Characters that would be shitty parents

>>156334948
Your mum.

>>156334948
I wonder if she will keep her tsun tsun with her kids

>>156335342
HA has shown that she goes full dere for Shirou after some time.

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>>156334948
I'd be surprised if the baby survived a year

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>>156334948

like.... fuckin all of em senpai

>>156335584
Would she go full dere with anyone else?

>>156335342
Are there any examples of tsundere parents? I never knew I needed this

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>>156336340
Well, I imagine she would be a loving but severe mother with her children, especially if Shirou is the father.

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At least she'd know to beat them in the stomach instead of the face so CPS won't take them away.

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I refuse to believe that Nasu hasn't made Saber/Rin/Sakura preggo with Shirou's kids yet.
Nasu could stand on a barren field amd fart into a megaphone and it would be canon to fate somehow but you're telling me we don't even know if any of the girls had kids?

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>>156335342
Considering she goes full bitch mode towards her little sister, most likely.

>>156336715
You can't really go bitch towards mass murderers or traitors. Apathy towards Sakura would be the only incorrect reaction.

>>156334948
Rin would probably be the only good parent in the novel. Maybe in conjunction with Shirou but everyone else is bit to far gone to even consider giving them a child.

>>156336900
>mass murderer
She only kills one actual human being who wasn't already dead, and that was in self-defense. Rin was the one who betrayed Sakura too, instantly opting to murder her because she thought saving her would be a hassle.

>>156336900

Mighty words for someone who gets broken after a few hours of rape

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>>156336979
Yeah nobody can match Sakura at getting fucked by worms.

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>>156337033
Rin is more fond of fucking lions, horses and old men, after all.

>>156336975
She opted to kill her because that would have been the most responsible thing to do as head of the Tohsaka family and as a magus, which she couldn't go through with anyway.

>>156336584
>her "parents" taught her what not to do
>Araragi taught her love and affection
She will be best mom.

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Worst dad

>>156337108
Yet somehow she's still okay with beating children. I don't think fucking another girl then rejecting her counts as teaching her love and affection either.

>>156337077
Memes to ridicule Rin, passages from the novel to ridicule Sakura.

>>156336979
Not broken. Not sure where you got that.

>>156337344
>Not broken. Not sure where you got that.
In one of the bad endings Sakura absorbs Rin and put her through the same hell she had to deal with when she was trained by Zouken. She said that Rin broke after a few hours.

>>156337344
Nasu's official comparison between Rin and Ishtar to ridicule Rin, delusional neckbeard-tier victim-blaming interpretations of a long-since retconned version of the VN to ridicule Sakura.

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>>156337535

>>156337976
Exactly. Still a virgin, just experimented on and filled with worms. Worms which get removed.

>>156338066
>Matou Sakura is not the pure maiden you wish her to be

How can you be so in denial?

>>156338066
Have you read the VN?

>>156334948
>>156335685
>>156338144
All wrong.

>>156334948
She doesn't seem the kind of girl that would even want kids, she's too assorted in her Magus "career" and she likes being independent while traveling a lot

>>156338144
Hey it's not easy to take care of retarded children

>>156338066
Dude even she states how she's no longer a virgin, there are even the Shinji passages where she lets herself get raped by him as a sort of apology for stealing his spot on the house as the sucessor of the Makiri

>>156335715
Delete this.

It was his inability of social interaction and him not being able to understand other people well that made him a shitty father. He thought he was doing the right thing by protecting Jolyne from stand users. He was still a shitty dad, but it was triggered by something out of his control, his autism caused by his fathers absence and his worship of Clint Eastwood.

>>156336057
>something happens to kid
>would literally kill himself to save them
I aren't think that

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>>156334948
I bet she'll be a pretty fun mom but very lacking on the discipline and responsibility department.

>>156338128
>she has been a subject of prolonged experimentation
>a witch contaminated by worms
In other words, the impurity he mentions is a magical/bodily one caused by the bodily experiments, not sexual impurity.

>>156338151
Have you read it? The one that isn't an outdated porn game, that is.

>>156338263
None of that is in RN.

>>156338263
Shinji never raped her. It was always consensual, you said it yourself
>she lets herself get raped
>she lets herself
I hate faggots like you who try to smear Shinji's good name.

>>156338066
>Still a virgin
>when Zouken gives Kariya the worm that took her hymen to give him more power
>when Shinji rapes her regulary

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Kid would get fucking blown up in the crossfire because Saito can't keep his dick in his pants

>>156338393
FSN is not FSN RN. FSN is the original that everyone here always talks about. FSN RN is a port for kids that is never relevant here.

>>156338393
RN is a console release of the VN later ported back to pc. No one here is ever going to give it more credence compared to VN.

>>156336405
Kirino about now

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>>156338419
>when Zouken gives Kariya the worm that took her hymen to give him more power
He doesn't say hymen. It's the first worm to assault her, and hence it took her "innocence".
>when Shinji rapes her regulary
Nope. Nothing like that in RN.

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>>156338393
Stay delusional wormcuck

>>156336715
Huh... You probably missed the part after that where she throws the gem sword giving her an opening to kill Sakura and instead lets herself get stabbed so she can hug her sister.

>>156336975
She devoured a shitton of people, it's not that she wasn't in control or unaware, she like Shirou didn't wanted to face that true and shrugged it as a nightmare.

>>156338393
>>156338531
>muh RN
You realize that's a non-canon retcon, right?

>>156338451
>>156338468
That's why literally every adaptation is based on RN, right? The original version is seen as an embarrassment which Nasu himself regrets. Nobody but people meming about mollusks and worms give a shit about it.

>>156338496
That is if Rock convinces Revy not to abort the baby.

Is the "Tohsaka's defenseless anus" bit canon? Asking for a tomodachi.

>>156338535
>devoured a shitton of people
That was Angra Mainyu, not Sakura. Read the VN.

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why are wormfags and rinfags so defensive about their shit tier girls?

>>156338531
>He doesn't say hymen. It's the first worm to assault her, and hence it took her "innocence".

Oh boy, I wonder what "Innoncence" refers to when we are talking about a girl and sex.

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every evangelion girl would be a terrible mother

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>>156336405

based dan delivers

>>156338665
Nobody said he was talking about sex. That's just something you're assuming.

>>156338607
As with everything, adaptations are never canon and RN falls into that category here. Do yourself a favor and read the actual VN instead of the kids version.

>>156338651
Manjew wasn't even born it. The Shadow always acted on Sakura's whims.

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>>156334948

>>156338393
>so hard in denial he has to use a port which was edited to hell and back to support his delusions
You are like the Lutherans of FSN

>>156338635
Read the VN and find out.

>>156338733
shirou tuned out alright some of the time - its illya who went of the deep end, and he wasnt there for that

>>156338726
>Manjew wasn't even born it.
The shadow was it emerging prematurely from its womb. You know, just a basic detail you should have picked up on while reading the VN.

>>156338393
Even if your autism hits that hard in self denial, then you can go to Fate Zero which is the base for all the versions and in there Zouken gives Karya the worm that fed on Sakura's virginity.

>>156338398
lol that reminds me of Shinji in HA breaking the 4th wall about how everyone shits on him

Why are people so defensive of the purity of girls that were from an eroge VN? None of them are pure, get over it. Except Taiga.

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>>156338833
>Fate Zero which is the base for all the versions
Great, we have a delusional Zerofag among us.

>>156338802
It was influenced by the curses, just as it was influenced by Sakura, but it wasn't Manjew. If it was, Kirei's whole argument of it not having done anything bad yet would fall apart. Pay attention.

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>>156338867
Medea is pure!

>>156338942
>do you want it rough or gentle

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>>156338976
yes

>>156338976
>Sex with lawfully wedded husband
>Not the purest thing on Earth.

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Even ignoring all her issues, she would never be able to drop her work.

>>156339007
They weren't married yet. It was absolutely haram.

>>156338888
Holy shit this is starting to look like the Dragonball superfags and mah canon

Pedro take away your GT from here

Toyocuck take away your manga from here

Toeifag take you your shit anime out here

Zerofag get delusional somewhere else

>>156338906
Kotomine is a delusional pro-life retard who thinks anything dindu nuffin and has to be protected until it's left the womb. Both him and Ilya acknowledge that the contents of the grail are what's murdering people in order to feed itself. Angra Mainyu was pretty much trying to get born into the world through Sakura, and the shadow was Angra Mainyu's embryo.

>>156339033
I can imagine Yuki and Mayuri watching her kids all the time.

>>156339070
Sakura was the one who was leaking the contents of the grail. Any murders by it are on her head. And Kotomine has not once lied in the entire VN, so I'll take his word over yours or Sakura's any day.

>>156339178
Pretty sure Zenkichi would be a good enough dad to balance it out.

>>156334948

Her lewdness is a great nightmare.

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>>156339034
>implying
they got married- thats what matters

besides, mana transfers are a thing of necessity

>>156339187
>Kotomine has not once lied in the entire VN
>"The grail will reverse what happened in the fire"
>"lol, jk it actually kills everything"

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>>156339273
fuck. better image

>>156339300
The grail still grants wishes, it just does thing in it's own way which involves killing people. It probably would have killed everyone involved with the fire before it happened, thus preventing it from happening.

>>156339034
Love doesn't require formal ceremonies to make it pure.

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>>156339187
>Sakura was the one who was leaking the contents of the grail. Any murders by it are on her head.
So Irisviel killed Shirou's parents, and Ilya nearly killed Shirou while he was trying to save her from Kotomine in Fate? It's funny how people trying to blame Sakura for the shadow's actions seem to forget basic facts about the grail mud. And yes, do take Kotomine's word on the shadow here.

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>>156337077
Dumb wormposter.

>>156339187
>sakura posses by the literal incarnation of all the worlds evils*

>>156339377
Iri and Illya functioned how they were supposed to. The grail by that point was just going to kill people and Illya and Iri did their job of keeping it in them until the end of the war, by which point the responsibility is of the winner. Sakura was leaking from almost the very beginning.

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Maybe the HF wouldn't abandon the kid at the first sign of some world destroying catastrophe, but otherwise that kid is going to have to get used to being on their own.

>>156339500
Ironically, once she was possessed by all the world's evils (Dark Sakura), she stop randomly killing innocents, other than Shinji.

>>156339597
HF version*

>>156339559
>iri&illia possesed by grailmud
just doing their job - responsibility is on the winner
>sakura possessed by grailmud
her fault


wat

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>There are STILL shitposters fighting over Sakura and Rin.
Thirteen fucking years and you still haven't moved on. It's pathetic enough to dedicate your life to a fictional character you love, but you've done it to one that you hate.

>>156339603
>shinji
>innocent

so she stopped killing innocents full stop


also, wasnt that because she gained greater control over the shadow in that form?

>>156339597
Even normal Shirou has people he loves and cares for anon. He was prepared to go nuclear and kill everybody the second Taiga was in danger.

>>156339377
Irisviel was already dead by that time and it was Kotomine's wish.

On the fate route final part the Greater grail was already being opened and Angra was already being spilled from it.

>>156339621
Read the novels/VN. Their job is to keep the contents of the grail in them until the end, which they did. Sakura did not. Illya and Iri were never possessed by grailmud, Sakura was.

>>156339559
The fact that the grail and its mud kills people remains all the same, regardless of whether it does so during or at the end of the war. The responsibility lies on the entity within the grail that corrupted it, as well as the Einzberns of the third war for summoning Angra Mainyu in the first place. Sakura never wanted to be a grail, and was unaware of even being one until Ilya explained what was going on with her.

>>156339597
>shirou
>failing at housewifing


the question is who will be the breadwinner

>>156338774
But no one seems to know what's canon and what isn't.

>>156339661
Shinji did nothing wrong, you dumb shitposter.

>>156339767
The fact is Sakura was not able to do her job while Illya and Iri were.

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>>156334948

>>156339808
Most people know. The Fate/stay night Visual Novel for PC is canon.

>>156339597
I'm not gay, but having Shirou as a housewife would be a dream come true.

>>156339841
>pathetic wannabe / actual rapist with no redeeming traits
>did nothing wrong

stupid seaweed

>>156339841
Hard to do a job nobody informed you about. Once she gets what's going on after being attacked by Gilgamesh, she does her best to keep the grail mud from killing any more bystanders, even if it costs her her life.

>>156339778
Saber would eat them out of house and home, go on a quest to use her skills to make enough money to get their house back, and once everything's back to normal eat them into poverty again.

Rin would bring in those sweet magic-jew shekels from the Clock Tower, but most of her money would be recycled back into buying gems for herself. She'd sell some of Shirou's semen on the down-low for some extra dough.

Sakura would become a ruthless cutthroat businesswoman, and become neglectful of her family because she's too good at her career and starts getting off on it. Shirou would have to spend the night at the office with her every couple of weeks so she can ride him for twelve hours straight and vent all the pent-up frustration.

>>156339878
>wannabe / actual rapist
Make up your mind, shitposter.

>>156339878
Not doing anything good isn't the same as doing something wrong.

>>156339912
She wasn't aware of being a grail but she was aware of the actual problem, the killings.

>>156339926
well, he failed at raping rin - and "raped" sakura

>>156339934
being and abject failure is doing wrong

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>>156334948

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oh wait

he already is.

>>156339962
Not until Gilgamesh gave her a rude awakening. Before that, she thought she was just having horrible nightmares.

>>156339970
Shinji...I don't get why he gets all the hate on /a/. FSN is just written to make him out as the bad guy, when really he's no worse than any of the 'protagonists' and a better person than most of them.

What are the main complaints? He raped Sakura and stole Rider to use in the war?

Okay, let's get this straight. He never fucking raped Sakura. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He never did it. He fucked Sakura.

Let me ask you this. WHO IN THE GAME DIDN'T FUCK SAKURA? You can't even name one fucking character who hasn't plugged her loose cunt! She is the kind of bitch who will act like she doesn't want it when she really does. She'll say No! while having multiple orgasms. Shinji knew this, he's a fucking ladies man. He knows what filthy whores like Sakura want.

And there's this other big bitch you guys have with him. He supposedly stole Rider and used her in the war for his own greed.

Objection! He was worried about his one and only precious sister. Is keeping your loved ones from a brutal war so wrong? When Shirou does the same thing to Saber it's like 'oh he's so manly', but when Shinji does it it's wrong? He just wanted to protect Sakura. He probably was going to use his Holy Grail wish to tighten her cunt back up or cure her syphilis or something.

The story was written to make that faggot Shirou look good. Objectively, Shinji is a far better character than Shirou. At least he has the balls to take action decisively instead of dicking around like Shirou, and if he weren't stuck with the weak ass servant Rider and no plothax he probably would have won the war.

>>156339989
For some reason this one hurts.

>>156338420
Fucking this

>>156340055
>got the strongest servant (gilgamesh)
>still failed utterly

he couldnt even rape a girl tied to a chair properly.

>>156340055
>You can't even name one fucking character who hasn't plugged her loose cunt
Zelretch

>>156340055
>You can't even name one fucking character who hasn't plugged her loose cunt!

Illya. Lancer. Caster. Taiga. That lesbian trio. THose two friends of Shirou who never got sprites.

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>>156340156
>That lesbian trio
I'd never thought of them in a three-way and now I want it.

>>156340055
Go to bed, Shinji.

>>156340055
I missed this

>>156339854
The question here is if he'll be as shitty as his own father.

>>156340055
you could literally hand shinji the grail (uncorrupted) and he would still find a way to fail

>>156340286
he had a great father.

turning him into a girl when he wants to. giving him a harem.

Genma should be considered one of the greatest fathers of all time.

>>156340291
I want to turn her into an unprepared, distant mother that doesn't know how to love her child but protects it even after giving it up to foster parents because it's the only way she knows of to express her feelings!

>>156340156
>Illya.
Illya is a grail and Iri is a grail. A part of Iri is in Sakura so Illya has been in Sakura.
>Lancer.
>implying Shinji didn't pass her around every guy in town
>Caster.
She gets Rule Breaked, therefore Caster was inside her.
>Taiga.
>implying Taiga doesn't relieve her sexual frustration with Sakura on Shirou's bed when he's not home
>That lesbian trio.
One of them is s dyke so it is higly likey she got a turn with Sakura while she was amking her rounds.
>Those two friends of Shirou who never got sprites.
See above.

>>156340400
>>Illya.
>Illya is a grail and Iri is a grail. A part of Iri is in Sakura so Illya has been in Sakura.

my piss used to be water

you drank water

therefore you drank my piss


makes about as much sense as your argument

>>156340473
Illya is Iri's flesh and blood.

I wish Emiya and Cu were my two dads.

>>156340576
Cu would kill you by accident.

>>156340571
but not actually illya

iri isnt the lesser grail either, just the grail vessel

>this thread

See ya around in /fgog/ guys

>>156340663
but we arent discussing UNRIVALLED or whether nerofags are cucks

>>156336231
Isn't that the guy that raped guts when he was a kid?

>>156340689
No that is his wise magical negro mentor.

>>156339178
>Implying she can't just use "the end" to steal a mom's skills

>>156340630
Basaka was Illya's property and his soul went into Sakura, same as a bunch of other Servants. What a slut.

>>156340722
still never got to taste that sweet german loli

>>156340764
She took Illya inside her when she kidnapped her.

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>>156334948
Nah, Rin will be a good mom.

>>156340848
She could barely take Shirou's cock Berserker would kill her.

>>156340848
all jking aside, im surprised no one tried getting some heroic spirits kids during a HGW - think of the potential returns

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>>156338671
b-but...

>>156340945
cool

>>156338750
I still can't really wrap my head around the fact that the series is definitively over and will never wrap up.

>>156341032
>implying yui was a good mother
she planned for intrumentality from the very begining

>>156340945
Most of their powers aren't hereditary, so it wouldn't really be that helpful.

>>156341780
well, the mages and nonhumans would work surely

the mages already selectively breed - whats some dragon genes?

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>>156335715

>>156341430
Well the artist is still alive so he could possibly pick it up in the future. But yeah, with the death of the author this series is pretty much done.

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>>156338144
Nah, they're both pretty responsible, and Kirino's loli fetish would probably cool down after popping one out, and would just transition into her spoiling the fuck out of her daughter

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>still trying to discuss with the delusional wormfags
You faggots never fucking learn

>>156342518
Pretty obvious the only delusional one here is you.

>>156339918
l-lewd

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Ainz is a shit dad

>>156344116
Nah, he'd be the best dad in the world despite having no idea what he's doing.

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>>156338073
His son was a good dad at least.

>>156341822
>the mages already selectively breed
Due to a curse.

>>156340917
She's good with pussy though.

>>156337033
I forgot about that...

>>156341313
But its actually canon he becomes a great dad if Ushio lives.

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>>156345974
It took him essentially 3,000 years to get past David's poor parenting, though.

>>156347060
Pussy + Pussy can;t make babies.

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>>156349681
It's canon in Fate that mages can make futas for the purpose of procreation.

>>156339187


Q: Kotomine said that he had a replica of the Holy Grail that could communicate with the dead, but was that just a lie?
A: It was a priest’s harmless lie! To gain the approval of outside magi, he kept a Grail look-alike in order to have "a sacred relic that grants bargaining power!"

>>156350469
In the VN. That doesn't take place in the course of the VN.

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who has time for kids when you have the internet and MMOS

>>156338563
DELET

>>156334948
Rhino is a loser and Shirou will never cum inside her.

Good luck slurping out his cum from Sakura's pussy tho.