I KNOW I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN

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I couldnt save best girl my waifu

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>>156272753

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>>156272556
THEN YOU CAN START
TO MAKE IT BETTER

>>156272856
>getting into tears because she wanted to show her skill
Asuka is such a kamidere

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How deep are you /a/?

>reddit tier reporting in

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>>156273176
>self waifu paradox

>>156273327
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzvIn0mdXtY

:)

>>156273176
>Gendo is a good father

I'd like to see anyone try to justify this.

>>156273490
"Son, come save hummanity by fighting aliens in this giant robot. You'll be living with two attractive, sexually frustrated women who will both have sex with you given a little effort. Oh, don't like them? How about this timid, blue haired girl. We buy them in bulk."
Not to mention, considering the angels would've exterminated all human life the safest ppace for Shinji to be was inside Unit 01. Gendo = Father of the Decade.

>>156273490
Would you rather be a nobody waiting to be part of a soup or being a based pilote fighting for humanity against aliens?
Gendo is based for turning shinji's boring life into anime

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>>156273176

>SEELE = Elders of Zion

I mean, the nose doesn't lie

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>>156273490
>>156274898

>>156276519
I wish to kill everyone associated with this comic.

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>>156276689
Shinji is a pain
Pic related is what a real 14 year old would have done

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>>156276689
Shinji, get in the fucking robot.

>>156272556
Yes Asuka, you did let me down. You ruined Evangelion, when you showed up. It would have been so much better, without her.

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>>156277057
>her
Asuka is a man

>>156273176
There is correct opinion in every level.
amazingly most correct opinions on /a/ level

>>156277149
Whatever it is, it ruined an amazing show.
>She completely changed the tone of the show, turning it into a dull, monster of the week show.
>She is completely unlikeable.
>Once shit gets serious again, she has the worst backstory, and breakdown.
>Her character development sucks, and she accomplished nothing. Should have used her screentime for other characters.
>Thanks to her, we have Asukafags, who are the worst people on earth.
>People who like Asuka, dont understand NGE, and are the reason we have waifu wars and Rebuild movies.
Worst girl.

>>156277309
Honestly this

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>>156277309
Definitely. Eva would have been a lot better without Asuka.

Has a edgy backstory taken out of Naruto and is so ugly "she" looks like she got bashed in the head with a frying pan.
Also, has the personality of a tumblr SJW feminist.

>>156277309
Should have taken Asuka's screen time and given half of it to Rei and half of it to Kaworu.

>>156277309
>tone shift
That may be due to Anno's mood swings
I didn't care much for her unrequited love sub plot to be honest

>>156277309
>>156277351
>>156277360
>>156277414
>IP counter stays the same
Sasuga reifags

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>>156277149
I'd suck her penis anytime.

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>>156277466
>her
Enjoy the maggots.

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>>156277309
>People who like Asuka, dont understand NGE, and are the reason we have... Rebuild movies.
Naruhodo, Daiz is an Asukafag.

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Stay salty, Reifags.

>>156277309
The tone was improved, NGE works very well as a monster of the week show because of the excellent monster designs and really interesting and unconventional tactics used
She's very likable until the plot goes into psychological introspection territory, which admittedly is bad for her, but is honestly a stain on the entire show
She brought some fun in the show, NGE would have been much better by switching the roles of Asuka and Shinji, and Misato and Kaji making Asuka the MC and Kaji as part of the main cast instead
Waifu wars happen with every series, the only way to avoid them is to not have females, remakes happened because it printed money

>>156277414
Kaworu should have shown up after Toji got rekt. Him showing up, befriending Shinji, the angel reveal and his death, were too much for one episode.

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>>156277461
If that makes you feel good
inb4: nice paint

>>156277522
>>156277461
Unlike you disgusting people, i am not a waifufag. I like Neon genesis Evangelion, the show.

>>156277571
>Unlike you disgusting people, i am not a waifufag. I like Neon genesis Evangelion, the show.
2/10 made me laugh
>>156277569
nice edit

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>>156277503
I will

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Why is Asuka the best, bros?

Rei is a kind and strong girl, and it's stupid how people call her "emotionless" when she clearly has emotions. That to me signals a red flag for people who would likely behave nastily to anyone shown to be different to them.
Asuka is brave and smart, and not a "bitch" at all, she has some issues but the show tells us she wants to be understood and loved. And it's shown she can be nice to people see:Hikari.
Anyway, identity politics are shit and cause us to be complete jackasses to strangers online.

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>>156277681
It's hard not to be best when your competition is a doll and an old whore.

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Now i know why tumblr loves this character

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>>156277699
>false-flagging this hard

>>156277538
I think that's how it worked in the manga. He was definitely around for longer, and was a way different character. Told Rei he thought she would be fat.

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>>156277736
I wonder what kind of autist makes these things? Probably the "reifag" type. Sasuga reifags.

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>>156277801
Rei is objectively the best girl, enjoy the manface on your tranny. Looks like it's wig is about to come off in that image.

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>>156277838
>he's making edits in real time
God, I'm laughing like an idiot right now
Keep'em coming

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>>156277681
She's relatable

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>>156272556
>>>

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>>156277883
And you still won't be as much of an idiot as Asuka.

>>156277946
Fuck off tumblr

>>156277960
Fuck off ESL

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>>156277535
>excellent monster designs

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Posting superior Shinji.

This anime is trash, watch something better, like Bleach.

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>Mansukafags THIS jealous about their shitty SJW tumblr tranny

>>156278012
Explain a date with Rei.

C'mon.
I'd love to see your headcannon.

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>>156273176
>Purple>Red&Blue
only good thing in this image

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>that one reifag who keeps trying

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>>156277466
Isn't it funny how you have to post fanart because Asuka looks hideous in the actual show?

>>156278042
Anything would be better than a date with Mansuka

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>>156277883

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>>156278054
I wonder what drives a person to such obsession with something they hate

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>>156278066
This is official art though.

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>>156278110
And it still looks like a man in a wig.
No wonder tumblr praises it so much.

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>>156278066
Normally I have to go to Madoka threads to see this particular brand of autism.

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>>156276200
This

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>>156278108
Oh but when you toiletspam, it's totally okay?
Fuck off mansukafag.

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>>156277605
HA FAG

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>>156278000
>watch
Most pleb thing I read this week.

>>156277309
>sjw feminist
No wonder tumblr scums love this one

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>>156277699
>Projecting
That really activated my almonds

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>>156278066
>Anything would be better than a date with Asuka.

Love your answer, anon.
It shows she has so little personality that even a Rei fag can't come up with a single conversation or evening with her.

You'd literally have more to talk about with Pen Pen than Rei.

At least with Asuka we could get drunk and choke fuck each other.
Does Rei even have a working womb?
Probably not.

>>156277309
Every damn point is true. Asuka and Asukafags are worst thing happened to EVA.

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>>156278173
>projecting this hard
Treat others like you want to get treated. There's no excuse for your own behavior.

>>156278190
I was under the impression that Evafags can't read from the years of autistic screeching about colors.

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>>156278270
>Poster count doesn't increase

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>>156278299
Everything I post about Asuka is true canon fact, you just can't handle it and are jealous of Rei.

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>>156278299
>>156278328
Rei is Superior
Asuka is BTFO

This thread is embarrassing.

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>>156278462

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>>156278592
Misato=Ukraine

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Another potentially good EVA thread ruined by reifags.

>>156273176
>Asuka knew Shinji fapped to her
What the fuck is the reasoning in this i don't understand.

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>>156278650
>>>/pol/
>>>/out/

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>>156277995
>Dissing ramiel
Man it is the scariest most simplest thing in all of existence. It screams internally.

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>>156273176
>Evageeks
>saying Kaworu did nothing wrong
Funniest thing I've seen today, thanks for the laugh.

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>>156278868
>/pol/ posting
>3dpd on /a/
>le reddit boogeyman
wew lad

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>>156278996
>Asuka eternally cucked
>Resorts to projecting hard

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Posting superior girl.

>>156278066
They should've kept her in the D suit. Thicc Assuka is the best Asuka.

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>>156279060
>eternally cucked
Uh huh.

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>>156279118
>her

>>156279181
Fake news

>>156278149
>richest people on earth
>control the media
>control the world governments and the UN
>commits numerous acts of false flag and deceit
>following a certain prophecy from the Dead Sea scrolls to get a great amount of power
>large noses

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8wA5OzCwmM

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>>156279217
>>156279060
>fake news
>cuck
>cuck
Hello, /pol/. Slow news day?

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Asuka will have a lovely middle eastern group of men take care of her back in germany

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>>156279298
>Changes the subject

>>156279104
She's dying, bruh.

>>156278747
Asuka went through instrumentality like Shinji and during it she "saw" him fapping to her. That's why she says "disgusting" at the end.

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>>156273176
But Hikari IS the best girl.

>>156279967
Is she really?

>>156280689
yes

>>156272856
So, did the manga end at last?

>>156273176
>Rei Q is not Rei
>Rei is inside Walkman
I thought everybody agreed with that.

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>>156277309
>She completely changed the tone of the show, turning it into a dull, monster of the week show.
I think it was to help establish relationship (not romance) between the Shinji and Asuka.

>She is completely unlikeable.
That's the point of Asuka. She's like a real girl with real needs that are sometimes not in line with the opposite sex.

>Once shit gets serious again, she has the worst backstory, and breakdown.
If she didn't she would be a flat character. She breaks down due to psychological trauma.

>Her character development sucks, and she accomplished nothing. Should have used her screentime for other characters.
Once again you missed the point of her failing time and again only to be saved by Shinji. She was put in her place.

>Thanks to her, we have Asukafags, who are the worst people on earth.
What depth would we have had without her? She helped us understand Shinji's intimacy problems more closely.

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>>156273176
>Shinji = Spiral King

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>>156280780
Yep. It ends with (of all things) Mari trying to score with Yui.

>>156273176
>Can/Cannot path
Can someone elaborate? I've seen a few images in moonspeak with Sephirot on it and can/cannot on different branches a few years ago, but nothing past that.

>>156273176
SEELE = Elders of Zion

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>>156277995

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>>156280853
She's one of the most poorly written characters in the show. She's ripped off from that character from Nausicca and Anno had to use a doujin to finish her character because she's so bad.
Her backstory is from something you would find in Naruto.
She's not a real girl, she's only similar to those SJW feminists on tumblr.

>>156273176
>Shinji is Anno's self insert
Didn't Anno confirm this in an interview? Why is this deep?

>>156273176
I'm on the "Girlfriend of steel is canon" level.

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>>156280853
The flashback to her running in on her mother commiting suicide was so edgy, unnatural and dumb I literally burst out laughing.

Asuka was such a damper on Eva. It could have been a masterpiece without her.

>>156280853
>What depth would we have had without her?
Are you implying Asuka is the only source of character depth in eva?

>>156281125
Asukafags are so retarded they might actually believe that

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We have this exact thread every couple days or so

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>>156273176
Shinji=Gendo, Rei=Ritsuko, Asuka=Misato
Wait a se... OH SHI~

>>156281176
Misato and Gendo have no personal relationship, that's fucking dumb.

>>156281259
I guess it's about what they would become if they grew up without any development, if they didn't have each other. Similar traits etc. See live-action scene from EoE that was cut

>>156273176
>no Gendo is Shinji from another timeline

>>156281176
>>156281259
Yeah there's no parallel between the children and those adult characters.
If you wanted to make a comparison you could compare the Shinji/Asuka/Rei group to the Misato/Ritsuko/Kaji.
Asuka/Misato are both tsundere with Shinji/Kaji. Rei/Ritsuko are part of the trio but not heavily involved in relationship issues.

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why is misato legs?

>>156281487
HNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

>>156281176
Shinji=Misato
Kaworu=Kaji

>>156281176
>>156281259
>>156281400
Asuka should be Gendo because she looks like a man

>>156281487
It means she's the slut.

>>156281400
>>156281657
Both of these are partially right

>>156278449
source?

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>>156281667
This
Asuka is ugly as fuck

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>>156282146
reifags are kidding themselves.

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>Asukafags resorting to outsourced games and fanart because Asuka looks like an ugly man in canon
lmaoing at your life
Must suck being a fan of wurst girl who gets BTFO by Rei every time

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>Rei
>Asuka
>Misato
Why settle so low?

>>156282294
Please stop.
This is pathetic.
You're trying way too hard.

Please stop, for yourself.

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>>156282309
Rei is a literal goddess, you can't go any higher than her.

>>156282402
I'm only posting canon images of Mansuka.
Sorry you can't deal with it.

>>156282452
I don't care about Asuka, anon.
My concern is about you.

>>156282402
Let them keep going, their tears are delicious.

>>156273176

>No pen pen killed kaji

I am in a whole new level.

>>156282569
nice gyno, fag

>>156282452
>"Anno understands the Japanese national attraction to characters like Rei as the product of a stunted imaginative landscape borne of Japan's defeat in the Second World War. Japan lost the war to the Americans. Since that time, the education we received is not one that creates adults. Even for us, people in their 40s, and for the generation older than me, in their 50s and 60s, there's no reasonable model of what an adult should be like." -Anno

>>156282703
These fingers scare me a little.

>>156273176

>Retake is canon
>Angelic days is canon

Come on niggers, the Legends of pico pico middle school is the only true canon storyline.

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>>156282749
>>156282658

>>156276519
>and live with this smoking hot chick
>and this feisty one

These were both Misato's ideas, not Gendo's.

>then check out this super submissive hottie
You have to be incredibly immature to think that absolutely every single female in your vicinity is a potential sexual or romantic partner, but that's exactly what this comic (and all the shipping bullshit) loves to imply. Just because you interact with a woman semi-regularly does not mean you have to fuck her or that she would even want to fuck you.

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>Liking Asuka
>Liking Rei
>Liking ANYONE from the original series

ahahah fucking pathetic.
They all look like they were drawn by a degenerate autist from deviant art.
All of the characters are autistic broken people with "sad anime back stories".

I prefer the literal perfect character of Asuka Shikinami Langley.

>Perfect personality
>Doesn't care about her "sad past" and doesn't let it affect her, unlike her weaker and more pathetic Soryu counterpart.
>Beautiful
>Fun
>Passionate

>>156282887
The original series is more than two decades old. Deviantart and all the "Original the Characters" you see now did not exist or were at least not nearly as visible.

>a potentially decent thread ruined by autism fighting

I mean, i have my own opnions on the series girls, but tha is just stupid.

>>156283110
your stupid

>>156282856
>You have to be incredibly immature to think that absolutely every single female in your vicinity is a potential sexual or romantic partner, but that's exactly what this comic (and all the shipping bullshit) loves to imply. Just because you interact with a woman semi-regularly does not mean you have to fuck her or that she would even want to fuck you.
I didn't know harem protagonists posted on /a/.

>>156283148
No, you poopoo head

>>156272556
I'VE BEEN A FOOL TO MYSELF

>>156273176
>ramiel is best girl all the way at the bottom
nigger that should be up at /a/ level. Everyone knows that picture of Ramiel in the schoolgirl outfit

>>156283247
Wew, only took 155 posts, I hate neo-/a/.

It all comes TUMBLRING DOWN, TUMBLRING DOWN, TUMBLRING DOWN

>>156282228
And as always, Asukafags can only fall back on shipping to make their character look better.

>>156273176

Ok, lets update this image. Post the craziest theory you can think of that isnt there, and if possible a small justification.

>Hikari killed Kaji for cucking asuka

>>156283592
Cut the reddit spacing first, fag.

>>156283581
>The only way Rei fags can defend their waifu is by attack every other female in the series, because there is nothing TO defend.

It's like an autistic bird defending a cracked egg.
It's the saddest and most pathetic thing I have ever seen.

Could a Reifag list 3 traits they like about Rei?

>>156283826
left tiddy
right tiddy
the color blue

>>156283911
Well done!

Now, lets try this.
Could you name at lest 2 personality traits you like about Rei?

You.

Yes, you. The one screaming, "Rei is a doll! " and "Rei Q is Rei!" and other slurs I dare not mention. Tread lightly.

You are one. We are hundreds, thousands. Millions. You aren't just IN the wrong ; you ARE the wrong.

I don't feel awkward or anxious when I see your posts because your words don't affect me. Many others, however, are coming out of their shells for the first time in their lives. This is the first time many are enjoying the beauty of the girl that has been procedurally generated for us - and she IS beautiful. Incredibly so. DON'T ruin this for them. We Reifags may have our differences, but we will not hesitate to come to the aid of our fellow explorers, especially against someone who so virulently slurs that which has brought us all together.

Don't take this the wrong way. I don't hate you. I don't fear you. I pity you.

I'm sorry that you feel this way towards us. I'm sorry that Rei is such a bane to your existence. And I'm sorry that you are missing out on such a wonderful experience. Mostly, though, I'm sorry that you feel the need to go around and publicly chastise and berate others. I'm sorry that, to ensure your own validity, you need to make others feel invalid. I'm sorry that your self-worth is so infinitesimally miniscule that you have to make others feel less-than-human, at least in your own denatured mind, just to feel whole. I am truly sorry that day-in and day-out you have to put up with your worthless, meaningless, Shakespearean tragedy of a life.

I ask you politely to cease your unnecessary cries for attention, and instead invite you to join our ranks. Delete your Asuka pictures, download Rei ones (Rei Q is not Rei) , and breathe in the splendour and the amazement of your first true waifu, and then, maybe, just maybe, you'll see what you've been so hopelessly searching for this whole time.

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Huh?
I'm getting no replies!
Could it be possible that NO one can list at lest 2 things they like about Rei's personality?

Are Reifags this shallow?
To only like a character because of their design and not their personality?
Heh, what a bunch of brats.

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>>156284203

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>>156284124
Why did God abandon me here with you?

>>156284124
I want to punch Rei in the gut till she cums.
Then pat her head and give her an orange before I go home to Asuka

>>156284124
>to your existence. And I'm sorry
>beginning a sentence with a conjunction

Of course, even Rei copypasta is written by a degenerate.

>>156284217
I'm not a Reifag but I like her reliability and logical nature.

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>>156284203
>>156284217
>>156284252
>full sentence filenames with punctuation

>>156284350
>headcannon that Rei is an intellectual and smart

She never displays above average intellect.
This is just a bad anime cliche with characters that don't talk a lot.

Show me at lest 2 scenes where Rei displays above average intellect and I'll delete all of my posts and kill myself on stream.

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>>156279348

>>156284424
>organizing is bad
>grammar is bad

>>156284424
>promoting illiteracy

>>156276519
>>156274898
I hate this argument and comic

years of neglect and depression don't suddenly change because someone gives you things

and it's also missing the part that says
>hey I've not seen you for years and ignored you and gave you fucking nothing since the day I walked out on you, but now I need you to do something for me
>pilot this giant robot to fight against a monstrous horror
>also I will give you no training on how to pilot the robot
>also if you fail everyone will blame you forever
"w....what? I don't understand any of this! this is the first time I've seen you in years!"
>fine fuck you then you little piece of shit

did everyone completely miss the part where Shinji never asked to have the fate of humanity dumped on him during a period in his life where he is one bad day away from suicide?

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>>156284424
>american education

>>156284434
When did I say that she has above average intelligence? Nevertheless, she does read books in German when she's chronologically five years old. I think that would make her pretty smart. She also tells Asuka that the Evas have souls.

>>156284614
Logical thinking implies, and requires, intellect.

>
Let's not forget that she's a genetically modified person.
She also has access to a lot more information than the rest of the characters, so her knowing that Eva's have souls doesn't have to mean that she herself came to the conclusion.

Also, I'm a degenerate but I could read books in English when I was in preschool (I'm from somewhere in Europe), and usually knowing languages doesn't have anything to do with a persons mental or intellectual capacity, but the ability to notice patterns.

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>>156284478
>>156284504
>>156284612
You do realize that other people laugh at you when they see your filenames, right?

>>156284808
>Some retarded American is laughing at me because I use proper grammar.

Ok my dude, giggle on.

I'll just continue laughing at your poor public education

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>>156284808
>implying I don't edit it in filebox when posting so it wouldn't look too bland
Also
>other people laugh at you
>I'm the other people
Stop wasting your life, anon
Also this >>156284905

>>156285028
Why is getting with a shitdick like Shinji considered "winning" anyway?

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>>156284905
>>156284934
>This is what people that type full sentences for filenames actually believe.
Well in your defense, I guess someone has to keep the IT departments of the world in business.

>>156284434

I dont think she is very intelligent. I do think she is curious and willing to learn (i think thats half her character), which i like

Im not even a Reifag. Is it that hard to not be a hateful fag?Given my wizardry situation, I would be happy with pretty much any girl of the series.

>>156284786
>She also has access to a lot more information than the rest of the characters
I don't know, she was kept in the dark about being Lilith and didn't know until Kaworu told her.
>knowing languages doesn't have anything to do with a persons mental or intellectual ability
Maybe, but she was reading books anout microbiology and genetics, which are hard to understand.

>>156285221
So you're a beta cuck, Kaworufag?

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>>156285028
Kensuke is literally the best person in Evangelion.

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>>156285221
Actually, the image you've posted is just Fagamoto's dicklet projection from his shitty manga. The true Shinji's dick is so gigantic it made Kaworu gape in awe and confess to him instantly once he saw it. Even Misato tries to seduce Shinji multiple times after seeing it for the first time. The further proof is also Gendo. We see that he's quite successful with women who lust after his mighty Gendocock. It's obvious that Shinji also possesses the mighty Gendocock gene. Even Pen-Pen was amazed one he saw it erect. So, it's obvious that Shinji's cock is one of a kind and it's gigantic.

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>>156285457
It's small in the Anime, too. Compared to a toothpick and Misato laughs at it.

Shinji's dick is so insignificant and pathetically small that Kaworu mistook him for a girl.

>>156285297
Reading doesn't imply understanding.
I read "Death by Black Hole" by Niel Tyson, doesn't make me a Speeesh Wizard.

>>156285551
I guess.

>>156285540
As usual, no arguments, only shitposting
Shinji's cock is gigantic, it's proven, case closed.

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BEHOLD
>>>/wsg/1654847

>>156273176
>donkey trailer between 2.0 and 3.0
i thought this was like
a pretty normal idea to have

>>156285658
As gigantic as a toothpick according to that scene

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>>156285729

>>156286261
Get the fuck out, little nigshit.

>>156286261
Fuck off Mike

>>156286261
Stop posting please!. :)

>>156285411
I just want a straight adaptation, where he, Hikari, and Toji are all pilots too.

>>156278449
i thought asuka had a penis.

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>>156289448
He does.

>>156273176
I'm toeing the line between Kabbalist and Blogger.

>>156285729
but its not even shown its just hanging low like a heavier penis which tend to be bigger

>>156289845
The green can says "toothpicks" on it.
It's obvious what they're implying and the manga just backs it up.

Shinji has the dick a size of an eraser. Pathetic.
Even Misato was completely indifferent to it.

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STOP SAYING MEAN THINGS TO ASUKA I'M GONNA CRY

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>>156272556
Congratulations Shinji

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>>156290291
I like sociopathic looking asuka.

Any more?

>>156291390
Did they ever make figures like these?

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>>156290351

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>>156273176
>kaworu achieved CHIM
>Evas are literally numidiums
>Tiber Septim was a young boy who became a legend

>>156291599
Fuck off with your shitty reaction images newfaggot.

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>>156273176
>the angels were anti-spirals
>the buster machines were made with Eva technology after Shinji re-built humanity
>the aliens in Gunbuster and Diebuster were also anti-spirals
>the buster machines in Diebuster were the predecessors of Gunmen
>The topless used spiral power
>Kaworu was the anti-spiral
>Kaji was The Doctor

>>156273176
>Absolute Terror Field = Autism
>"Geometry" with no context dead last

Every fucking time

>>156293551
>Absolute Terror Field = Autism
Explain.

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>>156278529
Welcome to Ev/a/. Enjoy your stay.

>>156293596

I think most of the botton ones are just fun sounding completely non sensical theories. But according so a small research on evageeks some fucktard once tried to make this connection unironically (or maybe pretending to be unironical)

>>156273176
I guess /a/

>>156293596
>Something that encroaches too far into your bubble, your comfort zone
>Makes you completely shut down and freak out

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>>156282856
>highschool kids living in the same house
>knowing they have a chance to die during every mission
>ages close, no parents around

Yea i couldn't imagine them wanting to fuck eachother that is just crazy.

>>156291424
>Staring straight up
>red LED eyes
>toggleable

Yeah that would be pretty cool.

>>156294495
Yeah, kids really wanted to fuck each other in Bokurano, didn't they?

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>>156282856
>"you have to be incredibly immature to think that absolutely every single female in your vicinity is a potential sexual or romantic partner"

that's coorect anon but I never implied that. Shinji wasn't originally interested in Misato or Asuka, just Rei. Rei wasn't attracted to Shinji but she was so apathetic towards everything but Gendo, Shinji could've said "it'll make me a better pilot and therefore make my father happy" and Rei would've gone out with him.

>>156273176
Shinji is gay for Kaworu belongs on /a/

>>156284595
Gendo went to work to create the Eva's in order to fight the Angels. I'm not sure who raised Shinji through his younger years but he should've gotten emotional support from them. Alot of people grow up without their parents into emotionally stable human beings. I'm not saying Gendo's motives were to help Shinji, they were clearly only ever to get Yui back but it doesn't change the fact that he put his Shinji in the safest place: inside Unit 01

>>156298408
Shinji's interested in Rei because she has a relationship with Gendo and he doesn't. He doesn't have a romantic or sexual interest in her.

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Another garbage thread. Sasuga.

>>156298408

Shinji hasnt been interested in anyone past a superficial level, thats a point of his character. Hes afraid of any form of commitment and uncapable to go through the hardships of a relationship.

By the end of the series its implied through his decision he wants to change.

>>156299183
You should rewatch the original series. Do you forget Shinji severely burning his hands trying to open the plug for Rei just as his father did. I agree that Rei is a partial stand-in for Yui for Gedo and Shinji but for Shinji theres definitely a physical attraction.

>>156299836
It's a fujoshi just ignore.

The last Rebuild is long overdue.

>>156300213
/thread?

>>156273176
Big O might be the only Anime with symbolism of this level.

>>156299836
I would probably severely burn my hands to save someone I barely know. That's some adrenaline shit. And don't get me wrong, he cares deeply about her, but he doesn't display the same sort of physical attraction he does toward Asuka and Misato.

>>156301435
You forgot the part where they were merging their genitals together?

>>156282887
I know this is bait, but you have to be 18 to post here.

>>156295195
I'd be on board with it.

>>156301989
That's just the adrenaline talking bruh.

>>156301989
Yeah, in a visual metaphor.

>>156301989
They arent solid that scene, rei is literaly going through him, no real contact.

It ends when shinji decides to "unmerge" and actually touch her hand. Because when you are one liquid mess, you cant trully interact with the others.

I think its a pretty scene, but i dont think it is a shipping validation or anything like that.

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>>156302654
>>156303542
I see. What happens in the Tang stays in the Tang.

>>156301989
>>156302654
>>156303542
But, in all seriousness you're just making excuses for what was genuine evidence of a physical attraction between Rei and Shinji.

>>156303769
No, because that scene doesn't indicate any sort of physical attraction. Neither Shinji or Rei appear to be sexually excited in that scene, even ignoring the fact that it's primarily abstract.

>>156296509
That one kid did try to rape the slut before he died

>>156302654
Even if it just "in Shinji's head" or in the lcl its still evidence that the emotion of infatuation existed in shinji's mind.

>>156303796
They're both naked naked in the cowgirl position. I'm sorry they're not screaming like pornstars. Has a girl ever just sat on you fick anon? No? Its nice

>>156303940
*dick, but also your fick

>>156303940
Neither is even blushing and both have completely neutral expressions. And again, the scene is abstract, it portrays their state current state within the LCL, it is not indicating that the two are actually engaging in sexual activity or that they want or wanted to.

>>156304013
In your own words, define "abstract". And please don't google it.

>>156304079
It's meant to show something indirectly, a non-literal representation of the actual event. One could also call it symbolic, or metaphorical.

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>>156279376
just dropping my shitty oc here

>>156304013
So its just a coincidence that the other two characters that had sexual tension with Shinji were his other two choices for him to "become one with"? Why wasn't Ritsuko there? Why wasn't Yui there? Because Shinji didn't want to fuck either of them. Its obvious.

>>156304257
Pretty nice

>>156278242
spooky, scary skeletons
sends shivers down your spine
shriek and shiver, shock your soul and seal your doom tonight.

>>156304366
thank you, kind anon :)

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>>156303769
>>156304323
Shinji showed sexual attraction to Misato and Asuka, not Rei.

>>156304323
That is a good point. However, this could also be explained by a wish to become one with Rei as a mother figure, not as a sexual one.

>>156303769

There is sexual undertone on it. Afterall, in that scene they (and all of humanity) are one.

If you nitpick every single sexual imagery on the movie, of it will look like a fucking porno.

For reference a little earlier we get a very similar scene with shinji and asuka naked in the same position, also in the "dream world". I dont think it means a lot besides that shinji did had an attraction to the female trio.

Im not shitting on anyones waifu, im just saying to stop grasping at straws and focus on the real development they had. As i said, i think shinji holding reis hand that moment and she reacting to it is much more important than the glued liquid crotches

>>156304439
>>156304475
It could be both. Rei could fufill that motherly role for shinji but he could also be attracted sexually. It would be support the theme of Freudianism.

>>156304602
Shinji just said in that image he doesn't feel that way about her.
Not like he did with Asuka and to a lesser extent Misato.

>>156304602
Very true, but Misato does the Freud thing more than Rei.

>>156304656
>"preteens never lie about being sexually attracted to other preteens"
You see how stupid that sounds?
So when what is being said supports your view, you take it at face value but when it doesnt it's abstract. I get it

>>156304798
Are you seriously held up on the shit from End of Eva? Neither Rei nor Shinji have a real body in that scene, they're floating in a primordial soup with the rest of humanity's souls. Not five minutes previously to that scene there live action shots of people in theaters and walking through the streets. It's pretty clear that scene is not supposed to be taken at face value.

>>156304998
Are you getting episodes 25&26 mixed up with EoE?

>>156305190
No, the scene where Rei is on top of Shinji and the live action sections are both in EoE.

>>156305301
Ah. Its been a while but isn't episode 25&26 primarily live action?

>>156304798
I wasn't even that guy, but all their interactions in the series support my view.

Even during the episode where all three of them are at the pool, and Shinji is blushing at Asuka, he suddenly stops when he sees Rei.

Whats even the point of this discussion, really? I though it was really clear shinji have some sexual attraction to all 3. It is more than fucking clear in the movies.

Romantic attraction is another story that goes way more deeper, but my opnion is that he would develop a strong and potentially romantic relationship with anyone very open to him (kaworu being the proof). On the other hand, he hides himself and absolutely refuses to make a step for any of the 3 girls, even when he have the chance. I believe he do so because he strongly afraid of having any bonds and having any commitment to anyone. He cant run away if his girlfriend is counting on him to do something hard, therefore he cant have one.

In EoE he then blames them for not being upfront to him and taking initiation.

>>156305364
No senpai, it's a lot of stuff but it's not live action. Looks like it's time for a rewatch.

>>156305584
I feel like a senile grandparent. Off I go then.

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>>156273176
>Kaworu achieved CHIM
nice

>>156273176
>Shinji = Spiral King

Thats one of the most retarded things I've read but I like it

>all these Asukafags acting like Reifags ruin everything because of one autistic poster like as if they don't ruin threads with their "Rei is a toilet" autism

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>>156281083
Mana=best girl

>>156276806
keep telling yourself that