Who the fuck is Sakura anyway?!

>>156280024
Sakura has a hairy butthole.

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Sakura works with my wife Maki

>>156280326
Pretty pink hairs.

This anime is brought to you by: The Countryside Heritage Preseveration Foundation of Japan

>>156280326
Sakura is clean-shaven except for a very light pink tuft above her special place.

What would this anime be like if it was transferred to your country's local rural areas?

And would you still watch it?

Seriously though, who or what is Sakura in this anime?

>>156280024
My wife.

>>156280835
It refers to watching the Sakura maybe?

>>156280326
Fuck off.

>>156280703
Sakura cut her asshole while shaving and it is bleeding profusely.

>>156280356
That CG looks like AIDS.

I don't like this girl. She seems kinda cunty for some reason.

>>156281205
Back to your eromanga sensei threads

>>156280024
>Who the fuck is Sakura anyway?!
THE BEAUTIFUL

>>156280720
We had a TV show in a similar vein in Poland, except the girl was actually fom murrica. The overall dynamics of young, modern girl going up against village folk were similar, though it mostly ended up making fun of how ass-backwards the polish countryside is. It was called Ranczo.

>>156281205
More pink Aoi for me.

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>>156280720
It would be full of racist, dirty, uneducated rednecks who sincerely believe Obama was the anti-Christ and leave tons of garbage on their front lawn.
No thanks.

>>156280835
I think it refers to watching Sakura fall. The cast promised to see it together. Maybe Sakura doesn't fall in that town. That's my guess.

>>156280720
>Sakura goes to the farmer's market
>Sakura goes to the Schützenfest
>Sakura has to dread-drunk walk 15 km home from the Schützenfest because there are no buses or taxis

I would watch for sure.

>>156280894
But that's only in two weeks. What happened after that? Change the title?

>>156280024
Aoi's cousin is so cute.

>>156280835
>During World War II, the cherry blossom was used to motivate the Japanese people, to stoke nationalism and militarism among the populace
Since Yoshino has pink hair, I guess "Sakura Quest" means "Yoshino has motivate people in the village"

>>156281377
I don't think you understand how similar rural areas from different countries look/are.

>>156281702
>"Yoshino has motivate people in the village to take their weapons and fight for their country"
Yeah, sounds like Japan to me.

>>156281766
>Even prior to the war, they were used in propaganda to inspire "Japanese spirit,"

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>>156280024
Say something nice about my cute wife!

Hard mode: without mentioning her butthole

>>156281377
The soil of the earth, god bless em

>>156282066
that finger is unnaturally long

How did the whole butthole meme start anyway?

>>156282272
Someone posted about her butthole, or her being an anal queen, or something like that, and it just caught on.

>>156280867
Fuck off, she's mine.

So if HanaIro had a Shoebill raping the girls and this one has buttholes what about Shirobako?

>>156280326
Fpbp

>>156281377
Would watch the fuck out of that

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My wife Shiori has very cute squeals.

First two eps were great. Third episode not as much, because the awkwardness that arises from watching a character struggle at public speaking is my kryptonite. I have to look away like it was some form of extreme gore.

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Yoshino wants something from me, I can feel it.

>>156280024
name of the quest

>>156284819
It's funny cause I can fap to guro and scat with no guilt, but characters giving awkward public speeches always causes some part of me to die inside.

>>156280720
Snow, snowmobiles, Volvo 240s, poaching and homemade liquor

It'd be AOTS

>like the girls
>shows premise and location is boring
>other characters are boring
>25 fucking episodes

I dont think I can slug it out that long

>>156280720

>Sakura Quest x Midsomer Murders

fund it

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Soon.

A Kunoichi from Pallet town I think.

>25 episodes
Oh, christ, I thought it was only 12. I'm not going to make it for all of that: there's not enough substance to draw it out that long.

>>156288905
>shows premise and location is boring
>other characters are boring
What's it like to have taste this shit?

>>156289070
Tokyo > ruralville

>>156288905
>>156289050
Just wait for the real chupacabras to appear.

These girls could all charge thousands of dollars a night and rebuild Manoyama in a week.

The princess will lose her memories if there's not enough visitors in time.

>>156289050
>>156289111
I'm banking on this
I'll drop it at 14 if there's no twist.

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>>156289149

>>156287660
For me it's awkward romance stuff.
Like a guy saying really stupid stuff to a girl or vice versa.
I tough it out, but it's the hardest thing to watch

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>>156289118
Why didn't they just charge for people to watch a bear fuck a miko in Kuma Miko?

Maybe the real Sakura was the friends we made along the way

>>156289293
Because that would just be unbearable.

>>156289293
Because it was written by someone who gets off on bullying and not bestiality.

>>156289322
That was unendurable, you hardly even put in the effort. I can't stand it when people make bad puns. Especially about bears, since they're so easy.

>>156289558
>expecting effort from a shitpost
You went full retard, anon.

>>156289558
You are bearly making any scents.

>>156289781
That was the polar opposite of what the faggot you responded to wanted.

Hey now, let's paws for a moment, no need to get offended by bad jokes.

A normal Tokyo girl.

>>156280024
The most dull show of the season

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Sakura Quest more like Shitura Fest

>>156290133
I'd feast on her shit.

>anime original by a Literally Who? writer

When will Japan (and especially PA Works) realize that anime originals need to be, you know, original? If you don't have any decent ideas for the story then you're already sunk.

sakura quest more like Keiki Chronicles
AND I WANT TO READ THEM ALL

>>156290132
Have fun watching your school battle harems.

Seriously, what's with Sakura Quest threads and butthole? Is it just the samefag trying to start a meme?

>>156289933
kuma'n, I thought it was pretty good

>>156290347
no

>>156281448
Also she talks in the most unintelligible bavarian dialect and wears a dirndl.

>>156289293
I want a piece of that kumanko

What's this meme about everyone mentioning pink aois butthole? Did I miss something?

>>156290176
>new writers can't make original work
Do you realize how retarded that sentiment is?

>>156290176
>Literally Who? writer
He wrote over 200 episodes for the sgt frog adaptation, was the main writer behind the adaptation of Re:Zero, wrote Mikagura (which was pretty fun) and even did some screenplay for a variety of anime including K-On! and Free!
I wouldn't exactly call him "Literally Who?"

why the fuck does Crunchy translate "Yoshino" as "Yoshi?"

I would like this show a lot more if the protagonist was cute

>>156290862
They translate Yoshino-chan as Yoshi. I'm guessing they think it's a nickname.

>>156290862
Because it's Funi garbage not CR.

>>156280720
Considering my village only has 600 inhabitants and no stores, it would probably suck ass

>>156281377
You don't think trailers, guns, and meth would improve this show? You're a bad American!

>>156280720
Our refugees would gangrape the queen every day.

How hairy is Sakura's omanko?

>>156292999
not very

>>156292999
Pretty hairy, but it's all pink so it's not noticable.

>>156292999
She keeps is clean to have the classy city girl look

They should just make a series of JAV and invite tourists to be the male actors.

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>>156280720
>Switch potatoes with rice
>Pubs everywhere
Sure, why not?

>>156287252
Kill yourself.

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moar suffering

>>156282066
thicc

>>156280356
CHAIKA!

>>156280720
Pretty much the same but with more peasants and bad music

>>156288983
She is such a poorfag, soon she will have to do JAV

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>>156280024
Some naruto character

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>mfw every time Yoshino speaks
Best voice of the season

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>>156296507
What is it caused when you get off to someone's voice? Because me and Yoshi have that kind of relationship.

But what is Sakura's quest?

>>156297403
Attract 250,000 visitors in three months.

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>>156297883
>

>>156297403
Make Manoyama Great Again

sakura bump

>>156280720
>Sakura Quest: Swamp Edition
>eating crawfish and alligators
>she learns French to try to connect to the people only to realize later that there are no Cajuns left, only regular rednecks
Might be cool

>>156300349
That's Bayou edition.

>>156300770
>>156300349
Imagine anime characters speaking with a Louisiana accent