Imagine if your three sisters were Tomoko, Gabu and Umaru.

I would literally do anything for a sister

>>156365839

Don't fall for the meme. Having sisters suck, hell siblings in general. Fuck those little shits

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>>156365819
I'd enter them.

>>156365819
>implying that would be a bad thing

>>156365819
kill tomoko, give gabu some deodorant and pat umaru

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I'm not going alone

>>156366100
> Gabu
> smells bad

Stop pushing this shit anon

>>156366142
I want Satania to poorly try to convert me to Satanism!

>>156366143
she doesn't shower a lot you know. if her halo can get dark then she can smell bad.

>>156366175
I want Satania to poorly try to convert me to .jpg!

>>156366143
>"I had a bath like three days ago, I'm good"

Girl don't care about her hygiene. She only looks presentable because she's an anime. Tapris didn't even recognise her in her current state.

>>156366143
Raphi > Satanichia > Vygne > Gabu

>>156366244
>>156366204

She's an ANGEL, a super natural being. Dammit, she literally doesn't sweat.

>>156365819
>Gabu, Umaru and Tomoko
well, tomoko must be adopted, she would be the only one with dark hair

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>>156366300
>Doesn't sweat
>Chapter about how she's sweaty due to the air-con in her flat breaking
>Chapter showing how physically unfit she is as she sweats at even the most minor of exercise

I'm biting way too easily.

>>156365819
Umaru would be enough for me to commit suicide, at least Gab and Tomoko are somehow bearable.

>>156366443

Angels are perfect, bad smell isn't perfect. She doesn't smell.

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>>156365819
I don't want the hamster or the neet.

>>156366511
Gab would in theory be capable of getting along with if you gamed as well.

She'd ideally prefer to not interact with you in the outside world because that's too much effort, so you'd avoid her constantly asking oyu to do her homework and/or buy her food.

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>>156366232
say no more senpai

>>156366143
>>156366300
>Doesn't smel bad

Then what's the fucking point. Why would anybody even want a hikki if not for their smelly pussy and sweaty armpits. What are you, a faggot?

>>156366619
Yeah, that's still way better than Umaru.

>>156366244
angels are pure beings and cannot into BO

>>156366511
Probably this. Gabu would be a cool but distant family member, Tomoko would be slightly annoying but otherwise easy to ignore, but Umaru would make me violent.

>>156366623
satania i wanna bully you and then be nice to you so you'll trust me even more

>>156366244
I would still love her.

>>156365819
I'd get Umaru/Gabu to introduce me to their friend Sylphyn/Satania. And then commence a threesome with these 2 friends. Tomoko and her friends can go to hell for all I care.

>>156365819
like how I would sisters in real life

ignore them

>>156367914
I can see Umaru and Gab not bothering you either (unless you are in the "man of the house" role like Umaru's nii-chan)

Tomoko will sexually harass you though

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I'd finally get the chance to give Umashit what she deserves

I'd kill myself just by virtue of how fucking Asian I'd be

>>156365839
They'll take and take and give you nothing in return as all females are hard wired to do to beta personalities

>>156368096
>>>/pol/ is that way

>>156367962
That's fine

I'm a lazier NEET than all 3 of them. They would most likely abandon me.

>>156365839
Now now. I know they're a lot of anime and hentai that show little sister are the best but there's a reason why not all sibling fuck each other. Because there are fucking annoying. From a big brother POV my little sister are annoying like fuck. So yeah just stick to 2d.

>>156368589
*they
ducking auto correct

>>156368621
Dumb phoneposter.

>>156367885
>Satania
don't stick your dick in crazy is valid for retards too
vignette and raphiel are better too

>>156365819
I'd fuck at least Gabu to keep my sanity in check.

I'd fuck them

>>156368303
What, you want to go from 6'3" to 5'8" just because of your cute imouto's genes?

>>156365819
Fuck gab marry tomoko kill umaru