>>156387316
>remember son, no moe
>>156387316
They'd probably look at me with shame mixed in with near laughter but thats fine anyways
>dutiful
>level headed
>could be a mother to me
Best girl in the franchise
>>156387316
>>156389766
>Shitty sick girl
>>156387316
>>156388808
Her hair is shaped like a dick anon.
>>156387316
>>156388735
Please.
>>156391145
Fujiwara is a fucking retard, I would never take that idiot home.
Kaguya's family is fucking rich at least and I could at the very least be a house husband for life
>>156387316
>>156388457
>>156387316
specifically this one
>>156387316
>>156387316
Man, Akane is so damn ugly. I can't believe people have the audacity to ship her with Kogami who's literally a 10/10.
>>156393650
>Implying those two aren't made for each other
I am genuinely surprised they kept it professional in the movie
>>156387316
The kind of girls I like and the kind of girls my parents want me to like are fundamentally incompatible.
>>156387316
>>156391979
>>156393834
Why?
>>156387316
Would immediately wife.
they would be happy shes here willing or not
>>156393777
>he hasn't seen the interview where it's confirmed that kogami doesn't even see akane as a woman
>>156388641
Girls you could introduce to your parents every single day
>>156393863
My parents want me to find a girl who believes in control, to control me, I like girls who like freedom.
They'd love her.
>>156394424
>bringing home smelly fish
you must hate your folks anon
This is the dream.
We homos have parents too.
>>156395425
But they would never want to see us come home with a boy.
>>156388672"She has quite the, uh, life preservers there doesn't she?"
There is only one answer.
This qt.
>>156387316
>>156395425
nou don't
>>156394190
Not him, but good. Kogami Akane is about justice. Shippers can get fucked. Their whole thing is a deep respect between the pair as well as a slight rivalry as one struggles to meet the benchmark of skill the other set and one tries to tries to follow their ideals as unshakably.
Fuggin' would just muddle things up.
>>156395425
Sam flam is the one boy I would hold off beating and disowning my progeny for despite forsaking our shared bloodline over
>>156393834
Dude same. My mom always tries to pressure me into asking girls out who are literally the complete opposite of my type.
The one time I actually managed to get a girlfriend who I was absolutely in love with, whenever I visited my mom she would literally start screaming at me about how much she hated her. Shit sucked.
>>156395738
Sounds shitty. I never did date the one girl I liked, and got along with, because I was too afraid of what my parents would think, and I was young and dependant on them at them time.
>>156395566
If they're swingers, maybe.
>>156387316
>>156395458
>>156395692
It's not gay if it's the president of the world. You know your parents would be okay with it.
I want to marry Reisen!
After the visit, my parents would look at me with serious faces and be like
"Son... Don't take this the wrong way, but she is completely and utterly out of your league in every way humanly possible.Good job!
>>156394363
poor bastard she would fit in your parent's eyses
My mom would approve. And if my dad were still alive, he would too.
>>156387316
Night witches are cool.
>>156395316
Noa is perfect wife material.
>>156387316
Is this even a question.
>>156387316
My parents are dead.
Is it wrong to date above your socio-economic class?
>>156387316
So how many of you go immediately to prison?
only I would suffer cause of perv jokes
>>156398937
I swear she is more than a hundred years old.
>>156397088
You want your parents dead?
>>156387316
>>156387438
>that feel when Dad starts sweating and fidgeting silently while Mom is chatting obliviously with a nervous Sharo, completely unaware that he is one of her oldest clients
>>156394755
For centuries man has dreamed of making it with hot mermaid babes, and most moms these days loved The Little Mermaid when they were younger. I think he's in the clear.
>>156393876
Pic related.
Any girl I guess. I am a living disappointment to my parents.
Even if I brought home a dakimakura my dad would probably be happy.
Prove me wrong.{/spoiler]
she'd have to wear something more appropriate though
>>156395425
Fucking faggots
>>156387316
>bringing a dumb ugly bitch in front of your parents
>>156400751
I don't know, either she'd get along too well with your mother and make your life an incessant nagging hell, or she'd straight up start a fight with your mother, a fight to the death.
https://youtu.be/20JB6wIr78M?t=24
>>156397088
>girl
>Rich
>Humble appearance
>10/10 body
>Has a based little brother
Literally perfect
>>156394363
>parents want family oriented home maker. I want toasty roasty.
Listen to your parents.
>>156387316
>>156387316
I actually fantasized about it several times.
>>156395425
Good taste. I would also bring him home.
>>156403720
Better keep them away from your dad
>>156404254
One is for him, anon.
>>156387536
>>156402959
Your parents would accept you bringing home a 13 year old that talks non-stop about explosions?
>>156404298
Which one?
>>156404395
You mean that your wouldn't?
>>156400098
This
You have excellent taste good sir
>>156402880
irrespective of how great she is, the introduction would be awkward
>meet Medea, she is a servant i summoned through the pursuit of an almighty wish granting cup and is a witch
>also dont read up on her backstory
>Bringing home your pure blooded ojou-sama manager