Not that Kami sama.
The Kami sama of being hit by transport vehicles.
>So around 155 cm I imagine.
Fuck you on about.
Have you seen a truck in real life?
Im 180cm and I would be under the windshield of this standard issue truck.
The japanese truck often moves in herds, prefering to stroll the roads of wild japan in search of its favourite prey, japanese school girls.
Joins us in the fantastic world of wildlife, Japan. Trucks of Prey.
>select all the buses
A cat is fine too
they are carnivorous and hunt for prey ages 6 to 17.
they prefer NEETs
They aren't as common as manga will make you believe but the whole Truck-kun thing is based on japanese truck drivers doing the usual japanese thing and overworking themselves to the point that they fall asleep while driving.
Holy shit, that actually gave me chills
>They aren't as common as manga will make you believe
Go to bed, truck-kun, we're on to you!
Saddest one, I cried for real.
Japanese trucks are folded over 1000 times.
My plan for when I'll have a daughter is something similar, I'll pay to a chad to scare her when she's 16 kinda like pretending he's a rapist so she doesn't date guys like if it was nothing.
anon, there's literally a children crossing sign, this child was going down a supposedly safe street and truck-kun tried to go balls deep in a suburban area.
yes, you just have to leave her in the house for the entire day.
>mfw seo and stalker-kun look the same
>an honnest truck driver had his life completely fucked up and became a murderer because some braindead gril jumped onto the road like a retard without watching and without any respect for basic wariness
They did nothing wrong
>tfw japanese trucks are protectors of the streets
>tfw japanese trucks only scare NEETs and lolis to protect them by discouraging them from playing in the dangerous street
>tfw japanese trucks send NEETs and lolis to fantasy worlds so they will have stories to tell later on
>tfw japanese trucks are lonely and misunderstood
>tfw /a/ villifies them
HOLY SHIT, FUCKING SAVED
ITT: nobody posts Japanese trucks
Japanese drive on the wrong side of the road.
The truck overtook the guy who had the camera in his car and wanted to get back into his lane.
Now why he didn't stop right away when saw the child is an entirely different question.
Too much talking, not enough posting cute trucks!
Thank goodness that you'll never have a daughter then
Japan's accidental death rate is actually far below that of other first world nations. Suicide is the leading cause of death for teenagers and young adults.
"I killed myself and ended up in an amazing fantasy world with a harem" is probably not a great lesson to be spreading among hikkis though.
In a world populated by sentient vehicles ala Cars, a truck is accidentally hit by a human.
It wakes up in our world and has to try to survive pretending to be just a machine while finding its way home. Only its gruff but lovable driver and the wacky crew at the truck company's garage know the truth.
Exactly. Japan's such a safe place that you need some mechanism for the transfer, and a car accident is the best option. Better than suicide for the reasons you give, and more visually interesting than some first-world disease like cancer.
Huh. Good point.
How about there's a sinister inter-dimensional conspiracy among all the truckers in the multiverse to hit kids and move them around the multiverse for some evil/obscure purpose.
At least Truck-kun only managed to kill one of them
I don't understand this trope. Like, is Japan so safe that when you need to come up with some sort of way to kill a character that is still some what believable, the most common thing is trucks? Is that common in real life?
If manga came from Belgium or Sweden, would their version of Truck-kun be Refugee-kun? A couple get into a fight, the women runs away, and the guy yells as a pack of Ahmeds barrels out from the alley, knocks her down, rapes her, stabs her, then run off?
You know what's worse than a japanese truck?
Why are there people that justify retarded drivers like this?
Forget the light, that turn was absolutly ilegal, and the mutherfucker thought he could just go through it while speeding to pass before people could cross the street.
If I saw that fucker almost kill a kid like that I would beat him up bloody.
It's not a justification, it's a simple fact that a speeding car is not going to stop in time, no matter the reason for their pace. It's up to the pedestrians to stay alert, because anything could happen.
Didn't you know? Not even truck-san can stop Darling-kun
If Darling can survive the Japanese cold, and survive a Japanese truck after setting loads of death flags, not even a real dullahan or shinigami would be able to take him away.
Just what is it that keeps him alive? Comic relief? Love? Plot armor?
Even in card games you can't escape the truck.
HOW DO WE STOP TRUCK-CHAN FROM TAKING AWAY OUR WAIFUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>tfw no Japanese Truck sim
Imagine how comfy it'd be. Rolling down mountain passes, driving along the coast, getting lost in the cities while your timer dwindles slowly, taking a rest break at a secluded truck stop in the forest.
They could even have ferries and expansions to other islands and maybe even Korea and China. It'd be fun as fuck imo.
You mean this is the world with the really hot adult Hachikuji
>can't even remember to quote
It's time to stop posting.
why are they deconstructing the truck accident now?
fucking eva and madoka and chinatown and spec ops the line popularizing deconstructions...
>fucking eva and madoka and chinatown and spec ops the line popularizing deconstructions...
Quit using words when you don't know what they mean, kid. Or at least quit listening to tvtropes.
they have Japanese, Korean, and Chinese paint DLC packs now for Euro Truck Sim 2, so they must know Asians like those games. I don't know how well American Truck sim went for SCS but I bet they're looking at some sort of Japanese or Chinese Truck sim either now or in the near future
>Through it, Mika can see Leo enjoying her tea like he did back when she was alive.
>Mika then kisses the Boy, stating he's the only exception apart from Leo before finally moving on to the afterlife.
d-damn... I don't even know what game this wiki is for but that makes me sad
Driver pulled a stupid as fuck move but you don't just run out into the street like that without looking, even if you have the right of way. Don't they teach kids this the moment they can run around on their own?
Chulip. It's very odd and quirky. You play a boy who meets and wants to kiss the literal girl of your dreams. But you have to kiss EVERYBODY else in town first. And everything conspires to kill you, even coiled shit.
Aren't the Japanese super weird about violent death "corrupting" the area it happens in? How the fuck do you purify the same intersections over and over in a way where people don't think its cursed?
I mean, I know Japanese people that wont even go into a house older than 50 years because they think its full of too much negative energy.
Did someone just confess their love to a childhood friend?
I drove one of these things for five years in the city.
This is by far the best I've seen, 1st of several pages.
I for one would gladly cum in sociopath-chan as she boredly pauses to save her game before kissing me back.
Are you fucking kidding me. I tried reading it since it was so popular at the time, but I stopped caring about the characters fairly quickly. I know the first Fukka died and, that for whatever reason, a second Fukka was introduced to replace the first one. But the Driver is the also the Father of the second one? Fucking retarded.
I remember a write an isekai plot thread, where I gave an idea kind of like that. I found the post and cleaned it up, fixing my typos and such.
A neet hacker is stalked by a cute truck, realizing that the hacker will never return his feelings, Truck-kun decides the only appropriate course of action it to commit a murder suicide. Truck-kun thus runs over the neet and drives into a wall ending both of their lives(also the driver of the truck).
However the neet and Truck-kun are both reincarnated in the same fantasy world! Now adopted as a princess, Subaru Sambar formerly Truck-kun seeks to confess her feelings for the neet hacker, but being a human princess is far more demanding than she ever expected, and has only served to reinforce her shyness. Meanwhile we see the neet basically hack the fantasy world's video game like level system, until he gets into a battle with a far more skilled opponent, who turns out to be the driver of the truck. The driver teaches the neet a valuable lesson about grinding, learning how to use and improve your skills properly, without relying upon your character stats.
I am a filthy gaijin that lives in nipland. I like cycling. I always thought the truck thing was funny. Now that I live here and have to deal with Japanese trucks first hand, I am no longer laugh.
He probably assumed she wouldn't see him and keep running, and intended to swerve behind her into the left lane instead of risking passing in front where there's no room to dodge. He may have also overestimated his turning ability.
If you imagine her continuing to run forward, there's no way he would have missed her had he not swerved.
Holy shit I haven't read that manga in fucking forever. One of the best confessions.
It's bloodlust has crept over to other mediums