like the Japanese folks are too much into unrealistic fairy-tales romances(that's how fucked up their perception are nowadays,among others).

>People who are super smart and have photographic memory,are arrogant with ego's to match,full of themselves on a constant basis,too much pride and have a superiority complex(aka they are "perfect" ,so they are above everyone else).Also,they seems to have no skills about even the most basic stuff(things that can be easily learn on a elementary school level in mostly Western/Latin-America/Middle Eastern countries,even fucking Sub-Sahara Africans can do it if they try).

>Unable to speak and understand even normal/basic elementary level English,while being an elite high school/college/university level student/graduate(children/people of mostly African descent in the 3rd/4th/5th generations can speak 5 different languages fluently when they are 18/20 years old in the EU... without any difficulty and that's with an IQ average of 75! ).

This also happens in a lot of live-action drama's and unfortunately in real-life as well.
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>>156419938
>met a new character a day ago
>already BESTo FRIENDO FOR LAIFU I KNOW WHATS BEST FOR HIM AND YOU DONT UNDERSTAND HIM BUT I DO

Dropped Index after a few episodes because of this.
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>>156430979
that's a god-tier trope. especially combined with an upbeat theme
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>>156419938

Why 'the First Girl Wins' trope is so prevalent in manga. It makes things too predictable.
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>Enemy harms MC and his friends
>MC and his friends just let the enemy go with no repercussions or the enemy just "xd he got away!"
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>>156431083

You basically said what the original person said about being nervous about sex. Stop being a retard who thinks they're special because they had sex once.
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>wealth ex machina
Someone is really rich and this is used to move the plot or used as a overall explanation as to why the mc doesnt have to have real world problems.
Mugi in Kon is one of the worst examples.
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>>156440137

Who in the fuck blows nose bubbles in their sleep?

Do you have that much slime in your fucking nose for it?
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>>156431083

A lot of people are scared of STDs and rubbers breaking. Stop trying to act like some kind of sex god on a fucking anime board.
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What is it with Japan and transfer students?
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>>156432552
Wolrd Trigger
MC is just naming and parroting people when they are talking
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>Girl scream as we get a shot of the outside of the house or up in the air
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>>156445583
>EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?!
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>>156432552


Every fucking action anime in existence.
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>>156434884

THIS IS THE START OF MY NEW LIFE!
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>>156419938
>military member defies orders and does something on his own
>doesn't get punished for it
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>manga with a ninjas school
>all are serious about it, motivated, want to learn
>anime adds retarded girls with annoying voices who are afraid of frogs
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>>156432331
People who post like this should be banned.
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>>156446424
They do
>>
>closing your eyes and smiling
>>
If you work really really hard at something, put in your best effort, and have a genuine interest in doing well, you'll fail to the person with natural talent every time.

Like what the fuck kind of lesson is that even supposed to be?
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>>156437799

>going to another country with a different culture
>spending your whole time there with people from your country speaking your language

I repeat, why americans do this?
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>>156422982

It doesn't matter. You see stick figures as white. Japs see anything they draw as Japanese.
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>>156429914
no they use Xmonad
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>>156447243
>post even says non-americans do this
>still complain about americans
OBSESSED
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>character walk casually
>"he has no openings"
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>>156427049
>tfw sneeze when I look up when it's bright
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>>156430889
They're not. White people are drawn with large noses and exaggerated features. Fair skin and large eyes is just to emphasize attractiveness.
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>>156419938
The MC wearing their school uniform all the damn time. It's seriously annoying especially when wearing it would be a drawback/hamper them (like Kagome from Inuyasha).
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>>156429671
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>>156449320
Jotaro wearing his school uniform while crossing the desert by camel
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>>156428027
Plastic surgery carries over to children once embedded in parent
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Smiling with eyes closed will never not bother me.
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>>156429671
The kind who isn't a spineless cuck. If a woman chooses to assault a man, she can deal with the consequences.
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>>156428272
Fucking hell, you're right. I don't know what it is about old Japanese people but they're just so great. I now want to live in a cozy Japanese village with old folks shuffling about all day, telling youngsters to eat their greens and brush their teeth.
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>shounen "cute" talking pets
They are fucking annoying.
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>>156449683
>ooga booga, me hit women, me strong!
You're the worst type of person.
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>>156441716
That's not just a Japanese thing and makes sense too - long hair is a symbol of femininity and thus weakness, not to mention it is a hazard when fighting or doing industrial labour.
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>>156449723
Add an Osaka accent and they're burstingly adorable
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>>156429671
>he fell for the girls can hit boys with no consequences meme in baby school
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>>156433029
It's actually an all right series.
If you can get past the tropes, it's good.
It's better than FT, honestly. Maybe because FT doesn't have a story until Zeref shows up.
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>>156429671
The one who isn't a loser.
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>>156449852
Except the
>ooga boga me hit man me independent
mentality is popular with women nowadays. Don't hit people unless you are ready to get hit too.
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>>156419938
>character always has eyes closed
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>>156429671
This guy.
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>>156450086
Those are just chinese people
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>>156450086
That's called blindness anon
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>>156450086
>character always smiling with eyes closed
>he suddenly get serious and opens them
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>>156450086
You forgot
>opens them when they get serious
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>>156450222
>post trips
>not get get
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>>156429976
Well inexperienced people can make mistakes like using a tablespoon instead of a teaspoon or "it said to add 1 clove of garlic but i don't know what clove means so i just threw a whole head in instead"
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>>156429914
>the main girl can't cook
>TOO MUCH SALT
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It's not that I don't understand it, but I fucking hate cicadas.
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>>156419938
Child of destiny.

For some reason, the nips fucking hate the idea of some nobody's son becoming a powerful figure. I've read a ton of series, both action oriented and not, and yet the characters who succeed always have at least one impeccably talented or special parent, if not both. Any series you think doesn't have this, simply hasn't revealed the truth yet. The best they ever do is to just NOT reveal the special snowflake parent, because then it leaves open the possibility that they did something different for once -- but they didn't. It's so striking because the West values underdogs so highly, the idea someone has the genes of Jesus Christ kinda' makes it impossible to ever see them as an underdog.
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>>156450487
Why? Cicadas are cool
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>>156419938
>school
Why are so many animes based around fucking school. I still to this day do not understand.
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>>156431623
London?
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>>156450487
Buzz-a-buzz buzz.
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>>156423176
Not today, I have the smugest anime girl of them all
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>edgy guy uses knives
>licks the blade or blood off of the blade, always with a loud SHHHHLLLLL slurping sound

it's the worst. except for the time it happened in Yoshihiko.
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>>156432130
Sauce on this cutey?
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>>156423381
>>156423289
>>156422982
These are all cherry picked as fuck
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>>156450626
Because anime is for children.
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>>156432400
Except hes right

Any modern, civilized country is pretty much going to be the same as the rest, especially in an urban environment
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>>156450626
Some are aimed at school kids (or high school students).
Others are aimed at people who are attracted to school students.
Others are because it was the last time their creators actually interacted with other humans.

I really wish there was anime set at university though. There's the occasional manga but that's it.
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>>156450873
At least college would be a little more tolerable. You can have all the antics and young girls there too.
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>>156450626

Best time of our lives to escape to, I guess.
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>>156447033
this is true though
just replace "natural talent" with "born rich"
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>schoolkid
>livse alone

Is this really that common in Japan?
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>>156450626
after school/college your life is supposed to end as you get picked up by some company and spend the rest of your life as a salaryman working 13 hours a day at the office while a wife you haven't had a real conversation with in 3 years raises your children
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>>156430224
This actually happened in Bleach
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>>156430594
People in the West used to do this too (Google SWALK), they just stopped.
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>>156450626
>>156450782
>>156451494
http://en.rocketnews24.com/2017/04/04/japanese-college-students-share-four-ways-anime-high-school-is-different-from-real-high-school/


Reality is little bit different for Japanese highschool students!!
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>>156450515
From a writing perspective, it's easier to explain someone being amazing, if they're child of an amazing person.

Culturally Japan is a country with a long history where things like familial ties are highly respected, unlike America
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>>156452155
>4. The school is filled with handsome guys and beautiful girls


Well obviously it's not true as Japanese people are ugly as fuck.
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>>156450657
stop
STOP IT!
>>
We had a thread a week ago about characters saying the person's name for no reason during emotional situations. It's fucking retarded and it needs to die.
>IM SAD AND HERE ARE MY ISSUES
>anon-kun...
>HERE ARE MORE OF MY ISSUES
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>>156419938
>one sip of beer
>KKKKKIIIIIIIIIIIII-YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Like I get asians are weak to alcohol and all, but come the fuck on. One sip of beer does not warrant that
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>>156450670
>doesnt even move
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>>156452665
I've always hated how when they try to portray certain male characters as handsome when in reality they are anorexic feminine ugly as fuck betas with a faggot hairstyle.

Then you have characters who are considered to be "plain looking" when they literally look not much different than characters who are "attractive".
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>>156453253
I went a month without beer and man, that first sip..


OOOOOOIIIIISSSHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIII
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>>156419938
>Boy or girl gets flustered over calling someone else by their first name

Do japs actually get embarrassed over this shit?
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>>156453092
this x100
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>>156430979
>>156431972
>>156444539
I used to love it but after years of declining social life and becoming an adult watching some shounen happily running into the sunset just makes me want to fucking kill myself.
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>>156449320
>(like Kagome from Inuyasha).
It's even worse if they wore something else at some point early on but then never wore it again.
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>>156452155
>rocketjews
Neo-/a/ sure loves their fifth column burger-nippon news sites.
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>>156451181
I'll take one antidepressant to go please
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>>156429110
Japanese, on average, have a larger penis size than Americans.
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>girl trips on literally nothing
>MC catches her before she falls
>she instantly falls in love with him
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>>156453923

That's a trope in film too.
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The fucking characters who repeat what other characters are saying so that the audience gets it. For example

MC:
>"heh. if we hit his weak point he'll go down in one blow"

Other annoying fucking character
>"huh! so what you're saying is if we hit him in his chest, he's finished!"

To be fair this usually only happens in shitty shonens.
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>>156453292
went to japan in december. the amount of adult males with faggot haircuts is unbelievable, just saying
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>>156449723
>ywn be seduced by the much older and lonely widow who lives next door.

Feels bad man
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>>156450222
Yep
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Fat, bald, faceless, old men.
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>>156454630
It's to aid with self insertion
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>>156450812
This might be the stupidest thing I've read all week.
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>anime has a 2 minute OP
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>Japanese "humor"
All of it.
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>>156454988
this unironically. Most openings are just generic jpop or trashrock. It does nt need to be that long. just show the title with a some music for 5 seconds, then start the show.
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>>156455020
this. I don't find anime humor to be funny. It's too blunt and exaggerated. Not to mention it's corny cringe shit. They rely mostly on slapstick rather than wittiness
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>>156455020
>character does something stupid
>"oh my god that was so stupid"
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Female(male)
The japs have been pushing this meme forever, where did it even start?
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>>156455020
>manzai shit
this is not fucking funny stop fucking doing it, you nips
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>>156455038
But how else would we be reminded of the protagonist's goals, best friends, other supporting characters, and favorite things to do whenever we watch the latest episode?
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>>156454630
Yeah, I cannot stand that trope..
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>>156455020

Better than German humor.
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>>156455072
I can smell your fedora from here
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>>156455243

He's not wrong though. Japanese humor is limited to over-the-top knee-jerk shit.
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>>156455243
the kind of guy that wears a fedora to feel superior is the kind of guy that would watch children's animations from nippon
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>>156453292
>hating bishonen
Shit taste.
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>>156455243

How do you smell a fedora and why would you be able to?

Is it because you're... HUH

no..

MM-ASAKA!
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>>156455636
thanks, anon. I'm well aware i'm not wrong. Let him be the angry little autist that he is just because I don't like the Jap's stupid as fuck humor.
>guy some how manages to accidentally grab onto a girls boob
>continues to hold while squeezing a few times
>guy makes exaggerated frightened facial expression
>girl gets so angry she slaps him about 35 times in a matter of 5 seconds while yelling
>girl hits him so hard it sends him flying a mile over
>guy is not only not dead but is unharmed seconds later
>everyone completely forgets the situation and they move on
Fuck you and anyone who likes this overdone shit humor.
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>>156455236
Is there such a thing?
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>>156455819
japanese men aren't beautiful.
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>>156453257
I get really aroused when I imagine they're laughing at the size of my penis.
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>>156456026
Most men and people aren't. I enjoy Chinese cartoons because they are beautiful in them. Also interesting because its simply something that isn't happening in the west. Anyway, you already said it, just an anime versus real life. There are so few people who look like they are too good looking to be real.
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>>156456229

What he means is Japanese people are especially ugly.
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>>156456098
>I enjoy Chinese cartoons because they are beautiful in them
except the men look and act like legit faggots which is not attractive.
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>>156455125
how long have nips been lusting after pretty young crossdressers?
>Wakashū kabuki ("adolescent-boy kabuki"), with a cast composed entirely of attractive young men playing both male and female roles, and frequently dealing in erotic themes, originated circa 1612.[2](p90)
about 405 years apparently
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>>156455636
they also like puns
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>>156456287
There are good looking and bad people of every race. If you are comparing them on a Eurocentric view, obviously they'll mostly be ugly.

>>156456300
stop watching so many harems.
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>>156456356

yeah but majority of Japanese people are hopelessly ugly - very rare to find an attractive one
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>>156456439
agreed although I do feel the women can be very attractive.
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>>156456439
You say that like that's not the same in America.
You have to give it to them for taking care of their appearances and how they dress so even if they are ugly, it shows they try.
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>>156456439
Try walking around Tokyo. There's no shortage of attractive girls of all ages here. Can't speak for the guys, as I'm not gay.
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>>156431135
I've actually had it happen on several occasions where my tonsils will swell up if I sleep with my fan on and nothing covering my chest. Usually some hot tea or coffee will shrink them, but it is unpleasant as fuck to wake up to.
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>>156456673
I hate how guys convince themselves they can't tell if another guy is attractive or not. You have eyes and a brain. I'm not even saying you have to check out every guy but you can clearly tell if someone is attractive, ugly, or average just by seeing them.
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>>156456673

>attractive girls

seems you don't know the secrets of heavy makeup with asians which lead to their famous transformations
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>>156422982
>people who get plastic surgery to look like anime characters end up looking like anime characters

what stunning insight
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>>156450202
satou.png
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>>156455020
I get what you're saying but at least Nichibros was good
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>>156429976
>recipe called for baking powder
>used baking soda

It tasted like copper.
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>>156456726
I hate how girls and faggots think that straight guys have any sense of scale past "hideous" and "not hideous" when it comes to how other guys look.
>>
>Japanese people look like normal anime characters
>Koreans and Chinese have slanty as fuck eyes and other weird asian features

Do the japanese just not own any mirrors or something?
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>>156456990
Then your "not hideous" is good or decent looking. The only scale I have is average, unfortunate, and good looking. Way more unfortunate looking people then there are good looking people.
No one is going to watch Vietnamese cartoons with ugly character designs. You saw what happened to Aku no Hana.
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>>156457124
It also encompasses average, because unless someone's face is offensive to look at, I don't know if girls find it cute, handsome or just normal.
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>>156423289
>>156424668
>>156430794
>>156432061
>>156431813
>>156447294
>>156450762
>>156423369
>>156428027
>they still replying to ancient 2chan troll pic
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>>156457047
Anime characters don't look Asian considering they all have big round eyes. The shows that go for a more realistic japanese look always have ugly characters because Asian people in general are really really ugly.
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>>156457281
Average is good enough to be considered attractive since there are so few really attractive faces out there. So long as there are no glaring bad features.
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>>156457550
No, average is average. That's why it's called average.
>>
There's some sort of distinctly unfunny brand of Japanese humor that really does not translate well to Western sensibilities.

IIRC, it was very noticeable in some parts of Genshiken S2 and a lot of Nichijou. Other shows have god-tier, universal humor, like Danshi Koukousei.

Does someone happen to know what I'm referring to?
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>>156457659
Your scale is hideous and not hideous so that is good enough to be considered attractive so long as they aren't offensive to look at apparently.
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>>156457356
White people are uglier.
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>>156419938
>incest
>rape/forced
>poorly written women
>moeshit
>excessive fanservice
>harem
>lolishit/shotashit
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>>156453292
Japanese men have to make up for the fact that they are known for small pensises. Dick size is largely irrelevant but a lot of men think it makes them less of a man. Japanese masculinity is kind of fucked up all around. Their culture is shit and they don't know how to talk to women.
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>>156457733
No, I said I can't rate men on attractiveness past "not hideous". Average and good looking are both after that. They exist, but I can't tell them apart. Not everyone is a faggot that checks out dudes.
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>>156453413
Apparently telling someone that you love them is taboo.
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>>156458012
I didn't say you had to check people out to rate their attractiveness. You can tell who is attractive, average, above average, and ugly just by looking whether you admit to it or not.
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>>156457737
bait/10
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>He has tons of power so ill use speed to beat him!!
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>>156422982
>man-jawed western whores thinking they look anything like 2D
The arrogance of 3DPD truly knows no bounds.
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>>156458170
friendly reminder that 60% of american adults are overweight
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>>156458435
>thinking boogie is overweight
>not knowing what obese is
Gee its like you dont even know what bait is.
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>Anime tries to be high brow and self-aware about it's cliches.
>It still rolls with them anyway.
>The only thing different is some nerd character goes "wow this is like an anime!"
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>>156449015
Sun sneezes man. I get them too.
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>>156458170
Just because a girl is white doesn't mean she's not fucking hideous.
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The worst is always the pussy as fuck MC who is surrounded and hounded by a bunch of 10/10 who clearly show him that they want his seed inside them and he gets scared and always says no. THIS FUCKING ALWAYS TRIGGERS ME! FUCK ANIME!
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>main character has no redeemable quality
>their brother/sister is amazing at everything

example is trash like Umaru
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>>156458571
I remember reading a bit of this. It wasn't bad but could have done more with the premise.
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>>156458238
It works in Dark Souls.
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>>156458115
Sounds like you just like dudes and are projecting onto the rest of us.
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>>156458750
>if you can tell if a man is attractive you're a sissy prancing lala homo man
>being this insecure
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>>156419938
"This is getting interesting."

Always said at the end of a chapter by some character that's just out of site of the others as they slyly say this to themselves.
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>>156458703
Stop watching harem/ecchi anime then
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>>156458854
Nah, sounds like you're actually just gay.
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>>156458750
You really hit the nail on the head, blind anon.
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>>156458703
This is one of the reasons I can't stand reading Harem or even Harem-esque manga anymore. That, and the fact that so many Harem manga feel like a desperate self-insert of an author who is so beta he will only ever get laid if women literally chase him down and rape them.
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>>156459060
Shouldn't have expected much else from a board where people pretend liking traps isn't gay.
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>>156422769
You dont exude a series of Zs when you sleep, either
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>>156459103
the problem is that any harem manga where the MC DIDN'T act like that would pretty much instantly just turn into gangbang hentai
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>>156459226
Okay you can leave the board if you want to, blind anon. More masculine board would suit you a lot better rather than a board for watching chinese cartoons for little girls.
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>>156459486
I like watching cute girls doing cute things. You seem to spend an awful lot of time starting at and thinking about dudes. You should try /hm/.
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>>156459578
No I was talking about attractiveness and not interested in 3dpd. Thanks for the offer though, masculine blind anon.
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>Characters only personality trait is "really likes food"

Why even bother making a character like that
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>>156459686
And never gets fat from it. I'd like to see them eat like that and as the series goes on they get fatter and fatter.
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>>156458703

What is Neon Genesis Evangelion?
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>>156459647
>Talking about judging attractiveness
>"But I'm not interested in 3DPD"
Are you actually retarded or just pretending? I think it's the former.
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>>156459747
I'm just pretending like you are about being blind to attractiveness. It's like when white people say they are color blind and "I don't see race." You have eyes and a brain.
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>>156431337
But that's hilarious
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>>156459789
Are you a girl or a homo?
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>>156459899
You can't argue with this one.

>>156459933
Here (You) go.
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>>156460006
>(You)
Shouldn't have expected anything else from you. It's ok, keep telling yourself you're not gay.
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>>156460115
I love you blind anon. Stay this way forever. It's funny.

>>156459740
Not the point of the series anyway.
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>>156460200
>Homosexual third worlder shitposting and thinking he's clever
Whatever convinces you that straight guys judge other guys attractiveness and helps you sleep at night.
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>>156431337
nice digits
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>>156419938

terrible dubbing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1w7ycUquzU
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>>156460296
>anon assuming their right and feeling smug
Whatever you need to sleep at night. It's probably the same as when you are awake though, just darkness.
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>>156424236
That Jap caricature is spot on. The square face thing is less so since Koreans all get it shaved off.

Japanese people have very bony, almost gaunt faces and the women have thin and wide upturned mouths and long chins.
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>>156460464
It's ok ESL-kun, it's 2017. No need to hide your sexual preferences anymore. Just suck all the dick you want.
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>>156431623
kys roastie whore. and also the white knights defending you need to be castrated
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>>156431767
People call anyone a fujo nowadays.
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>>156450487
>>156450657
>>156452825
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWDEXZdSoA
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>>156460542
>ESL
Sue me. It's 12 AM.
I'm actually intrigued that these are the assumptions someone is making after having a discussion about attractiveness. It's pretty interesting that people equate them together. I guess I don't assume as much as others because I don't like to be wrong like some people.

>>156460693
It's 2017, /a/ is a lot different that it was.
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>>156460200
It's not gay to judge a person's attractiveness, seriously. If you do that you're just measuring yourself up against other competitors.
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>>156460719
Jesus Christ, English is your first language? Spelling errors aside, you write like a kindergartner. I didn't realize I was talking to a mentally challenged person, my apologies.
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>>156455020
Almost always this, although when they do humor properly (like the 3 times, ever) it can be really amazing.

The cultural problem is Japanese people spend so much time dealing in subtlety that when they want to unwind and have a good laugh, subtlety and cynicism is the last thing they want.

Absurdist scenarios, puns, scatological humor, blatant stereotyping, ect is just a way they can relax and enjoy themselves on a superficial or childish level without having to "think" about it.

Westerners just have an entirely different approach to comedy because out society is structured differently and we need different things.
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>>156460542
You're literally underaged if you believe this.
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>>156460776
I don't know what that anon is on but they think that way. Best to leave them be since he is unwavering.

>>156460845
It's late and exam week. Anyway, good night blind dummy anon.
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>>156460933
They have exams in kindergarten now? Get some rest, you don't want to mess up your times tables.
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>>156460866
oh yeah and the manzai shit, or the comedy where the straightman has to comment on every gag or joke is literally nothing more than a Japanese person being told "oh yeah, that was a joke so feel free to laugh" because god forbid they have an emotion surface without it being explicitly elicited.

Its the same reason they have the face cams of celebrity reactions on variety shows, the don't feel comfortable if they don't know what their feelings and responses to the subject matter is supposed to be.
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>>156461011
In college actually, underage newfriend. Make sure to avoid all male contact tomorrow and jack off to you're waifu extra hard tomorrow.
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>>156423289
>>156423381
>>156422982
I miss when Japs actually looked like Japs in anime.
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>>156458571
this one could have benefited from playing up his hypocrisy instead of cycling through his harem. The only interesting thing about gay MC was that he was just as retarded around his best friend/crush.
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>>156461062
It's no wonder you must think you're so much smarter than the rest of us, collegeboy. Enjoy your debts.
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>>156461062
>College kids who talks like a child trying to sound smart to cover up his latent homosexuality
Holy shit, I'm dying. Don't worry though, anything you do now can just be written off as your experimentally phase.
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>>156459383
or do something interesting where the guy isnt a total autist, the point isnt that he has to fuck everything just not be a total sperg
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>>156453413
it's disrespectful, and also super intimate to call them by first names.

especially without any honorifics.
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>>156461107
I'm just stating a fact. I even said you had a functioning brain, eyes, and subconsciously can tell the difference between levels of attractiveness.

>>156461152
>anon actually believing anything that anon wrote
I'm a gay pony and I sucked a million dicks. Any person that can see differences in attractiveness are gay.
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>female voice actors put on a voice high pitched beyond reason
Do people think its cute or something? Nobody sounds like that, its just fucking annoying
>>
>>156453413
we just dont have the cultural equivalent when it comes to being formal with people's names. we used to maybe 70+ years ago but those days are long gone.

Even in a Japanese family, not using "san" for your parents and older siblings denotes a very close relationship (or disrespect)
>>
>>156461234
Go to sleep anon, those guys are retards.
>>
>>156461234
Which undergrad program did you sneak into where you don't even need to know how basic plurality works? Seriously though, your posts read like they're right off Reddit with the pseudo-intellectual front you're putting up.
>>
>>156461275
I don't mind the rough voices but the high pitched ones kill me. I would hate it if Yu Kobayashi started doing that because she suits lower tones.

>>156461303
I know I should have ignored it. It was fun while lasted. Anon didn't learn anything though.

>>156461378
Yes, you assumed correct again. You are always correct. I am from gay Redditor and I haven't been posting on /a/ since 2010. Happy now?
>>
>>156461069
man, miura art realy went to shit
>>
>>156461477
>The retarded undergrad is still going with the high and mighty act
>2010
You're killing me. Are you actually on the spectrum?
>>
>>156460709

kek
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>>156461532
>high and mighty
Says the one trying to shut down the argument with "ur gay". Also you have to have /a/utism if you've been on /a/ for as long as I have. So you are right again, retard.
>>
>>156428692
I do this in real life.

Please tell me I'm not the only one this autistic.
>>
>>156461605
>I'm gay and on the spectrum
That much I know, but it'd be great if you stop pretending 2010 is anything to be proud of.
>>
>>156461641
>know
You know me so well. Anon might be blind but he is 100% sure I am a gay autistic man.
2010 was a pretty bad year but whatever. I'll can't leave you and your straight masculinity alone since I'm a gay.
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>>156461765
>Straight men who can't rank other men on attractiveness are blind
Or you're just gay.
>>
>>156461799
>rank
This doesn't mean you have a book listing all the men you've come into contact with and their score out of ten. Your brain can tell a model's face to an above average Joe to an average Joe to a hideous male. No, that's gay, sorry. I'm gay for thinking that.
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>>156461866
I'm pretty sure straight men are supposed to entirely ignore the appearance of all other men.

Hence why faceless males are so common in porn.
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>>156461866
>Look man, just because I stare at these male models and think about how good looking they are compared to average guys does not make me gay
>Every straight guy does it
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>>156461915
>I'm pretty sure straight men are supposed to entirely ignore the appearance of all other men.
No they aren't, they're meant to judge other mens' appearances to know who are their main competitors for women
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>>156461915
>>156461959
I can see now straight males have selective blindness. I didn't know you can't remember what your dad and male siblings look like. You probably don't know if they are better looking that you either. That's pretty severe. I didn't know knowing someone's attractiveness means you want to sleep with them. I guess I'm not horny enough to think that.
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>>156462006
He has his waifu. There is no competition or hope for him.
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>>156462026
>Facial recognition is the same as gauging sexual attractiveness for a gender you have no sexual interest in
You're really desperate to sound here, but you keep falling on your face. Is it because you know you're about to fail your exams because you're an idiot?
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>all of the spergragers in this thread

jesus fucking christ
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>>156462137
Yeah, its probably one of the worst threads I've seen in a while
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>>156462111
>I'm pretty sure straight men are supposed to entirely ignore the appearance of all other men.
Okay blind anon. Seems you can't read what you just wrote either.
You can tell a symmetrical and good looking face from an ugly one. Even babies prefer more beautiful faces like everyone else. Like it or not, your facial recognition is putting attractiveness and that person's face together. It's not happening consciously. It's gay but you can say "No homo".
It's fine that you don't go to school. It's best if people like this stay home actually. The ones that hate to learn.
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>>156462300
>Undergrad pretending to be smart and conflating facial recognition with sexual attractiveness
Keep working on that BA, anon. Let me know once you make it through grad school and maybe learn something about neuroscience.
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>>156462376
I will. Thank you, anon. Tell me how your dead end job goes.
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>>156462483
>Undergrad getting mad that others who've finished grad school like to laugh at silly undergrads pretending they're smart
You kids are always so cute with your inflated sense of self worth.
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>>156462541
You could learn something if you opened your mind. You're not cute at all. Not that you can tell because you are blind to all forms of attractiveness except the sexual kind.
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>>156462588
The irony is killing me. Don't worry, when (if) you finish big boy school, you'll look back at the undergrad kids and laugh, too.
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>>156462667
I'm sure you go to grad school, anon. The irony is killing me too. Here is some waifu shit since you can only see 2D females. Maybe one day when ClairS show their faces you can see which member of ClairS is more attractive than the other but you couldn't do it if they were guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roAT6X4XFMw
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>>156462751
>Angry undergrad shitposting frantically
It gets better with each post. I actually can't get enough of laughing at kids like you.
>>
>MC scratches the back of his head and acts flustered

Seriously what's with the head scratching
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>>156462878
>angry
I'm laughing too.
Thanks for this quality entertainment. I know your time is precious and that I've taken away so much away. You can go back to sexualizing every girl you see and not being able to see males now.

>>156462946
Itchy head. I scratch the front sometimes.
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>>156462376
Not him but from what I can gather from your bitchy, roundabout internet argument is that you're unable to gauge attractiveness in other men because you're straight?

Because that sounds like one of the most delusional thing I've ever heard. You must either be autistic beyond belief or not ever go outside, or are just flat-out lying
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>>156463060
Leave him be anon. I'm enjoying it and he's "too straight". Surprised he hasn't called samefag for the other anon that replied.
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>>156462991
>Silly undergrad pretending to be smart
Never gets old.

>>156463060
Correct. People who aren't attracted to men can't really gauge how attractive men are outside of "that guy's really ugly."
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>>156463190
>silly anon pretending to be correct
It's not getting old and it's almost 2AM. I love it.
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>>156463227
>Angry homosexual undergrad procrastinating when he should be getting ready for his finals
>>
Thank god this thread is gone at last
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>>156463311
>angry
I hate that you assume so much and are wrong. I feel like you thrive on it though.
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>>156463418
>Stop calling me a stupid faggot!
>I'm an intelligent undergrad who's rational and smart and not stupid and gay!
Off to bed. Count dicks or something, it'll help you fall asleep.
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>>156463506
That's all I do because I have a functioning brain and two eyes. Based me.
>>
I'm a happy grill, actually. You're dense and insecure. Have fun with that blind anon. Exams on Monday. I'm good. Good night.
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