I'm going to post this everyday until you like it.
Hiroyuki-anon is late today,
>But he did it once.
>I want to fuck that fish.
We can arrange that
We can arrange that
>I don't like it.
>But I love you all.
Someday, you will learn to hate me as much as I hate you all!
Only people that don't like it can see this thread. It's invisible to everyone else.
Suddenly it all becomes clear!
She hates it and herself. You will never know the depth of her self-loathing.
When the Anons, the Mods and Hiro are all gone, SakuraFish will exist, so long as one fish remains. It'll be lonely, but as long as one fish still lives...
...it will be eternal proof that fishposting ever existed.
>Nobody likes me, so they can all just die.
>Then what is your hand for?
>Nobody cares whether or not I post it. Nothing ever changes, so they can all just die.
>Then tell me, what is your heart for?
>It would be better if I never existed. I should just die, too.
>Then why are you posting it?
>I-is it okay for me to like it?
>Pilot response approaching to like it!
>Fishposting and /a/ are approaching the L layer and still rising.
>All fishposter are still lurking!
>The hate field from Sakura is expanding and materializing!
>The world is overflowing with hate.
>Its people are drowning in daily doses.
>Dislike fills their hearts.
>[Goes back to work in the rest of the scene]
Misato Katsuragi: The Fifth Child -- what is he?
Ritsuko Akagi: He is probably the last Angel.
I don't get why his mother isn't applauding him in that scene. I could expect that from his father, but his mother being a dick to him is kind of wrong.
[the world is now reborn]
what have I done?!
The NEW FISH WORLD IS HERE!
This makes me so angry...
It makes me want to yell at my kids, kick my wife, rub cheese on a basket of kittens and feed them to a hungry puppy!
Sakura falls in love with Shiro.
Unable to confess, the wormslut is gifted by a deus ex machina with the boy's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, she immediately calls him, and is overjoyed to find out that he has a crush on her as well.
But, the next day, when the educated prostitute recounts the previous day's confessions to the boy, he only looks at her with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, she finds out that the boy she called is not the same boy she fell in love with. In fact, he doesn't exist in this universe at all. He is the alternate universe counterpart of her crush, who has fallen in love with her AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of his crush.
Hijinks ensue as they strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip each other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of FISH.
>Sakur-Ai! Because, you know, she's Sakura and it's a love story. Get it, get it?