uhhhhh

This looks horrible.

>>156418961
>Koichi
>normal-colored hair

Shit adaptation

>>156418961
>That starving Jotaro

>>156418961
looks great, it'll be fun.

>>156419134
do they even have midgets, let alone midge actors in japan?

Koichi is the only one who looks good.

>>156418961
I think this will end with RHCP

>>156419433
He's not a midget, Araki just draws him that way because who the fuck knows.

>>156418961

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>>156419447

Why are Japs so corny?

>>156418961
I'll say, I like how they combed his hair into his hat, that's a really odd detail to figure out for live action.

>>156419433
Nah they usually sell them off to starving Koreans.

>>156419480
He's like 3ft tall, he's a midget by pygmy definition.

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>>156419480
>went to lookup exact height to prove wrong.
>wiki says 5'2
>im 5'4
>inadvertently insulted myself

>>156419555
>He's like 3ft tall,
he's like 160 cm, stop being fucking retarded.

He's not a midget, Araki just draws him smaller

>>156419626
No way, yo-

>157[2] cm (5.15 ft) (but drawn much shorter)
There's a citation for his actual height, but not for the parentheses explaining it. I'm amazed at this.

I mean, given what they are trying to do, I think the costumes could be a lot worse
There's no chance this actually turns out to be a decent movie, though

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>>156419610
>be me
>5'1
>Mfw Koichi is taller then you

>>156420241
actually consider suicide

>>156420241
Are you a woman?

>5'6 manlet
>this thread
You some super manlets boy

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>>156420483
Asian manlet

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>>156420241
> anon<Koichi
sorry to hear that anon

>>156420520
That's rough.

>>156420514
5'8", the king of manlets

>5'5
>Fat
>4.7" erect penis

What do I win?

>>156418961
I mean what did you expect, it's surprising enough anyone is trying to adapt JJBA. Shit is way too hard to do a live adaptation

>>156420590
That penis isn't too small, especially for a short guy, if you lose weight it will look really nice.

Jotaro looks like he needs to bulk

>>156418961
Way to much purple

>>156420618
Really part 4's the hardest to adapt due to all the side stories, everything else isn't that difficult, especially part 6 or 2.

>>156421221
>>156420618
This is assuming a miniseries or something, for a movie you could really only pull off part one, maybe all the others if you make it a trilogy.

For several seconds I thought this was Takarazuka until I realized they really are men.

>>156418961
At least that girl is cute.

>>156418961
Trailer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MI2CXp0o_hs

>>156420056
Takashi Miike is a pretty decent director.

>>156420520
I'm so sorry anon but I couldn't help but laugh

>>156421840
What girl?

>>156418961
Why aren't they buff?

>>156422278
>Japs
>Buff
elegir uno

>>156420520
I'm really sorry Anon.

>>156420838
Don't lie to him, that's just cruel.

>>156418961
Why are Japs so fucking ugly?

>>156422364
There are some pretty great jap powerlifters, bodybuilders, and strongmen. Jap actors just aren't allowed to have muscle and must all be fuccbois.

>>156423655
From what I've seen, they're not necessarily commonly buff, everyone is just healthy as fuck and probably have insane quads/calves from all the walking/biking they do

>>156423615
they dont like foreigners.

>>156418961
Okuyasu is fucking hilarious

>>156418961
>Yukako smiling
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>156418961
Damn, Okuyasu is maybe one of three characters in Jojo that you could possibly pass off as japanese and they still fucked it up.

>>156418961
uh what? Live action adaptations aren't anything new. It's going to make some money and do well in japan.

Why is Angelo with black face?

>>156418961
>Those pointy ears
He should play Guts

>Jotaro is supposed to be 28 (one year older than me)
>he looks fucking 40

>>156424591
How exactly

>>156418961
How old is Jotaro supposed to be, 40?

>>156424727
You guessed the actor's age spot on. Though with japanese genetics I think he can pass off as a very manly early 30s guy. Maybe should have used a little more make up.

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>>156418961
Jotaro doesn't look manly enough.

>>156421925
And he looks even older in action too, damn.

>>156420241
I know that feel, anon.

>>156420241
>>156420520
At least your neck must be hella strong from having to look up all the time.

>>156418961
Hahahahahaha. They look like shit

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>>156418961
The Japanese should just stop trying. Clearly all the money went into costumes and there was no money left to hire a DP. Jesus Christ does that look ugly and boring and flat with regards to color. And no dynamic angles, boring framing.

Good Job Japan, you will never live up to the Hollywood-produced Speed Racer.

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>>156418961
>jotaro doesn't even look a 5th as amnaly as he should

shit/10 adaption

>>156418961
The actors who play Koichi and Yukako look cute. Jotaro looks like he's over it and wants to sleep. Josuke looks confused as hell and Okuyasu looks constipated. Keicho looks eh. Angelo=trash.

This movie is going to be a corny mess.

>>156425270
>amnaly
>adaption
What did he mean by this?

>>156418961
"/v/ the thread"

>>156424922
He definitely looks slim and doesn't look like he can play youthful characters anymore. Probably smokes too.

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Something doesn't seem quite right here...

I hope everyone of you /v/ermin and /co/ckroaches watch this, I expect Miike to show everyone again how to again the 2d to movies.

It's either this or Scarlett in the Shell.
Pick your poison.

>>156425538
>Scarlett in the Shell

I don't even think she was the problem; I think all of the casting was on point, and while the cinematography was basically aping panels/scenes straight from the source material it was decent, too.

I just can't wrap my head around how the god awful script somehow made it all the way into the final product. Like, did those fucking execs even watch the original material? Did they even glance in its general direction?

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>>156425492
It just works

>>156425653
I was trying to shoehorn a manlet joke in there somewhere but gave up

>>156418961
They look too 'normal' to me. The only way I can see Jojo working as a live action working is having bodybuilding dragqueens as the main characters.

Any stands yet?

>>156421942
He can be pretty hit and miss just because he does so many movies

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>>156421925


Eh... I feel worried for this adaption. I noticed that in the trailer I haven't seen a single stand except for Aqua Necklace which is in it's water form though.

I wonder how the stands with actual designs will be adapted into live action. I can't imagine that the budget for this is huge, so the CGI is probably gonna be a real bust for sure.

>>156418961
I think they needs some roids, whey, oats and the /fit/ sticky.

Please have live action stands
Please have live action stands

>>156418961
Jotaro looks like he should be fucking washed up JAV stars not fighting stand battles.

>>156418961
Is Josuke doing Dreamworks face?

>>156426989
>live action stands
Holy shit, that would make it all worth it.

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>>156423655
All I know is that Chinese bodybuilders looks so aesthetic, I'm assuming its the same for Japanese bodybuilders. Fark no homo.

>>156427205
>>156426989
>live action stands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1heFIhvL3s&t=16s

>>156425492
Maybe he's 5'2 in VA?

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What went wrong?

>>156420520
Maybe you'll find a girl one day who's into /ss/ straight shorta

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>>156427262
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>>156418961
The hair looks like shit

>>156419610
>Literally /fit/ manlet meme

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We all know the real jojo movie is Boss Baby. Just look at this. Who does he remind you of?

I hope we don't actually see any Stands in the movie, kinda like what a non-Stand user would see if they saw any of this shit.

>>156427441
>imyping 5'4 isn't short

Sure thing shorty.

>>156427361
That would be hot if he was a girl.

>>156427519
I never noticed how Boss Baby looked so much like Caesar

>>156427593
>5 minutes of dialogue while Jotaro and Josuke stand still
>suddenly Josuke falls over

Such fun

>>156418961
this is what you wished for when the anime became a thing

>>156427326
okuyasu look like he's that kid afraid of everything and got beaten by his father in a regular basis