How much would you pay for your waifu?

Nothing because she hates existing. She's happier this way.

>>156260895
Everything.

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I couldn't afford her.

>>156260895
>>156261199
What's this meme called?

>>156260895
Everything.

>>156260895
Buying my waifu isn't going to make her love me.

>>156260895
I couldn't pay for her, she is not a possession. But I would give my soul to save her, even if I have to suffer for all of eternity.

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1000¥

>>156261258
Compensated dating.

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>>156260895
as much as it would take

money is no object

>>156261496
What
Do you know how the world works?

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Two wedding rings, a marriage license, a wedding, and my lifelong fidelity. An absolute bargain.

>>156261496
How incredibly true

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>>156260895
Why pay when you can rape?

Nothing, why would I make the person I love the most to live with such a miserable person as myself?

>>156261723
Why would you waifu be a shitty person concerned with materialism?

>>156261258
Idk but I need more of it.

>>156261258
Prostitution?

>>156261541
Why is snail so cheap?

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>Pay money to bring you waifu to laifu.
>you get friend zoned.
>she falls in love and fucks another guy.
You attend their wedding

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>>156260895
if tomoko existed she would be mine, no money involved

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One fancy cake.

>>156261577
>>156262397
No, I mean this meme specifically, where it shows the waifu getting money and then cuts to ahegao.

>>156260895
A couple quarters, some juicy fruit, and pocket lint.

>>156261502
Beautiful answer.