More japanise trucks of death lease!
How did you get this far into fuuka? It was just so fucking bad, the only way I got through it was because of the shitposters on mangahere.
Is there anything lazier than japanese truck of death appearing out of nowhere?
>>156328338
This isn't a truck dealership anon. I doubt anyone here can even lease one out to you.
>>156328936
Memory loss is quite shitty too.
>>156328338
>lease
Kami sama will offer you a deal you cannot refuse.
>>156330793
dende?
>>156330820
Not that Kami sama.
The Kami sama of being hit by transport vehicles.
>>156328338
HOW BIG IS THAT TRUCK?
... How small is that person???
>>156331196
She's japanese.
So around 155 cm I imagine.
>>156328338
You can lease reincarnation trucks now? What a world we live in.
>>156331334
>So around 155 cm I imagine.
close
>>156330183
that was what was going to happen to Fuuka originally
When will we get the Gaijin isekai?
Oh wait:
http://megatokyo.com/strip/16
>>156331196
Fuck you on about.
Have you seen a truck in real life?
Im 180cm and I would be under the windshield of this standard issue truck.
The japanese truck often moves in herds, prefering to stroll the roads of wild japan in search of its favourite prey, japanese school girls.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yF7FeNjNjHk
Joins us in the fantastic world of wildlife, Japan. Trucks of Prey.
>>156332388
>captcha
>select all the buses
A cat is fine too
>>156332760
Wait, murderous Japanese trucks are real?
>>156333330
they are carnivorous and hunt for prey ages 6 to 17.
they prefer NEETs
>>156332760
>loli tries to dodge to the left
>truck follows her
What did he mean by this?
>>156333330
They aren't as common as manga will make you believe but the whole Truck-kun thing is based on japanese truck drivers doing the usual japanese thing and overworking themselves to the point that they fall asleep while driving.
>>156332760
Holy shit, that actually gave me chills
>>156333493
>overworking themselves to the point that they fall asleep
this guy looks pretty awake to me>>156332760
>>156333493
>They aren't as common as manga will make you believe
Go to bed, truck-kun, we're on to you!
>>156332760
>>156333330
>>156333452
PROTIP: That driver isn't a psycho, he have her the scare of her life. She'll never carelessly cross a street ever again.
>>156330065
that one was done so well that I can't really be mad
Saddest one, I cried for real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BFvN-idN1s
>>156334143
The hell kind of backwards ass logic is that?
I had a gif of all the times Truck kun appeared in western tv shows, and it was pretty damn extensive. I can't seem to find it for the life of me though
>>156328338
Are japs retarded or something?
Why the hell don't they watch their surroundings before deciding to cross the road?
>>156328338
Japanese trucks are folded over 1000 times.
>>156334196
One that works, I can assure you that girl will never ever again cross a street without paying attention.
>>156334320
good job truck-kun you just created another hikki who is too scared to go outside anymore.
>>156334320
That girl had eye contact with the driver that stopped to let him cross the road. Yet that "professional driver" did not stop.
>>156334320
My plan for when I'll have a daughter is something similar, I'll pay to a chad to scare her when she's 16 kinda like pretending he's a rapist so she doesn't date guys like if it was nothing.
>>156334143
>>156334320
anon, there's literally a children crossing sign, this child was going down a supposedly safe street and truck-kun tried to go balls deep in a suburban area.
>>156334463
This is some Arrested Development shit.
>>156334463
can i volunteer for traumatizing your daughter? ill be the dirty old man who abuses her.
>>156334597
Will you bring a gieger counter?
>>156334678
yes, you just have to leave her in the house for the entire day.
>>156334513
TRUCK-SAN DOES NOT CARE
KEEP YOUR CHILDREN OFF THE STREETS BAKA!
>Japanese trucks starting to move their killing spree over to Europe
Suddenly it all makes sense.
>>156330065
>mfw seo and stalker-kun look the same
>>156334193
>an honnest truck driver had his life completely fucked up and became a murderer because some braindead gril jumped onto the road like a retard without watching and without any respect for basic wariness
>>156328338
They did nothing wrong
>tfw japanese trucks are protectors of the streets
>tfw japanese trucks only scare NEETs and lolis to protect them by discouraging them from playing in the dangerous street
>tfw japanese trucks send NEETs and lolis to fantasy worlds so they will have stories to tell later on
>tfw japanese trucks are lonely and misunderstood
>tfw /a/ villifies them
>>156335109
>>156335184
HOLY SHIT, FUCKING SAVED
ITT: nobody posts Japanese trucks
>>156333452
Japanese drive on the wrong side of the road.
The truck overtook the guy who had the camera in his car and wanted to get back into his lane.
Now why he didn't stop right away when saw the child is an entirely different question.
>>156335594
Christ, I'd be honored to be run over by one of those
tangentially related
>>156337008
>filename
>>156337008
driver had enough time to stop desu
>>156337351
He was looking into the phone too.
>>156337008
Not Japanese. Is Korean.
wait a minute, wasnt Truck-Kun in Erased???
>>156334485
>Next page
>isekai where the truck is the MC
Fund it
Too much talking, not enough posting cute trucks!
>>156339833
>if you hit enough kids you get reincarnated to your ideal world
1 of 2
>>156340115
2 of 2
>>156340136
>>156340115
notice her hair turned black from the bloodsplats
>>156340136
>Mickey
I'll never take anyone seriously with that name.
>>156339922
is that truck saying stfu?
>>156334463
She'll become a lesbian feminazi mate.
>>156332760
>tch
>>156334463
Thank goodness that you'll never have a daughter then
>>156339922
>>156332760
Results of natural selection. Lolis in Japan since long are no longer stopping in middle of road when truck is arriving but even successfully dodge persistent trucks.
>>156337008
>pokemon go
I summon Truck-kun in attack mode.
>>156328936
It's the most likely way for a healthy first-worlder to die a premature death.
>>156339857
What is Japan's fax number? They need to hear this asap
>>156341993
Japan's accidental death rate is actually far below that of other first world nations. Suicide is the leading cause of death for teenagers and young adults.
"I killed myself and ended up in an amazing fantasy world with a harem" is probably not a great lesson to be spreading among hikkis though.
Reminder that Akitsuki > Aoi.Aoi is still sexier, though.
No one is safe.
>4koma isekai from truck-kun PoV
when?
>>156342629
Truck-san: "No! No! Not..not again..."
>>156339833
In a world populated by sentient vehicles ala Cars, a truck is accidentally hit by a human.
It wakes up in our world and has to try to survive pretending to be just a machine while finding its way home. Only its gruff but lovable driver and the wacky crew at the truck company's garage know the truth.
>>156339833
it is transformers
>>156342626
>>156342626
>>156342519
Exactly. Japan's such a safe place that you need some mechanism for the transfer, and a car accident is the best option. Better than suicide for the reasons you give, and more visually interesting than some first-world disease like cancer.
>>156342891
CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
>>156342871
Huh. Good point.
How about there's a sinister inter-dimensional conspiracy among all the truckers in the multiverse to hit kids and move them around the multiverse for some evil/obscure purpose.
>>156328338
is this non-fiction about the current state of Europe?
The truck menace must be stopped.
>>156339705
At least Truck-kun only managed to kill one of them
are isekai authors that dumb? why can't they come up with anything other than truck-kun
>>156344034
Not like it's even restricted to isekai stories. A shitton of authors use it for any need to put a character in physical danger/kill them off situation.
Never fails to make me grin.
>>156334143
I see you all you know about transit laws is that you can always just go ahead and run over people.
You can now work as a Japanese-Truck Driver.
>>156343731
Reverse search isn't giving me anything, what's the name of this manga?
>>156328338
>>156333441
>they prefer NEETs
Now I just need to save up some money and go to japan.
>>156340223
Probably a dog, given the title of filename.
>>156328338
I don't understand this trope. Like, is Japan so safe that when you need to come up with some sort of way to kill a character that is still some what believable, the most common thing is trucks? Is that common in real life?
If manga came from Belgium or Sweden, would their version of Truck-kun be Refugee-kun? A couple get into a fight, the women runs away, and the guy yells as a pack of Ahmeds barrels out from the alley, knocks her down, rapes her, stabs her, then run off?
You know what's worse than a japanese truck?
>>156342897
Why always a truck, though? Why never a car or a train?
>>156345643
In the U.S. we have the random scared shoplifter with a gun who shoots the character.
>>156345672
A spastic kid that doesn't look both ways?
>>156345706
And drive-bys.
>>156345727
Car made an illegal turn and the kid had the go ahead
>>156330879
>>156345777
There would be no danger either way if he just looked at the large object approaching.
>>156345810
There would be no danger if the retard knew how to drive and wasn't a cunt
>>156345727
Why are there people that justify retarded drivers like this?
Forget the light, that turn was absolutly ilegal, and the mutherfucker thought he could just go through it while speeding to pass before people could cross the street.
If I saw that fucker almost kill a kid like that I would beat him up bloody.
>>156345798
Tanya did nothing wrong, the allied forces should have surrendered when they had the chance.
>>156345872
>If I saw that fucker almost kill a kid like that I would beat him up bloody
You reactionary fuckers are the worst. Sue him instead you moron.
>>156345872
You're so angry you needed to include a space.
>>156345872
It's not a justification, it's a simple fact that a speeding car is not going to stop in time, no matter the reason for their pace. It's up to the pedestrians to stay alert, because anything could happen.
>>156333110
Didn't you know? Not even truck-san can stop Darling-kun
switching it up a little
>>156334485nice foreshadowing
>>156337008
>>156337351
>>156337389
Sounds like a bad joke but it's probably true
How do we stop Truck-kun?
Do you see the light ahead?
>>156346080can you face the night ahead?
First MC magical girl death goes to Truck-kun too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tBdSirpcVk
The beginning of a trend?
>>156332211
I wonder what it's like driving one of those. I'd be constantly scared of running over a pedestrian.
>>156345528
Use yandex mi amigo
>>156346150
Try Astro Boy
>>156345103
holy shit
>>156345985
If Darling can survive the Japanese cold, and survive a Japanese truck after setting loads of death flags, not even a real dullahan or shinigami would be able to take him away.
Just what is it that keeps him alive? Comic relief? Love? Plot armor?
>>156346330
blue balls
>>156345672
MERCI TWINGO
>>156346348
Poor guy.
>>156334463
I see no way this could go wrong.
>>156345922
I don't care about money, I want his pain to become my pleasure.
Even in card games you can't escape the truck.
>>156345939
That kind of background retardation is the shit that people use as justification for shit decisions.
>>156333452
if people get hit the truck driver has to pay for medical bills if they survive which is why the drivers try to kill them if avoiding isn't possible
No
HOW DO WE STOP TRUCK-CHAN FROM TAKING AWAY OUR WAIFUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>156345701
Because a truck is far more dramatic than a comparatively small car.
BERSERKER
>tfw no Japanese Truck sim
Imagine how comfy it'd be. Rolling down mountain passes, driving along the coast, getting lost in the cities while your timer dwindles slowly, taking a rest break at a secluded truck stop in the forest.
They could even have ferries and expansions to other islands and maybe even Korea and China. It'd be fun as fuck imo.
>>156332760
Is this Hachikuji if she didn't get hit by the truck?
>>156349530
fuck, does that mean we're in the universe that gets destroyed by kiss-shot when hachikuji is in her 20s?
How old is that video...?
>>156335662
He didn't stop because he would have a made a scene. Otherwise if he hit her it would be really sad and make for a perfect anime cliche. You know ?
>>156333547
This is a gif but it isn't moving...
>>156349653
Then I would find Kiss-shot and beg her to kill me just for the honour of being killed by the grown vampire loli.
>>156349653
You mean this is the world with the really hot adult Hachikuji
>>156349757
i'd bone both of them desu
>>156336969
>tfw you will never become a hood ornament on one of those flashy trucks
>>156345672
hon hon hon
>>156349945
>>156335594
>can't even remember to quote
It's time to stop posting.
>>156334315
apparently it needs to be folded a few more times if his head left that kind of dent in it.
>>156342626
Is this the first instance of the yotsuba spoiler image being used with an actual yotsuba spoiler?
>>156343731
>>156343775
>>156343809
>>156343857
>>156343898
why are they deconstructing the truck accident now?
fucking eva and madoka and chinatown and spec ops the line popularizing deconstructions...
>>156350045
>fucking eva and madoka and chinatown and spec ops the line popularizing deconstructions...
Quit using words when you don't know what they mean, kid. Or at least quit listening to tvtropes.
>>156350094
fuck off, digibrony
>>156349788
My friend, there is not a truer agreement in the world. Because who wouldn't?
>>156337008
Fucking phoneposters
>>156341114
Post more victims of Truck-kun's early reign of terror
>>156350514
Fuck forgot pic
>>156337402
of course it's a dog-eater, they're so fucking vapid and consumed by technology, nice seeing one of them get what was coming
>>156350328
But she is still alive to this day. Just dying over and over and over.
>>156350756
3/3
teamwork
>>156346348
>>156346379
It's probably what will end up killing him tho
>>156328338
Truck is common because truck is the only way to die an unnatural death in niplandbesides suicide
>>156328914
It gets worse. A new Fuuka shows up, and her dad is the truck driver that killed the old Fuuka.
>>156334463
Just to spite you, she'll come out as a lesbian at 11, asexual at 13, and transgendered at 14. Then move out at 16, because you and her mom are "Too strict and demanding".
http://chulip.wikia.com/wiki/Zombie_MikaThe main character can potentially be killed by a monk on a scooter, iirc
Not even vidya is safe
>>156349492
Ask the Euro Truck Sim devs.
>>156350716
>>156350756
>>156350793
Fucking fujos man.
>>156352391
they have Japanese, Korean, and Chinese paint DLC packs now for Euro Truck Sim 2, so they must know Asians like those games. I don't know how well American Truck sim went for SCS but I bet they're looking at some sort of Japanese or Chinese Truck sim either now or in the near future
>>156334143
AND THATS WHY YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A NOTE
>>156352321
>Through it, Mika can see Leo enjoying her tea like he did back when she was alive.
>Mika then kisses the Boy, stating he's the only exception apart from Leo before finally moving on to the afterlife.
d-damn... I don't even know what game this wiki is for but that makes me sad
>>156345872
Driver pulled a stupid as fuck move but you don't just run out into the street like that without looking, even if you have the right of way. Don't they teach kids this the moment they can run around on their own?
>>156341993
That's fucking hilarious.
>>156341114
kek
>>156352809
Chulip. It's very odd and quirky. You play a boy who meets and wants to kiss the literal girl of your dreams. But you have to kiss EVERYBODY else in town first. And everything conspires to kill you, even coiled shit.
>>156332760
>filename
MUH SIDES
>>156342626
Y-y-y-y-YAMEROOOOOOOO
>>156350045
>156350045
Fuck off, spec ops was pretty good.
QUALITY truck is best truck
>>156353320
This. Having the right away means absolutely nothing. Its the same reason drivers (should) look both ways before driving into an intersection after the light turns green.
>>156346079
>>156345643
Pretty sure European Truck-kun is still a truck.
>>156340136
Aren't the Japanese super weird about violent death "corrupting" the area it happens in? How the fuck do you purify the same intersections over and over in a way where people don't think its cursed?
I mean, I know Japanese people that wont even go into a house older than 50 years because they think its full of too much negative energy.
>>156335594
Oi, we asked for Japanese trucks, not knockoffs of the Doofwagon.
Did someone just confess their love to a childhood friend?I drove one of these things for five years in the city.
This is by far the best I've seen, 1st of several pages.
>>156355975
>>156356004
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>>156356136
I for one would gladly cum in sociopath-chan as she boredly pauses to save her game before kissing me back.
>>156351292
Are you fucking kidding me. I tried reading it since it was so popular at the time, but I stopped caring about the characters fairly quickly. I know the first Fukka died and, that for whatever reason, a second Fukka was introduced to replace the first one. But the Driver is the also the Father of the second one? Fucking retarded.
>>156339833
I remember a write an isekai plot thread, where I gave an idea kind of like that. I found the post and cleaned it up, fixing my typos and such.
A neet hacker is stalked by a cute truck, realizing that the hacker will never return his feelings, Truck-kun decides the only appropriate course of action it to commit a murder suicide. Truck-kun thus runs over the neet and drives into a wall ending both of their lives(also the driver of the truck).
However the neet and Truck-kun are both reincarnated in the same fantasy world! Now adopted as a princess, Subaru Sambar formerly Truck-kun seeks to confess her feelings for the neet hacker, but being a human princess is far more demanding than she ever expected, and has only served to reinforce her shyness. Meanwhile we see the neet basically hack the fantasy world's video game like level system, until he gets into a battle with a far more skilled opponent, who turns out to be the driver of the truck. The driver teaches the neet a valuable lesson about grinding, learning how to use and improve your skills properly, without relying upon your character stats.
>>156356443
don't post this or things like this or I'll do everything in my power to make a truck-kun you
I am a filthy gaijin that lives in nipland. I like cycling. I always thought the truck thing was funny. Now that I live here and have to deal with Japanese trucks first hand, I am no longer laugh.
>>156356494
Things like what? amalgamations of cliches and bad jokes?
>>156332760
He probably assumed she wouldn't see him and keep running, and intended to swerve behind her into the left lane instead of risking passing in front where there's no room to dodge. He may have also overestimated his turning ability.
If you imagine her continuing to run forward, there's no way he would have missed her had he not swerved.
>>156337008
That one was the kid's fault. kid shouldn't jaywalk in the middle of the road like that.
>>156346192
You will lose that fear after your first boring month.
>>156334193
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIeFLJQW7qw
more fitting song
>>156335594
>urge to move to Japan and work as a truck driver intensifies
Not seeing this cool-truck posted saddens me
>>156349937
Holy shit I haven't read that manga in fucking forever. One of the best confessions.
It's bloodlust has crept over to other mediums
>>156346192
ETS, anon
>>156357969
>dat cgi
Man studios these days suck
Here's a Train-san
>>156349422
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>>156342897
The number of trucks on the street compared to cars is also much higher in Japan compared to other nations due to people driving cars much less often.
>>156356110
>>156356136
This girl is like the young version of Misuzu (Tomo-chan wa onnanoko)
>>156357969
Did she died?