You need to look at least like this to get with monster girls.

>>156248228
5 foot 6''?

I'm too busy being fat.

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>>156248228

>>156248228
If you're a manlet it doesn't matter how fit you are, you always look ridiculous.

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You don't have to be THAT fit.

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>>156248228
if this show had taken place in the US this nigger would have been fired on the second day.
>hugging students
>getting kisses from them
>spending time alone with them in his office
>going to their houses
>spending all day with one of their heads
>"sleeping" in the same room as them

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>>156248228
>ywn hug a dumbpire
Please kill me senpai.

>>156248567
Shop a jojo face onto him

>>156248228
but does he row for UC Davis?

>>156248228
I want to get with him instead.

>sucked dry by dumpire
>soul eaten by sucky
>dimensional throated by dullgirl
>he somehow survives it all and is saved by the only girl that seemed normal
>only to end up in a basement because she went full ice cold yandere

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>>156248228
I already do, Anon. fitfag that actually follows being fit to the letter.

No, it doesn't magically give you good social skills.

>>156248410
He's like 6'5

>>156248228
Isn't it impossible to get a body like this if you're already fat as fuck? especially if you're tall since tall people have looser skin?

>>156249293
Well you have to take the face into account too, and not much can be done about that

>>156248566
Not entirely true.

>hugging students
>spending time alone with them in his office
>going to their houses
>spending all day with one of them (they're head is obviously contextual here)

Are very common actions by teachers and professors here (at least in the Northeast where I'm from)

Kissing and sleeping in rooms is a little much though. Those would get him fired.

>>156248566
Only the kissing and falling asleep with a student nearby would get him fired.

Everything else is perfectly normal in nip land.

It's almost like you've never bonded with a teacher before fuckboi.

>>156248567
was expecting the bulge

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>>156249392
sounds like you got groomed a little bit there anon
https://defendinnocence.org/2016/03/09/6-perpetrator-grooming-patterns-every-parent-needs-to-know/

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>>156249293
>be tall
>everybody telling me why I don't have a gf if I am tall

I hate that.

Sorry for blog.

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>>156249932
>not telling them that 3d is shit and 2d is the patrician choice
reveal your power level. show them who's boss

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>>156248228
>spend all that time training and refining your body
>can't spend 5 minutes looking through a catalogue to find a half decent haircut

>>156250023
let me guess, you believe that an undercut is a decent haircut, right?

>>156250114
No that shit's terrible as well

>>156248228
Fucking hot.

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>>156248673
why would you want to hug a dumpire when you could hug a head

everyone knows dullahan is much more cute and best than dumbpire

>>156248228
I'm getting there man. just need to add like 50kg to my bench and I'll be there in no time

>>156250241
DULLahan is literally worst girl.

>>156248228
Sweet. I've lost 40 lbs. since last year, go to the gym 3 days a week and run between 5 and 10 miles the other three. On top of that, I just joined a climbing gym and I spend about 3 hours on average every time I go because that's how long it takes me to where myself out. About another 15 lbs. to go and I should have a body like that by midsummer.

Where do I apply for my monster girl?

>>156250331
she and sakie are the only two where their being demi is actually relevant to their characters and to the plot
the other two are just generic cgdct girls that could fit into any other non-monstergirl anime pretty much unchanted

>>156250542
>Anime only fag

>>156248228
oh well since im a cute loli i will never look like that ever

>>156250542
retard

His creaseless face looks funny in contrast with his bulging muscular body.

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I want to headpat this dumbpire.

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>>156248228
He'll still never get the succ.

>>156248228
I WANT TO FUCK A VAMPIRE

>>156249332
And has an IQ of 195.

>>156251997

God that expression makes me hnnng. Embarrassment with a hint of pleading.

>>156252058
The dumbpire is for hug, not for fug.

>>156250435
Nice blog. How do I unsubscribe?

>>156252058
Dumpires are for messing up their hair and bullying.

>>156252488
The vampire is for rape with impregnation.

>>156248228
It's a horrible realization that even in a world filled with lustful monster girls, you know that they wouldn't like you and would actively avoid you.