Let's play a game, /a/.
First poster posts an idea for ideal anime.
Second poster finds a flaw to utterly ruin it.
Repeat.
I'll start: A romcom where best gitl wins.
No kiss.
A mecha where they're made of different materials, metal, wood, glass, etc
>>156369177
A nature otaku haremu where nerd girl gets raped by gorillas, but doesn't really care, and continues studying gorillas.
>>156369491
You missed mine out.
>>156369641
>>156369402
Oh. Termite doujins would abound.
>>156369177
>A romcom where best gitl wins.
>he wants to give the best girl to the beta MC instead of keeping her pure
>>156369402
Metal mechas would be the strongest, so the power creep would turn this series into a regular mecha series.
>>156369491
/pol/ would shitpost about this anime 24/7
>>156372018
Glass is made of carbon. It's final form would be strongest.
White Album 2, except it ends with the two girls hooking up and a time skip OVA where the two girls get married.
A boy falls in love with a girl.
Unable to confess, he is gifted with by a deus-ex machina with the girl’s phone number.
>>156374543
The imagined OVA in this post is in fact the second one in a two-part series. The first one features flashbacks with one of the girls shamelessly and regularly cheating with an unlikeable man.
>>156374837
They both become too obsessed with their object of affection to the point of creeping their love out. They consequently ruin the relationship they manage to establish.
A short episode of a tomboy building up her courage to confess her love to a boy who, very much indeed, is in love with her as well.
>>156378153
All the doujins would give her a dick. All of them.