Quick, now is your chance. Just say YES.

>>156377514
With pleasure.

I don't know

What would sex with Kobayashi be like?

>>156377514
why did they make her irises bigger in that scene?

>>156379580
Sporadic back pain, dull muffled noises, and lots of long sighs.

>>156379580
>what would plain jane sex be like

>>156377514
No. Kanna is there and I shouldn't be allowed to be near Kanna.

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>>156379580
Depends.

are we talking drunk Kobayashi or regular Kobayashi?

>>156377514

This show really displays how horrible life in Japan is.

Working from 8-10pm and drinking non-stop.

>>156379697
Not like she's gonna watch.

>>156379706
drunk

>>156377514
lol no, you stink. And your place is probably a mess too. Find some other faceless bald man

>>156379793
in that case, expect lots of Maid cosplay. maybe she will Cosplay for you, maybe you will cosplay for her, and she will bully you sexually for screwing up the job of maid, saying your useless at all the jobs and you're only good as sexual tool for the master. and if you cum before she orders you she will bully you even more for it.

She's hot as fuck with her hair down.


Perfect.

Yes.

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>>156377514

Only if cute is there.

Drunk sex with Kobayashi would be painful. She's probably be into lots of pain play and stuff that's not quite BDSM - just abusive.

>>156380110
So?

Why the fuck not.

>>156380159
She'd be taking out all her frustrations from her day to day life out on you. It wouldn't be sweet or pleasurable at all unless you were a glutton for punishment. Plus she'd be drunk and thus really uncoordinated, so even if you were really into dom girls she'd be too much of a mess to do much of anything besides awkward grabbing, hitting, and yelling.

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She is my wife and I love her!

>>156380304
She's so messy. I love it.

>you will never be so drunk you invite a dragon to come live with you

>>156380304
>wanting a workaholic and drunk as a wife

>>156380340
>Not wanting to be the comfy and comforting house husband
I'm impressed by the amount of gay on the board these days.

>>156377514
Her eyes are enthralling

>>156379712
I could do with some OT and someone to drink with

>>156380384
Kyo-Ani man!

>>156380331
Inviting drunk girls to your home rarely ends well.

>>156377514
Anal Mania Kobayashi. SURE!

>>156380585
Kanna pls, you don't know what words mean

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>>156380384
Kill yourself.

>>156380331
>needing to be drunk before wanting to invite a dragon girl to live with you
are you fucking stupid?

https://youtu.be/EmXItrZ97Xc

>remembers bag

Not even that drunk.

>>156380384
I remember when he used to review MLP with his OC.

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T_T

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Lucky Star reference?
Kyoani confirmed for bros

>Saikawa is an xbox peasant
All that money spent on the maid could have gone to buying her some better taste

>>156381956

The maid is her sister.

>>156380585
No, he sounds like a man who's finally learned the secrets of a comfy life women have learned centuries ago and have recently cast aside.

>>156382305

Be sounds like a beta male wanting a woman to provide for him.

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>>156379580
Kobayashi would lay on her back the entire time and make you do all the work

>>156382496
I don't know what Tohru sees in her desu

>>156382496
I want her.

>>156382723

Why

>>156382828
Her laziness combines well with my lack of skill and eagerness to experiment.

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After a long day of work, we both come home and plop on to the couch and enjoy just a few moments of peace and quiet away from work. We take turns cooking for each other, help each other relieve stress, and have similar taste in shows and movies that we watch.

We'd cuddle up with a couple beers for her and some rum for me and watch a couple bad B-movies and have some laughs. We would talk about our future vacation that's coming up and joke about just staying home and sleeping instead. One night I'd whisper in her ears that "All the beautiful things in the world exist only to be compared to you" and watch as she blushes bright red as she rests in my arms.

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>>156379712
What is the point to even gain money at that point if your entire life is to be working from dawn to dusk? the pay is higher but that is meaningless if you don't even have time to enjoy things other than come home eat dinner sleep and repeat the next day for the next 30+ years.

>>156383281

"financial security"

>>156383281
Well the alternative is not having a job at all

>>156383904
Oh no I was talking mainly about the jobs of 12+ hours a day, that is way too extreme.

>>156383950
That's just jap corporate culture

>>156382362
>Not wanting to spend your days shitposting in between playing with your kids while your wife provides for you and your family

>>156385177
Shitposting all day on /a/ while a cute loli sits on my lap is my dream.

>>156380304
Tohru, get back to work

>>156377514
Can you repeat the question?

>>156380585
Don't slut shame.

In these scenarios, are we ignoring the fact that there is a borderline-yandere dragon who has trouble restraining her power staying at her place?

>>156379637
that sounds hot as fuck. I want to have slow lazy sex with her in the missionary position.

>>156385797
No

>>156385929
>slow lazy sex with her in the missionary position
Sounds terribly boring.

>>156385974
You must be at least 18 to post here

>>156386203
Why have sex at all in this case? Serious question.

>>156377514
Who is this?

>>156385797
That dragon is my wife.

>>156386267

t. virgin

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>>156386562

>>156386472
Tohru has no interest in men

>>156380384
Go away

>>156380384
oh hey it's literally the worst anime "reviewer" on the internet

Lucoa belongs in jail

>>156386651
Thats a lie. She got super horny the second she discovered Kobayashi was a dude.

>>156386651
It's not about gender. Tohru is Kobayashi-sexual.

>>156382496
That's okay. She deserves to rest.

>>156377514
That line made me believe Kobayashi is 100% unvirgin and she has raped drunk OLs before.

>>156380384
>people unironically think dragon maid is great
>not good, great.

JFC

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>>156383047

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>>156380384
>30 minutes on Maid Dragon characterization
This seems entirely excessive; and I really enjoyed the series and wish there was a little more.

>>156382533
I bet she wants to fuck all girs who pull swords out of her, what a slut.

>>156388546
Most of it will be him trying to defend his shittaste while pretending to be too cool to care about other people's opinions.

>>156380384
MODS

>>156380384
>>156388171
Anon this is the person that unironically sees K-On as a masterpiece, his opinions are shit and he is a huge cunt

>>156379697
If Kanna objects to your demeanor, she will just kill you. Don't worry.

>>156385294
I wonder if dragons purr when you pet them.

>>156380384
I never follow him that much but I'm almost impressed with how I can flip between my thoughts on him depending on the video

>Holy fucking shit kill yourself you fag
Or
>Wow this was actually a bit insightful

E-celebs are still cancer

>>156377514
How is this anime? I've been watching too much dark anime.

>>156390255
It will make you happy

>>156390255
It's a little grating at first, but it leads into a rhythm of shenanigans followed by healing. The series has a personality to it.

>>156390255
not great but still pretty good! I disliked it a lot at first but really grew up on me a lot. Really hope it gets a second season one day, kyoani made an excellent job with it.

>>156390255
Slightly above average Slice of life

Average Kyo though

Looks like the latest chapter of the manga has Tohru's father re-appearing. He apparently had the 4-horns dragon appearance as shown in the anime so it is canon now. Can't read the Korean scans but it seemed to related to Tohru's time as a whelp.

>>156383904
One alternative would be self employment but yes, the problem with corporatist economies is that self employment it's a tad more difficult to achieve.

>>156390255
It's the same boring joke repeated again and again using the same cardboard characters. Also, awful ending to a butchered adaptation.

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This isn't even that difficult to answer. Yes damnit!

>>156381793

?

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>>156395986

>>156396581
That is clearly a very different train station.

The Lucky Star train station is Kasukabe station in Saitama

>>156381793
The Dragon Maid train station is Koshigaya station, also in Saitama. They are from the same area but entirely different stations.

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I watched a few episodes and honestly I just have to wonder something

How could Kobayashi afford to feed Tohru and Kanna as well as send Kanna off to school? As far as I know, Tohru didn't have any income, so how does Kobayashi have the money for this stuff even though she just has a shitty desk job?

>>156377514
いいえ

>>156396943
Programming pays pretty alright. And it didn't seem like she had any extra outcome except just living day by day. One job is enough to sustain a family of three if you don't overspend.

Why is this anime so comfy?

>>156390255
It's not what you expect ill tell you that. You expect Ecchi-Harem #8234932 but its more than that.

>>156396943
My impression was that Kobayshi's job pays reasonably well, it was just she rarely if ever has a chance to spend it since she's either working until late at night, or spending her days off recovering. She also probably had cheap rent considering how tiny her first flat was (although I think the moving to a bigger flat was anime original).

The most social time she'd have was getting drunk with Takiya.

>>156397560
But it is an ecchi harem, though

>>156396943

t. amerigan

School is free in Japan, also they don't spend a shit ton of money on food. Rent and maybe electricity are the most expensive services for Kobayashi.

I have no place.

>>156398187
are you implying American school isn't free?

>>156379580
Boring.

>>156398806
Freedom ain't free

Why has /a/ become so virgin-phobic? I see bullying in every thread, i guess normalfags ARE taking over.

>>156400582
They're either trolls or sad anons trying to escape reality that they're virgin themselves.

lolis shouldn't be allowed to be that thicc

What did Tohru do wrong that earned her the wrath of god?

>>156397015
this is why jpan is a nation of child abusers

coudl you afford to give you kids and wife a new iphone and ipad every 5 months along with data charges on a shitty programming job? no - could you afford to keep them properly clothed with $2k per month minimum in designer gear? no - and that is child and spouse abuse in the civilised world

>>156401112
Dragons have been at war with them for ages

>>156401349
but why

Is the manga worth reading?

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>>156379580
If she's drunk? Pretty fucking great probably.
>I completely understand Tohrus obsession

>>156404597

virgin detected

drunk sex is the worst

>>156404941
>imbplying
If you're beyond shitfaced, sure.
now high sex..

>>156404941
If you can remember it then you aren't drunk enough.

Eat the FUCKING tail meat, Kobayashi!

>>156404941
drunk sex is RAPE

>>156379580
like having sex with your mirror image

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>>156403276
the manga is fucking dumb

>>156405104
What would sex with Tohru be like

>>156405467
"The outcome was clear even before it began. The difference in abilities, no, species, was just too great."

>>156405467
High impact sexual violence.

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>>156405776
What about Kanna?

>>156405776
>>156405522
>implying that Tohru wouldn't be considerate and loving
enthusiasm != violence

>>156405829
prison

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>>156406023
Yeah but before that.

>>156377514
Yeah this forest blows, I didn't bring warm enough clothes. Do you have any coffee at home?

>>156405829
Electrifying

>>156406023
What if my name is Saikawa?

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>>156403276
Yes

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>>156405829
Is there a pregnancy-test edit of this?

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>>156379580
ass game through the roof

>>156398187
>School is free in Japan
Elementary and middle school only.

>>156405467
Will Tohru exhale flame when orgasming?

>>156379580
dead fish

>>156405467
Sex with Tohru is Yellowstone park: a boiling caldera of seething, world-ending passion; yet serene enough and obligingly gentle that she only allows herself a hot geyser's release.